This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for UK Gold on Thursday, May 23 2013

06:00The Brittas Empire Biggles Tells a Lie Chris Barrie is the insufferable Gordon Brittas in this leisure centre sitcom. Deputy managers Colin and Laura step into the breach when Gordon has a day off. 
06:30Goodnight Sweetheart Mine's a Double Final series of the time-travelling comedy. A stormy night in the 1940s has a striking effect on Gary's journey back to the present. 
07:00Goodnight Sweetheart All about Yvonne Nicholas Lyndhurst lives a dual life in different eras in the popular comedy. When Yvonne throws Gary out of the home, his edgy behaviour makes Phoebe suspicious. 
07:40The Brittas Empire The Chop 90s sitcom about an infuriating leisure centre manager. Gordon's staff show little interest in his convoluted new board game. Councillor Drugget arrives with some big news. 
08:20One Foot in the Grave Descent into the Maelstrom David Renwick's masterly comic creation Victor Meldrew. Roger, Victor's cousin, accidentally invites the couple to his 60th birthday. What a mistake! 
09:00One Foot in the Grave Hearts of Darkness Why can't the Meldrews just have a nice pleasant day out? Naturally, a trip out on the river leads to epic complications for Victor and his long-suffering spouse. 
09:40One Foot in the Grave Warm Champagne More great, dark comedy as the Meldrews are back from holiday and find that their neighbours Patrick (aka Angus Deayton) and Pippa have put their house on the market. 
10:20Goodnight Sweetheart All about Yvonne Nicholas Lyndhurst lives a dual life in different eras in the popular comedy. When Yvonne throws Gary out of the home, his edgy behaviour makes Phoebe suspicious. 
11:00'Allo 'Allo! A Barrel Full of Airmen Farcical sitcom with Gorden Kaye as amorous cafe owner Rene Artois. Those bumbling British airmen are trapped in wine barrels in the cellars of the chateau. 
11:40Last of the Summer Wine Who's That Mouse in the Poetry Group? Roy Clarke's record breaking sitcom. Smiler pretends to be an intellectual in an attempt to enchant Marina. Howard wants to keep an eye on them. 
12:20Last of the Summer Wine Available For Weddings The world's longest running sitcom! Cycling down a hillside, Clegg ends up with a fractured foot. Truly demonstrates how the accident could have been avoided. 
13:00Only Fools and Horses Yesterday Never Comes More classic laughs with Peckham's most famous businessmen. To Rodney and Grandad's consternation, Del flirts with the antiques business, and a dealer. 
13:40Only Fools and Horses May the Force Be with You Genius comedy with Del and Rodders. An old schoolfriend of Del's returns to Peckham. Guest star Jim Broadbent plays the slimy Detective Inspector Slater. 
14:20As Time Goes By The gentle romantic comedy with Dame Judi and Geoffrey Palmer. Having flown in from LA, Lionel thinks they should rest, but Jean insists on returning to work. 
15:00As Time Goes By The popular romantic sitcom about a middle-aged couple rekindling their love. Lionel's father, Rocky, and new bride Madge end their honeymoon in hospital. 
15:40As Time Goes By Romantic comedy with the couple who find love in their later years. Lionel finds himself surrounded by females - poor fellow! - and wonders if he has done the right thing moving in. 
16:20Last of the Summer Wine Who's That Mouse in the Poetry Group? Roy Clarke's record breaking sitcom. Smiler pretends to be an intellectual in an attempt to enchant Marina. Howard wants to keep an eye on them. 
17:00Last of the Summer Wine Available For Weddings The world's longest running sitcom! Cycling down a hillside, Clegg ends up with a fractured foot. Truly demonstrates how the accident could have been avoided. 
17:40Only Fools and Horses Wanted Rodney's kindly nature gets him into trouble when he goes to help a drunken woman who thanks him by screaming 'Rape'! Rodders panics, and legs it - then goes into hiding. 
18:20Only Fools and Horses Who's a Pretty Boy? TV gold with those ducking and diving brothers from Peckham. The Trotters embark on a decorating venture, only to find they get the bird. 
19:00Goodnight Sweetheart California Dreamin' Time-travel comedy series. Gary and Phoebe realise they must make plans for the future when the lease on the Royal Oak runs out. 
19:40'Allo 'Allo! A Barrel Full of Airmen Farcical sitcom with Gorden Kaye as amorous cafe owner Rene Artois. Those bumbling British airmen are trapped in wine barrels in the cellars of the chateau. 
20:20Gavin & Stacey Third series of the popular sitcom, written by and starring James Corden and Ruth Jones. It's Bank Holiday Monday, and the Essex contingent arrives for a sunny day out at the beach. 
21:00Outnumbered Hugh Dennis and Claire Skinner are put-upon parents in the brilliant sitcom, here in its fourth series. Mum must decide what to do about Jake's girlfriend. A new guest arrives. 
21:40Outnumbered - The Christmas... ...Special. Festive mayhem with the Brockmans. The family want to go away for Christmas, but there's a problem - Grandad's ill and he's been dumped in the hospital from hell. 
22:35Absolutely Fabulous Job New to Gold. Another special episode of comic fabulousness. Edina tries to prove that she has still got it. And will a new client destroy her relationship with Saffy? 
23:15Nighty Night Extremely black comedy about the owner of a beauty salon who tries to make the most of her husband's terminal illness. Having learned that Glenn is wealthy, Jill moves in with him. 
23:55Gavin & Stacey Third series of the popular sitcom, written by and starring James Corden and Ruth Jones. It's Bank Holiday Monday, and the Essex contingent arrives for a sunny day out at the beach. 
00:35Rev. The acclaimed comedy returns for a second series, and here features guest turns from Ralph Fiennes and Hugh Bonneville. Adam enjoys new-found popularity after he thwarts a mugging. 
01:10Absolutely Fabulous Job New to Gold. Another special episode of comic fabulousness. Edina tries to prove that she has still got it. And will a new client destroy her relationship with Saffy? 
01:40Nighty Night Extremely black comedy about the owner of a beauty salon who tries to make the most of her husband's terminal illness. Having learned that Glenn is wealthy, Jill moves in with him. 
02:10Rev. The acclaimed comedy returns for a second series, and here features guest turns from Ralph Fiennes and Hugh Bonneville. Adam enjoys new-found popularity after he thwarts a mugging. 
03:00Teleshopping Shopping from home. 
06:00Morph The claymation character stars in a series of short programmes, full of slapstick humour.