This week's UK TV & radio

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05:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
05:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
03:40 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
05:30 This is CBBC! Welcome to the CBBC channel. Programmes start at 7.00am.
06:00 Breakfast The latest news, sport, business and weather from the BBC's Breakfast team. Also in HD. [S] Including regional news at 25 and 55 minutes past each hour.
06:00 Homes Under the Hammer Martin Roberts and Lucy Alexander visit a property in Wiltshire, a flat in Notting Hill and a terraced house near Telford. They learn how much each sold for at auction. [S]
06:00 Good Morning Britain Susanna Reid, Ben Shephard, Charlotte Hawkins and Sean Fletcher host the breakfast show featuring the latest news, sport and weather.
06:00 Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Greg Rusedski is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.
06:00 The WotWots Twisty Sticks DottyWot hunts down an animal which takes pride in its many spikes. This makes DottyWot feel better about his antennae becoming straight and spiky. (S1 Ep 13)
06:00 Ashley Roberts: The Hot Desk Exclusive interviews with big names from the worlds of music and entertainment. Today, former Pussycat Doll Ashley Roberts is behind the desk.
06:00 Goals of the 90s Some of the greatest goals scored in the 1990s.
06:00 Teletubbies African Dance Preschool fun, fantasy and education. The Teletubbies perform a skipping dance, and some children dance an African dance. [S]
06:10 Igam Ogam Want It Back! Prehistoric animation. Igam Ogam makes a tiara for Birdie's birthday, but she likes it so much she doesn't want to give it away! (S1 Ep 5)
06:10 Psych An Evening with Mr Yang Comic detective drama. Shawn's mother becomes the next target of the Yin Yang serial killer. S3 Ep16
06:05 Alias Smith and Jones 21 Days to Tenstrike US comedy drama series about two outlaws. Hayes and Curry find themselves embroiled in murder when they join a cattle drive. Has their identity been blown? S2 Ep15
06:20 Driftwood Bay Thar She Blows! Animation. Lily spots a large mysterious blue rock in the sea, but Salty does not see it and thinks Lily is imagining it, so she sets out to prove that it exists. (S1 Ep 14)
06:30 Fireman Sam Jupiter on the Loose Animation. Elvis has made a pie to celebrate the Pontypandy Pioneers completing their fire safety badge. But where can he hide it to be safe from Norman? (S8 Ep 2)
06:25 ZingZillas Super Zak A band of primate friends play music in their tropical island paradise. Zak has decided to be a superhero, Super Zak, but is he the only superhero on the island? Also in HD. [AD,S]
06:45 Draw It! Mel Giedroyc hosts as two teams, made up of one contestant and one celebrity, put their drawing skills to the test. This week it's Brian Conley and Myleene Klass.
06:40 Toot The Tiny Tugboat Animation. Toot is uneasy when he, Neela and the twins have to camp outside, but his friends help him relax and get to sleep with the aid of a funny song. (S1 Ep 36)
06:45 Baby Jake Baby Jake Loves Pretty Lights The adventures of magical Baby Jake and friends. Baby Jake and Sydney the monkey go on a tropical adventure with fireflies. Also in HD. [S]
 
07:00 Don't Get Done, Get Dom 16/20. Conservatories: Dom comes to the aid of Dave, whose £12,000 conservatory is still unfinished. Also in HD. [S]
06:50 Peppa Pig Delphine Donkey Pig tales. Peppa's French friend Delphine Donkey comes to stay. Peppa takes Delphine to playgroup, where they teach her the 'Bing Bong Song'. (S3 Ep 12)
06:55 Pip Ahoy! Flags to Fishes Animation about a puppy named Pip who lives in Salty Cove. Alba and Pip want to make Skipper a new Flag for his boat, and Skipper has just the thing to make it from. (S1 Ep 37)
06:55 Emmerdale Pete feels like an outcast. Aaron worries he has made things worse. Diane angers Pollard.
07:00 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
07:00 Minder The Second Time Around When an author friend of Arthur's learns that her ex-husband has sold her house without permission, she asks Arthur to help get the money back. [SL] S5 Ep4
07:00 Arthur 7/16. Pick a Car, Any Car: Animation following the adventures of a young aardvark and friends. The Read family car is broken and Arthur desperately tries to save the beloved vehicle. [S]
07:00 Cloudbabies Rain Rain Rain Animated series. The rain has kept the Cloudbabies inside and Bobo White is bored. Baba Yellow suggests they play a game of Favourite Things. Also in HD.
07:10 The King of Queens Emotional Rollercoaster At the amusement park Doug lies to Carrie so he can go on the rollercoaster; but his lies come back to haunt him.
07:10 Little Princess I Want My Swing Little Princess cannot play on her swing without adult supervision, but she can't resist the temptation to disobey the rule... until she has a little accident. (S2 Ep 16)
07:10 League of Super Evil 00-Geddon Animation. Doomageddon is called into action to stop a righteous plan by the forces of good that could spell disaster for evildom. [S]
07:10 Postman Pat 1/13. Postman Pat the Secret Superhero: Children's animation. The post falls out of the lorry and Pat performs various acrobatic feats to retrieve it, becoming the local superhero. [S]
07:30 Countryside 999 11/15. Series following the emergency services in rural Britain. The Cornwall Air Ambulance team fly to the rescue of a lad who has come off his bike and badly cut his leg. Also in HD. [AD,S]
07:20 Bob The Builder CGI animation. When Bob and his team are fitting a lift into a Spring City skyscraper, Scoop decides that he would like to see the view from the top. (S1 Ep 1)
07:30 Milkshake A look ahead to today's children's programmes, including competitions and dedications.
07:25 Coronation Street Carla gets her just desserts. The distance between Fiz and Tyrone grows. Eileen suspects that Lloyd is having second thoughts.
07:25 Dennis the Menace and Gnasher You and Whose Army Animation series. The Colonel's greatest rival visits and transforms Dennis and his gang from organised chaos into organised military menaces. Also in HD. [S]
07:25 Clangers 6/52. I Am the Eggbot: A strange little egg-shaped creature lands on the planet and gets stuck in a cave. Also in HD. [AD,S]
07:35 The King of Queens Four Play Doug and Deacon start hanging out with each other's wives when they find out they have more in common with them than with their own wives.
07:35 Thomas and Friends Thomas and Scruff Railway adventures. Thomas decides that it is high time new engine Scruff took a bath. But when the grubby newcomer gets wind of Thomas's plan, he flees in terror! (S14 Ep 17)
07:40 Newsround Topical news magazine for children. [S]
07:45 Sidekick To Party Perchance to Party Animated series. Eric and Trevor try to crash Vana's party while fighting super-villain Drilliam Shakespeare. Also in HD. [AD,S]
07:40 Hey Duggee 18/52. The Show and Tell Badge: Duggee has something really interesting to show the squirrels. Also in HD.
07:45 The Furchester Hotel Peckity Woodpecker Preschool puppet show. It's chaos in the hotel when a woodpecker keeps pecking the walls and a musician doesn't turn up for a concert. Also in HD. [AD,S]
 
