This week's UK TV & radio

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05:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
05:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
03:05 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
05:30 This is CBBC! Welcome to the CBBC channel. Programmes start at 7.00am.
06:00 Breakfast The latest news, sport, business and weather from the BBC's Breakfast team. Also in HD. [S] Including regional news at 25 and 55 minutes past each hour.
06:00 Homes Under the Hammer Martin Roberts and Lucy Alexander visit a house in Barnet, a property in Derbyshire that has undergone some huge changes and a plot of land in Wiltshire. [S]
06:00 Good Morning Britain Breakfast show with the latest news, sport and weather presented by Ranvir Singh, Kate Garraway and Sean Fletcher.
06:00 Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Steve Backshall is in Dictionary Corner.
06:00 The WotWots Copy Copy Wotty When the WotWots believe they have heard another WotWot trying to call them, they venture out into the zoo to investigate.
06:00 Life's Funniest Moments Series featuring hilarious candid moments caught on camera. S1 Ep16
06:00 Minder Him Indoors When Ron the Burglar, now reformed, opens Arthur Daley's lock-up with a metal comb, it's clear to Arthur that Daley Enterprises has to strengthen its warehouse security. [SL] S8 Ep8
06:00 Me Too! Gymnastic Display Drama series for four- to six-year-olds. Tina opens Bobby's gymnastic display with a scarf dance. Bobby gets soaked from the rain. [S]
06:10 Igam Ogam Is That Mine? Animation. Igam Ogam tries to reassure Roly that his reflection is not another monkey intent on splashing him and stealing his banana!
06:20 New: Driftwood Bay The Being Helpful Badge Animated children's series. A shiny badge is washed up on the beach. It is a special award for being helpful and Bull has wanted one for a long time.
06:30 Fireman Sam Troubled Waters CGI adventures. Moose has to call Fireman Sam after Steele and Gareth get into trouble in a rowing boat at the Mountain Activity Centre.
06:20 Psych In for a Penny Comic detective series. Shawn's attempt to reconcile Juliet with her father backfires when he turns out to be a con man. Shawn hires him to help with a case. S6 Ep7
06:20 Show Me Show Me 17/25. Watering Cans and Worms: Chris and Pui investigate and explore in their magical playroom in the sky. Chris and Pui look at a wormery and watch worms wiggling through the soil. [S]
06:40 Will & Grace Sons and Lovers (Part 2): Jack is shocked to learn that he has a son of his own, and is initially unwilling to meet him. Grace is surprised when Will and Nathan bond.
06:40 Toot The Tiny Tugboat Toot in the Air Animated series. Toot dreams of being able to fly. This seems like an impossible wish - but with a little help from his friends, his dreams come true!
06:45 Timmy Time Timmy Needs a Bath Stop-frame animation about the adventures of a lamb at nursery school. After a game of football, muddy Timmy is determined not to have a bath. [AD,S]
 
07:00 Don't Get Done, Get Dom 19/20. Waterlogged Gardens: Consumer series with Dominic Littlewood. Dom investigates at a holiday park where site owners are unhappy with rising maintenance charges. Also in HD. [AD,S]
06:50 Peppa Pig Grandpa Pig's Boat Animation about a lovable young pig. Granny and Grandpa Pig have a beautiful little boat and Peppa and George are spending the day on the river with them.
06:55 Pip Ahoy! The Mermaid Children's animation. After Pip and Alba find a mermaid perched on a rock in the bay who is crying her eyes out, Skipper leads a mission to make the mermaid smile.
07:00 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
07:00 Ax Men Cage Match Series following the work of North American lumberjacks. At Rygaard, Craig and DJ argue. Jimmy Smith gets a last ride down the river. S6 Ep5
07:00 Arthur MacFrensky Animation. When Francine and the Brain are locked in a stiff competition, Muffy talks Francine into 'borrowing' Buster's toy and letting Brain take the blame. [S]
07:00 Postman Pat 9/14. Postman Pat's Holiday Hobbies: Aided by his trusty cat Jess, Pat the postman always manages to deliver the mail, no matter what. Sara thinks that Pat needs a hobby on his day off. [S]
07:05 Will & Grace The Third Wheel Gets the Grace Grace's boyfriend Nathan (Woody Harrelson) is irritated by Grace's relationship with Will. Meanwhile, Jack proudly takes his son shopping.
07:10 Little Princess I Want to Sing Regal larks. There is a singing competition in the Kingdom and everyone is entering. Little Princess is determined to win, but which song will she sing?
07:05 Emmerdale Vanessa worries that Kirin will learn the truth. Rachel is arrested. Leyla is devastated by Alicia's news.
07:15 Dennis the Menace and Gnasher Omega Menace Walter and co challenge Dennis and co to a card strategy game called Omega Flip - and the losing gang have to be butlers to the winners for a whole month. Also in HD. [S]
07:15 Dinopaws The Thing That Was Open and Closey Animation about three young dinosaurs exploring their world. The Dinopaws meet a little open-and-closey creature, but he keeps running away. Also in HD. [AD,S]
07:30 Everybody Loves Raymond The Checkbook Ray runs into money trouble when he takes over the family finances to show Debra how easy it is.
07:20 Mr Men Next Door Animation. Mr Happy interrupts Mr Grumpy's dinner, Mr Nervous is worried about watching over Miss Scary's house, and Mr Rude regrets parking in Miss Bossy's driveway.
07:30 Milkshake A look ahead to today's children's programmes, including competitions and dedications.
07:25 League of Super Evil Golden Claw Dr Frogg discovers a secret talent. He is incredibly good at getting toys out of toy-fetching crane games for Voltar. [S]
07:25 Hey Duggee 10/26. The Funny Face Badge: Animated preschool series. Whoooooo the Shamanistic Owl looks a bit down. How can the squirrels cheer her up? Also in HD. [S]
07:45 Flog It! Trade Secrets In Living Memory - Part 1: Antiques series. The Flog It! team takes a stroll down memory lane to reflect on nostalgic items. Also in HD. [S]
07:35 Thomas and Friends Scruff's Makeover The Fat Controller decides it's time for Scruff to be repainted. But Scruff hates being washed, let alone repainted! How will he cope with a makeover?
07:45 Milkshake Monkey Climbing the Castle Adventures in Cornwall with an inquisitive puppet. Milkshake Monkey tries to climb a castle. Will he make it to the top?
07:35 Coronation Street Tracy's revenge turns into a nightmare. Will Maddie be able to stop Jenny? Max asks David some awkward questions.
07:35 MOTD Kickabout: Build-Up A look ahead to the weekend's fixtures in the Premier League with team news, stats and the stories making the headlines. [S]
07:40 Newsround Topical news magazine for children. [S]
07:45 Marrying Mum and Dad 3 10/10. Georgian: Children organise a wedding for their unmarried parents. Two sisters plan a Georgian-themed wedding to get their own back on their embarrassing dad. Also in HD. [S]
07:35 The Furchester Hotel Ant Checks In Preschool puppet show. The hotel can be a big and noisy place if you are a tiny, quiet ant - so Phoebe and Elmo need to find him the perfect room. Also in HD. [AD,S]
07:45 Kate and Mim-Mim Cloud Castle Animated series about Kate and Mim-Mim. Kate and friends pull clouds down from the sky to build a bouncy cloud castle. But problems arise when it starts floating away! Also in HD. [S]
 
