This week's UK TV & radio

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05:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
05:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
05:30 This is CBBC! Welcome to the CBBC channel. Programmes start at 7.00am.
05:35 Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. John Inverdale is in Dictionary Corner.
 
06:00 Breakfast The latest news, sport, business and weather from the BBC's Breakfast team. Also in HD. [S] Including regional news at 25 and 55 minutes past each hour.
06:00 Homes Under the Hammer Martin Roberts and Lucy Alexander visit retail premises in Devon, a flat in south London and a two-bedroom house in Perth and Kinross in Scotland. [S]
06:00 Good Morning Britain Breakfast show with the latest news, sport and weather, presented by Susanna Reid, Ben Shephard, Charlotte Hawkins and Sean Fletcher.
06:00 The WotWots Peak-A-Beak Alien animation. The WotWots try to draw some pictures in the dark, but it proves rather difficult.
06:00 Life's Funniest Moments Series featuring hilarious candid moments caught on camera.
06:00 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
06:00 Cheers Ma's Little Maggie Sitcom. Cliff dreads introducing his strong-willed girlfriend to his domineering mother. Rebecca suggests Sam tries some fertility-enhancing underwear.
06:00 Teletubbies Hanging Out the Washing Preschool fun, fantasy and education. The Teletubbies watch children hanging out their washing. They are out walking together when a clothes line appears. [S]
06:10 Igam Ogam Rain, Rain, Go Away! Prehistoric animation. Igam Ogam's games are ruined by a persistent little rain cloud.
06:20 The King of Queens Apartment Complex Doug and his pals rent an apartment to use as a secret hang-out. Meanwhile, Carrie goes to great lengths to please her newest client: Kirstie Alley.
06:20 Fireman Sam On Thin Ice CGI adventures. Sarah and James head off to a frozen lake to skate. But half way through their routine cracks start to appear and Sam has to come to the rescue.
06:25 You've Been Framed! Harry Hill showcases more funny footage filmed by viewers on their camcorders and mobile phones. Today's show features a bridesmaid bust-up, fun in the kitchen and a talking dog.
06:25 Cheers Unplanned Parenthood Classic US comedy series. Frasier and Lilith challenge Sam to keep a doll upon his person in preparation for fatherhood - and he loses it.
06:25 Pingu Pingu's New Kite Animated adventures of the clumsy young penguin. Pingu and Pinga's kite breaks, and their Grandfather helps them fix it. [S]
06:30 Me Too! Chatterbox Entertaining drama series about the parallel lives of parents and their children. Rudi needs to buy Jack a new jacket, but he needs to make enough money first. [AD,S]
06:45 The King of Queens Buggie Nights When Arthur brings bed bugs home from a holiday, Doug and Carrie are forced out of the house while a creepy exterminator gets to work.
06:35 New: Toot The Tiny Tugboat Stick in the Mud The animated adventures of a tugboat in his first year of service. Toot helps Bryan overcome his fear of getting muddy when Pop and Marge get stuck in the mudflats.
06:45 Peppa Pig Hiccups Animated series. Peppa thinks it's funny when George gets hiccups from eating his breakfast too quickly, but then the hiccups start spoiling their game.
06:45 Emmerdale Jimmy is left devastated at Juliette's admission. Marlon is reluctant to act on Laurel's advice. Charity tries to win back Noah's affections.
 
07:00 Call the Council 10/10. Series following council officers. Council officers come to the rescue of a whole street of residents who are worried for their health after a suspected chemical spill. Also in HD. [S]
06:50 Peppa Pig Bicycles Animated series about a little pig. Daddy Pig teaches Peppa to ride her bicycle without stabilisers - just like her friends.
06:55 Pip Ahoy! Pasty's Got Talent Animation. Pasty begins to feel inferior when his talented Spanish cousin Gonzalez comes to stay. Pip gives him some moral support.
07:00 Minder Another Bride, Another Groom The shady dealings of a loveable rogue. The last thing Arthur wants to do on his niece's wedding day is shift a consignment of pornographic magazines.
07:00 Arthur Falafelosophy Guest-star author Neil Gaiman helps Sue Ellen write a graphic novel. [S] Followed by Minuscule.
06:50 Baby Jake Baby Jake Loves Footprints The adventures of magical Baby Jake and friends. Baby Jake and Pengy Quin go on a snowy adventure following footprints. Also in HD. [S]
07:00 Cloudbabies Rainbow in a Knot: Animation. Rainbow gets tied in a knot before the star slinging. The Cloudbabies try everything they can think of to get him untied. Also in HD. [S]
07:10 3rd Rock from the Sun Sensitive Dick Dick is forced to take special training after he comes down too hard on his students and they complain about him. Harry escorts Vicki to her high school reunion.
07:10 Little Princess I Want to Be a Policeman Animated series. Little Princess does not like rules and decides that if she has to follow them, everyone else in the castle should too!
07:15 Coronation Street A jubilant Tracy prepares to marry the love of her life. Secretive Michael shocks Gail. Sinead stuns Fiz and Chesney.
07:10 Postman Pat: SDS Bernie the Parrot Children's animation with Pat as head of the Special Delivery Service, delivering anything, anytime, anywhere. Pat gets into mischief with escaped parrot Bernie. [S]
07:20 Mr Men Cooking Colourful animated fun from the Mr Men crew. In today's episode Little Miss Naughty makes dinner for Mr Quiet and Mr Grumpy.
07:30 Milkshake A look ahead to today's children's programmes, including competitions and dedications.
07:20 Sidekick Maxum Man Mark 2: Animated series. Eric and Trevor try to clone Maxum Man, but they end up with a half-human, half-hamster monster instead. Also in HD. [AD,S]
07:30 The Joke Machine 10/50. Children from two schools deliver their funniest joke. Bullion Lane goes up against Westborough. Also in HD. [S]
07:25 New: Dinopaws The Thing That Was Stuck Animation about three dinosaurs exploring their world. Bob bounces on a bouncy mushroom and gets stuck in a tree! How will Gwen and Tony get him down? Also in HD. [AD,S]
07:45 Close Calls: On Camera 10/15. Stories of brushes with disaster. Motorists struggle to save a woman trapped in her crashed car, and a young motorcyclist films his own lucky escape on a busy roundabout. Also in HD. [S]
07:35 3rd Rock from the Sun Will Work for Dick When an insulted Nina has had enough and quits, Harry becomes secretary to Dick and Mary Albright. Meanwhile, Sally decides she wants to experience childhood.
07:35 Thomas and Friends Wayward Winston CGI animation. While keeping an eye on some track repairs, the Fat Controller forgets to put Winston's hand brake on and he rolls off on his own causing mayhem!
07:45 Milkshake Bop Box It's Cold Kemi and Jen do everything they can to keep the cold at bay in this hilarious Country and Western inspired number
07:45 Coronation Street Will Rob and Tracy get their happily ever after? Michael endeavours to find his son. Maria asks Luke for his help.
07:35 MOTD Kickabout: Round-Up Catch up on all the latest results and news with goalscorers, the Premier League table and the stories making the headlines. Also in HD. [S]
07:40 Newsround Topical news magazine for children. Also in HD. [S]
07:45 Naomi's Nightmares of Nature 1/10. Alaska: Naomi Wilkinson heads north to Alaska to seek out more nightmares of nature. She comes face to face with a giant moose and takes a trip down the Chilkat River. Also in HD. [S]
07:40 Kate and Mim-Mim Snow Bowling Animated series about Kate and Mim-Mim. Kate and her friends go snow bowling, but the gang get trapped in an ice cave and Kate has to think creatively to get them out! Also in HD. [S]
 
