This week's UK TV & radio

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05:20 Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds asks the all-important question as contestants do battle with the Banker in their quest to leave the Dream Factory with £250,000.
05:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
05:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
03:55 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
05:30 This is CBBC! Welcome to the CBBC channel. Programmes start at 7.00am.
06:00 Breakfast The latest news, sport, business and weather from the BBC's Breakfast team. Also in HD. [S] Including regional news at 25 and 55 minutes past each hour.
06:00 This Is BBC Two Preview of upcoming programmes from BBC Two. [S]
06:00 Daybreak Every weekday morning Daybreak covers the stories that matter in the worlds of news and entertainment.
06:00 Thomas and Friends Don't Be Silly Billy Railway tales. When Billy, a new engine, comes to the island, Thomas is given the task of showing Billy how to do his jobs. But Billy does not want to listen.
06:00 Emmerdale Rhona takes drastic action to relieve her cravings. Rishi attempts to build bridges with Priya. Ali is gobsmacked when Megan makes an admission.
06:00 The Professionals Where the Jungle Ends A group of former comrades from Bodie's mercenary days reappear in England and carry out a violent raid on a bank to impress a prominent London gangster. [SL]
06:00 Waybuloo Green Mango Animated series set in the magical land of Nara. Yojojo loves mangos. He picks one to share with Nok Tok but it is too hard to eat, so he tries to soften it up. [S]
06:05 Helicopter Heroes Documentary series. A train driver collapses at the controls, and a group of passengers fight to save his life. High in the Dales, a little girl is badly hurt in a farm accident. Also in HD. [AD,S]
06:15 The Hoobs Clapping Nothing makes a Hoob's Hoobypaws feel as Hoobacious as the clapping in a Hoobledoop Whoop. But do Tiddlypeeps clap their hands in the same way?
06:10 Rupert Bear Rupert And The Apple River When Rupert and his friends go apple picking by the river on a hot day, Ping Pong's attempt to 'magic up' some fizzy apple drink hits difficulties.
06:20 Fireman Sam Mother's Little Helper It's washing day in Pontypandy, but Norman overloads his machine and Mike forgets to turn off his iron when he is called out to fix it.
06:30 Jelly Jamm Agent Mina Animated adventures on the musical planet of Jammbo. Mina tries to prove to her friends that science can be a secret agent's best resource.
06:25 Coronation Street Gary squirms under Tommy's scrutiny. Has Carla made a mistake by putting Rob in the bookies? Hayley tries to help Roy face his demons.
06:20 Iconicles Show Time Explorer Nat has fun with the Iconicles and learns about the worlds in which they live. Nat invents a new machine to help him travel to the world of the Iconicles. [AD,S]
06:40 The Hoobs Smells What can Tula wear to smell nice for a Tiddlypeep party? Cheese of course - or something that smells of cheese. [SL]
06:45 Peppa Pig Hospital Pig tales. Peppa and her playgroup friends go with Madame Gazelle to visit Pedro Pony, who is poorly in hospital.
06:45 Charlie and Lola I Can't Stop Hiccupping Children's animation with the siblings who are growing up. Lola and Lotta are practising for the school concert when Lola gets a fit of the hiccups. [S]
 
06:50 Homes Under the Hammer Martin Roberts and Lucy Alexander visit a mid-terrace in Birmingham, a property in London and a house in Cumbria. They learn how much each home sold for at auction. Also in HD. [S]
06:50 Bert and Ernie Claymation. With Ernie as Holmes and Bert as Watson, the detective duo must solve the mystery of Lady Lulu Quackerville's missing duckling, Lily.
06:55 Little Princess It's Sports Day! The castle hosts a sports day, but Little Princess is less than delighted to discover that her teammates are Scruff and the Admiral. Narrated by Julian Clary.
06:55 Coronation Street Has Ryan stumbled on Gary's secret? Peter delivers Carla an ultimatum. Chesney decides that nice guys finish last.
07:00 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
06:50 The Big Match Revisited Today, a game between Crystal Palace and Notts County from April 1979. Palace - managed by Terry Venables - are on a promotion charge as the end of the season approaches.
07:00 Arthur 4/10. The Contest/Prove It: Animation following the adventures of a young aardvark. Arthur and friends enter a contest to write stories for a television show, and D.W. discovers science. [S]
07:00 Cloudbabies Rainbow's Orchestra Animated series about the Cloudbabies, who look after the sky. A storm is brewing. Rainbow is very excited because he likes to conduct the storm. [S]
07:05 According to Jim Geronimo Jim Cheryl and Dana are worried when their other halves take up extreme sports.
07:10 Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Spies Preschool animation. King and Queen Thistle ask Nanny Plum and the Wise Old Elf to build a boat capable of beating the Marigolds.
07:10 Everything's Rosie Never Play Tennis With an Egg Rosie lives in a playhouse with her colourful group of friends. Rosie and Raggles are playing tennis with Will and Holly until they lose their ball. [AD,S]
07:30 Everybody Loves Raymond Sleepover at Peggy's Raymond is horrified when he thinks his 'cookie nemesis' flirted with him.
07:20 Mr Men Sneezes and Hiccups Sketch show. Mr Stubborn refuses to admit he has a cold and Miss Magic tries to cure Miss Daredevil's hiccups.
07:30 Milkshake A look ahead to today's children's programmes, including competitions and dedications.
07:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA Jeremy Kyle takes his hugely successful chat show to the US, where his uncompromising views on relationships, addiction and more will no doubt produce some jaw-dropping moments!
07:25 The Story of Tracy Beaker Two-Timing Adele Drama series about a young girl and her life in a children's home. Adele cannot decide who to go out with, so Tracy decides to manage her love life. [AD,S] Followed by Newsround.
07:20 Bob the Builder: Project Build It 4/15. Muck's Machine Wash: Animated adventures with builder Bob and friends as they construct a new town. Muck loves to get mucky, so is horrified to find Bob has built a machine wash. [S]
07:35 Thomas and Friends Sodor Surprise Day CGI animated series. Thomas accidentally ruins the fireworks when he tries to get Gordon to have fun on Sodor Surprise Day.
07:45 Make Way For Noddy Noddy Loses his Bell. Join Noddy and his friends in Toytown as Noddy hunts everywhere for the bell he has lost from his hat. Big Ears suggests he retrace his steps.
07:45 Horrible Histories 7/13. Historical sketch show. Emperor Napoleon plays in a very unusual chess match and a Victorian inventor builds an anti-seasickness ship with one small design flaw. [AD,S] Followed by Newsround.
07:35 Postman Pat: SDS Super Magnet When the water tower falls across the train tracks at the station halt, Pat must use the helicopter and a giant super magnet to save the day. [S]
 