07:55 Everybody Loves Raymond The Ride-Along Ray is initially bored when he goes out for a ride in Robert's police car, but his disinterest is replaced by terror when they get caught in a hold-up.
07:50 Noddy In Toyland Noddy and the Magic Paintbrush After Noddy accidentally scratches Car, he borrows a special paintbrush from Big Ears. But the brush malfunctions, causing even more problems.
08:00 Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Nanny Plum and the Wise Old Elf Swap Jobs for One Whole Day Animation. Nanny and the Wise Old Elf cannot agree about who works the hardest, so they swap jobs for the day.
07:55 The Professionals The Purging of CI5 The unit is hit by bombings and assassinations as part of a vendetta campaign. Bodie and Doyle must find the perpetrators before they end up as the next victims. S3 Ep1
07:55 Everything's Rosie Can I Have My Voice Back Please? Animation. When Rosie loses her voice, Raggles takes charge - he will do all of Rosie's jobs! But things don't go quite to plan. Also in HD. [AD,S]
08:15 The Great British Garden Watch Documentary series about life in contemporary Britain. A look at amateur naturalists in Britain who have transformed their gardens into intense wildlife filming environments. [AD,S,SL]
08:15 Peppa Pig Miss Rabbit's Day Off Pig tales. Miss Rabbit has hurt her ankle, so her sister and her friends offer to fill in for her at the ice cream stand.
08:10 You've Been Framed! Harry Hill is back with more of the funniest footage sent in by viewers. This edition features a guide to being a lady, some very peculiar pets and a collection of golfing gaffes.
08:15 Newsround Topical news magazine for children. [S]
08:10 Octonauts 5/22. Sea Snakes: Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. A poisonous sea krait lays her eggs in the garden pod. Also in HD. [AD,S]
08:30 Lorraine Fiona Phillips presents a topical mix of entertainment, discussion, fashion, food and celebrity gossip. Coronation Street star Jimi Mistry chats about his latest storyline.
08:25 Frasier Daphne Returns Niles's romantic chances could be scuppered when Daphne's return sparks a squabble that could end it all.
08:25 Peppa Pig The Secret Club Pig tales. Suzy and Peppa start a secret club, but soon everyone wants to join!
08:25 Tracy Beaker Returns 5/13. Belonging: Drama set in a children's home. Tracy gets tangled up in Lily's plan to reunite Poppy and Rosie with their dad. Meanwhile a stray dog becomes attached to Frank. Also in HD. [AD,S]
08:20 New: Chuggington 10/10. Fletch Shines: Children's animation in which the trains talk, think and don't need drivers. Fletch repairs the lighthouse by himself and discovers that being in charge is hard. [S]
08:30 Little Charley Bear Charley Races Rivet Animation. Charley thinks that Rivet is a very slow robot and decides to have a race, as he thinks he could easily win. But sometimes being fast isn't enough. Also in HD. [AD,S]
08:35 Toby's Travelling Circus If the Boot Fits Animated series about a boy who runs a circus. When someone steps in wet paint and walks over the new poster, ruining it, the search is on to find the culprit.
08:45 Bananas In Pyjamas The Missing Muffins Animation. When Morgan's yummy, freshly baked muffins suddenly disappear, everyone blames Pedro. But Pedro swears he is innocent and only the Bananas believe him.
08:35 Dinner Date Dating series with a twist. Jenny from London has to choose three blind dates from a pool of five potential suitors based on the menus they have prepared. S3 Ep2
08:40 Tweenies Invisible Playtime with the puppet people. The Tweenies imagine what it would be like to disappear. [S]
 
08:55 Frasier The Wizard and Roz Frasier seeks advice from his mentor, who seems more interested in Roz, and Daphne tries to convince Niles that she is psychic.
09:00 Tickety Toc Old Things Time Animation. While repairing Madame Au Lait's old stunt plane, the twins end up accidentally airborne. (S2 Ep 2)
08:55 UEFA Europa League Highlights A comprehensive review of all the action from the Europa League Final in Warsaw.
08:55 The Next Step 15/34. You're the One That I Want: Reality-style drama following a group of dancers. Giselle and Thalia think a little competition will be good motivation for James and Riley. Also in HD. [S]
09:00 Raa Raa the Noisy Lion Raa Raa's Big Book of Noises Animation featuring Raa Raa, who lives in the Jingly Jangly Jungle. Topsy sets out to make her own book for story time, but it all goes wrong. Also in HD. [S]
09:15 The Housing Enforcers 20/20. Consumer programme with Matt Allwright. One dedicated officer is pulling out all the stops to help a young woman on the brink of homelessness. Also in HD. [S]
09:15 Victoria Derbyshire With original stories, exclusive interviews, audience debate and breaking news, Victoria Derbyshire presents the BBC's new daily news and current affairs programme. Also in HD. [S]
09:15 The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show alongside this week's panelists Katy Brand and Ben Adams. Today's guests are Sonali Shah and James Freedman.
09:15 The Next Step 16/34. Hazy Shade of Winter: Reality-style drama following the lives of a group of dancers. Hunter is confused and Michelle has something important to discuss with Kate. Also in HD. [S]
09:10 Bing Cake Bing's friends are coming to his house for a cake party. Also in HD. [AD,S]
09:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
09:25 Car S.O.S Anglia Angels Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend meet the Hutchings-Clarke family, who all drive Ford Anglias except James, whose car doesn't even have an engine. Can they restore it? (S1 Ep5/10)
09:30 French Open Tennis Live John Inverdale presents live coverage from Paris as the third round begins. Expert analysis from Marion Bartoli, Jim Courier, Mark Petchey, Fabrice Santoro and Sam Smith.
09:20 Bing Lost Bing takes his Hoppity Voosh toy to the park to see the ducks and play on the slide. But when he heads to Amma's house to get cleaned up he leaves Hoppity behind. Also in HD. [AD,S]
09:25 Twirlywoos Behind Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos entertain a baby - and confuse her dad by popping up behind him. Back in the Boat the Drawing Wall draws a wall. Also in HD. [AD,S]
09:35 Scorpion Postcards from the Edge US drama series. Despite uncertainty over their future together, the team must come together to save Walter's life as his car teeters on the edge of a cliff. S1 Ep22
09:40 Horrible Histories 13/15. Song Special: Historical sketch show. Some of history's greatest characters serenade us with tales of their lives. Featuring the all-conquering Alexander the Great. Also in HD. [AD,S]
09:40 Alphablocks Quick The adventures of 26 lively letters who can make words come to life by holding hands. Q sings I Need U, but she can't do it on her own. Unwilling U lends a hand. Also in HD. [S]
09:45 Something Special: We're All... ...Friends. 6/25. Gymnastics: Educational series using Makaton sign language. Justin visits a fun gymnastics club in Nantwich. Also in HD. [S]
 
