This week's UK TV & radio

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05:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
03:45 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
05:45 Draw It! Mel Giedroyc hosts as two teams, made up of one contestant and one celebrity, put their drawing skills to the test. Today it's the turn of Brian Conley and Myleene Klass.
 
06:00 Breakfast The latest news, sport, business and weather from the BBC's Breakfast team. Also in HD. [S] Including regional news at 25 and 55 minutes past each hour.
06:00 Fake Britain 16/20. Matt Allwright investigates the activities of conmen, revealing the fake high-end sausages being sold at some farmers' markets and looking at counterfeit bike parts. Also in HD. [S]
06:00 Good Morning Britain Breakfast show presented by Ben Shephard, Ranvir Singh, Charlotte Hawkins and Sean Fletcher.
06:00 The WotWots Footprints in the Sand Animation. The WotWots find some mysterious footprints in the sand and decide to track down the mysterious footprint maker. (S2 Ep 17)
06:00 Planet's Funniest Animals Humorous video clips of pets and other animals in unusual situations. S7 Ep3
06:00 Gunsmoke Hard Luck Henry The classic Western series set in Dodge City. Festus tries to smuggle a box of gold coins away from his relatives and back to Dodge. [SL] S13 Ep7
06:00 This is CBBC! Join the CBBC crew for all your favourite programmes, plus loads more! Tune into CBBC every day from 7.00am to 9.00pm.
06:00 ZingZillas Fall Asleep A band of primate friends play music on their tropical island. It is night on ZingZilla Island. Tang tells Drum the story of how the ZingZillas wrote a lullaby. Also in HD. [S]
06:10 Dare to Believe: Ali Jawad Intimate profile of the Paralympic powerlifter who went from being born in the Lebanon without legs to competing on the biggest stage. He faced upset in 2012, can he turn it around in Rio?
06:15 3rd Rock from the Sun World's Greatest Dick Dick forces a reluctant Tommy to attend a special school for gifted students. Sally is mistaken for a drag queen, while Harry learns how to do magic tricks.
06:10 Chloe's Closet All Green Thumbs The children make things grow with water, but when they make a mouse too tall to enter her home and look after her babies, Mac comes to the rescue. (S1 Ep 20)
06:10 Mr Bloom: Here and There Great Orme In north Wales, Mr Bloom meets Tiddlers Liam and Fraser, who love the Great Orme. They take him on a tram ride and visit an ancient mine, before making stone patterns. Also in HD. [S]
06:20 Driftwood Bay Animation. It's Gull's birthday and after Lily finds a message in a bottle on the beach, they have fun following a mysterious trail of clues around the bay. (S1 Ep 23)
06:30 Fireman Sam Norman accidentally traps his foot in some rocks while out collecting mussels on the beach. With the tide rising, Sam must find a way to free him quickly. (S6 Ep 7)
06:20 Dinner Date In Surrey five men submit five menus for Emily to choose her three dinner dates. When the plates are cleared away though who will be asked back to the table? S3 Ep19
06:25 Timmy Time Timmy's Puppet Stop-frame animation series about a lamb at nursery school. Timmy's sock puppet falls out of his backpack and he doesn't realise it until he arrives at nursery. [AD,S]
06:45 Garden Rescue 14/20. Romsey: A garden in Hampshire becomes a stylish, sophisticated haven for a retired couple. Also in HD. [AD,S]
06:40 3rd Rock from the Sun My Mother the Alien Dick discovers he lacks nurturing skills when he accidentally kills Mary Albright's pet fish while she is away at a conference.
06:40 Peppa Pig Paper Aeroplanes Pig tales. Some of Daddy Pig's important work papers have gone missing because Mummy Pig, Peppa and George have accidentally made them into paper aeroplanes! (S3 Ep 50)
06:45 Bob the Builder CGI animation. Bob and the team are building a new aquarium for a baby tiger shark, but Scoop treats the shark as his new pet. (Ep 29)
06:35 Buzz and Tell Panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. The contestants include exotic showbird Miss Honkover and the very shy Ken Koala. Also in HD. [S]
06:40 Raa Raa the Noisy Lion The Noisiest House in the Jungle Animation featuring Raa Raa, who lives in the Jingly Jangly Jungle. The animals explore what noises each of their houses make. Also in HD. [S]
 
07:00 Little Princess I Don't Like Arguments Regal larks. Little Princess is trying to paint a picture, but General and Maid are in the middle of a very noisy argument! (S3 Ep 3)
07:00 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
06:50 Minder Life in the Fast Food Lane Arthur gets into the car phone business, not realising he is dealing with a dodgy supplier. Terry fancies a girl who tries to hide her family background. [SL] S6 Ep2
07:00 Arthur 11/20. Two Minutes: Animated adventures of a young aardvark. Power shifts in the Tibble household when the twins find out Tommy is two minutes older than Timmy. Also in HD. [S]
06:55 Postman Pat 12/14. Postman Pat's Spy Mission: Animation. Pat helps Ted with his chores after Ted sprains his ankle. Charlie picks up strange signals on a radio - could there be a spy in Greendale? [S]
07:05 3rd Rock from the Sun Gobble, Gobble, Dick, Dick The aliens are puzzled by the Thanksgiving holiday, but they invite Mrs Dubcek and her daughter to their first celebration. Tommy visits the local pool hall.
07:10 Pip Ahoy! Animation. Alan starts the day full of music and bounce, until Norman the snail tells him that bouncing is silly. (Ep 51)
07:10 The Ellen DeGeneres Show US chat show hosted by popular comedian Ellen DeGeneres. Hollywood star and fashion icon Kate Hudson is among Ellen's guests today.
07:15 Zig and Zag 19/26. Let It Grow: Animated adventures of two aliens on Earth. Zig and Zag grow their own vegetables, but at the farmer's market they discover that bigger doesn't always mean better. Also in HD. [S]
07:10 Twirlywoos Covering The Twirlywoos see a tablecloth covering a table and decide to cover some other things. Also in HD. [AD,S]
07:30 The Hairy Builder 14/15. Ampleforth College: Dave visits Ampleforth, one of the most prestigious boarding schools in the country. Also in HD. [AD,S]
07:30 Everybody Loves Raymond Ray's Ring When Ray loses his wedding ring he is propositioned by an attractive woman at the airport. When Debra finds out what happened, she too pretends to be single...
07:25 Thomas and Friends Thomas's Crazy Day Railway adventures. The Fat Controller enlists Thomas to teach the silly Logging Locos how to be useful, but he has already promised to play a game with Percy... (S14 Ep 15)
07:25 Danger Mouse Danger Fan Animated series. Shortly after Danger Mouse's biggest fan comes to visit, members of the team start to disappear. Also in HD. [AD,S]
07:20 Teletubbies 20/60. Red: Preschool series. A red balloon floats into Teletubbyland and Po leads the tubby phone dance in a special episode about Po's favourite colour. Also in HD. [S]
07:40 Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animated series. Noddy investigates when there are signs that a dragon has come to live in Fable Forest for the first time. (Ep 12)
07:45 Ironside The Tormentor Detective drama series set in San Francisco. Ironside races against the clock when a baseball player and his family are at the mercy of an evil extortionist. S2 Ep24
07:40 Newsround Topical news magazine for children. Also in HD. [S]
07:45 The Dengineers 5/11. Dance Den: Mark and Lauren get the help of experts to design dream dens for children. Jazz and Katelyn love dancing and want to put a dance studio in Jazz's mum's cellar. Also in HD. [S]
07:35 Hey Duggee The Sandcastle Badge Animated preschool series. The Squirrels do such a good job making sandcastles that they are asked to help the crabs build a new home. Also in HD. [S]
07:40 The Furchester Hotel Count Your Chickens Preschool puppet show. Phoebe and Elmo need all their creative skills when looking after five excitable chickens! Also in HD. [AD,S]
 
