This week's UK TV & radio

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05:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
05:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
05:30 This is CBBC! Welcome to the CBBC channel. Programmes start at 7.00am.
05:35 Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Dave Myers is in Dictionary Corner.
 
06:00 Breakfast The latest news, sport, business and weather from the BBC's Breakfast team. Also in HD. [S] Including regional news at 25 and 55 minutes past each hour.
06:00 This Is BBC Two Highlights of programmes on BBC Two. [S]
06:00 Good Morning Britain Breakfast show with the latest news, sport and weather, presented by Susanna Reid, Ben Shephard, Charlotte Hawkins and Sean Fletcher.
06:00 The WotWots Spring Wotty DottyWot loses a bouncing competition, much to her disappointment. Maybe one of the animals in the zoo can help her to win next time?
06:00 Life's Funniest Moments Series featuring hilarious candid moments caught on camera.
06:00 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
06:00 UEFA Champions League Greatest... ...Finals. A selection of the greatest finals in the world's biggest football club tournament.
06:00 Teletubbies On Top and Underneath Preschool fun, fantasy and education. The Teletubbies watch some children playing an 'on top and underneath' game. They play their own version of the game. [S]
06:05 Homes Under the Hammer Martin Roberts and Lucy Alexander visit a mid-terrace two-bedroom cottage in Cornwall, a two-bedroom first-floor flat in London and a property in Nottingham. [S]
06:10 Igam Ogam One, Two, Three! Prehistoric animation. Igam Ogam tries to teach Roly how to count.
06:20 The King of Queens Shear Torture Carrie is suspicious about the frequent visits that Doug makes to the hairdresser.
06:20 Fireman Sam Hide and Seek Fun with the friendly fireman of Pontypandy. Norman accidentally starts a fire at a picnic when ants crawl into his pants while he is playing hide and seek.
06:30 New: Toot The Tiny Tugboat Toot in Charge Animation. Toot is put in charge of the harbour while the harbour master is away, but Toot takes his responsibilities too seriously.
06:25 You've Been Framed! Harry Hill has more hilarious clips filmed by viewers on camcorders and mobile phones. Featuring a tree-felling faux pas, a sheep trying to outrun a car and a gymnast flipping out.
06:20 Highway Patrol Spike Pursuit More footage from Australia as we follow the men and women of the highways agencies as they patrol the country's roads and freeways.
06:25 Pingu Pingu Goes Ice Surfing Chaotic adventures of a plasticine penguin. Pingu goes surfing with his mother's freshly-washed bedsheet. He gets into serious trouble when she finds him. [S]
06:30 Me Too! Clean Floors Drama about parents at work and their childminded children. When Mickey John demonstrates his steam engine it leaves oil on Raymond's buffet car floor. [AD,S]
06:45 The King of Queens Inn Escapable Doug and Carrie pay a stressful visit to a bed and breakfast, while Arthur has a romantic dilemma.
06:45 Peppa Pig Best Friend Animated series about a loveable little pig. Peppa's best friend Suzy Sheep comes to play, but Peppa won't let George join in.
06:45 Emmerdale Ali's guilt plays heavily on her mind. Katie urges Andy to build bridges. Laurel and Marlon are concerned for April.
06:40 Highway Patrol Inches From Death More footage from Australia as we follow the men and women of the highways agencies as they patrol the country's roads and freeways.
 
06:50 Peppa Pig Polly Parrot Animated series about a loveable little pig. Peppa and George go to visit Granny Pig, who is very excited about her new pet - a parrot called Polly.
06:55 Pip Ahoy! On the Beach Animation. Pip and Alba find Meryl the Mermaid stranded on the shore and make a cart out of old pram wheels to transport her back to her underwater home.
07:00 Cheers Pitch It Again, Sam Sharp comedy from the Boston bar. Sam plays an exhibition match against an old adversary.
07:00 Arthur Buster the Lounge Lizard Animation following the adventures of a young aardvark and his friends. Buster's new remote control car is lost in the mysterious teachers' staffroom. [S]
06:50 Cloudbabies Best Bouncer Animation. Baba Green cannot cloud bounce like the others, and it makes him sad. But after bravely rescuing Bobo White, he becomes the best bouncer of all. Also in HD. [S]
07:00 Baby Jake Baby Jake Loves to Hum Along The adventures of magical Baby Jake and friends. Baby Jake and Sydney the monkey go on a tropical adventure and play humming. Also in HD. [S]
07:05 Call the Council 6/10. Series following council officers. Officers crack down on illegal underage knife sales and get tough on a business that's rubbish at recycling. Also in HD. [S]
07:10 3rd Rock from the Sun Proud Dick When Dick's pride gets the better of him over a parking space problem at work, he quits his university job and gets a position at a fast food restaurant. Harry loses his memory.
07:05 Milkshake Monkey Happy Campers Preschool series following inquisitive puppet Milkshake Monkey. Milkshake Monkey learns about camping and an interesting way to brave the elements.
07:10 Little Princess I Want To Be Strong Regal larks. General wants to be strong so that he can impress Maid, and Little Princess is determined to help.
07:15 Coronation Street A suspicious Carla does some digging. Can Kylie kick her habit? Sinead uncovers Cilla's secret.
07:15 Blow Your Mind: Spectacular Space 6/10. Dr Chris and Dr Xand learn about space. They find out about satellites and how thousands are orbiting the Earth. Also in HD. [S]
07:10 Postman Pat: SDS Super Magnet When the water tower falls across the train tracks at the station halt, Pat must use the helicopter and a giant super-magnet to save the day. [S]
07:20 Mr Men Farm Animation. Chaos is not far away when Mr Scatterbrain and Mr Tickle try to milk a cow, while Mr Nervous is quivering in the chicken coop.
07:30 Milkshake A look ahead to today's children's programmes, including competitions and dedications.
07:30 Cheers Rat Girl Sitcom set in a Boston bar. Lilith is overcome with grief at the death of one of her favourite laboratory rats.
07:30 The Joke Machine 7/50. Children from two schools deliver their funniest joke. Mapledene goes up against Emmaus. Also in HD. [S]
07:25 New: Dinopaws The Thing That Rescued Us Animation about three dinosaurs exploring their world. The Dinopaws bounce too high on a mushroom and get stuck in a tree. Super Lynda rescues them. Also in HD. [AD,S]
07:35 3rd Rock from the Sun Romeo & Juliet & Dick When Tommy asks Dick to direct his high school production of Romeo and Juliet, Dick takes the job too seriously. Officer Don tries to sort out Mary's parking tickets.
07:35 Thomas and Friends Spencer's VIP Animation. Spencer brings a VIP back from the mainland, but arrives so late that the passenger refuses to travel back with him. The other engines compete to be chosen.
07:45 Coronation Street Will Rob confess all when Carla backs him into a corner?
07:40 Newsround Topical news magazine for children. Also in HD. [S]
07:45 Naomi's Nightmares of Nature 7/10. Australia: Jungle: Naomi Wilkinson's search for nature's nightmares take her into the jungles of Queensland in Australia, where she faces her fear of the giant huntsman spider. Also in HD. [S]
07:40 Kate and Mim-Mim Flight of the Flowers Animated series about Kate and Mim-Mim. Kate and her friends learn to fly giant wind flowers in order to surprise Lily at her spring-thing party! Also in HD. [S]
 