10:00 Homes Under the Hammer Martin Roberts and Lucy Alexander visit a detached cottage in Bodmin, Cornwall, a two-bedroom house in London and a plot of land in Tipton, West Midlands. Also in HD. [S]
10:10 Operation Ouch! 5/11. The doctors take a closer look inside their ears to prove how earwax has a really important job to do and Dr Xand meets a pioneering professor who makes body parts. Also in HD. [S]
10:05 Let's Play 10/26. Footballer: Imaginative preschool show. Rebecca steps through the Magic Curtain and onto the football pitch just as the big match is about to start. Also in HD. [S]
10:30 This Morning Presented by Ruth Langsford and Eamonn Holmes. A look at the day's news and headlines.
10:25 Come Dine with Me The east Hampshire competition begins at cabby Nik Christides', where he surprises guests with unusual ingredients and ends the night with a game of 'cheesy darts'.
10:25 Psych The Tao of Gus Comic detective drama series. When a woman claims to be a murder witness, Shawn and Gus are the only ones who believe her. They take her to a commune for protection. S6 Ep8
10:25 Mr Bloom: Here and There Sport In Norfolk, Mr Bloom meets Tiddlers Lily, Adele, Nieve and Ben, who love their sports club. They play parachute games and scale the climbing wall together. Also in HD. [S]
10:40 The Next Step 17/34. Game On: Reality-style drama following the lives of a group of dancers. The pressure is on for nationals when a key member leaves the troupe. Also in HD. [S]
10:40 Little Big Cat Diary 5/10. Making Friends: Stories of lion, leopard and cheetah cubs living in the Masai Mara in Kenya. Moja the cheetah cub and his brothers try to make friends with different animals. [S]
 
11:00 Don't Get Done, Get Dom 20/20. Parking: Consumer series with Dominic Littlewood. Private parking is on Dom's agenda, with three drivers angry about their parking charges. Also in HD. [AD,S]
11:00 BBC News Twenty-four hours a day, the latest national and international stories as they break. Also in HD. [S]
10:55 ITV News Charlene White presents the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a local weather forecast.
11:00 This Morning Presented by Ruth Langsford and Eamonn Holmes. A look at the day's news and headlines.
10:55 Come Dine with Me In east Hampshire mum-of-four Jax's theme of Arty and Tarty is misinterpreted by Natalie, and the food fails to impress Sue, but the life drawing competition proves a hit with all.
11:00 Laughter in Paradise Film (1951) Classic British comedy. Alastair Sim plays one of four beneficiaries of an eccentric millionaire's will. But to claim, each must act completely out of character. With Joyce Grenfell.
10:50 The Lingo Show 3/15. Cannonbug: Children's language programme. Daredevil bug Wei wants to be fired out of a cannon, but Lingo reminds him their cannon is broken. Also in HD. [S]
11:00 Ruff-Ruff, Tweet and Dave A Racing Adventure Animation about three playful friends. Ruff-Ruff, Tweet and Dave race a speedy sheep in Racing Land. Also in HD. [S]
11:05 Pop Slam! Sam Smith v Selena Gomez 3/10. Amberley Lobo delves into the lives of Sam Smith and Selena Gomez as they both go head to head in three rounds. Also in HD. [S]
11:15 Same Smile 9/14. My Hobby: Nisha, Mish, Moosh and Mogo take their bike to Belfast, where the theme is hobbies. Also in HD. [AD,S]
11:30 BBC World News The latest international news from the BBC. Also in HD. [S]
11:30 Come Dine with Me In east Hampshire, Natalie hosts an evening of tradition, with Russian food, customs and dancing, but not all the guests are impressed.
11:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
11:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
11:20 Royal Pains Chock Full o' Nuts: Medical drama series. Hank tries to coax Milos to come to the US for his fake clinical trial. Divya and Jeremiah find that being roommates can be a pain. S5 Ep7
11:30 Tinga Tinga Tales Why Lizard Always Hides under Rocks Stories telling a young audience how animals got their distinctive parts. The animals teach greedy Lizard a lesson when he pinches their food. Also in HD. [S]
11:45 Saints and Scroungers 20/20. Series looking at benefit fraud. Fraud investigators reveal how a family who seemed to have hit hard times were hiding a wealth of property, unpaid tax and fraudulent claims. Also in HD. [S]
11:45 New: Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs Rochdale Makeover reality series. In Rochdale, the team help restore single mum Dustie's kitchen after she was ripped off by an online seller of kitchen units and a cowboy joiner. (S1 Ep 23)
11:35 HH: Gory Games Play Along 7/15. Quirky quizzes and gory games. Ellie, Jay and Calla battle it out to win year spheres in games including Wart Are You Looking At and Who Ate All the Pies. [S]
11:40 Waybuloo Bye Bye Snuggly Series set in the magical land of Nara. De Li and Yojojo are playing on their shoehorns, but De Li jumps too fast and falls off. Also in HD. [S]
 
12:00 Daily Politics Andrew Neil with the latest political news, interviews and debate. Also in HD. [S]
12:00 Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather.
12:00 3rd and Bird 5/25. Muffin Express: Adventures of a group of birds who teach social responsibility. Mr Beakman is building a train set, the Sunset Express. Muffin tries to help but makes things worse. [S]
12:15 Bargain Hunt Hexham Antiques challenge. Tim Wonnacott is in Hexham, Northumberland, with two teams of couples. David Harper and Anita Manning provide expert advice. Also in HD. [AD,S]
12:05 Come Dine with Me In east Hampshire, history buff Kyle hosts an evening of fun, with guests dressing as their favourite historical characters and playing charades. But will his food prove less impressive?
12:10 Emmerdale Vanessa worries that Kirin will learn the truth. Rachel is arrested. Leyla is devastated by Alicia's news.
12:05 Deadly 60 Endangered Wildlife series. In this Deadly 60 special wildlife expert Steve Backshall examines the increasing pressures threatening our planet's animal populations. Also in HD. [S]
12:15 I Can Cook Fruity Fromage Frais Cake Katy cooks up a feast of food fun in her kitchen. Katy and her friends make fruity fromage frais cake. The special ingredient is peach! [S]
12:30 Loose Women Lively lunchtime chat with the ladies and their guests.
12:30 Pop Slam! Charli XCX v Take That 4/10. Amberley Lobo delves into the lives of Charli XCX and Take That as they both go head to head in three rounds. Also in HD. [S]
12:30 Grandpa in My Pocket Shake Up and Shape Up Comedy drama featuring a Grandpa with a magical shrinking cap. Accident-prone Mr Whoops decides to buy a bike, but Grandpa thinks this is a terrible idea. Also in HD. [AD,S]
12:35 Come Dine with Me Often a less-than-enthusiastic guest, glamorous Sue hopes to win her guests over with a Caribbean-themed evening that ends with some down-and-dirty dancing.
12:40 5 News at Lunchtime National and international news.
12:45 Big Brother: Timebomb Highlights of the latest events in the house over the past 24 hours.
12:40 Coronation Street Tracy's revenge turns into a nightmare. Will Maddie be able to stop Jenny? Max asks David some awkward questions.
12:40 Teacup Travels Brooch Great Aunt Lizzie tells the story of Elliot and the Adventure of the Bronze Brooch. A young Celtic blacksmith is gifted at making jewellery, but his father isn't so sure. Also in HD. [S]
 
