This week's UK TV & radio

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05:00 Formula 1: The Japanese Grand... ...Prix - Qualifying. Suzi Perry hosts live coverage of qualifying for the Japanese Grand Prix. Sebastian Vettel won the race in 2013 for the fourth time. Also in HD. [S]
05:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
05:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
03:45 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
05:30 This is CBBC! Welcome to the CBBC channel. Programmes start at 7.00am.
05:45 NFL: Rush Zone Animated series that centres on a young football fan called Ish, who must protect shards of a power source called The Core, hidden in various NFL stadiums.
 
06:00 This Is BBC Two Highlights of programmes on BBC Two. [S]
06:00 Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge Young people's version of the world-famous and widely acclaimed Fort Boyard adventure game show. In this edition the Yellow Scorpions take on the Blue Sharks. [SL]
06:00 Peppa Pig Chloe's Puppet Show Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and her family visit Uncle Pig, Aunty Pig and Cousin Chloe. Chloe has a new puppet theatre.
06:00 Emmerdale Omnibus The aftermath of the previous week's events are felt throughout the village. Edna is haunted by her past. Lisa puts her health at risk. Debbie is worried that Pete has moved on. [SL]
06:00 World Of Sport: Last Orders More from ITV's sports archives as Richard Henwood takes a look back at The Indoor League. A show about 1970's pub games presented by Yorkshire's cricketing great Fred Trueman.
06:00 Tikkabilla Elves, Shoes and Cars Preschool fun with songs, rhymes, surprise guests and things to make. Elves, sizes and Bonny, Banana and Mo with Simon, Lorna and Tamba. [S]
06:10 How I Met Your Mother Brunch Ted and the gang have brunch with his parents. Robin worries that Ted's mum doesn't like her but realises that isn't the case when a huge secret is revealed.
06:05 Roary The Racing Car Cici Wins the Day Racing animation. Cici is fed up with never winning and decides not to take part in the race that day. Can Roary persuade her to change her mind?
06:15 Angelina Ballerina Angelina and Alice's Big Night Children's animation about the ballet-dancing mouse and her friends. Angelina is excited as she is performing with her class.
06:05 Cheers The Visiting Lecher Sharp comedy from the Boston bar. Frasier's lecherous colleague, Dr Kendall, comes to Boston to promote his book on marital fidelity. [SL]
06:25 The Falcon's Alibi Film The Falcon becomes the prime suspect when the jewels he is hired to protect go missing. Can the super sleuth catch the real thief and prove his innocence in the process? [B&W, 1946] [S]
06:25 Pat & Stan Aunt Martha Moves Pat and Stan the yellow dog turn every event into the craziest of adventures! While her house is being renovated, Aunt Martha is staying with her nephews. [SL]
06:30 Bert and Ernie Deep Sea Claymation. Ernie cannot wait to go deep-sea diving to look for the Eight-Legged Wonder, but Bert is reluctant to join his pal.
06:30 Cheers The Improbable Dream Part 1: Bar-room sitcom. Sam is on the verge of having a date with Rebecca - until corporate raider and eligible bachelor Robin Colcord enters the scene. [SL]
06:30 Me Too! Signs Drama series about the lives of parents and their children. Rudi has far too many pears to sell but comes up with a great idea to help shift them. [AD,S]
06:35 Pat & Stan The Great Vacation Pat and Stan the yellow dog turn every event into the craziest of adventures! Stan installs an alarm system before leaving on vacation. [SL]
06:40 Dino Dan Where the Dinosaurs Are While Dan and his friends have a sleepover at the Royal Ontario Museum, Dan has to get a T-Rex claw back from some dinosaurs before the museum opens. [SL]
06:35 How I Met Your Mother Ted Mosby Architect: Ted and Robin have their first big argument after Robin becomes annoyed at hearing Ted's work grumbles, so Ted's pals try to prove that he's not dull.
06:35 New: Seaside Antics The Climbing Crab Children's wildlife series. Katy the crab decides that she has had enough of living in the rock pool, so she goes off in search of adventure.
06:40 Mr Men Robots Mr Grumpy's mechanical maid starts to behave in unpredictable ways, while Miss Whoops mistakenly installs the wrong brain in Miss Scary's robot.
 
07:00 Trans World Sport Catch ups with British gymnasts the Downie sisters and football star Roman Kosecki, a look at when Ali and Frazier clashed in the Thrilla in Manila, and a go at the Ghanaian game of Oware.
06:55 Chloe's Closet Musical Chairs Animated adventures. Chloe, Lil and Mac travel to an Indian jungle where they help Miss Elephant learn how to be gentle when she plays with her smaller friends.
07:00 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
06:55 Cheers The Improbable Dream Part 2: Sitcom. Rebecca rejects Sam when she agrees to join Robin Colcord for dinner and a weekend of fun on the West Coast. [SL]
07:00 Arthur 13/18. Muffy's Art Attack: Animation following the adventures of a young aardvark and his friends. Muffy has an encounter with real-life kinetic sculptor Arthur Ganson. [S]
06:50 Cloudbabies Bobo to the Rescue Animated series about the Cloudbabies, who look after the sky. Bobo White is going for Skyhorsey practice. He is very keen to become as good as the Cloudbabies. Also in HD. [S]
07:00 Baby Jake Baby Jake Loves Making Honey The adventures of magical Baby Jake and friends. Baby Jake and Nibbles the rabbit go on a buzzy-bee adventure and help make honey. Also in HD. [S]
07:05 Canimals Mousetak Can When the humans mistake the Canimals' mess for droppings, they return with a whole lot of mouse and rat traps. The Canimals welcome the new buffet of cheese!
07:10 Canimals Mama Can At a bakery, the Canimals pop out one after the other to check out a cake that somehow resembles their mother, but how can it look like all their mums?
07:05 Olly The Little White Van Suzy's Makeover Animated series featuring the adventures of a little white van. When Suzie breaks down, Bazza convinces her that she is getting old and needs a makeover.
07:10 Bananas In Pyjamas Cuddlestown's Big Thing Animation. When Rat says that he wants to attract more people to Cuddlestown, the Bananas suggest that they build a statue. But what should it look like?
07:10 League of Super Evil Voltopia Animation. When the Great Voltar and Dr Frogg wind up at the city dump after taking a ride in the escape pod, they think they've destroyed the whole planet. [S]
07:10 Postman Pat 12/13. Postman Pat and the Rocket Rescue: Children's animation following Greendale's postman and his cat. The kids' giant snowball crashes onto the railway, but Pat stops the train in time. [S]
07:30 Breakfast The latest news, sport, business and weather from the BBC's Breakfast team. Also in HD. [S]
07:25 The Charge of the Light Brigade Film Thunderous war epic that follows the exploits of the British 27th Lancers from India to the Crimea and a final, bloody confrontation. Starring Errol Flynn. Also in HD. [B&W, 1936] [S]
07:20 Om Nom Stories Arts and Crafts Evan wants to paint, but he just cannot get Om Nom to sit still. Maybe he should be told that there is only one way to get Om Nom to cooperate - candy!
07:25 Sooty The Wendy House Soo has lost her favourite necklace. Sooty and Sweep want to cheer her up so they decide to decorate her old wendy house.
07:30 Make Way For Noddy Policeman For A Day Children's animated series. When Noddy does a favour for Mr Plod, he thinks he is part of the police force.
07:20 Cheers A Bar Is Born Sam decides to buy a bar of his own, but is foiled by Robin Colcord when the corporate raider raids Sam's ideas. [SL]
07:25 Pet Squad Iron Duck Comedy animation. Wilbur claims to have turned over a new leaf, but when the Professor trusts him with his latest invention, he uses it to take over P-Town. [S]
07:25 The Koala Brothers 11/26. Ned Catches a Cold: The adventures of Frank and Buster, two intrepid young koalas on a special mission to help others in need. Ned gets his first cold and is too ill to work. [S]
07:40 Mr Bean Haircut The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. After accidentally rescuing a kitten from a tree, Mr Bean is about to get his picture in the newspaper.
07:45 City of Friends Max's Mercy Ride Animation. Max is in charge of Martin and Mia when they are camping overnight in the mountains. Then Jumpi unexpectedly turns up on the scene...
07:45 Cheers How to Marry a Mailman Sharp comedy from the Boston bar. When Cliff's girlfriend returns from Canada with nuptial intent, Cliff's fear of commitment cripples him. [SL]
07:35 Shaun the Sheep Pigs Swill Fly Children's animation. The farm is looking spotless and everyone is on their best behaviour when the dreaded farm inspector pays a visit. Also in HD. [S]
07:45 MOTD Kickabout Match of the Day spin-off with the latest from the world of footie as well as top players and pundits. [S]
07:40 Everything's Rosie Holly Wraps It Up Rosie lives in a playhouse with her friends. Holly has knitted presents for all of her friends to wear at the ice hockey game. Also in HD. [AD,S]
 