07:50 Close Calls: On Camera 6/15. Nick Knowles presents close calls caught on film. A 70-year-old pilot is hurled out of his glider after a mid-air collision, and a son films his father's skiing accident. Also in HD. [S]
08:00 Everybody Loves Raymond The Gift Ray buys his dad an expensive aquarium, just like the one in the Chinese restaurant, for his 65th birthday. At first, Frank loves it, but then one fish dies.
07:50 Noddy In Toyland Happy Birthday Tessie Noddy decides to organise a surprise birthday party for Tessie Bear on his trailer.
08:00 Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Chicken's Ride West Animation. In this episode, so that the King can have eggs whenever he likes, the elves decide to give him some chickens from the Elf Farm.
07:50 The Professionals Black Out Drama series about two criminal-intelligence agents. A mysterious girl collapses in a church then begins talking confusedly about some upcoming diplomatic talks.
07:50 Q Pootle 5 The Great Space Race Space animation. It's the day of the great space race, and Oopsy is very excited. But when her spaceship goes wrong, it's down to Q Pootle 5 to rescue her. Also in HD. [S]
08:00 Octonauts 2/22. Adelie Penguins: Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. Kwazii and Peso have their hands full babysitting a bunch of adelie penguin chicks. Also in HD. [AD,S]
08:15 Peppa Pig Polly's Holiday Animated series. Granny and Grandpa's pet Polly Parrot comes to stay. Peppa and George love her but Polly flies away. Can George get her back?
08:15 The Cube Phillip Schofield hosts the game show. Theresa from Tottenham and grandfather Lenny are both confident that they can beat the Cube - but will they be able to keep their cool?
08:15 Newsround Topical news magazine for children. Also in HD. [S]
08:15 Everything's Rosie Raggles the Reporter Rosie lives in a playhouse with her colourful group of friends. Raggles wants to start his own newspaper and so becomes a reporter. Also in HD. [AD,S]
08:20 A Taste of Britain 11/20. Devon: Food programme exploring specialities from around Britain. Brian Turner and Janet Street-Porter visit the seaside in Devon, starting their journey at Dartmouth. [S,SL]
08:30 Lorraine Morning show with a topical mix of entertainment, discussion and showbiz glamour, as well as featuring the latest fashion, food and celebrity gossip.
08:30 Everybody Loves Raymond High School Ray accompanies Debra to a high school reunion, where he is unmasked as a former nerd and, worse still, Debra was one of the cool kids who used to tease him.
08:25 Peppa Pig Teddy's Day Out Animated series. Peppa and her family share a picnic with Mr Zebra the Postman and Zoe Zebra. But when it's time to go home, Peppa leaves her teddy behind.
08:25 Scooby-Doo and the Samurai Sword Film Animation following the Scooby-Doo gang as they solve another mystery - the whereabouts of the legendary Black Samurai sword, reclaimed by the ghost of its former owner. [2009] [S]
08:25 Chuggington Chug of War Children's animation in which the trains talk, think and don't need drivers. Nobody wants to go down the mine to collect the stock, so the chuggers have a contest. [S]
08:35 Toby's Travelling Circus Toby Climbs Up Animation. When Toby rushes to rescue Ling, who is tied up in knots on the trapeze platform, he freezes halfway up the rope-ladder.
08:35 Timmy Time Timmy Wants to Win Animated series. It's the nursery sports day and Timmy is determined to win but, after missing out on first prize race after race, his dreams of winning falter. [AD,S]
08:45 Little Robots 12/13. Repeat After Me: Stop-frame animation about Tiny and his Little Robot friends. Stripy speeds up but the others decide he was better being slow. [S]
 
09:00 Frasier Burying a Grudge Martin discovers that Artie, a former cop and friend-turned-foe, lies suffering in a hospital bed and thinks it might be time for a reconciliation.
08:50 Bananas In Pyjamas The Magic Trick Animation. After the bananas decide to do some magic for the Teddies, Rat plans to upstage them.
09:00 Tickety Toc Play Time Animation about two lively twins who live inside a cuckoo clock. Tommy and Tallulah play a game of Tickety Tag which soon has the whole town chasing after one another.
08:55 Kojak The Chinatown Murders (Part 1): Detective drama series. Kojak has to work fast to fend off a revenge attack after a Chinese gang kidnaps the head of an underworld family.
09:00 Melody 17/20. A Royal Stink: Preschool mixed-media music show. Melody listens to Music for the Royal Fireworks composed by Handel, and imagines a story about a royal stew. Also in HD. [AD,S]
09:15 Rip Off Britain 7/10. Consumer series. Angela Rippon, Gloria Hunniford and Julia Somerville meet people who have lost big sums of money thanks to someone else's mistake. Also in HD. [S]
09:05 Antiques Roadshow Scone Palace 2: The Antiques Roadshow returns to Scone Palace in Perthshire, Scotland, where the team discover an ornate wooden box said to have been stolen from Napoleon. [S,SL]
09:15 The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show with this week's panelists Nigel Marven and Cerrie Burnell. Today's guests is Vicky Pattison.
09:15 Winners & Losers The Pink Dog Australian drama series. Jenny and her siblings notice that Mrs Gross is behaving strangely, and they begin to wonder whether she might be menopausal.
09:10 Bing Train Bing and Pando experiment with Bing's toy train on the Fun Fort in the playground. The train is good at going over bridges and brilliant at going down the slide. Also in HD. [AD,S]
09:15 Bing Sparkle Magic Children's animation. Bing goes to play with Sula, who is engrossed in a game of sparkle magic when he arrives. Bing wants to play too but Sula won't let him. Also in HD. [AD,S]
09:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
09:30 Frasier Seat of Power When Frasier and Niles call in the plumbers, they realise that the people who have turned up to repair the toilet bullied them years ago, when they were all kids.
09:25 Minibeast Adventure with Jess 17/20. Spider: Children's nature show. In her treehouse den, Jess introduces her spider friends. One has laid her eggs beside the treehouse walkway. Also in HD. [S]
09:40 Dani's House 2/13. Chat Show: Surreal sitcom about a struggling actress. Dani is asked to go on a popular afternoon chat show, but worries that her life is not interesting enough to talk about. [S]
09:35 Get Squiggling! Letters 17/26. Letter Q: Preschool show. Squiglet demonstrates how to write the letter q. He meets a quail who eats a golden quince and grows as tall as a tree. Also in HD. [S]
09:45 Something Special 13/20. Cooking: Educational series using Makaton sign language. Justin and his friends Grace, Julia and Kia make a very special pudding called Mr Tumble Jumble. Also in HD. [S]
 
