This week's UK TV & radio

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05:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
05:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
05:30 This is CBBC! Welcome to the CBBC channel. Programmes start at 7.00am.
06:00 Breakfast The latest news, sport, business and weather from the BBC's Breakfast team. Also in HD. [S] Including regional news at 25 and 55 minutes past each hour.
06:00 Homes Under the Hammer Property auction series. Martin Roberts and Lucy Alexander visit properties in Devon, Kent and Telford, and learn how much they sold for at auction. [S]
06:00 Good Morning Britain Breakfast show with the latest news, sport and weather. Christopher Eccleston chats about his role as scientist Professor Stoddart in new Sky Atlantic drama Fortitude.
06:00 Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Helen Skelton is in Dictionary Corner.
06:00 The WotWots Bubblywots Having drunk their loopy fruit drinks, the WotWots are surprised to find they are hiccupping bubbles. They're even more shocked to find others are blowing bubbles too.
06:00 Life's Funniest Moments Series featuring hilarious candid moments caught on camera.
06:00 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
06:00 The Big Match Revisited Classic archive football action including Fulham v Grimsby, plus highlights of Norwich v West Ham, Nottingham Forest v Southampton, and George Best's debut for Bournemouth.
06:00 Me Too! Giving Drama series about the parallel lives of parents and their children. Mickey John is given a fir cone by Rebecca, a picture from Dr Juno and a nature collection from Bobby. [S]
06:10 Igam Ogam Good Boy Animation charting the adventures of charming cave girl Igam Ogam and her Stone Age friends. Igam Ogam tries to train Doggie to be obedient.
06:20 Fireman Sam Lights, Camera, Avalanche! CGI adventures. Norman is directing a film up on the mountain and accidentally causes an avalanche. Elsewhere on the mountain, Elvis is learning to ski.
06:30 Toot The Tiny Tugboat Toot's Holiday Animated series about a tugboat. Toot goes on holiday but finds that he quickly becomes lonely without his friends.
06:25 You've Been Framed! More hilarious camcorder calamities and mobile phone mishaps with Harry Hill, featuring tots in training for 2012, a footballer on ice and a dog that steals the show at a wedding.
06:20 Show Me Show Me 12/25. Crocodiles and Clapping: Chris and Pui investigate and explore in their magical playroom in the sky. They look through the telescope at wild crocodiles gliding through water. [S]
06:45 According to Jim When You Wish to Be a Star Part 2: Dana casts Cheryl and the children as the perfect family for her advert, but Dana's new boss picks a handsome actor over Jim for the role of dad.
06:45 Peppa Pig Daddy's Movie Camera Animation about a lovable young pig. Daddy Pig gets a new movie camera. First, Peppa shows him how to work it, and then he records Peppa saying hello.
06:45 Emmerdale Nicola is left gobsmacked by her diagnosis. Moira is uncomfortable around Emma. Chrissie feels out of her depth.
 
07:00 Saints and Scroungers 7/20. Series looking at benefit fraud. Matt meets investigators at NHS Protect; they fill him in on the case of two dodgy dentists drilling for cash in the NHS's precious reserves. Also in HD. [AD,S]
06:50 Peppa Pig School Play Animation about a lovable young pig. Peppa's playgroup is putting on a play, and Peppa is going to be Little Red Riding Hood.
06:55 Pip Ahoy! Pasty's Backpack Children's animation about a young puppy named Pip and his friend Alba. A storm spreads Pasty's collection of things all over the beach.
06:50 Minder The Great Trilby Comedy-drama series. Arthur's eyes light up with pound-note signs when he learns he may be in line to inherit a fortune. [SL]
07:00 Arthur The Buster Report The adventures of a young aardvark and his friends. The class is assigned a report on someone they admire. To everyone's surprise, George picks Buster. [S]
06:50 Timmy Time Timmy's Spring Surprise Stop-frame animation featuring the adventures of a lamb at nursery school. It is gardening time at the nursery and Harriet hands out seeds to everyone. [AD,S]
07:00 Postman Pat: SDS Postman Pat and the Chinese Dragon Children's animation. It's Chinese Day at school and the children are really looking forward to a day of special Chinese-themed celebration. Also in HD. [S]
07:10 The King of Queens No Orleans Doug and Carrie discover an expired cheque in an old unopened wedding present from Doug's annoying cousin. So they must try and convince him to write another one...
07:10 Little Princess I Want My Puppets Little Princess organises a special puppet show for her friends, but during the preparations, she doesn't notice that the stars of her show have become tangled!
07:15 You've Been Framed! Harry Hill showcases some of the most extreme clips filmed by viewers, including a man getting on the wrong side of a llama and a bumper crop of trampoline tumbles.
07:10 Dennis the Menace and Gnasher Way of the Tiger When a tiger escapes from Beanotown zoo, Dennis sneaks out with a special tiger-catching contraption and heads off for an adventure. Also in HD. [S]
07:15 Dinopaws The Thing That Called Bob Animation about three young dinosaurs exploring their world. The Dinopaws can hear someone shouting Bob's name. Who could it be and what do they want? Also in HD. [AD,S]
07:20 Mr Men Heatwave Colourful animated sketch show. Little Miss Calamity is blown away by her ceiling fan, and Mr Pernickety's trip to the beach ends up in a major row.
07:30 Milkshake A look ahead to today's children's programmes, including competitions and dedications.
07:25 Sidekick Little Orphan Eric Animated series following four friends as they train at the Academy for Aspiring Sidekicks. Eric returns to the orphanage. Also in HD. [AD,S]
07:25 New: Hey Duggee 13/26. The Omelette Badge: Duggee decides to make an omelette but there are no eggs. Where are all the chickens? Also in HD. [S]
07:45 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 7/10. Series following British flying doctors in Australia. Flying doctor Chris tackles the tricky case of a horse breaker with injuries that could paralyse him. Also in HD. [S]
07:35 The King of Queens Missing Links Carrie tries to set Deacon up with a woman at a golf outing, even though he has brought a date. And is the attractive Holly secretly pining for him?
07:35 Thomas and Friends Not So Slow Coaches Annie and Clarabel are coupled to Caitlin by mistake, they get a taste of what going fast is really like and Thomas worries he might lose them forever.
07:40 Newsround Topical news magazine for children. Also in HD. [S]
07:45 My Life: Me, My Dad and His Kidney 3/6. Documentary. This film follows father and son, Duane and Raphael, as they prepare for operations that will see Duane donate a kidney to his son. Also in HD. [S]
07:35 Charlie and Lola I Want to Be Much More Bigger Like You Children's animation with the siblings. Lola is too small to ride the Loop-the-Looper at the fair and tries everything to make herself taller. [AD,S]
07:45 Kate and Mim-Mim A Case of the Giggles Animated series about feisty five-year-old Kate and her huggable toy bunny Mim-Mim. Kate and Mim-Mim must find the cure for the giggle bugs. Also in HD. [S]
 
