This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Nickelodeon on Saturday, May 25 2013

06:00Power Rangers Samurai Forest For The Trees In an encounter with the Nighlok Desperaino, Mike takes the Beetle Disc away from the Pink Ranger and unsuccessfully attempts to use it, allowing the Nighlok to escape. 
06:30Bucket & Skinner's Epic Adventures Epic Chicken Bucket's fear of chickens embarrasses him when one gets loose at school and he totally loses his cool in front of Kelley. To prove he isn't a wimp, he and Skinner stage a fake robbery. 
07:00Winx Club The Devourer Tritannus sends the Abyss Devourer after the Selkies so that he can get to the Pillars. It's up to the Winx to use their skills to save the Selkies. (Series 5, episode 18) 
07:30New: Winx Club The Problems of Love Stormy and Darcy grow increasingly frustrated with Icy's obsession with Tritannus. Icy is too blinded by love to see that he is crazy. (Series 5, episode 20) 
08:00Victorious How Trina Got In Andre, Jade, Cat and Beck trade urban legends about how Trina got accepted into Hollywood Arts. Meanwhile, Tori and Robbie are stuck at Nozu, unable to pay their bill. 
08:30iCarly iBust a Thief When Sam's laptop gets stolen, the iCarly gang tries to help track down the thief. Meanwhile, Spencer can't visit his favourite arcade unless he's accompanied by a child. 
09:00iCarly iBattle Chip Spencer's nemesis Chuck returns in the form of his younger, more menacing brother Chip! Meanwhile, Gibby's new toy phaser breaks, but Freddie's repair gives it a power he never imagined. 
09:30New: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Baxter's Gambit Fed up with Fishface, Dogpound and the Turtles, Baxter Stockman lures them into a deadly labyrinth. To survive, each must join forces with their enemies... but can they trust them? 
10:00Fred: The Show UltraMomma Fred's mom has had enough of Fred's over-active imagination and need for attention and enlists the help of TV Reality Star "Mega Mom" to change his behaviour. 
10:15Fred: The Show Flour Baby Fred and Starr are Home Economics partners and their homework assignment is to take care of a 5-pound sack of flour for a week. At first their partnership is perfect, then things unravel. 
10:30iCarly iPilot: When Carly takes the blame for one of Sam's pranks, Miss Briggs makes them run talent show tryouts. Before too long, they decide to host their own online web show. 
11:00Victorious Crazy Ponnie A strange new student named Ponnie (guest star Jennette McCurdy) befriends Tori, but keeps disappearing around other people. Everyone worries that Tori might be losing it. 
11:30New: How to Rock How to Rock Braces and Glasses Popular Kacey Simon forges an unlikely friendship with the band Gravity 5, and as their new lead singer ignites a musical rivalry with her old band, The Perfs. 
12:00Life With Boys In the Principal's Office With Boys Worried that their friendship might start drifting apart, Tess and Allie try to share each other's interests and instead, end up in the Principal's office. 
12:30Victorious The Warehouse The gang's favourite megastore is having a massive sale. To avoid a huge line of customers, the kids hide in the store until it closes so they can grab what they want before it's gone. 
13:00Victorious The Great Ping Pong Scam Tori discovers that her friends have been secretly going to a fancy restaurant instead of playing in an annual ping pong tournament. 
13:30SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob and Patrick accidentally hit Squidward, and he plans his revenge in 'Squidward, The Unfriendly Ghost' and in 'MuscleBob Buffpants' SpongeBob can't keep up with keep fit. 
14:00iCarly iWant More Viewers Carly and Sam compete against Freddie and Spencer to see who can come up with the best plan to get more viewers for the iCarly webcast. 
14:30iCarly iDream Of Dance iCarly asks their fans to send in videos of themselves dancing - but when thousands arrive, Carly, Sam and Freddie fall asleep trying to watch them all! 
15:00Victorious The Blonde Squad While wearing a blonde wig for a film, Cat meets a boy and they quickly hit it off. When Cat realizes he thinks her costume is real, she worries he won't like the real her. 
15:30Victorious The Hambone King After posting a hamboning video online, Robbie is challenged for the title of Hambone King. When Robbie is beaten, Tori agrees to help Robbie avenge his defeat. 
16:00New: SpongeBob SquarePants Hello Bikini Bottom! A concert promoter wants to send SpongeBob and Squidward on the road, until greedy Mr. Krabs decides to manage them - and their "world tour" - himself! 
