This week's UK TV & radio

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05:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
03:45 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
05:45 Rip Off Britain: Food 9/10. Gloria Hunniford, Angela Rippon and Julia Somerville investigate the truth about food, including surprising tips on how to ensure the products we buy stay at their best. Also in HD. [S]
 
06:00 Breakfast The latest news, sport, business and weather from the BBC's Breakfast team. Also in HD. [S] Including regional news at 25 and 55 minutes past each hour.
06:00 Good Morning Britain Breakfast show presented by Susanna Reid, Piers Morgan, Ben Shephard, Charlotte Hawkins and Sean Fletcher.
05:55 Will & Grace Three's a Crowd, Six Is a Freak Show Grace's promising new relationship is threatened when she finds out that her new man has six toes on one foot.
06:00 The WotWots Fluffy Puffies DottyWot is mesmerised by the cloud shapes she sees drifting by. She decides to track down some animals which are as fluffy and white as the clouds. (S1 Ep 9)
06:00 Planet's Funniest Animals Humorous video clips of pets and other animals in unusual situations. S8 Ep3
06:00 Football's Greatest: Paul... ...Gascoigne. Short films celebrating some of football's greatest players. In this edition, hero of England's 1990 World Cup campaign - Paul Gascoigne.
06:00 This is CBBC! Join the CBBC crew for all your favourite programmes, plus loads more! Tune into CBBC every day from 7.00am to 9.00pm.
06:00 Show Me Show Me 7/25. Bees and Knees: Chris and Pui investigate and explore in their magical playroom in the sky. Stuffy is dressed as a bee, so Chris and Pui look at real bees through the telescope. Also in HD. [S]
06:10 Chloe's Closet Faster Than a Speeding Ostrich The animated adventures of a little girl who imagines herself in magical places. Chloe and company attend a giraffe wedding in the Serengeti. (S2 Ep 10)
06:10 Hogan's Heroes Nights in Shining Armour Comedy series. Hogan finds himself with a load of bullet-proof vests and a French courier on his hands, with no apparent way to get them out of Stalag 13. [SL] S3 Ep8
06:30 Neighbourhood Blues 3/10. Documentary series following Somerset's neighbourhood police. Following a couple of overnight house burglaries, the police are hot on the trail of a suspect. Also in HD. [S]
06:20 Will & Grace Coffee & Commitment Will is annoyed by Grace's behaviour when they are asked to read at the civil union of two friends.
06:20 Driftwood Bay Snippy! Animation. Lily discovers a glass jar on the beach which Salty tells her is just perfect for rockpool dipping. During her adventure Lily finds Snippy, an adorable hermit crab. (S1 Ep 12)
06:30 Fireman Sam Pirates of Pontypandy While playing pirates Norman and James take a quick pirate nap in the rowing boat, but wake up to find that they have drifted far away from the shore! (S7 Ep 13)
06:20 Dinner Date Dating series with a twist in which a person chooses three blind dates based on the menus they have prepared. Today, Gavin from Essex chooses three menus that appeal to him. S1 Ep16
06:20 Justin's House 10/25. Pirate Day: Justin Fletcher entertains with singing, dancing and comedy. The stars of Swashbuckle drop in for Pirate Day. Guest starring Gemma Hunt and Ella Kenion. Also in HD. [S]
06:45 Will & Grace Swimming Pools... Movie Stars: Grace considers an offer to accompany an ex-boyfriend and his girlfriend for a romantic escapade.
06:40 Wissper CGI animated series about a seven-year-old girl who talks to animals and solves their problems. Monty the meerkat complains that his colony is overcrowded. (Ep 4)
06:35 Hogan's Heroes Hot Money Classic American comedy series. Hogan sets out to destroy counterfeiting equipment and a Nazi plan to flood the world markets with fake Allied currency. [SL] S3 Ep9
06:45 Raa Raa the Noisy Lion Raa Raa Goes Hunting Animation featuring Raa Raa, who lives in the Jingly Jangly Jungle. Raa Raa has lost his toothbrush and sets off to find it. Also in HD. [S]
 
06:50 Peppa Pig Popular animation. Peppa has enjoyed her very first holiday abroad, but it is now time to go home. She can't wait to see Suzy and Goldie again. (S4 Ep 39)
06:55 Pip Ahoy! Pip's Picnic Animation. Pip and friends enjoy an underwater picnic in Professor Evie's submarine when the rain puts paid to their plans to have lunch out at sea. (S1 Ep 17)
07:00 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
07:00 Minder Bring Me the Head of Arthur Daley Someone is staging crimes and planting the evidence on hapless Arthur - but who, and why? [SL] S10 Ep9
07:00 Arthur 3/20. Surprise!: Animated adventures of a young aardvark and his friends. It's Catherine's 16th birthday, and younger sister Francine has been cordially uninvited to the party. Also in HD. [S]
07:00 Teletubbies 22/60. Big Dance: Preschool series. The children in Tummy Tales and the Teletubbies both spend some time dancing. Also in HD. [S]
07:15 Escape to the Country Dorset Jules Hudson is in Dorset with a couple who have a ?600,000 budget to secure a home. Also in HD. [AD,S]
07:10 Will & Grace Crazy in Love Will tries to impress his new friend Matt (Patrick Dempsey) with his baseball skills, but ends up having to take advice from Grace.
07:10 Little Princess I Want A Gymkhana Regal larks. General has organised a gymkhana at the castle. Princess is sure that she and Horace are the perfect team. (S3 Ep 16)
07:15 The Ellen DeGeneres Show US talk show. Kobe Bryant talks about his last game with the LA Lakers, will.i.am performs live in the studio, and Travis Wall of Shaping Sound shows off his dance moves.
07:10 Sidekick The Short List Animated series. Was Eric the first choice to be Maxum Man's sidekick, or has it all been a big mistake? Also in HD. [AD,S]
07:15 Bing Voosh! Children's animation. Bing is vooshing with Hoppity around the garden, making him fly higher and higher. With one particularly enthusiastic throw, Hoppity disappears. Also in HD. [AD,S]
07:20 Bob the Builder CGI animation. When the dance show Ballroom Blitz comes to Spring City, Lofty dreams of taking to the dance floor. (S1 Ep 14)
07:25 Danger Mouse Planet of the Toilets Animated series. When the toilets of the world rise up in revo-loo-tion, DM and Penfold take to the sewers of Tokyo to battle the evil Dr Loocifer. Also in HD. [AD,S]
07:25 Hey Duggee The Big Parade Badge Animated preschool series. The leader of the Big Parade hurts his leg. Can Duggee and the squirrels help out? You bet they can! Also in HD. [S]
07:30 Boj Denzil's Lost Teddy Animation. Denzil has lost his treasured teddy bear, Snugsy. The Twitchlets have Snugsy, and they won't give him back! Also in HD. [S]
07:35 Everybody Loves Raymond The Disciplinarian Tired of being labelled the 'evil witch' around the house, Debra convinces Ray that it's his turn to discipline the kids.
07:35 Thomas and Friends Flatbeds of Fear CGI animation. When the engines start to hear spooky noises at the docks Salty spins them a yarn and convinces them that it is the sound of the 'Flatbeds of Fear'. (S18 Ep 3)
07:35 MOTD Kickabout: Build-Up A look ahead to the weekend's fixtures in the Premier League with team news, stats and the stories making the headlines. Also in HD. [S]
07:40 Newsround Topical news magazine for children. [S]
07:45 All Over the Place: Australia 10/15. Series about the most unusual places in Australia. The team watch 70,000 little penguins waddle up a beach on Phillip Island. Also in HD. [S]
07:40 The Furchester Hotel Eggsitting Preschool puppet show. The Furchesters have to keep an egg safe in the lobby when the ceiling starts to fall down. Also in HD. [AD,S]
 