07:50 The Matt Hatter Chronicles Alliance of Evil Adventure-comedy series. With the Triple Sphere at full power, Tenoroc immediately sends three villains - Redbeard, Mummy and Medusa - into the Multiverse.
08:00 The Morning Line Gina Harding and guests are at Ascot with news, tips and features ahead of a top quality day's racing from Ascot and Newmarket. Plus, a preview of tomorrow's Prix de L'Arc de Triomphe.
08:00 Little Princess I Don't Want To Share The Little Princess is given a new paddling pool to splash about in, but soon finds that playing alone is no substitute for sharing with friends.
08:00 Sam & Mark's Sport Showdown The Swimtastics v The Dynamite Ds Sam and Mark test two rival teams. The Swimtastics and the Dynamite Ds compete in sport-inspired challenges to win the Sport Showdown gold medal. Also in HD. [S]
07:50 Q Pootle 5 A Friend for Ray Space animation. When Q Pootle 5 brings his major-bird friend Roy to visit Okidoki for the day, Ray is not impressed. It's up to Q Pootle 5 to help them get along. Also in HD. [S]
08:00 Mike the Knight Great Gallop Animated series about a young knight in training. Mike gallops to the river and leaves a sack of jam tarts there before the village jam tart feast can begin. Also in HD. [AD,S]
08:15 Nerds & Monsters Monstervision Animated comedy series. The nerds create a stage version of their favourite TV show.
08:15 The Adventures of Bottle Top... ...Bill and His Best Friend Corky. Loot In The Loft: A precious vase goes missing when Bill and Corky clean out Mrs Whistlehead's loft. Can the friends track it down? Narrated by Miranda Richardson.
08:15 Motorsport UK More motor racing action from Knockhill featuring racing from the Ginetta GT4 Supercup and the Formula Ford Championship. Commentary by Richard John Neil.
08:15 Octonauts The Flying Fish Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his band of explorers. A school of flying fish accidentally make off with Professor Inkling's rare book. Also in HD. [AD,S]
08:30 The Munch Box Children's cookery show. The junior cooks are joined by renowned Persian chef Sabrina Gayour, who judges the food cooked by our two teams, and demonstrates one of her own recipes.
08:30 New: Wanda and The Alien Dragon Fly Animation. Wanda and Alien play chase with a dragonfly, but when he flies over the pond they cannot follow him, until alien uses his magic to turn a lily pad into a boat.
08:30 The Next Step 18/30. Brand New: Reality-style drama following a group of dancers. With Emily and Stephanie gone, Giselle auditions to be the new member of A-Troupe. Also in HD. [S] Followed by Newsround.
08:25 Chuggington Zephie's Monkey Business Children's animation in which trains talk, think and do not need drivers. Zephie is excited when she takes the vet to see the animals at the safari park. [S]
08:45 Rupert Bear Rupert And The Butterfly Collector When Rupert, Bill and Edward find a butterfly collector who wants to catch a rare Polka Dot breed, they are determined to protect its freedom.
08:35 Timmy Time 14/26. Tidy Timmy: Animated adventures of a lamb at nursery school. Timmy's attempts at tidying his toys are rather slapdash, so Harriet shows him how it should be done. [AD,S]
08:45 Little Robots 1/13. Where's Teddy?: Stop-frame animation about Tiny and his Little Robot friends. Stripy loses Teddy and everyone joins in the search. [S]
 
09:00 Weekend Kitchen with Waitrose Culinary legend Ken Hom is live in the kitchen. Angellica Bell samples the ultimate in slow cooking - snails! And presenters Lisa Snowdon and Steve Jones get a baking masterclass.
09:00 Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Spies Preschool animation. King and Queen Thistle ask Nanny Plum and the Wise Old Elf to build a boat capable of beating the Marigolds.
08:50 Coronation Street Omnibus Kylie is faced with her past. What is Tim hiding from Sally? Dev sees a new side to Julie.
09:00 New: WILD Edinburgh An hour of wildlife and adventure. Tim tries kite surfing, Naomi feeds a pack of hungry hunting dogs and world paraclimbing champion Fran Brown shows off her skills. Also in HD. [S]
09:00 Rastamouse Da Rare Groove Stop-motion series featuring a crime-fighting special agent who plays in a reggae band. Sasha has a clean-up, getting rid of Wensley Dale's old comic books and junk. Also in HD. [S]
09:15 Jelly Jamm Best Friend Forever Animated adventures with Bello, Ongo, Rita, Mina and Goomo as they get up to all sorts of fun and mischief on the musical planet of Jammbo.
09:15 Bundesliga Football Highlights Highlights from Germany's premier football league presented by Isabella Muller-Reinhardt.
09:10 Mister Maker Arts and crafts. Mister Maker makes a surprising picture, creates a wobbly clown in under a minute and shows how to make a brilliant bubble wrap cactus that never needs watering. [S]
09:20 The Trials of Life 8/12. Fighting: Fight or flee? Resist or surrender? Aggression is widespread in animals. However, risking injury is the last resort. Presented by Sir David Attenborough. Also in HD. [S]
09:25 The Hungry Sailors Dick and James Strawbridge explore more of West Cornwall as they make pizzas and toffee apples on a visit to Joyce Edwards at her Porthleven allotment.
09:30 Lazytown Roboticus When Robbie Rotten finds a rule in the LazyTown rule book that says there can be only one Super Hero in town, he comes up with a plan to get rid of Sportacus.
09:30 Nina and the Neurons: Earth... ...Explorers. 18/25. Moon Shape: Preschool science show. Nina investigates why the moon is sometimes a different shape - with the help of Luke, her sight neuron. Also in HD. [S]
09:45 Something Special: We're All... ...Friends. 13/25. Hats: Educational series using Makaton sign language. Justin and his friends are at a hat museum, whilst Mr Tumble is trying out some tricks with a magic hat. Also in HD. [S]
 