08:00 Frasier Love Stinks Frasier hosts a party for the staff at the radio station to improve his image, and Roz dates a binman.
07:50 Noddy In Toyland The Goblin Express When the Goblins see the Skittles having fun with Noddy and Tessie on the Toy Town Express, they steal the train and refuse to let anyone on.
08:00 Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Miss Jolly's Riding Club Animation. The children go on a snail trek with Miss Jolly. All goes well until the snails head straight toward the elf farm and Mr Elf's cabbages...
07:50 Alias Smith and Jones Witness to a Lynching: US comedy drama series about two likeable outlaws in 1880s America. Smith and Jones are persuaded to protect a key witness.
08:00 The Racing Set 3/10. Documentary series following four teenage racing drivers. The heavens open and make the driving conditions on the track some of the worst the young racers have ever experienced. Also in HD. [S]
07:55 Octonauts The Giant Spider Crab Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. Kwazii is spooked when he spots what looks like a giant underwater spider. Also in HD. [AD,S]
08:15 Channel Patrol 6/10. Documentary following life on the English Channel. Off the coast of Weymouth, two rival skippers go head to head in an epic big fish competition. [S,SL]
08:10 Milkshake Monkey Fun at the Theme Park Adventures in Cornwall with the inquisitive puppet. Milkshake Monkey and his little friends enjoy all the excitement of a Theme Park.
08:15 Peppa Pig Polly's Boat Trip Pig tales. Peppa and George go on a boat trip with Grandpa Pig, but they must send Polly Parrot for help when their boat runs aground.
08:15 The Cube Mum Anita has the full force of her family behind her as she takes on the Cube, while cool and confident Corinne looks set to take it by storm. But can they hold their nerve?
08:15 Newsround Topical news magazine for children. Also in HD. [S]
08:10 Mike the Knight Mike the Knight and the Undragonly Dogs When the queen asks Mike to take care of Yip and Yap, he thinks his mission will be easy. Also in HD. [AD,S]
08:30 Lorraine Former Emmerdale star Adele Silva talks about her heartache after suffering three miscarriages, and raising awareness about the options available to women suffering miscarriages.
08:25 Peppa Pig Delphine Donkey Pig tales. Peppa's French friend Delphine Donkey comes to stay. Peppa takes Delphine to playgroup, where they teach her the 'Bing Bong Song'.
08:25 The Story of Tracy Beaker 5/13. Hollywood/Home Truths: Double bill of the drama series about a girl who is looking for a foster home. Tracy and Dolly try to get to Hollywood, then play a truth-telling game. [AD,S]
08:20 Chuggington The Brewster Booster Children's animation in which the trains talk, think and do not need drivers. Dr Ling is experimenting with a new invention that helps chuggers go faster. [S]
08:35 Frasier Room Full of Heroes Frasier's fancy-dress Halloween party takes an unpleasant turn when Niles drinks a few too many beers.
08:35 Toby's Travelling Circus Litter Picking Animation. The circus's latest audience have not been very good at picking up their litter, so the troupe comes together to clear it up in time for the next show.
08:45 Bananas In Pyjamas The Ping Pong Hiccups Animation. The Bananas suddenly develop a bad case of hiccups after eating some delicious watermelon too quickly. Will they find a way to get rid of them?
08:35 Q Pootle 5 Oopsy's New Do Space animation. When Planet Dave says how he loves Oopsy's new hairdo, Q Pootle 5 gives Planet Dave a new look, with help from Stella's new gardening machine. Also in HD. [S]
08:45 ZingZillas Chugging on a Train: A band of primate friends play music in their tropical island paradise. The ZingZillas have a swinging train song to sing. Also in HD. [S]
 
09:00 Great Continental Railway Journeys Lyon to Marseille Michael Portillo follows a route recommended in Bradshaw's guide, journeying from the heart of France to the Mediterranean coast. [AD,S,SL]
09:00 Tickety Toc Giggle Time Animation. Tommy and Tallulah want everyone to laugh, but McCoggins is working on a very delicate job at the clock and a case of gigglitis is the last thing he needs.
08:50 Hogan's Heroes The 43rd, A Moving Story Hogan's scheme to disable a crack German anti-aircraft battery is disrupted.
08:50 The Dare Devil 3/10. Team Firehearts: The Dare Devil goes to Manchester to call upon Team Firehearts. Will they have the guts to face his dastardly dares? Also in HD. [S]
09:00 Abadas Stile Pop-up book adventures with the curious Abadas: Hari the hippo, Ela the fox and Seren the bat. The Abadas are enjoying a hot day at the beach. Also in HD. [S]
09:15 Wanted Down Under Series in which families try out life overseas. Emma and Ceri have a pleasant life in Manchester, but Emma can't help but feel things could be better for them both in New Zealand. Also in HD. [S]
09:05 Everybody Loves Raymond The Nice Talk When the MacDougals are invited to spend Easter with the Barones, the families attempt to bond over a 500-piece jigsaw puzzle.
09:15 The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show alongside this week's panelists Jeremy Edwards and Sian Reeves. Today's guest is Kelly Hoppen.
09:15 Psych Shawn vs The Red Phantom Comic detective drama in which a novice sleuth claims he is psychic. Gus is ecstatic when a clue leads him to a science fiction convention in Santa Barbara.
09:10 Bing Surprise Machine Children's animation. Bing and Sula have a penny each for the surprise machine in Padget's shop. Sula gets the item she wants, but Bing does not. Also in HD. [AD,S]
09:15 Bing Atchoo! Animated series. As Bing gets ready to go to Sula's house, he feels sneezy and hot so Flop decides that Bing needs to stay at home and keep his germs to himself. Also in HD. [AD,S]
09:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
09:20 Hogan's Heroes How to Cook a German Goose by Radar American sitcom about World War II POWs. An American corporal claims he is a general in disguise.
09:20 Wingin' It Alex in Slumberland Live-action comedy. Porter uses angel magic to put Alex to sleep but when Alex will not wake up, Carl and Porter have to wake him from inside his dream. [S]
09:25 Mr Bloom: Here and There Cheese Farm Mr Bloom helps young people with their green spaces. Jessica and Oliver are lucky enough to live on a farm with lots of animals. Also in HD. [S]
09:35 Everybody Loves Raymond Blabbermouths When Robert tells Ray that Amy filled him in on some juicy gossip about him, Ray decides to get even by sharing some nasty secrets of his own.
09:40 M.I. High 5/13. The Shadow Games: Keri is mistaken for the world's most deadly assassin, Samantha Stiletto, and must take her place in the world's most deadly tournament. Also in HD. [AD,S]
09:40 Alphablocks 6/13. Name: Educational fun. When A gets hiccups, she can't say her own name - but Magic E and friends sing a song to help her remember. Also in HD. [S]
09:45 Something Special 7/20. Art: Educational series using Makaton sign language. Justin visits his friends at their school and has lots of fun with paint. Also in HD. [S]
 