08:00 Eat Well for Less? 1/5. The Butler Family: Gregg Wallace, Chris Bavin and Hala El-Shafie help families across the UK eat well for less. The team help a family spending a fortune on pre-prepared food. [AD,S,SL]
08:00 Everybody Loves Raymond Frank Goes Downstairs After hurting themselves during a tryst, Ray and Debra say they fell down the stairs. But after Frank gets hurt doing some DIY they begin to feel guilty.
07:50 Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Queen Thistle's Day Off Impish animation. Holly, Ben, Nanny and the King have to look after naughty twins Daisy and Poppy for the day. (S1 Ep 34)
08:00 Emmerdale Andy is under pressure. Gabby's actions escalate. Carly puts on a brave face.
07:55 Go Jetters Amazon Rainforest, South America Animated adventure comedy series. Glitch wants a picnic so he stops the rain in the rainforest, upsetting the local tree frogs. Also in HD. [S]
08:05 Wissper Animation. Oscar the orangutan has broken his special fir cone on a stick that he uses for brushing his fur. Can Wissper and Peggy find him a new one? (Ep 52)
08:15 Peppa Pig Grandpa Pig's Boat Animation about a lovable young pig. Granny and Grandpa Pig have a beautiful little boat and Peppa and George are spending the day on the river with them. (S1 Ep 48)
08:15 Newsround Topical news magazine for children. Also in HD. [S]
08:05 Octonauts The Mixed Up Whales Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. When the Octonauts repair their ship, the resulting noise disturbs a nearby blue whale. Also in HD. [AD,S]
08:30 Lorraine Morning show with a topical mix of entertainment, discussion and showbiz glamour, as well as featuring the latest fashion, food and celebrity gossip.
08:30 Frasier Frasier Crane's Day Off Frasier is off work sick with just his paranoia to keep him company, leading him to believe that everybody is after his job.
08:25 Peppa Pig Shopping Animation about a lovable young pig. Mummy Pig, Daddy Pig, Peppa and George go to the supermarket. Soon they have everything they need - and a delicious chocolate cake. (S1 Ep 49)
08:30 Emmerdale Lawrence is forced to make a choice. Victoria is vulnerable. Marlon worries for the future.
08:25 The Roy Files 15/15. Be Careful What You Wish For: Roy warns to be careful what you wish for. Also in HD. [S]
08:20 Chuggington: Badge Quest Night Chuggers Animation in which the trains learn new skills and life lessons. Hoot and Toot need to deliver their cargo before sunrise to earn their Night Chugger badges. [S]
08:25 Everything's Rosie Welcome To The Hotel Oakley Rosie lives in a playhouse with her colourful group of friends. It's a very hot day and Oakley's animal friends shelter in his shade. Also in HD. [AD,S]
08:35 Paw Patrol Pups Make a Splash Brand new CGI animation about a pack of six heroic puppies. A boat runs aground and puppies Zuma, Skye and Rocket, aided by Ryder, rush to save it before it sinks. (S1 Ep 1)
08:40 The Joke Machine 15/50. Children from two schools deliver their funniest joke. Wormholt Park goes up against Cestria. Also in HD. [S]
08:45 New: Odd Squad 55/80. Trials and Tubulations Part One: The tube system breaks and Olive and Otto are left stranded in a dangerous forest. Also in HD. [S]
08:35 Tree Fu Tom 7/26. Zigzoo's Robot: Animated fantasy adventure show. When Zigzoo hastily builds a robot to help him with his jobs, it quickly causes more problems than it solves. Also in HD. [S]
 
09:00 Victoria Derbyshire The BBC's daily news and current affairs programme with original stories, exclusive interviews, audience debate and breaking news. Also in HD. [S]
09:00 Frasier My Coffee with Niles After a year in Seattle, Frasier settles down with Niles to discuss what it has been like to be back together again.
08:50 Toot the Tiny Tugboat Animated series. The wind drops on the day of the regatta, meaning the yachts cannot go to sea, until Toot comes up with a plan to create an artificial breeze. (S1 Ep 18)
09:00 Bananas in Pyjamas The Camping Trip Animation. Rat decides to sell his old camping gear. Who would be daft enough to buy such rubbish? The Bananas, of course! B1 and B2 take the Teddies on a trip. (S1 Ep 60)
09:00 You've Been Framed! Harry Hill presents the comedy clip show. This show contains more than 150 clips, including one of a woman who accidentally demolishes her own house!
08:50 Quincy, ME Physician, Heal Thyself Another case for the sleuthing coroner. Quincy uncovers a conspiracy of silence when a teenage girl dies after an abortion performed by a drunken doctor. S4 Ep18
09:00 Hacker Time Kevin Clifton Fun, chat and music from Hacker T Dog, featuring Strictly Come Dancing's professional dancer Kevin Clifton as Hacker's special guest. Also in HD. [S]
09:00 Time for School Documentary series about starting school. The class visits Connor at the island school and Mrs Fieldhouse takes everyone on a trip to explore the island. Also in HD. [AD,S]
09:15 Countryside 999 5/15. Series following the emergency services in rural Britain. The Cornwall Air Ambulance crew help a man with severe head pain in a remote part of the country. Also in HD. [AD,S]
09:15 The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show.
09:10 Bing Hula Hoop Children's animation. Bing tries Coco's hula hoop and finds out that it is harder than it looks, but they all find lots of other hoopy games on the way. Also in HD. [AD,S]
09:15 Bing Wellies Children's animation. Bing discovers a hole in his favourite yellow wellies, but he does not want to throw them away. With Flop's help, Bing finds a way to recycle them. Also in HD. [AD,S]
09:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience. S13 Ep7
09:25 Dare to Believe: Hannah Cockroft Portrait of the wheelchair athlete whose dad welded her first racing chair after she decided to follow her sporting dreams in spite of doctors saying she'd never live an independent life.
09:30 The Big Bang Theory The Extract Obliteration Sheldon gets excited when Stephen Hawking agrees to play against him in an online game. Penny signs up for a class at community college. (S6 Ep6/24)
09:30 Psych There Might Be Blood Comic detective series. Shawn and Gus investigate the death of a safety inspector on board an offshore oil rig. S3 Ep6
09:30 Just Kidding 13/13. Comedy show that puts kids in the driver's seat and lets them loose to concoct the most preposterous pranks. And who better to fool than unsuspecting adults? Also in HD. [S]
09:25 Wussywat the Clumsy Cat 11/52. Cake: Preschool animated series. When Wussywat accidentally ruins both of Ortus's birthday cakes, he must find a replacement - something fruity, healthy and delicious perhaps? Also in HD. [S]
09:30 Teletubbies 34/60. Conga: Preschool series. The Teletubbies do conga dances over the hills, then they conga into Home Dome to answer the Tubby Phone and do a special conga Tubby Phone Dance. Also in HD. [S]
09:45 Something Special - Out and About 21/25. Cars: Educational series using Makaton sign language. Justin and his friends visit a car museum, while Mr Tumble decides his car needs a makeover. Also in HD. [S]
 
