| 05:55 | Kirstie's Vintage Gems In this bitesize episode of Kirstie's Vintage Home, super-skilled crafter Kirstie Allsopp takes on a super-sized challenge - a vintage inspired wedding for Amy and Craig. |
| 06:10 | The Hoobs Hooting
Something's keeping the Hoobs awake and if a Hoob can't sleep then a Hoob can't answer questions like 'What's all that hooting at night?'. |
| 06:35 | The Hoobs Soft Round Flat Things
If a Hoob can't find their Hoobarama then a Hoob can't play Hoobarama. Is there anything soft, round and flat on the Peep planet that they can use instead? [SL] |
| 07:00 | British Rallycross Highlights from the Monster Energy MSA British Rallycross Championship 2013. The British Rallycross Championship heads north to Knockhill in Scotland for its third round. |
| 07:25 | Mobil 1 The Grid Jenson Button exclusively previews the Indy 500, and the show looks at the Le Mans-winning Audi R18 e-tron Quattro. Highlights come from the DTM's visit to Brands Hatch and Rally Corsica. |
| 08:00 | The Morning Line Nick Luck, has all the news, features, latest betting and tips ahead of a busy day's racing at Haydock Park, Goodwood and York. Plus, a preview of next week's Derby and Oaks at Epsom. |
| 09:00 | Everybody Loves Raymond Thank You Notes
Marie instantly tries to get the upper hand in her relationship with her new daughter-in-law when Amy and Robert return from their honeymoon. |
| 09:30 | Everybody Loves Raymond Home from School
When Michael stays home from school for two days in a row, Ray mistakenly suspects he simply has homework he hasn't finished. |
| 10:00 | Frasier The Zoo Story
Bebe confronts Frasier at Cafe Nervosa, telling him she wants him back. |
| 10:30 | Frasier The Maris Counselor
Niles, under the care of his and Maris's therapist, is convinced that their marriage can be saved - until a surprise rendezvous with his ice princess. |
| 11:00 | The Big Bang Theory Pilot
Leonard and Sheldon are brilliant physicists, but have no luck when it comes to understanding women. All this begins to change when lovely Penny moves next door. |
| 11:35 | The Big Bang Theory The Big Bran Hypothesis
Sheldon is bothered by how messy Penny's flat is and he sneaks in to clean and organise it, but when Penny finds out she isn't best pleased. |
| 12:05 | The Simpsons Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song
Bart gets Principal Skinner sacked and Flanders takes over at the school. Out of work, Skinner befriends his erstwhile nemesis Bart. |
| 12:35 | Heston's Fantastical Food In this edition, Heston transforms the ice cream van. He builds the world's biggest 99 Flake, and makes Cornetto, Feast and Calippo 'paint balls', which he fires from a special cannon. |
| 13:40 | Channel 4 Racing From Haydock Park, Goodwood and York. Presenter: Nick Luck. Reporter: Rishi Persad. Commentary and analysis: Richard Hoiles, Jim McGrath, Graham Cunningham and Tanya Stevenson. |
| 16:10 | Come Dine with Me First to host in Hastings is 42-year-old charity manager Andrew Batsford, who is hoping to inspire his guests with foraged ingredients of sea broccoli and stinging nettles. |
| 16:40 | Come Dine with Me It's the second day of the competition in Hastings, and retired solicitor Adrian is hoping to impress his guests with a Moroccan-themed evening. But disaster strikes when his tagine burns. |
| 17:10 | Come Dine with Me It's day three in Hastings and well-travelled former corporate wife Sally-Anne Keller hosts a German-themed evening with her guests required to dress, sing and dance accordingly. |
| 17:40 | Come Dine with Me Glamorous hairdresser Kate is laying on a 'gourmet' pub night for her guests in Hastings where she tells all about her 'rendezvous' with a very famous funny man. |
| 18:15 | Come Dine with Me Confident wheeler dealer Stelios Michael hopes to blow his guests away with an authentic Greek night on the final night in Hastings, including a master class in Greek dancing. |
| 18:40 | Channel 4 News Includes sports and weather. |
| 19:00 | Titanic Film (1997)
Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet star in James Cameron's Oscar-winning epic as lovers from across the social divide who meet on the doomed ocean liner. |
| 22:40 | 48 HRS Film (1982)
Comedy thriller. Nick Nolte stars as a tough cop, with Eddie Murphy as the wisecracking con who can help him to nail a murderer. Strong, offensive language/brutal violence. |
| 00:30 | Dylan Moran Live: Yeah, Yeah Ageing, religion, kids and relationships intertwine with the general absurdities of life in the Black Books star's 2011 show. All delivered with Moran's renowned, shambolic charm. |
| 01:25 | Southland Phase Three
The second series of US police drama Southland begins with Ben facing John's addictions and Lydia adjusting to her new partner. |
| 02:10 | Hollyoaks Omnibus Callum's actions have a devastating cost, Carmel is surprised by Jim's generosity, a heartbroken Martha makes a big promise, an old friend rushes to Sinead's aid and Ste has a cunning plan. [SL] |
| 04:15 | Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds asks the all-important question as contestants do battle with the Banker in their quest to leave the Dream Factory with £250,000. |
| 05:10 | Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Janet Street-Porter is in Dictionary Corner. |
| 05:55 | Superscrimpers Bite-size portions from the series that shows how to scrimp and save in these straitened times. Mrs Moneypenny leads the way with enough money-saving tips to help everyone live for less. |
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