10:00 Homes Under the Hammer Martin Roberts and Lucy Alexander visit a Victorian house in Stoke, a house in East Ham and a Georgian townhouse in Paignton, Devon, to learn how much each sold for at auction. Also in HD. [S]
10:00 Claimed and Shamed 9/10. Series which sees insurance fraudsters caught on camera. The Metropolitan police get tough with a crash-for-cash scammer targetting a London bus. [S,SL]
09:55 Magnum P.I. Operation Silent Night Detective drama series set in Hawaii. The guys unexpectedly spend Christmas Eve on a remote island used by the military for manoeuvres.
10:05 Undercover Boss USA Jane Grote Abell, Chairwoman of Donatos Pizza and daughter of the company's founder, goes incognito at her own firm to make sure her father's values are still being implemented to this day.
10:10 The Chase Quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh. Four contestants must pit their wits against the Chaser, a ruthless quiz genius determined to stop them winning the prize cash.
10:10 Young Dracula 4/13. Bad Reflection: Children's drama following the misadventures of Vlad and Ingrid. Cousin Boris is forced to undergo his transformation, which isn't as bad as Vlad anticipated. [S,SL]
10:05 New: Let's Play 9/26. Tennis: Imaginative preschool show. Rebecca steps through the Magic Curtain and becomes a tennis player. Will she be able to beat champion Ace Smasheroo? Also in HD. [S]
10:30 See Hear Magazine for the deaf and hard of hearing. Radha Manjeshwar travels to a care home which is trying to achieve the Royal Association for Deaf people's new quality mark. Also in HD. [S,SL]
10:30 This Morning Presented by Phillip Schofield and Christine Bleakley. Including Beauty with Bryony, and Emmerdale series producer Kate Oates.
10:25 Mister Maker Comes to Town 8/25. Mister Maker takes to the road in his magical Makermobile in search of Mini Makers. Mister Maker gives an old twig a bit of sparkle and transforms it into a twinkling tree. [S]
10:40 All Over the Place 11/13. Gnomes, Lighthouses and Bed Racing!: Ed Petrie and friends visit unusual and amazing places in the UK. The team discovers a secret bunker in Cheshire. [S,SL]
10:45 Time for School Documentary series about starting school. It's Victorian Day at Lowick School and the children get dressed up in clothes from the past. Also in HD. [S]
 
11:00 Saints and Scroungers 8/20. The case of a young mother who failed to inform the authorities of her inheritance. Also in HD. [AD,S]
11:00 BBC News The latest national and international news, plus top interviews and analysis. Also in HD. [S]
10:55 ITV News Mary Nightingale with the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a local weather forecast.
11:00 This Morning Presented by Phillip Schofield and Christine Bleakley. Including Beauty with Bryony, and Emmerdale series producer Kate Oates.
11:00 Car S.O.S Austin Re-Powered Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend head to Suffolk to secretly restore a charismatic but worn-out 1928 Austin 12 Tourer - 'a mobster's car' as Tim puts it.
11:00 Bell, Book and Candle Film (1958) Supernatural comedy. James Stewart plays a New York publisher who falls in love with a witch (Kim Novak) after she casts a spell on him, purely to spite one of her childhood enemies.
10:55 Minder The Great Trilby Comedy-drama series. Arthur's eyes light up with pound-note signs when he learns he may be in line to inherit a fortune.
11:00 Magic Hands 3/32. My Mischievous Pup: Children's sign language poetry series. Ashley battles with his dog in Kenn Nesbitt's My Dog Ate My Homework. Also in HD. [S]
11:10 Cowboy Traders Puppies Documentary series exposing rogue traders. In West Sussex, Dom and Melinda are on the trail of a puppy trader who has been selling sick puppies to unsuspecting pet-lovers.
11:15 All Star Family Fortunes Vernon Kay presents the game show in which two celebrities and their families try to win big money for charity. Ed Byrne goes head to head with Downton Abbey's Lesley Nicol.
11:10 The Slammer 5/15. Quizzee Rascal: Entertainment show in which entertainers enter a mock prison. A notorious gameshow host is brought to the Slammer. Also in HD. [S]
11:05 Baby Jake Baby Jake Loves Surprising You The adventures of magical Baby Jake and friends. Baby Jake and Nibbles the rabbit go on a surprising farm adventure. Also in HD. [S]
11:15 Little Charley Bear 5/13. Patient Charley: Series about a teddy bear with a big imagination. Charley is in hospital! His bed is very comfy, he gets to wear cool pyjamas and he has been given flowers. Also in HD. [AD,S]
11:30 Daily Politics Andrew Neil and Jo Coburn present live coverage of Prime Minister's Questions. Also in HD. [S]
11:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
11:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
11:25 Same Smile My Favourite Treat Nisha, Mish, Moosh and Mogo discover the theme is all about their favourite treats. Also in HD. [AD,S]
11:45 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 8/10. Series following British flying doctors in Australia. Flying doctor Tim is called to a drink driver up a gum tree. Flight nurse Sue looks after a farmer crushed by a hay bale. Also in HD. [S]
11:35 Bear Behaving Badly 7/13. Pimples: Comedy series. When Cousin Melanie sees Barney's new electric skateboard she is green with envy and decides to find the cash to buy one for herself. [AD,S]
11:40 Waybuloo Thirsty Day Series set in the magical land of Nara. It's a hot day in Nara and De Li finds a caterpillar. The caterpillar is thirsty so De Li races off to fetch it some water. Also in HD. [S]
 
12:00 Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather.
11:55 The Professionals You'll Be All Right Bodie and Doyle find themselves protecting the family of a notorious criminal.
12:00 Dick 'N' Dom Go Wild 19/20. Wildlife show. Malachi and Matthew need to help dangerous animals in Hertfordshire, while Jasmine and Steph trim rescued sheep in Cambridgeshire. Also in HD. [S]
12:00 Tinga Tinga Tales Why Bat Hangs Upside Down Stories telling a young audience how animals got their distinctive parts. Bat loves scaring the other animals by saying boo, so they teach him a lesson. Also in HD. [S]
12:15 Bargain Hunt Swinderby Antiques challenge. Tim Wonnacott and the gang are at Swinderby Antiques Fair in Northamptonshire, with experts Caroline Hawley and David Harper. Also in HD. [AD,S]
12:05 Come Dine with Me The culinary competition is set in Herefordshire and features some sulking, some outrageous flirting, a bit of medieval sword fighting and a jump in the pool.
12:10 5 News at Lunchtime National and international news.
12:15 Celeb Big Brother: Live Eviction Highlights of the latest events from the past 24 hours. Catch up on all the drama and action from this year's famous housemates as one of them is evicted.
12:15 Emmerdale Nicola is left gobsmacked by her diagnosis. Moira is uncomfortable around Emma. Chrissie feels out of her depth.
12:15 I Can Cook Baked Crumble Nectarines Katy cooks up a feast of food fun in her kitchen. Katy and her friends make baked crumble nectarines. The special ingredient is oats! [S]
12:30 Loose Women Lunchtime chat with the ladies and their guests.
12:30 Junior MasterChef 8/15. Series looking for the country's best young cook. Four cooks tackle John's pate and toast dish, before making favourites including prawn curry and strawberry shortbread. Also in HD. [S]
12:30 Woolly & Tig Dobbin Live-action children's show. Tig is scared of horses until she meets an old horse called Dobbin. Then Dobbin dies and Woolly helps her to understand. Also in HD. [S]
12:40 You've Been Framed and Famous! Harry Hill showcases some of the best celebrity lookalike clips sent in by viewers. Featuring a host of stars with famous doppelgangers, including Tom Cruise and Prince Harry.
12:35 Balamory Noisy Hat Live-action series for preschool children based around the small island community of Balamory in Scotland. Archie has come up with a new invention. [AD,S]
 