08:00 Everybody Loves Raymond Standard Deviation Robert asks Ray and Debra to complete IQ tests as part of his criminal psychology class, but then he tells each of them that they scored the highest mark.
07:50 Noddy In Toyland The Goblins Come to Play Charming animation. Lindy uses her magic on Sly to make him enjoy playing games. Sly joins in the games, but plays horribly, accusing others of cheating. (S1 Ep 24)
08:00 Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Queen Holly Impish animation. Holly is left in charge when King and Queen Thistle go away on important business. But ruling the Little Kingdom is not as easy as it looks... (S1 Ep 26)
08:00 Coronation Street Robert hounds Tracy for the truth. Tyrone fails to give Fiz the support she needs. Lloyd is finally honest with Liz.
08:00 New: Backshall's Deadly Adventures 2/15. River Monster: Steve Backshall discovers wildlife in extreme environments. Steve joins a group of scientists, naturalists and film-makers all united in saving Guyana's wildlife. Also in HD. [S]
07:55 Octonauts The Oarfish Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. Dashi snaps a picture of what appears to be a sea serpent. Also in HD. [AD,S]
08:15 Escape to the Continent 9/20. Asturias: Property show. Nicki Chapman is in northern Spain's Asturias region with a couple from Bristol who, on a budget of £150,000, are seeking a dream Spanish home. Also in HD. [AD,S,SL]
08:15 Peppa Pig The Toy Cupboard Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and George's toy basket is full, so Mummy Pig decides it is time to order a new toy cupboard. (S2 Ep 44)
08:05 Hogan's Heroes Praise the Fuhrer and Pass the Ammunition American sitcom. Hogan tries to arrange for real ammunition to be mixed in with blanks for forthcoming German war games. S2 Ep19
08:15 Newsround Topical news magazine for children. [S]
08:10 Everything's Rosie The Abominable Snow Bear Rosie lives in a playhouse with her friends. When Oakley tells the story of the abominable snowman, Big Bear and Rosie set out to find him! Also in HD. [AD,S]
08:30 Lorraine Lorraine Kelly presents the topical morning show. Emmerdale's Dominic Brunt chats about the DVD release of horror film Bait, which he directed.
08:30 Everybody Loves Raymond Look, Don't Touch Debra is suspicious when Angelina, a waitress at Nemo's, calls Ray at home. Although it's all perfectly innocent, Ray feels guilty.
08:25 Peppa Pig School Camp Animation. Peppa and her friends go camping with their teacher. After pitching their tents and collecting sticks, they all sing a song around the campfire. (S2 Ep 45)
08:30 Milkshake Monkey Monkey to the Rescue Adventures in Cornwall with the inquisitive puppet. Milkshake Monkey heads to the beach to join the Nippers, who are training to become lifeguards one day. (S2 Ep 10)
08:30 Dinner Date Dating show. Will Veronica from London find true love over the dining table? She chooses three men to dine with from five submitted menus - but who will she ask back for seconds? S2 Ep20
08:25 The Next Step 7/34. It Takes Two: Reality-style drama following a group of dancers. Solo and duet competitors are chosen for nationals, and Riley's world comes crashing down when James betrays her. Also in HD. [S]
08:20 Justin's House 19/23. The Sleepover: Justin Fletcher entertains children with singing, dancing and comedy. Someone is making a mess every night in Justin's house. Also in HD. [S]
08:35 Toby's Travelling Circus Delores Distraction Animation. After Toby shows Delores how to use the laptop to video call her sister, she becomes addicted to it and does not practise a new trampoline routine. (S1 Ep 41)
08:45 Bananas In Pyjamas The Inventing Bananas The Bananas tell Charlie that they wish they could be inventors like him. Charlie is delighted to hear this and suggests that they come up with some ideas. (S2 Ep 23)
08:40 Kojak A Question of Answers Part 1: First of a two-part story. A desperate man tries to stay out of jail by helping Kojak trap a ruthless loan shark, clearing his own name in the process. S3 Ep1
08:45 How to Be Epic @ Everything 2/8. Stephen Graham and Stefan Gates are amongst an amazing line-up of experts who demonstrate how to do a scooter trick, drive on two wheels and make a bubble eruption. Also in HD. [S]
08:45 Q Pootle 5 It Came from Outer Space Space animation. When a large black obelisk appears on Pootle's doorstep, everybody has a different idea as to what the mysterious object might be. Also in HD.
 
09:00 Frasier Beware of Greeks Frasier must confront an old family grudge with Aunt Zora when he runs into his cousin Nikos, who is getting married.
08:55 Milkshake Bop Box Fireworks Musical fun. Amy and Olivia put on a spectacular display, lighting up the morning with some fabulous colours and moves in a number inspired by classical music. (S2 Ep 5)
09:00 Tickety Toc Painting Time Animation about two lively twins who live inside a cuckoo clock. Tommy and Tallulah are determined to paint the best picture for an exhibition. (S1 Ep 34)
09:00 The Slammer Returns 8/10. Slammer Staff Spectacular: Entertainment show. When the prisoners go on strike, there is only one thing for it: the prison officers will have to perform. Also in HD. [S]
08:55 Dipdap Ladder Series in which a drawn line creates challenges for unsuspecting little Dipdap. Dipdap tries to use ladders to reach an apple, but the ladders aren't what they seem. Also in HD. [S]
09:00 Boj Keeping Mr Cloppity Animation. The buddies mishear Mr Cloppity and think that he is leaving, so they set about getting him to stay. Also in HD.
09:15 Wanted Down Under Revisited 4/10. Robinson Family: Norma Jean dreamed of a life in Australia, but her husband was reluctant. One year after a trial week in Adelaide, has the couple made the move? Also in HD. [S]
09:15 Victoria Derbyshire Daily news and current affairs magazine. Also in HD. [S]
09:15 The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show.
09:15 Bing Picnic Bing and Flop are finally ready to leave for their picnic just as it starts to rain. Bing is disappointed, but he realises that they can have their picnic indoors instead. Also in HD. [AD,S]
09:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
09:30 Frasier The Perfect Guy When a handsome doctor joins the radio station as the host of a new show, Frasier can't believe he is as perfect as he seems and tries to find his flaw.
09:30 Psych Extradition British Columbia: Comic detective drama. While on holiday in Canada, Shawn spots an art thief from Lassiter's most wanted list, who is always a step ahead of the police. S4 Ep1
09:30 Junior Bake Off 2 12/15. In the second semi-final, five young bakers must demonstrate real technical skill as they take on Mary's recipe for a tricky lemon meringue roulade. Also in HD. [S]
09:20 Bing Hiding Children's animation. Bing and Flop play hide-and-seek on the way to Padget's shop. Bing does not want the game to end and he hides in the stock room, where he gets stuck. Also in HD. [AD,S]
09:30 Wussywat the Clumsy Cat 26/52. Hidden: Wussywat is playing hide-and-seek with his friends in the garden. They are all much better at hiding until Wussywat realises he just needs to find some natural camouflage. [S]
09:40 Magnum P.I. Old Acquaintance Detective drama series set in Hawaii. An old school tutor asks Magnum for his help to find a stolen dolphin. S6 Ep3
09:35 Twirlywoos 12/30. Longer: Stop-motion preschool programme about the adventures of four inquisitive Twirlywoos. The Twirlywoos watch a baker rolling out a baguette. Also in HD. [AD,S]
09:45 Something Special - Out and About 20/25. Zookeeper: Educational series using Makaton sign language. Justin and his friends help out at the zoo. Also in HD. [S]
 
