This week's UK TV & radio

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05:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
05:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
05:30 This is CBBC! Welcome to the CBBC channel. Programmes start at 7.00am.
05:35 Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Michael Whitehall is in Dictionary Corner.
 
06:00 Breakfast The latest news, sport, business and weather from the BBC's Breakfast team. Also in HD. [S] Including regional news at 25 and 55 minutes past each hour.
06:00 Homes Under the Hammer Martin Roberts and Lucy Alexander visit a building in Liverpool, a property in Gillingham, Kent, and a house in Derby. They learn how much each sold for at auction. [S]
06:00 Good Morning Britain Breakfast show with the latest news, sport and weather, presented by Susanna Reid, Ben Shephard, Charlotte Hawkins and Sean Fletcher.
06:00 The WotWots Ready to Rumble Alien animation. The WotWots discover dingoes in the zoo. When SpottyWot learns that dingoes make cosy dens to sleep in, he decides to build a nest of his own.
06:00 Life's Funniest Moments Series featuring hilarious candid moments caught on camera.
06:00 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
06:00 Cheers Love Me, Love My Car US bar-based sitcom. Sam's devious plan to buy back his Corvette from a recently widowed woman is scuppered by Woody.
06:00 Teletubbies Rickshaw Preschool fun, fantasy and education. The Teletubbies watch some children riding on a rickshaw, while Po rides her scooter so fast that she flies up into the sky. [S]
06:10 Igam Ogam Press the Button Animation. Igam Ogam loves pressing buttons, especially the one on her new, frog-shaped trike-horn!
06:20 The King of Queens Fixer Upper Carrie fixes Doug's buddy Spence up with one of her colleagues, although Doug's not sure if it's such a good idea.
06:20 Fireman Sam Turtle Hunt CGI adventures. Norman and Mandy get lost at sea when they set off by themselves to look for a giant turtle which has been spotted off the coast of Pontypandy.
06:30 Toot The Tiny Tugboat Toot in Charge The animated adventures of a tugboat. Toot blasts his horn so loudly that he blows his funnel into the air and it sinks to the bottom of the sea!
06:25 You've Been Framed! Harry Hill presents more of viewers' hilarious home footage. This edition features workmen gone bad, mums gone mad and the greatest dancers the world ever had.
06:20 Black Gold Oscar The Grouch Series about oil prospecting in US. As the pressure on the three crews of roughnecks grows, Oscar threatens to quit. Gerald takes advantage of Chester's mistake.
06:25 Pingu Pingu and the Message in a Bottle: Adventures of a mischievous little penguin. Instead of a fish, Pingu and his friends catch a bottle containing a mysterious map. [S]
06:30 Me Too! Clever Dog Drama series about parents, their children and their children's minder Granny Murray. Sampson stops a child from running out onto the road, and Dr Juno is very proud of him. [AD,S]
06:45 The King of Queens Best Man Doug gets jealous of Carrie's childhood 'friend' Todd at his wedding, and Arthur regrets ordering the fish...
06:45 Peppa Pig Daddy Puts Up a Picture Pig tales. Daddy Pig, Peppa and George have to fix a DIY disaster when Daddy Pig makes a hole in the wall putting up a picture.
06:45 Emmerdale Belle lashes out at Lachlan. Finn scuppers date night for Laurel and Marlon. Pete's situation takes a turn.
 
07:00 Channel Patrol 2/10. Documentary following life on the English Channel. The RNLI team from Newhaven rush to the aid of a casualty having a suspected heart attack on board a charter fishing boat. Also in HD. [S]
06:50 Peppa Pig At The Beach Animated series about a little pig. Peppa and George go to the beach and have fun burying Daddy Pig in the sand.
06:55 Pip Ahoy! Anybody Seen Alan? Children's animation. While playing on the seesaw in the playground, Alan is catapulted into an adventure involving trains, hammocks and a trip out to sea!
07:00 Minder Get Daley! Arthur is not even safe in hospital when he witnesses the death of a business associate and a friend of Terry's is in the frame for it.
07:00 Arthur Show Off Animation following the adventures of a young aardvark. It's the Elwood City dog show and Killer is facing off against Sebastian Winkleplotz. Also in HD. [S] Followed by Fly-High and Huggy.
06:50 Baby Jake Baby Jake Loves His Watering Can The adventures of magical Baby Jake and friends. Baby Jake and Captain Spacey go on a space adventure and play with a watering can. Also in HD. [S]
07:00 Cloudbabies Go to Bed Little Star Animated series about the Cloudbabies, who look after the sky. Baba Yellow is late for helping the Cloudbabies because Little Star does not want to go to bed. Also in HD. [S]
07:10 3rd Rock from the Sun Power Mad Dick When Mary is promoted to dean, she moves into a much nicer office and takes Nina with her, but Dick wrongly assumes he has acquired some of her power by association.
07:10 Little Princess I Don't Know What to Be Julian Clary narrates an animated series based on the much-loved picture books. Little Princess can't decide what she wants to be when she grows up.
07:15 You've Been Framed! Harry Hill presents hilarious footage filmed by viewers on their camcorders and mobile phones. This edition features macho men, feathered friends and unlikely insurance claims.
07:15 60 Second Dennis Street Crew Dennis Animation. Dennis and Co try out break dancing and inadvertently invent a new dance craze... everybody do 'the scratch'! Also in HD. [S]
07:10 Postman Pat 9/14. Postman Pat's Pet Rescue: Aided by his trusty cat Jess, Pat the postman always manages to deliver the mail, no matter what. Jess gets into a tricky situation and needs Amy's help. [S]
07:20 Mr Men Robots Mr Grumpy's mechanical maid starts to behave in unpredictable ways, while Miss Whoops mistakenly installs the wrong brain in Miss Scary's robot.
07:30 Milkshake A look ahead to today's children's programmes, including competitions and dedications.
07:20 Pet Squad Pussy Cat Bow Comedy animation. When Mother Goose loses P-Town's mayoral election she sets about using Doctor Two Heads' latest invention to win the mayor's chain. [S]
07:30 Shaun the Sheep Happy Birthday Timmy! Animated series. It's Timmy's birthday and the flock throw a party for him, but they soon become distracted and he's left with no-one to play with. Also in HD. [S]
07:25 New: Meet the Pups 5/10. Series following a litter of puppies from birth to rehoming. Pups and parents play together and the pups learn more about the environment outside of their protective pen. Also in HD. [S]
07:45 Claimed and Shamed 2/10. Series which sees insurance fraudsters caught on camera. A fireman goes from hero to zero when he is caught red-handed in an arson insurance fraud. Also in HD. [S]
07:35 3rd Rock from the Sun Feelin' Albright: Dick notices a change in his own social status relative to Mary after her promotion to dean. Tommy and Harry decide to open a lemonade stand, but it's not very successful.
07:35 Thomas and Friends Express Coming Through Train fun. It's a big day on Sodor! The Fat Controller's mother, Dowager Hatt, is having a party and she has invited some very important visitors.
07:45 Milkshake Bop Box Fireworks Musical fun. Amy and Olivia put on a spectacular display, lighting up the morning with some fabulous colours and moves in a number inspired by classical music.
07:45 You've Been Framed! Harry Hill presents more hilarious footage filmed by viewers. This edition features stair-surfing, battling bridesmaids and something never seen on the show before.
07:40 Newsround Topical news magazine for children. Also in HD. [S]
07:45 Pet School 2 5/10. Nine pet-crazy kids care for 101 animals. Things get very wet in a fishy task, and the Pet Heads get messy in Pet Life. Also in HD. [S]
07:35 New: Meet the Pups 6/10. Series following a litter of puppies from birth to rehoming. The day starts with the usual playtime, but soon the puppies are in the car on their way to get checked by the vet. Also in HD. [S]
07:40 Kate and Mim-Mim Mim-Mim's Moon Mishap Animated series about Kate and Mim-Mim. Kate wants to make friends with the man in the moon and accidentally blasts off with Mim-Mim in Tack's new rocket ship. Also in HD. [S]
 