08:00 Everybody Loves Raymond T-Ball Debra is upset when Ray fails to back her up in an argument with a competitive parent about 'unapproved' pretzels at Ally's little league game.
07:50 Noddy In Toyland The Fastest Trousers When Mr Plod accidentally spills some 'go faster' dust on his trousers, they zoom off on their own. Can Noddy and Mr Whiz's Suck-o-Matic save the day?
08:00 Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Gaston's Visit Impish animation. Gaston catches a cold, so Holly invites him to stay at the Little Castle. Soon Gaston is eating the king's food and sleeping in his bed!
08:00 The BSL Zone: Zoom Focus The End Moving drama charting, over 60 years, the introduction of 'the treatment', and the subsequent decline of deaf culture.
08:00 The Professionals Kickback While working undercover as a pair of fake hitmen, Bodie finds out that the former SAS friend who once saved his life now has his own secret agenda.
07:50 Q Pootle 5 Where's Ray? Space animation. When Q Pootle 5's delicious astronaut disappears in the night, Pootle thinks Ray might have something to do with it. But where is Ray? Also in HD. [S]
08:00 Octonauts 7/22. Jawfish: A mouthbrooding jawfish father has lost his eggs, so the Octonauts try to help. Also in HD. [AD,S]
08:15 A Taste of Britain 15/20. Oxfordshire: Food programme exploring specialities from around Britain. Brian Turner and Janet Street-Porter start the programme in the UK's oldest botanic garden in Oxford. [S,SL]
08:15 Peppa Pig Recycling Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and George help Mummy Pig tidy up the breakfast things. Mummy Pig teaches them how to recycle the bottles and newspapers.
08:15 The Cube Phillip Schofield presents the tense game show. Flight attendant Danielle is used to life's ups and downs, but how will she cope with the change of pressure inside the Cube?
08:15 Newsround Topical news magazine for children. Also in HD. [S]
08:15 Everything's Rosie How Rosie Mislaid Her Raggles Rosie lives in a playhouse with her colourful group of friends. Raggles runs off to hide, but Rosie gets distracted and forgets to look for him. Also in HD. [AD,S]
08:30 Lorraine Morning show. Aled Jones reunites with his old sofa buddy Lorraine to talk about his starring role in musical White Christmas and his new album.
08:30 Everybody Loves Raymond Traffic School Robert's traffic school students are so bored with his class that he is driven to practise his delivery on his family, who are even tougher critics.
08:25 Peppa Pig The Boat Pond Animated series. Peppa, her family and friends are playing at the pond with their toy boats. Everyone has a boat to play with except Rebecca Rabbit.
08:30 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
08:25 Pop Slam! Olly Murs v Katy Perry 1/10. Amberley Lobo delves into the lives of Katy Perry and Olly Murs as they both go head to head in three rounds. [S]
08:25 Chuggington Wilson and the Dinosaur Children's animation in which the trains talk, think and don't need drivers. Hoot and Toot pull a robotic dinosaur around town to promote a new exhibition. [S]
08:35 Toby's Travelling Circus Plunger Fun Animation. Clara and Freddo use a sink plunger for their new routine, but when Dolores takes it to unblock her sink, Freddo, Clara and Toby must go on a hunt to find it.
08:35 Timmy Time Timmy Wants the Beret Animated adventures of a lamb at his nursery school. Ruffy is wearing a beret and Timmy takes it. He also takes Otus's glove puppet and Mittens's wagon. [AD,S]
08:45 Little Robots 5/13. Knock Knock: Animation about Tiny and his friends, who create their own world on a scrapheap. Spotty and Scary are confused about which door is which at the Sparky Twins' house. [S]
 
09:00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 2/20. This edition of the celebrity antiques challenge sees Midsomer Murders star Neil Dudgeon take on Dame Diana Rigg with experts Catherine Southorn and Paul Laidlaw. [S,SL]
09:00 Frasier An Affair to Forget Frasier receives a call from a wife who believes her husband, a fencing instructor, is having an affair. Strange coincidence that Maris is now passionate about fencing.
08:50 Bananas In Pyjamas The Big Trick Animation. It's Rat's favourite day of the year - April Fools Day! A very happy Rat plays a trick on the Bananas and Teddies.
09:00 Tickety Toc Help a Friend Time Animation about twins who live in a cuckoo clock. Tommy and Tallulah are having fun helping their friends, but don't stop first to ask what their friends need.
09:00 Kojak Nursemaid Detective drama series. Kojak must persuade a witness to testify and then protect her from her deadly enemies.
08:55 The Story of Tracy Beaker Alien Drama series about a young girl and her life in a children's home. A spooky atmosphere comes over the Dumping Ground - what or who is behind the closed door? [AD,S]
09:00 Abadas Rush Pop-up book adventures with the curious Abadas: Hari the hippo, Ela the fox and Seren the bat. Hari, Seren and Ela play jungle adventure in the garden. Also in HD. [S]
09:15 The People Remember 1/5. Families at War: Wartime history series. Sophie Raworth and former army officer Andy Torbet meet former evacuee and award-winning author of War Horse, Michael Morpurgo. Also in HD. [S]
09:15 The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show.
09:15 Winners & Losers Eat, Pray, Love Mrs Gross's surgery is successful. Doug is offered a job in London. Matt is eager to get married, and Bec decides they should get hitched as soon as possible.
09:10 Dani's Castle 5/13. The Lying Game: Comedy series. Jimmy's best friend comes to visit and gets more than he bargained for. Leo tries to reassure Esme during a crisis of confidence. Also in HD. [S]
09:10 Bing Balloon Bing and Sula find a helium balloon stuck in a tree in the park. They both want to play with it at the same time so Flop makes two strings and they invent a noisy game. Also in HD. [AD,S]
09:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
09:30 Frasier Agents in America Frasier learns new lessons and tactics in the fine art of contract negotiations from his agent Bebe.
09:20 Bing Bye Bye Children's animation series. Bing plays enthusiastically with a new orange balloon and bursts it. Flop helps him put the fragments in the Bye Bye Box. Also in HD. [AD,S]
09:30 New: Mr Bloom: Here and There Seals Mr Bloom helps young people with their green spaces. Bobby and Arthur love living by the sea in Norfolk. After some crabbing, they take Mr Bloom seal spotting. Also in HD. [S]
09:35 All Over the Place 6/13. Space, Lawnmowers and Sumo Championships!: Ed Petrie and friends visit unusual and amazing places in the UK. The gang listen in on alien noises in Cheshire. Also in HD. [S]
09:40 Woolly & Tig The Hat Live action children's show. When Tig goes on an adventure down the river with her grandad she loses her favourite sailor hat. Also in HD. [S]
09:45 Something Special 20/20. Park: Educational series using Makaton sign language. Justin and his friends Ryan, Cameron and Delise have a lovely day at the park. Also in HD. [S]
 