10:00 Homes Under the Hammer Martin Roberts meets a man who buys a house in Wales to give his mother-in-law who lives next door peace of mind after it has stood empty for 12 years. Also in HD. [S]
10:00 The Big Bang Theory The Habitation Configuration Amy is upset when Sheldon fails to defend her in an argument with Wil Wheaton during the filming of a new episode of Fun with Flags. (S6 Ep7/24)
09:50 Ax Men In Too Deep After losing a battle with a huge log, Brad and Swilley are greeted by an unexpected guest. At Lemare, a terrifying road frightens the loggers away. S6 Ep19
09:50 The Joke Machine 50/50. Two children from different schools deliver their funniest joke. Wallacestone goes up against Spring Ban. Also in HD. [S]
10:00 Airmageddon 3/13. Drone-based game show. Four teams of wannabe aviators from across the UK enter the Airena to duck, weave and hover their way through the challenges to the semi-finals. Also in HD. [S]
10:05 Patchwork Pals 2/20. Fish: Patchwork Fish has run out of water! Will the Patchwork Pals find a way to help him? Also in HD. [S]
10:10 Show Me Show Me 20/20. Magpies and Turquoise: Children's programme. Tom pretends to be a chattering black-and-white magpie, and Pui turns lots of things turquoise. Also in HD. [S]
10:30 This Morning A look at the day's news and headlines.
10:30 The Simpsons Fraudcast News When Mr Burns is reported dead, all the newspapers and news stations say what they really think of him. But the announcement is premature, and Burns takes his revenge.
10:20 Royal Pains TB or Not TB Drama series about a doctor working as a private physician to the rich and influential. Hank investigates a possible TB outbreak at an Italian restaurant. S1 Ep4
10:30 Jamie Johnson 1/3. Debut: Drama series. Eleven-year-old Jamie Johnson is a seriously gifted footballer, but after his dad leaves, Jamie has to move house and start a new school. Also in HD. [AD,S]
10:35 Spot Bots Zing Ball Children's sketch show. Get switched on and play games with the Spot Bots! Cubi and Lexi try to work out the purpose of a pair of mysterious objects. Also in HD. [S]
 
11:00 Fake Britain 3/10. Consumer series with Matt Allwright. Stories include the life-threatening electric shock from a counterfeit iPhone charger which led to the discovery of dangerous fakes on sale. Also in HD. [S]
11:00 BBC Newsroom Live Stay up to date on the day's top stories with the latest breaking news as it happens. Also in HD. [S]
11:00 The Simpsons Bart-Mangled Banner The family are arrested after Bart accidentally moons the American flag and Marge says on national television that all of Springfield hates America
11:00 Swiss Family Robinson Film (1960) Family drama. John Mills and Dorothy McGuire star as the heads of a family who are shipwrecked on a tropical island. They lead an idyllic life, until the pirates show up...
10:50 The Chase Quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh. Four contestants must pit their wits against the Chaser, a ruthless quiz genius determined to stop them winning the prize cash.
10:55 Jamie Johnson 2/3. Own Goal: Drama series. Jack is horrified when a distracted and frustrated Jamie messes up his chances of getting into the school football team. Also in HD. [AD,S]
10:50 Ruff-Ruff, Tweet and Dave A Travelling Adventure Animated preschool programme about three playful friends. Ruff-Ruff, Tweet and Dave help some animal friends move around in different types of vehicles. Also in HD. [S]
11:15 Celebrity Big Brother: The Launch Another chance to see the live launch, as Emma Willis reveals which celebrities will enter the famous doors of the CBB House. (Ep 1)
11:15 Dinner Date Phil from Staffordshire has five potential dinner dates but must choose three to dine with based on the menus they have submitted. S3 Ep20
11:05 The Lingo Show 4/15. Gymnastic Bug-tastic: Children's language programme. Gymnastic bug Lieb combines her love of sports and animals for an equestrian vaulting performance in the Big Bug Show. Also in HD. [S]
11:15 Tiny Tumble 5/10. Twinkle Twinkle: Animation. Tiny jumps into a picture of a night sky and discovers a lonely star. Can Tiny Tumble help to find the star's friends? Also in HD. [S]
11:30 Come Dine with Me In Dudley wannabe WAG Amanda takes on podium-dancing plumber Sophie, grow-your-own fan Ian, and super-critical Khakan in the culinary contest with 1000 at stake.
11:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
11:25 Jamie Johnson 3/3. Decider: Drama series. Jack and Boggie try to help Jamie deal with Hansard, while Jack persuades Jamie that an apology would help and Boggie uses his guile. Also in HD. [AD,S]
11:20 Magic Hands 20/32. Looking After Animals: Children's sign language poetry series. Ashley learns that animals need to be treated well in Kindness to Animals. Also in HD. [S,SL]
11:25 Get Squiggling 20/25. Crab: Series about Squiglet - a monster who populates his plain white world using a magic crayon. Squiglet draws a crab called Herman, who is starting to outgrow his shell. [S]
11:45 Neighbourhood Blues 15/20. Documentary series following Somerset's neighbourhood police. An officer has a close encounter when a drug addict threatens to stab her with an uncapped needle. Also in HD. [S]
11:40 Waybuloo A Surprise for Yojojo Animated series set in the magical land of Nara. Yojojo enjoys playing his drums, until one drum skin breaks. The other Piplings surprise him by fixing it. Also in HD. [S]
 
12:00 Nature's Miracle Orphans 2/3. Documentary. Ellie Harrison and Max Hug Williams follow the stories of orphaned baby animals. In Australia, Ellie meets Stacy, the baby wombat with a big personality. Also in HD. [S]
12:00 Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather.
11:50 Gunsmoke Major Glory Classic Western series based in the tough town of Dodge City. Two deserting soldiers stab their hated sergeant and frame Festus. S13 Ep8
11:55 How to Be Epic @ Everything 10/10. An amazing line-up of experts demonstrate how to do impressions, play lead guitar and survive coming face to face with a T-rex. Also in HD. [S]
12:00 My Pet and Me 1/20. Pony: Series showing children what it really means to have a pet. Rory visits Florence and her pony called Kitty. Florence shows Rory how to clean out the stable. Also in HD. [S]
12:15 Bargain Hunt Southwell Anita Manning presents from Southwell Racecourse in Nottinghamshire, where Mark Stacey and Raj Bisram are the experts helping out the teams. Also in HD. [AD,S]
12:05 Come Dine with Me Grow-your-own fan Ian hosts the second dinner party in Dudley.
12:15 Emmerdale Andy is under pressure. Gabby's actions escalate. Carly puts on a brave face.
12:10 The Next Step Can't Fight This Feeling Reality-style drama. Thalia gets jealous and wonders if things between Michelle and Eldon are really over. Chloe receives an exciting opportunity. Also in HD. [S]
12:15 I Can Cook on the Go 5/26. Summer Sundaes and Pony Trekking: Children's cookery programme. Katy and her friends make summer sundaes and go pony trekking together. Also in HD. [AD,S]
12:30 Loose Women The Loose Women round off the week looking at the burning issues of the day before chatting to TOWIE star Lydia Bright and her mum Debbie Douglas.
12:30 Lost & Found Music Studios 13/27. Callin' Callin' Part One: Reality-style drama series. The girls' band holds auditions to replace Maggie, which presents Clara with an opportunity to make a fresh start. Also in HD. [S]
12:30 Old Jack's Boat 20/26. A Stormy Voyage: Children's series. Ernie gives Jack a new light bulb for his ship's lamp, which reminds Jack of a stormy voyage he and Salty once had. Also in HD. [S]
12:35 Come Dine with Me Super-critical Khakan hosts in Dudley, and his psychic reading gets short shrift from Ian, while Amanda reveals some surprising skills in order to put Khakan in his place.
12:45 Emmerdale Lawrence is forced to make a choice. Victoria is vulnerable. Marlon worries for the future.
12:45 Melody 6/20. Friendly Shadows: Preschool mixed-media music show. Melody listens to Playful Pizzicato from Simple Symphony by Benjamin Britten. She imagines a fairy and her shadow. Also in HD. [AD,S]
 