10:00 Saturday Kitchen Live James Martin presents the weekly live cooking show with guest chefs Matt Gillan and Ching-He Huang. Wine expert Susy Atkins chooses wine to match the dishes in the studio. [S]
10:00 Everybody Loves Raymond A Job for Robert Ray becomes jealous when Marie starts treating Robert better than him.
10:00 Chinese Food In Minutes Chinese cookery show with chef Ching-He Huang.
10:00 Friday Download Pixie Lott Friday Download is back with the instant download for the week ahead. Anais Gallagher delivers the latest fashion craze and Strictly's Pixie Lott performs. [S]
10:10 The Trials of Life 9/12. Friends and Rivals: David Attenborough examines how recognising friends and respecting the power of rivals is vital. Also in HD. [S]
10:15 The Secret Life of Pets Documentary series. This episode focuses on pets as social animals, featuring a group of puppies whose play-fighting helps them to become well-adjusted family pets later in life.
10:15 UEFA Champions League Weekly A regular round-up of all the action with big-name interviews, featuring the top stars from European football's premier club competition - the UEFA Champions League.
10:05 Peter Rabbit The Tale of the Mother's Day Pie Animated series. When Peter forgets to get his mother a present for Mother's Day, his hurried attempts to put things right lead to adventure. Also in HD. [AD,S]
10:25 Murder, She Wrote The Murder Channel Mystery series. Jessica Fletcher is given an unusual birthday gift that involves her in solving a murder, stopping a diamond heist and saving a friend's life.
10:30 Frasier Maris Returns (Part 1): Niles' ex-wife Maris needs his help - can he keep her return secret from a pregnant and emotional Daphne?
10:20 Tree Fu Tom Treefle Tom Animated fantasy adventure show. Tom and his friends' greed for the tasty treefle treats growing all over Treetopolis for just one day leads to trouble. Also in HD. [S]
10:45 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series about Britain's feuding neighbours, using CCTV footage and material from victims' own cameras. Including a man who was attacked by his neighbour with a hammer!
10:45 The Furchester Hotel Very Important Porcupine Preschool puppet show. Phoebe and Elmo feel sorry for Pierce, a lonely porcupine. Can furry thinking help them play together without a prickly problem? Also in HD. [AD,S]
 
10:55 Map Man 3/8. Mackenzie's Chart of the Orkneys (1748): Nicholas Crane travels across British historical maps. In the 1740s, schoolmaster Murdoch Mackenzie used revolutionary ways to map the sea. [AD,S]
11:00 Frasier Murder Most Maris (Part 2): Niles is suspected as an accomplice to murder, and Frasier accidentally recommends that his brother should be executed...
11:00 On the Fiddle Film (1961) WWII comedy. Alfred Lynch stars as a sharp-witted, unscrupulous wide-boy army recruit who, with his amiable slow-witted pal (Sean Connery), gets involved in every conceivable racket.
10:50 The Manchurian Candidate Film Thriller starring Laurence Harvey and Frank Sinatra, 1962. Two US soldiers are captured during the Korean War and brainwashed to carry out assassinations back home.
11:00 WHOOPS I MISSED THE BUS 21/52. Lauren and Myles look back at more CBBC highlights, including brand new Millie Inbetween, Sam & Mark's Sport Showdown and Blue Peter. [S]
11:00 Swashbuckle Pirate Perfume Pong Pirate-themed game show. Cook and Line are big fans of Captain Sinker's new perfume but when they use it all up, they decide to make their own replacement. Also in HD. [S]
11:15 The X Factor Dermot O'Leary hosts the first of this weekend's three tension-filled episodes as the remaining 24 acts jet off to the judges' houses to battle it out for a place in the final 12.
11:30 Nigel Slater's Dish of the Day 2/8. Unsung Heroes: Nigel shows how the shrinking violets of the kitchen can help make cooking shine as he turns some often overlooked staples into seven sensational dishes. Also in HD. [S]
11:30 South Africa Walks 3/4. The Kruger: Julia Bradbury heads out on foot in one of the world's most famous game reserves, the Kruger National Park, amongst the biggest and most dangerous beasts in Africa. [AD,S]
11:25 ITV News & Weather Sascha Williams with the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by national and local weather forecasts.
11:30 Storage Hoarders Aggie MacKenzie helps people let go of things they never use. Artist Tracey's studio has become a dumping ground, so Aggie is on a mission to teach her the art of decluttering.
11:30 The Big Bang Theory The Monster Isolation After a terrible date with Lucy, Raj vows never to leave his flat again. Sheldon asks Penny to help him record a new episode of Fun with Flags.
11:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
11:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
11:20 Our School Documentary series following a group of students as they go from primary to secondary school. Ewan's behaviour challenges his teachers at his new school. Also in HD. [S]
11:20 Kerwhizz The Four-Season Freeway Children's quiz. Who will come out on top as the teams face a seasonal round of the quiz with added whizz? Teams Ninki, Twist and Kit face Kerwhizzitor. Also in HD. [S]
11:45 Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away Documentary series. In London's Docklands, Paul and Steve make a worrying discovery in a locked wooden case. In Essex, Paul's team must evict a family with six children.
11:40 Dipdap Gallery Series in which a drawn line creates challenges and surprises for unsuspecting little Dipdap. The Line draws pictures for Dipdap but they are not what they seem. Also in HD. [S]
11:45 Grandpa in My Pocket A Fabulous Family Photo Comedy drama featuring a magical Shrinking Cap. Mum wants to take a family photo, so Great Aunt Loretta calls Miss Snip the dog groomer to tidy up Beowulf. Also in HD. [AD,S]
 