07:50 Don't Get Done in the Sun 1/10. Fiona Foster and Rani Price meet Brits who were involved in horrific accidents abroad. Also in HD. [AD,S]
07:55 Everybody Loves Raymond Who's Next? Debra gets annoyed with Ray when he seems pleased that she's picked one of her attractive friends to replace her if she dies.
07:55 Milkshake Monkey Steam Train Preschool series following inquisitive puppet Milkshake Monkey. Milkshake Monkey takes a step back in time on a steam train.
08:00 Fifi and The Flowertots Animation about a mischievous young flower girl. Fifi is excited to be looking after Aunt Tulip's pet, Grubby, for the day - until the naughty grub disappears.
07:50 The Sweeney Down to You, Brother Cult 70s police drama. Regan is fitted up by an ex-con in an effort to get his daughter's criminal boyfriend out of the picture.
07:50 Chuggington Magnetic Wilson Children's animation in which the trains talk, think and don't need drivers. After an encounter with a magnetic crane, Wilson finds himself magnetised. [S]
08:00 Woolly & Tig Piano Live action children's show. Tig is learning to play the piano with Mr Tonka but she won't listen to everything he says. Woolly shows her the importance of listening and learning. [S]
08:15 Peppa Pig Desert Island Animation. When a fishing trip goes wrong, leaving Grandpa Pig and Grampy Rabbit stranded on a desert island, Captain Daddy Dog is the only one able to save them.
08:10 You've Been Framed! Kids Special Harry Hill presents a special collection of kiddie-themed camcorder clips from the You've Been Framed archive, featuring bad boys, giggly girls and beautiful babies.
08:05 Mike the Knight Magic Pot Animated series about a young knight in training. Mike tries to make his mum's pot more beautiful for the make-and-show. [AD,S] Followed by Octonauts.
08:20 Saints and Scroungers 15/20. Series looking at benefit fraud. Matt meets the fraud investigators who caught one tax dodger who had avoided paying hundreds of thousands of pounds in tax. [S,SL]
08:30 Lorraine Morning show with a topical mix of entertainment, discussion and showbiz glamour, as well as featuring the latest fashion, food and celebrity gossip.
08:25 Frasier Odd Man Out Frasier makes a spontaneous move when he realises that being single isn't all it's cracked up to be.
08:20 Peppa Pig Musical Instruments Animated series about a lovable little pig. Mummy and Daddy Pig find an old box in the attic. It is full of musical instruments.
08:25 Peppa Pig Perfume After smelling Granny Pig's perfume de lavender, Peppa experiments with the flowers in the garden to create her own special smell.
08:30 Mio Mao The Seed. Animated fun for the youngest viewers with Mio and Mao, the playful and inquisitive kittens who encounter many strange and intriguing entities.
08:20 Wingin' It 3/28. Practical Romance: Live action comedy. When Carl sees a cute new girl at school, Porter's magic nod helps him with his courage. [S]
08:20 Timmy Time Count on Timmy Animated adventures of a lamb at nursery school. Timmy and Finlay both have their hearts set on a toy plane, so they try to raise enough buttons to buy it. [AD,S]
08:30 Pingu 6/13. Pingu the Painter: Animated adventures of a clumsy young penguin. Pingu finds a box of paints and decides to paint Robbie, but it doesn't turn out the way he planned. [S]
08:35 Roary The Racing Car Hellie's a Winner High-speed animation. Hellie wishes he could race like the cars, but when he joins them on the track he is accused of cheating.
08:40 Judge Judy Tough talking Judy Sheindlin, a former judge from New York, tackles real-life small claims cases in which damages of no more than $5,000 can be awarded.
08:45 Bear Behaving Badly 2/13. Nev in the Hood: Comedy series. When Nev falls sick, Keith writes a story to cheer him up, in which Nev becomes Robin of Bearwood Forest and Keith becomes his manservant. [AD,S]
08:40 Me Too! Operation Preschool drama about the parallel lives of parents at work and their children with child minder Granny Murray. Granny and the children are having a cuddly day. [AD,S]
 
08:55 Frasier Frasier's Imaginary Friend Frasier meets a model but their busy schedules make it difficult for them to meet, leaving his family suspicious that she's a fantasy.
08:50 Bananas In Pyjamas World Tour Animation. Camembert tells the Bananas about her dream to travel to the pyramids and ride on a camel. B1 and B2 find a way to bring the pyramids to Cuddlestown.
09:00 Tickety Toc Nature Trail Time Animation about two lively twins who live inside a cuckoo clock. McCoggins takes Tommy and Tallulah on a nature trail, with a list of important things to see.
08:50 Minder One Flew Over the Parents' Nest: Enterprising as ever, Arthur decides to rent out Bert and Doreen's house while they're on holiday - but comes a cropper.
09:00 Numtums 22/25. Clothes: The cheeky Numtums make number learning fun! This episode is all about clothing. All the numtums count up to ten with the help of socks and hats galore. [S]
09:15 Helicopter Heroes Rav Wilding follows the Yorkshire Air Ambulance. The helimed team fights to free the victims after an illegal motor race on the M1 ends in a terrible crash. Also in HD. [AD,S]
09:05 Watchdog 3/8. Consumer series. Actor Nigel Havers reveals how he was cheated out of money by a rogue lettings agency, and shows how millions of tenants could also fall victim. [S,SL]
09:15 The Wright Stuff Lively magazine show in which Matthew Wright and guests discuss the topical issues of the day.
09:05 The Only Way Is Essex Arg, Billie and Cara take part in the London Marathon. Bobby receives plastic surgery advice. Charlie and Gemma talk after Gemma is revealed as Ricky's mystery texter. New.
09:05 Sadie J 5/13. Blackmailamundo: Comedy about a feisty 13-year-old girl. Ashlii tries to blackmail Sadie, but Sadie has the last laugh when a certain boyband comes to call. [S]
09:05 Abadas Piano Pop-up book adventures with the curious Abadas: Hari the hippo, Ela the fox and Seren the bat. The Abadas are delighted when they hear that their word is a musical one. [S]
09:15 Get Squiggling! Letters 22/26. Letter V: Pre-school show. Squiglet demonstrates how to write the letter v. He meets a vulture who has to visit the vet when he loses his voice. [S]
09:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
09:30 Frasier The Gift Horse As Martin's 65th birthday approaches, Frasier and Niles attempt to outdo each other with their gifts for their father.
09:25 The Lingo Show 2/15. Trampo-Lieb: Children's language programme. Lieb wants to do a trampoline routine and Lingo sends her off to find something to bounce on. On her travels, Lieb uses some new German words. [S]
09:35 Prank Patrol 1/10. Shark Shenanigans: Series in which children play pranks. This episode's prankster plans a fright for her best friend by bringing him face to face with a great white shark. [S]
09:35 What's The Big Idea? Anger Pre-school animation. When a monkey steals Hugo's ice cream, Hugo can't help but feel all hot and bothered. Is this anger? [S]
09:45 Something Special 15/20. Routines: Educational series for four- to seven-year-old children with learning difficulties. Justin spends the day with his friend and finds out what he does after school each day. [S]
 