10:00 Homes Under the Hammer Property renovation series. A landscape gardener tackles a terrace in Ilkeston in Derby and two friends take on a four-storey house in Sittingbourne in Kent. Also in HD. [S]
10:00 For the Love of Cars Philip Glenister and Ant Anstead return for a new series bringing old treasures back to life. Today it's an Aston Martin DBS from James Bond's On Her Majesty's Secret Service. (S2 Ep1/8)
10:00 The Next Step 8/34. What'll I Do: Reality-style drama following a group of dancers. Auditions for the small group dance are held amid personal betrayals and misunderstandings. Also in HD. [S]
10:05 Let's Play 2/26. Rock Musician: Imaginative preschool show. Sid steps through the Magic Curtain to play a rock musician performing in a rock concert. Can he find the missing singer? Also in HD. [S]
10:30 This Morning Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby present the morning magazine show which features a look at the day's headlines.
10:20 The Real Housewives of Atlanta Peaches and Screams NeNe enlists some unexpected help to straighten Bryson out. Old tensions resurface between Cynthia, Peter and Mal at the couple's anniversary party. S4 Ep17
10:25 The Dumping Ground Survival Files 2/5. Challenges: The Dumping Ground gang make video blogs. Carmen and Kazima team up for a blog about facing up to big challenges - a subject they both know about only too well. Also in HD. [S]
10:25 Numberjacks 2/20. On the Move: Comedy adventure series in which animated numbers solve mathematical problems. Number 5 discovers that the Problem Blob is at work again, making things move around. [S]
10:40 Alias Smith and Jones The McCreedy Bust Going, Going, Gone!: Comedy drama series about two likeable outlaws. McCreedy wants to sell the bust of Caesar - but he must first recover it. S2 Ep16
10:40 Mister Maker Comes to Town Mister Maker takes to the road in his magical Makermobile in search of Mini Makers. Mister Maker shows how to turn cotton wool into the perfect pooch. [S]
 
11:00 Don't Get Done, Get Dom 18/20. Home Insurance: Dominic Littlewood helps people with consumer problems. Dom steps in to try and help homeowner Ros, who has been having a battle with her insurance company. Also in HD. [S]
11:00 BBC News Twenty-four hours a day, the latest national and international stories as they break. Also in HD. [S]
11:00 Undercover Boss Australia Tony Braxton-Smith, CEO for Great Southern Rail, goes undercover at the company to meet some of the inspirational people that work for him.
11:00 The Longest Day Film (1962) War drama. Darryl F Zanuck's classic Oscar-nominated recreation of the Allied landings in Normandy on June 6 1944, with an all-star British, American, German and French cast.
10:50 Eve 5/13. Brain Freeze: Sci-fi drama. Eve is warned that ice cream and electronics don't mix, but she's desperate to taste it. Nick worries about the technology inside her. Also in HD. [AD,S]
11:00 Ruff-Ruff, Tweet and Dave An Exploring Adventure Animation about three playful friends. Ruff-Ruff, Tweet and Dave go exploring, following clues which lead them to discover a strange new animal. Also in HD.
11:10 Beware! Cowboy Builders Abroad Spain Gabrielle Blackman along with Dom meet British expats living in Spain who were caught short by a British cowboy builder. (S9 Ep 1)
11:15 The Real Housewives of Atlanta The Error Apparents Kandi returns to Nashville to take her country music career to the next level. Sheree considers a marriage proposal for her daughter Tierra. S4 Ep18
11:15 Big and Small Boingo Boys The comic adventures of two unlikely best friends. Small must rescue Big so they can play their favourite game, Boingo, after he accidentally gets trapped in the shed. Also in HD. [S]
11:30 Countryside 999 12/15. Series following the emergency services in rural Britain. The Cornwall Air Ambulance team help a woman with a suspected fractured pelvis who has come off her bike. Also in HD. [AD,S]
11:30 BBC World News The latest international news from the BBC. Also in HD. [S]
11:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
11:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
11:20 Eve 6/13. Things That Go Beep in the Night: Will wants to take Eve to a Halloween party, but Nick forbids it. Also in HD. [AD,S]
11:25 Get Squiggling 3/25. Caterpillar: Series about a monster who populates his plain white world using magic crayons. Squiglet draws a caterpillar called Arthur, who is as hungry as can be. [S]
11:45 The Professionals Involvement Action-packed drama series about two criminal-intelligence agents. Doyle loses a friend and faces suspension as CI5 takes on an international drug-smuggling ring. S4 Ep4
11:40 Waybuloo Lau Lau's Quiet Day Series set in the magical land of Nara. Lau Lau wants a quiet day and the other Piplings join her. But when the cheebies arrive, they want to play a game. Also in HD. [S]
 
12:00 My Life in Books 1/10. Anne Robinson talks to Pamela Stephenson and Alexander Armstrong. They share their favourite books and discuss why they have been important to them in their lives. Also in HD. [S]
12:00 Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather.
11:50 Eve 7/13. The X & Y Factor: Sci-fi drama series. Katherine suspects that Nick knows more about Project Eternity than he is letting on and dispatches Zac to gather information from Eve. Also in HD. [AD,S]
12:00 I Can Cook Magic Mini Fishcakes Katy and her young cooks make a recipe. They take a trip into the I Can Cook garden to discover how spring onions grow and cook up their own fantastic fishcakes. [S]
12:15 Bargain Hunt Peterborough Antiques challenge. Tim Wonnacott oversees proceedings in Peterborough as Christina Trevanion and Thomas Plant guide the teams to potential profit at auction. Also in HD. [AD,S]
12:05 Come Dine with Me In Great Yarmouth, highly critical trainee barrister JP is up against hairdresser Sarah, mum Kizzy and IT teacher Aisha, so the pressure is on him in the final night of competition.
12:10 5 News at Lunchtime National and international news.
12:15 Celebrity Big Brother Highlights of all the latest events inside the house as celebrities from the UK and USA take part in the ultimate CBB battle. (S9 Ep 5)
12:10 Emmerdale Pete feels like an outcast. Aaron worries he has made things worse. Diane angers Pollard.
12:15 Balamory Grandmother's Footsteps Live-action series for preschool children, based around a small Scottish island community. PC Plum loves watching animals but he keeps scaring them away. [AD,S]
12:30 Britain's First Photo Album 4/10. Isle of Wight to Stonehenge: John's tour involves sampling the wares of a Hampshire brewing town. Also in HD. [AD,S]
12:30 Loose Women Lunchtime chat with the ladies and their special guests.
12:20 Eve 8/13. The Truth About Lies: Sci-fi drama series. Eve learns about lying from Abe and is soon an expert. Meanwhile Will and Lily make Katherine suspicious of Zac. Also in HD. [AD,S]
12:40 Coronation Street Carla gets her just desserts. The distance between Fiz and Tyrone grows. Eileen suspects that Lloyd is having second thoughts.
12:35 Grandpa in My Pocket Miss Smiley's Dancing Tea Comedy drama featuring a grandpa with a magical shrinking cap. Bubbles the babysitter comes round to teach everyone how to dance the flamenco. Also in HD. [AD,S]
12:45 Driver Dan's Story Train Bouncing Bunnies Animation. Loopy tries to teach Hip and Hop, the bouncing bunnies, how to bounce on his trampoline. Featuring the story Not Today Thank You. Also in HD. [S]
 