08:00 Everybody Loves Raymond The Christmas Picture Ray thinks a family portrait would make a great Christmas present for his parents, until Marie and Debra clash over who counts as 'family'.
07:50 Noddy In Toyland Noddy and the Big Dance Charming animation. Noddy organises a dance party in the town square. Everything goes to plan, until Tessie's singalong machine breaks down!
08:00 Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom King Thistle's Birthday Impish animation. The king declares that no one can celebrate his birthday, because he doesn't want to get any older.
07:55 The Professionals Killer with a Long Arm Action-packed drama series. Bodie and Doyle investigate a special long-range gun. But whose gun is it, and who is the intended victim?
07:50 Q Pootle 5 The Foggy Day Space animation. A thick fog has enveloped Okidoki. How will the friends go exploring in their spaceships? Also in HD. [S]
08:15 Holiday of My Lifetime with Len... ...Goodman. 11/15. Famous faces recreate their childhood holidays. Len Goodman takes presenter and journalist Matt Allwright back to the towns of Teignmouth and Shaldon in Devon. [AD,S,SL]
08:10 Milkshake Monkey Ready, Steady, Bake! Preschool series following inquisitive puppet Milkshake Monkey. Milkshake Monkey joins some of his little friends for some floury fun, baking bread!
08:15 Peppa Pig School Camp Animation. Peppa and her friends go camping with their teacher. After pitching their tents and collecting sticks, they all sing a song around the campfire.
08:15 The Cube Phillip Schofield presents the tense game show. Windsurf instructor George and seamstress Octavia are the latest contestants to take on the Cube - can either of them beat it?
08:15 Newsround Topical news magazine for children. Also in HD. [S]
08:05 Octonauts 15/22. Red Rock Crabs: Shellington and the crew try to gather some crabs who have drifted away from home. Also in HD. [AD,S]
08:15 Mike the Knight Mike the Knight and Evie's Pet Puppies Animated series about a young knight in training. Evie really wants a puppy and tries to prove that she'd be very good at looking after it. Also in HD. [AD,S]
08:30 Lorraine Morning show with a topical mix. Boyzone chat to Lorraine and perform a track from their new Motown-flavoured album.
08:30 Everybody Loves Raymond Bully on the Bus Ray and Debra have wildly differing opinions of how to react to the news that Ally has been bullying another child on the school bus.
08:25 Peppa Pig Captain Daddy Pig Animation. Peppa and her family borrow Grandpa Pig's boat and head out for a day on the river. All is going well until the boat gets stuck in some long reeds!
08:25 Junior Vets 2 8/10. Six children find out if they have what it takes to be a vet. Jack the horse has a very sore tummy - can the junior vets help make him better? Also in HD. [AD,S]
08:25 Chuggington Track-Laying Brewster Children's animation. Brewster practises track laying by himself while the Chuggineers work near Rocky Ridge River. [S]
08:35 Toby's Travelling Circus Genny Be Good Animation. When the rocket ship will not fly and the lights will not work, Thor discovers that the generator is broken. Can they fix it before the show starts?
08:40 Timmy Time 5/26. Timmy Learns to Fly: Animated adventures of a lamb at nursery school. When he sees Otus flutter up to get a kite down from a tree, Timmy becomes determined to fly himself. [AD,S]
 