08:00 Into the Wild with Gordon Buchanan 2/5. Ed Byrne: Gordon Buchanan takes household names on a wildlife adventure. Gordon and Ed discover that you don't have to head to the wilderness to get close to some amazing creatures. [AD,S,SL]
08:00 Everybody Loves Raymond Sweet Charity When Debra forces Ray to do some charity work at a local hospital, he ends up enjoying himself because the patients treat him like he's a celebrity.
07:50 Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Fuse's special dressing-up eyebrows that he wants to wear to the Toyland awards have gone missing. (Ep 2)
08:00 Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Woodpecker Impish animation. King Thistle is perplexed when his magic bird-spotting book cannot identify a new creature who makes a nest in the castle. (S1 Ep 49)
08:00 Emmerdale Chrissie makes a decision. Pete returns with some news. Ashley reflects on his choice.
07:55 Ironside The Leaf in the Forest Police drama. Ironside is on the trail of a strangler who preys on lonely old women, but is puzzled when one murder seems not to fit the killer's pattern. S1 Ep2
07:55 Octonauts The Combtooth Blenny Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. When Kwazii and Peso are shipwrecked on an island, they meet a fish who walks on land. Also in HD. [AD,S]
08:15 Peppa Pig Teddy's Day Out Animated series. Peppa and her family share a picnic with Mr Zebra the Postman and Zoe Zebra. But when it's time to go home, Peppa leaves her teddy behind. (S2 Ep 4)
08:15 Newsround Topical news magazine for children. [S]
08:05 Mike the Knight Real Dragon Animated series about a young knight in training. Mike thinks that Squirt needs to be fierce to show everyone that he is a real dragon. Also in HD. [AD,S]
08:30 Lorraine Topical mix of entertainment, discussion, fashion, food and celebrity gossip. Ewan McGregor chats to Dan Wootton about his latest film thriller Our Kind of Traitor.
08:30 Everybody Loves Raymond Meeting the Parents Robert is caught in a compromising position by Amy's parents when they turn up unannounced at her apartment.
08:25 Peppa Pig Mysteries Animated series. Inspired by their favourite television programme, Peppa and George want to be famous detectives too. Daddy Pig gives them a mystery to solve. (S2 Ep 5)
08:30 Emmerdale Lawrence comes face to face with his past. Robert makes a decision. Belle is smitten.
08:25 Tracy Beaker Returns 6/13. Elektra: Drama set in a children's home. New girl Elektra starts a frightening club at the dumping ground. And why are Tracy and Sapphire dressed as giant sausages? Also in HD. [AD,S]
08:20 Charlie and Lola Look After Your Planet Children's animation with the brother and sister. The duo involve the whole school in a recycling competition that could land them a real tree to plant. [AD,S]
08:30 Rastamouse School Of Rock Stop-motion series featuring a crime-fighting agent. Bandulu is fretting because the orphans don't seem to be concentrating on their lessons. Also in HD. [S]
08:35 Paw Patrol Animation. Mayor Goodway calls on the Paw Patrol to rescue her twin niece and nephew from a tree and then look after them for the day! (S2 Ep 21)
08:40 Nelly & Nora 25/52. Hot Dog: Cartoon following the adventures of two Irish sisters on holiday in a caravan park. Nelly and Nora find a very hot and thirsty dog lost on the beach. Also in HD. [S]
08:45 Mr Bloom: Here and There Archaeology Mr Bloom helps young people with their green spaces. Mr Bloom looks back at where he's visited in Norfolk and meets all his Tiddler friends at an archaeological dig. Also in HD. [S]
 
09:00 BBC News Special: Election 2016 The latest news and results from the elections in Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland and local councils in England, with Gavin Esler in Edinburgh. Also in HD. [S]
09:00 Frasier Ski Lodge Frasier's plans for a family holiday end in a romantic farce involving the Cranes, Daphne, her friend and a ski instructor.
08:50 Bananas in Pyjamas The Submarine Animation. When the Bananas see a picture of a submarine and Rat explains that it is part of an advert, the Bananas decide to buy one - but they are in for a shock. (S2 Ep 28)
09:00 Toot the Tiny Tugboat Lenny's Light is Out Animation. Lenny is out of action when his bulb blows, but thick fog lands Pop in trouble near the rocks when he tries to deliver a replacement. (S1 Ep 8)
09:00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World... ...Records. Matt Edmondson narrates funny Guinness World Record attempts from around the world. This episode features the fastest time pushing a car fifty metres with a spear to the throat. S3 Ep10
08:55 Quincy, ME Snake Eyes, Part 2: Another case for the chief coroner of LA County. As the hotel death toll mounts, Quincy still lacks vital pieces of the puzzle. Meanwhile, the Mob makes a move. S2 Ep2
08:55 So Awkward 6/13. Love Machine: Comedy series about three socially awkward friends. When Lily worries that she and Matt might be incompatible, Jas creates a love machine. Also in HD. [AD,S]
09:00 My First Museum Preschool series. Harry is curious to hear about how things used to be in the past, so Mum and Nana suggest they visit a museum to find out more. Also in HD. [S]
09:15 Rip Off Britain: Food 10/10. A woman who spends a fraction of the price of an average weekly shop reveals her secret. Also in HD. [S]
09:15 The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical discussion show.
09:10 Bing House Children's animation. Bing builds a house out of the sofa cushions, and Coco decides it's the perfect starting point for a game of big bad wolf with Sula and Charlie. Also in HD. [AD,S]
09:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
09:30 Frasier Room Service When Lilith pays a surprise visit, powerful old feelings are stirred up in Frasier and some surprising new ones in Niles.
09:30 Psych Psy vs Psy Comic detective drama series. Shawn feels threatened when the FBI bring in a new psychic to help in the search for a counterfeiter. S2 Ep3
09:20 ROY 8/13. Roy and Me: Comedy drama. Roy and Becky have been arguing a lot lately and Maura needs some peace and quiet, so Gran and Grandad offer to take the kids away on a camping weekend. [AD,S]
09:20 Bing Voosh! Children's animation. Bing is vooshing with Hoppity around the garden, making him fly higher and higher. With one particularly enthusiastic throw, Hoppity disappears. Also in HD. [AD,S]
09:25 Wussywat the Clumsy Cat 24/52. Gentle: Preschool animated series. Wussywat discovers a cocoon and then a newly hatched butterfly, and learns the best way to be gentle is to 'not touch at all'. [S]
09:35 Twirlywoos 19/30. Balancing: The Twirlywoos find out balancing is harder than it looks when they copy a gymnast. Also in HD. [AD,S]
09:45 Something Special: We're All... ...Friends. 10/25. Wildlife Park: Justin and his friends feed animals at a wildlife park and Mr Tumble makes animal masks! Also in HD. [S]
 