13:00 BBC News at One The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. Also in HD. [S]
13:00 Golf: Women's British Open Live coverage of the second day's action at the Women's British Open, introduced by Hazel Irvine. Commentary by Peter Alliss, Ken Brown, Maureen Madill and Andrew Cotter. Also in HD. [S]
12:50 Pawn Stars Patton Pending The guys face tough decisions as they ponder whether jockey boots signed by Bill Shoemaker and George S Patton's autograph will fetch a profit. S4 Ep8
12:55 WHOOPS I MISSED LOST AND FOUND 8/44. If you're a fan of Lost and Found music studios, then tune in for Whoops I Missed Lost and Found. Watch an exclusive vlog from the cast members, and more. Also in HD. [S]
13:00 Time for School Documentary series about starting school. The class visits Connor at the island school and Mrs Fieldhouse takes everyone on a trip to explore the island. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:05 Come Dine with Me It's crunch time in Dudley as the competition comes to an end. Podium-dancing plumber Sophie hosts, bringing the week to a climax with a spot of good old fashioned burlesque entertainment.
13:10 5 News At Lunchtime National and international news.
13:15 Home and Away Alf forces Roo to admit she needs help. VJ tells Billie he wants to build a family with her. Olivia gets a bizarre phone call from Irene. Hunter finds out about Andy's confession.
13:15 You've Been Framed! Harry Hill hosts the comedy clip show featuring hilarious home videos sent in by viewers. In this edition, a man tries to jump a bonfire on his bike and a nun visits a nudist camp.
13:10 Lost & Found Music Studios 14/27. Callin' Callin' Part Two: Reality-style drama series. The girls have trouble adjusting to their new band member, and Maggie sees a chance to reclaim her spot. Also in HD. [S]
13:10 Bing Hula Hoop Children's animation. Bing tries Coco's hula hoop and finds out that it is harder than it looks, but they all find lots of other hoopy games on the way. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:15 Bing Wellies Children's animation. Bing discovers a hole in his favourite yellow wellies, but he does not want to throw them away. With Flop's help, Bing finds a way to recycle them. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:30 BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London. [S]
13:30 ITV Lunchtime News Nina Hossain presents the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast.
13:30 Fast Girls Film (2012) Comedy-drama. Lenora Crichlow and Lily James star as rival athletes, from very different backgrounds, who fiercely compete to be part of the GB sprint relay squad. With Noel Clarke.
13:20 Pawn Stars Pablo Pawncasso The guys come across famous Picasso etching 'Poor Roby', a rare REO Flying Cloud hot rod and a man trying to flog two gold-plated pairs of miniature trousers. S4 Ep2
13:25 Wussywat the Clumsy Cat 11/52. Cake: Preschool animated series. When Wussywat accidentally ruins both of Ortus's birthday cakes, he must find a replacement - something fruity, healthy and delicious perhaps? Also in HD. [S]
13:30 Teletubbies 34/60. Conga: Preschool series. The Teletubbies do conga dances over the hills, then they conga into Home Dome to answer the Tubby Phone and do a special conga Tubby Phone Dance. Also in HD. [S]
13:45 Red Rock 15/40. Soap opera. Bridget becomes involved in drug smuggling and puts Vinny in a dangerous situation. Angela's son, Conor, has a serious accident, but will he learn? Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:35 Glorious Goodwood Channel 4 Racing Nick Luck and the team present day four of Glorious Goodwood, including the King George Stakes, one of the fastest five-furlong sprints of the season.
13:45 Neighbours Aaron is convinced that Clive West is behind the attacks on Sonya. Paige attempts to take out her frustration on Jack inside the boxing ring.
13:45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show US talk show hosted by popular comedian Ellen DeGeneres. Today's guests include athlete Ronda Rousey and Jenna Dewan Tatum, star of the hit US TV show Supergirl.
13:35 Epic Quick Blast 3/20. A quick blast of epicness where experts demonstrate how to play rock guitar, spin a basketball on your fingers and tap dance. Also in HD. [S]
13:40 The Dumping Ground: I'm Bailey 5/10. Dumping Ground characters gather to watch videos made by Ashdene Ridge residents about their lives there. This time it's Bailey's turn. Also in HD. [S]
13:45 Something Special - Out and About 21/25. Cars: Educational series using Makaton sign language. Justin and his friends visit a car museum, while Mr Tumble decides his car needs a makeover. Also in HD. [S]
 
13:55 ITV News London The latest news and weather from London and the South East.
14:00 Judge Rinder Studio courtroom show in which criminal barrister Robert Rinder rules on real life cases. S4 Ep31
13:50 The Saint The People Importers The Saint investigates a racket in which illegal immigrants are being smuggled into Britain. S6 Ep13
13:55 The Dumping Ground Dish Up 5/6. Lily's Fish Fingers: Residents of the Dumping Ground reunite to cook fun and tasty recipes. In this episode, Johnny cooks Lily's fish fingers. Also in HD. [S]
14:00 Airmageddon 3/13. Drone-based game show. Four teams of wannabe aviators from across the UK enter the Airena to duck, weave and hover their way through the challenges to the semi-finals. Also in HD. [S,SL]
14:15 NCIS The Namesake American crime drama. A petty officer gunned down in a billionaire's Ferrari leads the NCIS team to uncover an unexpected link to Gibbs. (S10 Ep 5)
14:05 Patchwork Pals 2/20. Fish: Patchwork Fish has run out of water! Will the Patchwork Pals find a way to help him? Also in HD. [S]
14:10 Show Me Show Me 20/20. Magpies and Turquoise: Children's programme. Tom pretends to be a chattering black-and-white magpie, and Pui turns lots of things turquoise. Also in HD. [S]
14:25 Escape to the Country South Devon Property series. Ginny Buckley helps a couple with a healthy 800,000 budget find a perfect country house in Devon with enough accommodation for visiting family. Also in HD. [AD,S]
14:30 The Dengineers 5/11. Dance Den: Mark and Lauren get the help of experts to design dream dens for children. Jazz and Katelyn love dancing and want to put a dance studio in Jazz's mum's cellar. Also in HD. [S,SL]
14:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience. S13 Ep72
14:35 Spot Bots Zing Ball Children's sketch show. Get switched on and play games with the Spot Bots! Cubi and Lexi try to work out the purpose of a pair of mysterious objects. Also in HD. [S]
 