10:00 Homes Under the Hammer Property renovation series. A couple who buy two bungalows on a plot in Devon create a modern home, while a terraced house in Stoke and a flat near Glasgow also get refurbished. Also in HD. [S]
10:00 Daily Brunch with Ocado Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer present a hearty mixture of delicious recipes and guests include Annie Mac, Adil Ray, Poppy Chancellor and Lizzie King and Jessica Whitbourn.
09:55 Magnum P.I. Never Again, Never Again Detective drama series set in Hawaii. When Magnum investigates the disappearance of a shopkeeper he uncovers murder and duplicity on a massive scale.
10:05 Building Dream Homes 5/15. Series following some of the nation's architects. In Wales, Marianne, John and the architects finally get to see what they have been working towards for almost a year. [AD,S,SL]
10:15 Up All Night First Birthday US sitcom. Chris reluctantly agrees to throw a joint birthday party for Amy with an overly enthusiastic neighbour.
10:10 Wolfblood: Jana Bites When Jana left Wolfblood she vowed to change history and run the wild pack in a different way from her father Alric. Ceri promises to support her. Also in HD. [S]
10:05 Show Me Show Me Caterpillars and Cake Chris and Pui investigate and explore in their magical playroom in the sky. Pui finds some furry, hairy caterpillars in the playroom, wiggling on the balcony. [S]
10:30 This Morning Lively magazine show featuring a look at the day's headlines. Presented by Eamonn Holmes and Ruth Langsford.
10:30 Wolfblood 13/13. Moonrise: Drama series. The wolfbloods face their toughest challenge yet when confronted with Kincaid's plan to eradicate their species. Also in HD. [AD,S] Then Deadly 60 Bites.
10:30 Little Charley Bear 2/13. Charley on His Toes: Series about a teddy bear with a big imagination. Charley goes to dance school and learns that being a ballerina is hard work. Also in HD. [AD,S]
10:35 HARDtalk Interviews with newsmakers and personalities from across the globe. Also in HD. [S]
10:45 Up All Night New Boss US sitcom. An ex-military man takes charge as the new boss of Ava's show. Meanwhile, Chris and Reed decide to refurbish a motorcycle.
10:40 The Rhyme Rocket 6/20. Games: Children's poetry series. After picking up a signal of rhyme activity from children in Cardiff the team blast off on a journey through the universe of words to join them. Also in HD. [S]
 
11:00 Call the Council 7/10. Series following council officers. Council officers get a shocking surprise when a local resident finds a rodent in their takeaway and tragedy strikes Manchester Dogs' Home. Also in HD. [S]
11:00 BBC News The latest national and international news, plus top interviews and analysis. Also in HD. [S]
10:55 ITV News The latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a local weather forecast.
11:00 This Morning Lively magazine show featuring a look at the day's headlines. Presented by Eamonn Holmes and Ruth Langsford.
11:00 The Big Bang Theory The Large Hadron Collision Sheldon is gutted when Leonard asks Penny to go to Switzerland to see the world's largest particle accelerator instead of him.
11:00 Breakfast at Tiffany's Film (1961) Audrey Hepburn (in an Oscar-nominated role) stars alongside George Peppard in Blake Edwards' bittersweet Manhattan-set romantic comedy about a socialite and a writer.
11:00 Pawn Stars Message in a Bottle: The men are presented with a supposed Civil War spy's whisky flask, two English duelling pistols, and the original contract for The Who to play Woodstock.
10:50 Alphablocks In The adventures of 26 lively letters who can make words come to life by holding hands. I holds hands with N and they find themselves stuck inside a floating balloon. Also in HD. [S]
11:00 Mister Maker Comes to Town 2/25. Mister Maker takes to the road in his magical Makermobile in search of Mini Makers. There are piratey pranks when he surprises some unsuspecting Mini Makers. [S]
11:10 Cowboy Builders Dom Littlewood and Melinda Messenger track down the UK's most terrible tradesmen and put right their botched jobs. The dynamic duo hit Solihull to help a single mum.
11:10 Royal Pains Keeping the Faith Drama series. Hank and Evan learn that their father is living in the Hamptons. Meanwhile, HankMed has to treat a movie star who has collapsed.
11:10 The Sarah Jane Adventures 1/6. Sky: Sarah Jane finds something that leads her to an alien incursion at a power plant. Also in HD. [AD,S] Followed by Help! My Supply Teacher Is Magic.
11:30 BBC World News The latest international news from the BBC. Also in HD. [S]
11:30 Come Dine with Me First to host in Middlesbrough is promotions rep Dawn Griffiths, who's confident that her Asian-themed evening of curry and traditional Indian dancing will scoop the prize.
11:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
11:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
11:25 Pawn Stars Strike, Spare, Boom The pawnbrokers cast their eyes over a British WWII gas mask, an intact ticket for the 1965 Muhammad Ali v Floyd Patterson fight and an antique 1930s spotlight.
11:20 ZingZillas Making a Choice A band of primate friends play music in their tropical island paradise. The ZingZillas can't decide what words to sing. Will they choose in time for the Big Zing? Also in HD. [S]
11:45 Close Calls: On Camera 7/15. Stories of brushes with disaster. When a farmer is speared by his own tractor, the scale of the drama is captured in his neighbour's 999 call to the ambulance. Also in HD. [S]
11:40 Tweenies What Makes Winter Playtime with the puppet people. It's a frosty day and the Tweenies learn about winter. They make a big winter collage from things they collect in the garden. [S]
 
12:00 Daily Politics Jo Coburn presents the latest political news, interviews and debate. [S]
12:00 Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather.
11:55 Minder You Need Hands Drama series about the exploits of a loveable rogue. Arthur takes on some hired help when Terry is injured, and unwittingly finds himself mixed up in drug dealing.
12:00 3rd and Bird 2/25. Bird Theatre!: Colourful adventures of a group of birds who teach children about social responsibility. Rudy and Samuel are rehearsing for Mr Beakman's play, The Prize Potato. [S]
12:15 Bargain Hunt Ardingly Tim Wonnacott presents the antiques challenge from Ardingly International Antique and Collectors Fair in West Sussex with experts David Harper and Catherine Southon. Also in HD. [AD,S]
12:05 Come Dine with Me Practical joker Ron Gordon hopes an evening of expertly cooked food, elegant hosting skills, and a couple of surprises for his guests will win him the competition in Middlesbrough.
12:10 5 News at Lunchtime National and international news.
12:15 Rome: The World's First Superpower Brand new documentary series. Larry Lamb visits key locations to tell the story of the Roman empire from an early village of mud huts 3,000 years ago to the formation of the republic.
12:15 Emmerdale Ali's guilt plays heavily on her mind. Katie urges Andy to build bridges. Laurel and Marlon are concerned for April.
12:05 Hank Zipzer 11/13. The Week I Became a Genius: It is the last week of term, but Hank is set extra work by Ms Adolf. Also in HD. [AD,S]
12:15 Balamory Face Painting Children's series based around the small island community of Balamory in Scotland. Everyone is helping out at the Balamory bazaar. [AD,S]
12:30 Loose Women The opinionated ladies discuss today's top talking points with legendary English rock band Status Quo, as their new album Stripped Bare is released.
12:30 Hank Zipzer 12/13. Anyone for Lizard?: Hank is chosen to host the Japanese exchange student. But when McKelty steals his permission slip, Hank may not be allowed to take part after all. Also in HD. [AD,S]
12:35 Come Dine with Me Third to host in Middlesbrough is self-confessed loud mouth Kay Griffiths, who hopes to liven up her guests with a night full of good food, colourful conversation and conflict.
12:45 Coronation Street A suspicious Carla does some digging. Can Kylie kick her habit? Sinead uncovers Cilla's secret.
12:35 Waybuloo Hop Chase Game Series set in the magical land of Nara. De Li and Lau Lau play hop hop, while Nok Tok and Yojojo play chase. Also in HD. [S]
 