12:00 BBC News The latest national and international news from the BBC. Also in HD. [S] Followed by weather.
12:00 Lorraine Pascale: How to be a... ...Better Cook. 4/6. Neil Forster: Lorraine teaches Neil how to create asparagus and cream cheese puff pastry tarts. Also in HD. [AD,S]
12:00 The Big Bang Theory The Contractual Obligation Implementation Leonard, Sheldon and Howard are forced to volunteer for a university committee. Raj plans a stress-free date with Lucy.
11:50 Newsround Topical news magazine for children. Also in HD. [S]
12:00 Wolfblood 5/13. The Dark Ages: Drama series. Sparks fly when some ancient wolfblood relics are discovered and Tom finds a kindred spirit in Kay. Also in HD. [AD,S]
12:00 Wibbly Pig Circus Preschool animation based on the popular children's books. When Wibbly meets a clown, a trapeze artist and a musician, he ends up performing in his very own circus show. [S]
12:10 Football Focus Dan Walker and guests preview the weekend's football fixtures which include Manchester City's visit to Aston Villa and Liverpool taking on West Bromwich Albion. Also in HD. [S]
12:15 The Xtra Factor Sarah-Jane Crawford presents the companion show as The X Factor reaches the judges' houses stage. The judges and guest mentors also chat to Sarah-Jane about their final decisions.
12:10 I Can Cook on the Go 8/26. Vegetable Samosas and Judo: Children's cookery programme. Katy and her friends make vegetable samosas and have fun doing judo. Also in HD. [AD,S]
12:30 The Little Paris Kitchen:... ...Cooking with Rachel Khoo. 1/6. Rachel Khoo demonstrates her flair for the cuisine of Paris, cooking up her unique take on a croque madame and some wonderful madeleine cakes. Also in HD. [AD,S]
12:30 May the Best House Win Today we are in and around the Essex coast where teacher Dawn has a period property as does yoga teacher Paula who owns a villa.
12:25 The Simpsons Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in 'The Curse of the Flying Hellfish': Monty Burns wants Grandpa Simpson out of the way so he can get his hands on some valuable art.
12:25 Wolfblood 6/13. Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?: Drama series. Jana feels lost without her pack on a full moon. Her inner wolf has become bitter and angry, with the instinct to attack. Also in HD. [AD,S]
12:25 Balamory Steam Train Children's series based around a small Scottish island community. PC Plum has promised to take Miss Hoolie on a boat trip, but he has double-booked himself. [AD,S]
12:45 Storage: Flog The Lot! Reality series that pits professional dealers against each other. Chuko locks horns with Chris over a 1960s Lambretta and Charlie tries to shift a truckload of vintage toys.
12:45 You've Been Framed! Harry Hill delves into the archive to present an animal special. Expect the fur to fly as the funniest members of the animal kingdom are caught on camera.
12:45 Tinga Tinga Tales Why Rhino Charges Stories telling a young audience how animals got their distinctive parts. Here, monkeys make Rhino a horn from wood so he could join in the Dance of the Horns. Also in HD. [S]
 
12:50 Saturday Sportsday A look at the day's sporting events. [S]
13:00 Formula 1: The Japanese Grand... ...Prix - Qualifying. Another chance to see what happened in qualifying for the Japanese Grand Prix, which took place earlier in the day in Suzuka. Also in HD. [S]
13:00 Flying down to Rio Film Musical starring Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers in their first screen partnership. A pilot who flies a girl to Rio de Janeiro to see her father has competition for her affections. [B&W, 1933] [S]
12:55 Gadget Man Comedians Seann Walsh and David Mitchell help Richard Ayoade in his endeavour to prove that gadgets can make it possible to lead a full life, without even leaving the house.
12:55 The Riot Club Interview Special Stars Sam Claflin, Douglas Booth, Max Irons and Holliday Grainger talk about making the controversial new British drama.
13:00 King Kong Film (1976) Fantasy adventure. In this remake of the 1933 classic, oilmen discover a huge gorilla on a remote island. Jeff Bridges stars as the ape's protector and Jessica Lange as its prisoner.
12:55 Nowhere Boys 9/12. Drama series. The boys return to the Bremin Ranges, hoping to replicate the conditions of their first excursion in a bid to return home. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:00 Iconicles Scott's Bedtime Routine Explorer Nat has fun with the Iconicles and learns about the worlds in which they live. Scotty the puffin loses his special feather. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:30 The X Factor Bootcamp concludes with the third and final instalment. Dermot O'Leary offers support to the hopefuls as the judges decide which 24 acts are through to the next stage.
13:30 Channel 4 Racing From Ascot and Newmarket. Presenter: Gina Harding, reporters: Mick Fitzgerald and Emma Spencer, commentary and analysis: Richard Hoiles, Jim McGrath, Graham Cunningham and Tanya Stevenson.
13:20 Touring Car Legends Three-part series about the history of the British Touring Cars Championship from its birth in 1957 up to the present day. The first programme looks at the very early years.
13:20 Nowhere Boys 10/12. Drama series. The evil force targets Sam to get closer to the talisman and as a result, Sam's loyalty to the rest of the group is pushed to the limit. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:25 Tilly and Friends Tiptoe's Rainbow Animation. After a sunny, showery day the friends go in search of a rainbow. Tiptoe is very disappointed when they can't find one. Also in HD. [S]
13:40 Patton Film Bio-pic of legendary general starring George C Scott and Karl Malden. George C Scott won, but refused, an Oscar for his amazing performance as the uncompromising WWII commander. (1970)
13:45 You've Been Framed: Kids! Harry Hill delves into the archive to find the funniest kids ever seen on the show - the barmiest babies, craziest kids and naughtiest teenagers ever caught on camera.
13:45 Richard Hammond's Miracles of... ...Nature. 3/10. Richard Hammond explores how scientists designed the super aviator submarine by watching vultures. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:40 Mr Bloom's Nursery Stinky Gardener Mr Bloom welcomes a team of young helpers, who tend to his plants and produce. In the allotment, the Tiddlers learn that manure helps strawberries to grow. [S]
 
13:55 Newsround Topical news magazine for children. Also in HD. [S]
14:00 Rastamouse Da Rare Groove Stop-motion series featuring a crime-fighting special agent who plays in a reggae band. Sasha has a clean-up, getting rid of Wensley Dale's old comic books and junk. [S,SL]
14:05 Horrible Histories 13/15. Historical sketch show. Savage Songs compilation, featuring a Celtic hip hop battle, pop superstar Cleopatra, rock rebel William Wallace and the soulful Suffragettes. Also in HD. [AD,S]
14:10 Mister Maker Arts and crafts. Mister Maker makes a surprising picture, creates a wobbly clown in under a minute and shows how to make a brilliant bubble wrap cactus that never needs watering. [S,SL]
14:30 Bargain Hunt Edinburgh The teams descend on the Edinburgh Antiques and Collectors Fair. A professional swimmer and his grandmother team up with expert Nick Hall and bump into a past team. Also in HD. [AD,S]
14:25 Follow the Fleet Film Classic musical comedy in which an ex-dancer turned sailor and his best navy buddy, romance a nightclub singer and her sister. Starring Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers. [B&W, 1936] [S]
14:30 About a Boy Film Nick Hornby comedy starring Hugh Grant and Toni Collette, 2002. The story of the friendship between a bright but awkward 12-year-old boy and a wayward thirtysomething man.
14:25 Touring Car Legends Three-part series about the history of the British Touring Cars Championship. In the second programme, how television and the birth of Super Touring took BTCC into the big time.
14:30 Nina and the Neurons: Earth... ...Explorers. 18/25. Moon Shape: Preschool science show. Nina investigates why the moon is sometimes a different shape - with the help of Luke, her sight neuron. [S,SL]
14:35 Horrible Histories 1/15. Historical sketch show. The Saxon gods form an unlikely team of superheroes and Rosa Parks sings about her struggle for equality. Also in HD. [AD,S]
14:45 Something Special: We're All... ...Friends. 13/25. Hats: Educational series using Makaton sign language. Justin and his friends are at a hat museum, whilst Mr Tumble is trying out some tricks with a magic hat. Also in HD. [S]
 