13:00 BBC News at One The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. Also in HD. [S]
13:00 The Rockford Files 13/22. With the French Heel Back, Can the Nehru Jacket Be Far Behind?: Detective drama series. Rockford is suspicious when a model's death is written off as suicide. Also in HD. [S]
12:50 Minder Second-Hand Pose After being left in an industrial freezer, Terry looks for alternative employment and gets work helping out an old friend in the second-hand furniture business. S5 Ep5
12:50 Sarah Jane's Alien Files 4/6. Sarah Jane Smith opens the Alien Files. Sarah Jane has the lowdown on slithery Slitheen, their untrustworthy Blathereen cousins and their deadly gift of rakweed. [AD,S]
13:00 Boj Keeping Mr Cloppity Animation. The buddies mishear Mr Cloppity and think that he is leaving, so they set about getting him to stay. Also in HD.
13:05 Three in a Bed Three more B&Bs go head to head in a week of competitive hosting featuring an attack of lavender fumes, some controversial anonymous comments and a lot of friction. (S4 Ep2/6)
13:15 Home and Away Chris entraps Billie by wearing a wire. Ricky tells Ash that she is actually relieved that Brax is dead. Denny spies Ash leaning in to kiss Phoebe.
13:15 Coronation Street Robert hounds Tracy for the truth. Tyrone fails to give Fiz the support she needs. Lloyd is finally honest with Liz.
13:15 Bing Picnic Bing and Flop are finally ready to leave for their picnic just as it starts to rain. Bing is disappointed, but he realises that they can have their picnic indoors instead. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:30 BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London. [S]
13:30 ITV News & Weather Nina Hossain presents the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast and all the news and weather in your region.
13:20 The Dumping Ground 7/13. Endurance: Drama series. A very long night ensues when two opposing Dumping Ground teams take up a bizarre telly challenge. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:20 Bing Hiding Children's animation. Bing and Flop play hide-and-seek on the way to Padget's shop. Bing does not want the game to end and he hides in the stock room, where he gets stuck. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:30 Wussywat the Clumsy Cat 26/52. Hidden: Wussywat is playing hide-and-seek with his friends in the garden. They are all much better at hiding until Wussywat realises he just needs to find some natural camouflage. [S]
13:45 Doctors Take Two Drama series set in a health centre. Rob has to explain to Karen what is going on, while Heston starts recording his wine vlog. Ayesha has a very unusual blind date. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:45 Yes, Prime Minister 1/8. Man Overboard: Sitcom about a beleaguered prime minister. Jim Hacker backs a scheme to move some of the country's military units up north to make unemployment figures look better. [S]
13:45 Neighbours Terese smoothes things over with Brad. Kyle and Amy experience mixed emotions when they learn that Georgia is coming home. Sheila and Russell are excited about their new romance.
13:40 Dinner Date In West Yorkshire, Verity chooses three dining partners by perusing the menus submitted by five men. When the plates are cleared away, who will she ask back for seconds? S2 Ep21
13:45 Deadly 60 Bites 10/20. Kestrel: Wildlife shorts. Steve gets a privileged close-up look at the swooping skills of an iconic UK bird of prey, the small but deadly kestrel. Also in HD. [S]
13:35 Twirlywoos 12/30. Longer: Stop-motion preschool programme about the adventures of four inquisitive Twirlywoos. The Twirlywoos watch a baker rolling out a baguette. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:45 Something Special - Out and About 20/25. Zookeeper: Educational series using Makaton sign language. Justin and his friends help out at the zoo. Also in HD. [S]
 
14:00 Dickinson's Real Deal David Dickinson and his team of antiques experts travel to Melton Mowbray, where a set of family photographs causes a stir in the room.
13:55 Cycling: La Vuelta A Espana... ...Highlights. Stage 10 is one of the shortest in this year's Vuelta as the peloton today tackle the 152km between Valencia and Castellon along the coast - a possible one for the sprinters.
13:50 Pet School 2 7/10. Nine pet-crazy kids care for 101 animals. There's a pet practice disaster in the reptile room, and the Pet Heads help train some hearing dog puppies. [S,SL]
14:15 The Link 32/40. Mark Williams hosts the quiz where knowing the answers is only half the battle and contestants need to find the link between the answers to win. Also in HD. [S]
14:15 Yes, Prime Minister 2/8. Official Secrets: Classic political sitcom. When Jim Hacker's predecessor decides to publish his memoirs, the PM tries to suppress a chapter in which he appears unfavourably. [S]
14:10 Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Greg Rusedski is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.
14:15 NCIS Marine Down US crime drama series. A marine, purported to have been killed in action, contacts his would-be widow from beyond the grave. (S1 Ep 9)
14:05 Let's Play 2/26. Rock Musician: Imaginative preschool show. Sid steps through the Magic Curtain to play a rock musician performing in a rock concert. Can he find the missing singer? Also in HD. [S]
14:20 Junior Bake Off 2 12/15. In the second semi-final, five young bakers must demonstrate real technical skill as they take on Mary Berry's recipe for a tricky lemon meringue roulade. [S,SL]
14:25 Numberjacks 2/20. On the Move: Comedy adventure series in which animated numbers solve mathematical problems. Number 5 discovers that the Problem Blob is at work again, making things move around. [S]
14:45 'Allo 'Allo! 6/7. A Fishful of Francs: Wartime sitcom. What could go wrong with Michelle's plan to swap an eel containing the Fallen Madonna for a dog fish containing 10 million francs? In a word, everything. [S]
14:40 Judge Rinder Studio courtroom show where criminal barrister Robert Rinder rules on real life cases.
14:35 Judy Moody and the Not... Film ...Bummer Summer: (2011) Children's comedy with Jordana Beatty. A girl fears that her parents and friends' holiday plans will ruin her summer. But help comes from an unlikely source.
14:40 Mister Maker Comes to Town Mister Maker takes to the road in his magical Makermobile in search of Mini Makers. Mister Maker shows how to turn cotton wool into the perfect pooch. [S]
 
15:00 Escape to the Country Cornwall Property series. Sonali Shah travels to Cornwall to help in the house hunt of a couple of retirees who are seeking a new life in the country. Also in HD. [AD,S]
15:00 Tipping Point Ben Shephard hosts the quiz show in which four players take on an extraordinary machine in the hope of winning its 10,000 pound jackpot. S4 Ep67
15:00 Fifteen To One Fifteen contestants go head to head in the iconic quiz hosted by Sandi Toksvig. The contestants face notoriously tough questions as they compete for the chance to take home 40 grand.
14:50 Hogan's Heroes Swing Shift Classic American sitcom. Newkirk finds himself in the German army as part of Hogan's plot to sabotage a gun factory near Stalag 13. S2 Ep21
14:50 Shaun the Sheep Pigs Swill Fly Children's animation. The farm is looking spotless and everyone is on their best behaviour when the dreaded farm inspector pays a visit. Also in HD. [S]
14:55 Shaun the Sheep Shirley Whirley Children's animation. In a bid to help move Shirley around the farm, Shaun has the idea of fitting up Shirley with wheels. Also in HD. [S] Followed by 60 Second Dennis.
15:00 Ruff-Ruff, Tweet and Dave An Exploring Adventure Animation about three playful friends. Ruff-Ruff, Tweet and Dave go exploring, following clues which lead them to discover a strange new animal. Also in HD.
15:15 'Allo 'Allo! 7/7. Swan Song: Wartime sitcom. What has happened to René and Edith? Why is Michelle singing a duet with Officer Crabtree? And how will Colonel Von Strohm and Lieutenant Gruber get to Spain? [S]
15:15 Dark Desire Film Thriller starring Kelly Lynch and Nick Robuck. A man, desperate to be connected to the people close to him, resorts to devious measures to achieve his desire. (2012)
15:05 Sidekick Henchman for a Day Animated series following four friends as they train at the Academy for Aspiring Sidekicks. Eric goes to the evil side of town for the student exchange program. Also in HD. [AD,S]
15:15 Endangered Species 11/52. Pillow Fight of the Century: The adventures of three animal friends. Pickle trains Merl, in the style of a boxing movie, to take on Gull in an epic pillow-fighting rematch. Also in HD. [S]
15:10 Numtums Clothes The cheeky Numtums make number learning fun! This episode is all about clothing. All the Numtums count up to ten with the help of socks and hats galore. Also in HD. [S]
15:20 Hogan's Heroes Heil Klink Classic sitcom. Hogan convinces Klink that a defecting German is really the Fuhrer incognito. S2 Ep22
15:30 The Scooby-Doo Show 10/16. The Diabolical Disc Demon: Cartoon capers with Scooby Doo and the gang. The ghostly Disc Demon attempts to steal the last tune written by a missing songwriter. [S]
15:20 Big and Small Boingo Boys The comic adventures of two unlikely best friends. Small must rescue Big so they can play their favourite game, Boingo, after he accidentally gets trapped in the shed. Also in HD. [S]
15:30 My Story 1/25. Football: Preschool history series. Papa Murdo shares his memories of his life as a footballer with his two grandchildren Murdo and Ross. Also in HD. [S]
15:45 Oxford Street Revealed 6/10. Observational documentary series. Shop security cope with the crowds as pop superstar Nicole Scherzinger visits HMV. The staff at John Lewis complete their nightly restock. Also in HD. [AD,S]
15:45 Penguins - Spy in the Huddle 1/3. The Journey: Documentary. From the Antarctic to the tropics, spy cameras capture unique footage, showing penguins as they have never been seen before. Also in HD. [AD,S]
15:40 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
15:45 ZingZillas Zingbop 18/20. It's Fun to Be a One-Man Band: There are lots of funny moves in the It's Fun to Be a One-Man Band ZingBop. Also in HD. [S]
 