15:00 New: Dickinson's Real Deal Shrewsbury plays host to the team today. There is double trouble for Henry Nicholls, while it is all about the boys' toys for Jo Brayshaw and Fay Rutter has a bling bonanza. S12 Ep90
14:50 Minder Return of the Invincible Man Arthur hires failed safecracker Scotch Harry for a job and finds himself with a bandaged fugitive on his hands. S6 Ep3
15:00 Shaun the Sheep 5/19. The Crow: Animated series set on a remote rural farm. The flock prepare themselves for a good night's sleep, but a noisy intruder scuppers their plans. Also in HD. [S]
14:50 Ruff-Ruff, Tweet and Dave A Travelling Adventure Animated preschool programme about three playful friends. Ruff-Ruff, Tweet and Dave help some animal friends move around in different types of vehicles. Also in HD. [S]
15:10 Rosamunde Pilcher: The Unknown... Film ...Heart - Part 2. Two-part romantic drama starring Jane Seymour and Greg Wise. The recipient of a heart is given the strength to carry on with life when she meets the widower of the donor. (2014)
15:15 Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Film (1989) Comedy. A scientist (Rick Moranis) accidentally miniaturises his kids and their friends who, stranded in the back garden, face a perilous journey back to safety and normality.
15:05 Sidekick Little Orphan Eric Animated series following four friends as they train at the Academy for Aspiring Sidekicks. Eric returns to the orphanage. Also in HD. [AD,S] Followed by Morph.
15:05 The Lingo Show 4/15. Gymnastic Bug-tastic: Children's language programme. Gymnastic bug Lieb combines her love of sports and animals for an equestrian vaulting performance in the Big Bug Show. Also in HD. [S]
15:15 Tiny Tumble 5/10. Twinkle Twinkle: Animation. Tiny jumps into a picture of a night sky and discovers a lonely star. Can Tiny Tumble help to find the star's friends? Also in HD. [S]
15:25 Garden Rescue 15/20. Stevenage: A manhole-strewn garden in Stevenage is made safe and usable for newborn twins. Also in HD. [AD,S]
15:20 Endangered Species 15/52. Gone Buddy Gone: The adventures of three animal friends. Pickle and Gull launch an investigation into the disappearance of Merl's nutty buddy. Also in HD. [S]
15:20 Magic Hands 20/32. Looking After Animals: Children's sign language poetry series. Ashley learns that animals need to be treated well in Kindness to Animals. Also in HD. [S,SL] Then Tee and Mo Song Time.
15:30 Mister Maker Comes to Town Mister Maker takes to the road in his magical Makermobile in search of Mini Makers. Mister Maker shows how to make a peeping picture. [S]
15:40 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience. S13 Ep25
15:35 Bottersnikes & Gumbles 4/52. The Spangler: Animated series. When the ball from their game of pock-pock ends up in the hands of the Bottersnikes, Tink, Bounce and Willi try to retrieve it. Also in HD. [AD,S]
15:45 Just Kidding Comedy show that puts kids in the driver's seat and lets them loose to concoct the most preposterous pranks. And who better to fool than unsuspecting adults? Also in HD. [S]
 
16:00 Tipping Point Ben Shephard hosts the quiz show in which four players take on an extraordinary machine in the hope of winning its 10,000 pound jackpot. S6 Ep40
16:00 The Question Jury New juror Natalie adds extra spice to the discussions that doesn't go down well with all other jurors. As they face their last chance to win any money the group becomes more divided. (Ep15)
15:55 Quincy, ME Promises to Keep As Quincy considers marrying again, his thoughts drift back to his first wife. Can he commit himself to another woman, or will work always come first? S4 Ep19
15:50 Grandpa in My Pocket Bubbles and Squeak Comedy drama featuring a grandpa with a magical shrinking cap. Bubbles the babysitter has a new kitten, which she brings round to show to the Mason family. Also in HD. [AD,S]
16:10 Flog It! Suffolk Antiques series. Paul Martin presents from Ickworth House, a mansion near Bury St Edmunds in Suffolk, where he is joined by experts Adam Partridge and Philip Serrell. Also in HD. [S]
16:10 New: Twin It to Win It 5/5. Basketball: Twins Amelia and Imogen prepare for the Dwarf Games. To get their basketball skills up to scratch they get some top tips from the London Lions. [S]
16:05 Boj Doctor Denzil Animation. Denzil and Boj are playing at being doctors. When Dr Woof sprains his paw, they get a chance to practise on a 'real patient'. Also in HD. [S]
16:15 What's the Big Idea? 31/52. Clever: Preschool animation. Hugo knows lots of people who are clever, like his parents, his teacher and his friend the scientist. [S]
16:20 Newsround Topical news magazine for children. Also in HD. [S]
16:30 4 O'Clock Club Ferret Comedy series. Nero is back at Elmsmere, but only for two days. Can he rescue his old life by winning the talent contest? Also in HD. [S]
16:20 Kazoops 15/78. Piggy Portrait: Animated series. Monty and Gran do some painting, and Monty wonders whether all paintings have to look like the things being painted. Also in HD. [S]
16:30 Nina and the Neurons: Get Building 20/20. Amphitheatres: Fun science for preschoolers. Experimenters Arnav and Ayomide visit Nina in her workshop to investigate what an amphitheatre is and discover how sound travels. Also in HD. [S]
16:45 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience. S13 Ep42
16:45 Peter Rabbit The Tale of the Saving of the Shrew Animated series. When Mr Tod tramples on the Shrew's precious dandelions, the angry Shrew vows revenge. Also in HD. [AD,S]
 
17:00 The Chase Quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh. Four contestants must pit their wits against the Chaser, a ruthless quiz genius determined to stop them winning the cash prize.
17:00 Couples Come Dine with Me In and around Newcastle, Jamie and Georgi think Laura and Kevin's steak and chips is too basic, but is that just their posh palette? And someone's dessert almost goes up in flames!
17:00 5 News At 5 National and international news.
17:00 Millions Film (2004) Danny Boyle's comedy. A boy (Alex Etel) finds a sack stuffed with 265,000 of stolen money, just days before Britain converts to the euro. Can he spend it all before the deadline?
17:00 Ironside A Matter of Love and Death Police drama series. Ironside sets a trap to catch a criminal abortionist. S2 Ep25
17:00 New: Matilda and the Ramsay Bunch The Massive Jump Matilda Ramsay and her family make food and have fun. Matilda and the Ramsay Bunch go coasteering on the rocky Cornish coastline. Also in HD. [S]
17:00 Justin's House 12/25. Zooper Dooper: Justin Fletcher entertains with singing, dancing and comedy. When the heating at the Justin Town Zoo breaks down, all the animals need somewhere to stay. Also in HD. [S]
17:10 Pointless Celebrities Theatrical Alexander Armstrong presents a theatrical celebrity edition, with contestants including David Bradley, Warwick Davis, Jenny Seagrove, Clive Mantle and Connie Fisher. Also in HD. [S]
17:15 Antiques Roadshow 6/25. Farnborough: Fiona Bruce presents from inside the Farnborough wind tunnels. Also in HD. [S]
17:15 Secret Life of Boys 1/5. Just One of the Boys: Comedy drama series. Ginger Boxwell flies from Australia to the UK to spend the summer with four cousins she's never met before. Also in HD. [AD,S]
17:30 Neighbours Aaron is convinced that Clive West is behind the attacks on Sonya. Paige attempts to take out her frustration on Jack inside the boxing ring.
17:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
17:25 Go Jetters The Dead Sea, Middle East Animated adventure comedy series. The Go Jetters are relaxing by the Dead Sea when Grandmaster Glitch causes a custard catastrophe - to the Vroomster! Also in HD. [S]
17:40 New: Zig & Zag's Zogcasts 4/25. Summer Holidays: Zig and Zag report to their home planet Zog about the concept of summer holidays. It's that time of year where there is no school and some human families go away. [S]
17:45 New: Scream Street Bad Blood Animated series. Grandfather Negative is in town and has very strong views on Resus not being a 'real vampire'. Also in HD. [S]
17:35 Gigglebiz 15/16. Sketch show. Major Boogie dances on the toy shelf with his friend the Spaceman, while Professor Muddles has an encounter with another scientist who looks familiar. Also in HD. [S]
 
