| 06:00 | Teleshopping Teleshopping. |
| 09:00 | Scrubs My Point Of No Return (2): In the season 6 finale, J.D. and Elliot both wonder if they really belong with their respective partners. Needing a little help, the Janitor activates the "Brain Trust". |
| 09:30 | Scrubs My Waste of Time
Dr. Cox discovers it is not all plain sailing as top doctor at Sacred Heart, Elliot and J.D. seek out a former patient, and the Janitor encourages Ted to be more assertive. |
| 10:00 | Everybody Loves Raymond The Wallpaper
Debra plays the peacemaker among the family members and gets Ray to reveal the true reason for his hostility towards his folks. But will his parents ever forgive him? |
| 10:30 | Everybody Loves Raymond Meant To Be
Robert finds himself in the most unlikely position of having to choose one of three women - girlfriend Amy, ex-wife Joanne or Italian bombshell Stefania. |
| 11:00 | Frasier The Good Son
Leaving Boston, his bar-stool, and his wife & son, Dr. Frasier Crane moves to Seattle to start a new job as the host of a radio call-in show. Family duties soon come calling... |
| 11:30 | Frasier Space Quest
Still adjusting to his new home life with Martin, Daphne, and Eddie, Frasier spends a day searching for a quiet place to read his book alone. Will he achieve his dream? |
| 12:00 | Two And A Half Men Go Get Mommy's Bra
Jake adores Judith's rich new boyfriend, who has a boat and a pool. Feeling inadequate, Alan teaches 11-year-old Jake how to drive a car. But how long will Judith and her man last? |
| 12:30 | Two And A Half Men Bad News From The Clinic
Charlie finally meets his match when he dates Sherri, who is as self-centred and manipulative as Charlie himself. Jeri Ryan guest-stars. Hugely successful U.S. comedy. |
| 13:00 | The King Of Queens Vocal Discord
Carrie and Doug decide they need marriage counselling after Carrie records one of their arguments. Arthur and Betty re-enact the fight at theatre night at the senior centre. |
| 13:30 | The King Of Queens Consummate Professional
Carrie discovers that ten years ago Doug lied to her about having a job at IPS and that he was actually faking his employment so that she would sleep with him. |
| 14:00 | Everybody Loves Raymond The Wallpaper
Debra plays the peacemaker among the family members and gets Ray to reveal the true reason for his hostility towards his folks. But will his parents ever forgive him? |
| 14:30 | Everybody Loves Raymond Meant To Be
Robert finds himself in the most unlikely position of having to choose one of three women - girlfriend Amy, ex-wife Joanne or Italian bombshell Stefania. |
| 15:00 | Frasier The Good Son
Leaving Boston, his bar-stool, and his wife & son, Dr. Frasier Crane moves to Seattle to start a new job as the host of a radio call-in show. Family duties soon come calling... |
| 15:30 | Frasier Space Quest
Still adjusting to his new home life with Martin, Daphne, and Eddie, Frasier spends a day searching for a quiet place to read his book alone. Will he achieve his dream? |
| 16:00 | The King Of Queens Like Hell
When Doug finds out that a new guy at work doesn't like him, he becomes obsessed with trying to befriend him. Meanwhile, Carrie tries to win the affection of her co-workers too. |
| 16:30 | The King Of Queens Sandwiched Out
Doug notices a sandwich called 'The Deacon' at local restaurant Cooper's and gets mad, accusing Deacon of stealing the sandwich idea from him. Holly announces she is getting married. |
| 17:00 | Everybody Loves Raymond The Wallpaper
Debra plays the peacemaker among the family members and gets Ray to reveal the true reason for his hostility towards his folks. But will his parents ever forgive him? |
| 17:30 | Everybody Loves Raymond Meant To Be
Robert finds himself in the most unlikely position of having to choose one of three women - girlfriend Amy, ex-wife Joanne or Italian bombshell Stefania. |
| 18:00 | Scrubs My Princess
Dr. Cox weaves a bedtime fairy tale for his son. Starring Princess Elliot, the Janitor as the Giant, Turk and Carla are a two-headed witch, and J.D. as the village idiot. Season 7 finale. |
| 18:30 | Scrubs My Jerks
Season eight opener. The sexy but unethical Dr. Maddox (Courteney Cox) shakes things up at Sacred Heart, J.D. struggles to teach the new interns, and Carla helps Elliot put her ego in check. |