10:00 Homes Under the Hammer Martin Roberts and Lucy Alexander visit a former studio in Fife, a plot of land in Kent and a bungalow in Cheshire, and find out how much they sold for at auction. [S]
10:00 The Secret Millionaire Charlie Mullins worked his way to a multi-million-pound fortune as the boss of a plumbing empire. He goes undercover on an estate in Warrington to meet people who may need his help.
09:50 The Only Way Is Essex Billie, Cara and Arg recover after completing the London Marathon. Lucy and Mario celebrate their one-year anniversary. Joey surprises Sam with a very special date. New.
09:50 The Saint Interlude in Venice Freelance troubleshooter Simon Templar embarks on another case. The Saint goes to the aid of a girl who is resisting a man's advances in Venice.
10:05 Paul Hollywood's Bread 3/6. Continental Breads: Paul Hollywood reveals the secrets of continental breads, demonstrating how to bake baguettes, crusty ciabatta loaves and the perfect pizza base. [S,SL]
10:05 Animals at Work 6/13. Pasha Research Assistant: Factual series with John Barrowman. A ranger searches for his missing secret-agent lioness and Stan the teacher dog helps distressed pooches socialise. [S]
10:05 Mr Bloom's Nursery Mulch Ado About Nothing Gardener Mr Bloom welcomes a team of young helpers. The Tiddlers learn that sometimes soil needs to be covered with mulch. [S] Followed by Big and Small Songs.
10:30 This Morning A vibrant mix of showbiz news, fashion, cookery, gardening, travel, advice and DIY.
10:30 Hotel Trubble 7/13. The Amazing Armando: Children's sitcom. When a celebrity magician visits the hotel, Lenny accidentally makes his glamorous assistant vanish. Will the show go off without a hitch? [S]
10:25 Let's Play 25/26. Sea Captain: Imaginative pre-school show. Rebecca steps through the Magic Curtain and goes to sea to be the captain of an old-fashioned sailing boat. [S]
10:35 HARDtalk Interviews with newsmakers and personalities from across the globe. [S]
10:35 The Real Housewives of Atlanta South Africa Just Like Home: The ladies arrive in Cape Town for a ten day adventure where NeNe and Sheree manage to put aside their differences for the first time in months.
10:45 Mister Maker Comes to Town 12/25. Mister Maker takes to the road in his magical Makermobile in search of Mini Makers. Mister Maker paints a cityscape with kitchen cloths and sponges from his doodle drawers. [S]
 
11:00 Don't Get Done in the Sun 2/10. We hear from two people who were badly let down by their high street travel agent. Also in HD. [AD,S]
11:00 BBC News The latest national and international news, plus top interviews and analysis. Also in HD. [S]
11:00 Come Dine with Me Second to host in Bristol is super-organised primary school teacher Laura Ford, who's leaving nothing to chance.
11:00 They Rode West Film (1954) In this tough western, a cavalry doctor (Robert Francis) discovers an Indian tribe is dying of malaria, but his by-the-book captain (Phil Carey) refuses to allow their treatment.
10:55 Police, Camera, Action! Motorway Madness The worst habits of motorway drivers, from abuse of the hard shoulder to hogging the middle lane - all which raise stress levels on what should be our safest roads.
11:00 Hounded 6/13. The Mu Show: Comedy series. In an attempt to conquer the last free planet in the universe by winning the hearts of its children, Dr Mu turns himself into a lovable cartoon character. [AD,S]
11:10 Emergency Bikers Documentary series. In this episode, Ackers chases a car doing a ton in the rain, a call costs a van driver a fortune and Iain is asked to reveal what he wears under his leathers.
11:05 Get Well Soon 12/30. Sleep Easy: Programme for young children exploring medical conditions. Dr Ranj explains to Kiwa that shadows and being alone shouldn't stop you sleeping properly. [S]
11:30 Bargain Hunt Builth Wells Antiques challenge. Experts David Barby and Jonathan Pratt, with the red and blue teams, descend on Builth Wells Antiques Fair in search of bargain antiques. [S]
11:30 BBC World News The latest international news from the BBC. Also in HD. [S]
11:25 ITV News The latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a local weather forecast.
11:30 This Morning A vibrant mix of showbiz news, fashion, cookery, gardening, travel, advice and DIY.
11:30 What's Cooking? Celebrity chat show hosted by Ben Shephard and Lisa Faulkner, in which TV chefs cook up something new and the daily challenge.
11:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
11:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
11:20 Police, Camera, Action! Eco Unfriendly Police footage of smoking gas-guzzlers, tips for drivers to help save the planet, and what the UK's police forces are doing to reduce their impact on the environment.
11:25 The Slammer 7/15. Entertainment show in which a group of comedians enter a mock prison. Performing for freedom are McFly, Physical Jerks, Leo the Unicyclist and Bruce Airhead. [S]
11:20 Big Barn Farm 12/20. 40 Winks: Animated adventures of a group of baby animals who live together on a farm. The Farmyard Bunch look for a quiet place to sleep on the farm. [S]
11:35 The Millionaire Matchmaker Brooklyn v Botox Reality series following a matchmaker who caters for wealthy clients. Patti must find love for a gay business owner and a tough-talking heavy drinker.
11:35 ZingZillas Todd's Little Helper A band of primate friends play music in their tropical island paradise. The ZingZillas search for a strange little creature known only as the Drumbaloola. [S]
 
12:00 Daily Politics Jo Coburn with the latest political news, interviews and debate. [S]
11:55 The Professionals Where the Jungle Ends A group of former comrades from Bodie's mercenary days reappear in England and carry out a violent raid on a bank to impress a prominent London gangster.
11:55 My Genius Idea 7/9. Competition looking for budding inventors. The young inventors test their ideas to see if they can work. Flawless are called in to test an invention that generates electricity. [S]
12:00 I Can Cook With You Cheesy Pasta Rolls Katy has fun with friends, finds out about food and cooks up a tasty treat. Katy makes cheesy pasta rolls and goes for a scooter ride. [S]
12:10 5 News at Lunchtime International and national news update.
12:15 The Hotel Inspector The award-winning hotelier Alex Polizzi answers an SOS call from Jon Sweeney, owner of the First In Last Out, a 17th-century pub and B&B in Winchester that has been plagued by poor reviews.
12:15 Tinga Tinga Tales Why Owl's Head Turns All the Way Round Stories telling a young audience how animals got their distinctive parts. Owl becomes a night guard when mangoes start disappearing. [S]
12:30 Chelsea Flower Show 2013 5/15. Nicki Chapman discovers who has won what on medals day as the awards are handed out. Also in HD. [S]
12:30 Loose Women Bonnie Langford drops in to tell all about her latest theatre role. Today's panel is led by Andrea McLean, with Linda Robson, Carol McGiffin and Denise Welch.
12:30 Emmerdale Rhona takes drastic action to relieve her cravings. Rishi attempts to build bridges with Priya. Ali is gobsmacked when Megan makes an admission.
12:25 The Big Performance 8/12. Gareth Malone puts ten shy singers through their paces. It's pop week and the singers all get the full pop star treatment for the day. [S]
12:30 Woolly & Tig Piano Live action children's show. Tig is learning to play the piano with Mr Tonka but she won't listen to everything he says. Woolly shows her the importance of listening and learning. [S]
12:35 Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather.
12:40 1001 Things You Should Know Sandi Toksvig hosts the quiz in which experts ask questions the competitors should be able to answer. Inquisitors include actor Brian Cox and Embarrassing Bodies' Dr Dawn Harper.
12:40 Funny Face Film (1956) Musical with Fred Astaire as a fashion photographer who turns a Greenwich Village bookshop assistant (Audrey Hepburn) into a top model, and then falls in love with her.
12:35 Balamory Two by Two Live action series for preschool children. Josie wants to teach the children some animal movements but she needs help. Luckily Edie is at the ready and willing to help. [AD,S]
 