09:00 Human Universe 4/5. A Place in Space and Time: Professor Brian Cox explores mankind's place in the universe. He looks at how we came to understand we are not at the centre of the universe. [AD,S,SL]
09:00 Frasier Four for the See-saw When Frasier and Niles invite dates on a romantic weekend vacation they become confused about the ladies' intentions.
08:50 Bananas In Pyjamas Jobs Galore Animation. When Amy can't come out to play because she has too many jobs to do, the Bananas decide to help her out.
09:00 Tickety Toc Pirate Time Animation. Tommy and Tallulah are playing pirates and hunting for treasure, but rival pirate Hopparoo has a cunning plan to commandeer their cardboard boat.
08:55 Kojak The Trade-off Police drama series. A drug dealer tries to force Kojak to dispose of some incriminating evidence by kidnapping Captain McNeil's wife.
08:55 The Story of Tracy Beaker Get Lost Drama series about a young girl and her life in a children's home. Tracy meets Ben's aunt and uncle and pretends that she is a rich kid for a day. [AD,S]
08:50 Little Robots 2/13. Red Alert: Stop-frame animation about Tiny and his Little Robot friends. An intruder has broken into the Little Robot world, but it is only Stretchy's latest invention. [S]
09:00 Abadas Flag Pop-up book adventures with the curious Abadas: Hari the hippo, Ela the fox and Seren the bat. The Abadas enjoy a game of ball at the seaside. [S]
09:15 Don't Mess With Me 3/5. Fly-Tip: A team is called out to clear a giant fly-tip which is about to fall onto a train track. Also in HD. [AD,S]
09:15 The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show.
09:15 Royal Pains An Apple a Day Comedy drama series. Divya is surprised when Raj turns up with an unpleasant message from his parents, while Evan plans on the best way to propose to Paige.
09:10 Dani's Castle 9/13. Two Few Cooks: Gabe proves to have an unlikely talent as a ghost chef when he serves up a home cooked dinner to the gang and gives Rich his latest big business idea. Also in HD. [S]
09:10 New: Bing Sandcastle Children's animation. Bing and Flop are building a sandcastle when Pando joins them in the sandpit with his digger toy. Bing finds a lovely 'poiky thing' in the sand. Also in HD. [AD,S]
09:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
09:30 Frasier To Kill a Talking Bird When Niles moves into a prestigious new building that won't allow cats or dogs, he buys himself a talking bird that ends up causing more problems.
09:20 Bing Say Goodbye Bing and Sula are having so much fun playing together, they don't want to say goodbye when Amma arrives to pick Sula up. Bing tries to delay her departure. Also in HD. [AD,S]
09:30 New: Mr Bloom: Here and There Ropewalk Community Garden Mr Bloom meets Khadija and Adeeb, who love Ropewalk Community Garden. The Tiddlers show off their fruit before introducing Mr Bloom to rare butterflies. Also in HD. [S]
09:35 All Over the Place 10/13. Planes, Pits and Coracles!: Ed Petrie and friends explore unusual places in the UK. The team visit an Aircraft Museum with a private jet worth more than 25 million pounds. Also in HD. [S]
09:40 Woolly & Tig Excited Live-action children's show. When Tig goes to a town festival, she is very excited. When she meets her friend Angel at the festival, she becomes even more excited. Also in HD. [S]
09:45 Something Special: We're All... ...Friends. 18/25. My Pets: Educational series for four- to seven-year-old children with learning difficulties. Justin visits Jaydeen and her pet rabbits, gerbils and dog. Also in HD. [S]
 
10:00 Homes Under the Hammer Martin Roberts and Lucy Alexander visit a bungalow in Devizes, Wiltshire, a property in Sutton, Surrey, and a two-bedroom house in Sheffield. [S]
10:00 Building Dream Homes 15/15. Series following some of the nation's architects. David Blaikie forges ahead with a modern extension that will double the size of a young family's historic home. [AD,S,SL]
10:00 Daily Brunch with Ocado Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer present the new series that provides a hearty mixture of delicious recipes, the very best celebrity guests and some brilliantly quirky items.
09:55 Magnum P.I. Ghost Writer Detective drama series set in Hawaii. A ghostwriter compiling the biography of an eccentric inventor finds her source material stolen and her bungalow ransacked.
10:15 The Chase Quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh. Four contestants must pit their wits against the Chaser, a ruthless quiz genius determined to stop them winning the prize cash.
10:05 My Life: Breaking Free 2/7. Ruben, Harley and Nicole are three very different 12-year-olds, with one very big thing in common. They all have a dream and they won't let having Down's syndrome stand in the way. [AD,S,SL]
10:05 Show Me Show Me Caterpillars and Cake Chris and Pui investigate and explore in their magical playroom in the sky. Pui finds some furry, hairy caterpillars in the playroom, wiggling on the balcony. [S]
10:30 See Hear Magazine for the deaf community. Ashley Kendall discovers how TV programme makers add voiceovers, subtitles and in-vision signing to programmes to make them fully accessible. Also in HD. [S,SL]
10:30 This Morning Presented by Phillip Schofield and Amanda Holden. A look at the day's headlines, and a chat with Breaking Bad's RJ Mitte.
10:30 Little Charley Bear Teddy on a String: Charley is a teddy bear who uses his imagination to go on adventures. Charley attaches some strings to Midge and turns him into a marionette puppet. Also in HD. [AD,S]
10:35 4 O'Clock Club 9/13. Suspension: Comedy about two brothers at the same school - one as a pupil, the other as a new teacher. Josh is suspended for a day. Unfortunately it's on school careers day. [S,SL]
10:40 The Lingo Show 2/15. Trampo-Lieb: Children's language programme. Lieb wants to do a trampoline routine and Lingo sends her off to find something to bounce on. Also in HD. [S]
 