18:00 BBC News at Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. Also in HD. [S]
18:00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on what is probably the greatest quiz team in Britain, made up of some of the country's top quizzers. Also in HD. [S]
18:00 ITV News London A round-up of all the latest news in London and the South East, plus features, sport and local weather.
18:00 The Simpsons The Joy of Sect The family joins a cult that brainwashes its disciples into believing they will be taken to the planet Blisstonia, but Marge manages to escape and stage a rescue.
18:00 Home and Away Alf forces Roo to admit she needs help. VJ tells Billie he wants to build a family with her. Olivia gets a bizarre phone call from Irene. Hunter finds out about Andy's confession.
17:50 Take Me Out Paddy McGuinness returns to host the dating show. The lucky lads hoping to impress this time are Freddie from London, Nik from Manchester, Joe from Preston and Gaz from Mansfield. S8 Ep1
18:00 The Saint Where the Money Is Adventure series. The Saint searches for a film tycoon's daughter, who appears to have been kidnapped. S6 Ep14
18:00 New: Bottersnikes & Gumbles 5/52. Undercover Gumble: Tink finds a Bottersnike disguise in the junkyard and puts it on to scare his friends. Also in HD. [AD,S]
17:50 New: Nelly & Nora 31/52. Windmill Girl: Cartoon following the adventures of two Irish sisters on holiday in a caravan park. Nora has great fun speeding up and slowing down with the wind. Also in HD. [S]
18:00 Charlie and Lola CBeebies Bedtime Hour. I Can Train Your Dog: Charlie and Lola promise to train a dog called Sizzle, but they can't make it do anything - until they discover that it loves sausages. [AD,S]
18:10 The Deep Captured Animated series. Captain Hammerhead captures the Nektons aboard his sub. But his vessel is shonky, rusty and going to sink at any moment. Also in HD. [S]
18:10 Waybuloo CBeebies Bedtime Hour. Dancing Feet: Lau Lau loves dancing so much that she tries to paint it. Also in HD. [S]
18:30 BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London. [S]
18:30 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on what is probably the greatest quiz team in Britain, made up of some of the country's top quizzers. Also in HD. [S]
18:30 ITV Evening News James Mates and Charlene White present the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast.
18:30 Hollyoaks Darren allows Maxine and Minnie to stay, much to Nancy's annoyance. Mac is becoming more conscious of the age gap between him and Neeta. The Osbornes begin a hate campaign against Warren.
18:30 5 News Tonight National and international news.
18:20 In the Night Garden CBeebies Bedtime Hour. Ninky Nonk or Pinky Ponk: The Tombliboos decide to ride in the Pinky Ponk instead of the Ninky Nonk. Also in HD. [S]
18:35 Scream Street Resus Rocks Animated series. Resus's favourite band is in town, and when the lead guitarist has an 'accident', guitar-mad Resus steps in as a replacement. Also in HD. [S]
18:45 Danger Mouse Big Head Awakens Animated series. DM must save his reputation and the world when Squawkencluck's artificially intelligent defence super-computer goes insane. Also in HD. [AD,S]
 
19:00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Alex Jones. Also in HD. [S]
19:00 The Hairy Builder 15/15. Friars Mill: Following the restoration of historic properties. Dave Myers is in Leicester, helping to restore the fantastic 18th-century Friars Mill. Also in HD. [AD,S]
19:00 Emmerdale Ashley and Laurel learn a devastating truth. Chrissie's lies escalate. Victoria receives help from an unexpected source.
19:00 Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather.
19:00 Funniest Fails, Falls & Flops Comedy clip show. Highlights include the original cast of Friends, a ferry crashing into a jetty and the misfortunes of a best man at a wedding. (S1 Ep 8)
18:58 This Is BBC Four This is BBC Four. Programmes start at 7.00pm.
19:00 World News Today The latest national and international news, exploring the day's events from a global perspective. Also in HD. [S] Followed by weather.
18:50 Adam Lambert: The Hot Desk Exclusive interviews with the hottest names in music and entertainment. Behind the desk today is US singer, songwriter and stage actor Adam Lambert.
19:00 You've Been Framed! Harry Hill delves into the archive to present the nation's funniest home videos. Footage includes naughty children, performance problems, crazy cats and DIY disasters.
18:55 Ferris Bueller's Day Off Film (1986) Classic comedy. Ferris (Matthew Broderick) decides on a day of freedom from high school, along with his girlfriend (Mia Sara), his buddy (Alan Ruck) and a 'borrowed' red Ferrari.
19:00 Pawn Stars Take a Seat It's a big day for the Pawn Stars as clients wave a chair from the Senate floor, a photo of NASA's Gemini launch and Ryan Newman's driving suit under their noses. S4 Ep6
19:00 Horrible Histories 1/13. Historical sketch show. A pirate captain worries about an early bedtime, a soldier from World War I struggles to cook with fake food and the four King Georges form a boyband. [AD,S]
18:50 CBeebies Bedtime Stories CBeebies Bedtime Hour. Nihal Arthanayake - Dogs Don't Do Ballet: Nihal Arthanayake reads Dogs Don't Do Ballet, by Anna Kemp. Also in HD. [S]
18:58 ..programmes start at 6.00am ..programmes start at 6.00am
19:30 A Question of Sport With Kelly Sotherton, Kell Brook, James Taylor and Mike Tindall. Also in HD. [S] Then BBC News.
19:30 Rugby League: Challenge Cup -... ...Wigan v Hull FC. Mark Chapman introduces live coverage of what promises to be a titanic semi-final tussle between Wigan Warriors and Hull FC. Commentary comes from Dave Woods. Also in HD. [S]
19:30 Coronation Street The Platts worry for David's sanity. Eileen hears trouble on the grapevine. Michelle is excited by her big decision.
19:30 20 Moments That Rocked the 90s Clip show. Helen Baxendale recalls the headline-grabbing events of the 1990s, many of which had an impact not just in the UK but across the globe.
19:30 New: BBC Proms 2016: Haitink... ...Conducts Mahler. Bernard Haitink conducts Mahler's 3rd symphony, a powerful musical vision of nature. Also in HD. [S]
19:30 Pawn Stars Going Postal The guys encounter a rare recalled poster for Return of the Jedi, a recording of a speech given by Martin Luther King and a 1962 US postage printing plate. S3 Ep41
19:30 Marrying Mum and Dad 2 1/10. Haunted House: Charlie and Holly plan one of the cheekiest big days ever with their haunted house wedding, where their dad has to find the wedding rings in the spider cellar. Also in HD. [S]
20:00 EastEnders Andy's plans are thwarted, but is there another way? Whitney receives some worrying news, leading Babe to take advantage. The tension grows between Kush and Denise. Also in HD. [AD,S]
20:00 Gino's Italian Escape - Islands... ...in the Sun. Sicily: Street Food and World Wine: Gino visits Palermo in Sicily, where he meets a man who stood up to the mafia and then cooks chicken in marsala sauce in a vineyard. S3 Ep4
20:00 Amazing Spaces Shed of the Year George Clarke returns to present the 2016 Shed of the Year competition. The first two categories are Unique and Historic, including a Saxon longhouse and rotating shed. (S3 Ep1)
20:00 Two and a Half Men Untainted by Filth Popular US sitcom. Charlie and Alan discuss dates for a wedding with Chelsea before heading for a bar. Later, the pair of them wake up in bed with a stranger. S7 Ep7
20:00 A View to a Kill Film Spy adventure starring Roger Moore and Christopher Walken, 1985. Bond is assigned to foil a wealthy industrialist's plot to destroy California's Silicon Valley.
20:00 Epic Quick Blast 8/20. A quick blast of epicness where experts demonstrate how to make a dancing goo monster, get rid of a spider and bhangra dance. Also in HD. [S]
20:05 The Next Step The New Girl in Town Reality-style drama series. As part of the International Dancer Exchange programme, a dancer from England comes to stay, and cause trouble, with the Next Step. Also in HD. [S]
20:30 Celebrity MasterChef 12/12. Celebrities compete in a contest of culinary skill. After six weeks of challenges, one of the remaining three contestants is crowned champion. Also in HD. [AD,S]
20:30 Coronation Street Eileen lays down the law. David vows to get revenge. Michelle has plans for Steve.
20:30 Two and a Half Men Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.: Popular US sitcom. Chelsea's gorgeous college friend stays at the house and everyone is very keen to make her stay as comfortable as possible. S7 Ep8
20:30 The Dumping Ground 10/13. GI Johnny: Drama series. When Johnny tackles a mugger, he discovers hidden talents that point to a possible new future for him. Also in HD. [AD,S]
21:00 Doc Martin Education, Education, Education Drama series. Louisa and Martin have their first therapy session together, but neither of them expected to be given homework. S7 Ep4
21:00 Celebrity First Dates Jess from Made in Chelsea, weather presenter Sian Lloyd, Daniel Brocklebank (vicar Billy from Corrie) and Musharaf from Educating Yorkshire go on dates with members of the public. (Ep4)
21:00 New: Celebrity Big Brother All the action from the CBB House which has been given a glamorous makeover. But the celebrity Housemates should remember that all that glitters is not gold... (Ep 2)
21:00 Fast & Furious Film Action starring Vin Diesel and Paul Walker, 2009. Dominic Toretto and his former friend and FBI agent Brian O'Conner must reunite against a shared enemy.
21:00 The Transporter Film (2002) Thriller starring Jason Statham as a man who will, for a price, deliver any package anywhere, no questions asked. Then one day, one of his packages starts moving... Violent scenes.
21:00 This is CBBC! Join the CBBC crew for all your favourite programmes, plus loads more! Tune into CBBC every day from 7.00am to 9.00pm.
21:15 Sounds of the Eighties 3/8. Musical memories from the BBC archives, featuring performances from Kool and the Gang, the Pointer Sisters, Grace Jones, Cameo and Sade. [S]
21:10 FYI Daily A round-up of the latest entertainment news.
21:15 A View to a Kill Film Spy adventure starring Roger Moore and Christopher Walken, 1985. Bond is assigned to foil a wealthy industrialist's plot to destroy California's Silicon Valley.
21:45 Sounds of the Eighties 4/8. Depeche Mode, the Human League, Yazoo, Soft Cell, New Order, Bronski Beat, Pet Shop Boys and Erasure are among the featured artists in another slice of 80s nostalgia. [S]
 