10:00 Homes Under the Hammer Property renovation series. Dion is in Knotty Ash in Liverpool looking round a house in need of some care and attention, while Martin visits a house near Aberdare. Also in HD. [S]
10:00 Frasier Beware of Greeks Frasier must confront an old family grudge with Aunt Zora when he runs into his cousin Nikos, who is getting married.
10:00 Ax Men Battle for Survival Tension following the Suemez manhunt drives Papac's site boss to quit. Meanwhile, Pihl's rigging slinger is in the hospital, so his brother comes over to help. S4 Ep5
09:50 Naomi's Nightmares of Nature 7/10. UK: Naomi is in the UK, where she meets some hyperactive hares, a miniature mite that lives in an unusual and disturbing habitat and a titanic terror that is taking over ponds. Also in HD. [S]
10:05 Let's Play 17/26. Chef: Imaginative preschool show. Rebecca goes on a culinary adventure in a restaurant, where she must impress a tricky food critic. Also in HD. [S]
10:30 This Morning Morning magazine show featuring a look at the day's headlines.
10:30 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon visits Classic American in west Babylon, New York a restaurant which the chef discovers does not live up to its name. It's suffering from debt and the owners' lack of experience.
10:20 Royal Pains Game of Phones Medical drama series. Divya travels to Italy to tell her mother the big news and Evan tags along, much to the frustration of Paige. Hank tries to find Molly. S5 Ep10
10:20 Absolute Genius with Dick and Dom 9/10. Curie: Dick and Dom reveal the genius of Marie Curie, one of the most famous female scientists of all time. Inspired by Curie's genius ideas, they come up with their own. Also in HD. [S]
10:25 Mister Maker Around the World 12/26. Arts and crafts programme. Mister Maker tries to make some googly-eye glasses in Australia and finds out what can be created from an old cookie cutter in South Africa. Also in HD. [S]
10:45 Ruff-Ruff, Tweet and Dave A Flying Adventure Animation about three playful friends. Tweet takes some flying lessons. With a little help from her friends, Tweet learns how to improve her flying skills. Also in HD. [S]
 
11:00 Neighbourhood Blues 4/10. Documentary series following Somerset's neighbourhood police. An operation to reel in a suspected heroin dealer uncovers a house of squalor. Also in HD. [S]
11:00 A Town Like Alice Film (1956) Virginia McKenna and Peter Finch star in this Bafta-winning drama set in Japanese-occupied Burma, where the imprisoned pair meet. Will they rekindle their romance after the war?
10:55 The Chase Quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh. Four contestants must pit their wits against the Chaser, a ruthless quiz genius determined to stop them winning the prize cash.
10:50 Marrying Mum and Dad 2 10/10. Beach: Brothers Niall and Ethan want a beach-themed big day for their mum and dad. But mum has always dreamed of a church wedding. Also in HD. [S]
10:55 Tinga Tinga Tales Why Squirrel Gathers Nuts Stories about how different animals became distinctive. Lion summons all the animals to pull together and help find food for everyone in Tinga Tinga. Also in HD. [S]
11:15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series going behind the scenes at a GP practice in Putney. This week, the mental health of patients and GPs at the Practice comes under the microscope. (S2 Ep 6)
11:15 Dinner Date Dating series in which a person chooses three dates from a pool of five suitors based on the menus they have prepared. Today, Jemma from Birmingham selects three appealing menus. S1 Ep17
11:10 Magic Hands 15/30. The Sorcerer's Apprentice: Children's sign language poetry series. Donna and Simon discover The Sorcerer's Apprentice, by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe. Also in HD. [S,SL]
11:25 Four in a Bed B&B owners battle to be named best value for money. The first visit is to Edenmore Guest House in Ardrossan, Scotland, where host Hugh hopes his guests aren't the touchy-feely type.
11:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
11:20 Wolfblood 6/13. Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?: Drama series. Jana feels lost without her pack on a full moon. Her inner wolf has become bitter and angry, with the instinct to attack. Also in HD. [AD,S]
11:20 My Pet and Me 26/26. Pigeons: Series showing children what it really means to have a pet. Ferne visits Daisy and her racing pigeons. Also in HD. [S]
11:45 Oxford Street Revealed 10/10. Observational documentary series. An Oxford Street policeman has a shift to remember as he takes on dangerous cars, drunks and rooftop intruders. Also in HD. [S]
11:45 The Next Step 19/30. First Date: Reality-style drama following a group of dancers. Now that Emily is gone, the dancers decide to change the regionals routine. [S,SL]
11:35 Minibeast Adventure with Jess 5/20. Dragonfly: Nature series. Jess is down by her pond watching dragonflies. She shows how to tell the difference between them and damselflies and finds a dragonfly baby, or nymph. Also in HD. [S]
11:40 Waybuloo Bluebell Series set in the magical land of Nara. De Li thinks she has found a magical, musical bluebell. Each time she touches the bluebell, it makes a ringing sound! Also in HD. [S]
 
12:00 Election 2016 Huw Edwards is your guide as the votes continue to be counted around the country. Jeremy Vine and Emily Maitlis analyse the results as they come in. Also in HD. [S]
11:55 Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather.
12:00 Four in a Bed The competition continues at Grassington Lodge in Yorkshire, where host Diane makes the most of the area's Calendar Girls connections, and her eggs Benedict at breakfast are a huge hit.
11:55 Minder The Long Good Thursday Deprived of a nice little earner, Arthur is held captive in the lock-up by a prisoner on the run. S10 Ep10
12:00 Melody 6/20. The Lost Bee: Preschool mixed-media music show. Melody listens to Flight of the Bumblebee by Rimsky-Korsakov and goes on a bee adventure. Also in HD. [AD,S]
12:15 Bargain Hunt Lincoln Eric Knowles presents as the hunt for bargains heads to Lincoln. Twin sisters take on best friends as they compete to buy three items that will make the most profit. Also in HD. [AD,S]
12:10 5 News At Lunchtime National and international news.
12:15 Cowboy Builders Documentary series. Dominic Littlewood and Melinda Messenger pay a return visit to a couple in Southampton whose home the team rectified in 2013. (S10 Ep 4)
12:15 Emmerdale Chrissie makes a decision. Pete returns with some news. Ashley reflects on his choice.
12:10 So Awkward 6/13. Love Machine: Comedy series about three socially awkward friends. When Lily worries that she and Matt might be incompatible, Jas adapts some school software to create a love machine. [AD,S,SL]
12:10 Balamory Buddies Fun for preschool children. Spencer is planning to take children from the Balamory nursery to visit their buddies at the primary school, but he needs a buddy to help him. [AD,S]
12:30 New: Loose Women The panel welcome men to the panel for a one-off episode, as they are joined by Larry Lamb and Spencer Matthews, while Joe Swash is the show's roving reporter for the day.
12:30 Four in a Bed The competition continues at Manor Farm, Oxfordshire, where Andrew and Jeanette's rural retreat is too quiet for some of their guests. Will a trip to a crocodile sanctuary liven things up?
12:30 I Can Cook Honey Tea Loaf Katy welcomes young cooks into her kitchen to cook a teatime treat. They find out how honey is made and squish, stir and mix up a delicious honey tea loaf. [S]
12:45 Emmerdale Lawrence comes face to face with his past. Robert makes a decision. Belle is smitten.
12:35 Absolute Genius with Dick and Dom 9/10. Curie: Dick and Dom reveal the genius of Marie Curie, one of the most famous female scientists of all time. Inspired by Curie's genius ideas, they come up with their own. [S,SL]
12:45 Grandpa in My Pocket 12/14. The Sunnysands School For Pirates: Miss Smiley asks Horatio Heave Ho to help her run a fun school for pirates. Also in HD. [AD,S]
 