11:00 Claimed and Shamed 3/10. Series which sees insurance fraudsters caught on camera. A 'riotous' fraudster hopes the civil unrest of 2011 will pay for a new launderette. Also in HD. [S]
11:00 BBC News The latest national and international news, plus top interviews and analysis. Also in HD. [S]
10:55 ITV News The latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a local weather forecast.
11:00 This Morning Presented by Phillip Schofield and Amanda Holden. A look at the day's headlines, and a chat with Breaking Bad's RJ Mitte.
11:00 Jamie's Comfort Food Jamie Oliver makes a hearty fish pie, gnudi with butter and sage sauce, and hummingbird cake: a fruity American sponge with pineapple, banana and cinnamon.
11:00 Cleopatra Film (1963) Drama. Elizabeth Taylor plays the Egyptian queen who, to protect her realm, uses political guile and her body to woo Julius Caesar (Rex Harrison) and Mark Antony (Richard Burton).
10:55 Pawn Stars Wise Guys An M3 Armoured Scout Truck from World War II, a check signed by notorious mobster Carlo Gambino and a 1987 Apple II GS computer offer the guys some tricky dilemmas.
11:00 The Slammer 3/15. Entertainment show in which a group of comedians enter a mock prison. Performing for their freedom will be a beatboxer, a diabolo performer and Fraser Hooper the Clown. [S]
10:55 Alphablocks Quick The adventures of 26 lively letters who can make words come to life by holding hands. Q sings I Need U, but she can't do it on her own. Unwilling U lends a hand. Also in HD. [S]
11:00 Mister Maker Comes to Town Mister Maker takes to the road in his magical Makermobile in search of Mini Makers. Mister Maker uses an old toy tractor to make a terrific tyre print picture. [S]
11:10 Cowboy Builders Mitcham Update Documentary series. Dominic Littlewood and Melinda Messenger revisit foster parent and carer Vivienne, who had been left with a leaking roof and damp in every room.
11:15 All Star Family Fortunes Vernon Kay presents the game show in which two celebrities and their families try to win big money for charity. Ed Byrne goes head to head with Downton Abbey's Lesley Nicol.
11:30 Channel Patrol 3/10. Documentary following life on the English Channel. A mammoth cargo freighter makes its way through the channel's hazards to Southampton in thick fog. Also in HD. [S]
11:30 Daily Politics Andrew Neil and Jo Coburn with live coverage of Prime Minister's Questions and the latest political news, interviews and debate. [S]
11:30 Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me comes from Brighton, where first to host is visual artist Pasha du Valentine, who intends to seduce her diners with her 'Lovers' Pudding'.
11:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
11:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
11:25 Pawn Stars Harrison for President The guys come across fabric allegedly from William Henry Harrison's presidential campaign and an old grabber machine. But will both deals slip through?
11:30 Just Kidding Comedy show that puts kids in the driver's seat and lets them loose to concoct the most preposterous pranks. And who better to fool than unsuspecting adults? Also in HD. [S]
11:20 ZingZillas Trombone Trouble A band of primate friends play music in their tropical island paradise. Zak and Panzee borrow a trombone for the Big Zing. Also in HD. [S]
11:40 Tweenies Big Brave Jake Playtime with the puppet people. Jake is not happy because the new dog, Squiggles, is bouncy and keeps jumping up at him. Doodles becomes jealous of the attention. [S]
 
12:00 Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather.
11:50 Alias Smith and Jones The Fifth Victim American comedy drama series. When the participants in a poker game are killed one by one, Curry decides to act before his partner becomes the next victim.
11:55 Bear Behaving Badly Cavebear Comedy series. When Nev and Keith discover a 'prehysterical' blue bearasaurus frozen in time in an iceblock at Mr Prank's, they set about making him their friend. [AD,S]
12:00 3rd and Bird Down to Earth! Colourful adventures of a group of birds who teach social responsibility. Muffin drops her favourite toy Chloe, and Mr Beakman leads a rescue expedition. [S]
12:15 Bargain Hunt Grimsthorpe Antiques challenge. Tim Wonnacott presents from the grounds of Grimsthorpe Castle in Lincolnshire. The teams are assisted by experts Anita Manning and Jonathan Pratt. Also in HD. [AD,S]
12:05 Come Dine with Me It's the second day of the competition in Brighton, and cheeky John O'Sullivan plans a meal including tinned peaches, chicken Kiev, loo-roll serviettes, and a party trick of belching.
12:10 5 News at Lunchtime National and international news.
12:15 Police Interceptors Observational documentary series. In this episode, a violent man wreaks havoc in a hospital and the driver of a stolen VW Beetle rewrites the highway code.
12:15 Emmerdale Belle lashes out at Lachlan. Finn scuppers date night for Laurel and Marlon. Pete's situation takes a turn.
12:15 Help! My Supply Teacher Is... ...Still Magic. 3/13. Magicians visit primary schools posing as supply teachers. Katherine teaches a Year 5 class physics and does the physically impossible by walking right through a mirror. [S]
12:15 Balamory Feeding the Lambs Live-action series for preschool children based on a Scottish island. PC Plum arrives at the nursery yawning because he was up all night feeding newborn lambs. [AD,S]
12:30 Loose Women Lunchtime chat with the ladies and their special guests.
12:35 Come Dine with Me It's the turn of DJ Melody in Brighton. Melody has high hopes for her West Indian inspired feast, but is also hoping to maximise her chances by getting her guests as drunk as possible.
12:45 You've Been Framed! Harry Hill presents more hilarious footage filmed by viewers. Tonight's show features a possessed parasol, a scooter trick gone wrong and a dog with a lightsaber.
12:45 Trade Your Way to the USA 8/10. Cupcakes - London: Search for the best young traders in Britain. Two teams go to London. Their challenge is to sell 'Cool Britannia' themed cupcakes on Carnaby Street. Also in HD. [S]
12:35 Waybuloo Tricky Kicky Animated series set in the magical land of Nara. Nok Tok wants everyone to play tricky kicky, but De Li thinks playing the game is too difficult, until she finds help. Also in HD. [S]
 