13:00 BBC News at One The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. Also in HD. [S]
13:00 Cagney and Lacey 13/24. Act of Conscience: New York police drama. Christine finds herself paired up with Detective Lowell, the pariah of the department since he revealed the identities of six corrupt cops. [S]
12:55 Escape to Victory Film (1981) In John Huston's sporting World War II drama, Sylvester Stallone and Michael Caine star as POWs in Germany, whose game of football against the Nazis turns into a propaganda exercise.
13:00 Matilda and The Ramsay Bunch 6/15. The Bollywood Party: Matilda Ramsay and her family are in LA to make food and have fun. Matilda and the Ramsay bunch learn Bollywood dance moves and cook up Indian party food. Also in HD. [S]
13:00 Raa Raa the Noisy Lion Raa Raa's Big Book of Noises Animation featuring Raa Raa, who lives in the Jingly Jangly Jungle. Topsy sets out to make her own book for story time, but it all goes wrong. Also in HD. [S]
13:05 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Laura Hamilton helps house-hunters Leslie and Helen Hodgkins from Halifax find a permanent winter sun base on Lanzarote in the Canary Islands.
13:15 You've Been Framed! With Harry Hill. In today's show, home-made bombs backfire, an emu steals an iPhone, tips on how not to circumcise a tree and Harry encourages Holly and Phillip to mate.
13:15 The Next Step 18/34. Make a Plan to Love Me: Reality-style drama following the lives of a group of dancers. James suggests that Riley give him a list of tasks to complete to prove his dedication. Also in HD. [S]
13:10 Bing Cake Bing's friends are coming to his house for a cake party. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:30 ITV News & Weather Charlene White presents the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast and all the news and weather in your region.
13:20 Bing Lost Bing takes his Hoppity Voosh toy to the park to see the ducks and play on the slide. But when he heads to Amma's house to get cleaned up he leaves Hoppity behind. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:25 Twirlywoos Behind Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos entertain a baby - and confuse her dad by popping up behind him. Back in the Boat the Drawing Wall draws a wall. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:40 BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London. [S]
13:45 Doctors Little Brother Drama series. Karen finds herself at the centre of an unusual sibling feud. Zara backs Daniel into a corner. Mrs Tembe experiments with pain relief. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:45 Cash in the Attic Antiques series. Banoo Petit is in dire need of replacement windows. She invites Chris Hollins and expert Paul Hayes into her Luton home to look through her mementos. [S]
13:45 Neighbours Lauren asks Susan to look into Clem's mysterious text messages. Brad and Lauren stay up late reminiscing about their baby and accidentally fall asleep.
13:45 Dinner Date Chris from London chooses three blind dates based on the menus provided by five women. When the plates are cleared away, who will he want to see for seconds? S3 Ep3
13:40 Help! My Mini School Trip Is Magic 4/10. Undercover magicians surprise kids with magic tricks. John is clearing up at the dogs' home when his assistant unexpectedly ends up flying high on a broomstick. Also in HD. [S]
13:45 Horrible Histories 13/15. Song Special: Historical sketch show. Some of history's greatest characters serenade us with tales of their lives. Featuring the all-conquering Alexander the Great. [AD,S,SL]
13:40 Alphablocks Quick The adventures of 26 lively letters who can make words come to life by holding hands. Q sings I Need U, but she can't do it on her own. Unwilling U lends a hand. Also in HD. [S]
13:45 Something Special: We're All... ...Friends. 6/25. Gymnastics: Educational series using Makaton sign language. Justin visits a fun gymnastics club in Nantwich. Also in HD. [S]
 
14:00 Judge Rinder Studio courtroom show where criminal barrister Robert Rinder rules on real life cases.
14:15 Perfection General knowledge quiz show hosted by Nick Knowles. One thousand pounds is up for grabs in each game but only by achieving absolute perfection will contestants win the prize. Also in HD. [S]
14:15 Monty Don's French Gardens 3/3. The Artistic Garden: Monty Don looks at the influence France's artistic tradition has had on its gardens. Also in HD. [AD,S]
14:10 Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Gloria Hunniford is in Dictionary Corner.
14:15 NCIS: Los Angeles Hand to Hand Spin-off police drama series. The murder of a marine triggers an investigation in which Sam has to go undercover as a fighter at a mixed martial arts gym. (S1 Ep 19)
14:15 Naomi's Nightmares of Nature 5/10. South Africa: East: Naomi's on a mission to confront her worst nightmare, as she explores the east coast of South Africa and goes in search of the world's biggest shark. [S,SL]
14:05 Let's Play 10/26. Footballer: Imaginative preschool show. Rebecca steps through the Magic Curtain and onto the football pitch just as the big match is about to start. Also in HD. [S]
14:25 Mr Bloom: Here and There Sport In Norfolk, Mr Bloom meets Tiddlers Lily, Adele, Nieve and Ben, who love their sports club. They play parachute games and scale the climbing wall together. Also in HD. [S]
14:40 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
14:40 Blow Your Mind - Amazing Animals 5/10. Dr Chris and Dr Xand find out how dogs use their senses. Chris Packham visits an incredible sniffer dog who can find things underwater and a dog that can tell the time. Also in HD. [S]
14:40 Little Big Cat Diary 5/10. Making Friends: Stories of lion, leopard and cheetah cubs living in the Masai Mara in Kenya. Moja the cheetah cub and his brothers try to make friends with different animals. [S]
 
15:00 Escape to the Continent 3/20. Portugal: Nicki Chapman helps a couple from Leicestershire find a new home in Portugal. Also in HD. [AD,S]
15:00 Dickinson's Real Deal David Dickinson and his dealers are in Worcester today, where one seller goes clubbing with David Tupman, and Jo Brayshaw eyes four silver snuff boxes. S11 Ep55
15:00 Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. Players could also double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough to buy it with their winnings?
15:00 Shaun the Sheep Fruit & Nuts Animated series. Tired of eating grass, Shaun sets out to pinch one of the Farmer's prized apples, only to have every attempt ruined by his accomplice. Also in HD. [S]
14:50 The Lingo Show 3/15. Cannonbug: Children's language programme. Daredevil bug Wei wants to be fired out of a cannon, but Lingo reminds him their cannon is broken. Also in HD. [S]
15:00 Ruff-Ruff, Tweet and Dave A Racing Adventure Animation about three playful friends. Ruff-Ruff, Tweet and Dave race a speedy sheep in Racing Land. Also in HD. [S]
15:15 Elephant Diaries 4/5. Series about orphaned baby elephants at the David Shelrick Wildlife Trust in Kenya. Jonathan is in Tsavo, where an orphan is struggling with debilitating painful joints. [S]
15:15 Jesse Stone: Death In Paradise Film Crime drama starring Tom Selleck and Viola Davis. A small-town police chief heads to the city to investigate the murder of a local girl. (2006)
15:15 Carry On Dick Film (1974) Comedy classic starring Sid James, Kenneth Williams, Barbara Windsor and the rest of the Carry On gang in a send-up of the life of the notorious 18th-century highwayman Dick Turpin.
15:05 Pet Squad Chocaholic Comedy animation. Mother Goose invents a new, very addictive chocolate and plans to use it to take over P-Town. Can Pet Squad show how Mother Goose's chocs are made? [S]
15:15 Sidekick To Party Perchance to Party Animated series. Eric and Trevor try to crash Vana's party while fighting super-villain Drilliam Shakespeare. Also in HD. [AD]
15:10 Small Potatoes Musical Show Animated series about a group of potatoes who sing songs in different genres. The Small Potatoes sing and dance their way across the stage in a show-stopping musical number! [S]
15:15 Tinga Tinga Tales Why Lizard Always Hides under Rocks Stories telling a young audience how animals got their distinctive parts. The animals teach greedy Lizard a lesson when he pinches their food. Also in HD. [S]
15:30 Dragons - Defenders of Berk 19/20. Cast Out Part 2: Animated series based on How to Train Your Dragon. Hiccup and the gang must rescue Stoick with assistance from Berk's arch-enemy Alvin. Also in HD. [S]
15:30 Minibeast Adventure with Jess 5/20. Dragonfly: Nature series. Jess is down by her pond watching dragonflies. She shows how to tell the difference between them and damselflies and finds a dragonfly baby, or nymph. Also in HD. [S]
15:45 Are You Being Served? Shedding the Load Classic sitcom set in a department store. Sales figures are down and profits are down. Young Mr Grace orders Mr Rumbold to make staff cutbacks. [S]
15:40 My Pet and Me 5/26. Calf: Series showing children what it really means to have a pet. Ferne goes to Sophia's farm to meet her pet calf Ruby. They make sure Ruby's shed is clean. Also in HD. [S]
 