22:00 BBC News at Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. Also in HD. [S]
22:00 Clare Balding Meets... Louis Smith Clare travels to Huntingdon Gymnastics Club to meet Olympic gymnast Louis Smith to discover if he can turn his London 2012 silver medal into gold at Rio. Also in HD. [S]
22:00 ITV News at Ten Tom Bradby presents the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast.
22:00 Friday Night Dinner The Carpet Cleaner It's Dad's annual hinge oiling evening but when he spills oil on Mum's beloved carpet, it's a race against time to clean it up before she finds out. (S4 Ep2/6)
22:00 New: It's Not Me, It's You Entertainment panel show hosted by Eamonn Holmes with panellists Vicky Pattison and Kelly Brook as two teams go head-to-head over a series of fun and cheeky games and challenges. (Ep 5)
22:00 FYI Daily A round-up of the latest entertainment news.
22:15 New: BBC Proms 2016: David Bowie A celebration and reinterpretation of the music of the late David Bowie with the Berlin-based musicians' collective Stargaze and guest singers and collaborators. Also in HD. [S]
22:05 Fast & Furious Film Action starring Vin Diesel and Paul Walker, 2009. Dominic Toretto and his former friend and FBI agent Brian O'Conner must reunite against a shared enemy.
22:25 BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London. [S] Followed by national weather.
22:30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Kirsty Wark. Also in HD. [S]
22:30 ITV News London The latest news and weather from London and the South East.
22:30 New: Celeb Big Brother's Bit On... ...The Side. Rylan Clark-Neal is joined by a variety of celebrity panellists and an audience of CBB fans to debate hot topics, reveal exclusives and go behind the scenes of the main show. (Ep 2)
22:35 New Tricks 3/10. Queen and Country: DS Pullman breaks the rules to explore a possible cover-up at the Foreign Office when the team reinvestigate the apparent suicide of a diplomat. Also in HD. [AD,S]
22:40 The Nutty Professor Film Special-effects slapstick starring Eddie Murphy and Jada Pinkett, 1996. A shy, overweight professor invents a slimming potion in order to make himself more attractive to women.
22:35 Rude Tube: Super Pranks Alex Zane delivers a Top 50 countdown of Super Pranks from the worldwide web, featuring Zac Efron, who gets pranked in his own limo, and quite possibly the greatest drive-thru prank ever.
22:45 Oldboy Film (2013) Spike Lee's violent thriller starring Josh Brolin. A man seeks gory revenge after being held in solitary confinement for 20 years for a crime he did not commit. Strong language/sex.
22:45 Awake Film Crime thriller starring Hayden Christensen and Jessica Alba, 2007. A millionaire wakes up on the operating table to find that the surgeons are actually planning his murder.
 
23:00 Artsnight: Lynn Barber Meets... ...John Lydon. Magazine arts show. Lynn Barber meets up with the self-ordained king of punk John Lydon, who discusses his life, legacy and songs. Also in HD. [S] Followed by weather.
23:10 Family Guy Welcome Back, Carter Animated comedy about US family life. When Peter spills the beans about Lois's dad's affair, his wife demands a divorce and Carter returns to bachelorhood. S9 Ep3
23:35 The Sentinel Film Thriller about a secret service agent who must clear his name after being framed for an unsuccessful assassination attempt on the president of the United States. Also in HD. [2006] [S]
23:35 Keith Richards - The Origin of... ...the Species. Documentary about Keith Richards's postwar childhood in Dartford and London, exploring the cultural undercurrents of the period. Contains some strong language. Also in HD. [AD,S]
23:35 Man Down Big News Dan struggles to get his 'news' taken seriously, Brian meets the woman of his dreams, Nesta has a big problem to deal with, and 'Daddy' takes thing up a gear with Dan. (S3 Ep3/6)
23:35 New: Celeb Big Brother: Live... ...From the House. All the drama and excitement of Celebrity Big Brother as it happens, with exclusive live streaming from the house.
23:40 Family Guy Halloween on Spooner Street Animated comedy. Peter and Joe team up to execute a series of Halloween pranks on unsuspecting family members, friends and neighbours. S9 Ep4
 
00:00 David Bowie: Five Years An intimate portrait of five key years in David Bowie's career, featuring interviews with his closest collaborators and previously unseen material. Contains some strong language. Also in HD. [S]
23:50 FYI Daily A round-up of the latest entertainment news.
23:55 Awake Film Crime thriller starring Hayden Christensen and Jessica Alba, 2007. A millionaire wakes up on the operating table to find that the surgeons are actually planning his murder.
00:00 This is CBBC! Join the CBBC crew for all your favourite programmes, plus loads more! Tune into CBBC every day from 7.00am to 9.00pm.
00:05 Dare to Believe: Hannah Cockroft Portrait of the wheelchair athlete whose dad welded her first racing chair after she decided to follow her sporting dreams in spite of doctors saying she'd never live an independent life.
00:10 District 9 Film (2009) Sci-fi action-thriller. Extraterrestrials are stranded and maltreated in South Africa. And when they are moved to a detention camp, things turn violent. Very strong language.
00:05 SuperCasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel. For more information and to register visit SuperCasino.com.
00:10 American Dad! Kung Pao Turkey Animated series. Stan's plan to watch the football on Thanksgiving is ruined when Francine invites her parents. Her mother sets Hayley up with a Chinese bachelor. S9 Ep5
00:25 Jackpot247 Join the presenters live and play roulette on your telly. Find out how or join in now at Jackpot247.com.
00:30 The Big Lebowski Film Cult comedy starring Jeff Bridges and John Goodman, 1998. A Los Angeles hippie is mistaken for a wealthy industrialist and becomes involved in a bizarre extortion plot.
00:35 Tomboy Film French drama. Posing as a boy with the kids in her new community, ten-year-old Laure enjoys playing about as a lad, but the truth cannot remain hidden. Contains some nudity. Also in HD. [2011] [S]
00:35 American Dad! Lost in Space Animated series. Jeff must prove his love for Hayley to Emperor Zing in order to find his way home from the spaceship that abducted him. S8 Ep18
 