13:00 BBC News at One The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. Also in HD. [S]
13:00 Coast 6/6. The Secret Life of Beaches: Coast explores the diversity and delights of our beaches. Nick Crane digs deep to discover what it is like to live on Britain's most unusual beach. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:00 Four in a Bed The final visit of the week is to the George and Dragon in Princes Risborough, where landlords Ian and Elle hope an afternoon of ghost-hunting will put their guests in high spirits.
12:55 Storage Wars Jurassic Bark Following part-gamblers, part-antique experts who bid for the contents of abandoned storage units. Brandi and Jarrod find an odd item in a unit. S3 Ep23
13:00 My First Museum Preschool series. Harry is curious to hear about how things used to be in the past, so Mum and Nana suggest they visit a museum to find out more. Also in HD. [S]
13:15 Home and Away The arrival of an old flame spells trouble for Hunter and Olivia. Oscar's success with the ladies makes Skye jealous. Matt reveals that he has decided to quit university.
13:15 Totally Bonkers Guinness World... ...Records. Matt Edmondson narrates funny Guinness World Record attempts from around the world. This episode features the fastest time to eat ten chillies and the longest 'Riverdance' line. S3 Ep9
13:05 Naomi's Nightmares of Nature 7/10. UK: Naomi is in the UK, where she meets some hyperactive hares, a miniature mite that lives in an unusual and disturbing habitat and a titanic terror that is taking over ponds. Also in HD. [S]
13:10 Bing House Children's animation. Bing builds a house out of the sofa cushions, and Coco decides it's the perfect starting point for a game of big bad wolf with Sula and Charlie. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:30 BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London. [S]
13:30 Paul Hollywood's Pies & Puds 6/20. Paul uses cheese from Yorkshire, lavender from Kent and chocolate from Paul A Young. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:30 ITV Lunchtime News Alastair Stewart presents the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast.
13:30 Four in a Bed Emotions run high as the B&B rivals confront each other to discover what they've been paid, before the winner is announced.
13:20 Bend of the River Film (1952) Western. James Stewart stars as an ex-outlaw who is hired to lead pioneers through 1840s Oregon to establish a farming community. But betrayal lies in wait for him.
13:25 Storage Wars A Tale of Two Jackets Following experts who bid for the contents of abandoned storage units. In Hollywood, Barry proves he is willing to put his money where his mouth is. S3 Ep24
13:20 Bing Voosh! Children's animation. Bing is vooshing with Hoppity around the garden, making him fly higher and higher. With one particularly enthusiastic throw, Hoppity disappears. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:25 Wussywat the Clumsy Cat 24/52. Gentle: Preschool animated series. Wussywat discovers a cocoon and then a newly hatched butterfly, and learns the best way to be gentle is to 'not touch at all'. [S]
13:45 Doctors Mean Streets The family court makes a final decision regarding baby Nicolas. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:45 Neighbours Paige and John meet someone who knew him previously. Aaron tries to boost Xanthe's self-confidence. Ned is worried when Piper reveals she is doing a timeline of the explosion.
13:45 New: The Ellen DeGeneres Show US talk show. Julia Roberts talks about her new film Mother's Day. Also featuring sword swallower Alex Magala and four-year-old periodic table expert Brielle Milla.
13:35 Marrying Mum and Dad 2 10/10. Beach: Brothers Niall and Ethan want a beach-themed big day for their mum and dad. But mum has always dreamed of a church wedding. Also in HD. [S]
13:35 Twirlywoos 19/30. Balancing: The Twirlywoos find out balancing is harder than it looks when they copy a gymnast. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:45 Something Special: We're All... ...Friends. 10/25. Wildlife Park: Justin and his friends feed animals at a wildlife park and Mr Tumble makes animal masks! Also in HD. [S]
 
14:00 Election 2016 Huw Edwards is your guide as the votes continue to be counted around the country. Jeremy Vine and Emily Maitlis analyse the results as they come in. Also in HD. [S]
13:55 ITV News London The latest news and weather from London and the South East.
14:00 New: Judge Rinder Studio courtroom show in which criminal barrister Robert Rinder rules on real life cases.
14:00 Channel 4 Racing From Chester. Nick Luck presents the final day of Chester's May festival, with highlights being the Dee Stakes, another important Derby trial, and the Ormonde Stakes for older horses.
13:55 Storage Wars Texas Ka-Chingaladas! Reality series. Auctions in Garland bring a day of dashed hopes and comforting profits. A new buyer begins to unsettle some of the bidders. S3 Ep5
14:15 The Code Quiz show. Solo contestant Junaid from Manchester attempts to crack the code. Also in HD. [S]
14:15 NCIS Iceman Crime series. A marine who supposedly froze to death turns up alive on Ducky's autopsy table. As the team investigates his case, a link to Gibbs's past emerges. (S4 Ep 18)
14:05 Tracy Beaker Returns 6/13. Elektra: Drama set in a children's home. New girl Elektra starts a frightening club at the dumping ground. And why are Tracy and Sapphire dressed as giant sausages? Also in HD. [AD,S]
14:05 Let's Play 17/26. Chef: Imaginative preschool show. Rebecca goes on a culinary adventure in a restaurant, where she must impress a tricky food critic. Also in HD. [S]
14:25 Storage Wars Texas It's Always Sonny in Texas Reality series. The buyers head to Fort Worth, where a local auctioneer causes controversy when he joins as bidder. S3 Ep6
14:30 All Over the Place: Australia 10/15. Series about the most unusual places in Australia. The team watch 70,000 little penguins waddle up a beach on Phillip Island. Also in HD. [S]
14:25 Mister Maker Around the World 12/26. Arts and crafts programme. Mister Maker tries to make some googly-eye glasses in Australia and finds out what can be created from an old cookie cutter in South Africa. Also in HD. [S]
14:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
14:45 Ruff-Ruff, Tweet and Dave A Flying Adventure Animation about three playful friends. Tweet takes some flying lessons. With a little help from her friends, Tweet learns how to improve her flying skills. Also in HD. [S]
 
15:00 Escape to the Country Wiltshire Jules Hudson helps a couple with a ?500,000 budget buy their very first British home. Also in HD. [AD,S]
15:00 New: Chopping Block Cookery challenge. Today's final is all about French inspired dishes. But with no recipes or demos to help them, which couple will leave with the coveted best cook title? S1 Ep20
14:55 Hogan's Heroes Drums along the Dusseldorf Classic American World War II comedy. Hogan and his henchmen attempt to blow up a truck carrying an experimental new jet fuel. S3 Ep30
15:00 Shaun the Sheep Lock Out Animation. While preparing for bed, the farmer manages to lock himself out of the house and is stuck outside in his pyjamas. He decides to spend the night in the barn. Also in HD. [S]
14:55 Tinga Tinga Tales Why Squirrel Gathers Nuts Stories about how different animals became distinctive. Lion summons all the animals to pull together and help find food for everyone in Tinga Tinga. Also in HD. [S]
15:15 Jesse Stone: Death in Paradise Film Crime drama starring Tom Selleck and Viola Davis. A small-town police chief heads to the city to investigate the murder of a local girl. (2006)
15:10 The Towering Inferno Film (1974) Classic disaster movie. Steve McQueen and Paul Newman play a fire chief and an architect trying to fight a raging fire in a massive new skyscraper, where many are trapped at the top.
15:10 Shaun the Sheep Cheetah Cheater Children's stop-motion animation. Pidsley the cat disguises himself as a leopard. Shaun, convinced there's a big beast on the loose, concocts a plan to catch it. Also in HD. [S]
15:15 OOglies Funsize 13/20. Stop-motion animation. The potato racers are crashing around the kitchen, the cavemen mushrooms' plan is foiled, and Stunt Tomato attempts an exciting escapology trick. Also in HD. [S]
15:10 Magic Hands 15/30. The Sorcerer's Apprentice: Children's sign language poetry series. Donna and Simon discover The Sorcerer's Apprentice, by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe. Also in HD. [S,SL]
15:30 Hogan's Heroes Is General Hammerschlag Burning? American sitcom. A Parisian cabaret singer, who is friendly with a German general, becomes involved in one of Hogan's espionage capers. S3 Ep11
15:20 Zig and Zag 9/26. Strictly Zig & Zag: Animated adventures of two aliens. There's a hole in Zig and Zag's wall and a trip to the mini-mart ends up with them dancing their way to a solution. Also in HD. [S]
15:20 Tilly and Friends Tilly's Story Animation. It's story time! Tilly is reading the most exciting story ever to her friends, but when she turns to the last page, it has gone! Also in HD. [S]
15:30 Timmy Time 25/26. Timmy Slips Up: Animated adventures of a lamb at nursery school. Everyone is excited when the frosty playground means that Timmy and his friends can have fun sliding around. [AD,S]
15:45 Money for Nothing 12/15. Junk makeover show. Sarah saves an old sofa, the remnants of a gatepost and an old canoe from being tipped in Surrey. Also in HD. [S]
15:40 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
15:35 Just Kidding Comedy show that puts kids in the driver's seat and lets them loose to concoct the most preposterous pranks. And who better to fool than unsuspecting adults? Also in HD. [S]
15:40 Spot Bots Spray Paint Children's sketch show. Lexi accidentally covers Cubi in spray paint. Also in HD. [S]
 