13:00 BBC News at One The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. Also in HD. [S]
13:00 The A to Z of TV Gardening 23/28. Letter S: A look at some of the BBC's most popular gardening programmes and personalities, presented by Carol Kirkwood. Carol explores subjects that all begin with the letter S. [S]
12:55 Minder A Well-Fashioned Fit-Up Arthur's sortie into haute couture lacks the glamour he anticipated when he, and not Terry, ends up minding the frocks.
13:00 Abadas Flag Pop-up book adventures with the curious Abadas: Hari the hippo, Ela the fox and Seren the bat. The Abadas enjoy a game of ball at the seaside. [S]
13:10 Life in the Undergrowth 3/5. The Silk Spinners: David Attenborough investigates the power of silk, the secret weapon of the undergrowth, and looks at its many uses in the insect world. [AD,S]
13:05 Come Dine with Me In Brighton it's the turn of Alistair James to host. But, as tension mounts between guests Melody and Pasha, Alistair has his work cut out making his food the main event.
13:15 Home and Away Brax is still hellbent on killing his brother's murderer. At the hospital, he is arrested when he launches himself at Jake. Sophie interrupts a moment between Nate and Hannah.
13:15 You've Been Framed! Harry Hill presents more hilarious home footage filmed by viewers on their camcorders and mobile phones.
13:15 Hit the Stage 3/5. Popstar Katy B helps kids to perform on the biggest stages possible. Hannah plays her biggest gig to date, and Eibhin auditions for a chance to perform at a massive concert. Also in HD. [S]
13:10 Bing Sandcastle Children's animation. Bing and Flop are building a sandcastle when Pando joins them in the sandpit with his digger toy. Bing finds a lovely 'poiky thing' in the sand. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:30 BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London. [S]
13:30 ITV News & Weather Nina Hossain with the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast and all the news and weather in your region.
13:20 Bing Say Goodbye Bing and Sula are having so much fun playing together, they don't want to say goodbye when Amma arrives to pick Sula up. Bing tries to delay her departure. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:30 Mr Bloom: Here and There Ropewalk Community Garden Mr Bloom meets Khadija and Adeeb, who love Ropewalk Community Garden. The Tiddlers show off their fruit before introducing Mr Bloom to rare butterflies. Also in HD. [S]
13:45 Doctors Black Mirror Drama series set in a health centre. Emma investigates the mysterious death of a patient. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:40 Come Dine with Me It's the last night in Brighton and Ana wants to impress with her seafood starter and beef main course. But the guests are left speechless when they discover photos of Ana as a young man!
13:45 Neighbours As Terese checks into a hotel, Brad is finally forced to admit his infidelity to Doug. Paul encourages Terese to confide in him about her problems.
13:40 The Sparticle Mystery 6/13. The Big Freeze: Science fiction drama. A postcode given to Reese leads the Questers to a simulator where scientists were trained how to run the Sparticle Project. [AD,S]
13:40 Woolly & Tig Excited Live-action children's show. When Tig goes to a town festival, she is very excited. When she meets her friend Angel at the festival, she becomes even more excited. Also in HD. [S]
13:45 Something Special: We're All... ...Friends. 18/25. My Pets: Educational series for four- to seven-year-old children with learning difficulties. Justin visits Jaydeen and her pet rabbits, gerbils and dog. Also in HD. [S]
 
14:00 Peter Andre's 60 Minute Makeover Peter Andre presents the makeover series. In Croxley Green, designer Linda Barker transforms single dad Rob Kircher's lounge and dining room with an American ranch theme.
13:50 Royal Pains Ta Da For Comedy drama series. Hank treats a magician who suffers from anxiety attacks when his tricks go wrong. Evan schedules an appearance for Hank on the Today programme.
13:55 The Professionals Heroes After a newspaper publishes the names of witnesses to an assassination, it is left to CI5 to protect them and apprehend the killers before they can strike again.
14:15 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 3/10. A Foreign Field: When the body of a man is found in the park, Dr Lucien Blake must find out how he died. Also in HD. [AD,S]
14:10 The Great British Bake Off 7/11. Patisserie: Mel Giedroyc and Sue Perkins host the semi-final. The signature challenge requires the four remaining contestants to make a baked layered mousse cake. [S]
14:10 Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Len Goodman is in Dictionary Corner.
14:15 NCIS Terminal Leave US drama about the navy's dedicated federal agency. Gibbs and the team try to protect a high-profile naval officer from an Al-Qaeda cell.
14:10 4 O'Clock Club 9/13. Suspension: Comedy about two brothers at the same school - one as a pupil, the other as a new teacher. Josh is suspended for a day. Unfortunately it's on school careers day. Also in HD. [S]
14:05 Show Me Show Me Caterpillars and Cake Chris and Pui investigate and explore in their magical playroom in the sky. Pui finds some furry, hairy caterpillars in the playroom, wiggling on the balcony. [S]
14:30 Little Charley Bear Teddy on a String: Charley is a teddy bear who uses his imagination to go on adventures. Charley attaches some strings to Midge and turns him into a marionette puppet. Also in HD. [AD,S]
14:45 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
14:40 Minuscule 82/97. Dragonfly Match: Series exploring all things insects and bugs, using real-life filming and animation. Two sets of dragonflies compete in front of a crowd of insects. Also in HD. [S]
14:45 Pet Squad Be My Baby Comedy animation. When Pet Squad's owner Professor Eureka decides to throw out some of his old inventions, Sheeba worries they could fall into the wrong hands. [S]
14:40 The Lingo Show 2/15. Trampo-Lieb: Children's language programme. Lieb wants to do a trampoline routine and Lingo sends her off to find something to bounce on. Also in HD. [S]
 