16:00 Hello Campers It is the second day in Toulouse for the five couples. The group have a smashing time making mosaics before three couples get their just desserts when they go sugar blowing. S1 Ep27
16:00 French Collection In Nantes, Jess thinks her fortune lies with a retro Formica kitchen set. Terry gets lucky with a 70s coffee table. And Dan converts a vintage trunk into a kitsch cocktail cabinet.
15:55 Magnum P.I. The Kona Winds Detective drama series set in Hawaii. Magnum saves Lauren from drowning and then falls in love with her. S6 Ep4
15:55 Diddy Movies 2/5. Chewrassic Park & My Husband Stinks: A cinematic double bill with Diddy Dick and Dom. Our heroes win a trip to a theme park, and celebrity Bo Diddy accidentally gets married. Also in HD. [S]
15:50 Melody 17/20. A Royal Stink: Preschool mixed-media music show. Melody listens to Music for the Royal Fireworks composed by Handel, and imagines a story about a royal stew. Also in HD. [AD,S]
16:00 Rastamouse Where Da Hair Stop-motion series featuring a crime-fighting special agent who plays in a reggae band. Some ragamuffin mouse has stolen Aunt Janessa's favourite wig. Also in HD. [S]
16:15 Time for School 12/20. Sophie brings her favourite toy dog to school to show everyone. Also in HD. [AD,S]
16:30 Flog It! Basingstoke Antiques series. This episode comes from the Milestones Museum in Basingstoke, where transport is the name of the game. Also in HD. [S]
16:20 Kiki's Delivery Service Film (1989) Hayao Miyazaki's delightful Studio Ghibli animation tells of Kiki, a young witch whose job delivering bread is threatened when she seems to lose her powers.
16:20 Newsround Topical news magazine for children. [S]
16:30 New: Dani's Castle Midsummer Night's Nightmare Comedy series. Dylan is forced to ask Esme for help when Gabe gets carried away teaching him about Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream. Also in HD. [S]
16:25 Gigglebiz 16/26. Comedy sketch show for younger viewers. Incompetent DIY enthusiast DIY Dan causes chaos unblocking a sink and wildlife park tour guide Sue Keeper gets her tortoise facts wrong. Also in HD. [S]
16:45 Great British Railway Journeys 17/20. Swansea to Hereford: Michael Portillo continues his journey from Pembroke Dock to Cambridge. En route, he learns about the Victorian signalling system still in place today. Also in HD. [AD,S]
16:40 Chuggington: Badge Quest Swift Shift Animated adventures with the trains that think, talk and do not need drivers. Hoot and Toot have to round up all the stray cars around the depot in record time. [S]
16:45 Peter Rabbit The Tale of Jeremy Fisher's Musical Adventure Animated series. Jeremy Fisher gets into trouble while composing a new piece. Only Peter and his friends can save him! Also in HD. [AD,S]
 
17:00 The Chase In a battle of wits, Bradley Walsh guides the contestants through the show. Will it be Anne, Shaun, Mark, Paul or the new Chaser, Jenny Ryan, who goes home with the cash?
17:00 Come Dine with Me This episode comes from Chester, and features some baffling anecdotes, chicken lollipops, a 'moo off', some fish hating, flirting, and a pole dance round a plant.
17:00 5 News at 5 National and international news.
16:50 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
16:55 Kojak A Question of Answers - Part 2: Second of a two-part story. Kojak lays everything on the line to catch a killer. S3 Ep2
17:00 New: Ice Stars 4/10. A Special Surprise: Documentary series following young ice skaters. Figure skaters Josh and Kloe are off to an important tournament in Luxembourg. Also in HD. [S]
16:55 The Let's Go Club 8/8. Turtle Feeding, Magic and Massive Memory Game: Skills and activities that children can attempt at home. The gang find out what it's like to look after turtles. Also in HD. [S]
17:15 Pointless Quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by plumbing the depths of their general knowledge to come up with the answers no-one else can think of. Also in HD. [S]
17:15 Football Focus: Transfer... ...Deadline Day Special. Dan Walker and the Football Focus team round up all the major transfer deadline day moves, with news and reaction from around the country. Also in HD. [S]
17:30 Neighbours Terese smoothes things over with Brad. Kyle and Amy experience mixed emotions when they learn that Georgia is coming home. Sheila and Russell are excited about their new romance.
17:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
17:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
17:30 Our School Nothing to Be Scared Of Documentary series. Mae and Reece are finding Our School a bit scary. Meanwhile, Corey plays the class clown. Also in HD. [S]
17:20 Topsy and Tim Wheelchair Exercises Live-action children's show. Topsy and Tim decorate a surprise get-well gift for Mr Rosen, which he can use when he exercises at home. Also in HD. [AD,S]
17:30 Footy Pups Winning The Ball Preschool sports series. Rachel teaches the team about winning the ball. Also in HD. [AD,S] Followed by Octonauts.
18:00 BBC News at Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. Also in HD. [S]
18:00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on what is probably the greatest quiz team in Britain, made up of some of the country's top quizzers. Also in HD. [S]
18:00 ITV News London A round-up of all the latest news in London and the South East, plus features, sport and local weather.
18:00 The Simpsons Natural Born Kissers Homer and Marge spice up their love life by snuggling in public places, including a barn and the crazy golf course.
18:00 Home and Away Chris entraps Billie by wearing a wire. Ricky tells Ash that she is actually relieved that Brax is dead. Denny spies Ash leaning in to kiss Phoebe.
17:55 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
18:00 MotoGP Highlights Round 12 of MotoGP arrives in the UK for the Octo British Grand Prix at the Silverstone circuit. Leaders Jorge Lorenzo and Valentino Rossi are both on the same points.
18:00 Dragons - Riders of Berk 16/20. Defiant One: Animation based on How to Train Your Dragon. Toothless's tail is damaged, and Hiccup and Snotlout have to work together to return home before they are captured. Also in HD. [S]
17:50 Nelly & Nora 22/52. If A Tree Falls: Cartoon following two Irish sisters on holiday in a caravan park. Nelly and Nora go exploring to find out what made the big noise in the forest. Also in HD. [S]
18:00 Charlie and Lola CBeebies Bedtime Hour. We Do Promise Honestly That We Can Look After Your Dog: Marv lets Lola and her friend look after his dog Sizzles in the park. [AD,S]
18:10 Waybuloo CBeebies Bedtime Hour. Pipling Rhythm: Lau Lau tries to make a sound by dancing on different surfaces. Also in HD. [S]
18:30 BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London. [S]
18:30 Terry and Mason's Great Food Trip 2/20. Devizes: Sir Terry Wogan and cabbie Mason McQueen are in the ancient market town of Devizes where they're on the hunt for the finest flavours in town. Also in HD. [S]
18:30 ITV News & Weather Alastair Stewart and Mary Nightingale present the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast.
18:30 Hollyoaks Peri is left in an agonising situation when a dark secret is exposed. Ziggy shares a stolen kiss with someone he shouldn't. Will Celine get to declare her feelings before it's too late?
18:30 5 News Tonight National and international news including reports, live updates and interviews. Presented by Matt Barbet.
18:25 OOglies Funsize 11/20. Stop-motion animation. The thrill-seeking eggs go bungee jumping, the baby blocks get sucked into trouble, and the apple dropouts hatch a plan to break free. Also in HD. [S]
18:30 Arthur 1/10. Sue Ellen Gets Her Goose Cooked/Best of the Nest: Animation. Sue Ellen becomes obsessed with an internet game. Brain initiates a camping trip in the woods. [S]
18:20 In the Night Garden CBeebies Bedtime Hour. Upsy Daisy's Funny Bed: In a magical forest, colourful characters have adventures. Upsy Daisy's bed follows Igglepiggle and Upsy Daisy when they go for a walk. Also in HD. [S]
18:35 Big Fish Film (2003) Tim Burton's fantasy drama tells the story of an Alabama salesman who spins impossible tales of giants, witches and uncatchable fish. Starring Ewan McGregor and Albert Finney.
 