16:00 New: Tipping Point Ben Shephard hosts the quiz show in which four players take on an extraordinary machine in the hope of winning its 10,000 pound jackpot. S6 Ep100
16:00 Couples Come Dine with Me This episode comes from Ashford in Kent, where Francophiles Stephanie and Ian, the first hosts, amaze their guests by living in a tiny version of the Palace of Versailles.
16:00 Quincy, ME Hit and Run at Danny's Quincy uncovers a complicated case involving federal agents and the mob after a hit-and-run incident outside a bar. S2 Ep6
15:55 The Next Step Today I'm Getting Over You Reality-style drama series. Members of A-Troupe pair with B-Troupe to perform duets. Stephanie struggles to resist falling into old habits with Beth. Also in HD. [S]
16:00 Swashbuckle 14/26. Sinker's Banquet: Pirate-themed game show. Swashbucklers Katie, Matilda, Finlay and Tor, take on the Sandy Scramble and Tumbly Barrel games in pursuit of Gem's jewels. Also in HD. [S]
16:30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 20/20. After a week-long battle between antiques experts Philip Serrell and David Harper, who will be the overall winner? Also in HD. [S]
16:20 Newsround Topical news magazine for children. [S]
16:30 New: Copycats Two families battle it out in a range of games. Alfie's team from Vale of Glamorgan go up against Liani's team from east London. Also in HD. [S]
16:20 New: Messy Goes to OKIDO Mayor Force One Exploring science questions. Messy gets to fly Mayor Oki's plane, but he crash lands it in a tree! Luckily, robots fly to the rescue. [S]
16:30 Nina and the Neurons: Brilliant... ...Bodies. 25/25. Fingertips Feel: Nina investigates how fingertips feel things, with the help of Felix, her touch neuron. Also in HD. [S]
16:45 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues filmed in front of a studio audience.
16:45 Peter Rabbit The Tale of the Fierce Bad Rabbit Animated series. Peter and his friends set out to taste the sweetest dandelions, only to find that they're protected by a mean character! Also in HD. [AD,S]
 
17:00 New: The Chase Quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh. Phillip, Anthony, Dani and Gaynor must pit their wits against the Chaser, a ruthless quiz genius determined to stop them winning the cash prize.
17:00 Four in a Bed It's the final day in the competition and the fur flies as Jade tackles Matthew over feedback for The Bateman's Mill. The group thrash out their differences and the winners are revealed.
17:00 5 News At 5 National and international news.
17:00 Ironside Dead Man's Tale Police drama series. Ironside conceals a syndicate murder as a means of smoking out John Trask, a gangland chief. S1 Ep3
17:00 New: Matilda and the Ramsay Bunch The Competition Matilda Ramsay and her family are in LA to make food and have fun. Matilda and the Ramsays head straight to the beach, where they meet a surfing dog. Also in HD. [S]
17:00 New: Down on the Farm 2/5. Sheepdogs and Tractors: Preschool series. Storm meets some very special sheepdogs and a young gardener, while JB learns all about tractors. Also in HD. [S]
17:15 Pointless Quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by plumbing the depths of their general knowledge to come up with the answers no-one else can think of. Also in HD. [S]
17:15 CBBC Official Chart Show Live from BBC Radio 1's world-famous studios, Cel Spellman counts down the weekly official chart. Also in HD. [S]
17:15 Meet the Pups 2/10. Series following a litter of puppies from birth to rehoming. We visit our furry friends ten days after they were first born. They are getting bigger and stronger. Also in HD. [S]
17:30 Shipping Wars UK As Dave and Jenny deliver the giant fish to an expectant crowd, it's time to find out the winner of 'Transporter of the Week'. (S3 Ep5/20)
17:30 Neighbours Paige and John meet someone who knew him previously. Aaron tries to boost Xanthe's self-confidence. Ned is worried when Piper reveals she is doing a timeline of the explosion.
17:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
17:25 Our Family Sylvan's Knight Adventure Preschool series. Five-year-old Sylvan decides he wants to be a knight after visiting a castle with his family. Also in HD. [S]
17:45 New: Scream Street Lost Looks Animated series. Luke ignores instructions and loses something of great importance to Eefa. When Otto gets his hands on it, the gang try to get it back in time. Also in HD. [S]
17:35 Gigglebiz 19/25. Comedy sketch show for younger viewers. DIY enthusiast DIY Dan builds a birdbath for all the little garden birds. Also in HD. [S]
 