13:00 BBC News at One The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. Also in HD. [S]
13:00 My Life in Books 1/10. Anne Robinson talks to Pamela Stephenson and Alexander Armstrong. They share their favourite books and discuss why they have been important to them in their lives. Also in HD. [S]
13:00 Coronation Street Gary squirms under Tommy's scrutiny. Has Carla made a mistake by putting Rob in the bookies? Hayley tries to help Roy face his demons.
12:55 Minder One Flew Over the Parents' Nest: Enterprising as ever, Arthur decides to rent out Bert and Doreen's house while they're on holiday - but comes a cropper.
12:55 Sadie J 5/13. Blackmailamundo: Comedy about a feisty 13-year-old girl. Ashlii tries to blackmail Sadie, but Sadie has the last laugh when a certain boyband comes to call. [S] Followed by Style Download.
13:00 Numtums 22/25. Clothes: The cheeky Numtums make number learning fun! This episode is all about clothing. All the numtums count up to ten with the help of socks and hats galore. [S]
13:05 Sarah Beeny's Selling Houses Three competing vendors get the chance to check out the competition in Chelmsford, with Sarah Beeny giving them each £1000 and a week to make changes to tempt a possible buyer.
13:15 Home and Away Xavier arrives back in town for the funeral. John tells Jett that while he does not know what the future holds, they are in it together.
13:05 The Rhyme Rocket 2/20. Colours: Children's poetry series. First Officer Ditty and Professor Poet have decided to surprise Commander Rhyme-a-Lot by painting the rhyme rocket in a new colour scheme. [S]
13:30 BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London. [S]
13:30 The Super League Show Highlights and analysis from latest round of matches in Super League. Leeds take on St Helens at Headingley. Wigan are away to London. Warrington are at home to Hull FC. [S]
13:30 ITV News & Weather Nina Hossain with the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast and all the news and weather in your region.
13:30 Coronation Street Has Ryan stumbled on Gary's secret? Peter delivers Carla an ultimatum. Chesney decides that nice guys finish last.
13:30 Tracy Beaker Returns 3/13. Shadows: Drama set in a children's home. There is an escaped prisoner on the loose and strange things start happening when Tracy is alone with the YP on a dark, stormy night. [AD,S]
13:20 Get Squiggling! Letters 22/26. Letter V: Pre-school show. Squiglet demonstrates how to write the letter v. He meets a vulture who has to visit the vet when he loses his voice. [S]
13:30 The Lingo Show 2/15. Trampo-Lieb: Children's language programme. Lieb wants to do a trampoline routine and Lingo sends her off to find something to bounce on. On her travels, Lieb uses some new German words. [S]
13:45 Doctors Nowhere to Go A troubled young man returns to face his demons - but will he find the peace he is looking for? The results of the 360 feedback cause outrage and arguments. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:45 Neighbours Kate asks Mason out on a date. On the day of his cancer surgery, Lucas again turns to Steph for support. Vanessa learns that she was the last to know of his health scare.
13:40 Alphablocks How Now Brown Cow Educational fun. The Alphablocks meet their match when Brown Cow and her singing friends Owl, Howl and Growl take the stage! [S]
13:45 Something Special 15/20. Routines: Educational series for four- to seven-year-old children with learning difficulties. Justin spends the day with his friend and finds out what he does after school each day. [S]
 
14:00 May The Best House Win In Hull and East Lincolnshire, newsagent John's 1930s terrace is packed full of memorabilia while image consultant Sue has a Grade Two listed converted vicarage.
14:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
14:00 Motorsport UK More top British motorsport from Donington Park with action from the Porsche Carrera Cup and Ginetta Junior Championship.
13:55 Bear Behaving Badly 2/13. Nev in the Hood: Comedy series. When Nev falls sick, Keith writes a story to cheer him up, in which Nev becomes Robin of Bearwood Forest and Keith becomes his manservant. [AD,S]
14:15 Escape to the Country Cumbria Nicki Chapman heads for the Cumbrian hills in a bid to find a country home for a creative couple. Nicki visits the home of Victorian writer and social reformer John Ruskin. Also in HD. [S]
14:15 Classic Mastermind 11/30. John Humphrys poses the questions in the classic quiz. Specialist subjects: The Franco-Prussian War 1870-1871, plays of Noel Coward, World Snooker Championships, JRR Tolkien. [AD,S]
14:10 Four Rooms Can any of the members of the public secure life-changing sums of money in return for a script from Star Wars, an armistice message from World War I or a rare pistol from the Titanic?
14:15 NCIS Flesh and Blood Crime drama series. The agents investigate a suspected assassination attempt on a member of the Saudi royal family.
14:05 Mr Bloom's Nursery Mulch Ado About Nothing Gardener Mr Bloom welcomes a team of young helpers. The Tiddlers learn that sometimes soil needs to be covered with mulch. [S] Followed by Big and Small Songs.
14:20 Animals at Work 6/13. Pasha Research Assistant: Factual series with John Barrowman. A ranger searches for his missing secret-agent lioness and Stan the teacher dog helps distressed pooches socialise. [S]
14:30 Let's Play 25/26. Sea Captain: Imaginative pre-school show. Rebecca steps through the Magic Curtain and goes to sea to be the captain of an old-fashioned sailing boat. [S]
14:45 The Great British Bake Off 8/14. Biscuits: Amateur bakers are put to the test. It is the biscuit-based quarter-final, and Paul Hollywood and Mary Berry are taking the challenges to another level. Also in HD. [S]
14:45 The Last Command Film (1955) Western. Sterling Hayden, Richard Carlson and Arthur Hunnicutt play Jim Bowie, Davy Crockett and William B Travis in Frank Lloyd's version of the legendary Battle of the Alamo.
 
15:00 Perfection Nick Knowles hosts the general knowledge quiz show. If contestants achieve absolute perfection, they win the cash prize. If they fail, the money rolls over to the next game. Also in HD. [S]
15:00 Dickinson's Real Deal David is at historic Tatton Park in Cheshire today. There is much excitement when a collection of Coronation Street autographs shows up on James Layte's table.
15:00 Cricket: Pepsi Indian Premier... ...League Live. The start of play off week in the Indian Premier League as the top two teams in the table battle it out for a spot in the final.
14:50 OOglies 5/13. When the humans are away the OOglies play! Strictly Come Grating's dance star performs ballet with Orange. The Party Box Gang continue their never-ending game of musical chairs. [S]
15:00 Arthur 16/16. Return of the Snowball: Animated series following the adventures of a young aardvark and his friends. D.W. has been trying to solve the mystery of her snowball's disappearance. [S]
14:50 Mister Maker Comes to Town 12/25. Mister Maker takes to the road in his magical Makermobile in search of Mini Makers. Mister Maker paints a cityscape with kitchen cloths and sponges from his doodle drawers. [S]
15:10 Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Janet Street-Porter is in Dictionary Corner.
15:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
15:15 Shaun the Sheep 2/20. The Coconut: Animated series set on a remote rural farm. The Farmer returns from the fair triumphant after winning a coconut. [S]
15:10 Get Well Soon 12/30. Sleep Easy: Programme for young children exploring medical conditions. Dr Ranj explains to Kiwa that shadows and being alone shouldn't stop you sleeping properly. [S]
15:20 Mystery Woman - Redemption Film Murder mystery starring Kellie Martin and Nina Siemaszko. Samantha and Philby find clues to the murder of a mysterious visitor. (2006)
15:20 Pet Squad Superhero License Comedy animation. Mayor Matthews is fed up with the destruction Pet Squad leave behind when they fight crime. [S]
15:25 ZingZillas Zingbop 18/20. It's Fun to Be a One Man Band: The ZingZillas and DJ Loose show ZingBoppers how to dance to ZingBop songs. There are lots of funny moves in the It's Fun to Be a One Man Band ZingBop. [S]
15:30 Baby Jake Baby Jake Loves Cuddles The adventures of magical Baby Jake and friends. Baby Jake and Pengy Quin go on a snowy adventure and play cuddling. [S]
15:45 The Hairy Bikers' Food Tour of... ...Britain. Leicestershire: Si King and Dave Myers explore Leicestershire, where they cook a traditional county favourite at Leicester Market. They also taste the king of cheeses, Stilton. [S]
15:45 Restoration Roadshow 7/20. Series devoted to saving treasured heirlooms from the scrapheap. In Chatsworth House, Derbyshire, Eric Knowles sets his team of brilliant restorers another series of challenges. [S]
15:35 Dennis & Gnasher Game On Animation featuring the wayward boy and his dog. Dennis needs to beat Walter at a computer game in order to rescue Pieface and Curly from after-school club. [S]
15:45 League of Super Evil iDestruct: Animation. LOSE camps out, waiting in line for the new iDestruct. But with every super-villain in town queued up to get one, staying at the front of the line isn't easy. [S]
15:40 Raa Raa the Noisy Lion Raa Raa's Rainy Day Stop-frame animation featuring Raa Raa, who lives in the Jingly Jangly Jungle. It is raining and Raa Raa isn't sure how he'll be able to play with his friends. [S]
 
