This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Thursday, June 20 2013

06:00The Treacle People Stuck Up Job The sticky heroes get stuck into some redecorating at the Bubble and Boggart. Will Lillian love it or loathe it? 
06:10The Hoobs Friends Tula has made friendship tuftlets for everyone except Hubba Hubba. Is Hubba Hubba her friend? And how do you know if someone's your friend anyway? 
06:35The Hoobs Messages When the Hoobycomputer breaks down, Hubba Hubba has to use the Hoobophone to get a message through to the Hoobs. 
07:05Will & Grace Dolls and Dolls Madonna guest stars as Karen's prospective new roommate, who shares many of her eccentricities, including her taste in men. 
07:30According to Jim Belaboring the Point In the last episode of season five, Ryan announces that Dana is pregnant, and Jim issues dire warnings about her hormonal swings causing chaos. 
07:55The Morning Line Turf tips and news from the Channel 4 Racing team. 
08:55Frasier To Thine Old Self Be True Frasier tries to plan Donny's bachelor party and winds up handcuffed to a stripper, embarrassing himself in front of Regan. 
09:25Frasier The Three Faces of Frasier Frasier becomes obsessed with a caricature of him that hangs on the wall of a Seattle restaurant. 
10:00Undercover Boss Canada Michael Sneyd, CEO of Canadian resort business Skyline International Development, goes undercover with the employees at the bottom of the ladder to take their ideas to new heights. 
11:00Phil Spencer: Secret Agent In Edinburgh, Phil meets retiree Patricia Cameron, who is desperate to sell her inherited childhood home, in the upmarket Braidhill area of the city. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather. 
12:05Gordon Ramsay's Ultimate... ...Cookery Course: Gordon shows how to make real fast food. Recipes include smoky pork sliders with homemade BBQ sauce, chicken stir-fry with rice noodles, and a fast noodle soup. 
12:40Three in a Bed It's tears and tantrums as Keith and David's Westbrook in Somerset takes on Heather's Mill Stream House in Christchurch and Sam's The Metro in Newquay. 
13:40Royal Ascot: Channel 4 Racing It's Gold Cup day at Royal Ascot, and Clare Balding and Nick Luck introduce all six races on Day Three of the Royal meeting. 
18:00The Simpsons Homer the Moe Moe reopens his bar as 'M', a slick members' club. So Homer opens a 'hunting club' in his garage with Duff on tap and REM (guest starring as themselves) playing live. 
18:30Hollyoaks Maxine makes Patrick an offer he can't refuse, Dr Browning desperately searches for answers, and Vincent unwittingly infuriates George. Meanwhile, Dirk pays a visit to troubled Anna. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
19:554thought.tv Michelle Blum endured seven years of bullying at the hands of her husband. She says it was only when she found Islam that she gained the strength to leave her marriage. 
20:00Compare Your Life The former head of Confused.com uses comparison techniques to help couple Pete and Iney choose which of three possible business ventures is right for them and their family. 
21:00First Dates Interactive documentary series following the thrills and fears of modern dating, as couples meet for their first date. Viewers can apply to appear on the next show with unsuccessful daters. 
22:00Bi-Curious Me This film meets three women coming to terms with changes in their sexuality and exploring same-sex relationships. Will their new-found sexual freedom prove as liberating as they hope? 
23:05Random Acts Channel 4's short-form arts strand. Kate Tempest and Hollie McNish make a poetic plea to reclaim touch. 
23:1024 Hours in A&E This touching episode explores the responsibility of caring for elderly relatives, while reflecting on the full, and often colourful, lives that some of King's older patients have led. 
00:10The Human Mannequin Can teenager Louise Wedderburn forge a career in fashion, in spite of a rare genetic condition which is causing her body to freeze and turning her into a human mannequin? 
01:10Royal Ascot Highlights A chance to relive all the drama and glamour of Gold Cup day and Ladies' Day at Royal Ascot. 
01:40Edward VIII: The Lion King The untold story of Edward VIII's campaign to protect Africa's wildlife, prompted when he was Prince of Wales by the slaughter of elephants, rhinos and big cats he witnessed on safari. [SL] 
02:35How to Find Love Online Dawn O'Porter presents the definitive guide to finding love online, exposing the dangers of romance scammers, finding out who lies about what, and working out how to succeed. 
03:30How Councils Waste Your Money:... ...Channel 4 Dispatches: Antony Barnett reveals details of spending local authorities wished you didn't know about, from expensive cars to foreign trips, five-star hotels and golf lessons. 
04:00Food Unwrapped Jimmy Doherty, Kate Quilton and Matt Tebbutt ask: Why are cashew nuts never on supermarket shelves in their shells? What exactly is scampi? Does expensive salt taste better than cheap salt? 
04:30Wild Things The Wild Things team visit a military no-go zone, using explosive stunts and underground experiments to explore how wild plants have developed their own defence systems. 
05:00Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer visit north London to help first-time buyer Ify Okoye, as well as Mike and Rosemary, who have spent the last six years abroad and want to settle down. 
05:55Kirstie's Vintage Gems Kirstie Allsopp explores a host of crafts, skills and techniques for interior decoration taken from her popular series Kirstie's Vintage Home. 
06:00The Treacle People Scares and Stripes PC Nico Pendle practises arresting the entire village, including himself, in preparation for his annual Sergeant's Exam.