10:00 Homes Under the Hammer Martin Roberts and Lucy Alexander visit a place with a low guide price in Derby, a three-bed semi-detached house in Kent and a property in Stratford, east London. [S]
10:00 Lorraine Pascale: How to Be a... ...Better Cook. 5/6. Travis Francis: Lorraine Pascale shows how to create meals for friends and family. Lorraine creates a menu inspired by a student's Caribbean roots. [AD,S,SL]
10:00 Daily Brunch with Ocado Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer present the new series that provides a hearty mixture of delicious recipes, the very best celebrity guests and some brilliantly quirky items.
10:00 Magnum P.I. Curse of the King Kamehameha Club Detective drama series set in Hawaii. Magnum investigates when a series of fatal accidents appear to be the work of an ancient curse.
10:15 The Chase Quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh. Four contestants must pit their wits against the Chaser, a ruthless quiz genius determined to stop them winning the prize cash.
10:05 Operation Ouch! 8/13. Series about the world of medicine and biology. The doctors perform an awesome experiment with wee to explain what it is made of and why our bodies produce it. [S,SL]
10:05 Show Me Show Me Farms and Feathers Chris and Pui explore in their magical playroom in the sky. Little Bo Peep comes up the lift to tell everyone she has lost her sheep. [S]
10:30 World War One - Beyond the... ...Trenches. 1/6. Race to Kamina: Uncovering the real story of the first Allied victory in World War One. Akwasi Sarpong travels to Togo in West Africa. Also in HD. [S]
10:30 This Morning Presented by Amanda Holden and Phillip Schofield. A look at the day's news headlines.
10:30 Little Charley Bear 6/13. Bear in the Woods: Series about a teddy bear with a big imagination. Charley and his friends spend the night camping in the woods. Also in HD. [AD,S]
10:35 Click A comprehensive guide to all the latest gadgets, websites, games and computer industry news. Also in HD. [S]
10:35 4 O'Clock Club 5/13. Laptop: Comedy. When Nathan's laptop mysteriously breaks down, Josh is the obvious suspect. Josh dodges the problem by suggesting Nathan borrows a replacement. [S,SL]
10:40 The Rhyme Rocket 10/20. Body: As the crew zoom through space they pass a poem by Michael Rosen. Also in HD. [S]
 
11:00 Call the Council 1/15. Series following council officers. In this episode, residents in a suburban street call the council after spotting raw meat hanging on a neighbour's washing line. Also in HD. [AD,S]
11:00 BBC News The latest national and international news, plus top interviews and analysis. Also in HD. [S]
10:55 ITV News The latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a local weather forecast.
11:00 This Morning Presented by Amanda Holden and Phillip Schofield. A look at the day's news headlines.
11:00 Come Dine with Me The latest cook-off comes from West Yorkshire, where first to host is 50-year-old, no-nonsense healthcare worker Bev Stewart whose menu includes fish fingers, and jelly and ice cream.
11:00 Across the Wide Missouri Film (1951) Western. Clark Gable plays a pioneering trapper who befriends the local Blackfoot tribes to open up their territory, but a traitor in their midst makes him pay a high personal price.
11:00 Fit 1/13. Sketch show for sports fans and lazy bones. A spelling mistake leads to a new game featuring flying puddings, and the results are in on the Athletix Factor. Also in HD. [S]
10:55 Alphablocks Kick The adventures of 26 lively letters who can make words come to life by holding hands. K can kick but C can't - so it's word-magic-for-goalposts and a kid keeping score. Also in HD. [S]
11:00 Mister Maker Comes to Town 6/25. Mister Maker takes to the road in his magical Makermobile in search of Mini Makers. Mister Maker uses scraps of paper to make an eye-catching stripy picture. [S]
11:10 Cowboy Builders Dom and Melinda go back to visit a mother and daughter in Camberley they helped out two years ago and check if the cowboy responsible is still up to his old tricks.
11:10 Royal Pains Comfort's Overrated Drama series. Hank face some stiff competition from Emily Peck, who is luring away his best clients. Evan goes on a fake date.
11:05 Minder The Birdman of Wormwood Scrubs Ex-con Ernie leaves prison after fourteen years with a quarter of a million stashed away in a bank. Enter the ever helpful Arthur.
11:30 BBC World News The latest international news from the BBC. Also in HD. [S]
11:30 Come Dine with Me Second to host in Keighley is 40-year-old computer engineer Adam Bolam-Peel, who has plenty of surprises up his sleeve - from Northumbrian pipe playing to a session of poetry writing.
11:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
11:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
11:30 Just Kidding 5/13. Comedy show that puts kids in the driver's seat and lets them loose to concoct the most preposterous pranks. And who better to fool than unsuspecting adults? Also in HD. [S]
11:20 ZingZillas Home A band of primate friends play music in their tropical island paradise. The ZingZillas decide to leave the island to go on tour. Also in HD. [S]
11:45 Close Calls: On Camera 11/15. A seven-year-old girl is swallowed up by the ground. Also in HD. [S]
11:40 Tweenies Prairie Dogs Playtime with the puppet people. The Tweenies enjoy their cowboy game, but it's not much fun for Doodles and Izzles. [S]
 
12:00 Daily Politics Jo Coburn presents the latest political news, interviews and debate. [S]
12:00 Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather.
11:50 Bear Behaving Badly Around the Flat in 80 Days Comedy series starring Nev the bear. Barney goes to Egypt and Prank moves in to look after Nev. Prank makes a mess of the flat and plans to blame Nev. [AD,S]
12:00 3rd and Bird 8/25. Costume Party: Colourful adventures of a group of birds who teach children social responsibility. Samuel wants to be an apple tree at the costume party, but Muffin eats his apple. [S]
12:15 Bargain Hunt Alexandra Palace Antiques challenge. Tim Wonnacott presides over the bargain-hunting action at Alexandra Palace. Antique expertise is provided by Kate Bliss and David Harper. Also in HD. [AD,S]
12:05 Come Dine with Me Image-conscious salon owner Rebecca Saunders has plumped for a 'Glitz and Glam' dress code as part of her evening in Keighley that also includes a mock makeover for everyone.
12:10 5 News at Lunchtime National and international news.
12:15 Sham Wedding Crashers Brand new documentary in which investigative journalist Paul Connolly goes incognito as a fake best man in order to halt a sham wedding. Will he succeed?
12:15 Emmerdale Jimmy is left devastated at Juliette's admission. Marlon is reluctant to act on Laurel's advice. Charity tries to win back Noah's affections.
12:10 Tommy Cooper Comedy and magic from comedian Tommy Cooper. In this edition, guests include Patrick Cargill and Trisha Noble.
12:15 Deadly 360 1/13. Birds of Prey: Steve Backshall recreates incredible hunts by deadly birds of prey. A common city pigeon takes on the fastest animal on the planet, the peregrine falcon. Also in HD. [AD,S]
12:15 Balamory Gymnastics Live-action series for preschool children, based around the small island community of Balamory in Scotland. Suzie Sweet's juggling and stilt walking is causing chaos. [AD,S]
12:30 Loose Women Lively lunchtime chat with the ladies and their celebrity guests.
12:35 Come Dine with Me It's the turn of Italian sales advisor Philomena Golenya to host in Keighley, and Charlie accidentally breaks the host's chair, while Philomena has to put out a fire in the kitchen.
12:45 Coronation Street A jubilant Tracy prepares to marry the love of her life. Secretive Michael shocks Gail. Sinead stuns Fiz and Chesney.
12:40 The Robe Film (1953) Drama. Biblical epic starring Oscar-nominated Richard Burton as a Roman centurion who wins Jesus' robe at the Crucifixion and finds his prize changes his life.
12:45 Snooker: Champion Of Champions Jill Douglas presents live snooker from the Ricoh Arena in Coventry as 16 of the biggest names in the game compete to be crowned Champion of Champions.
12:45 Super Human Challenge 1/10. Wim Hof - Extreme Cold: Tim Fitzhigham meets the humans who defy science and puts their powers to the test. Tim meets Wim Hof, who swims beneath ice in his pants. Also in HD. [S]
12:35 Waybuloo Puppet Show Series set in the magical land of Nara. Lau Lau is practising a Little Pip Show for the cheebies. Nok Tok loves Lau Lau's Little Pip puppets, so asks if he can play too. Also in HD. [S]
 