13:00 BBC News at One The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. Also in HD. [S]
13:00 Cash in the Attic Angela Rippon and James Rylands help Amanda Dickson organise a treat for her husband's 50th birthday, using the items he inherited from his grandfather. [S]
12:55 The Professionals Blood Sports CI5 are called in when the son of a South American president is shot dead while playing polo in England.
13:00 Hank Zipzer 13/13. The First Date Dilemma: Hank falls in love with Zoe, a pupil in Mr Rock's additional reading class. Also in HD. [AD,S] Followed by Help! My Supply Teacher Is Magic.
13:00 Melody 17/20. A Royal Stink: Preschool mixed-media music show. Melody listens to Music for the Royal Fireworks composed by Handel, and imagines a story about a royal stew. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:05 Come Dine with Me It's day four in Middlesbrough and cosmopolitan drama teacher Karena Serdecka is treating her guests to a Dutch/Polish menu and her rock chick performance, including band and mini skirt.
13:15 Home and Away Ricky breaks up a fist fight between Brax and Andy. Jake uses the rift between the pair to get even closer to Andy. Maddy is determined to win back Josh from an insecure Evelyn.
13:15 Coronation Street Will Rob confess all when Carla backs him into a corner?
13:10 Bing Train Bing and Pando experiment with Bing's toy train on the Fun Fort in the playground. The train is good at going over bridges and brilliant at going down the slide. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:15 Bing Sparkle Magic Children's animation. Bing goes to play with Sula, who is engrossed in a game of sparkle magic when he arrives. Bing wants to play too but Sula won't let him. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:30 BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London. [S]
13:30 Ready Steady Cook Huey Morgan and Shaun Keaveny battle it out in the red and green kitchens, with food that takes us from Puerto Rico to Lancashire. Also in HD. [S]
13:30 ITV News & Weather Charlene White with the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast and all the news and weather in your region.
13:20 The Iron Giant Film (1999) Animation. When the mysterious Iron Giant lands in late 1950s America, he is hunted by the paranoid US authorities, with only his young friend Hogarth Hughes to aid him.
13:30 The Sarah Jane Adventures 5/6. Lost in Time: Children's science fiction drama. Sarah Jane, Clyde and Rani fight across the centuries to be reunited. [AD,S,SL]
13:25 Minibeast Adventure with Jess 17/20. Spider: Children's nature show. In her treehouse den, Jess introduces her spider friends. One has laid her eggs beside the treehouse walkway. Also in HD. [S]
13:45 Doctors Silent Partners Drama series set in a health centre. Stuart begins to suspect Kevin's true motives. Al and Daniel get competitive over Halloween lanterns. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:40 Come Dine with Me It's the final night of the competition from Middlesbrough and bin man Paul Tidy is planning a movie star fancy dress themed party, and lots of garlic.
13:45 Neighbours Although Susan is sympathetic to his situation, Nate agrees to Karl's request and moves out. Dakota tries to pressure Paul into helping her flee the country.
13:35 Get Squiggling! Letters 17/26. Letter Q: Preschool show. Squiglet demonstrates how to write the letter q. He meets a quail who eats a golden quince and grows as tall as a tree. Also in HD. [S]
13:45 Something Special 13/20. Cooking: Educational series using Makaton sign language. Justin and his friends Grace, Julia and Kia make a very special pudding called Mr Tumble Jumble. Also in HD. [S]
 
14:00 Dickinson's Real Deal Some of the best moments from the antiques series. Helen Gardiner falls for an Art Deco bronze, and Jo Brayshaw meets a real life prince.
13:50 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
14:00 Highway Patrol Spike Pursuit More footage from Australia as we follow the men and women of the highways agencies as they patrol the country's roads and freeways.
13:55 Ludus 7/20. Game show for children. Three Earthtwerps journey deep into space to take on Ludus. They play his interactive computer games to rescue their friends and family. [AD,S,SL]
14:15 Perfection Nick Knowles presents the true-or-false quiz show with £1,000 up for grabs in each episode if contestants answer all questions correctly and achieve absolute perfection. Also in HD. [S]
14:15 The Rockford Files 12/22. Local Man Eaten by Newspaper: Jim receives some bad press after his client, a doctor, is shot dead. Also in HD. [S]
14:10 Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. John Inverdale is in Dictionary Corner.
14:15 NCIS Life Before His Eyes American crime drama. While stopping at a diner for coffee, Gibbs finds himself in grave danger, prompting him to think about his past and the choices he made.
14:05 Show Me Show Me Caterpillars and Cake Chris and Pui investigate and explore in their magical playroom in the sky. Pui finds some furry, hairy caterpillars in the playroom, wiggling on the balcony. [S]
14:30 Highway Patrol Inches From Death More footage from Australia as we follow the men and women of the highways agencies as they patrol the country's roads and freeways.
14:25 OOglies 7/13. When the humans are away the OOglies play! The Fruit Gang go golfing, Devious Blender hopes to bag a hole in one and Racey Bacon shells out on a new hiding place from Mr Bun. Also in HD. [S]
14:30 Little Charley Bear 2/13. Charley on His Toes: Series about a teddy bear with a big imagination. Charley goes to dance school and learns that being a ballerina is hard work. Also in HD. [AD,S]
14:40 Sidekick The Henchman Challenge Series following friends as they train at the Academy for Aspiring Sidekicks. Eric competes against the evil Henchmen to try to win the Henchman Challenge. Also in HD. [AD,S]
14:40 The Rhyme Rocket 6/20. Games: Children's poetry series. After picking up a signal of rhyme activity from children in Cardiff the team blast off on a journey through the universe of words to join them. Also in HD. [S]
 
15:00 Escape to the Country Cornwall Nicki Chapman helps a science teacher buy a country home in Cornwall. While in the county, Nicki visits Britain's very first tea plantation. Also in HD. [AD,S]
15:00 Cagney and Lacey The Grandest Jewel Thief Drama series about two women detectives in New York. Christine becomes obsessed with the idea of catching an internationally known jewel thief. Also in HD. [S]
15:00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show Inspirational burns survivor Katie Piper and scientist Dr Emily Grossman join Alan Titchmarsh, and another lively challenge between men and women in the Battle of the Sexes.
15:00 Fifteen to One Sandi Toksvig presents the notoriously tough quiz show as 15 contestants compete to win a place in the Grand Final.
14:55 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
15:00 Across the Wide Missouri Film (1951) Western. Clark Gable plays a pioneering trapper who befriends the local Blackfoot tribes to open up their territory, but a traitor in their midst makes him pay a high personal price.
15:00 Pawn Stars Message in a Bottle: The men are presented with a supposed Civil War spy's whisky flask, two English duelling pistols, and the original contract for The Who to play Woodstock.
14:55 Scooby-Doo in Where's My Mummy Film Animated adventure featuring Scooby and the gang. The pals are in Egypt, where they discover Cleopatra's secret tomb and awaken an army which has slept for centuries. [2005] [S]
14:55 Alphablocks In The adventures of 26 lively letters who can make words come to life by holding hands. I holds hands with N and they find themselves stuck inside a floating balloon. Also in HD. [S]
15:00 Mister Maker Comes to Town 2/25. Mister Maker takes to the road in his magical Makermobile in search of Mini Makers. There are piratey pranks when he surprises some unsuspecting Mini Makers. [S]
15:15 The Good Witch's Gift Film Drama starring Catherine Bell and Chris Potter. A kind-hearted witch's plans for an idyllic Christmas Eve wedding are fraught with complications. (2010)
15:25 Pawn Stars Strike, Spare, Boom The pawnbrokers cast their eyes over a British WWII gas mask, an intact ticket for the 1965 Muhammad Ali v Floyd Patterson fight and an antique 1930s spotlight.
15:20 Abadas Camera Pop-up book adventures with the curious Abadas: Hari the hippo, Ela the fox and Seren the bat. The Abadas are drawing pictures in the garden. Also in HD. [S]
15:30 Raa Raa the Noisy Lion Raa Raa's Big Roar Stop-frame animation featuring Raa Raa, who lives in the Jingly Jangly Jungle. Raa Raa discovers that all his friends come running when he roars really loudly. Also in HD. [S]
15:45 Holiday of My Lifetime with Len... ...Goodman. 7/15. Famous faces recreate their childhood holidays. Len takes Arlene Phillips back to Southport in Lancashire to reminisce about her 1954 seaside holiday. Also in HD. [AD,S]
15:45 Tilly and Friends Pru's Pencil Animation. The playroom wall is looking bare and Tilly decides it needs some pretty pictures to decorate it. Also in HD. [S]
 