14:50 You've Been Framed! Harry Hill is back with some of the funniest home footage sent in by viewers. Today's show features men behaving stupidly, taking to the ice and messing about in boats.
15:00 Horrible Histories 2/15. Historical sketch show. Featuring a surprisingly charming Stuart highwayman, and those violent Vikings show their softer side in a song. Also in HD. [AD,S]
15:15 Escape to the Country North Yorkshire Buyers are helped to find their dream homes. Nicki Chapman helps a couple of keen walkers in North Yorkshire and meets a Whitby jet jeweller. Also in HD. [AD,S]
15:15 Valiant Film Animated Comedy, 2005. The adventures of a wood pigeon who overcomes his small size to go from zero to hero during WWII.
15:05 Peter Rabbit The Tale of the Mother's Day Pie Animated series. When Peter forgets to get his mother a present for Mother's Day, his hurried attempts to put things right lead to adventure. [AD,S,SL]
15:25 British Touring Car... ...Championship Highlights. Steve Rider brings you the best of the action from the penultimate event of the tournament at Silverstone. Colin Turkington is favourite to lift the title.
15:30 Horrible Histories 3/15. Historical sketch show. Charles Dickens sings about his life and books and Vlad the Impaler reveals his horrible new plan for keeping out the neighbours. Also in HD. [AD,S]
15:20 Tree Fu Tom Treefle Tom Animated fantasy adventure show. Tom and his friends' greed for the tasty treefle treats growing all over Treetopolis for just one day leads to trouble. [S,SL]
15:40 Gone Girl Interview Special Ben Affleck, Rosamund Pike and Neil Patrick Harris and author Gillian Flynn talk about adapting the best-selling thriller Gone Girl to the screen.
15:45 Big Fish Film (2003) Tim Burton's fantasy drama tells the story of an Alabama salesman who spins impossible tales of giants, witches and uncatchable fish. Starring Ewan McGregor and Albert Finney.
15:45 Andy's Wild Adventures 7/20. Chinstrap Penguins: Pre-school wildlife series. Andy takes Kip on a wild adventure to see chinstrap penguins in the Antarctic. [S,SL]
 
16:00 Final Score Jason Mohammad presents the results, reports and reaction from the day's football fixtures, which include Liverpool v West Brom and a meeting between Leicester and Burnley. Also in HD. [S]
16:00 Horrible Histories 4/15. Historical sketch show. Featuring the rather eccentric Georgian philosopher Jeremy Bentham and super-rich Roman politician Crassus, who raps about his blinging lifestyle. Also in HD. [AD,S]
16:00 Justin's House 20/25. Justin Times: Justin Fletcher entertains with singing, dancing and comedy. Justin and Robert do their best to print the Justin Times. [S,SL]
16:15 Rick Stein's Mediterranean Escapes 4/6. Rick arrives in Corfu where he's invited to a family feast. Also in HD. [AD,S]
16:05 Come Dine with Me A week of competitive celebrity dining featuring love, lust, nudity and tears, some matchmaking, fried balls, and a fancy dress disco, which starts at Donal MacIntyre's place.
16:30 The X Factor Dermot O'Leary hosts the first of this weekend's three tension-filled episodes as the remaining 24 acts jet off to the judges' houses to battle it out for a place in the final 12.
16:30 Horrible Histories 5/15. Historical sketch show. Famous monk St Augustine struggles to introduce Christianity to Saxon England, and Stuart diarist Samuel Pepys annoys the smartest men in Britain. Also in HD. [AD,S]
16:25 Kerwhizz The Four-Season Freeway Children's quiz. Who will come out on top as the teams face a seasonal round of the quiz with added whizz? Teams Ninki, Twist and Kit face Kerwhizzitor. Also in HD. [S]
16:35 Come Dine with Me The second celebrity host is Eurovision popstress and R & B diva Javine Hylton.
 
17:00 5 News Weekend National and international news.
16:55 Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang Film Family comedy starring Emma Thompson and Ralph Fiennes, 2010. Nanny McPhee helps a young mother who is trying to run the family farm while her husband is away at war.
17:00 Touring Car Legends History of the British Touring Cars Championship. The story comes right up to date with the death of Super Touring and the intense rivalries in BTCC in the 21st century.
17:00 The Next Step 18/30. Brand New: Reality-style drama following a group of dancers. With Emily and Stephanie gone, Giselle auditions to be the new member of A-Troupe. Also in HD. [S]
16:50 Grandpa in My Pocket A Fabulous Family Photo Comedy drama featuring a magical Shrinking Cap. Mum wants to take a family photo, so Great Aunt Loretta calls Miss Snip the dog groomer to tidy up Beowulf. Also in HD. [AD,S]
17:00 New: The Furchester Hotel Yodel-ay-hee-hoo! Preschool puppet show. Professor Fleece teaches the Furchesters to yodel when their phone stops working, but problems ensue! Also in HD. [AD,S]
17:15 BBC News The latest national and international news from the BBC. Also in HD. [S]
17:15 100k House: Tricks of the Trade 3/6. Kieran Long and Piers Taylor help homeowners as they take on ambitious building projects. This time, a home unsuitable for family life needs a bold architectural solution. Also in HD. [S]
17:05 Come Dine with Me Former EastEnder and life-long bachelor Dave 'Keith' Spinx is the third host in this celebrity cook-off.
17:05 Silverado Film Action western in which a bunch of friends fights injustices in 1880s America. Will they manage to restore peace to the city of Silverado? Stars Kevin Kline. (1985)
17:10 Swashbuckle Pirate Perfume Pong Pirate-themed game show. Cook and Line are big fans of Captain Sinker's new perfume but when they use it all up, they decide to make their own replacement. Also in HD. [S]
17:25 BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London. [S] Followed by national weather.
17:30 Pointless Celebrities Alexander Armstrong presents a 1990s edition of the quiz that rewards the answers that no-one else could think of, with guests including Ulrika Jonsson and Diane Youdale. Also in HD. [S]
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17:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
17:25 Millie Inbetween Surprise Party Comedy-drama series. It's Lauren's birthday and she tells Millie what she wants is for mum and dad to get back together. Also in HD. [S]
17:35 Off Their Rockers Comedy series featuring fearless senior citizens playing pranks on the public. Seb learns to twerk and gets tied to a lamppost, and Rosie strips to reveal unusual undergarments.
17:35 Come Dine with Me Rounding off this edition of celebrity dining is the five-times-married former newsreader Jan Leeming.
17:35 Topsy and Tim Dad's Office Live-action children's show. Topsy and Tim go with Dad to his office for the morning and meet all the people that work with him at Helpful Drivers Minibuses. Also in HD. [AD,S]
17:45 The Adventures of Abney and Teal The Artwork Animated adventures of two friends who live on an island in the middle of the big city. It is a beautiful day and Abney is inspired to make some art. Also in HD. [AD,S]
 