13:00 BBC News at One The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. Also in HD. [S]
13:00 Restoration Roadshow 1/20. Series devoted to saving treasured heirlooms from the scrapheap. In Stonyhurst College, Lancashire, furniture restorer Tim Akers revives some 300-year-old battle-scarred chairs. [S]
13:00 Abadas Rush Pop-up book adventures with the curious Abadas: Hari the hippo, Ela the fox and Seren the bat. Hari, Seren and Ela play jungle adventure in the garden. Also in HD. [S]
13:05 Come Dine with Me It's the final night in Keighley and last to host is Charlie Walker, who plans a night of extravagant entertainment with a 'Stylish with Swimwear' dress code and a hot tub disco.
13:15 Home and Away Jake has plans for Brax - plans that will require Andy's complete cooperation. Leah finally gets up the courage to talk to Zach. Evelyn's paranoia about Maddy starts to annoy Josh.
13:15 Coronation Street Will Rob and Tracy get their happily ever after? Michael endeavours to find his son. Maria asks Luke for his help.
13:10 Show Me What You're Made Of 1/5. Toys: Documentary series in which British kids experience work in factories. The kids are put to the test in one of Indonesia's biggest toy factories, stuffing toy pigs. [S]
13:10 Bing Balloon Bing and Sula find a helium balloon stuck in a tree in the park. They both want to play with it at the same time so Flop makes two strings and they invent a noisy game. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:30 BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London. [S]
13:30 Cash in the Attic 7/25. Series looking at the value of household junk. David and Carole hope to move into a cottage in Gran Canaria. They want to raise money for electrical goods and a garden makeover. [S]
13:30 ITV News & Weather Nina Hossain with the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast and all the news and weather in your region.
13:20 Bing Bye Bye Children's animation series. Bing plays enthusiastically with a new orange balloon and bursts it. Flop helps him put the fragments in the Bye Bye Box. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:30 Mr Bloom: Here and There Seals Mr Bloom helps young people with their green spaces. Bobby and Arthur love living by the sea in Norfolk. After some crabbing, they take Mr Bloom seal spotting. Also in HD. [S]
13:45 Doctors Scullery Boy Drama series set in a health centre. Karen discovers an uncomfortable secret, and Heston is horrified when an old enemy turns up at the Mill. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:40 Small Animal Hospital New show with John Barrowman, who meets pets suffering an array of ailments at Glasgow's University School of Veterinary Medicine. John visits a pig called Dudley who's been overeating.
13:45 Neighbours Chris returns to work, but is sent home early. Imogen helps Toadie to prepare for Josh's hearing and Kyle and Georgia scramble to delete the email that they sent Sheila.
13:40 Tracy Beaker Returns 5/13. Belonging: Drama set in a children's home. Tracy gets tangled up in Lily's plan to reunite Poppy and Rosie with their dad. Meanwhile a stray dog becomes attached to Frank. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:40 Woolly & Tig The Hat Live action children's show. When Tig goes on an adventure down the river with her grandad she loses her favourite sailor hat. Also in HD. [S]
13:45 Something Special 20/20. Park: Educational series using Makaton sign language. Justin and his friends Ryan, Cameron and Delise have a lovely day at the park. Also in HD. [S]
 
14:00 Dickinson's Real Deal Some of the best moments from the antiques series. Three stunning Worcester plates bowl Alison Chapman over, and a pretty plaque turns up for David Tupman.
13:50 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
14:15 Perfection True or false quiz show, hosted by Nick Knowles. If contestants answer all questions correctly and achieve absolute perfection, they will win a cash prize of 1,000. Also in HD. [S]
14:15 The Rockford Files 16/22. The Deuce: Crime drama series. Jury service leads to danger when Rockford stubbornly refuses to believe that an alcoholic is guilty of accidentally killing a legal secretary. Also in HD. [S]
14:10 Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. John Inverdale is in Dictionary Corner.
14:15 NCIS Secrets Crime drama. When a Navy captain is found dead with a costume under his uniform, NCIS uncovers a secret society of real-life super heroes and must track down the villain.
14:10 4 O'Clock Club 5/13. Laptop: Comedy. When Nathan's laptop mysteriously breaks down, Josh is the obvious suspect. Josh dodges the problem by suggesting Nathan borrows a replacement. Also in HD. [S]
14:05 Show Me Show Me Farms and Feathers Chris and Pui explore in their magical playroom in the sky. Little Bo Peep comes up the lift to tell everyone she has lost her sheep. [S]
14:30 Little Charley Bear 6/13. Bear in the Woods: Series about a teddy bear with a big imagination. Charley and his friends spend the night camping in the woods. Also in HD. [AD,S]
14:40 Just Kidding 5/13. Comedy show that puts kids in the driver's seat and lets them loose to concoct the most preposterous pranks. And who better to fool than unsuspecting adults? Also in HD. [S]
14:40 The Rhyme Rocket 10/20. Body: As the crew zoom through space they pass a poem by Michael Rosen. Also in HD. [S]
 
15:00 Escape to the Country Shropshire Alistair Appleton is property shopping in Shropshire with a couple of recent retirees. Also in HD. [AD,S]
15:00 Cagney and Lacey Date Rape Police drama series. Cagney and Lacey are assigned to a rape case in which conviction looks unlikely. When they drop the case there are disastrous consequences. Also in HD. [S]
15:00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show Comedian Al Murray and Scottish actor John Gordon Sinclair join Alan Titchmarsh for some afternoon chat while the Perfect Puds club celebrates the marshmallow.
15:00 Fifteen to One Sandi Toksvig presents the notoriously tough quiz show as 15 contestants compete to win a place in the Grand Final.
14:55 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
15:00 Shaun the Sheep The Magpie Animation. A magpie has nested in the big tree and is causing chaos by stealing everything around the farm. Shaun has to come up with a brilliant plan to outwit the bird. Also in HD. [S]
14:55 Alphablocks Kick The adventures of 26 lively letters who can make words come to life by holding hands. K can kick but C can't - so it's word-magic-for-goalposts and a kid keeping score. Also in HD. [S]
15:00 Mister Maker Comes to Town 6/25. Mister Maker takes to the road in his magical Makermobile in search of Mini Makers. Mister Maker uses scraps of paper to make an eye-catching stripy picture. [S]
15:15 Good Witch, Bad Witch Film Family fantasy sequel starring Catherine Bell and Matthew Knight. Good witch Cassie Nightingale's life is thrown into disarray when her cousin Abigail comes to stay. (2011)
15:10 League of Super Evil Send in the Clones Animation series. To get out of picking up after Doomageddon, LOSE create clones of themselves to do the dirty work. [S]
15:20 Ride the High Country Film (1962) Sam Peckinpah's classic western stars Randolph Scott as a lawman turned sharpshooter who plans to steal gold from a remote mining town. With Joel McCrea.
15:20 Sidekick This Hour Has 22,000,000 Minutes Animated series. Eric is caught in a time loop and is doomed to repeat the day unless he stops it. Also in HD. [AD,S]
15:20 Little Big Cat Diary 1/10. Kito and the Rain: The stories of lion, leopard and cheetah cubs living in Kenya. A storm is brewing and little Kito the cheetah cub doesn't like the rain and thunder. [S]
15:30 Raa Raa the Noisy Lion Raa Raa's Favourite Noise Stop frame animation featuring Raa Raa, who lives in the Jingly Jangly Jungle. Raa Raa is inspired by his friends to search for his favourite noise. Also in HD. [S]
15:45 Holiday of My Lifetime with Len... ...Goodman. 11/15. Famous faces recreate their childhood holidays. Len Goodman takes presenter and journalist Matt Allwright back to the towns of Teignmouth and Shaldon in Devon. Also in HD. [AD,S]
15:35 Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated Beware the Beast From Below Animated fun with Scooby-Doo and the gang. A hideous sewer beast is accidentally released from a radioactive barrel in the town of Crystal Cove. [S]
15:45 Tilly and Friends Tumpty's Present Animation. When the friends wake up, there are presents waiting for them on the doorstep. Lovely, shiny, exciting presents for everyone - except Tumpty. Also in HD. [S]
 