13:00 BBC News at One The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. Also in HD. [S]
13:00 Coast 6/6. Sweden and the Baltic: Coast visits Sweden and explores British connections to the stunning shore on the edge of the Baltic Sea. Nick Crane's journey starts at High Coast. Also in HD. [S]
12:55 Alias Smith and Jones Only Three to a Bed: US comedy drama series about two likeable outlaws in 1880s America. The guys help to round up wild horses.
12:55 M.I. High 5/13. The Shadow Games: Keri is mistaken for the world's most deadly assassin, Samantha Stiletto, and must take her place in the world's most deadly tournament. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:00 Abadas Stile Pop-up book adventures with the curious Abadas: Hari the hippo, Ela the fox and Seren the bat. The Abadas are enjoying a hot day at the beach. Also in HD. [S]
13:05 Four in a Bed Four proud B&B owners battle to be named best value. Tensions rise and personalities clash as B&Bs in Gloucestershire, Lancashire, Merseyside and Oxfordshire are put through their paces.
13:15 Home and Away Brax gets in to trouble when he puts Ash before Ricky. Sophie reacts badly when Nate tells her that there is no hope for them. Josh considers quitting school to help support Maddy.
13:10 The Gentle Gunman Film (1952) Ealing drama. John Mills and Dirk Bogarde star as brothers and IRA members with diametrically opposed views of mounting an IRA campaign of violence in London during World War II.
13:10 Bing Surprise Machine Children's animation. Bing and Sula have a penny each for the surprise machine in Padget's shop. Sula gets the item she wants, but Bing does not. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:15 Bing Atchoo! Animated series. As Bing gets ready to go to Sula's house, he feels sneezy and hot so Flop decides that Bing needs to stay at home and keep his germs to himself. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:30 Reel History of Britain 4/20. Britain's Black Diamonds: Melvyn Bragg reveals archive footage telling the history of modern Britain. In South Wales, he looks back to the 1930s and salutes Britain's coal miners. [AD,S]
13:30 ITV News & Weather Mary Nightingale with the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast and all the news and weather in your region.
13:25 Young Dracula 4/13. Bad Reflection: Children's drama following the misadventures of Vlad and Ingrid. Cousin Boris is forced to undergo his transformation, which isn't as bad as Vlad anticipated. [S]
13:25 Mr Bloom: Here and There Cheese Farm Mr Bloom helps young people with their green spaces. Jessica and Oliver are lucky enough to live on a farm with lots of animals. Also in HD. [S]
13:40 BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London. [S]
13:45 Doctors Child of Mine Drama series set in a health centre. An unstable man is haunted by the corpse of his dead mother, but Niamh is there to save the day. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:45 Neighbours Erin admits that she is not ready to meet her daughter. Kyle and Naomi prepare for Sheila's return from hospital. Brad starts work on his first surfboard.
13:45 Psych Forget Me Not Comic detective drama in which a novice sleuth claims he is psychic. A former cop believes he witnessed a murder but has forgotten the most important details.
13:40 Alphablocks 6/13. Name: Educational fun. When A gets hiccups, she can't say her own name - but Magic E and friends sing a song to help her remember. Also in HD. [S]
13:45 Something Special 7/20. Art: Educational series using Makaton sign language. Justin visits his friends at their school and has lots of fun with paint. Also in HD. [S]
 
14:00 The Churchill Obituary Obituary to much-respected statesman Sir Winston Churchill on the 50th anniversary of his death. With archive footage, stills and contributions from old friends and colleagues. Also in HD. [S]
14:00 Judge Rinder Studio courtroom show where criminal barrister Robert Rinder rules on real life cases.
14:00 Magnum P.I. Jororo Farewell Detective drama series. Magnum befriends a young prince who visits Hawaii as part of a baseball team. But playing in a tournament may put the boy's life in danger.
13:55 The Dare Devil 3/10. Team Firehearts: The Dare Devil goes to Manchester to call upon Team Firehearts. Will they have the guts to face his dastardly dares? Also in HD. [S]
14:15 Father Brown 3/10. The Pride of the Prydes: Father Brown investigates an attack on a guide during the grand opening of Pryde Castle. Also in HD. [AD,S]
14:10 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Liz and Grahame have saved hard so they can buy their dream holiday home in Lanzarote. Jasmine Harman shows them what they can buy for their 63,000 cash budget.
14:15 NCIS Family Secret Drama series concerning Navy and Marine Corps personnel. The agents uncover some shocking evidence when an ambulance transporting a dead marine explodes.
14:05 Let's Play 9/26. Tennis: Imaginative preschool show. Rebecca steps through the Magic Curtain and becomes a tennis player. Will she be able to beat champion Ace Smasheroo? Also in HD. [S]
14:25 How To Be Epic @ Everything 8/8. Stephen Graham and Lizzie Gough are amongst an amazing line-up of experts who demonstrate how to curtsey, do a football trick, play air guitar and live with wolves. Also in HD. [S]
14:25 Mister Maker Comes to Town 8/25. Mister Maker takes to the road in his magical Makermobile in search of Mini Makers. Mister Maker gives an old twig a bit of sparkle and transforms it into a twinkling tree. [S]
14:40 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
14:40 Wingin' It Alex in Slumberland Live-action comedy. Porter uses angel magic to put Alex to sleep but when Alex will not wake up, Carl and Porter have to wake him from inside his dream. [S]
14:45 Time for School Documentary series about starting school. It's Victorian Day at Lowick School and the children get dressed up in clothes from the past. Also in HD. [S]
 
15:00 The Link 3/25. Mark Williams hosts the quiz where knowing the answers is only half the battle and contestants need to find the link between the answers to win. Also in HD. [S]
14:50 Churchill Beginning of the End Martin Gilbert looks at the life of Winston Churchill, exploring the period between victory at El Alamein and V-E Day. [S]
15:00 Tipping Point Ben Shephard hosts the quiz show in which four players take on an extraordinary machine in the hope of winning its 10,000 pound jackpot.
14:50 The Violent Men Film (1955) Dramatic Cold War-influenced western. A smallholder (Glenn Ford) stands alone against the expansion plans and brutal tactics of a tyrannical rancher (Edward G Robinson).
15:00 I Want That Car Series on buying used cars. Mat Watson and Rebecca Jackson are at Rockingham race track where Stephen wants to ditch his bio diesel Peugeot 106 for something a bit better.
15:00 Shaun the Sheep Mountains out of Molehills Children's animation set on a remote rural farm. A freshly dug molehill interrupts the flock's fun, and Shaun attempts to get rid of the pesky mole. [S]
14:55 Magic Hands 3/32. My Mischievous Pup: Children's sign language poetry series. Ashley battles with his dog in Kenn Nesbitt's My Dog Ate My Homework. Also in HD. [S]
15:00 Same Smile My Favourite Treat Nisha, Mish, Moosh and Mogo discover the theme is all about their favourite treats. Also in HD. [AD,S]
15:10 Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Helen Skelton is in Dictionary Corner.
15:10 League of Super Evil Henchstrike Animation. After demanding one too many excruciatingly difficult tasks from the Henchbots, they go on strike, refusing to work until Voltar cuts them a little slack. [S]
15:15 Baby Jake Baby Jake Loves Surprising You The adventures of magical Baby Jake and friends. Baby Jake and Nibbles the rabbit go on a surprising farm adventure. Also in HD. [S]
15:20 Lethal Obsession Film Crime thriller starring Kellie Martin and Adam MacDonald. A woman's troubled brother tracks her down after years spent apart. (2007)
15:20 Sidekick Little Orphan Eric Animated series following four friends as they train at the Academy for Aspiring Sidekicks. Eric returns to the orphanage. Also in HD. [AD,S] Followed by 60 Second Dennis.
15:30 Raa Raa the Noisy Lion Raa Raa's Favourite Noise Stop-frame animation featuring Raa Raa, who lives in the Jingly Jangly Jungle. Raa Raa is inspired by his friends to search for his favourite noise. Also in HD. [S]
15:45 Escape to the Country Buckinghamshire Denise Nurse goes property hunting in Buckinghamshire with a couple who, along with a sizeable 725,000 budget, have high expectations for their new country home. Also in HD. [AD,S]
15:35 Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated The Dragon's Secret Animation. After an exchange student named Mai Lee shows up in town to stay with Velma, strange kung fu wizards begin attacking the town. [S]
15:40 Dipdap Switch Series in which a drawn line creates challenges for unsuspecting little Dipdap. The Line draws a switch. Dipdap tries to pull the switch but the Line gets in the way. Also in HD. [S]
15:45 New: My Pet and Me 19/25. Guinea Pigs: Ferne goes to South London to meet Buzz and Woody, who are very cuddly guinea pigs! Also in HD. [S]
 