19:00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. Also in HD. [S]
19:00 This Wild Life 2/10. Crocodile in a Crisis: Series following a family who moved to Kenya to run a safari camp. The family have to please their guests while coping with emergencies on the camp. Also in HD. [S]
19:00 Emmerdale The village gathers for Val's extraordinary funeral. Lawrence makes a new acquaintance. Andy makes a discovery.
19:00 Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather.
19:00 Police Interceptors Documentary series. The Cumbrian interceptors tackle a woman trapped inside a burning car, a bad boy racer, a bullock breakout and drink-related incidents on Black Eye Friday. (S5 Ep 6)
18:58 This Is BBC Three BBC Three. The best in new entertainment, comedy, contemporary drama and music for the digital generation. Stay tuned for 60 Seconds news.
19:00 Top Gear 4/7. Motoring news and views. Jeremy Clarkson travels to Belfast to test the Renaultsport Twingo 133. Meanwhile, Richard Hammond invents a new sport - airport vehicle racing. Also in HD. [S]
18:58 This Is BBC Four This is BBC Four. Programmes start at 7.00pm.
19:00 World News Today The latest national and international news, exploring the day's events from a global perspective. Also in HD. [S] Followed by weather.
19:00 You've Been Framed! Harry Hill presents another helping of the nation's funniest home videos, with giddy grandmas, wedding nightmares and the most hits to the groin you'll ever see in 30 seconds.
19:00 Pawn Stars Spooning Paul Revere The men get the chance to buy a spoon made by silversmith and American Revolution patriot Paul Revere, an 1800s cuckoo clock and a vintage archery bow. S2 Ep20
18:58 ..programmes start at 7.00am
18:50 CBeebies Bedtime Stories CBeebies Bedtime Hour. On My Way to the Bath: Edith Bowman reads On My Way to the Bath, by Sarah Maizes. Also in HD. [S]
18:58 ..programmes start at 6.00am ..programmes start at 6.00am
19:30 EastEnders The Carters make a shocking discovery, leading Mick and Tina to turn to Shirley for help. Also in HD. [AD,S] Then BBC News.
19:30 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition. The three Northern Irish chefs - Chris McGowan, Danni Barry and Ben Arnold - are cooking their fish courses. Also in HD. [S]
19:30 Great Continental Railway Journeys 9/10. Prague to Munich - Part 1: Michael Portillo explores Bohemia and Bavaria, sampling the sulphurous waters of Marianske Lazne and riding a piece of German railway history. Also in HD. [AD,S]
19:30 You've Been Framed! Harry Hill is back to unveil some of the nation's funniest footage. Today's show includes a framed gold record to make your eyes water, pink ninjas and a not-so-amazing Spiderman.
19:30 Pawn Stars Off the Wagon The Pawn Stars get the chance to buy a chunk of American history when a Civil War sword comes their way. One of the USA's rarest motorbikes also rolls into the shop. S2 Ep21
20:00 Holby City Man of Conscience Hospital drama. Clifford's unexpected return causes shockwaves for Fletch and Mo. Tension between Ollie and Seb erupts into an inept fight. Also in HD. [AD,S]
20:00 The Hairy Bikers' Northern... ...Exposure. 1/6. Poland: The Hairy Bikers head north on a big Baltic adventure in search of new cuisines. In Poland, they make sausages and cook Poland's national dish, bigos. Also in HD. [AD,S]
20:00 Dinosaur Britain The prehistoric inhabitants of Britain are brought back to life through CGI. In tonight's episode, see Sauropods in Edinburgh, and meet the ancient ancestor of T-Rex.
20:00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners A new series of the show that matches people who can't stop cleaning with those in dire need of a tidy. Zoo keeper Nesta gets help with from super clean Carly with her over-run house.
19:55 5 News Update National and international news.
20:00 New: I Want That Wedding! Brand new documentary series. This episode features Amy and Steve who had a festival-style wedding, and a woman who had her heart set on having Gary Barlow sing at her reception. (S1 Ep 1)
20:00 Don't Tell the Bride 6/12. Luke and Alex: Party boy Luke wants to plan a hedonistic Ibiza wedding for his bride-to-be Alex, but she is dreaming of something more traditional, surrounded by friends and family. [S]
20:00 New: Canals - The Making of a... ...Nation. 6/6. Engineering: The struggles of those tasked with creating a landscape of canals around the Pennines. Also in HD. [S]
20:00 Two and a Half Men Release the Dogs American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan visits a psychiatrist to cure him of his insomnia. S4 Ep8
20:00 Movies Now The latest news and reviews of this week's film releases.
20:10 Police Academy 2: Their First... Film ...Assignment. Comedy sequel starring Steve Guttenberg and Bubba Smith, 1985. Now graduated, the comedy cops are assigned to the toughest precinct in town - under scheming Lt Mauser.
20:30 New: Hive Minds 8/13. Mavericks v Pascallywags: In this second-round match, Mavericks play Pascallywags for a place in the semi-finals. Also in HD. [S]
20:30 Two and a Half Men Corey's Been Dead for an Hour US sitcom. Charlie gets tired of Alan's constant scrounging and reaches breaking point during the brothers' double date. S4 Ep9
21:00 New Tricks 5/10. Prodigal Sons: Crime drama. With Sasha back on fighting form, UCOS investigate the death of a talented cricket prodigy loathed by his teammates. Also in HD. [AD,S]
21:00 India: Nature's Wonderland 1/2. Wildlife expert Liz Bonnin, actor Freida Pinto and mountaineer Jon Gupta reveal the hidden wonders of India's surprising natural world. Also in HD. [AD,S]
21:00 Cash in Hand! Payday Loans For the first time, a broadcaster has been granted access to a payday loan firm - this film shows the business from the inside out as staff cope with the demands of the job.
21:00 Educating Cardiff Moving from primary to secondary school isn't easy. This episode meets two Year 7 boys. Nervous Aaron struggles to find his feet, while popular Assad's antics disrupt the school. (Ep2)
20:55 5 News Update National and international news.
21:00 Celeb Big Brother: Live Eviction Highlights of all the latest events inside the house as celebrities from the UK and USA take part in the ultimate CBB battle. (S9 Ep 6)
21:00 New: Desperate for Love:... ...Secrets of China. 2/3. How marriage markets and dating bootcamps are used to increase marriage potential. Also in HD. [AD,S]
21:00 Hidden Killers of the Victorian... ...Home. Revealing the lethal products that lurked in every room of the Victorian home. Also in HD. [S]
21:00 Hell's Kitchen Gordon Ramsay puts aspiring chefs through a series of gruelling challenges. After a dinner service filled with mistakes, can a perfectly cooked lamb dish save Josh from the chop? S14 Ep13
21:00 Bram Stoker's Dracula FrightFest Horror. Gary Oldman stars as the iconic vampire in Francis Ford Coppola's adaptation of the classic Gothic novel. With Winona Ryder and Keanu Reeves. Gory violence/sex.
22:00 BBC News at Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. Also in HD. [S]
22:00 The Perfect Morecambe & Wise 2/9. In this compilation of Eric and Ernie's best gags, the duo have a wardrobe malfunction and play a strange game of table football. Shirley Bassey sings Smoke Gets in Your Eyes. [S]
22:00 ITV News at Ten & Weather Mark Austin and Julie Etchingham present the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast and all the news and weather in your region.
22:00 How the Rich Get Hitched A privileged insight into the world of high-end weddings, going behind the scenes at elite couture bridal shop Caroline Castigliano, and meeting the brides who use their bespoke services.
22:00 New: The Hotel Inspector Returns Brand new documentary series. Alex Polizzi returns to one of her 'toughest gigs' - the Paramount Hotel in Nottingham, which she last visited 18 months ago. (S3 Ep 1)
22:00 EastEnders The Carters make a shocking discovery, leading Mick and Tina to turn to Shirley for help. Kush and Shabnam reach breaking point. Lee confronts Whitney about her odd behaviour. Also in HD. [AD,S]
22:00 The Titfield Thunderbolt Film A group of villagers battle to preserve the local railway line by running it themselves. Also in HD. [1953] [S]
22:00 American Pie: The Wedding Film Comedy starring Jason Biggs and Seann William Scott, 2003. Two of the gang prepare for their perfect wedding, only for a series of inevitably outrageous events to unfold.
22:00 National Lampoon's Vacation Film Broad farce starring Chevy Chase and Beverly D'Angelo, 1983. An accident-prone dad heads for California with his family, determined to give them the vacation of a lifetime.
22:25 BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London. [S] Followed by weather and a National Lottery update.
22:30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Emily Maitlis. Also in HD. [S] Followed by weather.
22:30 New: Fried 2/6. Hold Up: Sitcom set in a fried chicken shop. A hoodie bursts in and demands some nuggets. Mary locks herself in the freezer. Contains adult humour and some strong language. Also in HD. [S]
22:35 Me & My New Brain A young woman who suffered a brain injury in an accident retraces the steps of her dramatic recovery and meets other young people adjusting to life after serious brain injuries. Also in HD. [AD,S]
22:40 Through the Keyhole Game show in which celebrities guess at the owners of three mystery houses. This week, chef Gino D'Acampo, Corrie's Sue Cleaver and comedian Johnny Vegas have a nose around. S2 Ep1
 