15:50 Who Do You Think You Are? 4/10. Larry Lamb: Celebrity genealogy series. Actor Larry Lamb sets out to learn about his biological grandparents, who gave his mother up for adoption as an infant. Also in HD. [AD,S]
16:00 Tipping Point Ben Shephard hosts the quiz show in which four players take on an extraordinary machine in the hope of winning its 10,000 pound jackpot.
16:00 Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. In a game-changing twist players could also double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough?
16:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
15:55 Splatalot Game show filled with medieval, messy madness. It's nation versus nation as ten patriotic teens storm the castle of Splatalot to represent their homelands. Also in HD. [S]
15:55 ZingZillas Zingbop 16/20. Going on a Hunt: The ZingZillas and DJ Loose show ZingBoppers how to dance to this episode's ZingBop song, Going on a Hunt. Also in HD. [S]
16:00 The Numtums Cafe Chaos Number learning series. The Numpups decide to start their own cafe so they can have termite treats whenever they want! Also in HD. [S]
16:15 Andy's Wild Adventures 6/20. Chimpanzees: Preschool wildlife series. Andy and Kip head to the jungles of Africa in search of chimpanzees. Also in HD. [S]
16:30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 11/20. Jonty Hearnden takes on James Braxton at a market in the oldest city in Belgium. Jonty tries to resist the lure of upholstery and James samples nettle soup. Also in HD. [S]
16:20 Newsround Topical news magazine for children. Also in HD. [S]
16:30 Help! My School Trip Is Magic 6/13. Undercover magicians surprise kids with magic tricks. Fergus's athletic magic stretches imaginations on a school trip to the athletics stadium. Also in HD. [S]
16:30 Time for School 1/20. Documentary series about starting school. The children are helping to clear up all the leaves that have fallen onto the paths and to find acorns to plant in pots. Also in HD. [AD,S]
16:40 What's the Big Idea? 5/52. Why Do I Play?: Preschool animation. Hugo finds out what play is, and why kids love to do it. There are so many games to play, Hugo could play his whole life! [S]
16:45 Mike the Knight Mike the Knight and the Gargoyle Animated series about a young knight in training. When she accidentally brings a stone gargoyle to life, Evie wants to play with it at first. Also in HD. [AD,S]
 
16:50 Great British Railway Journeys... ...Goes to Ireland. 21/25. Bray to Dublin: Michael Portillo observes the engineering feat involved in building the railway along Dublin's East coast and explores a Victorian jail. Also in HD. [AD,S]
17:00 The Chase Quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh. Four contestants must pit their wits against the Chaser, a ruthless quiz genius determined to stop them winning the cash prize.
17:00 Come Dine with Me This week's new competition is in the Isle of Man and first to host is 43-year-old riding school owner Michelle, who hopes to impress with a country themed menu of game pie and rhubarb.
17:00 5 News at 5 National and international news presented by Emma Crosby.
17:00 New: Wizards vs Aliens 3/5. The Quantum Effect Part One: Fantasy adventure drama. Tom is suspicious when Benny gets an invitation to help an eccentric scientist at the Brook Mill radio telescope. Also in HD. [S]
17:00 New: Tree Fu Tom Twigs' Tall Tale: Animated fantasy adventure show. Tom, Twigs and Chezz head out to find sparkle spores guarded by the legendary bigfoot beetle. Is the beetle real or just a story? Also in HD. [S]
17:15 Pointless Quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by plumbing the depths of their general knowledge to come up with the answers no-one else can think of. Also in HD. [S]
17:05 You've Been Framed! Harry Hill comes up with another boxed set of camcorder catastrophes. Tonight, kung-fu crotch kicks and bare-bottomed pensioners, plus an invitation for viewers to Frame a Friend.
17:10 Casablanca Film (1942) Classic drama. Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman star as ex-lovers re-united in the neutral World War II tinderbox of Casablanca, where only he can save her husband's life.
17:15 Cheers Bar Wars V: The Final Judgement: Classic sitcom set in a Boston bar. The traditional Hallowe'en pranks between the Cheers gang and Gary's Old Tyme Tavern get out of hand.
17:20 Flog It! 8/76. Clacton: Paul Martin is joined by experts Will Axon and Elizabeth Talbot in Clacton-on-Sea. Also in HD. [S]
17:30 Coach Trip Day six, Hannover. The tourists have their taste buds tickled by some rather unusual and exotic coffee beans before Brendan drops some shattering news as they arrive to play ice-hockey.
17:30 Neighbours Chris returns to work, but is sent home early. Imogen helps Toadie to prepare for Josh's hearing and Kyle and Georgia scramble to delete the email that they sent Sheila.
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17:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
17:30 You've Been Framed! Harry Hill narrates more camcorder catastrophes, including bridesmaids running riot and kids failing at sport. Plus Britain's most desperate housewives in Frame a Friend.
17:30 New: Extreme School 2 2/5. Hong Kong: Two boys from Manchester with a talent for getting in trouble enrol at a super-strict sea school in Hong Kong. Also in HD. [S]
17:20 Grandpa in My Pocket There Came a Big Spider Children's comedy about a grandpa who can magically shrink. Grandpa and Elsie make spiders for a puppet play, but Great Aunt Loretta goes into a panic. Also in HD. [AD,S]
17:30 Boj Mia's Pet Animation. Mia has a pet ladybird in a box. When Mr Cloppity explains that ladybirds need to fly free, Boj plants a mini Giggly Park outside Mia's house. Also in HD. [S]
17:45 Rugby Highlights: LV= Cup Gethin Jones presents highlights from round one of the LV Cup including extended highlights of Exeter v Gloucester and Saracens v Harlequins.
17:45 Old Jack's Boat 6/26. The Clumsy Giant: Sam and Ernie are building a beach hut. Jack offers to fetch a feather duster to clean it. Also in HD. [S]
 