18:00 Storage Wars All Guns to Port In Long Beach's world of high-end imports and low-income housing, each unit is pure risk. From quality cargo to debris, these units will make some and break others.
17:55 All At Sea Chicken Charlie and his family run a bed and breakfast by the sea. Charlie and his pals find themselves in conflict with their families, their neighbour and a local organic chef. Also in HD. [AD,S]
18:00 64 Zoo Lane The Story of Zed's Really Helpful Mood Cartoon about Lucy, who is told stories by the animals in the zoo next door. Zed the zebra decides to help all his friends on the savannah. Also in HD. [S]
18:15 Restoring England's Heritage Selina Scott takes a look at some of the historic buildings in the region that are in dire need of restoration and examines what the future holds for them. [S]
18:05 ITV News London Regional news update for the capital and the South East, plus local weather.
18:15 ITV News & Weather Kyle Pentelow with the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast.
18:05 Stars at Your Service A host of Britain's best-loved celebrities pledge their support of the Stand Up to Cancer fundraising campaign as members of the public put them to work with some very funny results.
18:10 The Hunt for Red October Film (1990) Sean Connery plays a rebel Russian submarine commander sailing his craft into US waters. Is he planning a nuclear strike or defecting? CIA agent Jack Ryan (Alec Baldwin) must decide.
18:10 Driver Dan's Story Train Fun in the Sun Animation. Tallulah and Precious try to solve a mystery about their gift from Sweetie. Featuring the story Beesee the Cat. Also in HD. [S]
18:20 Strictly Come Dancing Week 2 - Show 1: Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman present a sparkling spectacular as all 15 couples hit the dance floor. The pressure is on, as no-one wants to be the first to leave. Also in HD. [S]
18:30 New: You've Been Framed! Narrated by Harry Hill. Andy Murray's mum toughens up her son by using him for target practice and Peter Stringfellow's jumbo Viagra tablet gives someone a black eye.
18:30 Storage Wars Senior Centre Showdown The bidders head to an upmarket retirement community where they dream of scoring big. Darrell lands a unit filled with furniture and Jarrod gambles on a safe.
18:25 The Scooby-Doo Show 9/24. Mamba Wamba and the Voodoo Hoodoo: Cartoon capers with Scooby and the gang. A group of rock musicians find themselves under the spell of a witch doctor named Mamba Wamba. [S]
18:20 In the Night Garden Tombliboos Have a Very Busy Day Children's show about a magic garden. The Tombliboos ride on the Pinky Ponk, explore the garden and see interesting things before returning home. Also in HD. [S]
18:45 Gardeners' World Gardening magazine. It is time to start thinking about getting some onions and garlic in the ground. Monty Don shares his secrets on how to get a successful crop. Also in HD. [S]
 
19:00 The Chase: Celebrity Special Ken Bruce, Paul Ince, Laila Morse and David Haye take on the Chaser, one of Britain's finest quiz brains, in a bid to win thousands of pounds for charity. With Bradley Walsh.
18:58 This Is BBC Three BBC Three. The best in new entertainment, comedy, contemporary drama and music for the digital generation. Stay tuned for 60 Seconds news.
19:00 Great Movie Mistakes V: Revenge... ...of the Fifth. 1/14. Matthew Crosby, Ben Clark and Tom Parry from comedy group Pappy's expose all the hapless continuity errors, awful anachronisms and gaping plot holes from Hollywood in 2013. [S]
18:58 This Is BBC Four This is BBC Four. Programmes start at 7.00pm.
19:00 Yellowstone 3/3. Autumn: Series following wildlife in Yellowstone. Winter approaches and the animals have two months to get ready. As the snow and ice return, many move away from the national park. [AD,S]
19:00 Storage Wars Old Spanish Standoff Locks are blasted off units in a California town rich in historic Spanish-American culture. But have the bidders bought valuable antiques or just old trash?
18:50 Shaun the Sheep Strictly No Dancing Children's animation. The farmer is attempting to learn ballroom dancing using Pidsley as his partner, but they create a terrible din in the process. Also in HD. [S]
18:58 ..programmes start at 7.00am
18:50 CBeebies Bedtime Stories The Very Helpful Hedgehog An exciting story read by a special guest. Stephen Graham reads The Very Helpful Hedgehog by Rosie Wellesley. [S]
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19:15 The Great British Bake Off: An... ...Extra Slice. 9/10. Jo Brand and three celebrity Bake Off fans look back at patisserie week on the show, featuring unseen footage and an interview with the week's eliminated baker. Also in HD. [S]
19:05 Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather.
19:05 The Incredible Hulk Film Comic book action starring Edward Norton and Tim Roth, 2008. Bruce Banner's muscular alter-ego is pitted against a genetically-modified soldier created by the military.
19:20 Sarah Beeny's Double Your House... ...for Half the Money. In Birmingham, Paul and Andrea want to enlarge their house with a double height extension. In Northamptonshire, Joe and Sarah plan a radical revamp of their home.
19:25 Storage Wars Midnight in the Gardena Good and Evil Series following enthusiasts who bid for the contents of abandoned storage units. Barry hires a psychic to tell him what's inside a locker.
19:45 Penguins - Spy in the Huddle 1/3. The Journey: Documentary. From the Antarctic to the tropics, spy cameras capture unique footage, showing penguins as they have never been seen before. Also in HD. [AD,S]
19:35 Joe Kidd Film Old-fashioned western starring Clint Eastwood and Robert Duvall. A bounty hunter joins a posse hired to hunt down a band of Mexican Americans fighting for their land. (1972)
 
20:00 The X Factor Dermot O'Leary presents the second of this weekend's three tension-filled episodes as the remaining hopefuls compete at the judges' houses stage.
20:00 Top Gear 7/7. Jeremy Clarkson makes a film about the BMW X6, James May drives a Vauxhall Insignia VXR, and Richard Hammond tests a Lexus supercar. Also in HD. [S]
20:00 Hidden Killers of the Victorian... ...Home. Revealing the lethal products that lurked in every room of the Victorian home. Also in HD. [S]
20:00 River Monsters Phantom Assassin Extreme angler Jeremy Wade returns to Australia's Fitzroy River on his toughest quest yet - to catch one of the world's rarest fish, the Glyphis Shark.
20:15 Grand Designs Tracy Fox and husband Steve want to build an 'urban shed' out of industrial materials in an old milk yard in south east London. But the choice of unorthodox materials proves challenging.
20:30 Doctor Who 7/12. Kill the Moon: The Doctor and Clara crash land on the Moon to find a world of horror. Also in HD. [AD,S]
20:45 Dad's Army 10/13. Brain versus Brawn: Classic wartime sitcom. The members of the platoon disguise themselves as firemen during an exercise, but then they are called upon to tackle a real blaze. [S]
 