15:50 Who Do You Think You Are? 2/10. Gregg Wallace: Celebrity genealogy series. Gregg Wallace sets out to solve a long-standing mystery: what happened to his great-grandfather, who abandoned his family? Also in HD. [AD,S]
16:00 Tipping Point Ben Shephard hosts the quiz show in which four players take on an extraordinary machine in the hope of winning its 10,000 pound jackpot.
16:00 Deal or No Deal This Halloween is set to be one of Deal or No Deal's most terrifying yet as The Dream Factory is transformed into the horribly haunted village of Little Dealington, with exciting twists.
16:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
15:55 Kojak The Chinatown Murders (Part 2): Detective drama series. Kojak has to work fast to fend off a revenge attack after a Chinese gang kidnaps the head of an underworld family.
15:55 ZingZillas Zingbop 12/20. Everywhere You Go: The ZingZillas and DJ Loose show ZingBoppers how to dance to this episode's ZingBop song, Everywhere You Go. Also in HD. [S]
16:00 The Numtums The Mysterious Land Beyond Ten Number learning series. Flinders is reminded of the time he visited a mysterious land beyond ten, and agrees to take the Numpups to find it. Also in HD. [S]
16:05 Newsround Topical news magazine for children. Also in HD. [S]
16:15 Marrying Mum and Dad 2 3/10. Space Wedding: Sisters Molly and Katy are flying high when Nasa agree to help organise a space-themed wedding, but mum is scared of heights. Also in HD. [S]
16:15 Andy's Wild Adventures 2/20. Giant Tortoises: Preschool wildlife series. Andy and Kip head to the Galapagos Islands in South America for a wild adventure in search of giant tortoises. Also in HD. [S]
16:30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 7/20. Antiques experts Eric Knowles and Will Axon do battle at an antiques fair in Peterborough. Eric meets TV naturalist Chris Packham, while Will channels his inner Lovejoy. Also in HD. [S]
16:30 Nina and the Neurons: Get Sporty Gymnastics Fun science for preschoolers. Nina investigates why we bend our knees when we land and experimenters Grace and Imogen meet a gymnast. Also in HD. [S]
16:40 The Wizard of Oz Film (1939) Classic musical adventure starring Judy Garland as Dorothy, the girl transported from Kansas to the magical realm of Oz. But can she evade the Wicked Witch and get back home?
16:45 New: Blow Your Mind:... ...Spectacular Space. 7/10. Dr Chris and Dr Xand learn about space. Dr Maggie demonstrates how something as big as a satellite can stay in orbit around the Earth. Also in HD. [S]
16:45 Mike the Knight Mike the Knight and the Hidden Garden Animated series about a young knight in training. When Mike and Evie find a garden, Mike is sure it is a knightly place, not a magical one. Also in HD. [AD,S]
 
16:50 Great British Railway Journeys 17/25. Bardon Mill to Wigton: Michael Portillo sees how the Victorian railways first fuelled invention in Wigton. Also in HD. [AD,S]
17:00 The Chase Quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh. Four contestants must pit their wits against the Chaser, a ruthless quiz genius determined to stop them winning the prize cash.
17:00 Come Dine with Me It's day two in and around Perth, and aspiring actor Daniel is hoping to impress with his twist on a traditional Scottish menu, serving Spaghetti Hagginaise and home-made Irn Bru ice cream.
17:00 5 News at 5 National and international news presented by Emma Crosby.
17:00 Magnum P.I. The Ugliest Dog in Hawaii Detective drama series set in Hawaii. A gangster is mysteriously keen to get hold of the little terrier he once owned.
17:00 Wolfblood: Jana Bites When Jana left Wolfblood she vowed to change history and run the wild pack in a different way from her father Alric. Ceri promises to support her. [S] Followed by Help! My Supply Teacher Is Magic.
17:00 Peter Rabbit The Tale of the Dash in the Dark Animated series. Peter and his friends go into the woods at night to catch a jar full of glow worms for Cotton-tail's night light. Also in HD. [AD,S]
17:15 Pointless The quiz hosted by Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman returns for a twelfth series, as contestants continue to plumb the depths of their general knowledge. Also in HD. [S]
17:05 You've Been Framed! Comedian Harry Hill takes time off from polishing his Baftas to cast a surreal eye over the world's funniest home videos.
17:10 New: Sarah & Duck Bag of Bags Animation. Scarf Lady has misplaced Bag in the big shop, so Sarah and Duck help with the search. Also in HD. [AD,S]
17:20 Flog It! Herne Bay Flog It visits Herne Bay. Among the treasures discovered by experts Kate Bateman and Mark Stacey are a pair of bronze vases and a Moorcroft cruet set. Also in HD. [S]
17:30 Coach Trip It's day two, and the group have a spring in their step as they go on a bouncy Kangoo tour of Rotterdam, before tasting the local tipple at a Dutch gin museum.
17:30 Neighbours Although Susan is sympathetic to his situation, Nate agrees to Karl's request and moves out. Dakota tries to pressure Paul into helping her flee the country.
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17:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
17:30 You've Been Framed! Trampoline trouble and naughty kids feature in Harry Hill's latest compendium of camcorder calamities. Plus, the fur flies when cats meet dogs.
17:30 New: Ludus 1/10. Game show for children. Three Earthtwerps from Wolverhampton journey deep into space to take on Ludus and play his interactive computer games. Also in HD. [AD,S]
17:20 Grandpa in My Pocket Squeak! Squeak! Mr Squeak! Children's comedy about a grandpa who can magically shrink. When little Teddy accidentally throws his toy away, Grandpa has to shrink to rescue it. Also in HD. [AD,S]
17:35 New: Boj The Giggly Park Express Animation. With just cardboard boxes and a bit of imagination, Boj and his buddies make a train to take Denzil and his teddies on a trip around the world. Also in HD. [S]
17:45 Old Jack's Boat 2/26. Windy Funnel's Harp: Children's series. Ernie loses his breakfast honey pot and has to chase it round the village. Also in HD. [S]
 