18:00 BBC News at Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. Also in HD. [S]
18:00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on what is probably the greatest quiz team in Britain, made up of some of the country's top quizzers. Also in HD. [S]
18:00 ITV News London A round-up of all the latest news in London and the South East, plus features, sport and local weather.
18:00 The Simpsons Boy Meets Curl When Homer takes Marge out for a romantic evening at the ice rink, they are both intrigued by a curling team practising and soon find themselves hooked on the sport.
18:00 Home and Away Jake has plans for Brax - plans that will require Andy's complete cooperation. Leah finally gets up the courage to talk to Zach. Evelyn's paranoia about Maddy starts to annoy Josh.
18:00 Royal Pains The Hankover Drama series. Hank treats a patient who turns out to be someone who bullied him at school. Evan throws a bachelor party for Raj.
18:00 The Adventures of Abney and Teal CBeebies Bedtime Hour. Spring Cleaning: Abney loves spring cleaning. Teal and Neep just love springing! Also in HD. [AD,S]
18:05 Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated Dark Night of the Hunters Scooby-Doo and the gang unravel mysteries on their home turf. The team heads south of the border to search ancient Mayan ruins for a burial chamber. [S]
18:10 64 Zoo Lane CBeebies Bedtime Hour. The Story of the Jungle Pie: Kevin is a fussy eater, so Georgina decides to make him an amazing jungle pie. [S]
18:30 BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London. [S]
18:30 Strictly Come Dancing - It... ...Takes Two. Zoe Ball presents backstage gossip and behind-the-scenes action from the weekend. She chats exclusively to the latest eliminated couple. Also in HD. [S]
18:30 ITV News & Weather Alastair Stewart and Mary Nightingale with the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast.
18:30 Hollyoaks Holly is worried about her mother's behaviour. Ste lashes out at his family when he doesn't get the help he needs. Freddie puts his faith in Robbie with heart-stopping consequences.
18:30 5 News Tonight National and international news including reports, live updates and interviews. Presented by Matt Barbet.
18:25 Shaun the Sheep The Boat The Farmer asks Bitzer to help renovate an old boat, but a game of pirates takes over. Also in HD. [S] Followed by Shaun the Sheep.
18:20 In the Night Garden CBeebies Bedtime Hour. Where Are the Tombliboos' Toothbrushes?: Things are becoming lost and the Tombliboos' toothbrushes just won't stay put. Also in HD. [S]
18:45 Snooker: Champion Of Champions Jill Douglas presents live snooker from the evening session at the Ricoh Arena in Coventry. Commentary by Neal Foulds, Alan McManus and Clive Everton.
18:40 The Story of Tracy Beaker Drama series set in a children's home. Tracy cheekily smuggles a mystery boy into the Dumping Ground and a game of cat-and-mouse begins. [AD,S]
 
19:00 The Passing Bells 1/5. World War I drama. Two teenage boys - one German and one British - defy their parents to sign up. But their enthusiasm is tested when they get their first taste of battle. [AD,S]
19:00 Tom Kerridge's Best Ever Dishes 1/6. Crowd Pleasers: Tom Kerridge shows how to cook the best versions of the food everyone loves to eat. He serves up crowd-pleasing dishes, including pulled beef brisket. Also in HD. [AD,S]
19:00 Emmerdale Kirin gets Paddy's seal of approval. Charity suspects Ross has scuppered her deal. Jimmy is touched by Nicola's support.
19:00 Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather.
19:00 New: The Gadget Show Action-packed consumer show. In this special edition, the team are looking at exoskeletons. Amy visits MIT in Boston to have a look at a a super-sensitive bionic arm.
18:58 This Is BBC Three BBC Three. The best in new entertainment, comedy, contemporary drama and music for the digital generation. Stay tuned for 60 Seconds news.
19:00 Top Gear 2/6. Motoring show. Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May are in Italy to take part in a series of tricky challenges as they attempt to find the world's best hot hatchback. Also in HD. [S]
18:58 This Is BBC Four This is BBC Four. Programmes start at 7.00pm.
19:00 World News Today The latest national and international news, exploring the day's events from a global perspective. Also in HD. [S] Followed by weather.
19:00 You've Been Framed! Full Throttle Harry Hill unleashes some of the best clips from the archive, featuring thrill-seekers, show-offs and some really, really stupid men!
18:58 ..programmes start at 7.00am
18:50 CBeebies Bedtime Stories CBeebies Bedtime Hour. Chu's Day: An exciting story read by a special guest. Guy Garvey reads Chu's Day, by Neil Gaiman and Adam Rex. [S]
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19:15 Jumper Film (2008) Sci-fi thriller. Hayden Christensen stars as a 'jumper' who can teleport anywhere but finds himself threatened by the Paladins, an organisation that tracks and kills his kind.
19:30 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. Also in HD. [S] Then BBC News.
19:30 Children's Hospital: The Chaplains 2/6. Documentary series. At Birmingham Children's Hospital, the chaplains support a father stepping in to save his baby daughter's life by donating a part of his own liver. Also in HD. [S]
19:30 Coronation Street Is the game up for Rob? Tony works his magic on Liz. Audrey plays matchmaker.
19:30 Great British Railway Journeys 1/25. Brighton to Crystal Palace: Michael finds out about Brighton's aquarium and discovers the Crystal Palace's wonders. Also in HD. [AD,S]
20:00 EastEnders Dot demands an explanation from her family. Scared that she is being followed by Lucy's killer, Lauren asks DC Emma Summerhayes for help. Abi and Lauren come to blows. Also in HD. [AD,S]
20:00 University Challenge The last of the two highest-scoring loser matches sees two teams get a second chance to make it to the second round. Jeremy Paxman asks the questions. Also in HD. [S]
20:00 Countrywise Rural series. Paul Heiney goes back to his farming roots ploughing with Suffolk Punch horses, and Ben Fogle is learning how to captain wherry boats in the Norfolk Broads.
20:00 Rice: How Safe Is Our Food? Channel 4 Dispatches Some leading scientists are warning that some types of commonly consumed rice contain worrying levels of naturally occurring arsenic. Morland Sanders investigates.
19:55 5 News Update National and international news.
20:00 Twin Towers: The Missing Evidence Twin Towers Brand new conspiracy documentary looking at some ideas that dispute the official findings into the events of September 11th 2001.
20:00 Junior Paramedics 7/7. Series following the lives of student paramedics. The final episode relives the highs and lows of their placements and sees how far they have progressed and grown in confidence. Also in HD. [S]
20:00 The Golden Age of Trams: A... ...Streetcar Named Desire. Documentary exploring how the tram liberated overcrowded cities, mapping its journey from horse-drawn carriage on rails to steam and then electric power. [S]
20:00 Two and a Half Men Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor American sitcom. Charlie and Jake convince Alan to get a makeover after discovering Judith has changed her image and is dating again.
20:30 The Fake Sheikh Exposed - Panorama Panorama's John Sweeney investigates claims that journalist Mazher Mahmood, known as the Fake Sheikh, created crimes and fabricated evidence. Also in HD. [S]
20:30 Only Connect 10/27. Wandering Minstrels v Chessmen: Two more teams of first-round losers return for another chance at progressing. Also in HD. [S]
20:30 Coronation Street Will Tracy throw caution to the wind? Maria has a disastrous day. Michael is on the hunt.
20:30 Sarah Beeny's How to Sell Your... ...Home Sarah meets Mark and Lucy in Gidea Park, Essex, who need to sell their Edwardian home. And in Thames Ditton, Mark needs help selling his flat so he can move to the south coast.
20:30 Two and a Half Men Camel Filters and Pheromones American sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in. The boys are distracted by Berta's granddaughter.
21:00 Gareth's All Star Choir 1/2. Gareth Malone brings together a choir of celebrities to release a single for Children in Need. In the first of this two-part documentary, the challenge they face becomes clear. Also in HD. [S]
21:00 Intruders 3/8. Time Has Come Today: Amy is back from Seattle, but Jack's relief is short-lived. Contains some violence and some upsetting scenes. Also in HD. [AD,S]
21:00 Grantchester Drama series set in 1953. Sidney and Geordie go for a night out at Johnny Johnson's London jazz club, but soon discover that policemen and clergymen can never truly be off duty.
21:00 Make Leicester British This new documentary brings together four British citizens and four recent migrants in Leicester to explore the topics of immigration, integration, community and British identity.
21:00 New: Gotham Arkham US drama series. James and Bullock go on the search of a hitman who has been hired to influence the council's decision as to who should develop the old Arkham Asylum.
21:00 New: Hotel of Mum and Dad 6/6. Couples living with their parents or in-laws test drive their own place. Emily and Jacob in Leighton Buzzard and Danny and Sophie in Stevenage get to try independent living. Also in HD. [S]
21:00 New: The Art of Gothic:... ...Britain's Midnight Hour. 3/3. Blood for Sale: Gothic Goes Global: How the language of Gothic increasingly came to encapsulate the 20th century's horrors. Also in HD. [AD,S]
21:00 Tricked: More Favourite Tricks Hidden camera magic show starring Ben Hanlin. Ben looks back at the best moments from the second series, including the most popular celebrity wind-ups.
21:00 The Debt Film (2010) Thriller about an Israeli mission to capture a Nazi war criminal, and its effects 30 years later on those involved. With Helen Mirren and Sam Worthington. Violence/strong language.
21:45 Some Boffins with Jokes Why did the quantum physicist cross the road? Some of Britain's keenest minds and brightest brains share the jokes that have them rolling in the labs. [S]
 