15:50 The Red Beret Film Wartime drama about an ex-US army officer (Alan Ladd) who joins the British army as a paratrooper. Despite his obvious leadership skills, the man refuses to take a high rank. Also in HD. [1953] [S]
16:00 Mel & Sue Chat show with Mel Giedroyc and Sue Perkins. Jason Manford and Alexandra Burke join the girls today, and one of Britain's best home cooks makes something for dinner.
16:00 Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. In a game-changing twist players could also double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough?
15:50 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
16:00 Hogan's Heroes Psychic Kommandant Hogan convinces Colonel Klink that he has extra-sensory perception.
16:00 The Next Step 18/30. Brand New: Reality-style drama following a group of dancers. With Emily and Stephanie gone, Giselle auditions to be the new member of A-Troupe. Also in HD. [S]
16:00 The Numtums Tent-o-saurus Number learning series. Little Sandy has discovered ten dinosaur bones and rebuilt a fearsome dinosaur called Kylie. Also in HD. [S]
16:15 Nina and the Neurons: Go... ...Engineering. 18/25. Biscuits: Children's factual show. Nina investigates how biscuits are made in a factory - with the help of Bud, her taste neuron. Also in HD. [S]
16:30 Antiques Road Trip 18/20. Antiques challenge. Paul Laidlaw and Anita Manning begin in South Cave in the East Riding of Yorkshire, aiming for auction in Twickenham, London. Also in HD. [S]
16:30 Hogan's Heroes Prince from the Phone Company A POW masquerading as an African prince asks the Germans for money to pay for a submarine base.
16:20 Newsround Topical news magazine for children. Also in HD. [S]
16:30 Show Me What You're Made Of 2 3/5. Jeans: Documentary series where British kids experience work in factories in Asia. The kids have a go at making jeans in a Bangkok factory. [S]
16:30 My Story 8/25. Ballroom: Preschool history series. Mummy Rachel shares her memories with her daughter, Darcey. Together, they find out all about Mummy's history as a ballroom dancer. Also in HD. [S]
16:45 Peter Rabbit The Tale of the Big Move Animated series. When Lily's father decides to move the family away, Peter comes up with a clever but dangerous plan to change Dr Bobtail's mind. Also in HD. [AD,S]
 
17:00 The Chase Quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh. Four contestants must pit their wits against the Chaser, a ruthless quiz genius determined to stop them winning the cash prize.
17:00 Come Dine with Me Sophisticated marketing consultant Liz hopes to impress with a French menu, but now that David's night is out of the way he's become more outspoken, causing trouble at the dinner table.
17:00 5 News at 5 National and international news presented by Emma Crosby.
16:55 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
16:50 The Wizard of Oz Film (1939) Classic musical adventure. Judy Garland stars as Dorothy, the girl transported from Kansas to the magical realm of Oz. But can she evade the Wicked Witch and get back home?
17:00 Highway Patrol More footage from Australia as we follow the men and women of the highways agencies as they patrol the country's roads and freeways.
17:00 New: 4 O'Clock Club 1/13. Ghost: Comedy about two brothers at the same school - one as a pupil, the other as a teacher. Also in HD. [S]
17:00 Rastamouse Sugamice Stop-motion series featuring a crime-fighting agent who plays in a reggae band. Scratchy discovers a wicked girl band to represent Grove Town in the battle of the bands. Also in HD. [S]
17:15 Pointless Quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by plumbing the depths of their general knowledge to come up with the answers no-one else can think of. Also in HD. [S]
17:15 Flog It! 14/23. Bury St Edmunds: Antique experts David Barby and Adam Partridge join Paul Martin in Bury St Edmunds. Paul takes a tour around the house of painter Thomas Gainsborough. [S]
17:10 New: Sarah & Duck Shallot Circus Animation. The Shallots have discovered acrobatics and are inspired by the Ribbon Sisters to put on a show. Also in HD. [AD,S]
17:15 Gigglebiz 3/25. Comedy sketch show for younger viewers. Things don't go quite to plan when clumsy antiques expert Ann Teak lends a hand to a vase restorer. Also in HD. [S]
17:30 The Simpsons My Big Fat Geek Wedding On the eve of their long awaited nuptials, Edna calls it all off with Principal Skinner. As Marge consoles Edna, she starts to see her relationship isn't so great.
17:30 Neighbours Erin admits that she is not ready to meet her daughter. Kyle and Naomi prepare for Sheila's return from hospital. Brad starts work on his first surfboard.
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17:30 Africa Cup Of Nations Live Matt Smith is joined by Quinton Fortune and Sebastien Bassong for live coverage as Cameroon take on Ivory Coast as the group stages come to a close in the tournament.
17:30 My Life: I Am Leo 1/8. Documentary following 13-year-old Leo, who was born a girl, in his journey to get his first male passport and be accepted as a boy. Also in HD. [AD,S]
17:30 New: Boj Happy Harvesters Animation. Boj's buddies are off to Mr Cloppity's allotment to harvest their vegetables, but a cheeky slug has eaten them. Also in HD. [S]
17:45 Old Jack's Boat 18/26. A Song for the Sea King: Children's series. Jack is reminded of the time that Pearl the mermaid lost something precious when Miss Bowline-Hitch loses her purse. Also in HD. [S]
 