18:00 BBC News at Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. Also in HD. [S]
18:00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on what is probably the greatest quiz team in Britain, made up of some of the country's top quizzers. Also in HD. [S]
18:00 ITV News London A round-up of all the latest news in London and the South East, plus features, sport and local weather.
18:00 The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror XIX In the Halloween special, Homer tries to vote for Barack Obama but the machine is rigged to place votes for John McCain and will kill anyone who flags up the issue.
18:00 Home and Away Ricky breaks up a fist fight between Brax and Andy. Jake uses the rift between the pair to get even closer to Andy. Maddy is determined to win back Josh from an insecure Evelyn.
18:00 Royal Pains Medusa Drama series. Hank accompanies Boris out of the country for gene therapy research, but Divya is not pleased with his temporary replacement.
18:00 Minder Rembrandt Doesn't Live Here Anymore A chance meeting in a club takes Arthur into the world of fine art as he sees an opportunity to make some money by selling forgeries.
18:00 New: Appsolute Genius with Dick... ...and Dom. 4/8. Story: Dick and Dom learn about the history of storytelling in computer games and reveal three geniuses who have created legendary tales. Also in HD. [S]
18:00 The Adventures of Abney and Teal CBeebies Bedtime Hour. The Café: Animated adventures. Abney and Teal decide to set up a cafe. They're worried that they might not get any guests, but they needn't have worried! Also in HD. [AD,S]
18:10 64 Zoo Lane CBeebies Bedtime Hour. The Story of Snowbert's New Friend: When Snowbert and Sidney have an argument, Snowbert builds a new friend out of ice. [S]
18:30 BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London. [S]
18:30 Strictly Come Dancing - It... ...Takes Two. Zoe Ball is joined by the couple who narrowly escaped elimination and we look back on the weekend's choreography. Also in HD. [S]
18:30 ITV News & Weather Alastair Stewart and Mary Nightingale with the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast.
18:30 Hollyoaks The McQueen women enjoy some luxury spa pampering, unaware that Nana's life is in danger. Blessing is ecstatic that all her problems may soon be over, but Frankie smells a rat.
18:30 5 News Tonight National and international news including reports, live updates and interviews. Presented by Matt Barbet.
18:30 Technobabble 3/20. Fashion: Series about gaming, apps and future technology. The Vlogster sends Clara to explore the future of virtual reality. Also in HD. [S] Followed by Epic Quick Blast.
18:20 In the Night Garden CBeebies Bedtime Hour. Be Careful Tombliboos!: In a magical forest, characters have adventures. Travelling in the Pinky Ponk, the Tombliboos drink their Pinky Ponk juice. Also in HD. [S]
18:45 The Women Film (2008) Meg Ryan, Eva Mendes and Annette Bening head an all-female cast in this comedy drama about a woman whose life begins to unravel when she learns her husband has cheated on her.
 
19:00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. Also in HD. [S]
19:00 The Great Interior Design... ...Challenge. 1/16. Cotswolds: Scott, Fiona and Francesca design rooms in neighbouring 17th-century cottages. Also in HD. [AD,S]
19:00 Emmerdale Ruby is floored by Ali's confession. Doug is disappointed by Diane's rejection. Chas discovers Lisa's secret.
19:00 Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather.
19:00 Meerkat Manor Flower gives birth to her third litter of the year. The Whiskers have reunited and have driven away the Zappas from their territory, then tragedy strikes the Whiskers family.
18:58 This Is BBC Three BBC Three. The best in new entertainment, comedy, contemporary drama and music for the digital generation. Stay tuned for 60 Seconds news.
19:00 Don't Tell the Bride 9/12. Mitch and Laura: On the proviso that surf addict Mitch must organise every detail of the big day himself, he and his bride Laura are given £12,000 towards their wedding. [S]
18:58 This Is BBC Four This is BBC Four. Programmes start at 7.00pm.
19:00 World News Today The latest national and international news, exploring the day's events from a global perspective. Also in HD. [S] Followed by weather.
19:00 You've Been Framed! Harry Hill presents a compilation of the funniest home videos shown on You've Been Framed. Clips include sporting disasters, holiday hiccups, giddy grannies and troublesome teens.
19:00 Pawn Stars Rough Riders Series following pawn shop owners in Las Vegas. Rick and the Old Man eye an old bugle and a man comes in with a clock presented to his grandfather by Richard Nixon.
18:58 ..programmes start at 7.00am
18:50 CBeebies Bedtime Stories CBeebies Bedtime Hour. My Friend the Weather Monster: An exciting story read by a special guest. Dom Wood reads My Friend the Weather Monster, by Steve Smallman and Bruno Merz. [S]
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19:30 EastEnders Charlie panics when he realises Nick is back. Why has he returned? Also in HD. [AD,S] Then BBC News.
19:30 Wilderness Walks with Ray Mears Ray Mears returns to some of his favourite places in Britain. Ray discovers there are forms of wildlife which survive against all the odds in the Snowdonia region of Wales.
19:30 New: The Secret Life of Pets Last episode in the documentary series. This episode looks at how pets adapt to their new homes. The cameras also catch a horse that knows his new home so well, that he has found a way to escape.
19:30 Great British Railway Journeys 18/20. Walsall to Bournville: Michael Portillo learns how to cook an authentic Indian curry in Birmingham. Also in HD. [AD,S]
19:30 Pawn Stars Moon Walking Series following pawn shop owners in Las Vegas. The team are staggered to find a flag from one of NASA's last missions to the Moon, signed by the Apollo 16 crew.
20:00 Holby City The Science of Imaginary Solutions Mo is determined to prove she can swim with the sharks, but is she in over her head? Serena's personal and professional lives collide. Also in HD. [AD,S]
20:00 Autumnwatch 1/4. Live from the Lancashire coast, Chris Packham, Michaela Strachan and Martin Hughes-Games watch the action unfold as barn owls, starlings and otters prepare for winter. Also in HD. [S]
20:00 Midsomer Murders Let Us Prey Barnaby and Nelson investigate a series of murders in Midsomer St Claire that seem to be inspired by macabre images on a medieval fresco discovered in the church crypt.
20:00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners Claire from Burnley meets Sue and Roger in Hertfordshire who are swamped by clutter. And old school cleaner Lynne visits bachelor boys Mark and Karl.
19:55 5 News Update National and international news.
20:00 Assault & Robbery:Caught On Camera Documentary. With 2.7 million thefts a year shoplifting's big business so journalist Nick Wallis joins police forces to reveal how CCTV and technological advances are helping to ensure convictions.
20:00 Barely Legal Drivers 4/6. Caz and Lloyd: Young drivers take to the road, unaware that their parents are watching. Confident Caz is convinced she has got this driving lark sussed, while Lloyd is a joker. Also in HD. [S]
20:00 Great British Railway Journeys 19/20. Coventry to Watford: Michael Portillo relives the Coventry Blitz and finds out how the trains helped to evacuate millions of children during World War II. Also in HD. [AD,S]
20:00 Two and a Half Men Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell US sitcom. Alan suggests a visit to Disneyland, Charlie's idea of hell, but a visit from his mother makes it seem more appealing.
20:00 World Rally Championship... ...Highlights. Spain: Highlights from the penultimate round of the World Rally Championship, held in the hills of Tarragona in Spain. Jari-Matti Latvala is still in the hunt for the title.
20:30 World War I at Home The Spies Who Loved Folkestone Anthony Horowitz learns about the Folkestone men, women and children who risked their lives operating as spooks during the First World War. [S]
20:30 Two and a Half Men If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap US sitcom. After Charlie's housekeeper resigns it doesn't take long for him to realise he can't function without her.
21:00 The Missing 1/8. Relationship thriller exploring the emotional fallout of a child's abduction. In 2006, Oliver goes missing on a family holiday to France. Eight years on, new evidence emerges. Also in HD. [AD,S]
21:00 Human Universe 4/5. A Place in Space and Time: Professor Brian Cox explores mankind's place in the universe. He looks at how we came to understand we are not at the centre of the universe. Also in HD. [AD,S]
21:00 You Can't Get the Staff Lady Auriol Linlithgow needs a new recruit to help run Bryngwyn Hall in Wales, while Carina in Henley wants a home worker to do everything she does, apart from sleep with her husband.
21:00 New: CSI: Last Days of Jim Brass Final episode in the crime drama series. This episode comes to a crashing conclusion when the team open up a cold case after some new evidence, and a dead body, come to light.
21:00 New: Snow, Sex & Suspicious... ...Parents. 1/4. Two groups of youngsters head to Meribel ski resort to hit the bars and the slopes. Also in HD. [S]
21:00 New: Architects of the Divine:... ...The First Gothic Age. How medieval British stone masons and builders made Gothic architecture their own. [S]
21:00 Tricked Hidden camera magic show. Ben steals TOWIE star Dan Osborne's clothes and fools Peter Andre when a wedding cake gets destroyed and restored by magic.
21:00 Hitman Film (2007) Action thriller. Timothy Olyphant stars as a nameless assassin on the run from the Russian Secret Service after an operation goes wrong. Strong language/brutal violence.
21:00 Benidorm Christmas Special King of the swingers Marvin checks in. Madge is in charge of the Christmas Spectacular at the Benidorm Palace but will its star Su Pollard make it on time?
22:00 BBC News at Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. Also in HD. [S]
22:00 Later Live... with Jools Holland 7/8. Music programme featuring performances from contemporary and classic artists. Acts include Robert Plant, Counting Crows, tUnE-yArDs, Gedeon Luke and the People and Years & Years. Also in HD. [S]
22:00 ITV News at Ten & Weather Mark Austin and Ranvir Singh with the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast and all the news and weather in your region.
22:00 Gogglebox Britain's favourite opinionated TV viewers share their sharp, insightful, passionate and sometimes emotional critiques of the week's biggest and best shows.
22:00 NCIS Secrets Crime drama. When a Navy captain is found dead with a costume under his uniform, NCIS uncovers a secret society of real-life super heroes and must track down the villain.
22:00 New: Life Is Toff 1/6. First Born: Arthur seeks ideas on new ways to raise cash to maintain the ancient manor house. Also in HD. [AD,S]
22:00 The Life and Loves of a She-Devil 2/4. Adaptation of Fay Weldon's novel. Ruth, in the guise of Rita Rooney, persuades the elderly Mrs Fisher to visit her daughter Mary, Bobbo's mistress. [S]
22:00 Celebrity Juice Keith Lemon presents the outrageous comedy panel show. Among those joining the panel this time are Hairy Bikers Dave Myers and Simon King.
22:10 Air America Film Lighthearted action tale starring Mel Gibson and Robert Downey Jr, 1990. A pair of maverick US pilots smuggle anything and everything for a covert CIA operation during the Vietnam War.
22:25 BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London. [S] Followed by weather and a National Lottery update.
22:30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Evan Davis. Also in HD. [S] Followed by weather.
22:30 New: The Revolution Will Be... ...Televised. 4/6. Satirical comedy. Reporter Dale Maily is in the Arizona desert with a heavily-armed border patrol, whilst unemployed simpleton Nomo attempts to buy a gun in Texas. Also in HD. [S]
22:35 imagine... The Art That Hitler... ...Hated. Two-part special documentary telling the story of a hoard of art that was hidden during the Third Reich as it was deemed 'degenerate' by the Nazis. [S]
22:40 The Cube Ballet dancer Hannah hopes she can win to pay for her forthcoming wedding. Support worker Nic thinks he has what it takes to get his hands on that quarter of a million pounds.
 