15:00 Secret Dealers Antiques challenge series. David Ford, Mike Melody and Simon Schneider bid for a collection of art nouveau items including something by famed British designer Archibald Knox.
15:00 Fifteen to One Sandi Toksvig presents the notoriously tough quiz show as 15 contestants compete to win a place in the Grand Final.
15:00 Pawn Stars Wise Guys An M3 Armoured Scout Truck from World War II, a check signed by notorious mobster Carlo Gambino and a 1987 Apple II GS computer offer the guys some tricky dilemmas.
14:55 Pet Squad Pussy Cat Bow Comedy animation. When Mother Goose loses P-Town's mayoral election she sets about using Doctor Two Heads' latest invention to win the mayor's chain. [S]
14:55 Alphablocks Quick The adventures of 26 lively letters who can make words come to life by holding hands. Q sings I Need U, but she can't do it on her own. Unwilling U lends a hand. Also in HD. [S]
15:00 Mister Maker Comes to Town Mister Maker takes to the road in his magical Makermobile in search of Mini Makers. Mister Maker uses an old toy tractor to make a terrific tyre print picture. [S]
15:10 Escape to the Country Cornwall Nicki Chapman is in Cornwall with a couple looking for a home in a rural setting on a budget of 450,000, with room to house their internet business. [AD,S]
15:10 A Place to Call Home 8/13. World's Apart: Australian period drama. Elizabeth is rushed to hospital where Jack confirms she has suffered a heart attack. Also in HD. [S]
15:10 Crazy For Christmas Film Festive drama starring Andrea Roth and Howard Hesseman. A single mother is employed to chauffeur a rich old man around town on Christmas Eve. (2005)
15:05 Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated The Dragon's Secret Animation. After an exchange student named Mai Lee shows up in town to stay with Velma, strange kung fu wizards begin attacking the town. [S]
15:30 Pawn Stars Harrison for President The guys come across fabric allegedly from William Henry Harrison's presidential campaign and an old grabber machine. But will both deals slip through?
15:30 Pet School 2 6/10. Nine pet-crazy kids care for 101 animals. District 3's Dan and Greg drop in with their pet gerbils, Luke and Fran. Also in HD. [S]
15:20 Little Prairie Dogs 8/10. Rain or Shine: Stories of adventure as the little prairie dogs explore the world around them. They encounter all sorts of strange weather, like the wibbly wobbly heat. [S]
15:30 Raa Raa the Noisy Lion Catch Me If You Can Animation featuring Raa Raa, who lives in the Jingly Jangly Jungle. All the animals are having a nap. But Raa Raa and Ooo Ooo are not tired and want to play. Also in HD. [S]
15:40 Glorious Gardens from Above 13/15. Norfolk: Christine's balloon travels over the flattest part of Britain as she descends on Norfolk. Also in HD. [S]
15:40 The Greatest Show on Earth Film (1952) Charlton Heston stars in Cecil B DeMille's epic drama as a circus manager taking his Big Top through America, with Betty Hutton and Cornel Wilde as the spectacular trapeze act.
15:45 What's the Big Idea? 16/52. Sad: Preschool animation. Hugo's friend the yeti is so sad that he's crying his eyes out. Hugo doesn't know why but tries to cheer him up by trying lots of things. [S]
 
15:55 The Rockford Files 7/12. Nice Guys Finish Dead: US detective drama series. When a guest at a private investigators' conference is murdered, Jim Rockford finds himself having to work with Lance White. [S]
16:00 Tipping Point Ben Shephard hosts the quiz show in which four players take on an extraordinary machine in the hope of winning its 10,000 pound jackpot.
16:00 Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. In a game-changing twist players could also double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough?
15:50 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
15:55 Magnum P.I. The Jororo Kill A reporter in Honolulu acting on a tip-off about an assassination plot gets in hot water when the killer turns out to be a master of disguise.
16:00 Meet the Pups 5/10. Series following a litter of springer spaniel puppies. Pups and parents play happily together, and the pups learn more about their environment. Also in HD. [S]
15:50 Minibeast Adventure with Jess 19/20. Water Boatman: Jess and her friends go pond dipping and manage to find some water boatmen to observe. Also in HD. [S]
16:00 Meet the Pups 5/10. Series following a litter of puppies from birth to rehoming. Pups and parents play together and the pups learn more about the environment outside of their protective pen. Also in HD. [S]
16:05 Meet the Pups 6/10. Series following a litter of springer spaniel puppies. It's not all fun and games for the baby springers, as they go in the car to get checked by the vets. Also in HD. [S]
16:10 Shaun the Sheep Happy Birthday Timmy! Animated series. It's Timmy's birthday and the flock throw a party for him, but they soon become distracted and he's left with no-one to play with. Also in HD. [S]
16:05 Meet the Pups 6/10. Series following a litter of puppies from birth to rehoming. The day starts with the usual playtime, but soon the puppies are in the car on their way to get checked by the vet. Also in HD. [S]
16:15 New: My Pet and Me 3/25. Stick Insects: Series showing children what it really means to have a pet. Max and Poppy show Ferne their stick insects, Sticky and Twig. Ferne learns how to look after them. Also in HD. [S]
16:25 Flog It! 47/76. Dorchester: Paul Martin along with experts David Fletcher and Mark Stacey uncover a variety of interesting items in Dorchester, including a 1938 autographed cricket bat. Also in HD. [S]
16:20 Newsround Topical news magazine for children. Also in HD. [S]
16:30 New: Who Let the Dogs Out...... ...Best in Show. 3/10. Ashleigh and Pudsey surprise contestants from Who Let the Dogs Out? They visit Jake and Mist, who had to master frisbee. Also in HD. [S]
16:25 Fly-High and Huggy 3/5. The Seesaw Blaster: Animated comedy shorts. A new seesaw invention boings Huggy on another nut delivery for the squirrel king. Also in HD. [S]
16:30 Andy's Wild Adventures 17/20. Ostriches: Preschool wildlife series. Andy and Kip see ostriches in Namibia. Andy gets to see inside an ostrich egg with the help of Kip's latest invention. Also in HD. [S]
16:45 Great British Railway Journeys 3/25. Stoke-on-Trent to Winsford: Michael Portillo explores one of the greatest locomotive factories in railway history and discovers the dark side of the industrial revolution. Also in HD. [AD,S]
16:45 New: Peter Rabbit The Tale of the Uninvited Badger Animated series. Tommy Brock shelters by the fire inside the Bouncer's Burrow. Peter and his friends must find a way to get the grumpy badger out. Also in HD. [AD,S]
 