18:00 BBC News at Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. Also in HD. [S]
18:00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on what is probably the greatest quiz team in Britain, made up of some of the country's top quizzers. Also in HD. [S]
18:00 ITV News London A round-up of all the latest news in London and the South East, plus features, sport and local weather.
18:00 The Simpsons The Real Housewives of Fat Tony Marge's sister Selma and Fat Tony fall in love and marry after a whirlwind courtship. Bart realises he has a gift for detecting truffles by their smell.
18:00 Home and Away The arrival of an old flame spells trouble for Hunter and Olivia. Oscar's success with the ladies makes Skye jealous. Matt reveals that he has decided to quit university.
17:50 Take Me Out Hilarious dating show hosted by Paddy McGuinness. Hoping to impress the ladies this time are Arry from London, Richard from West Yorkshire, Ed from London and Aran from Manchester. S6 Ep6
18:00 Storage Wars Texas Stowe-Age Wars Reality series. Ricky and Bubba's auction rival arrives in Mesquite, where a struggling Victor is keen to find himself a bargain. S3 Ep7
18:00 New: Zig and Zag 10/26. Toddler Trouble: Animated adventures of two aliens on Earth. Zig and Zag become parents to a talking doll in a bid to gain access to a toddler's playground. Also in HD. [S]
17:50 Sarah & Duck 14/40. Doubles: Animation. Sarah and her best friend Duck embark on simple but exciting adventures. Sarah and Duck try to play a tennis doubles match, but are two players short. Also in HD. [AD,S]
18:00 Charlie and Lola CBeebies Bedtime Hour. I Must Take Completely Everything: Children's animation with the siblings. Lola packs things for a sleepover, but disaster strikes when she forgets the suitcase. [AD,S]
18:10 Endangered Species 21/52. Flashloose Fever: The animated adventures of three animal friends. When Merl bans dancing in the stump, Pickle and Gull protest, dance musical-style. Also in HD. [S]
18:10 Waybuloo CBeebies Bedtime Hour. Frog: De Li finds a frog in her garden and it makes a very strange and funny sound. Also in HD. [S]
18:30 BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London. [S]
18:30 The Hairy Bikers' Pubs That... ...Built Britain. Carlisle: The Hairy Bikers discover a WWI scheme designed to put a stop to drunken behaviour. Also in HD. [AD,S]
18:30 ITV Evening News Alastair Stewart and Charlene White present the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast.
18:30 Hollyoaks Frankie tries everything in her power to keep Alfie and Jade apart but does the teenager need her soulmate more than Frankie realises? Leela asks Cameron to cover for her at The Loft.
18:30 5 News Tonight National and international news.
18:20 The Core Film (2003) Sci-fi adventure starring Aaron Eckhart, Stanley Tucci and Hilary Swank. Can scientists save the planet when the Earth's core stops turning, causing widespread death and destruction?
18:30 Storage Wars Texas Built for Pleasure Not Speed Reality series. Bidders Lesa and Jerry play enjoy an advantage at auctions in Longview, where they clash with Jenny and Mary. S3 Ep8
18:25 Dragons - Defenders of Berk 14/20. Frozen: Animated series based on How to Train Your Dragon. Stingers infest Berk during an ice storm, and drive the residents into hiding. Also in HD. [S]
18:20 In the Night Garden CBeebies Bedtime Hour. Hiding in Flowerpots: The Pontipines set off for a walk and Mr and Mrs Pontipine lose the children. Which flowerpot are they hiding in? Also in HD. [S]
18:45 Danger Mouse The World Wide Spider Animated series. Danger Mouse has to face his only fear when Penfold accidentally awakens a gigantic spider. Also in HD. [AD,S]
 
19:00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Alex Jones. Also in HD. [S]
19:00 Nick Baker's Wild West 1/3. Coast: Wildlife documentary series where Nick Baker explores the south west of England. In the first episode, Nick discovers the natural wonders living around the coast. Also in HD. [S]
19:00 Emmerdale Holly causes trouble. Andy is frustrated. Lisa makes a discovery.
19:00 Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather.
19:00 New: The Gadget Show Action-packed consumer show. The team provide access-all-area coverage of the Gadget Show Live event, where Jon becomes the subject of a record-breaking 3D-printing attempt. (S23 Ep 11)
18:58 This Is BBC Four This is BBC Four. Programmes start at 7.00pm.
19:00 World News Today The latest national and international news, exploring the day's events from a global perspective. Also in HD. [S] Followed by weather.
19:00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World... ...Records. Matt Edmondson narrates funny Guinness World Record attempts from around the world. This episode features the heaviest train pulled with a beard and the fastest lunge mile. S3 Ep7
19:00 Pawn Stars Sticks and Stones Reality series set in a Las Vegas pawn shop. The boys eye up a letter from Napoleon, a set of 1940s police badges and an antique pogo stick. S7 Ep9
19:00 Horrible Histories 7/13. Historical sketch show. Joan of Arc gets a visit from an angel, a pirate captain makes his crew dress like ladies and Mrs Celt enjoys being a Roman on Historical Wife Swap. Also in HD. [AD,S]
18:50 CBeebies Bedtime Stories CBeebies Bedtime Hour. Simon Pegg - Stanley's Stick: An exciting story read by a special guest. Simon Pegg reads Stanley's Stick, by John Hegley. [S]
18:58 ..programmes start at 6.00am ..programmes start at 6.00am
19:30 A Question of Sport Sue Barker hosts the sports quiz, with captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell, and guests Nico Hulkenberg, Helen Glover, Hal Robson-Kanu and John Higgins. Also in HD. [S] Then BBC News.
19:30 Food Detectives The plain facts about our food. Alice Roberts investigates the claim that processed meat causes cancer and asks: how worried should we be about eating meat? Also in HD. [S]
19:30 Coronation Street Has Todd caught Phelan out? Steve plans to give Michelle a night to remember. Sarah's paranoia takes hold.
19:30 New: BBC Young Musician 2016 5/8. Strings Final: In a hotly contested round, five talented young string players give their all, performing music ranging from Bach to Faure, Rachmaninov to Saint-Saens. Also in HD. [S]
19:30 Totally Bonkers Guinness World... ...Records. Matt Edmondson narrates Guinness World Record attempts from around the world. This episode features the fastest tightrope walk in high heels and the world's oldest base jumper. S3 Ep11
19:30 Pawn Stars Pawntridge Family Reality series. The team go wild for a collection of signed Metallica memorabilia and a first edition copy of 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. S7 Ep10
19:30 Operation Ouch! Dr Chris trains as a nurse on a ward full of robotic patients, and Dr Xand opens up the Ouch-Mobile - a drop-in clinic for all medical mysteries. Also in HD. [S]
20:00 EastEnders Ronnie continues with her mission to find Roxy. Kyle and Martin face the reality of their actions. Ian attempts to solve his problems, but will the plan work? Also in HD. [AD,S]
20:00 The Extraordinary Collector 1/6. Lord Rothschild - The Billionaire Collector: Gordon Watson views the latest additions to Lord Rothschild's art collection and sees whether there is anything he can add himself. Also in HD. [S]
20:00 New: Barging Round Britain with... ...John Sergeant. Lancaster Canal: John Sergeant enjoys the Lancaster Canal, which runs along the coast through the city of Lancaster. On the way, he marvels at the amazing Lune Aqueduct. S2 Ep3
20:00 George Clarke's Amazing Cabins... ...in the Wild. George Clarke looks at how nature and architecture can work well together, from a mountain-top ski lodge to a hobbit house built for only ?150 and his own wilderness cabin.
20:00 New: Henry VIII and His Six Wives Drama documentary series. Historians Suzannah Lipscomb and Dan Jones tell the stories of Henry's last two wives. (Ep 4)
20:00 Skyfall Film Action starring Daniel Craig and Judi Dench, 2012. A troubled James Bond returns from hiding to take on a chilling villain while protecting the MI6 boss.
20:00 Fifth Gear The motoring magazine show. Vicki Butler-Henderson celebrates nearly 60 years of the Land Rover Defender, and the team test the latest version of Mercedes' C-Class saloon. S1 Ep9
20:00 Epic Quick Blast 1/20. A quick blast of epicness where experts demonstrate how to do a cool street dance move, flick a card and do the front splits. Also in HD. [S]
20:05 The Next Step 19/30. First Date: Reality-style drama following a group of dancers. Now that Emily is gone, the dancers decide to change the regionals routine. Also in HD. [S]
20:30 MasterChef 25/25. It's the MasterChef final, and the final three amateur cooks have three hours to produce three exceptional courses in a bid to be crowned the 12th MasterChef champion. Also in HD. [AD,S]
20:30 Gardeners' World Gardening magazine. Monty visits the RHS Malvern Spring Festival where he is joined by Carol Klein and Chelsea gold medal winner Adam Frost. Also in HD. [S]
20:30 Coronation Street Steve and Michelle reignite their passion. Jason finds comfort in Gemma's arms. Kylie is alarmed by a jittery Sarah.
20:30 The Dumping Ground 7/13. Endurance: Drama series. A very long night ensues when two opposing Dumping Ground teams take up a bizarre telly challenge. Also in HD. [AD,S]
21:00 Rick Stein's Long Weekends 3/10. Berlin: Rick enjoys a long weekend in Berlin, where he samples some delicious seasonal creations. Also in HD. [AD,S]
21:00 New: The Secret Crime drama series based on true events. When Lesley inherits money and threatens to leave Colin, the situation forces Colin and Hazel to put their plan into action straight away. S1 Ep2
21:00 Gogglebox Britain's favourite opinionated TV viewers share their sharp, insightful, passionate and sometimes emotional critiques of the week's biggest and best shows. (S7 Ep12)
21:00 New: Ben Fogle - African Migration Wildlife documentary series. Ben follows the wildebeest herd as they tackle the dangerous currents and fearsome predators that lie in wait for them at the Mara river crossing. (Ep 3)
21:00 Elton John at the BBC Elton John's career tracked in archive from performances, interviews and news clips. [S]
21:00 Non-Stop Motion Pictures Action thriller with Liam Neeson, Julianne Moore, Scoot McNairy and Michelle Dockery. A terrorist threatens to murder passengers on a transatlantic flight. Violence.
21:00 Bear Grylls: Mission Survive Eight celebrities face a survival mission in Costa Rica. The team face their toughest mission yet - how to survive and travel in water through rivers, lakes and torrential rain. S1 Ep3
21:00 This is CBBC! Join the CBBC crew for all your favourite programmes, plus loads more! Tune into CBBC every day from 7.00am to 9.00pm.
21:15 FYI Daily A round-up of the latest entertainment news.
21:30 Have I Got News for You 5/9. Satirical news quiz. Regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host David Tennant and guest panellists including Phil Wang. [S]
21:20 Skyfall Film Action starring Daniel Craig and Judi Dench, 2012. A troubled James Bond returns from hiding to take on a chilling villain while protecting the MI6 boss.
22:00 BBC News at Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. Also in HD. [S]
22:00 Two Doors Down 6/6. Sitcom. Eric and Beth book a holiday, Cathy and Colin host a hot tub party, and Sophie receives her first baby scan picture. Also in HD. [AD,S]
22:00 ITV News at Ten Tom Bradby presents the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast.
22:00 The Windsors A double bill launches a brand new comedy soap opera, starring Harry Enfield, Hugh Skinner and Morgana Robinson, that imagines the royal family as you've never seen them before. (Ep1/6)
22:00 Eamonn & Ruth: How The Other... ...Half Lives. Eamonn Holmes and Ruth Langsford snoop around a mansion worth 20m, complete with its own bowling alley, golf course, football pitch, swimming pool and cinema. (S1 Ep 3)
22:00 New: When Pop Went Epic: The... ...Crazy World of the Concept Album. Rick Wakeman presents a documentary exploring the history of the concept album. Also in HD. [S]
22:00 The Glimmer Man Film Action thriller starring Steven Seagal and Keenen Ivory Wayans, 1996. A government agent is asked to resume his old role as a police officer to help catch a serial killer in LA.
22:25 BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London. [S] Followed by national weather.
22:30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines, with Evan Davis in the studio and Kirsty Wark in Scotland. Also in HD. [S]
22:30 ITV News London The latest news and weather from London and the South East.
22:35 The Graham Norton Show 7/15. Talk show. The guests on the sofa are British talent Tom Hiddleston, and Oscar-nominated stars John Malkovich and Samuel L Jackson. With music from Chvrches. Also in HD. [S]
22:40 The World Is Not Enough Film Spy action drama starring Pierce Brosnan and Sophie Marceau, 1999. Secret agent Bond must defuse an international power struggle as the world's oil supply hangs in the balance.
22:35 The Windsors The second episode of the outrageous new comedy soap opera about Britain's most famous family, from the writers of Star Stories... the royal family as you've never seen them before. (Ep2/6)
 