16:00 The Box 5/25. Three home cooks try to make delicious dishes using the day's ingredient boxes. Also in HD. [AD,S]
16:00 Tipping Point Ben Shephard hosts the quiz show in which four players take on an extraordinary machine in the hope of winning a 10,000 jackpot and some mystery spot prizes along the way. S3 Ep19
16:00 Posh Pawnbrokers At Pickwick Pawnbrokers in South East London, Nathan and assistant Debbs test-drive an ice cream van, and snooker player and commentator Willie Thorne pays a visit to Dan in Sheffield.
15:50 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
15:55 Ultimate Brain 10/10. Science-based game show. Dr Brain looks back at some of the craziest scientific challenges from the series. Also in HD. [AD,S]
15:55 Chuggington: Badge Quest Remember the Route Join Koko, Wilson and Brewster as they learn new skills and life lessons on their quest for badges. The Chuggers earn their Remember the Route badge. [S]
16:00 Mike the Knight Mike the Knight and the Magical Flower Animated series about a young knight in training. When Mike and Evie find a flower that signals the start of spring, Mike protects it. Also in HD. [AD,S]
16:15 'Allo 'Allo! Enter Denise Wartime sitcom. Rene could be facing a fate worse than life with Edith, when the leader of the Communist Resistance recognises him as her childhood sweetheart and vows to marry him. [S]
16:15 Nina and the Neurons: Get Sporty Diving Fun science for preschoolers. Nina looks at the way high divers hold their hands, and experimenters Murray and Zak examine how this helps them make such a small splash. Also in HD. [S]
16:30 Flog It! Lincolnshire Antiques series. Flog It! comes from the heart of 'bomber county', Lincolnshire, where the country house Normanby Hall hosts the valuation day. Also in HD. [S]
16:20 Newsround Topical news magazine for children. [S]
16:30 New: The Next Step 19/34. Sacrifice: Reality-style drama following the lives of a group of dancers. Emily encourages Hunter to get closer to the boys, and James creates a new dance move. Also in HD. [S]
16:30 New: Footy Pups Jumping Preschool sports series. Join Rachel Yankey and the Footy Pups as they jump to it. Meanwhile, at Pupton Park, Geraldine worries she can't jump high enough. Also in HD. [AD,S]
16:40 Just Good Friends 7/7. Wedding: The final episode of the romantic sitcom. Vince and Penny are due to be married - but will Vince show up this time? [S]
16:45 Peter Rabbit The Tale of Benjamin's Blunder Animated series. When Peter realises he has accidentally upset Benjamin, he goes to apologise, only to find his cousin has gone. Also in HD. [AD,S]
 
17:00 The Paul O'Grady Show Paul O'Grady presents his lively teatime talk show, featuring celebrity chat and the world's biggest music stars. Comedian John Bishop joins Paul for the last show in the series.
17:00 Couples Come Dine With Me In Wiltshire, Andrew and David host a ritzy affair, but Andrew's celebrity name-dropping fails to impress, and David gets a horrified reaction to his collection of Victorian hair clippings.
17:00 5 News at 5 National and international news presented by Emma Crosby.
16:55 Britain's Got Talent Live Ant and Dec present the fourth live semi-final of Britain's Got Talent as nine more acts perform live in the hope of winning the public vote and securing a place in the final. S9 Ep14
16:55 New: Friday Download 6/15. The team are joined by Rixton to hang out. Molly goes round to Anais's to help tidy her room, and Akai gets everyone moving to his performance of Fester Skank. Also in HD. [S]
17:00 Boj Bedtime For Rupa Animation. Rupa tries to go to bed early to rest before her big gymnastics competition but all of the noises from Giggly Park are keeping her awake. Also in HD. [S]
17:15 Pointless Quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by plumbing the depths of their general knowledge to come up with the answers no-one else can think of. Also in HD. [S]
17:15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow Retrospective Fiona Bruce and the experts look back at some of the series' most talked about finds, with updated stories on what has happened to the pieces since first being aired. [S]
17:05 The 300 Spartans Film (1962) Historical drama with Ralph Richardson. A retelling of the stand made at Thermopylae in 480 BC by a small Greek force against invasion by an enormous Persian army. Battle violence.
17:10 Sarah & Duck Cake Relocate Animation. Cake is tired of living in the fridge, so Sarah and Duck help him think about where else he would like to stay. Also in HD. [AD,S]
17:30 Neighbours Lauren asks Susan to look into Clem's mysterious text messages. Brad and Lauren stay up late reminiscing about their baby and accidentally fall asleep.
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17:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
17:25 Pop Slam! Wretch 32 v Ella... ...Henderson. 5/10. Amberley Lobo delves into the lives of Wretch 32 and Ella Henderson as they go head to head in three rounds. Also in HD. [S]
17:20 Topsy and Tim Broken Vase Live-action children's show. Topsy, Tim and their friend Tony Welch accidentally break one of Mummy's vases. Also in HD. [AD,S]
17:30 Little Robots 4/13. Too Speedy Sporty: Stop-frame animation about Tiny and his Little Robot friends, who live on a scrapheap. Sporty is just too fast and causes havoc with his high speeds. [S]
17:40 Dipdap Plant Series in which a drawn line creates challenges for unsuspecting little character Dipdap. The Line draws a plant for Dipdap to take care of. Also in HD. [S]
17:45 The Adventures of Abney and Teal The Enormous Neep Animated adventures of two friends who live on an island in the middle of the big city. Abney makes a pot of brilliant porridge. Also in HD. [AD,S]
 