00:50 12 Rounds Film (2009) Action-adventure. John Cena stars as a New Orleans cop who's forced to complete a series of death-defying tasks in order to save his girlfriend's life. Strong language and violence.
00:58 ..programmes start at 6.00am No programme information available
01:10 Two and a Half Men Untainted by Filth Popular US sitcom. Charlie and Alan discuss dates for a wedding with Chelsea before heading for a bar. Later, the pair of them wake up in bed with a stranger. S7 Ep7
01:20 Weather for the Week Ahead Detailed weather forecast. Also in HD. [S]
01:25 BBC News BBC One joins the BBC's rolling news channel for a night of news, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes. Also in HD. [S]
06:00 Breakfast The latest news, sport, business and weather from the BBC's Breakfast team. [S]
01:30 The Genius of David Bowie A selection of some of David Bowie's best performances from the BBC archives, which also features artists who Bowie helped along the way, such as Mott the Hoople, Lulu, Iggy Pop and Lou Reed. [S]
01:35 The Cleveland Show Once Upon a Tyne in New York Animated spin-off from Family Guy. Cleveland and Donna plan an overdue honeymoon in New York but Cleveland allows the Stoolbend gang to tag along too. S1 Ep15
01:35 FYI Daily A round-up of the latest entertainment news.
01:40 The Big Lebowski Film Cult comedy starring Jeff Bridges and John Goodman, 1998. A Los Angeles hippie is mistaken for a wealthy industrialist and becomes involved in a bizarre extortion plot.
 
01:50 Forces of Nature with Brian Cox 2/4. Somewhere in Spacetime: Professor Brian Cox reveals how Earth's beauty is created by just a handful of forces. He follows the planet's epic journey though space. [AD,S,SL]
02:00 Peep Show Mark's determination to get the woman of his dreams isn't hindered by the fact that she has a husband. (S9 Ep4/6) [SL]
02:05 The Cleveland Show The Brown Knight Animated spin-off from Family Guy. Cleveland is wounded when he and Donna are mugged at a cash machine. Roberta thinks she is dying of a mystery illness. S1 Ep16
02:30 I'm Spazticus Second series of the hidden camera show with a cast of disabled talent. This time, celebrities endorse a bizarre charity, a blind man walks a guide pig, plus some old favourites return. [SL]
02:30 Sounds of the Eighties 3/8. Musical memories from the BBC archives, featuring performances from Kool and the Gang, the Pointer Sisters, Grace Jones, Cameo and Sade. [S]
02:30 Teleshopping Shopping from home.
06:00 Emmerdale Omnibus Aaron faces a choice. Lachlan takes drastic action. Andy tries to make amends. Lawrence is forced to make a choice. Ashley and Laurel discover a devastating truth. [SL]
02:45 ITV4 Nightscreen Text-based information service.
 
02:50 Trust Me, I'm a Doctor - Summer... ...Special 2016. The doctors return to do more science research on the nation's behalf. They discover whether is it possible to bust belly fat and how protective sun cream actually is. [AD,S,SL]
03:00 Murder, She Wrote The Corpse Flew First Class Murder mystery series. A flight to London proves to be anything but first class as a murder and a priceless missing necklace disrupt the trip. [SL] S3 Ep12
02:55 Dare to Believe: Jordanne Whiley The Paralympic tennis player broke her legs 26 times as a child and was bullied due to brittle bone disease. Now she has Grand Slam titles, a bronze in 2012 and is going for gold in Rio.
03:00 Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer visit the prime commuter territory of Hertfordshire, helping newly-engaged Liz and Neil in Tring and David and Claire in St Albans. [SL]
03:00 Sounds of the Eighties 4/8. Depeche Mode, the Human League, Yazoo, Soft Cell, New Order, Bronski Beat, Pet Shop Boys and Erasure are among the featured artists in another slice of 80s nostalgia. [S]
03:00 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
03:00 Teleshopping Shopping from home.
06:00 Ax Men Slippery Slope Series following the work of lumberjacks as they risk their lives to cut timber. Swamp Man chases hidden gold and pulls in a giant log from an old ferry landing. S6 Ep15
03:00 This is CBBC! Join the CBBC crew for all your favourite programmes, plus loads more! Tune into CBBC every day from 7.00am to 9.00pm.
06:00 This is CBBC! Join the CBBC crew for all your favourite programmes, plus loads more! Tune into CBBC every day from 7.00am to 9.00pm.
03:10 Celebrity Big Brother All the action from the CBB House which has been given a glamorous makeover. But the celebrity Housemates should remember that all that glitters is not gold... (Ep 2)
03:30 This Is BBC Four BBC Four is the BBC channel for people who want more. More depth, more range, more to stimulate the mind. More daily from 7.00pm.
03:50 This Is BBC Two Highlights of programmes on BBC Two. Also in HD. [S]
03:50 ITV Nightscreen Text-based information service.
06:00 Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge Silver Dragons vs Green Jaguars The widely acclaimed Fort Boyard adventure game show with an original format - this time around all the contestants are teenagers. [SL] S1 Ep3
03:55 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces George Clarke celebrates small design spaces. George meets a couple who plan to transform a 1960s ambulance into a campervan; and another who want to turn their basement into an aquarium.
04:00 Lip Sync Battle US: Star Trek... ...Special. Entertainment show. Set phasers for fun as Lt Uhura and Spock aka Zoe Saldana and Zachary Quinto boldly go head-to-head lip-synching to songs of their choice.
04:45 Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment.
 
04:50 Draw It! Mel Giedroyc hosts as two teams, made up of one contestant and one celebrity, put their drawing skills to the test. This time it's Brian Conley and Myleene Klass.
04:50 Chinese Food in Minutes Chinese cookery show with chef Ching-He Huang. (Ep 3)
05:10 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under In Sydney, Phil Spencer helps Courtney Phipps and Craig Wright search for a two-bed apartment in the highly sought after Central City area.
05:10 Angels Of Jarm Animation in which angels help the kids of Jarm to overcome problems. Angel Rafe arrives to teach Wendy that some things happen for a reason. (S1 Ep 8)
05:20 Roary The Racing Car Animated adventures of the cheerful racing car, featuring the voice of Peter Kay. Flash takes drastic action when he gets fed up with the constant roar of engines. [SL] (S1 Ep 9)
05:30 Peppa Pig My Birthday Party Animation about a lovable young pig. It's Peppa Pig's birthday today. Peppa wakes up very early so she doesn't waste any of her special day. (S1 Ep 50)
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05:30 This is CBeebies! Welcome to the CBeebies channel. Programmes start at 6.00am.
06:00 Waybuloo Froggy Rock Series set in the magical land of Nara. Nok Tok finds a rock that is great for jumping off. He wants to share it with the other Piplings, but it is too heavy to move. Also in HD. [S]
05:35 Toby's Travelling Circus Animation. Momo creates havoc when he gets tangled up in the string of a yo-yo. However, the mayhem gives Toby an idea to create a new act. (S1 Ep 46)
05:45 Angelina Ballerina Angelina's Lunch Table She has never been so much in demand. In dance class, all her friends want to be her partner. At lunch, everyone wants to sit next to her. (S4 Ep 14)
06:00 Bob the Builder CGI animation. Bob and the team are building an automatic car wash, but Roley's need for perfection could stop them from getting it working in time. (Ep 30)
 
05:55 Glorious Gardens from Above 11/15. Cumbria: Horticulturist Christine Walkden explores gardens and countryside from a hot air balloon. Christine heads for the lakes and fells of Cumbria. Also in HD. [S]