16:00 Tipping Point Ben Shephard hosts the quiz show in which four players take on an extraordinary machine in the hope of winning its £10,000 jackpot.
16:00 Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds asks the all-important question as contestants do battle with the Banker in their quest to leave the Dream Factory with £250,000.
16:00 The Scooby-Doo Show 21/24. The Chiller Diller Movie Thriller: Cartoon capers with Scooby and the gang. As Scooby's cousin, Scooby-Dee, films her latest movie, a vengeful ghost disrupts the production. [S]
15:50 Tilly and Friends Hector the Clown Animation. Hector is finding it very difficult to get everyone's attention and his friends are all far too busy to watch his new dance. [S]
16:15 Planet Earth 6/11. Ice Worlds: David Attenborough examines the frozen worlds of the Arctic and Antarctic. Also in HD. [AD,S]
16:10 The Real Housewives of Atlanta Make It Rain Down in Africa The South African trip continues as the ladies blow off some steam at a Cape Town nightclub and travel to the luxurious Shamwari game reserve.
16:05 Big and Small The Egg The comic adventures of two unlikely best friends. Small finds a large blue and silver egg on the doorstep. [S]
16:30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is Antiques challenge. Experts James Lewis and Mark Franks visit the Lincolnshire Antiques and Home Show, on a mission to unearth the hidden gems they can sell on for a profit. Also in HD. [S]
16:25 Newsround Topical news magazine for children. [S]
16:30 Absolute Genius with Dick and Dom 7/10. Watt: Dick and Dom reveal the genius of Scottish inventor and engineer James Watt, who revolutionised steam technology. [S]
16:20 Andy's Wild Adventures 2/20. Giant Tortoises: Pre-school wildlife series. Andy and Kip head to the Galapagos Islands in South America for a wild adventure in search of giant tortoises. [S]
16:35 Nina and the Neurons: Brilliant... ...Bodies. 22/25. Balance: Scientist Nina investigates the human body. Experimenters Hannah and Megan visit Nina in her lab and discover that ears help people to balance. [S]
 
17:00 The Chase Quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh. Four contestants must pit their wits against the Chaser, a ruthless quiz genius determined to stop them winning the cash prize.
17:00 Come Dine with Me In Kent, single mum Vanessa faces outspoken butcher Scott, joker John and personal trainer Annette, in a week of entertaining that includes a heated debate about Gordon Ramsay.
17:00 5 News at 5 International and national news update.
16:55 The Three Worlds of Gulliver Film (1960) Skilful and charming adaptation of Jonathan Swift's classic satire Gulliver's Travels, focusing on his adventures with the little people and the giants. Effects by Ray Harryhausen.
17:00 Ye Olde Dragons' Den This spoof edition of Dragons' Den travels through time as great (and not so great) inventors from history pitch their ingenious ideas. [AD,S]
16:50 Octonauts 12/22. Fiddler Crabs: Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. The Octonauts help clean up a beach after a storm. [AD,S]
17:00 Charlie and Lola I Can Train Your Dog Charlie loves his little sister Lola, even if at times she can be infuriating. Charlie and Lola promise to train a dog called Sizzle, but they can't make it do anything. [AD,S]
17:15 Pointless Quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by plumbing the depths of their general knowledge to come up with the answers no-one else can think of. [S]
17:15 Flog It! Paul Martin presents from York, with experts Mark Stacey and Michael Baggott sniffing out some of the city's unwanted antiques. Paul also pays a visit to York's ancient Minster. [S]
17:05 The Millionaire Matchmaker House of Cards Reality series following a matchmaker who caters for wealthy clients. Patti tries to find love for a professional poker player who mothers her men.
17:15 Gigglebiz 21/25. Sketch show. Intrepid explorer Rapids Johnson tries conversing with the elusive giant panda, and Farmer Dung tries to explain where eggs come from. Including the Gigglekids. [S]
17:30 Neighbours Kate asks Mason out on a date. On the day of his cancer surgery, Lucas again turns to Steph for support. Vanessa learns that she was the last to know of his health scare.
17:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
17:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
17:30 Horrible Histories: Gory Games 13/13. Quirky quizzes and gory games. In the last of this series, Dave decides Rattus has really gone too far! There is a hen in the Quiz Dome. What was he thinking? [S]
17:30 Grandpa in My Pocket A Day for a Play in Miss Smiley's Cafe Comedy drama featuring a grandpa with a magical shrinking cap. Jason and Jemima put on a Captain Dumbletwit play. [AD,S]
17:40 Old Jack's Boat 14/25. Old Seadog's Treasure: Children's series. Miss Bowline-Hitch's sundial needs the sun to shine on it. Jack recalls a hunt for treasure that needed sunshine to solve it. [S]
 