18:00 BBC News at Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. Also in HD. [S]
17:55 Party Political Broadcast:... ...Liberal Democrats. Party political broadcast by the Liberal Democrats. Also in HD. [S]
18:00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on what is probably the greatest quiz team in Britain, made up of some of the country's top quizzers. Also in HD. [S]
18:00 ITV News London A round-up of all the latest news in London and the South East, plus features, sport and local weather.
18:00 The Simpsons Catch 'Em if You Can: Homer and Marge abscond for a romantic weekend in Miami, so Bart and Lisa chase them across the country to ruin their holiday.
18:00 Home and Away Brax gets in to trouble when he puts Ash before Ricky. Sophie reacts badly when Nate tells her that there is no hope for them. Josh considers quitting school to help support Maddy.
18:00 You've Been Framed! Harry Hill has some of the funniest footage filmed by viewers, including a boy in an invisible snow suit, some shocking snoring and a clumsy clergyman who comes a cropper.
18:00 The Scooby-Doo Show 3/24. The Gruesome Game of Gator Ghoul: Cartoon capers with Scooby and the gang. A frightening alligator-headed monster scares the employees away from a fizzy drinks factory. [S]
18:00 The Adventures of Abney and Teal CBeebies Bedtime Hour. The Very Hot Day: Animated adventures. It is a boiling hot day; much too hot to do anything apart from eat ice cream and go swimming. Also in HD. [AD,S]
18:10 64 Zoo Lane CBeebies Bedtime Hour. The Story of Ronald and Rosie: Lucy hears the tale of Ronald the rhino's many attempts to woo the lovely Rosie. [S]
18:30 BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London. [S] Followed by a Party Political Broadcast by the Liberal Democrats.
18:30 Great British Railway Journeys 18/20. Abergavenny to Hanborough: Michael Portillo investigates a historic fire at Blenheim Palace. Also in HD. [AD,S]
18:25 Party Political Broadcast By the Liberal Democrats.
18:30 ITV News & Weather Alastair Stewart and Mary Nightingale with the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast.
18:30 Hollyoaks Lindsey makes it her mission to save Freddie from a life behind bars. Nancy asks Esther for help at the school, but the students get more than they bargained for when Grace gets involved.
18:30 5 News Tonight National and international news including reports, live updates and interviews. Presented by Matt Barbet.
18:30 You've Been Framed! Harry Hill presents viewers' funny camcorder and mobile phone clips. Featuring some scared cats and dogs, a bumper crop of beach blunders and a hair-raising experience.
18:25 Shaun the Sheep Mountains out of Molehills Farmyard animation. The flock are enjoying a boogie when a molehill interrupts their fun, so Shaun attempts to get rid of the pesky mole. [S] Followed by Shaun the Sheep.
18:20 In the Night Garden CBeebies Bedtime Hour. Igglepiggle Goes Visiting: Igglepiggle visits everyone in the garden, but he cannot find the Pontipines because they are so very small. Where can they be? Also in HD. [S]
18:40 The Story of Tracy Beaker Two-Timing Adele Drama series about a young girl and her life in a children's home. Adele cannot decide who to go out with, so Tracy decides to manage her love life. [AD,S]
 
19:00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. Also in HD. [S] Then BBC News.
19:00 Antiques Road Trip 3/15. Antiques experts travel the length and breadth of the country in search of rare curiosities and antiquities. Anita Manning and James Braxton head out to Stamford and Boston. Also in HD. [S]
19:00 Emmerdale Pete is forced to tell Debbie the truth. Belle struggles to keep things together. Leyla tries to talk sense into Megan.
19:00 Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather.
19:00 New: Cowboy Builders Documentary series. Dominic Littlewood revisits Northwich to find out how life has improved for the family whom the team first helped in 2011.
18:58 This Is BBC Three BBC Three. The best in new entertainment, comedy, contemporary drama and music for the digital generation. Stay tuned for 60 Seconds news.
19:00 Top Gear 4/11. Motoring magazine. Jeremy Clarkson celebrates the return of the handcrafted, coach-built car with a trip to Italy to drive the Alfa Romeo-based Touring Disco Volante. Also in HD. [S]
18:58 This Is BBC Four This is BBC Four. Programmes start at 7.00pm.
19:00 World News Today The latest national and international news, exploring the day's events from a global perspective. Also in HD. [S] Followed by weather.
19:00 You've Been Framed Rides Again! Harry Hill is at the helm for a special compilation show. Including a spectacular case of stage fright, a very shy rhinoceros and a dog with an identity crisis.
18:55 Mirror Mirror Film (2012) Fantasy adventure with Julia Roberts, Armie Hammer and Lily Collins. In this reworking of the Snow White fairy tale, a princess and a band of dwarves team up to defeat an evil Queen.
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18:50 CBeebies Bedtime Stories CBeebies Bedtime Hour. Freddie and the Fairy: An exciting story read by a special guest. Sarah Alexander reads Freddie and the Fairy, by Julia Donaldson and Karen George. [S]
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19:30 Coronation Street Will Todd catch Tony and Tracy in the act? David gets ready to fight for Max. Tim confronts Kevin and Sally.
19:30 National Treasures of Wales 3/4. Farms: Griff Rhys Jones examines how the National Trust manages its farmland. Also in HD. [AD,S]
20:00 Pets - Wild at Heart 2/2. Secretive Creatures: Documentary using innovative techniques to reveal the secrets of pets' behaviour. Also in HD. [AD,S]
20:00 The Great British Sewing Bee Amateurs test their sewing and dressmaking skills. The class of 2014's sewers have come a long way since their time in the sewing room. This is a look back at their best moments. Also in HD. [AD,S]
20:00 Midsomer Murders The Dagger Club The crime drama returns for a new series. The Luxton Deeping Crime Festival is jeopardised when a manuscript is stolen and a woman is fatally electrocuted.
20:00 The Restoration Man Yorkshire couple Carol and Majid embark on an ambitious adventure, transforming a brick water tower into a five-storey home. But unexpected costs and legal problems hit the project.
19:55 5 News Update National and international news.
20:00 North Pole Ice Airport Documentary series. Ice Station Barneo plays host to the North Pole Marathon and an explorer prepares for a solo 70mile trek from 89 to 90 degrees North.
20:00 The Real Bonnie and Clyde 8/12. With unprecedented access to gang members' memoirs, family archives and recently released police records, Timewatch goes in search of the true story of Bonnie and Clyde. Also in HD. [S]
20:00 Along Came Polly Film Romantic comedy starring Ben Stiller and Jennifer Aniston, 2004. An uptight insurance salesman faces turmoil on honeymoon when he finds his wife has already been unfaithful.
20:05 Bangkok Airport 1/6. The Airport of Smiles: Britpacker John escapes death by a whisker and Matt is stranded without a ticket. Also in HD. [AD,S]
20:30 Pawn Stars Like a Rolling Chum The guys get the chance to buy a hockey stick signed by the legendary US 1980s Olympic champion ice hockey team, and an original 1970 Bob Dylan vinyl.
21:00 Churchill: The Nation's Farewell On the 50th anniversary of Winston Churchill's death, Jeremy Paxman tells the story of his state funeral and examines whether Churchill's immense legacy still has resonance today. Also in HD. [AD,S]
21:00 Wolf Hall 2/6. Entirely Beloved: Historical drama chronicling Thomas Cromwell's rise to power. As Cardinal Wolsey retreats north, he urges Cromwell to get close to Anne Boleyn. Also in HD. [AD,S]
21:00 24 Hours in A&E Eleven-month-old Isabel is rushed to St George's after suffering a fit and becoming unconscious. And 22-year-old Felix is brought in with a self-inflicted stab wound.
21:00 New: Celebrity Big Brother Highlights of the latest events from the past 24 hours. Catch up on all the drama and action from this year's housemates.
21:00 Blades of Glory Film Sports comedy. Two rival figure skaters (Will Ferrell and Jon Heder) are banned from competing in the men's singles, so they enter as a doubles team. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [2007] [AD,S]
21:00 Could We Survive a Mega-Tsunami? Hollywood-style graphics, real-life archive and the chilling assessment of leading scientists tell the imagined scenario of the biggest wave ever seen. Also in HD. [AD,S]
21:00 The Godfather Film (1972) Francis Ford Coppola's epic drama stars Oscar-winner Marlon Brando as the head of a Mafia family engaged in all-out war with rival crime clans. Contains violent scenes.
21:00 The Blues Brothers Film Cult comedy starring John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd, 1980. Two musicians try to save an orphanage by reuniting their old band - nearly wrecking Chicago in the process.
22:00 BBC News at Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. Also in HD. [S]
22:00 Up the Women 2/6. Strike: Sitcom. Margaret tries to recruit new supporters of suffrage, whilst Eva, Myrtle and Gwen indulge in Dr Hamm's invigorator. Also in HD. [AD,S]
22:00 ITV News at Ten & Weather Mark Austin and Julie Etchingham with the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast and all the news and weather in your region.
22:00 Bodyshockers: Nips, Tucks and... ...Tattoos Katie Piper meets an artist set on turning his entire back, bum and thighs into a human canvas. She also observes a horrifying correction procedure called 'scalpelling'.
22:00 Sugar Daddy 82 Seeks 24... ...Year Old: Age Gap Love. New series. Couples reveal the pros and cons of married life across the age gap, including an Austrian octogenarian multimillionaire wed to a young former Playboy bunny.
22:00 Jackpot Film A group of ex-cons win on the pools, but the lure of money turns them against each other. Subtitled. Contains very strong language and prolonged violence. Also in HD. [2011] [S]
21:50 McBusted: The Hot Desk Interviews with celebrity guests and some of the hottest music acts around. Behind the desk today are boy band supergroup McBusted.
22:00 Keith Lemon: The Film Film Starring Leigh Francis and Kelly Brook, 2012. Adult comedy film about fictional British TV personality Keith Lemon.
22:25 BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London. [S] Followed by national weather.
22:30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Evan Davis. Also in HD. [S] Followed by weather.
22:30 Russell Howard's Good News 2/8. Topical comedy show in which Russell Howard offers up his unique perspective on the news stories that have dominated the past seven days. Contains some strong language. Also in HD. [S]
22:45 The Holocaust: A Story of... ...Remembrance. In this film to mark Holocaust Memorial Day, three extraordinary women tell their powerful personal stories. Also in HD. [AD,S]
22:40 Bring Back Borstal Series in which young offenders volunteer to experience the strict regime of a 1930s-style Borstal. In the third programme, working in the community yields some surprising results.
 