23:00 Christian Louboutin: The... ...World's Most Luxurious Shoes: This film has unprecedented access to Christian Louboutin's extraordinary world as he tries to introduce his famous footwear to super-rich markets in Asia.
23:00 Celebrity Big Brother's Bit On... ...The Side. Rylan Clark is joined by a variety of celebrity panellists and an audience of CBB fans to debate hot topics, reveal exclusives and go behind the scenes of the main show. (S9 Ep 6)
23:00 Family Guy 9/18. This Little Piggy: Meg is thrilled to be recruited as a model, but it turns out to be for a very specific type of modelling. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S]
23:15 Special Forces - Ultimate Hell... ...Week. 1/6. The recruits are challenged by former Navy Seals operatives set on 'weeding out the weak'. Also in HD. [AD,S]
23:25 Family Guy 17/21. The Most Interesting Man in the World: US animated comedy. Peter accepts more business trips away and soon becomes incredibly clever and cultured. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S]
23:20 The Secret Life of Waves David Malone's documentary delves into the secrets of ocean waves, revealing that waves are not made of water, that some waves travel sideways and more. [S]
23:30 Let the Right One In FrightFest Tomas Alfredson's acclaimed 80s-set horror about a bullied boy who makes friends with a mysterious girl who only leaves home after dark. In Swedish/subs. Bloody violence.
23:35 Who Do You Think You Are? 3/10. Derek Jacobi: Celebrity genealogy series. Actor Derek Jacobi grew up in Walthamstow, but a clue in his mother's family tree hints at a more colourful past in France. Also in HD. [AD,S]
23:40 Benidorm A storm batters Benidorm and Les/Lesley has to arrange some bingo entertainment with rather unusual prizes. A handsome stranger from Janice's past arrives at the Solana. S4 Ep4
23:45 American Dad! 1/19. Love, AD Style: Animated comedy. When Roger hears Hayley singing in the shower he hires her to sing in his bar, with an unexpected result. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S]
 
00:00 Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series about Britain's feuding neighbours. In this episode, a group of residents in Guildford are upset when a neighbour turns his council flat into a 'Cannabis Cafe'. (S4 Ep 6)
00:00 Two and a Half Men Release the Dogs American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan visits a psychiatrist to cure him of his insomnia. S4 Ep8
00:15 Building the Ancient City:... ...Athens and Rome. 2/2. Rome: Professor Andrew Wallace-Hadrill reveals how the Romans made their ancient megacity work. Also in HD. [AD,S]
00:05 PokerStars Caribbean Adventure Love him or hate him, Maurice Hawkins has outlasted almost 800 players. But standing in his way are several top pros, including the charismatic Chance Kornuth.
00:10 Family Guy 5/18. Whistle While Your Wife Works: Animated comedy. When Peter gets hurt and can't work, his boss tells him that he needs to speed things up, so Lois helps him out. Contains adult humour. [S]
00:05 BRDC Formula 4 Championship... ...Highlights. The UK's premier junior single-seater series takes to the fast Snetterton circuit in Norfolk for rounds 16, 17 and 18 of the season. Will Palmer currently leads the standings.
00:30 Fried 2/6. Hold Up: Sitcom set in a fried chicken shop. A hoodie bursts in and demands some nuggets. Mary locks herself in the freezer. Contains adult humour and some strong language. Also in HD. [S]
00:20 Horizon: Playing God 7/15. Horizon meets a creature created by scientists, the spider-goat, part of research to break down nature into spare parts so that we can rebuild it however we please. Also in HD. [AD,S]
00:30 Two and a Half Men Corey's Been Dead for an Hour US sitcom. Charlie gets tired of Alan's constant scrounging and reaches breaking point during the brothers' double date. S4 Ep9
00:35 Weather for the Week Ahead Detailed weather forecast. Also in HD. [S]
00:40 BBC News BBC One joins the BBC's rolling news channel for a night of news, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes. Also in HD. [S]
06:00 Breakfast The latest news, sport, business and weather from the BBC's Breakfast team. Also in HD. [S] Including regional news at 25 and 55 minutes past each hour.
00:35 Jackpot247 Join the presenters live and play roulette on your telly. Find out how or join in now at Jackpot247.com.
 