18:00 BBC News at Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. Also in HD. [S]
18:00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts a general knowledge quiz in which teams from all over the UK battle to beat the Eggheads. [S]
18:00 ITV News London A round-up of all the latest news in London and the South East, plus features, sport and local weather.
18:00 The Simpsons Tree House of Horror XI Homer has a very scary horoscope while Bart and Lisa are banished to the forest, where they find a house made of gingerbread...
18:00 Home and Away Xavier arrives back in town for the funeral. John tells Jett that while he does not know what the future holds, they are in it together.
18:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA Jeremy Kyle presents the American version of his daytime talk show.
18:00 The Adventures of Abney and Teal CBeebies Bedtime Hour. The Train: Animated adventures of two friends who live on an island in the middle of the big city. Everybody is bored, so Abney builds a train so they can go on a tour. [AD,S]
18:05 The Story of Tracy Beaker 2/13. Drama series about a young girl and her life in a children's home. Jackie Hopper is dragged kicking and screaming to the Dumping Ground. Will Tracy be able to persuade her to stay? [AD,S]
18:10 64 Zoo Lane CBeebies Bedtime Hour. The Story of Alan's Scooter: Nelson is in an inventive mood, and agrees to make various objects for his friends. [S]
18:30 BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London. [S]
18:30 The Chef's Protege 7/20. Working under Theo Randall's tutelage, students from Brooklands College in Surrey cook a dish that reflects his core culinary principles, Italian squash tortellini. Also in HD. [S]
18:30 ITV News & Weather Alastair Stewart and Mary Nightingale with the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast.
18:30 Hollyoaks Callum is desperate to save the innocent, but his actions prove devastatingly costly. Meanwhile, will Diane catch Tony red-handed? And a turn of events leaves Nancy distraught.
18:30 5 News at 6.30 National and International news.
18:30 What's New Scooby-Doo? 8/14. San Fran Psycho: Animation about a group of teenage sleuths and their cowardly dog. While attending the Grind Games, the gang runs into the ghost of an Alcatraz prisoner. [S]
18:20 In the Night Garden CBeebies Bedtime Hour. Ninky Nonk Dinner Swap: In a magical forest, colourful characters have adventures. The Pontipines take their dinner aboard the Ninky Nonk: what a lovely dinner. [S]
19:00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Matt Baker and Alex Jones present the stories that matter from across the country. Also in HD. [S]
19:00 Antiques Road Trip Veteran road tripper David Barby joins up with silver expert Margie Cooper as they travel from Northumberland, through Country Durham to the seaside town of Scarborough. [S]
19:00 Emmerdale Vanessa's attempts to help Rhona are not well received. Sam and Rachel are forced to make a decision when Samson runs away. Gennie is riled when she has to spend time with Cameron.
19:00 Channel 4 News Includes sports and weather.
19:00 WW1 Top Gun: Revealed Documentary exploring how a small band of pioneering aircraft designers and engineers turned the aeroplane into a weapon of modern conflict between 1914 and 1918.
18:58 This Is BBC Three BBC Three. The best in new entertainment, comedy, contemporary drama and music for the digital generation. Stay tuned for 60 Seconds news.
19:00 Total Wipeout 5/12. Last Chance Saloon: Richard Hammond and Amanda Byram present as twenty foolhardy Brits, all previous Total Wipeout contestants, return to take on the obstacle course one more time. [S]
18:58 This Is BBC Four This is BBC Four. Programmes start at 7.00pm.
19:00 World News Today The latest national and international news, exploring the day's events from a global perspective. [S] Followed by weather.
19:00 You've Been Framed! More home movie howlers with Harry Hill. Featuring the attack of the cherry tomatoes, a tree house demolition that does not go to plan, and the beat box boogie baby.
18:50 Pride Film (2007) Fact-based drama. Terence Howard stars as a man trying to turn round the lives of black kids in 1970s Philadelphia via competitive swimming. But they face racism and other problems.
18:50 Newsround Topical news magazine for children. [S]
18:58 ..programmes start at 7.00am
18:50 CBeebies Bedtime Stories CBeebies Bedtime Hour. The Snuggle Sandwich: An exciting story read by a special guest. Stephen Graham reads The Snuggle Sandwich by Malachy Doyle and Gwen Millward. [S]
18:58 ..programmes start at 6.00am ..programmes start at 6.00am
19:30 EastEnders Phil is horrified when he finds Lexi in a dangerous situation; has Sharon gone too far? Also in HD. [AD,S] Then BBC News.
19:30 River Monsters Russian Killer The disappearance of three men in Russia proves to be a baffling case for Jeremy Wade. He embarks on a trip to the Amur River to uncover the mystery.
19:30 Britain's Best Drives 3/7. North Cornish Coast: Richard Wilson gets to grips with a retro VW camper van as he drives the coast road from St Ives to Land's End and learns about St Ives's 1950s art heyday. [S]
19:30 You've Been Framed! Harry Hill presents viewers' hilarious home footage, including a dog that goes fishing for his supper, a roly poly panda and the long jump that becomes a short jump.
19:30 Tim Vine's Punslinger The fastest joker in town Tim Vine, pun maker supreme and the current king of one-liners performs his show on stage at London's Bloomsbury Theatre in 2010.
20:00 Holby City Divide We Fall Sacha's determination to be strong for Rachel takes a battering. Also in HD. [AD,S]
20:00 Chelsea Flower Show 2013 6/15. Alan Titchmarsh and Joe Swift reveal the gold medal-winning show gardens and talk to the designer who has won the prestigious Best in Show award at this centennial show. Also in HD. [S]
20:00 Caroline Quentin's National Parks In the final programme of the series, Caroline visits the New Forest, known for its ancient woods, open heaths, beautiful coastline and abundance of wild animals.
19:55 4thought.tv 4thought.tv asks 'Why give it all up for God?', hearing from people who provide an insight into the choices they've made and the lives they lead as nuns and priests.
20:00 Embarrassing Bodies: Live from... ...The Clinic: Penis expert Paul Anderson puts men straight with their willy worries, while Dr Dawn asks the ladies, how familiar are you with your own vagina?
19:55 5 News Update International and national news update.
20:00 WW1's Tunnels of Death:The Big Dig The Killing Fields Benedict Cumberbatch narrates this revealing history behind an archaeological dig at Messines, including the realities of trench warfare and a Christmas football match.
20:00 Don't Tell the Bride 1/11. Ritesh and Sheena: Leicester couple Ritesh and Sheena are given 12,000 pounds towards their wedding on the proviso that Ritesh must organise every detail of the wedding by himself. [S]
20:00 The Golden Age of Steam Railways 1/2. Small is Beautiful: Two-part series telling the remarkable story of a band of visionaries who rescued some of the little narrow gauge railways that once served Britain's industries. [S]
20:00 Peter Andre: My Life Reality show. Pete and Emily enjoy their romantic trip to Kenya, including an eventful safari during which their car gets stuck in the middle of a river full of hippos.
21:00 Frankie 2/6. Drama series. Ian makes a shocking admission, and a terminally ill patient has a real impact on Frankie. Andy tries to persuade an amputee to re-connect with his life. Also in HD. [AD,S]
21:00 TOWN with Nicholas Crane 1/4. Oban: Nicholas Crane discovers the treasures of Oban on the west coast of Scotland. Also in HD. [AD,S]
21:00 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?... ...The People Play. Members of the public get their chance to win big in the third of three special episodes. Viewers can turn their armchairs into the hotseat by playing along at home via a free app.
21:00 Mary Queen of the High Street In the final episode of the three-part series, Mary travels to Liskeard in Cornwall, where her usual rocket pace and direct approach meets the laid-back Cornish attitude to life.
21:00 CSI: Vegas Meets New York CSI Vegas Meets New York (Part 2): US drama with Ted Danson and Gary Sinise. D B Russell visits New York in a joint effort to find Mac's missing girlfriend as Mac's principles are put to the test.
21:00 The Cleveland Captives: What... ...Really Happened? Rick Edwards investigates the disappearance and imprisonment of three girls in Cleveland. [S]
21:00 Love and Death in City Hall The ins and outs of Belfast City Hall's registry of births, marriages and deaths. Contains some strong language and some upsetting scenes. [S]
21:00 The Vampire Diaries Graduation In the finale of series four, the town remains overrun with ghosts. As everyone gathers for the graduation ceremony, Elena makes a decision about the Salvatore brothers.
21:00 The Fighter Film (2010) Biopic starring Mark Wahlberg as US welterweight boxer Micky Ward. With Oscar-winning support from Christian Bale and Melissa Leo. Very strong language/sex/violence/substance abuse.
21:00 Police, Camera, Action Young, Legal But Lethal Gethin Jones presents the series looking at dangerous driving on Britain's roads. Today, he investigates why young drivers are such a menace on the roads.
22:00 BBC News at Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. Also in HD. [S]
22:00 Later Live... with Jools Holland 6/8. Jools is joined by John Grant, Stereophonics, Low, Lee Thompson's Ska Orchestra with Bitty McLean, Melt Yourself Down and Arabic vocal stylings with Yasmine Hamdan. Also in HD. [S]
22:00 ITV News at Ten & Weather Mark Austin and Julie Etchingham with the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast and all the news and weather in your region.
22:00 Shameless In the penultimate episode of the series, there is a gunman on the loose and his target is Frank! It turns out Frank's frolicking with the Gastric Bandits has landed him in deep trouble...
22:00 New: Body of Proof Identity New. US crime drama starring Dana Delany. Megan and Kate investigate a possible case of misidentified bodies after a fatal car crash.
22:00 Sweat the Small Stuff 4/8. Panel show that makes a big deal about the little things in life, with captains Rickie and Melvin and Rochelle Humes and guests. [S]
22:00 I, Claudius 10/12. Fool's Luck: Drama series chronicling the reigns of four Roman emperors. The mad Caligula has been assassinated and Claudius has been proclaimed emperor by the Praetorian Guard. [S]
22:00 Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's... Film ...Assistant. Family fantasy starring John C Reilly and Josh Hutcherson, 2009. A teenager meets a vampire at a freak show and becomes the catalyst in a battle between two vampire clans.
22:00 Green Street Film Football hooligan drama starring Elijah Wood and Charlie Hunnam, 2005. An American student moves to London and becomes involved in organised football hooliganism.
22:25 BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London. [S] Followed by weather and a National Lottery update.
22:30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Jeremy Paxman. Also in HD. [S] Followed by weather.
22:30 EastEnders Phil is horrified when he finds Lexi in a dangerous situation; has Sharon gone too far? Ava and Billy's date gets off to a good start, but does Ava have eyes for someone else? [AD,S]
22:35 The Wright Way 5/6. Curbing the Kerb: Sitcom. Gerald and his team decide that kerbs are dangerous trip hazards, while Sue sees another side of her mum's new boyfriend. Also in HD. [AD,S]
22:35 The Zoo Last in series. The flagship gorilla exhibit, which helps pay for the zoos' conservation work, is suffering after the death of the male gorilla, so a search for a new male begins.
 