21:00 New: Crimes of Passion 6/6. Tragedy in a Country Churchyard: At Christmas, a man is found murdered in his own country store in a peaceful village. In Swedish with English subtitles. Also in HD. [S]
20:50 Gone Girl Interview Special Ben Affleck, Rosamund Pike and Neil Patrick Harris and author Gillian Flynn talk about adapting the best-selling thriller Gone Girl to the screen.
21:00 Forrest Gump Film (1994) Drama. Oscar-winner Tom Hanks plays an unworldly man who is present at a series of the 20th century's historic events, without ever quite realising it. Violence/offensive language.
21:00 Moonraker Film Spy thriller starring Roger Moore and Lois Chiles, 1979. A British agent investigates the disappearance of a space shuttle, which has fallen into the wrong hands.
21:15 Casualty Born Lucky Connie and her A-team face turmoil when they become embroiled in a serious road traffic collision. Also in HD. [AD,S]
21:15 Genesis: Together and Apart Documentary about one of the most successful British bands in rock music, reuniting Phil Collins, Peter Gabriel, Tony Banks, Mike Rutherford and Steve Hackett to tell their story. [S]
21:15 Fistful of Dollars Film Spaghetti western starring Clint Eastwood and Gian Maria Volonte. A tough gunslinger - the laconic 'Man with No Name' - gets caught up in the feud between two warring families. (1964)
21:05 Kung Fu Panda Film Animated comedy. Po the Panda is overweight and works in his father's noodle bar but dreams of being a great Kung Fu warrior like his heroes, the Furious Five. Also in HD. [2008] [AD,S]
21:20 Through the Keyhole Keith Lemon snoops around the homes of more mystery celebrities. His guests are TOWIE star Joey Essex, and TV presenters Carol Vorderman and Vernon Kay.
21:20 Battle Los Angeles Film (2011) Sci-fi action thriller. A group of soldiers are caught up in the chaos when aliens invade Los Angeles. Starring Aaron Eckhart and Michelle Rodriguez. Violent scenes.
21:20 The Xtra Factor The X Factor companion show goes global. Sarah-Jane Crawford jets off to each of the judges' houses to find out more about the 24 acts battling it out to reach the live shows.
21:50 The Job Lot Sitcom set in a West Midlands job centre. Trish goes all out to impress a powerful local businesswoman, and Karl resents a visiting phone engineer who takes a shine to Natalie.
22:05 The National Lottery Live The National Lottery Live hosted by Gaby Roslin, including the Lotto and Thunderball draws. [S]
22:15 BBC News The latest national and international news from the BBC. Also in HD. [S] Followed by weather.
22:15 ITV News & Weather Kyle Pentelow with the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by national and local weather forecasts.
22:15 Celebrity Juice Outrageous panel show. Keith Lemon hosts as Gino D'Acampo and Fearne Cotton head two teams of star guests, including TOWIE's Chloe Sims and comedian Johnny Vegas.
22:30 Match of the Day The fixtures include Newcastle v Swansea, Sunderland v Stoke and Hull v Crystal Palace. Also in HD. [S] Followed by National Lottery Update.
22:30 Red Heat Film Action thriller starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and James Belushi, 1988. A dedicated Soviet cop arrives in Chicago where he reluctantly teams up with a foul-mouthed American detective.
22:30 Bad Education 3/6. Sports Day: School-based sitcom. It's Abbey Grove's sports day and Fraser has hired the most inappropriate new sports teacher to oversee events - Preet. Also in HD. [AD,S]
22:35 Could We Survive a Mega-Tsunami? Hollywood-style graphics, real-life archive, and the chilling assessment of leading scientists tell the imagined scenario of the biggest wave ever seen. Also in HD. [AD,S]
 
22:50 TOTP2: Genesis Top of the Pops 2 dips into the archives to explore both classic collective hits and smash solo singles spanning 20 early years of Genesis history. Also in HD. [S]
23:00 Family Guy 14/18. No Meals on Wheels: Animated comedy. The Griffins start a restaurant and Joe offers to help, but Peter's hopes of running a cop hangout are dashed. Contains adult humour. [S]
23:00 The X Factor Dermot O'Leary presents the second of this weekend's three tension-filled episodes as the remaining hopefuls compete at the judges' houses stage.
23:30 The Good Shepherd Film Spy thriller about the CIA's covert operations during the Bay of Pigs scandal. Starring Matt Damon and Robert De Niro. Contains some strong language. [2006] [AD,S]
23:20 World War II In Colour Hitler Strikes East Documentary series telling the story of World War II with the aid of rare archive footage. The fourth episode explores Hitler's assaults on the Soviet Union.
23:25 Family Guy 15/18. Boys Do Cry: Animated comedy about American family life. When Stewie gets sick after communion, the congregation becomes convinced that he's possessed by the devil. Contains adult humour. [S]
23:40 Rude Tube: Web Celebs Alex Zane presents the show celebrating the Web Celebs. Featuring an amazing Arnie impression, Vine sensation Nicholas Megalis, and an exclusive with John McAfee.
23:45 Family Guy 16/18. No Chris Left Behind: Animated comedy about American family life. After Chris is expelled, he is sent to a school that his grandfather Carter attended. Contains adult humour. [S]
23:35 Top of the Pops: 1979 Weekly pop chart presented by Mike Read with performances by the Starjets, Kate Bush, Madness, the Bellamy Brothers, the Tourists, the Police, Sad Cafe, Rainbow and Gary Numan. [S]
23:40 The Woman in Black Film (2012) Hammer horror. Daniel Radcliffe stars as a Victorian lawyer called to a remote house to prepare it for sale. But the property is supposedly haunted and the locals have dark secrets.
23:40 Maximum Conviction Film Starring Steven Seagal and Steve Austin, 2012.
 
23:50 The Football League Show Highlights and analysis from the Football League, presented by Manish Bhasin. Watford manager Oscar Garcia welcomes his former club to Vicarage Road as the Hornets meet Brighton. [S]
00:15 SuperCasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel. For more information and to register visit www.SuperCasino.com.
00:05 Family Guy 17/18. It Takes a Village Idiot... and I Married One: Animated comedy about family life. Lois becomes mayor of Quahog and Peter enjoys being the 'first lady' of the town. Contains adult humour. [S]
00:10 Sounds of the Eighties 1/8. Music from the BBC archives, including performances from Adam and the Ants, Duran Duran, Culture Club, ABC, Wham!, Frankie Goes to Hollywood, Bananarama and Kylie Minogue. [S]
00:25 Jackpot247 Join the presenters live and play roulette on your telly. Find out how and join in now at www.Jackpot247.com.
00:30 Family Guy 18/18. Meet the Quagmires: Animated comedy. Death grants Peter's wish to go back to 1984 when he was 18, but only for one night. He hangs out with a movie actress. Contains adult humour. [S]
00:20 The Xtra Factor The X Factor companion show goes global. Sarah-Jane Crawford jets off to each of the judges' houses to find out more about the 24 acts battling it out to reach the live shows.
00:40 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Award-winning funnyman Alan Carr is joined by Liverpudlian comedian John Bishop ahead of his new 'Supersonic' arena tour and Samuel L. Jackson drops in. Plus music from Ella Henderson.
00:35 Sounds of the Eighties 2/8. Eurythmics, Spandau Ballet, Phil Collins, Fine Young Cannibals, Tears for Fears, Suzanne Vega and Simply Red are among the performers on display in another tranche of eighties pop. [S]
00:45 Billy Madison Film Lighthearted comic tale starring Adam Sandler and Bridgette Wilson, 1995. A 27-year-old rich kid is forced to go back to school in order to inherit the family fortune.
 
