This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Friday, May 31 2013

06:00Thomas and Friends Railway stories. When Thomas is given the job of transporting a load of smelly cheese, he accidentally crashes into Bert and creates a stinky mess. 
06:10Rupert Bear More adventures in Nutwood. During a big thunderstorm, a swarm of bees lose their home. Bill Badger attempts to reconstruct their hive but it falls to bits. 
06:20Fireman Sam Sticky Situation Fun with the friendly fireman and the villagers of Pontypandy. Norman doesn't read the instructions when Mandy buys him a model aeroplane kit for his birthday. 
06:30Jelly Jamm Look at Me! Animated adventures. When the friends put on a show for the King and Queen, Bello makes everyone annoyed with him by trying to steal the limelight. 
06:45Peppa Pig Shake, Rattle and Bang Pig tales. Madame Gazelle brings lots of musical instruments into playgroup for the children. 
06:50Bert and Ernie Beach Claymation. Bert and Ernie visit the beach with Bertina, Bert's surfer cousin, and her hyper-competitive friend Moose. 
06:55Milkshake Monkey Glass Blower Preschool series following inquisitive puppet Milkshake Monkey. Milkshake Monkey learns how to be a glass blower. 
07:00Little Princess I Don't Want to Kiss Great Aunty With grotesque Great Aunty scheduled to visit, how can Little Princess avoid having to kiss her? Narrated by Julian Clary, featuring the voice of Jane Horrocks. 
07:10Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom The Shooting Star Animation. The Wise Old Elf fears an alien invasion after a spaceship crash-lands in the Little Kingdom and can't make its way back home. 
07:20Mr Men Pets Sketch show. Mr Strong's new pet is a house-breaker, Messrs Nosy and Small investigate a missing elephant and Dillydale residents compete for best in show with their goats. 
07:30Milkshake A look ahead to today's children's programmes, including competitions and dedications. 
07:35Thomas and Friends Tickled Pink Railway adventures. Whilst covered in a pink undercoat, James is worried that his friends will tease him! 
07:45Make Way For Noddy Noddy Needs Some Medicine. Noddy has a bad cold but he won't take his medicine as Sly and Gobbo have convinced him that it has very bad side effects. 
08:00Fifi and The Flowertots Animation. Pip has agreed to a football match against Stingo and Slugsy, but Bumble is not a strong player. Will Fifi's coaching pay off? 
08:15Peppa Pig Mr Bull in a China Shop: Animation. While enjoying a tea break, Mr Bull accidentally breaks his delicate teapot. He takes the pieces to Miss Rabbit in the hope that she can mend it. 
08:25Peppa Pig Fruit Animated series about a lovable little pig. Miss Rabbit gives George a special 'dinosaur' fruit smoothie to make him big and strong. 
08:30Peppa Pig The Library Pig tales. Daddy Pig has a book from the library that he has kept for too long. The family go to the library to return it and find more books to read. 
08:35Roary The Racing Car Heavy Loada Racing animation. Roary takes Loada on a jaunt to the beach... only to discover that sand and lorries don't mix too well! 
08:45Bananas In Pyjamas Beach Carnival Animation. It's the day of the Cuddlestown Beach Carnival and the Bananas are on lifeguard duty to make sure everyone stays safe. 
09:00Tickety Toc Balloon Time Animation about two lively twins who live inside a cuckoo clock. Tommy and Tallulah play with balloons. 
09:15The Wright Stuff Lively magazine show in which Matthew Wright and guests discuss the topical issues of the day. 
11:10New: World's Scariest... ...Weddings. Documentary. A selection of madcap weddings and preposterous proposals including a wing walk and record breaking cake using people's own footage and interviews from those who were there. 
12:105 News at Lunchtime International and national news update. 
12:15Cowboy Builders Property series. The team takes on two renovation jobs at once when Melinda and Dom uncover the extent of the destruction left behind by one cowboy (6/6). 
13:15Home and Away John needs to resubmit an application to adopt Jett. After Ricky tells Kyle that Brax is in deep financial trouble, he agrees to do a decidedly illegal job for her. 
13:45Neighbours Chris and Sheila discover that Rhiannon's self-esteem is at a low ebb, which is why she has left her son. With their encouragement, Rhiannon resolves to turn her life around. 
14:15The Mentalist Red Sky at Night US crime drama. The agents are called upon to investigate the kidnapping of a prominent lawyer, but Jane is uncharacteristically unwilling to help (1/22). 
15:15Lethal Obsession Film Crime thriller starring Kellie Martin and Adam MacDonald. A woman's troubled brother tracks her down after years spent apart. (2007) 
17:005 News at 5 International and national news update. 
17:30Neighbours Chris and Sheila discover that Rhiannon's self-esteem is at a low ebb, which is why she has left her son. With their encouragement, Rhiannon resolves to turn her life around. 
18:00Home and Away John needs to resubmit an application to adopt Jett. After Ricky tells Kyle that Brax is in deep financial trouble, he agrees to do a decidedly illegal job for her. 
18:305 News at 6.30 National and International news. 
19:00Cricket: ODI England V New Zealand Mark Nicholas introduces highlights of the day's play at Lord's in the first of three One Day Internationals. 
19:555 News Update International and national news update. 
20:00Eddie Stobart: Trucks... ...& Trailers. Documentary series. Transporting a huge replica plane causes a few headaches, whilst elsewhere heartstrings are tugged when a depot closes to relocate. 
21:00Death Race Film Futuristic thriller starring Jason Statham and Joan Allen. A death row criminal takes part in a deadly motor race in which killing opponents is the way to win freedom. (2008) 
23:10All-New Scariest Animal Attacks Documentary detailing horrific animal attacks captured on camera by ordinary people. Includes attacks by sharks, an elephant seal, a snake and a supposedly tame lion. 
00:10Super Casino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel. For more information and to register visit www.SuperCasino.com 
03:55Motorsport Mundial Another chance to catch up with the latest motor racing action from around the world. 
04:20House Busters Janet Ellis and a team of new-age practitioners suggest ways in which changes to homes could positively affect the personal lives of their owners. 
04:45Great Artists Series in which art historian Tim Marlow looks at the work of some of the Western world's most famous artists. In this edition, he looks at German artist Albrecht Durer. 
05:10Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. 
06:00Peppa Pig The Holiday House Popular animation. Peppa and her family arrive in Italy. Everyone is talking in a different language and Daddy Pig finds driving on the right a little difficult.