22:00 BBC News at Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. Also in HD. [S]
22:00 Never Mind the Buzzcocks 5/13. Anarchic pop quiz. Host Rhod Gilbert and team captains Noel Fielding and Phill Jupitus are joined by comedian Paul Foot, DJ Sara Cox, musician Adam Ant and rapper Fuse ODG. Also in HD. [S]
22:00 ITV News at Ten & Weather Mark Austin and Julie Etchingham with the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast and all the news and weather in your region.
22:00 New: Under The Dome Black Ice Drama series. As temperatures inside the Dome plummet to freezing, Julia is gravely injured and Lyle returns with a chilling prophesy of the future.
22:00 Live at the Apollo 2/6. Stand-up comedy from London's Hammersmith Apollo. Lee Mack, star of sitcom Not Going Out, presents US comic Rich Hall and Scotland's Danny Bhoy. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S]
22:00 The Mummy Film Horror. In 1895, an archaeological team discovers the tomb of an Egyptian princess. The tomb is guarded by a mummy which will avenge all who desecrate the site. Also in HD. [1959] [S]
22:00 Plebs The Race Sitcom set in ancient Rome. Marcus and Stylax try to raise 3,000 denarii to avoid the girls being deported. Grumio visits Landlord in prison through a sewage pipe.
22:25 BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London. [S] Followed by national weather.
22:30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Evan Davis. Also in HD. [S] Followed by weather.
22:30 EastEnders Dot demands an explanation from her family. Scared that she is being followed by Lucy's killer, Lauren asks DC Emma Summerhayes for help. Abi and Lauren come to blows. Also in HD. [AD,S]
22:30 Dapper Laughs: On the Pull Dating show with a difference. This time, the outrageous Dapper Laughs helps out the bold but brash Faris. Will he follow the comedian's advice and find the lady of his dreams?
22:35 Have I Got a Bit More News for You 5/11. The extended version of the popular satirical news quiz with captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest host Damian Lewis and guest panellists Andy Hamilton and Roisin Conaty. Also in HD. [S]
22:40 The Agenda ITV News political editor Tom Bradby is joined by big names from government, news and entertainment to take a fresh look at what lies ahead.
22:35 Toast of London Match Fit The award-winning comedy returns. Toast (Matt Berry) accepts Ed's invitation to the Celebrities and Prostitutes Blow Football Tournament and becomes obsessed with winning.
 
22:55 Once Upon A Time In Mexico Film Action thriller starring Antonio Banderas and Salma Hayek. Heroic hitman El Mariachi returns to thwart a drug baron's plot to overthrow Mexico's president. (2003)
23:00 Family Guy 18/21. April in Quahog: Animated comedy. When the news announces that Earth will be destroyed in 24 hours, everyone goes crazy living out their last day. Contains adult humour. [S]
23:00 Viral Tap Caroline Flack hosts the comedy show which searches for the best online clips and viral videos. With Matt Richardson, Carly Smallman and a special guest.
23:15 Trust Me, I'm a Doctor 3/3. Going behind the headlines to answer health questions. Does caffeine really help us to stay alert and what are the alternatives? Ways to boost our brains are put to the test. Also in HD. [S]
23:05 The IT Crowd Yesterday's Jam In the very first episode, new recruit Jen is appointed head of the IT department, but her staff Moss and Roy soon discover that she knows nothing about computers.
23:15 Role Models Film (2008) Comedy. Two irresponsible salesmen (Paul Rudd and Seann William Scott) are forced to act as unlikely mentors to two wayward kids. Strong language/adult humour.
23:15 Bundesliga Football Highlights Highlights from Germany's premier football league presented by Isabella Muller-Reinhardt.
23:20 Citizen Khan 1/7. Naani's Return: Family sitcom. Mr Khan is over-the-moon when he learns that his mother-in-law wants to move into a home - until he realises that she may be worth some money. Also in HD. [AD,S]
23:20 The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan welcomes Keira Knightley, Paul Hollywood, Gareth Thomas and Paul Merton. There is also music from one of this year's biggest bands, London Grammar.
23:25 Family Guy 19/21. The Splendid Source: Animated comedy. Peter and his friends venture outside Quahog in an attempt to track down the mythical source of all dirty jokes. Contains adult humour. [S]
23:25 Detectorists 5/6. Even though Andy, Lance, Becky and Sophie are barely talking to each other, their secrets are on the verge of being revealed. Contains very strong language. Also in HD. [AD,S]
23:40 NFL: The American Football Show Vernon Kay presents all the action from Week 9 of the NFL, including the Ravens v Steelers grudge match, the Cardinals' visit to the Cowboys and the Broncos' clash with the Patriots.
23:45 American Dad! 16/18. The Kidney Stays in the Picture: When Francine and Hayley meet up with a wild friend for a drink, they drink so much that Hayley's kidneys fail. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S]
23:45 The Job Lot Sitcom set in a West Midlands job centre. A Saturday health and wellbeing workshop with a neighbouring branch makes Karl much more relaxed than he wants to be.
 
23:50 The Graham Norton Show 6/22. Graham is joined by actors Matthew McConaughey and Anne Hathaway, creator of TV show Girls, Lena Dunham, comedian Micky Flanagan and musical guest Sia, who performs Chandelier. Also in HD. [S]
23:55 Architects of the Divine: The... ...First Gothic Age. Dr Janina Ramirez looks back at the 14th century, when craftsmen created the Perpendicular Gothic, a new form of architecture that was to be Britain's first cultural style. [S]
00:15 The Apprentice 4/14. Online Video Channel: The candidates are set a 21st-century task by Lord Sugar - creating their own video channels to go live on the world's largest video sharing site, YouTube. [S,SL]
00:10 American Dad! 17/18. Ricky Spanish: Roger finds a forgotten costume for a character of which he has no recollection. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S]
00:15 Rugby Highlights: LV= Cup Gethin Jones presents highlights from round one of the LV Cup including extended highlights of Exeter v Gloucester and Saracens v Harlequins.
00:25 Jackpot247 Join the presenters live and play roulette on your telly. Find out how or join in now at Jackpot247.com.
00:30 Hotel of Mum and Dad 6/6. Couples living with their parents or in-laws test drive their own place. Emily and Jacob in Leighton Buzzard and Danny and Sophie in Stevenage get to try independent living. Also in HD. [S]
00:20 Two and a Half Men Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor American sitcom. Charlie and Jake convince Alan to get a makeover after discovering Judith has changed her image and is dating again.
00:35 Soul Men Film The death of their former band leader prompts two feuding soul singers to reluctantly reunite to perform at a tribute gig. Contains very strong language. Also in HD. [2008] [S]
00:35 Secret Millionaire USA Wealthy property developer Marc Paskin leaves behind his peaceful beachfront life in San Diego to make a difference to those less fortunate than him in Detroit.
00:45 Two and a Half Men Camel Filters and Pheromones American sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in. The boys are distracted by Berta's granddaughter.
 