01:00 KOTV Boxing Weekly All the news and results, a fight from the archive and Dennis Hogan gets it on with Kenny Abril for the WBA-NABA USA light middleweight title in Niagara Falls, New York State.
00:55 SuperCasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel. For more information and to register visit SuperCasino.com.
01:00 Desperate for Love: Secrets of... ...China. 2/3. How marriage markets and dating bootcamps are used to increase marriage potential. Also in HD. [AD,S]
00:55 Hell's Kitchen Gordon Ramsay puts aspiring chefs through a series of gruelling challenges. After a dinner service filled with mistakes, can a perfectly cooked lamb dish save Josh from the chop? S14 Ep13
01:00 The Cycle Show The cycling magazine show with celebrity guests, cycling stars and features on all things bike related. Presented by Matt Barbet. S4 Ep1
00:58 ..programmes start at 7.00am
00:58 ..programmes start at 6.00am
01:15 Natural World 9/10. Ghost Bear Family: In the vast Canadian wilderness, there lives a very special bear family. Also in HD. [AD,S,SL]
01:30 Gillette World Sport Exclusive access to New York Giants' superstar Odell Beckham, the very best action from 2015 World Athletics Championships from Beijing, and the finals of field hockey's Euro League.
01:20 Canals - The Making of a Nation 6/6. Engineering: Liz McIvor charts the struggles of the builders and engineers tasked with creating a landscape of canals over the rugged terrain surrounding the Pennine hills. Also in HD. [S]
01:40 Totally Bonkers Guinness World... ...Records. Matt Edmondson offers his unique insights on some Guinness World Records from across the globe, including the world's longest snake and the heaviest vehicle pulled by nipples. S2 Ep11
01:45 Nosferatu the Vampyre FrightFest Isabelle Adjani and Bruno Ganz star in Werner Herzog's remake of FW Murnau's classic horror about the blood-craving vampire, Count Dracula (Klaus Kinski). In German/subs.
 
01:55 2XU Long Course Weekend Triathlon The stunning Pembrokeshire coast is the setting for this triathlon, which is made up of three events over three days - the Wales Swim, the Wales Sportive and the Wales Marathon.
01:55 Don't Tell the Bride 4/12. Jamie-Lee & Mathew: Brides-to-be give away any say in their big day to their groom. Mathew is planning a swashbuckling pirate adventure. Contains some strong language. Also in HD. [S]
01:50 Hive Minds 8/13. Mavericks v Pascallywags: In this second-round match, Mavericks play Pascallywags for a place in the semi-finals. Also in HD. [S]
01:55 Minder Second-Hand Pose After being left in an industrial freezer, Terry looks for alternative employment and gets work helping out an old friend in the second-hand furniture business. [SL] S5 Ep5
02:15 Britain Beneath Your Feet 1/2. Building Britain: Documentary exploring Britain from below. Dallas Campbell reveals how we can understand the world around us by discovering the hidden wonders beneath our feet. [AD,S,SL]
02:05 Rixton: The Hot Desk Exclusive gossip from special celebrity guests and the hottest bands around. Today's guests are boy band Rixton.
02:15 Teleshopping Shopping from home.
02:20 World War Two: 1945 & the... ...Wheelchair President. David Reynolds re-examines the war leadership of American president Franklin Roosevelt. Also in HD. [AD,S]
02:45 ITV4 Nightscreen Text-based information service.
 
03:00 Don't Blow the Inheritance Quiz show, hosted by Tim Vine, in which teams made up of two generations from the same family answer general knowledge questions to build up their Inheritance Prize Fund. [SL]
02:50 Mobil 1 The Grid Checking out the GP circuit in Mexico City, visiting the European Hill Climb Championships in the Swiss Alps, and the USA for dirtcar racing at the Kings Royal.
02:55 Desperate for Love: Secrets of... ...China. 2/3. How marriage markets and dating bootcamps are used to increase marriage potential. Also in HD. [AD,S,SL]
03:00 Teleshopping Shopping from home.
06:00 Football's Greatest: Ronaldo Football's Greatest Ronaldo: Short films celebrating some of football's greatest players. In this edition, the Portuguese master Cristiano Ronaldo.
03:15 This Is BBC Two Highlights of programmes on BBC Two. Also in HD. [S]
06:00 Homes Under the Hammer Martin Roberts and Lucy Alexander visit a building plot in Warminster, a Victorian house in Selkirk and a top-floor flat in Faversham. They learn how much each sold for at auction. [S]
03:15 British GT The British GT Championship heads to the 13 turn, 2.96 mile ultra-fast Snetterton circuit in Norfolk.
03:10 Undercover Benefits Cheat Last in the series. Paul Connolly goes undercover to meets the crooks and criminals offering claimants the chance to make an illegal income, and a whole lot more besides. (S1 Ep 4)
03:45 Selling Houses with Amanda Lamb In Orpington, Kent, can Amanda Lamb help Ian and his fiancée Janice transform Ian's bachelor pad into a modern, relaxing place that might tempt a possible buyer? [SL]
 
03:50 ITV Nightscreen Text-based information service.
04:00 Michaela's Wild Challenge Wildlife series with Michaela Strachan. Michaela heads for Kenya to play elephant mother for a day, and attempts to taste the honey of some killer bees. (S2 Ep 5)
03:55 This Is BBC Three BBC Three Refreshing TV for the digital age. Tune in daily from 7.00pm.
03:50 This Is BBC Four BBC Four is the BBC channel for people who want more. More depth, more range, more to stimulate the mind. More daily from 7.00pm.
03:55 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
04:25 House Busters Janet Ellis invites three experts to 'heal' a house. Horrifying nightmares and a depressing atmosphere have led one family to believe they are unwelcome in their own home. (S2 Ep 5)
04:40 Fifteen To One Fifteen contestants go head to head in the iconic quiz hosted by Sandi Toksvig. The contestants face notoriously tough questions as they compete for the chance to take home 40 grand.
04:45 House Doctor Series in which Ann Maurice provides home-improvement advice for properties. The owners of a colourful property in Milton Keynes need to make a sale so they can move to France. (S6 Ep 2)
 
05:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience. [SL]
06:00 Good Morning Britain Breakfast show featuring the latest news, sport and weather. Piers Morgan chats about the new series of Piers Morgan's Life Stories.
05:10 House Doctor Series in which Ann Maurice provides home improvement advice for properties that are proving difficult to sell. She focuses on an arty garden flat in London's Kensal Green. (S6 Ep 3)
05:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
05:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
05:30 This is CBBC! Welcome to the CBBC channel. Programmes start at 7.00am.
05:30 This is CBeebies! Welcome to the CBeebies channel. Programmes start at 6.00am.
06:00 Teletubbies Washing the Goat Preschool fun, fantasy and education. The Teletubbies watch a group of children washing their goat in the river. Later, the Teletubbies spill their tubby custard. [S]
05:35 1001 Things You Should Know Comedian Sandi Toksvig hosts a brand new quiz show. Players are asked questions we should all know the answers to. Nick Hewer and Hollyoaks' Jennifer Metcalfe are among today's questioners.
06:00 Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Greg Rusedski is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.
05:35 House Doctor Series in which Ann Maurice provides home improvement advice for properties. Ann visits a three-bedroom semi-detached house in Spennymoor. (S6 Ep 4)
06:00 The WotWots Skip-a-lotty Wotty SpottyWot is thrilled when he discovers an animal at the zoo which shares his love of skipping and bouncing - can you guess what it is? (S1 Ep 14)
05:45 ITV2 Nightscreen Text-based information service.
06:00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World... ...Records. Matt Edmondson narrates wild and outrageous Guinness World Records. This show features the world's fastest human crab, the highest sung note and the world's smallest horse. S2 Ep9