This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Saturday, June 1 2013

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work When Rachel visits her workplace to show off baby Emma, she fears she might lose her job to the handsome temp, Gavin, they hired to replace her. 
08:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Rats Phoebe coaxes her boyfriend, Mike (Paul Rudd), into helping her care for a litter of baby rats that were born in her cabinet. 
09:00Friends The One Where Monica Sings Monica gets up the nerve to sing at Mike's piano bar, much to the audience's enthusiasm. Unknowingly, it's her "assets" that are getting most of the attention. 
09:30Friends The One With The Blind Dates Joey and Phoebe deviously arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that an appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite. 
10:00Friends The One With The Mugging Joey develops an unusual acting method in order to impress a famous, pompous actor, Leonard (Jeff Goldblum), during an audition for an important stage role. 
10:30Friends The One With The Boob Job Chandler and Monica each ask Joey for a loan behind each others backs. When Chandler learns Monica asked Joey for money, Joey says she needed it for a boob job. 
11:00Friends The One With The Memorial Service Ross and Chandler post false information about each other on their college alumni website, resulting in Chandler being posted as gay while Ross is dead. 
11:30Friends The One With The Lottery The friends pool their money and buy dozens of lottery tickets. However, they bicker over how to spend the fortune if they win. 
12:00Friends The One With Rachel's Dream After seeing Joey act out a romantic scene for Days Of Our Lives, Rachel starts to have feelings for him. 
12:30Friends The One With The Soap Opera Party Ross gets a crush on another professor, Charlie, who has only ever dated "Nobel Prize" winners. Meanwhile, Chandler attends a disturbing one-woman play. 
13:00Friends The One With The Fertility Test Chandler and Monica's nervous visit to a fertility clinic is made even more uncomfortable by the unexpected appearance of Chandler's ex...Janice! 
13:30Friends The One With The Donor Disappointed to learn that they cannot conceive a baby naturally, Monica and Chandler 'interview' Chandler's co worker (John Stamos) as a potential sperm donor. 
14:00New Whitney G-Word Brand new and exclusive. The group realizes that they haven't heard from Neal in a while so Whitney and Alex decide to make a surprise visit to his apartment - what will they discover? 
14:30New Whitney Something Old, Something New (1): Brand new and exclusive. Alex returns from a bachelor party and makes a drunken marriage proposal to Whitney - could she accept...? 
15:00New Whitney Something Black, Something Blue (2): Brand new and exclusive. Alex and Whitney head to City Hall to make their marriage official, but an expired driver's license sparks an unusual chain of events... 
15:30New Mike & Molly Molly's Out of Town Brand new and exclusive. While Molly's away on school business, Mike can't stop pining for her, so Carl forces him out on the town. Something he just might regret... 
16:00New Mike & Molly School Recital Brand new and exclusive. Molly starts to get impatient with her lack of impregnation. Meanwhile, Vince has a tasty business opportunity for Mike - will he bite? 
16:30Friends The One With the Pediatrician Phoebe and Joey decide to set each other up on blind dates but Joey forgets, and finds a complete stranger named Mike (Paul Rudd) to be Phoebe's date. 
17:00Friends The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work When Rachel visits her workplace to show off baby Emma, she fears she might lose her job to the handsome temp, Gavin, they hired to replace her. 
17:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Rats Phoebe coaxes her boyfriend, Mike (Paul Rudd), into helping her care for a litter of baby rats that were born in her cabinet. 
18:00Friends The One Where Monica Sings Monica gets up the nerve to sing at Mike's piano bar, much to the audience's enthusiasm. Unknowingly, it's her "assets" that are getting most of the attention. 
18:35Friends The One With The Blind Dates Joey and Phoebe deviously arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that an appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite. 
19:00Friends The One With The Mugging Joey develops an unusual acting method in order to impress a famous, pompous actor, Leonard (Jeff Goldblum), during an audition for an important stage role. 
19:30Friends The One With The Boob Job Chandler and Monica each ask Joey for a loan behind each others backs. When Chandler learns Monica asked Joey for money, Joey says she needed it for a boob job. 
20:00Friends The One With The Memorial Service Ross and Chandler post false information about each other on their college alumni website, resulting in Chandler being posted as gay while Ross is dead. 
20:30Friends The One With The Lottery The friends pool their money and buy dozens of lottery tickets. However, they bicker over how to spend the fortune if they win. 
21:00Sean Lock: Lockipedia Live Recorded at the world famous Hammersmith Apollo, Sean Lock is at his unstoppable best as we join him at the height of his 2010 sell-out tour of Britain and Ireland. 
22:00Live At The Apollo Jo Brand hosts this show, joined by special guest, the incomparable Michael McIntyre. In the firing line are cosmetic surgery, football referees and the notorious Simon Cowell. 
23:00Rich Hall Live At The Apollo Recorded during his sell out UK tour, Rich Hall's acerbic comic genius proves to be the perfect host to his hard living musician alter-ego, Otis Lee Crenshaw. 
00:05Tosh.0 Join razor-sharp comedian Daniel Tosh as he takes on everything the Internet has to offer. Tonight features dirty sign language and the Single Lady's Guide to Meeting European Men. Chris Rock guests. 
00:35Tosh.0 Join razor-sharp comedian Daniel Tosh as he takes on everything the Internet has to offer. Tonight a terrible artist gets web redemption and Tosh goes up against anti-abortion campaigners! 
01:05South Park Bebe's B**bs Destroy Society Upon returning from school break all the boys notice something different about Bebe... out comes the primitive man in everyone as they fight to see who'll play with her! 
01:35South Park Child Abduction Is Not Funny With the media awash with moral panics, the parents of South Park takes things too far to protect their offspring - "The Great Wall of South Park" is born! 
02:05South Park A Ladder To Heaven The boys break into the McKormick house to try and find a winning ticket stub. Whilst there Cartman mistakenly drinks Kenny's ashes and starts to have some strange visions... 
02:30South Park The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers The boys are dressed up in full 'Middle Earth' gear, and are sent on a quest by Randy to deliver a video to Butter's parents. 
02:55The King Of Queens Depo Man Carrie is stressed when her work and home life collide. Spencer and Danny have a house warming party to celebrate moving in together - maybe someone will get some action... 
03:20The King Of Queens Ovary Action Doug's parents come over for Christmas. Carrie is ovulating and they want to use this time to get pregnant, but Doug's parents keep getting in the way. 
03:45Frasier Something Borrowed, Someone Blue (Part One): Niles shocks everyone by eloping with Mel just as Daphne is about to confess her true feelings for him. 
04:10Everybody Loves Raymond Debra's Workout Ray is bewildered, but not altogether displeased when Debra starts initiating sex on a more than regular basis. 
04:35Everybody Loves Raymond No Thanks Inspired by how well the Barones got along at Thanksgiving dinner, Debra is intent on finding a way to improve her relationship with Marie. 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.