23:00 The Undateables The show catches up with Ruth, Daniel and Michael as they continue their quest to find love. Daniel, who has autism, goes on a bowling date with Charley, and Ruth meets comedian Nathalie.
23:00 Celebrity Big Brother's Bit On... ...The Side. Emma Willis presents a round-up of Celebrity Big Brother-related news and debate, with special guests, exclusive footage and behind-the-scenes treats.
23:00 Family Guy 16/18. No Chris Left Behind: Animated comedy about American family life. After Chris is expelled, he is sent to a school that his grandfather Carter attended. Contains adult humour. [S]
23:15 The League Cup Show Manish Bhasin presents highlights from the second legs of the League Cup semi-finals. Liverpool face Chelsea and Tottenham meet Sheffield United, with Wembley on the horizon. Also in HD. [S]
23:20 David Starkey's Magna Carta David Starkey looks at the origins of Magna Carta, the document that has underpinned British liberties since it was created in 1215 to check the abuses of King John. Also in HD. [AD,S]
23:25 Family Guy 17/18. It Takes a Village Idiot... and I Married One: Animated comedy about family life. Lois becomes mayor of Quahog and Peter enjoys being the 'first lady' of the town. Contains adult humour. [S]
23:20 Horizon: Why Are Thin People... ...Not Fat? 7/17. At the centre of this programme is a controversial overeating experiment that aims to identify exactly what it is about some people that makes it hard for them to gain weight. [S]
23:40 I Never Knew That About Britain Series about Britain's rich and surprising history. In this episode, Paul Martin visits Bathgate in Scotland, birthplace of the oil industry and the world's first oil tycoon.
23:45 Family Guy 21/21. Fore Father: Animated comedy about family life. Peter tries to train Chris to be more responsible, only to end up coaching Cleveland Jr for a golf tournament. Contains adult humour. [S]
23:45 Cockroaches Post-apocalyptic comedy series. Tom assembles a team to go to the supermarket. Will the gang manage to avoid Spectrum, a gang of cannibal women roaming the countryside?
23:40 Basic Film Mystery thriller starring John Travolta and Samuel L Jackson, 2003. An army investigator is called in when a sergeant and several of his troops go missing on a training mission.
 
00:00 The Mexican Film Gory thriller with comic touches about a gangster (Brad Pitt) who is sent to Mexico to obtain an antique pistol which, though priceless, may be cursed. Contains very strong language. [2001] [AD,S]
00:00 Music on 4: Launched at Red... ...Bull Studios: The music series hosted by Annie Mac showcases artists who are tipped for the top in 2015, featuring multi-instrumentalist Jack Garratt and Swedish songstress Seinabo Sey.
00:00 Trauma Doctors:Every Second Counts Documentary series. The trauma specialists are called out to tend to a motorcyclist injured in a serious traffic accident and a pensioner whose mobility scooter has been hit by a car.
00:10 Jackpot247 Join the presenters live and play roulette on your telly. Find out how and join in now at www.Jackpot247.com.
00:10 Family Guy 1/22. The Thin White Line: Brian volunteers as a police drug-sniffing dog, but ends up getting hooked on cocaine and enters rehab. Peter tags along for a free holiday. Contains adult humour. [S]
00:15 Two and a Half Men My Son's Enormous Head US sitcom. Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her, but he also feels an overwhelming urge to flee.
00:20 See Hear Magazine for the deaf and hard of hearing. Radha Manjeshwar travels to a care home which is trying to achieve the Royal Association for Deaf people's new quality mark. Also in HD. [S,SL]
00:30 Ramsay's Hotel Hell Gordon visits Connecticut's oldest inn, the Curtis House in Woodbury, which is run by a brother and sister who no longer speak to each other, leaving staff and guests stuck in the middle.
00:30 Crims 3/6. Comedy series set in a young offenders' institution. Luke decides to propose to Gemma, so as to send her new mate a clear message. Contains some strong language. Also in HD. [AD,S]
00:20 Could We Survive a Mega-Tsunami? Hollywood-style graphics, real-life archive and the chilling assessment of leading scientists tell the imagined scenario of the biggest wave ever seen. Also in HD. [AD,S]
00:30 Office Space Film (1999) Comedy. When an office worker (Ron Livingston) discovers his friends (David Herman and Ajay Naidu) are being downsized, the three plot revenge on their company. Very strong language.
00:45 Two and a Half Men The Two Finger Rule American sitcom. On a drunken night, Alan, Herb, Jerome and Charlie swap stories of sexual experiences.
 