22:55 NCIS Psych Out Drama series. The death of a Navy psychologist working on an operation to undermine enemy scientists leads Gibbs to play mind games with the shrink in charge of 'Psy-ops'.
23:00 Family Guy 9/21. Business Guy: Animated US comedy. When Carter slips into a coma, Lois lets Peter run Pewterschmidt Industries. Overcome by power, Peter fires the entire board. Contains adult humour. [S]
22:55 Supernatural 7/8. Night of the Marionettes: Chilling anthology series where membership to the secret society, The Club of the Damned, is granted through telling horror stories. Also in HD. [S]
22:50 Hot Fuzz Film High-octane cop movie homage starring Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, 2007. A stern London sergeant is transferred to a sleepy crime-free village with a suspiciously high accident rate.
22:55 Layer Cake Film (2004) Thriller. Daniel Craig stars as a drug dealer who wants to retire but whose latest job only drags him in deeper. Brutal violence/strong language/drug use throughout.
23:05 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay revisits Café Hon in Hampden, Maryland, Chiarella's in Philadelphia, and Leone's in Montclair, New Jersey, to see whether the restaurant owners have taken his advice on board.
23:20 Wonders of the Monsoon 4/5. Strange Castaways: On Sulawesi, the combination of monsoon and volcanoes has created a paradise. Also in HD. [AD,S]
23:25 Family Guy 11/21. Dial Meg for Murder: Animated comedy. After trailing Meg around for research for his magazine writer's job, Brian discovers she has a secret boyfriend. Contains some violence. [S]
23:40 Gems TV Documentary about the cable TV business of the Bennett family, who run Britain's premier retail jewellery outlet - without having a single shop.
23:45 American Dad! 14/18. Stan's Best Friend: When Steve performs his annual presentation begging for a dog, Stan forbids it - but Francine caves in. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S]
23:45 Land of the Lost Wolves 1/2. Series documenting the return of a very special wolf pack to the snowy peaks of Washington's Cascade Mountains - the first to return to the American Northwest in 70 years. Also in HD. [AD,S]
 