22:55 The Hotel Inspector Alex Polizzi tries to transform some of Britain's failing hotels and guest houses. In this episode, Alex helps a new venture get off the ground in Ramsgate. (S11 Ep 3)
23:00 Mike Oldfield: Tubular Bells A live studio performance from 1974 of Mike Oldfield's composition Tubular Bells, which had been acclaimed in the press as a unique achievement in popular music. [S]
22:50 Family Guy Petergeist Animated comedy about American family life. After Joe builds a new home theatre system, Peter builds a multiplex in his back yard and discovers an Indian burial ground. S4 Ep26
23:15 Artsnight David Baddiel David Baddiel travels to New York to investigate Thomas Carlyle's Great Man theory. Also in HD. [S] Followed by weather.
23:05 Rude Tube: Feasts of Fury This top 50 features some very funny food clips including the Pope popping out for a pizza, a cat cookery show and the rudest waitress in the world. (S10 Ep5/10)
23:05 Season of the Witch Film (2010) Action-horror. Medieval knights Nicolas Cage and Ron Perlman must take a suspected witch (Claire Foy) to a distant monastery to rid Europe of plague. Violence from the start.
23:10 FYI Daily A round up of the latest entertainment news.
23:15 The Glimmer Man Film Action thriller starring Steven Seagal and Keenen Ivory Wayans, 1996. A government agent is asked to resume his old role as a police officer to help catch a serial killer in LA.
23:20 Witless 2/5. Comedy series. The girls need to get Leanne's bag back from Patrick's house, and they discover a closely guarded secret. Meanwhile, there's a seedy secret in the police force. Also in HD. [AD,S]
23:25 The Genius of David Bowie A selection of some of David Bowie's best performances from the BBC archives, which also features artists who Bowie helped along the way, such as Mott the Hoople, Lulu, Iggy Pop and Lou Reed. [S]
23:20 Family Guy Sibling Rivalry Animated comedy series about family life. Stewie's half-brother and arch-rival Bertram confronts him, and they declare an all-out war for control of the playground. S4 Ep22
23:50 Eurotrip Film Teen comedy. An American high-school graduate (Scott Mechlowicz), having been dumped by his girlfriend, embarks on an adventure in Europe. Contains very strong language. Also in HD. [2004] [AD,S]
23:50 Later... with Jools Holland Music sessions from contemporary and classic artists. Guests on this show are Underworld, the Lumineers, Savages, Rationale, Marlon Williams and Beverley Knight. Also in HD. [S]
23:55 Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment.
00:00 SuperCasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel. For more information and to register visit SuperCasino.com.
23:50 American Dad! Wife Insurance Animated series about a hapless CIA operative. Francine fears that Stan has gone for good when he is kidnapped during a mission, but trouble emerges when he returns. S4 Ep15
00:00 The Snooker Mavericks A sports documentary which looks at how snooker was transformed by a string of colourful characters who captured the public's imagination pushing the sport into the mainstream. S1 Ep1
00:00 This is CBBC! Join the CBBC crew for all your favourite programmes, plus loads more! Tune into CBBC every day from 7.00am to 9.00pm.
00:10 CopLand Film (1997) Thriller. Sylvester Stallone plays a small-town cop who confronts a group of corrupt New York police who try to take over his town. With Harvey Keitel. Very strong language/violence.
00:25 When Pop Went Epic: The Crazy... ...World of the Concept Album. Rick Wakeman presents a documentary exploring the history of the concept album. Also in HD. [S]
00:20 American Dad! Stan Time Animated series about bumbling CIA man Stan Smith. Stan is offered pills that enable him to stay up all night and yet still feel rested, so he catches up on his hobbies. S4 Ep9
00:50 Question Time David Dimbleby presents topical debate from Manchester. [S,SL]
01:00 Jackpot247 Join the presenters live and play roulette on your telly. Find out how or join in now at Jackpot247.com.
00:50 Two and a Half Men Gumby with a Pokey US sitcom. Alan and Jake go on a road trip while Charlie is visited by the ghosts of girlfriends past. S7 Ep21
00:50 Scary Movie 2 Film (2001) Gross-out horror-comedy. The survivors of the original gather in a haunted house with their professor (Tim Curry), where they're chased by ghouls. Strong language/sex/drugs/violence.
01:00 The Boxing Mavericks Including footage and interviews with Muhammad Ali, Mike Tyson, Don King, Chris Eubank, Nigel Benn, Prince Naseem Hamed, Barry McGuigan, Tyson Fury and Carl Frampton. S1 Ep3
00:58 ..programmes start at 6.00am
01:20 Weather for the Week Ahead Detailed weather forecast. Also in HD. [S]
01:25 BBC News BBC One joins the BBC's rolling news channel for a night of news, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes. Also in HD. [S]
06:00 Breakfast The latest news, sport, business and weather from the BBC's Breakfast team. Also in HD. [S]
01:25 Mike Oldfield: Tubular Bells A live studio performance from 1974 of Mike Oldfield's composition Tubular Bells, which had been acclaimed in the press as a unique achievement in popular music. [S]
01:20 The Cleveland Show Ain't Nothin' But Mutton Bustin': Animated spin-off from Family Guy. Cleveland learns that Rallo has a natural gift for the rodeo-like sheep-riding sport of mutton bustin'. S2 Ep10
01:45 The Cleveland Show How Do You Solve a Problem Like Roberta? Animated spin-off from Family Guy. After Cleveland criticises Donna's parenting skills, Donna makes a decision. S2 Ep11
 