00:50 Family Guy 2/13. Movin' Out (Brian's Song): Animated comedy about US family life. Peter convinces Brian to move in with Jillian. Meg and Chris get jobs at the local store. Contains adult humour. [S]
00:58 ..programmes start at 7.00am
00:58 ..programmes start at 6.00am
01:10 Weather For the Week Ahead Detailed weather forecast. [S]
01:15 BBC News BBC One joins the BBC's rolling news channel for a night of news, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes. Also in HD. [S]
06:00 Formula 1: The Japanese Grand Prix Suzi Perry presents live coverage of the Japanese Grand Prix. Reigning world champion Sebastian Vettel has won four of the five races since it returned to Suzuka in 2009. Also in HD. [S]
01:10 Family Guy 3/13. Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air: Animated US comedy. When Joe feels that his disability is holding Bonnie back, he decides to get a leg transplant. Contains adult humour. [S]
01:05 The Richest Songs in the World Mark Radcliffe presents a countdown of the ten songs which have earned the most money of all time - ten classic songs each with an extraordinary story behind them. Also in HD. [S]
01:30 Bad Education 3/6. Sports Day: School-based sitcom. It's Abbey Grove's sports day and Fraser has hired the most inappropriate new sports teacher to oversee events - Preet. Also in HD. [AD,S]
01:30 4.3.2.1 Film (2010) Sassy crime thriller. Four 19-year-old women get unwittingly mixed up with diamond thieves. Their story is told over three days, in two countries. Sex/violence/very strong language.
01:40 Homeland Big Man in Tehran Carrie infiltrates Tehran to support the mission. Brody's loyalty wavers on meeting a ghost from his past. As Lockhart's confirmation looms, Saul stares over a precipice.
01:45 David Weir: Sports Life Stories Sports documentary series. Paralympic athlete David Weir tells the story of his journey from being a disabled kid on a council estate to his crowning glory at London 2012.
 
02:00 Seann Walsh's Late Night Comedy... ...Spectacular 2014. Seann Walsh hosts a raucous night of comedy from the Caves in Edinburgh. Contains adult humour and very strong language. Also in HD. [S]
02:20 Two and a Half Men Best HO Money Can Buy American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan tries to escape Judith's grasp as Charlie and Herb go out on the town.
02:40 Hollyoaks Omnibus The McQueens and Ste unite in support of John Paul as Finn's trial begins. The Osborne family is in meltdown after the first day. Meanwhile Sinead shares one too many secrets with Ste. [SL]
02:35 Yellowstone 3/3. Autumn: Series following wildlife in Yellowstone. Winter approaches and the animals have two months to get ready. As the snow and ice return, many move away from the national park. [AD,S]
02:45 Teleshopping Shopping from home.
02:40 Movies Now The latest news and reviews of this week's film releases.
 
03:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA Jeremy Kyle takes his hugely successful chat show to the US, where his uncompromising views on relationships, addiction and more will no doubt produce some jaw-dropping moments. [SL]
03:00 Impractical Jokers 1/6. The jokers go to work in a car showroom and invade people's space in a hairdressers. Contains some strong language. Also in HD. [S]
02:50 ITV4 Nightscreen Text-based information service.
03:00 Teleshopping Shopping from home.
06:00 World Of Sport: Dare Devils A delve into ITV's sporting archives as Richard Henwood takes a look back at daredevil jumps by Evel Knievel and Eddie Kidd.
03:10 Benefit House: Me & My 22 Kids Documentary. Meet some of Britain's largest families, whose accommodation problems are proving a headache for the families, the councils and the neighbours. Includes a man with 22 children!
03:30 Impractical Jokers 2/6. The jokers offer free massages and attempt to join strangers' conversations. Contains some strong language. Also in HD. [S]
03:45 ITV Nightscreen Text-based information service.
06:00 Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge Young people's version of the world-famous and widely acclaimed Fort Boyard adventure game show. In this edition the Red Vipers take on the Silver Dragons. [SL]
03:35 This Is BBC Four BBC Four is the BBC channel for people who want more. More depth, more range, more to stimulate the mind. More daily from 7.00pm.
03:45 Gone Girl Interview Special Ben Affleck, Rosamund Pike and Neil Patrick Harris and author Gillian Flynn talk about adapting the best-selling thriller Gone Girl to the screen.
 
04:00 House Doctor Series in which Ann Maurice provides home improvement advice for properties. Ann visits a three-bedroom semi-detached house in Spennymoor.
04:00 This Is BBC Three BBC Three Refreshing TV for the digital age. Tune in daily from 7.00pm.
03:55 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
04:25 Make It Big Eleven children attempt to run a business. Jess and Alanna track down a big name act who may be willing to appear at their event - but can they afford him? [SL]
04:45 Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. In a game-changing twist players could also double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough?
 
04:50 Make It Big Eleven children attempt to run a business. It's the final week and the team is still in need of a big celebrity to attend their event. Can they break the bank to land a big name? [SL]
05:15 Angels of Jarm Don't Touch Animation in which young angels help the children of Jarm to overcome problems. Penny wants to do some baking. Angel Rafe arrives to prevent some nasty accidents!
05:25 Angels of Jarm Singing Angel Animation in which angels help the children of Jarm to overcome problems. The children are worried about having to sing in class. Can Angel Ellie help? [SL]
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05:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
05:30 This is CBBC! Welcome to the CBBC channel. Programmes start at 7.00am.
05:30 This is CBeebies! Welcome to the CBeebies channel. Programmes start at 6.00am.
06:00 Tikkabilla Transport and Monsters Preschool fun with songs, rhymes, surprise guests and things to make. Transport, exploring and monsters with Simon, Veejay and Tamba. [S]
05:40 Win It Cook It Cookery quiz show. Two teams compete to win scallops and avoid packet mackerel, as they try to cook a dish to impress Gennaro Contaldo and Simon Rimmer. [SL]
05:35 Angels of Jarm Symbols When Aaron is mocked by the other children for drawing stars with six points instead of five, Angel Mick informs them that it's an expression of the boy's faith.
05:40 Roary The Racing Car FB in the Fast Lane Animated fun with the cheerful racing car, featuring the voices of Peter Kay and Sir Stirling Moss. An attempt by FB to outrace Maxi ends in disaster.
05:45 ITV2 Nightscreen Text-based information service.
06:00 Ben & Kate Pilot US sitcom about two siblings who are exact opposites. In the first episode, Ben sets out to crash his ex-girlfriend's wedding while Kate has a disastrous first date.
 
05:50 Countryfile One Man and His Dog Countryfile plays host to the One Man and His Dog sheepdog trials, and Matt Baker and Helen Skelton present all the action from Byland Abbey. Also in HD. [S]
05:50 Roary The Racing Car Roary Goes Back To School Animated adventures of the cheerful racing car. Roary must go back to school to brush up on his safety skills after he nearly crashes into Mr Carburettor.
06:00 Peppa Pig Daddy Gets Fit Animation about a lovable young pig. Daddy Pig loves to watch television but Peppa Pig thinks that he needs to do some exercise. She gives him lots of exercises to do.