23:55 The Mothman Prophecies Film Supernatural thriller starring Richard Gere. A journalist inexplicably finds himself in a remote town, where strange occurrences are afoot. Contains some strong language. [2002] [AD,S]
00:00 PokerStars.com Shark Cage Competing in Heat 2 are actress Jennifer Tilly and professionals Theo Jorgensen, Faraz Jaka and Phil Gruissem. They're all vying for a place in the final and $1,000,000.
23:50 New: Secrets & Lies Conclusion of the Australian drama series. Ben is shocked when he finally discovers who killed young Thom and why.
00:10 American Dad! 15/18. Less Money, Mo' Problems: Stan gets fed up with sharing the house and tells Hayley and Jeff to move out, even though they are on the minimum wage. Contains some violence. Also in HD. [S]
00:20 Operation Stonehenge: What Lies... ...Beneath. 1/2. Documentary following a group of international archaeologists who believe that a new state-of-the-art approach is the key to unlocking Stonehenge's secrets. [AD,S,SL]
00:30 Life Is Toff 1/6. First Born: Arthur seeks ideas on new ways to raise cash to maintain the ancient manor house. Also in HD. [AD,S]
00:25 The Howling Film Chiller starring Dee Wallace and Patrick Macnee, 1981. A TV reporter experiences strange goings-on at a health retreat, including animal corpses and howling noises.
00:35 Jackpot247 Join the presenters live and play roulette on your telly. Find out how or join in now at Jackpot247.com.
00:45 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours Model Killer Part-dramatised documentary series. A young model is found in her downtown Toronto apartment, the latest victim of a serial killer who targets beautiful women.
00:45 Easter Island: Mysteries of a... ...Lost World. Jago Cooper uses scientific and archaeological evidence to examine Easter Island's demise. Also in HD. [S]
 
00:55 Trans World Sport A profile of England's Freestyle Football world champion, the incredible Andrew Henderson. An interview with surfing legend Kelly Slater at the latest round of the ASP World Tour in France.
01:00 The Revolution Will Be Televised 4/6. Satirical comedy. Reporter Dale Maily is in the Arizona desert with a heavily-armed border patrol, whilst unemployed simpleton Nomo attempts to buy a gun in Texas. Also in HD. [S]
01:00 Secrets and Lies Film (1996) Mike Leigh's film stars Marianne Jean-Baptiste as a young black woman in search of her natural mother, who turns out to be Brenda Blethyn. Strong language.
00:58 ..programmes start at 7.00am
00:58 ..programmes start at 6.00am
01:10 SuperCasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel. For more information and to register visit www.SuperCasino.com.
01:10 Two and a Half Men Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell US sitcom. Alan suggests a visit to Disneyland, Charlie's idea of hell, but a visit from his mother makes it seem more appealing.
01:20 This Is BBC Two Highlights of programmes on BBC Two. Also in HD. [S]
06:00 Homes under the Hammer Property renovation series. A couple who buy two bungalows on a plot in Devon create a modern home, while a terraced house in Stoke and a flat near Glasgow also get refurbished. Also in HD. [S]
01:30 EastEnders Charlie panics when he realises Nick is back. Why has he returned? Carol and Sonia argue about Rebecca. Tosh takes her disappointment at not being pregnant out on Tina. Also in HD. [AD,S]
01:45 Weather for the Week Ahead Detailed weather forecast. [S]
01:35 Two and a Half Men If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap US sitcom. After Charlie's housekeeper resigns it doesn't take long for him to realise he can't function without her.
 
01:50 BBC News BBC One joins the BBC's rolling news channel for a night of news, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes. Also in HD. [S]
06:00 Breakfast The latest news, sport, business and weather from the BBC's Breakfast team. Also in HD. [S] Including regional news at 25 and 55 minutes past each hour.
01:50 KOTV Boxing Weekly This week's main event comes from California where Denis Shafikov and Rustam Nugaev meet in an IBF lightweight title eliminator.
02:00 Snow, Sex & Suspicious Parents 1/4. Parents secretly keep an eye on what their teenage kids get up to on their skiing holidays. Two groups of youngsters head to Meribel ski resort to hit the bars and the slopes. Also in HD. [S]
02:00 Two and a Half Men Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau US sitcom. Charlie is desperate to ensure Chelsea and Evelyn do not befriend each other following their first meeting.
02:15 World War I at Home The Spies Who Loved Folkestone Anthony Horowitz learns about the Folkestone men, women and children who risked their lives operating as spooks during the First World War. [S]
02:20 Hever Castle Triathlon The final event in the Castle Triathlon Series takes place at Hever Castle in Kent. The weekend's action ranges from elite competition through to the world's largest children's triathlon.
02:20 Teleshopping Shopping from home.
02:20 Cheers Pitch It Again, Sam Sharp comedy from the Boston bar. Sam plays an exhibition match against an old adversary.
02:45 Architects of the Divine: The... ...First Gothic Age. How medieval British stone masons and builders made Gothic architecture their own. [S,SL]
02:45 ITV4 Nightscreen Text-based information service.
 
03:00 Loose Women The opinionated ladies discuss today's top talking points with legendary English rock band Status Quo, as their new album Stripped Bare is released.
03:00 Barely Legal Drivers 4/6. Caz and Lloyd: Young drivers take to the road. Confident Caz is convinced she's got this driving lark sussed, while Lloyd is a joker. Contains some strong language. Also in HD. [S]
03:00 Teleshopping Shopping from home.
06:00 Greatest FA Cup Finals Including Wimbledon upsetting the odds in 1988, and the famous five minute-final between Manchester United and Arsenal in 1979.
03:15 Mobil 1: The Grid SHR talk about the perfect Nascar pit stop, Jenson Button previews the Austin Grand Prix, and there's a look back at the inaugural season of the Tudor United SportsCar Championship.
03:10 Fairground Attractions Documentary series.The season is coming to an end and the country's showmen are on the last push to make what money they can before winter closes in.
03:45 Ironman World Championship This edition features the Ironman World Championship in Kona, Hawaii, and finds out who will win the ultimate Ironman showdown.
03:45 This Is BBC Four BBC Four is the BBC channel for people who want more. More depth, more range, more to stimulate the mind. More daily from 7.00pm.
 
03:50 ITV Nightscreen Text-based information service.
04:00 Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary.
04:00 This Is BBC Three BBC Three Refreshing TV for the digital age. Tune in daily from 7.00pm.
03:55 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
06:00 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
04:25 Great Artists Series in which art historian Tim Marlow looks at the work of the world's most famous artists. He examines the works of the creator of the Mona Lisa - Leonardo da Vinci.
04:40 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent In Stamford, Lincolnshire, Phil tries to help Mark and Tina sell their detached three bed house as they bid to downsize. Can he persuade them to rethink some of their dated décor? [SL]
04:45 House Doctor Home improvement series with interior designer Ann Maurice and presenter Alistair Appleton. In this edition, the importance of a smart exterior.
 
05:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
06:00 Good Morning Britain Breakfast show with the latest news, sport and weather. Lord of the Rings star Elijah Wood talks about his latest film Set Fire to the Stars.
05:10 House Doctor Home improvement series. This edition offers tips on getting rid of animal odours and optimising space.
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05:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
05:30 This is CBBC! Welcome to the CBBC channel. Programmes start at 7.00am.
05:30 This is CBeebies! Welcome to the CBeebies channel. Programmes start at 6.00am.
06:00 Teletubbies Barrel Organ Preschool fun, fantasy and education. The Teletubbies watch some children who have a barrel organ. A man turns the handle and the children dance. [S]
05:35 Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. John Inverdale is in Dictionary Corner.
05:35 House Doctor Home improvement series. Alistair Appleton and interior design guru Ann Maurice work their magic on a neglected bungalow in Clacton, Essex.
06:00 The WotWots Socket Sprocket Pocket Two fluffy alien siblings land on Earth. In this episode, DottyWot's chair is broken and her brother is going to fix it, but he keeps losing his spanner.
 
05:50 ITV2 Nightscreen Text-based information service.
06:00 Life's Funniest Moments Series featuring hilarious candid moments caught on camera.