00:50 Campus P.D. Chico Couple in Costume Documentary series. In Tallahassee, Officer Jeter gets a call about a possible assault and finds an unconscious male lying on the pavement.
00:55 David Bowie and the Story of... ...Ziggy Stardust. Documentary telling the story of how David Bowie arrived at one of the most iconic creations in pop history, Ziggy Stardust. Contains some strong language. Also in HD. [AD,S]
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01:15 This Is BBC Two Highlights of programmes on BBC Two. [S]
01:10 SuperCasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel. For more information and to register visit www.SuperCasino.com.
01:05 Two and a Half Men If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Jake and Judith are strongly influenced by Charlie's female surfer friend.
01:10 Like You Know It All Film (2009) Drama from South Korean director Hong Sang-soo. A film director's drinking session with old friends goes badly wrong, but indirectly leads to the promise of romance. In Korean/subs.
01:15 Motorsport UK More top British motorsport from Silverstone with action from the Ginetta Junior Championship and the Formula Ford Championship. Commentary by Richard John Neil.
01:25 Kaksparsh Indian Film Season Marathi Cinema: Period drama exploring themes of sacrifice, duty and morality via the life and loves of a Brahmin family in the 1930s. In Marathi/subs. Violence.
01:30 People Like Us 1/4. Single mum and determined job hunter Sade always dresses to impress. Also in HD. [S]
01:30 Two and a Half Men Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers without a Snootful American sitcom. Charlie handles a roomful of fourth graders alone after Alan and Judith argue during the rehearsals for a show.
01:55 The Genius of David Bowie A selection of some of David Bowie's best performances from the BBC archives, which also features artists who Bowie helped along the way, such as Mott the Hoople, Lulu, Iggy Pop and Lou Reed. [S]
01:50 Dads Enemies of Bill US sitcom. Camilla forces everyone to give up drinking. To pass the time, Crawford and Warner turn to singing and end up causing havoc at an AA meeting.
02:10 Weather for the Week Ahead Detailed weather forecast. [S]
02:15 BBC News BBC One joins the BBC's rolling news channel for a night of news, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes. Also in HD. [S]
06:00 Breakfast The latest news, sport, business and weather from the BBC's Breakfast team. Also in HD. [S] Including regional news at 25 and 55 minutes past each hour.
02:15 Rixton: The Hot Desk Exclusive gossip from special celebrity guests and the hottest bands around. Today's guests are boy band Rixton.
02:30 Live at the Apollo 2/6. Stand-up comedy from London's Hammersmith Apollo. Lee Mack, star of sitcom Not Going Out, presents US comic Rich Hall and Scotland's Danny Bhoy. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S]
02:25 Teleshopping Shopping from home.
02:20 Cheers Where Have All The Floorboards Gone? Boston Celtics star Kevin McHale regrets the day he visits Cheers.
03:00 UEFA Champions League Weekly A regular round-up of all the action with big-name interviews, featuring the top stars from European football's premier club competition - the UEFA Champions League.
03:00 Hotel of Mum and Dad 6/6. Couples living with their parents or in-laws test drive their own place. Emily and Jacob in Leighton Buzzard and Danny and Sophie in Stevenage get to try independent living. [S,SL]
02:55 The Art of Gothic: Britain's... ...Midnight Hour. 3/3. Blood for Sale: Gothic Goes Global: How the language of Gothic increasingly came to encapsulate the 20th century's horrors. [AD,S,SL]
02:50 ITV4 Nightscreen Text-based information service.
03:00 Teleshopping Shopping from home.
06:00 Cheers Bar Wars V: The Final Judgement: Classic sitcom set in a Boston bar. The traditional Hallowe'en pranks between the Cheers gang and Gary's Old Tyme Tavern get out of hand.
03:10 Bomber Boys: Revealed Documentary series. The story of how German hatred of the men they dubbed 'Terror Fliers' led to some downed pilots being sent to concentration camps.
03:30 ITV Nightscreen Text-based information service.
03:45 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
06:00 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
 
04:00 Beneath the Lab Coat 1/2. Beneath the Lab Coat investigates the science behind fashion, cosmetics, space travel, cybernetics and more, meeting young men and women at the forefront of the new technology. Also in HD. [S]
03:55 Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help three essential workers with modest budgets looking for first homes in south London. Can they make some more property dreams come true? [SL]
04:00 Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary.
04:00 This Is BBC Three BBC Three Refreshing TV for the digital age. Tune in daily from 7.00pm.
03:55 This Is BBC Four BBC Four is the BBC channel for people who want more. More depth, more range, more to stimulate the mind. More daily from 7.00pm.
04:20 Great Artists Tim Marlow looks at the work of some of the Western world's most famous artists. The Venetian Tiziano Vecellio pioneered the use of oils with a radical approach.
04:45 House Doctor Home improvement series. Alistair Appleton and Californian interior designer Ann Maurice work their magic on a house in Stepney with an access problem.
 
05:00 You Too Can Be an Absolute Genius Fran Scott meets brilliant young inventors from around the country and gets top tips on how to come up with a great invention. Also in HD. [S]
04:50 Kirstie's Vintage Gems In this bite-size episode, Kirstie Allsopp meets Iman and Heather Ahmed, who want to decorate their new house in an opulent twenties style. But Iman only likes to buy brand new.
05:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience. [SL]
06:00 Good Morning Britain Breakfast show with the latest news, sport and weather, presented by Susanna Reid, Ben Shephard, Charlotte Hawkins and Sean Fletcher.
05:05 Win It Cook It Cod fillet, a tin of tuna or ice cream cones? Two teams of cooking contestants answer questions to win their choice of today's mixed bag of ingredients, then have to make a meal with them. [SL]
05:10 House Doctor Home improvement series. Alistair Appleton and Californian interior designer Ann Maurice work their magic on a Victorian house in Chester.
05:30 Little Stargazing Four short films exploring the moon, stars and beyond with young children and their families. Includes a trip to the beach to find out how the moon is connected to the sea. Also in HD. [S]
06:00 Homes Under the Hammer Martin Roberts and Lucy Alexander visit a place with a low guide price in Derby, a three-bed semi-detached house in Kent and a property in Stratford, east London. [S]
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05:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
05:30 This is CBBC! Welcome to the CBBC channel. Programmes start at 7.00am.
05:30 This is CBeebies! Welcome to the CBeebies channel. Programmes start at 6.00am.
06:00 Teletubbies Picking Chillies (Spain): Preschool fun, fantasy and education. The Teletubbies watch Spanish children picking chillies. In Teletubbyland, tubby toast is flying everywhere. [S]
05:35 Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. John Inverdale is in Dictionary Corner.
05:35 House Doctor Home improvement series. Alistair Appleton and Californian interior designer Ann Maurice work their magic on a property in Warrington, Cheshire.
06:00 The WotWots The Digger They Are Alien animation. SpottyWot thinks a big digger that is laying drains at the zoo is a large, hungry animal. When he is told it is not an animal he is disappointed.
 
05:55 ITV2 Nightscreen Text-based information service.
06:00 Life's Funniest Moments Series featuring hilarious candid moments caught on camera.