17:00 The Chase Quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh. Four contestants must pit their wits against the Chaser, a ruthless quiz genius determined to stop them winning the cash prize.
17:00 Come Dine with Me On day three in Darlington it's the turn of upmarket farmer Yvonne to host. Yvonne hopes to impress with a menu using home-grown ingredients, but she has some shocking surprises in store.
17:00 5 News at 5 National and international news presented by Emma Crosby.
16:55 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
16:55 Kojak I Want to Report a Dream Detective drama series. A spiritualist dreams of a murder being committed before it happens.
17:00 New: Millie Inbetween Mobile Wars Comedy drama series. Lauren's new smartphone is driving everyone mad. But when Mike finally confiscates it, it goes missing and turns up in Millie's room. Also in HD. [S]
16:55 Octonauts: Creature Reports The Lemon Shark Captain Barnacles and his intrepid band of explorers sing about underwater creatures. The Octonauts share a few fun facts about the lemon shark. Also in HD. [S]
17:00 Charlie and Lola I Will Not Ever Never Forget You Nibbles Children's animation. Charlie and Lola love Charlie's pet mouse Nibbles. When Nibbles dies, Lola is very sad. [AD,S]
17:15 Pointless Quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by plumbing the depths of their general knowledge to come up with the answers no-one else can think of. Also in HD. [S]
17:15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 26/26. Michael Aspel says a fond farewell to the Roadshow team with his final edition of the programme. In this special show he takes a fond look back on the 200 episodes he has hosted. [S]
17:10 Sarah & Duck 31/40. Balloon Race: Animation. Scarf Lady takes to the skies in a knitted hot air balloon to race against an old sporting friend. Also in HD. [AD,S]
17:30 Coach Trip The coach moves onto Rapla where one tourist proves a formidable opponent for the Estonian Olympic wrestling team. Another tourist's desire to share his knowledge has mixed results.
17:30 Neighbours As Terese checks into a hotel, Brad is finally forced to admit his infidelity to Doug. Paul encourages Terese to confide in him about her problems.
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17:30 New: The Next Step 26/30. Can't Fight This Feeling: Reality-style drama following a group of dancers. The dancers are excited when their regional costumes arrive, but they are the wrong ones. Also in HD. [S]
17:20 Topsy and Tim Lost Cat Live-action children's show. When Topsy wakes up, there is a lost cat sleeping on her bed! Topsy and Tim try to find out who the cat belongs to. Also in HD. [AD,S]
17:30 Boj Picky Eater Animation. Boj and Mia are invited to Rupa's for pizza, but Mia doesn't like eating mixed-up food. Can Boj help Mia enjoy dinner at the Nibblits's house with a song? Also in HD. [S]
17:45 Old Jack's Boat 23/26. The Viking's Helmet: Children's series. A mysterious trail of bananas leads Jack to Miss Bowline-Hitch and, possibly, a hairy monster. Also in HD. [S]
 
18:00 BBC News at Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. Also in HD. [S]
18:00 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts a general knowledge quiz in which teams from all over the UK battle to beat the Eggheads, some of the country's top quiz champions. Also in HD. [S]
18:00 ITV News London A round-up of all the latest news in London and the South East, plus features, sport and local weather.
18:00 The Simpsons How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window? When a pigeon suffers a broken wing, Bart nurses it back to health, but things go awry when Santa's Little Helper eats Bart's feathered friend.
18:00 Home and Away Brax is still hellbent on killing his brother's murderer. At the hospital, he is arrested when he launches himself at Jake. Sophie interrupts a moment between Nate and Hannah.
18:00 I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out... ...of Here Now! Trials and Tribulations. Joe Swash looks back at I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here's most memorable and gut-wrenching trials.
18:00 Alias Smith and Jones Journey from San Juan Comedy drama series about two likeable outlaws. Heyes and Curry are used as bait to bring husband murderer Blanche Graham to justice.
17:55 New: Our School The Beautiful Game Documentary series following a group of students as they go from primary to secondary school. Nathan and Alex battle it out for a place on the football team. Also in HD. [S]
18:00 The Adventures of Abney and Teal CBeebies Bedtime Hour. The Snow Neep: Animated adventures of two friends who live on an island in the middle of the big city. Abney and Teal go out to play in the snow. Also in HD. [AD,S]
18:10 64 Zoo Lane CBeebies Bedtime Hour. The Story of Ronald's Swimming Lesson: Cartoon about Lucy, who is told stories by the animals in the zoo next door. Ronald learns to swim with the help of his friends. [S]
18:30 BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London. [S]
18:30 Strictly Come Dancing - It... ...Takes Two. Zoe Ball has all the gossip and exclusive news from Strictly Come Dancing. Plus, Ian Waite looks at how the couples are getting on in training. Also in HD. [S]
18:30 ITV News & Weather Alastair Stewart and Mary Nightingale with the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast.
18:30 Hollyoaks It's Diane and Tony's wedding day - what could possibly go wrong? Leela and Tegan make up, Jason lies to Holly to avoid the wedding, and Lindsey wonders who she can trust.
18:30 5 News Tonight National and international news including reports, live updates and interviews. Presented by Matt Barbet.
18:25 Shaun the Sheep 12/20. Film Night: Animated series set on a remote rural farm. Bitzer joins Shaun to watch old home movies in the barn. Also in HD. [S] Followed by Shaun the Sheep.
18:20 In the Night Garden CBeebies Bedtime Hour. Sad and Happy Tombliboos: Children's programme. Tombliboo Ooo is building a tower of bricks, but Tombliboo Eee knocks them over. Ooo is upset and starts to play sad music. [S]
18:40 The Story of Tracy Beaker Drama series about a young girl and her life in a children's home. Tracy comes up with a cunning plan to stop Elaine the Pain from hearing her bad report at the school's open evening. [AD,S]
 
