This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Thursday, May 23 2013

06:00Thomas and Friends Thomas and the Runaway Car Railway stories. When Thomas is chosen to deliver the Fat Controller's new car to the Sodor Show, he gets distracted and loses the car on Gordon's Hill. 
06:10Rupert Bear Rupert and the Butterfly Collector When Rupert, Bill and Edward find a butterfly collector who wants to catch a rare Polka Dot breed, they are determined to protect its freedom. 
06:20Fireman Sam Seeing Red Animation. Sarah trips and hurts her leg while out for a walk on the cliff path with Bronwyn and Nipper. 
06:30Jelly Jamm Flying Bathtub Animation. The King has a wonderful new acquisition, a bathtub that flies to music! But Bello and Mina end up being the first to try it. 
06:45Peppa Pig Miss Rabbit's Helicopter Pig tales. Miss Rabbit takes Peppa and her family for a ride in her rescue helicopter. 
06:50Bert and Ernie Bakers The claymation pair get themselves into a culinary pickle when their new bakery receives a huge order. They end up over-yeasting the dough, with shocking results. 
06:55Little Princess I Want to Go to the Fair Julian Clary narrates an animation based on the picture books. Little Princess is off to the fair, but in her excitement, she ends up hurting her foot. 
07:10Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Gaston Goes to School Preschool animation. After Strawberry shows off her well-trained new pet, Gaston is sent to pet school where Miss Jolly soon gets him into shape. 
07:20Mr Men Mr Grumpy wants the wireless turned off during a road trip with Mr Happy. Mr Fussy, meanwhile, cooks up trouble thanks to Miss Helpful's radio show. 
07:30Milkshake A look ahead to today's children's programmes, including competitions and dedications. 
07:35Thomas and Friends Whiff's Wish Train fun for Thomas and his friends as Whiff makes a wish. 
07:45Make Way For Noddy The Big Fib. Animation for children. Noddy finds out that telling just one lie can escalate into something that upsets the whole of Toytown. 
08:00Fifi and The Flowertots Pip the Gardener Pip decides to become a gardener, but fails to anticipate how much work is involved. Fifi and Bumble help him grow cress, but will he share it with everyone else? 
08:15Peppa Pig George's Racing Car Popular animated series. It's a beautiful day, but Peppa, George and Grandpa Pig are sitting inside watching the motor racing on the television! 
08:25Peppa Pig The Little Boat Popular animated series about a lovable little pig. Daddy Pig is left behind when everyone takes Grampy Rabbit's little boat to the riverside picnic spot. 
08:30Peppa Pig Dressing Up Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and George love dressing up, so one day they creep into Mummy and Daddy's room and dress up in their clothes. 
08:35Roary The Racing Car Marsha's Wonderful Life High-speed animation. Marsha overhears the others saying that she is too bossy, so she decides to leave Silver Hatch. Can the others persuade her to stay? 
08:50Bananas In Pyjamas The Music Box Animation. The Bananas give Lulu a music box which plays a tinkly tune as a miniature ballerina spins around. Lulu is delighted - but then the music box breaks down. 
09:00Tickety Toc Tune Time Animation about two lively twins who live inside a cuckoo clock. Tommy and Tallulah try and find Battersby an instrument to play in the town Moo Tune concert. 
09:15The Wright Stuff Lively magazine show in which Matthew Wright and guests discuss the topical issues of the day. 
11:10WW1's Tunnels of Death:The Big Dig The Killing Fields Benedict Cumberbatch narrates this revealing history behind an archaeological dig at Messines, including the realities of trench warfare and a Christmas football match. 
12:105 News at Lunchtime International and national news update. 
12:15The Hotel Inspector Alex Polizzi transforms failing hotels. 
13:15Home and Away Brax questions Ricky, who says that her brother Adam left a lot of unhappy creditors. Steph gets frisky with Dex at work, putting a patient at risk. 
13:45Neighbours Cassie goes missing after Amber wins the Twitter war. Pete is fired for selling drugs, but Georgia's attempts to prove her innocence backfire and she is suspended. 
14:15CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Down the Drain Forensic drama series. After a flash flood, drains clogged with human bones lead Catherine and Warrick underground. An explosion jeopardises the team (2/25). 
15:05Shell Seekers Two-part romantic drama based on the Rosamunde Pilcher novel. A woman recovering from a heart attack looks back on her life as a disillusioned wife and a briefly enthralled lover. 
17:005 News at 5 International and national news update. 
17:30Neighbours Cassie goes missing after Amber wins the Twitter war. Pete is fired for selling drugs, but Georgia's attempts to prove her innocence backfire and she is suspended. 
18:00Home and Away Brax questions Ricky, who says that her brother Adam left a lot of unhappy creditors. Steph gets frisky with Dex at work, putting a patient at risk. 
18:305 News at 6.30 National and International news. 
19:00Elizabeth II: A Celebration Documentary looking back at the reign of Her Majesty as she celebrates her Diamond Jubilee. With unrivalled archive footage and interviews with close associates. 
19:555 News Update International and national news update. 
20:00Da Vinci Code - The True Story The hit film of Dan Brown's The Da Vinci Code enthralled and enraged in equal measure - but is there any truth to this sensational story? 
21:00Most Shocking Talent Show Moments We look back at some of our favourite contestants from X Factor to The Apprentice, Strictly Come Dancing to Dancing On Ice and the performances that created headlines and controversy on and off screen 
00:00Super Casino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel. For more information and to register visit www.SuperCasino.com 
04:00House Doctor Alistair Appleton and Ann Maurice look back at some of the home improvement highlights from the series. They recall a couple whose house was filled with dolls. 
04:25House Doctor Alistair Appleton and Ann Maurice look back at some of the home improvement highlights from the series. A focus on a basement flat in Stoke Newington and a tiny cottage in Quorn. 
04:50Great Scientists Galileo Series presented by Allan Chapman which profiles famous and influential scientists. This episode looks at the 16th century Italian scientist who invented the telescope. 
05:10Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. 
06:00Thomas and Friends Edward and the Mail Rail tales. When he is given the job of delivering the post, Edward wants to ask for help but worries that he will look silly.