This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Nickelodeon on Thursday, May 23 2013

06:00Winx Club Valtor's Mark Valtor visits Solaria and meets Countess Cassandra, who shows him Solaria's light in return for control of Stella's father, the King. They turn Stella into a monster! (Series 3, 2/26) 
06:30iCarly iHave A Lovesick Teacher Mrs. Ackerman breaks up with her boyfriend, causing her to quarrel with her students. But a visit from Spencer to sort out the dispute soon turns into a date! 
07:00iCarly iSaw Him First When Carly and Sam show interest in the same boy, they vow to not let him come between them. But it's more difficult than they imagined and soon their friendship is tested. 
07:30Victorious The Worst Couple Jade and Beck help Sinjin with his new game show, "The Worst Couple," but it puts their relationship to the test. Meanwhile, Tori breaks her precious Pear Phone. 
08:00Life With Boys Double Trouble With Boys Tess has a hard time telling Allie that she's still seeing Bobby, and a surprise visit from Emily Osment only complicates matters. 
08:30SpongeBob SquarePants All is quiet while SpongeBob is 'House Sitting for Sandy' - until Patrick shows up! And in 'Smooth Jazz at Bikini Bottom', SpongeBob and Squidward try to sneak backstage at the Kelpy G concert. 
09:00You Gotta See This Powder Pranks and Donkey Duets Side-splitting Internet videos, Chris and Noah break dance, Crazy Jackson mails pudding, and One Direction plays charades! 
09:30Drake and Josh Megan's New Teacher Josh gets a student teaching job in Megan's classroom, and Drake potentially discovers his new drummer. Before long, Josh needs Drake's help again! 
10:00iCarly iDo: After an iCarly fan proposes to his girlfriend live on the web show, the gang gets roped into going to the wedding. When the bride gets cold feet, Carly must come to the rescue. 
10:30iCarly iSell Penny Tees The gang goes into business selling t-shirts. After sales go through the roof, Sam gets 4th-graders to help, but the trio disagree about how to treat them. 
11:00Victorious Terror on Cupcake Street The kids have only a night to build and drive a float to the parade. When the float breaks down in a bad neighbourhood, can they recover and save their chance to be on TV? 
11:30Fred: The Show Lemon Fred Fred starts a lemonade stand in his front yard, and it becomes so successful he has to hire an employee. When Fred gets suspicious of his new hire he has to spy on the new recruit. 
11:45Fred: The Show Fred and the Scary Movie Trying to impress his new crush Holly (the "bad girl" at school), Fred pretends he's a "bad boy" and invites Holly over to watch a scary movie. But the movie scares Fred! 
12:00SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob fails his driving test - but Patrick passes it - in 'Driven To Tears', and then in 'Rule Of Dumb', it turns out that Patrick has royal heritage. 
12:30Victorious Sleepover at Sikowitz's Mr Sikowitz invites the gang to have a sleepover at his house in order to teach them a lesson in method acting. 
13:00iCarly iHave A Lovesick Teacher Mrs. Ackerman breaks up with her boyfriend, causing her to quarrel with her students. But a visit from Spencer to sort out the dispute soon turns into a date! 
13:30iCarly iSaw Him First When Carly and Sam show interest in the same boy, they vow to not let him come between them. But it's more difficult than they imagined and soon their friendship is tested. 
14:00Life With Boys Double Trouble With Boys Tess has a hard time telling Allie that she's still seeing Bobby, and a surprise visit from Emily Osment only complicates matters. 
14:30SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob hears that a ferocious biker gang is coming to town in 'Born To Be Wild', and then in 'Best Frenemies', Mr Krabs and Plankton work together to investigate a new kelp smoothie store. 
15:00SpongeBob SquarePants All is quiet while SpongeBob is 'House Sitting for Sandy' - until Patrick shows up! And in 'Smooth Jazz at Bikini Bottom', SpongeBob and Squidward try to sneak backstage at the Kelpy G concert. 
15:30iCarly iDo: After an iCarly fan proposes to his girlfriend live on the web show, the gang gets roped into going to the wedding. When the bride gets cold feet, Carly must come to the rescue. 
16:00Victorious The Worst Couple Jade and Beck help Sinjin with his new game show, "The Worst Couple," but it puts their relationship to the test. Meanwhile, Tori breaks her precious Pear Phone. 