18:00 BBC News at Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. Also in HD. [S]
18:00 Eggheads General knowledge quiz in which teams from all over the UK battle to beat the Eggheads, some of the country's top quiz champions. Also in HD. [S]
18:00 ITV News London A round-up of all the latest news in London and the South East, plus features, sport and local weather.
18:00 The Simpsons Helter Skelter The Simpsons' house must be fumigated after a hockey player gives his termite-infested stick to Lisa, and the only place the family can find to live is in a TV show.
18:00 Criminals: Caught On Camera Documentary series. Journalist Nick Wallis joins police forces across the country to reveal how CCTV is helping to ensure convictions against criminals. (S2 Ep 6)
17:55 New: Help! My Mini School Trip... ...Is Magic. 7/10. Undercover magicians surprise kids. James and Katherine pose as Team GB coaches at the athletics stadium, and Paralympian Hannah Cockroft appears. Also in HD. [S]
18:00 What's New Scooby-Doo? 5/14. It's Mean, It's Green, It's the Mystery Machine: Animated series about a group of teenage sleuths and their dog. The Mystery Machine comes to life and begins driving by itself. [S]
18:00 Melody CBeebies Bedtime Hour. 15/20. Tiptoe Troll: Melody imagines a story about trolls stealing treasure - including the king's crown. Also in HD. [AD,S]
18:05 Old Jack's Boat CBeebies Bedtime Hour. 10/26. The Pot of Gold: Jack recalls the time that he and Salty set off to find the end of the rainbow. Also in HD. [S]
18:30 BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London. [S]
18:30 Beat the Brain 15/30. John Craven hosts the quiz in which a team must navigate puzzles and problems to win money. Four friends who studied at Royal Holloway University try to Beat the Brain. Also in HD. [S]
18:30 ITV News & Weather Mark Austin and Natasha Kaplinsky present the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast.
18:30 Hollyoaks Celine takes drastic action to save her family from falling apart. Esther's feelings for Kim are put to the test. An unlikely pair of villagers share a passionate kiss.
18:30 5 News Tonight National and international news including reports, live updates and interviews. Presented by Matt Barbet.
18:30 Britain's Got Talent Results Time to find out which act has the highest number of public votes and automatically goes through to the live grand final, as a star-studded line-up takes to the stage. S9 Ep15
18:25 Minuscule 22/97. Honey Fly: Series exploring all things insects and bugs, using real-life filming and animation. A little fly tries to join the beehive, but is rejected. Also in HD. [S]
18:30 Arthur 15/15. Arthur's Family Vacation/Grandpa Dave's Old Country Farm: Animation. Arthur learns to enjoy a rainy family holiday, and Arthur and DW visit Grandpa Dave on his farm. [S]
18:20 In the Night Garden CBeebies Bedtime Hour. Where Are the Wottingers?: The Pontipines go to meet the Wottingers. The Wottingers are not in. Where could they be? The Pontipines go looking for them around the garden. [S]
19:00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Chris Evans and Alex Jones. Also in HD. [S]
19:00 A Cook Abroad: Rick Stein's... ...Australia. 5/6. Rick Stein is in Australia, a country he fell in love with on his first visit. Also in HD. [AD,S]
19:00 Emmerdale Victoria learns of Adam's betrayal. Rishi supports Rachel. Bernice takes things a bit too far.
19:00 Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather.
19:00 Cricket On 5: Eng V Nz - Day 1 Mark Nicholas presents highlights of the first day's play in the second Test between England and New Zealand at Headingley.
18:58 This Is BBC Three BBC Three. The best in new entertainment, comedy, contemporary drama and music for the digital generation. Stay tuned for 60 Seconds news.
19:00 Top Gear 4/7. Motoring magazine. Jeremy Clarkson celebrates the return of the handcrafted, coach-built car with a trip to Italy to drive the Alfa Romeo-based Touring Disco Volante. Also in HD. [S]
18:58 This Is BBC Four This is BBC Four. Programmes start at 7.00pm.
19:00 World News Today The latest national and international news, exploring the day's events from a global perspective. Also in HD. [S] Followed by weather.
19:00 You've Been Framed! With Harry Hill. In today's show, home-made bombs backfire, an emu steals an iPhone, tips on how not to circumcise a tree and Harry encourages Holly and Phillip to mate.
18:58 ..programmes start at 7.00am
18:50 CBeebies Bedtime Stories CBeebies Bedtime Hour. Dan Walker - Ambrose Goes for Gold: An exciting story read by a special guest. Dan Walker reads Ambrose Goes for Gold by Tor Freeman. [S]
18:58 ..programmes start at 6.00am ..programmes start at 6.00am
19:30 EastEnders Ronnie is back in Albert Square, and it does not take long for secrets to resurface. Also in HD. [AD,S] Then BBC News.
19:30 Britain's Got Talent Live Ant and Dec present the last live semi-final of Britain's Got Talent as nine acts perform live in the hope of winning the public vote and a place in the final. S9 Ep16
19:30 New: Nina Simone and Me with... ...Laura Mvula. In a personal tribute, British soul singer Laura Mvula travels to New York to celebrate the Nina Simone songs that mean most to her and explore their musical roots. Also in HD. [S]
19:30 The Mummy Returns Film Fantasy sequel starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz, 2001. The evil mummy Imhotep resumes his relentless search for power and immortality.
19:25 The Animal Film (2001) Broad comedy. A useless cop's (Rob Schneider) life is saved by animal bodypart transplants after an accident. But the side effects - both good and embarrassing - come as a surprise.
20:00 Room 101 6/8. Clive Anderson, Alex Jones and Jack Whitehall are invited by host Frank Skinner to compete to have their pet hates and peeves consigned to the depths of Room 101. Also in HD. [S]
20:00 Mary Berry's Absolute Favourites 3/6. Mary takes inspiration from the herb garden and makes a special lemon drizzle cake. Also in HD. [AD,S]
20:00 Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Scars As tensions rise between S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Inhumans, Skye finds herself torn between the groups. And Agent Coulson sheds some light on what the Theta Protocol is. (S2 Ep20/22)
19:55 5 News Update National and international news.
20:00 Apocalypse Code: The Bible... ...Prediction. Documentary exploring the prophecies of Armageddon in the light of recent disasters and compared to newly uncovered scientific facts.
20:00 Don't Tell the Bride 2/12. Rian and Matt: Another bride lets her groom organise their big day. Hopeless romantic Matt plans a nostalgic wedding for his bride-to-be Rian, but she craves a wedding fit for a WAG. [S]
20:00 New: Wynton Marsalis Plays Blue... ...Note Jazz at Lincoln Center Orchestra. Wynton Marsalis and the Jazz at Lincoln Center Orchestra live at Royal Hall, Harrogate. Also in HD. [S]
20:30 The Vicar of Dibley 3/8. Community Spirit: Ecclesiastical sitcom. Vicar Geraldine hopes to better the previous year's takings for the Autumn Fayre by finding a huge star to open it. [S]
20:30 Gardeners' World Gardening magazine. With the hanging basket season under way, Joe Swift meets a florist with a modern take. Plus a trip to South Africa to learn about cape primroses. Also in HD. [S]
21:00 Have I Got News For You 8/9. Satirical news quiz. Regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Gary Lineker and guest panellists Andy Hamilton and Sara Pascoe. Also in HD. [S]
21:00 Britain's Greatest Generation 4/4. A Better World: A look at the people who helped create a more culturally diverse postwar Britain. Also in HD. [AD,S]
21:00 Coronation Street Tracy's guilt weighs heavy. Who is watching Bethany? Desperate Jenny is forced to rethink her plan.
21:00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson who are joined by Katherine Ryan and Greg Davies in this new edition of the words and numbers panel game. (Ep4)
21:00 Big Brother Timebomb:Live Eviction Emma Willlis presents all the drama and action from this year's housemates as one of them is evicted live on air.
21:00 Live at the Apollo 4/6. Stand-up comedy from the Hammersmith Apollo. Australian comic Adam Hills introduces performances from Andi Osho and Terry Alderton. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S]
21:00 New: When Pop Ruled My Life:... ...The Fans' Story. Journalist Kate Mossman explores the unique relationship between artist and fan. Contains some strong language. Also in HD. [S]
21:00 East Is East Film (1999) Comedy. Jimi Mistry stars as the son of a Pakistani chippie-owner (Om Puri) who's trying to raise his kids amid cultural tensions in 1970s Salford. Strong language/domestic violence.
21:00 Cycling: Tour Series Highlights The city centre cycling race is in Durham today for round five of the Pearl Izumi Tour Series. Presented by Ned Boulting with commentary from Hugh Porter and Brian Smith.
21:30 Mrs Brown's Boys 6/6. Mammy's Miracle: Comedy series. Fr Quinn is losing his faith, Dermot and Maria are fighting, and Grandad decides he wants to watch his own funeral. Contains strong language. Also in HD. [S]
21:30 Britain's Got Talent Results Time to find out which act has the highest number of public votes and automatically goes through to the live grand final, as a star-studded line-up takes to the stage. S9 Ep17
21:30 Family Guy 18/18. It's a Trap!: The Griffins reprise their intergalactic roles to retell Star Wars, Episode VI: Return of the Jedi. Voices include Anne Hathaway. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S]
22:00 BBC News at Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. Also in HD. [S]
22:00 The Clare Balding Show 9/12. Clare looks ahead to the FA Cup final with Tottenham legend and former England manager Glenn Hoddle, and talks to Rugby World Cup winner Jason Robinson. Also in HD. [S]
22:00 ITV News at Ten & Weather Mark Austin and Natasha Kaplinsky present the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast and all the news and weather in your region.
22:00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan's guests include top model David Gandy, RuPaul who talks about his TV show, X Factor co-host Caroline Flack, plus music from Maroon 5 and chat with singer Adam Levine. (Ep11/13)
22:00 I'm in a Boy Band 1/3. Exploring the boy band phenomenon from the inside out. Stars from across the generations describe how boy bands work and what it is like to be in one. Contains very strong language. [AD,S]
22:00 Britain's Got More Talent Stephen Mulhern returns to host the penultimate episode of the mammoth talent competition's companion show as the series reaches its fifth and final semi-final. S9 Ep12
22:00 World Series Of Darts: Dubai Graham Clews presents delayed coverage of the culmination of this year's World Series of Darts in Dubai. Commentary from Stuart Pyke and Rod Harrington.
22:15 EastEnders Ronnie is back in Albert Square, and it does not take long for secrets to resurface. Phil tries to stir up trouble for Vincent. Masood attempts to build bridges within his family. Also in HD. [AD,S]
22:25 BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London. [S] Followed by national weather.
22:30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Evan Davis. Also in HD. [S] Followed by weather.
22:30 New: Big Brother's Bit On The Side ...Side A round-up of Big Brother-related news and debate, with special guests, exclusive footage and behind the scenes treats. Presented by Rylan Clark.
22:35 The Graham Norton Show 8/12. Graham Norton presents his talk show. Among the guests on Graham's sofa are Melissa McCarthy, Jude Law, Chris Pratt, John Bishop and Florence and the Machine. Also in HD. [S]
22:45 Miami Vice Film Update of the 80s crime series starring Colin Farrell and Jamie Foxx, 2006. Two detectives team up to take on a drugs ring but one of the partners finds himself increasingly conflicted.
22:45 Family Guy 2/23. Seahorse Seashell Party: Brian consumes some questionable substances to calm his nerves when a storm hits Quahog. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S]
 