22:55 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Sin Police drama series about an elite force based in New York. A homophobic preacher is suspected of murdering a gay man with whom he was having an affair (17/22).
23:00 Family Guy 13/23. Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream: Animated comedy. Peter wants to become an actor and becomes Tom Tucker's agent as the first step towards realising his ambition. Contains adult humour. [S]
22:50 Glamour's Golden Age 1/3. The Luxe Experience: How the architecture and design of the 20s and 30s created and reflected the spirit of the age, with the fun of Art Deco next to the functionality of Modernism. [AD,S]
23:05 Live at the Apollo 2/6. Stand-up comedy. BAFTA-nominated actor and comedian Rob Brydon hosts, and his special guests are funny lady Sarah Millican and Ireland's Jason Byrne. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S]
23:05 Random Acts Channel 4's short-form arts strand presents a moonlight dance featuring one man and his bicycle.
23:10 Ben Earl: Trick Artist In the money-themed final show, Ben Earl turns his head into a million pounds with the aid of diamonds, displays his skills at a casino and attempts to steal £10k from a secure vault.
23:15 Rising Sun Film (1993) Thriller starring Sean Connery and Wesley Snipes as cops on the case of a woman murdered in a Japanese office in Los Angeles. Violence/sexual violence/strong language.
23:20 The Tudors 3/10. Historical drama. New alliances and liaisons tempt King Henry, as Spain's Charles V and young Anne Boleyn each claim his attention. Contains very strong language. Also in HD. [AD,S]
23:25 Family Guy 14/23. Be Careful What You Fish For: Animated comedy. When Peter promises a favour to a dolphin, the dolphin moves to Quahog and outstays his welcome at Peter's. Contains adult humour. [S]
23:35 Bandits Film Comic tale about two ex-cons who hit upon an ingenious method of robbing banks but both fall in love with a woman they have kidnapped. Bruce Willis and Billy Bob Thornton star. [2001] [AD,S]
23:35 In Plain Sight Something's A-Mish Drama series about US Marshals. Mary and Marshall must teach an Amish couple who have entered the WITSEC programme how to survive in the 'real world'.
23:45 American Dad! 11/20. Live and Let Fry: The town prohibits fatty foods so Stan and Steve start smuggling it. Roger impersonates Klaus to receive an inheritance. Contains adult humour. [S]
 
23:50 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Responsible Police procedural drama. The discovery of a dead stranger in an affluent couple's flat leads Benson and Stabler to uncover a wild teenage party scene.
23:50 The Man who Shot Beautiful Women Documentary telling the gripping, shocking story of photographer Erwin Blumenfeld, who survived two world wars to become one of the world's most highly-paid fashion photographers. [S]
00:15 The Tudors 4/10. Historical drama. Brushes with death pinpoint Henry's desire for an heir, while his sister Margaret is repulsed by her royal duty. Contains some sexual content. Also in HD. [AD,S]
00:10 PokerStars.co.uk EPT Barcelona Team pro Daniel Negreanu is on another heater and looking for a deep run as the bubble looms and we get nearer to the money at the Pokerstars.co.uk EPT Barcelona.
00:10 American Dad! 12/20. Roy Rogers McFreely: As Roger abuses his power in the homeowners association, Stan and Hayley lead an underground rebellion against him. Contains adult humour. [S]
00:15 Celebrity Juice TV presenters Richard Madeley and Dermot O'Leary, teen pop sensation Conor Maynard and comedian Johnny Vegas are the guests preparing to be ribbed mercilessly this time around.
00:15 World's Wildest Police Videos Amazing footage of reckless criminals engaged in a range of illegal and often highly dangerous activities.
00:30 Jackpot247 Join the presenters live and play roulette on your telly. Find out how or join in now at Jackpot247.com.
00:30 The Cleveland Captives: What... ...Really Happened? Rick Edwards investigates the disappearance and imprisonment of three girls in Cleveland. [S]
00:45 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours Fat Bandit Docudrama. A fat bank robber baffles the Winnipeg police as he does not fit the usual profile of a thief. When they catch him however, the real mystery is just beginning.
 