| 19:00 | M*A*S*H Sometimes You Hear the Bullet
Frank throws his back out whilst spending the evening with "Hot Lips" and ends up in traction. He promptly applies for the Purple Heart... |
| 19:30 | M*A*S*H Dear Dad, Again
Hawkeye writes to his dad telling him the latest camp gossip, including a bet that he can walk into the mess tent naked for lunch and no one will notice. |
| 20:00 | The Daily Show Guest host John Oliver takes a satirical sideswipe at the latest news. Tonight's guest is documentary filmmaker Dawn Porter, talking about her new film 'Gideon's Army'. |
| 20:30 | Two And A Half Men Go Get Mommy's Bra
Jake adores Judith's rich new boyfriend, who has a boat and a pool. Feeling inadequate, Alan teaches 11-year-old Jake how to drive a car. But how long will Judith and her man last? |
| 21:00 | Michael McIntyre Live & Laughing 'Live & Laughing' is the mesmerising first show of McIntyre's sell out run at the Apollo. His energy, charm and pinpoint observations leave the full house in raptures. |
| 22:20 | Two And A Half Men Frankenstein and the H***y Villagers
A friendly new acquaintance introduces Alan to a world of sex he never knew existed, but Charlie is not thrilled to have to babysit Jake. Too soon for marriage? |
| 23:00 | The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join guest host John Oliver as he takes a satirical sideswipe at the latest news and current affairs. Tonight's guest is NBC News Special Correspondent Tom Brokaw. |
| 23:30 | Chris Rock: Bigger and Blacker Bigger and Blacker features Rock on-stage extolling his razor-sharp wit and wisdom on such topics as gun control, homophobia, racism and relationships. Features Slick Rick and Doug E. Fresh. |
| 01:00 | Just For Laughs, Just For... ...Comedy Central: From the Montreal comedy festival, tonight's show features: John Maloney, Mitch Hedberg, Derek Edwards and Robert Schimmel. |
| 01:30 | Just For Laughs, Just For... ...Comedy Central: From the Montreal comedy festival, tonight's show features: Boothby Graffoe, Dom Irrera and Chris Bliss. |
| 02:00 | Just For Laughs, Just For... ...Comedy Central: From the Montreal comedy festival, tonight's show features: Dennis Leary, Brent Butt and David Baddiel. |
| 02:30 | 30 Rock 100th Episode (1): With the threat of cancellation looming Tracy tries to create some serious ill-will, Jack has a realisation & Jenna discovers a new way to get attention. Michael Keaton guest stars. |
| 03:00 | 30 Rock 100th Episode (2): The gas leak continues to wreck havoc at 30 Rockefeller Plaza - will Tracy murder Kenneth? Will Jack fire Liz? And just how many Jacks are there?!? Tom Hanks cameos. |
| 03:25 | South Park Cartoon Wars Part I: When it is announced that Family Guy will be featuring the prophet Muhammad, Cartman strangely takes great offence at this and tries to get it banned - Kyle to the rescue! |
| 03:50 | South Park Cartoon Wars Part II
Cartman initiates lying mode in order to get Family Guy pulled and is in for quite a surprise when he meets the Family Guy writing staff. Has Cartman finally pushed Kyle too far? |
| 04:15 | Sir Leslie Quint "A Life In Film" For over 50 years, British filmmaker Sir Leslie Quint has shocked cinema audiences. Now in the twilight of his years, Sir Leslie has agreed to speak about the controversies that define him. |
| 04:20 | M*A*S*H Sometimes You Hear the Bullet
Frank throws his back out whilst spending the evening with "Hot Lips" and ends up in traction. He promptly applies for the Purple Heart... |
| 04:45 | M*A*S*H Dear Dad, Again
Hawkeye writes to his dad telling him the latest camp gossip, including a bet that he can walk into the mess tent naked for lunch and no one will notice. |
| 05:10 | The King Of Queens Taste Buds
When Carrie agrees to Arthur's choices for what to eat for dinner and which movie to rent, Doug gets upset that Carrie never listens to him and that he never gets his way. |
| 05:35 | The King Of Queens Bed Spread
Doug breaks the bed. When Dog and Carrie have to sleep in separate beds they realise they enjoy their time apart. Arthur discovers that Lou Ferigno gossips about everybody. |
| 06:00 | Teleshopping Teleshopping. |
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