23:00 Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders... ...from Mars. Classic rock film documenting David Bowie's last public appearance as his androgynous alter ego Ziggy Stardust, in a concert at the Hammersmith Odeon filmed by DA Pennebaker. [S]
23:00 Celebrity Juice Hilarious panel show. Regulars Keith Lemon, Holly Willoughby, Fearne Cotton and Rufus Hound are joined by presenter George Lamb and his dad, former EastEnders star Larry Lamb. S5 Ep8
22:55 Evil Dead Film (2013) Gory horror. Friends travel to a remote cabin to help one of them (Jane Levy) kick her drug habit. But they accidentally unleash a demonic force. Very strong language and violence.
23:05 Later... with Jools Holland 7/7. Music programme featuring live sessions from contemporary and classic artists, including Muse, Melody Gardot, Sleater-Kinney, Peggy Seeger and Seasick Steve. Also in HD. [S]
23:05 Virtually Famous Kevin McHale hosts with Seann Walsh and Chris Stark, who are joined by Joe Swash, Roisin Conaty, Russell Kane and Alex Brooker, plus the Brett Domino Trio. (S2 Ep7/10)
23:10 Family Guy 3/23. Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q: When his sister nurses him back to health, Quagmire realises it's she who needs help. Contains some violence. Also in HD. [S]
23:25 SunTrap 1/6. Look Who's Talking: Crime comedy. On the run, undercover reporter Woody seeks refuge with his former Fleet Street mentor Brutus, now running a bar on a Spanish island. Also in HD. [AD,S]
23:30 Big Brother: Live From The House Live coverage from the house.
23:30 American Dad! 18/19. Lost in Space: Animated comedy. Trapped on a spaceship from Roger's home planet, Jeff's only hope for escape is to prove that he truly loves Hayley. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S]
23:55 City Slickers II: The Legend of... Film ...Curly's Gold. Comic western sequel in which the three adventurous city boys travel to Montana armed with a treasure map - only to encounter a familiar face. Also in HD. [1994] [S]
23:50 Brooklyn Nine-Nine AC/DC Peralta injures himself chasing a suspect but won't take time off to recover. Holt and Diaz have an awkward dinner date with their significant others. (S2 Ep20/23)
00:00 SuperCasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel. For more information and to register visit www.SuperCasino.com.
23:50 Family Guy 14/18. No Meals on Wheels: Animated comedy. The Griffins start a restaurant and Joe offers to help, but Peter's hopes of running a cop hangout are dashed. Contains adult humour. [S]
23:50 The Keith Lemon Sketch Show Keith Lemon stars in this fast-paced sketch show which affectionately spoofs the worlds of TV, film and celebrity. Keith and an ensemble cast send up a whole host of famous faces. S1 Ep5
00:10 Soulboy Film Drama. A man (Martin Compston) attempts to win the affections of a woman who has a passion for northern soul, and he too is soon hooked on the scene. Contains strong language. Also in HD. [2010] [S]
00:15 Notorious Film (2009) Jamal Woolard stars in George Tillman Jr's biopic of the Brooklyn gangster rapper Biggie Smalls, aka The Notorious B.I.G. Also starring Derek Luke. Sex/drugs/very strong language.
00:10 FA Cup's 50 Greatest Moments Rio Ferdinand and Helen Skelton look back at the most celebrated, most shocking and most memorable moments from the greatest domestic football cup competition in the world. Also in HD. [S]
00:30 When Pop Ruled My Life: The... ...Fans' Story. Journalist Kate Mossman explores the unique relationship between artist and fan. Contains some strong language. Also in HD. [S]
00:20 Two and a Half Men The Mooch at the Boo American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. S6 Ep9
00:45 Two and a Half Men He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan contemplates retiring when Evelyn offers to take care of Jake's college education. S6 Ep10
00:45 Cloverfield Film (2008) Monster horror. Video footage reveals the terror experienced by a group of friends in New York when something enormous and very angry starts smashing up the city. Violent scenes.
 