00:50 Parks and Recreation 15/24. Leslie's House: Comedy series set in an Indiana town. After an amazing date with Justin in Indianapolis, Leslie tries to impress him further with a dinner party at her house. [S]
01:00 The Vampire Diaries Graduation In the finale of series four, the town remains overrun with ghosts. As everyone gathers for the graduation ceremony, Elena makes a decision about the Salvatore brothers.
00:58 ..programmes start at 7.00am
00:58 ..programmes start at 6.00am
01:10 The Apprentice 3/14. Flat-Pack: Business competition. The candidates must come up with a unique piece of flat-pack furniture, before producing prototypes and pitching their products to retailers. [S,SL]
01:05 KOTV Boxing Weekly In County Durham, Jon-Lewis Dickinson makes the first defence of his British Cruiserweight title against David Dolan.
01:10 Super Casino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel. For more information and to register visit www.SuperCasino.com
01:15 Parks and Recreation 16/24. Galentine's Day: Comedy series set in the parks department of a fictional Indiana town. Leslie and Justin reunite her mom with an old flame on Valentine's Day. [S]
01:05 Richard Bacon's Beer & Pizza Club Richard Bacon invites more guests to his exclusive club including boxing legend Joe Calzaghe, comedian Russell Kane and journalist Gordon Smart.
01:30 Sweat the Small Stuff 4/8. Panel show that makes a big deal about the little things in life, with captains Rickie and Melvin and Rochelle Humes and guests. [S]
01:35 Weatherview Detailed weather forecast. [S]
01:40 BBC News BBC One joins the BBC's rolling news channel for a night of news, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes. Also in HD. [S]
06:00 Breakfast The latest news, sport, business and weather from the BBC's Breakfast team. Also in HD. [S] Including regional news at 25 and 55 minutes past each hour.
01:35 Sailing: America's Cup Uncovered Behind the scenes with the crews competing in the prestigious global competition. In this show, selection trials begin in San Francisco for the Red Bull Youth America's Cup.
01:35 Arne Dahl 7/10. Many Waters - Part 1: Swedish crime thriller series. An illegal immigrant is shot dead. In Swedish with English subtitles. Contains some strong language and some sexual content. [S]
01:45 The Cube Phillip Schofield hosts the game show. Theresa from Tottenham and grandfather Lenny are both confident that they can beat the Cube - but will they be able to keep their cool?
 
02:00 Mobil 1 The Grid The show visits the São Paulo Indy 300 and meets Rubens Barrichello; Jenson Button and Sergio Pérez give their guide to the Monaco Grand Prix; plus VLN Racing from Germany's Nürburgring.
02:00 New Russell Howard's Good News 4/12. Topical comedy show in which Russell Howard offers his unique perspective on the news stories that dominated the broadcast and print media over the previous seven days. [S]
01:50 Mary and Max Film (2009) Adult-themed claymation film about the 20-year pen-pal relationship between a girl living in Melbourne, Australia, and a man 35 years her senior living in New York.
01:50 Minder The Immaculate Contraption Arthur sells a dodgy car to a nun and then everything in his life starts to go wrong.
02:10 James May's Man Lab 4/5. James May goes in search of a wedding ring lost in the 1970s. The team also launches its very own pirate radio station and there are a couple of amazing inventions on offer too. [AD,S,SL]
02:30 Freesports on 4 The show heads to Fieberbrunn in Austria for the penultimate stop of the 2013 Freeride World Tour. An injury leaves the women's ski category wide open.
02:30 Snog Marry Avoid? 10/12. Joanna and Claire: Makeunder show hosted by Ellie Taylor. In Nottingham POD performs two transformations, one on tan addict Joanna and the other on 80s throwback Claire. [S]
02:30 Teleshopping Shopping from home.
06:00 Emmerdale Vanessa's attempts to help Rhona are not well received. Sam and Rachel are forced to make a decision when Samson runs away. Gennie is riled when she has to spend time with Cameron.
02:45 Film File Movie show featuring the latest releases, star interviews and film clips.
 
03:00 Loose Women Bonnie Langford drops in to tell all about her latest theatre role. Today's panel is led by Andrea McLean, with Linda Robson, Carol McGiffin and Denise Welch.
03:00 FIM Superbike World Championship Highlights from Round 4 of the 2013 Superbike World Championship from the Autodromo Nazionale at Monza in Italy.
03:00 Being Human 5/6. No Care, All Responsibility: Tom falls for new hotel staff member Natasha. Alex investigates the evil Captain Hatch. Contains some strong language and upsetting scenes. [AD,S,SL]
02:55 ITV4 Nightscreen Text-based information service.
03:00 The Store Every day The Store brings you a fantastic range of products from JML which you can purchase from the comfort of your own home www.jmldirect.com.
06:00 The Professionals Close Quarters Bodie is captured by four German terrorists and held hostage in a besieged vicarage. With barely any clues to his whereabouts, Doyle and Cowley try to track him down. [SL]
03:10 This Is BBC Two Preview of upcoming programmes from BBC Two. [S]
03:05 This Is BBC Four BBC Four is the BBC channel for people who want more. More depth, more range, more to stimulate the mind. More daily from 7.00pm.
03:25 VW Racing Cup The series heads to Rockingham in Northamptonshire for Rounds 3 and 4 of the Volkswagen Racing Cup 2013. Expect some great touring car-style action.
03:40 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
 
03:55 Wonders of Life 1/2. Part 1: Professor Brian Cox explores how Earth became host to the incredible natural world we see today. Also in HD. [S]
03:50 ITV Nightscreen Text-based information service.
03:55 Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds asks the all-important question as contestants do battle with the Banker in their quest to leave the Dream Factory with £250,000.
04:00 House Doctor Series in which Ann Maurice provides home improvement advice for properties that are proving difficult to sell. A lacklustre house in Welton, near Daventry, requires a revamp.
03:55 This Is BBC Three BBC Three Refreshing TV for the digital age. Tune in daily from 7.00pm.
04:20 House Doctor Series in which Ann Maurice provides home improvement advice for properties. An acupuncturist in Norwich needs Ann's help to sell his house.
04:35 Wonders of Life 2/2. Part 2: Professor Brian Cox explains how life is shaped by both the environment and the laws of nature. Also in HD. [S]
04:45 Divine Designs Art historian Dr Paul Binski examines religious arts. He visits Leicester and north London to see some spectacular examples of Hindu and Jain art.
 
04:50 Come Dine with Me Competing to throw the best dinner party in Hampshire are college lecturer Selena Bartlett, punk rock vegan Jhon Cosgrove, retired boat-lover Anson Lane and chatty hairdresser Terese Scott.
05:10 Enlighten Up! Enlighten Up! A comedy sketch show for children which demonstrates just how much fun philosophical thinking can be. Written and Performed by the Burnistoun team. Also in HD. [S]
05:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience. [SL]
06:00 Daybreak Every weekday morning Daybreak covers the stories that matter in news and entertainment. Russell Grant talks about taking part in the upcoming UK tour of Ready Steady Cook Live.
05:10 Michaela's Wild Challenge Michaela Strachan undertakes a range of wildlife-related dares. In this edition she teaches a bird some new tricks and follows in the tracks of an African elephant.
05:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
05:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
05:30 This is CBBC! Welcome to the CBBC channel. Programmes start at 7.00am.
05:30 This is CBeebies! Welcome to the CBeebies channel. Programmes start at 6.00am.
06:00 Waybuloo Songbird Animated series set in the magical land of Nara. Yojojo finds a beautiful songbird and puts it into a basket to show the other Piplings, but it stops singing. [S]
05:40 What Makes Me, Me Animated A series of fun and engaging short films exploring fundamental philosophical concepts through everyday questions that children ask, and adults often struggle to answer. [S]
06:00 This Is BBC Two Preview of upcoming programmes from BBC Two. [S]
05:45 Baking Mad with Eric Lanlard Luke, Lyn and Fiona battle it out to make the best sponge cake ever. Eric demonstrates a gorgeously rich chocolate celebration cake and an apple and blackberry crumble.
05:35 Michaela's Wild Challenge Michaela Strachan flies in a hot air balloon to get a bird's-eye view of some of South Africa's wildlife, gets close to some big cats and hunts high and low for some British aliens.
06:00 Thomas and Friends Toby's Trumph Railway tales. When Toby is entrusted with taking opera singer Alicia Botti to a special concert, he is petrified of making a mistake.