16:30Marvin Marvin Double Date When Teri's only way to go out with her dream guy is a double date, she reluctantly takes Marvin with her. Meanwhile Bob tries to prepare the family for a possible attack by Klerg agents. 
17:00New: How to Rock How to Rock a Music Video After The Perfs' music video goes viral on the internet, skyrocketing them to fame, Kacey rallies Gravity 5 to make a video of their own to out-do the Perfs. 
17:30Victorious Cell Block Sikowitz challenges the kids to go a week without using their phones, laptops or other portable electronic devices. The kids accept but realise it won't be as easy as they thought. 
18:00New: House of Anubis The mysteries continue - join us for the brand new third series, right here on Nickelodeon! 
18:30Life With Boys When Something Better Comes Along with Boys Tess gets caught up in a web of white lies, which almost causes her to lose both her boyfriend and her best friend. 
19:00iCarly iSell Penny Tees The gang goes into business selling t-shirts. After sales go through the roof, Sam gets 4th-graders to help, but the trio disagree about how to treat them. 
19:30Victorious Sleepover at Sikowitz's Mr Sikowitz invites the gang to have a sleepover at his house in order to teach them a lesson in method acting. 
20:00House of Anubis The mysteries continue - join us for the brand new third series, right here on Nickelodeon! 
20:30Marvin Marvin Burger On A Bun When Marvin needs money to buy his dream bike, Teri gets him a job working with her at Burger on a Bun, but things go wrong when Marvin starts taking the job a little too seriously! 
21:00Dance Academy Through The Looking Glass Christian's best mate Aaron comes to stay and reveals the truth about the robbery. Christian lies to the police. Abigail gets in serious trouble. Contains mature themes. 
21:30Alien Surf Girls Meltdown When Brandon starts recharging too often, his body starts radiating alien energy - in the diner! Zoey and Kiki will have to save him, but they'll need to reveal to Brandon who he really is. 
22:00SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob appears on TV for one second at 3 o'clock in the morning and becomes a major star in 'As Seen On TV', and then in 'Can You Spare A Dime?', Squidward quits his job. 
22:30SpongeBob SquarePants Patrick comes to boating school with SpongeBob, and soon gets on his nerves, in 'New Student Starfish', and then in 'Clams', Mr Krabs takes SpongeBob and Squidward clam fishing. 
23:00SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob takes it up a notch and tries to show how rugged he is, in 'No Weenies Allowed', and then in 'Squilliam Returns', Squidward tells a big fib to impress his arch nemesis. 
23:30SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob forgets who he is when his name tag goes missing in 'Missing Identity', and in 'Plankton's Army', Plankton celebrates 25 years of trying to steal the Krabby Patty recipe. 
00:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
03:00Genie in the House Pony Tale Emma is babysitting Max's niece when little Louise ends up rubbing the lamp. What happens when a little girl gets to wish for anything she wants? Meanwhile, Phillip takes his flying test. 
03:30Genie in the House Teacher's Pet When a dishy new teacher at school starts a lunchtime poetry class, Emma signs up. Meanwhile, Adil is battling Phillip's new invention - a temperamental tennis ball cannon! 
04:00Renford Rejects St Jude Bruno loses his lucky medallion and won't play unless he finds it, Jason gives him a replacement, and Bruno plays brilliantly, until, that is, he discovers it was a fake. 
04:30Summer in Transylvania I Dated A Teenage Vampire Max is a bad, bad boy and very annoying. Cute, but annoying! Can Summer fix him, or is it true that a leopard never changes his spots - or a vampire his teeth? 
05:00Matt Hatter Chronicles Flight Of The Witch Arcana the Witch is gathering ingredients for her Ultimate Potion, to steal the life essence of the imprisoned Alfred Hatter. What she needs most of all is the 'hair of a Hatter'! 
05:30Matt Hatter Chronicles Matt Hatter was just an ordinary boy until he stumbled upon his extraordinary destiny. He and his friends must battle and capture infamous villains from myth and legend to save our world! 
06:00Winx Club The Fairy and The Beast To help Stella and reverse Valtor's spell, the Winx and the Specialists search for the Mirror of Truth. Can they figure out a way to help their friend? (Series 3, 3/26)