01:00 Jackpot247 Join the presenters live and play roulette on your telly. Find out how or join in now at Jackpot247.com.
00:58 ..programmes start at 7.00am
00:58 ..programmes start at 6.00am
01:10 Totally Bonkers Guinness World... ...Records. Matt Edmondson writes and narrates the series about the most entertaining Guinness World Records and the characters who set them, as captured by TV shows around the globe. S2 Ep15
01:25 Question Time David Dimbleby presents topical debate from Aberdeen. [S,SL]
01:30 I'm in a Boy Band 1/3. Exploring the boy band phenomenon from the inside out. Stars from across the generations describe how boy bands work and what it is like to be in one. Contains very strong language. [AD,S]
01:45 Weather for the Week Ahead Detailed weather forecast. Also in HD. [S]
01:40 Royal Pains Chock Full o' Nuts: Medical drama series. Hank tries to coax Milos to come to the US for his fake clinical trial. Divya and Jeremiah find that being roommates can be a pain. S5 Ep7
 
01:50 BBC News BBC One joins the BBC's rolling news channel for a night of news, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes. Also in HD. [S]
06:00 Breakfast The latest news, sport, business and weather from the BBC's Breakfast team. Also in HD. [S]
02:00 Nitro Circus Hollywood Nitro Reality series. The Nitro crew find themselves in Hollywood with Steve-O and Gary Coleman, as well as Johnny Knoxville, whom they convince to get back on a bike. S1 Ep8
02:10 Murder in Successville 4/6. Mayor the Force Be with You: DI Sleet enlists the help of TV presenter Dermot O'Leary to solve the latest murder. Contains some strong language. Also in HD. [AD,S]
02:25 Wastemen 2/3. One Man's Rubbish One Man's Treasure: The war against rubbish never stops for the wastemen of Newcastle. Contains some strong language. [AD,S,SL]
02:20 The Hotel Two years after selling the Grosvenor, hapless hotelier Mark Jenkins returns to Torquay as the new entertainments manager at the struggling Cavendish Hotel. What could go wrong? [SL]
02:30 Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders... ...from Mars. Classic rock film documenting David Bowie's last public appearance as his androgynous alter ego Ziggy Stardust, in a concert at the Hammersmith Odeon filmed by DA Pennebaker. [S]
02:20 Teleshopping Shopping from home.
02:20 Straightheads Film (2007) Violent thriller. A couple (Gillian Anderson and Danny Dyer) are brutally attacked by thugs and set out for bloody vengeance. Adults only: very strong language/sexual violence/sex.
02:30 Movies Now The latest news and reviews of this week's film releases.
02:40 Nick Helm's Heavy Entertainment 4/6. War: Nick Helm continues his helter-skelter ride of songs, sketches, jokes, poetry, fireworks, stunts and dance. Nick explores the subject of war. Contains some strong language. Also in HD. [S]
02:45 ITV4 Nightscreen Text-based information service.
 
03:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA Jeremy Kyle presents the explosive US version of his popular talk show. [SL]
03:00 Teleshopping Shopping from home.
06:00 The Professionals Servant of Two Masters Bodie and Doyle are incredulous when their boss steals a lethal new nerve gas and starts sales negotiations with a foreign power. [SL] S3 Ep8
03:15 One Born Every Minute USA In this episode, two teenagers get ready for parenthood, a first-time mum takes a light-hearted approach to her delivery and another new mum has a Caesarean section.
03:10 Big Brother Timebomb:Live Eviction Emma Willlis presents all the drama and action from this year's housemates as one of them is evicted live on air.
03:10 Live at the Apollo 4/6. Stand-up comedy from the Hammersmith Apollo. Australian comic Adam Hills introduces performances from Andi Osho and Terry Alderton. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S]
03:25 This Is BBC Two Highlights of programmes on BBC Two. [S]
03:40 ITV Nightscreen Text-based information service.
06:00 Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge Young people's version of the world-famous and widely acclaimed Fort Boyard adventure game show. In this edition the Yellow Scorpions take on the Blue Sharks. S1 Ep7
03:40 Jenny Bede: AAA 9/9. Jenny Bede: AAA: Jenny Bede plays a range of characters in a parody of music TV, including pop star collaborations, interviews and music 'news'. Contains very strong language. Also in HD. [S]
 
04:00 This Is BBC Three BBC Three Refreshing TV for the digital age. Tune in daily from 7.00pm.
04:00 This Is BBC Four BBC Four is the BBC channel for people who want more. More depth, more range, more to stimulate the mind. More daily from 7.00pm.
04:00 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
04:05 Four Rooms US Sellers enter fierce negotiations with four expert US antiques dealers to get top dollar for their artefacts, including a guitar used by Kurt Cobain and a lock of Elvis Presley's hair.
04:20 Criminals: Caught On Camera Documentary series. Journalist Nick Wallis joins police forces across the country to reveal how CCTV is helping to ensure convictions against shoplifters. (2/8)
04:45 House Doctor Manchester Ann Maurice and Alistair Appleton present the series on home improvements. Their first project is a cluttered loft apartment in Manchester.
 
04:55 Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. Players could also double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough to buy it with their winnings?
05:10 House Doctor Home improvement series. Californian interior designer Ann Maurice and Alistair Appleton tackle a property in the Gloucestershire village of Nailsworth.
05:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
05:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
05:30 This is CBBC! Welcome to the CBBC channel. Programmes start at 7.00am.
05:30 This is CBeebies! Welcome to the CBeebies channel. Programmes start at 6.00am.
06:00 Me Too! Football Special Drama series. There is a big football match happening and everyone on the train wants to listen to it - except Mickey John, who has work to do. [AD,S]
05:35 House Doctor Home-improvement series with Californian interior designer Ann Maurice. Ann focuses on a four-bedroom house in the picturesque Hampshire market town of Petersfield.
06:00 Peppa Pig Mr Potato Comes to Town Pig tales. All the people in Peppa's town are excited to meet Mr Potato when he comes to open a new sports centre. (S3 Ep 17)
 
05:50 The Common Denominator Three contestants face a serious mental workout as they attempt to pull together two clues that seemingly couldn't be further apart on their way to 10,000. Phil Spencer hosts.
05:50 ITV2 Nightscreen Text-based information service.
06:00 Mark Ronson: The Hot Desk Exclusive interviews with big names from the worlds of music and entertainment. Behind the desk this time is the multi-talented musician Mark Ronson.