01:50 Europe: Them or Us 2/2. Voice of the People: The troubled history of the UK's relationship with Europe. Episode two goes behind the closed doors of Whitehall and Brussels. [AD,S,SL]
01:55 Sex Box Belgian sexologist Goedele Liekens gives guidance to a couple trying out bondage and explains why she thinks women like to be tied up. (Ep4)
01:50 Tubular Bells: The Mike... ...Oldfield Story. Documentary about Mike Oldfield, whose best-selling album Tubular Bells launched the Virgin record label. Contains some strong language. Also in HD. [S]
02:00 Hell On Wheels The White Spirit The Swede returns to town to help Lily with the railroad's accounting ledgers, against Cullen's wishes. Mickey McGinnes and his brother Sean expand their franchise. S2 Ep7
02:10 Ella Henderson: The Hot Desk Exclusive interviews with the biggest names in music and entertainment. Behind the famous desk today is chart-topping former X Factor contestant Ella Henderson.
02:20 Teleshopping Shopping from home.
02:25 WolfCop Film (2014) Gory werewolf horror-comedy about a small-town cop who has a transformative experience when he investigates occult happenings in the woods. Violence/sex/nudity/strong language.
02:45 ITV4 Nightscreen Text-based information service.
 
02:50 MasterChef 17/25. The nine remaining amateur cooks must each create one show-stopper dish to wow the judges and secure their semi-final place, with only the eight best reaching the next stage. [AD,S,SL]
03:00 Murder, She Wrote Murder Takes the Bus Murder mystery series. Jessica Fletcher and Sheriff Amos Tupper ride a bus to Portland, unaware that a murderer is also on board. [SL] S1 Ep20
02:50 Flowers Innovative new six-part comedy-drama starring Olivia Colman and Julian Barratt about the eccentric Flowers family who are struggling to hold themselves together. (Eps 1 & 2 of 6) [SL]
02:55 Elton John at the BBC Elton John's career tracked in archive from performances, interviews and news clips. [S]
03:00 Teleshopping Shopping from home.
06:00 Ax Men Alaska Series following the work of North American lumberjacks. Papac races to build an access road on Suemez Island in Alaska so that heavy equipment can move in to start work. S4 Ep1
03:00 This is CBBC! Join the CBBC crew for all your favourite programmes, plus loads more! Tune into CBBC every day from 7.00am to 9.00pm.
06:00 This is CBBC! Join the CBBC crew for all your favourite programmes, plus loads more! Tune into CBBC every day from 7.00am to 9.00pm.
03:10 Now That's Funny Family-friendly comedy clip show. The team takes a look at some unlucky beginners, honours the power and glory of the Dad Bod, and finds out if fails are funnier in 3D. (S2 Ep 5)
03:20 This Is BBC Two Highlights of programmes on BBC Two. Also in HD. [S]
06:00 Homes Under the Hammer Martin Roberts and Lucy Alexander visit a terraced house in Stoke-on-Trent, a property in Ramsgate, Kent and a mid-terrace in south Wales. Also in HD. [S]
03:45 The Food Chain This episode follows the journey of Suffolk Maris Piper spuds and much-prized Wiltshire truffles, to a chip shop in Barry Island and a select list of elite clients. (Ep5/6)
 
03:50 ITV Nightscreen Text-based information service.
06:00 Bottom Knocker Street Secrets Children's comedy series. M'Ginney reveals a secret passage that leads to the heart of Town Hall. The temptation is too great for the Bottom Knocker Street kids. [SL] S1 Ep16
04:00 Now That's Funny Family-friendly comedy clip show. Includes poor saps who are having a bad day, the National Ping Pong Championship, and a few false facts about animals, and the Stars of the Week. (S2 Ep 8)
03:50 This Is BBC Four BBC Four is the BBC channel for people who want more. More depth, more range, more to stimulate the mind. More daily from 7.00pm.
04:00 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
04:10 Kirstie's Vintage Gems Kirstie Allsopp shows how easy it is to make things for both the home and the important people in our lives. This episode features sugarcraft and a masterclass in perfume-making.
04:20 Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer play the generation game in Cambridgeshire, as they try to settle one extended family into two new homes. [SL]
04:50 House Doctor Ann Maurice provides home-improvement advice for properties that are proving difficult to sell. In this edition, she visits a cluttered house in Cradley Heath. (S6 Ep 1)
05:15 Fifteen to One Sandi Toksvig hosts the notoriously tough quiz as 15 contestants compete for the chance to be crowned Fifteen to One Grand Champion.
05:15 House Doctor Series in which Ann Maurice provides home-improvement advice for properties. The owners of a colourful property in Milton Keynes need to make a sale so they can move to France. (S6 Ep 2)
05:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
05:30 This is CBeebies! Welcome to the CBeebies channel. Programmes start at 6.00am.
06:00 Show Me Show Me 8/25. Jigsaws and Friends: Chris and Pui investigate and explore in their magical playroom in the sky. Chris and Pui look at all shapes and sizes of jigsaws. Also in HD. [S]
05:35 House Doctor Series in which Ann Maurice provides home improvement advice for properties that are proving difficult to sell. She focuses on an arty garden flat in London's Kensal Green. (S6 Ep 3)
06:00 Peppa Pig George's Friend Animated series about a lovable little pig. Rebecca Rabbit has a little brother called Richard who is the same age as George. (S2 Ep 6)
 
05:50 ITV2 Nightscreen Text-based information service.
06:00 Emmerdale Omnibus David takes drastic action. Aaron worries about Liv. Robert makes a decision. Andy is frustrated. [SL]