00:50 Posh People: Inside Tatler 2/3. Documentary which goes behind the scenes at the world's oldest magazine. A new generation of Britain's upper class comes together at the Bystander Teen Ball. [AD,S,SL]
00:55 SuperCasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel. For more information and to register visit www.SuperCasino.com.
01:00 Excluded: Kicked out of School 2/3. Series looking at life inside the Bridge AP Academy. This episode follows students who are hoping to return to mainstream school if they can get their behaviour under control. Also in HD. [S]
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01:10 Dads Mister Edna US sitcom. Eli's life is turned upside down when Edna gets detained by the INS. To appease Eli, David takes drastic action to save her.
01:20 Transamerica Film (2005) A transsexual (Felicity Huffman) who's due to have her final male-to-female reassignment surgery is told she must first meet her delinquent son (Kevin Zegers). Strong language/sex. [SL]
01:20 Return to Betjemanland AN Wilson travels back to a landscape of beautiful houses and churches, beaches and seaside piers, where he reveals the life and work of poet and broadcaster Sir John Betjeman. Also in HD. [S]
01:35 Tricked Ben Hanlin goes undercover to astonish people with amazing magic. Ben also bamboozles Geordie Shore's Charlotte Crosby and Joey Essex with his trickery in this episode.
01:45 Hell on Wheels Jamais je ne t'oublierai: Western series. Cullen Bohannon continues his vengeful quest of justice for his wife's murder. Lily Bell arrives at Hell on Wheels.
 
01:55 Weather for the Week Ahead Detailed weather forecast. [S]
02:00 BBC News BBC One joins the BBC's rolling news channel for a night of news, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes. Also in HD. [S]
06:00 Breakfast The latest news, sport, business and weather from the BBC's Breakfast team. Also in HD. [S] Including regional news at 25 and 55 minutes past each hour.
01:50 This Is BBC Two Highlights of programmes on BBC Two. [S]
02:00 Bangkok Airport 1/6. The Airport of Smiles: Britpacker John escapes death by a whisker and Matt is stranded without a ticket. Contains some strong language. Also in HD. [AD,S]
02:15 Texas Chainsaw: The Beginning Film (2006) Gore-soaked prequel to the classic horror. The story of how Leatherface became a merciless serial killer. Not for the fainthearted: strong language and horrific violence throughout.
02:20 Sounds of the 70s 2 2/10. Reggae: Stir it Up: Exploring how reggae music brought to the UK by West Indian immigrants came to dominate the charts of the 70s. Featuring Steel Pulse, Janet Kay and many more. [S]
02:25 Teleshopping Shopping from home.
02:30 Hogan's Heroes The Pizza Parlour Hogan uses a prison-baked pizza to bribe an Italian officer to become a spy for the Allies.
03:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA Jeremy Kyle takes his chat show to the United States, where his uncompromising views on relationships, addiction and more will no doubt produce some jaw-dropping moments. [SL]
02:55 Who Needs Ibiza? The Great... ...British Holiday. 1/2. The team comes up with ideas to make some much-needed cash and entertain the campers. Contains strong language. [S,SL]
02:50 Arena: aka Norman Parkinson To mark the centenary of his birth, Arena examines the glamorous life and exceptionally long career of pioneering photographer and eccentric English gentleman, Norman Parkinson. [S,SL]
03:00 Teleshopping Shopping from home.
06:00 UEFA Champions League Greatest... ...Finals. A selection of the greatest finals in the world's biggest football club tournament.
03:05 Kirstie's Best of Both Worlds Kirstie Allsopp meets Alice and Richard, who are looking for a new home between Liverpool and Manchester. But Alice can't drive and obsessive cyclist Richard doesn't want to.
03:10 Botched Up Bodies Documentary series. Jacob has masses of excess skin, Sue lost a nipple following a breast implant op, Nikki has uneven nostrils and Hannah needs her swollen lip filler removing.
03:45 ITV Nightscreen Text-based information service.
 
04:00 Coding: The Future is Creative Chloe Watts meets five of the UK's most creative coders, working in music, art, gaming and fashion. This film aims to inspire students to code and engage with GCSE computer science. Also in HD. [S]
04:00 Michaela's Wild Challenge Wildlife series with Michaela Strachan. Michaela takes to the skies in a hot air balloon and heads for one of the best game sanctuaries in South Africa.
03:55 This Is BBC Three BBC Three Refreshing TV for the digital age. Tune in daily from 7.00pm.
03:50 This Is BBC Four BBC Four is the BBC channel for people who want more. More depth, more range, more to stimulate the mind. More daily from 7.00pm.
04:00 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
06:00 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
04:05 Hugh's 3 Good Things: Best Bites The ingredients this time are honey, walnuts and filo, and among the recipes is an easy but brilliant baklava.
04:10 SuperScrimpers Mrs Moneypenny brings her cash clinic to London. And the Cantons, from Godalming, Surrey, are challenged to find some fun activities for their kids for a week for under 50.
04:25 Who Needs Maths? Sanjeev Kohli is on a quest to show that maths is everywhere, even in the most unexpected places. He meets a range of people who all use maths in their everyday lives and jobs. Also in HD. [S]
04:25 Divine Designs Paul Binski presents the series on artefacts and works of religious art. A visit to Lincoln Cathedral, which was redesigned in the 13th century, and Wells Cathedral.
04:40 SuperScrimpers Mrs Moneypenny heads for the cathedral city of Canterbury. Harry Wallop investigates if cheap dried dog food is good value. And gadget geek Daniel takes the SuperScrimper challenge.
04:45 House Doctor A compilation of highlights from the home-staging series presented by Californian interior designer Ann Maurice. Focusing on a dilapidated Bournemouth house.
 
04:55 Cracking the Code Minna Kane and her team of young hackers explore the world of computer programming. Also in HD. [AD,S] Followed by Wonders of Nature.
05:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
06:00 Good Morning Britain Breakfast show with the latest news, sport and weather. Former X Factor winner Alexandra Burke talks about her starring role in the touring production of The Bodyguard.
05:05 Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. In a game-changing twist players could also double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough?
06:00 Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Helen Skelton is in Dictionary Corner.
05:10 House Doctor Highlights from the home improvement series which features Californian interior designer Ann Maurice, here giving top tips on bedrooms and bathrooms.
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05:30 This is CBBC! Welcome to the CBBC channel. Programmes start at 7.00am.
05:30 This is CBeebies! Welcome to the CBeebies channel. Programmes start at 6.00am.
06:00 Me Too! Sunburn Drama series for four- to six-year-olds about parents at work and their children. It's a hot day in Riverseafingal and people are arriving at the hospital sunburnt. [S]
05:35 House Doctor Edinburgh Home improvement series. Californian interior designer Ann Maurice and Alistair Appleton tackle a huge pink mansion in Edinburgh.
06:00 The WotWots Egg Sighting Animation. The WotWots learn about warning signs around the zoo. They make a sign for their egg-shaped ship to warn off any giant hens that might come to sit on it.
 
05:55 ITV2 Nightscreen Text-based information service.
06:00 Life's Funniest Moments Series featuring hilarious candid moments caught on camera.