16:30New: You Gotta See This Clumsy Cowboys and Weird Weather Noah and Chris show off the funniest web videos, Kendall Jenner gets pranked by her sister Kylie, and One Direction introduces an astounding clip. 
17:00iCarly iBattle Chip Spencer's nemesis Chuck returns in the form of his younger, more menacing brother Chip! Meanwhile, Gibby's new toy phaser breaks, but Freddie's repair gives it a power he never imagined. 
17:30Big Time Rush Big Time Halloween It's Halloween in Palm Woodsylvania, and the monstrous personas of Big Time Rush come to light as James, Logan, Carlos and Kendal each assume their otherworldly forms. 
18:00Life With Boys In the Principal's Office With Boys Worried that their friendship might start drifting apart, Tess and Allie try to share each other's interests and instead, end up in the Principal's office. 
18:30Victorious The Warehouse The gang's favourite megastore is having a massive sale. To avoid a huge line of customers, the kids hide in the store until it closes so they can grab what they want before it's gone. 
19:00Dance Academy Fomo - Fear Of Missing Out: Tara's plaster is due to come off but she's focused on her new boyfriend and organising the school formal. Sammy and Abigail take their relationship to the next level. 
19:30Dance Academy Flight Or Fight Response Christian goes back to his old neighbourhood. Tara has been working hard in rehab, with Ethan as her coach, but is too scared to dance again. Contains mature themes. 
20:00Victorious The Blonde Squad While wearing a blonde wig for a film, Cat meets a boy and they quickly hit it off. When Cat realizes he thinks her costume is real, she worries he won't like the real her. 
20:30Victorious The Hambone King After posting a hamboning video online, Robbie is challenged for the title of Hambone King. When Robbie is beaten, Tori agrees to help Robbie avenge his defeat. 
21:00Alien Surf Girls Kiki Revealed Zoey and Kiki are going home - they're sure of it. When the girls return to the cane field to send the final signal, Amber discovers Luca and Brandon are sure of alien activity too. 
21:30H2O - Just Add Water Breakaway Will competes in the Free-Diving Championships but afterward chooses to break from the sport and shrug off Sophie's influence on his life. Rikki sees Sophie kissing Zane. 
22:00iCarly iBust a Thief When Sam's laptop gets stolen, the iCarly gang tries to help track down the thief. Meanwhile, Spencer can't visit his favourite arcade unless he's accompanied by a child. 
22:30iCarly iPilot: When Carly takes the blame for one of Sam's pranks, Miss Briggs makes them run talent show tryouts. Before too long, they decide to host their own online web show. 
23:00iCarly iWant More Viewers Carly and Sam compete against Freddie and Spencer to see who can come up with the best plan to get more viewers for the iCarly webcast. 
23:30iCarly iDream Of Dance iCarly asks their fans to send in videos of themselves dancing - but when thousands arrive, Carly, Sam and Freddie fall asleep trying to watch them all! 
00:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
03:00Genie in the House Genie Hotline When Adil has to man the Genie Hotline for a day, Emma forgets to pass on the message. And when Adil, Sophie and Phillip go missing, it's all on Emma to save the day. 
03:30Genie in the House Fame School Emma is bored of studying, and wishes she went to a different kind of school. Soon, North Southport High becomes an all-singing, all-dancing academy of performing arts! 
04:00Renford Rejects Renford Radio When the regular host doesn't show up, Stewart lands a job as a talk show host giving advice to late night callers. It's not long before he becomes a shock jock. 
04:30Summer in Transylvania Night of the Missing Goat Knuckles Summer is having a New Year's Eve party. Some Transylvanian traditions are strange, including, erm.. goat knuckles. No party is complete without them, apparently. 
05:00Matt Hatter Chronicles Matt Hatter was just an ordinary boy until he stumbled upon his extraordinary destiny. He and his friends must battle and capture infamous villains from myth and legend to save our world! 
05:30Matt Hatter Chronicles Matt Hatter was just an ordinary boy until he stumbled upon his extraordinary destiny. He and his friends must battle and capture infamous villains from myth and legend to save our world! 
06:00Power Rangers Samurai Test Of The Leader When Octoroo discovers the Red Ranger has the special "Sealing" power that can lock Master Xandred in the Netherworld forever, Xandred sends his Moogers to attack the Red Ranger.