19:00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. Also in HD. [S] Then BBC News.
19:00 The Great Interior Design... ...Challenge. 14/16. School Conversion: Three previous winners battle it out for two places in the semi-final. Also in HD. [AD,S]
19:00 Emmerdale Belle struggles to cope. Robert is intrigued by Aaron. Pete is warmed by Debbie's loyalty.
19:00 Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather.
19:00 Police Interceptors Road-crime documentary series. A drink driver suffers a spectacular crash, a van loses control during a chase and the helicopter comes in handy during a manhunt.
18:58 This Is BBC Three BBC Three. The best in new entertainment, comedy, contemporary drama and music for the digital generation. Stay tuned for 60 Seconds news.
19:00 Top Gear 4/7. Motoring show. Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May embark on an ambitious project to build mobility scooters that can tackle the wilds of the British countryside. Also in HD. [S]
18:58 This Is BBC Four This is BBC Four. Programmes start at 7.00pm.
19:00 World News Today The latest national and international news, exploring the day's events from a global perspective. Also in HD. [S] Followed by weather.
19:00 You've Been Framed and Famous! Harry Hill showcases some of the best celebrity lookalike clips sent in by viewers. Featuring lookalikes of stars including Tom Cruise, Kylie Minogue and John Barrowman.
18:50 Flight of the Phoenix Film (2004) Drama. Dennis Quaid stars as the captain of an aircraft downed in the desert. There's no hope of rescue, unless he and the survivors can build another plane from the wreckage.
19:00 Pawn Stars Robosaurus The guys come face to face with a huge 31-ton robosaurus and get presented with an Uncle Sam piggy bank from 1886. A computer meltdown threatens to close the shop.
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18:50 CBeebies Bedtime Stories CBeebies Bedtime Hour. Thank You for Looking After Our Pets: An exciting story read by a special guest. Stacey Solomon reads Thank You for Looking After Our Pets, by Tim Hopgood. [S]
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19:30 Coronation Street Steve obsesses over his car. Will Gavin stay in touch with Michael? Dev's jealousy over Julie grows.
19:30 Great British Railway Journeys 16/25. London Bridge to Chatham: Michael Portillo takes a walk through the world's first underwater tunnel at Rotherhithe. Also in HD. [AD,S]
19:30 Pawn Stars Ah, Shoot! The guys zoom in on a long-lost picture by great photographer Ansel Adams. They hope to get their hands on a Jaguar XJ6 and a ball signed by the 1946 Chicago Bears team.
20:00 Waterloo Road 7/20. School-based drama. The police descend on Waterloo Road as the hack on Wiredata Systems is traced to the school. Floyd confronts Tiffany and Justin about their relationship. Also in HD. [AD,S]
20:00 MasterChef: The Professionals 11/21. Monica Galetti, Gregg Wallace and Marcus Wareing put five new chefs through their paces. Challenges include preparing three canapes in 15 minutes and inventing a crab dish. Also in HD. [S]
20:00 Surprise Surprise Holly Willoughby presents the show where ordinary people are rewarded for doing extraordinary things. Olly Murs surprises a fitness instructor and performs in the studio.
19:55 Turner Prize at 30 The third of five short films exploring the significance of the Turner Prize and its impact on artists who've won it. This episode takes an overview of the prize.
20:00 Posh Pawn In this new episode, Prestige MD James heads to Lanzarote for his biggest deal yet, the sale of a 1.5m yellow submarine. A rare Sex Pistols guitar puts Lawrence in a difficult position.
19:55 5 News Update National and international news.
20:00 New: Gibraltar: Britain In The Sun Observational documentary series. The Jolly Boys' latest escapade is sunk by the cops and Sylvie has her hands full as she prepares for the opening of a fabulous floating hotel.
20:00 Gavin & Stacey Christmas Special Festive edition of the hit sitcom. As Nessa and the Wests head to Essex to spend Christmas with the Shipmans, Gavin and Stacey have a startling announcement to make. Also in HD. [AD,S]
20:00 The Final Frontier? A Horizon... ...Guide to the Universe. Dallas Campbell looks back through almost 50 years of the Horizon archives to chart the scientific breakthroughs that have transformed our understanding of the universe. [S]
20:00 Two and a Half Men That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother American sitcom. Alan goes on a blind date with the daughter of his mother's new boyfriend, and who turns out to be a bit of a live wire.
20:00 GT Academy F1 legend Johnny Herbert leads the search for motor racing's next star. Just three of the original six remain for today's Rage Buggy and overtaking challenge.
20:30 Two and a Half Men Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab Sitcom about a rich bachelor. Evelyn pressures a reluctant Alan into letting Jake stay with her for the night.
20:30 Storage Wars Driving Miss Barry Jarrod bites his nails, while Brandi goes all-out on a pricey locker. What lurks behind its doors? Darrell Sheets is in town with a whole lot of bravado and cash.
21:00 The Apprentice 8/14. Country Show: Lord Sugar asks the candidates to crack the rural market by picking products to sell at the Royal Bath and West show. Also in HD. [S]
21:00 Great Continental Railway Journeys La Coruna to Lisbon Michael Portillo retraces journeys in Spain and Portugal from the 1913 guide. He meets pilgrims from around the world on the trail to Santiago de Compostela. Also in HD. [AD,S]
21:00 I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out... ...of Here! As the jungle heats up, so does the competition with the celebrities feeling the effects of camp life.
21:00 Liberty of London Can new Head of Visual Identity Liz convince opinionated, old-school carpet emporium guru Bruce to revitalise his merchandising? And Liberty MD Ed targets the Chinese market.
21:00 Benefits Britain: Life On The Dole Brand new documentary series lifting the lid on what it's really like to be on benefits today. A woman claims she shouldn't have to pay the bedroom tax as a poltergeist inhabits her spare room!
21:00 Growing up Poor 1/2. Girls: Film following three teenage girls all on the cusp of adulthood and dealing with the pressures of growing up - and surviving on under 10 a day. Contains strong language. Also in HD. [S]
21:00 The Killing Fields Film The story of a reporter's attempts to find his translator, who fell into the hands of the Khmer Rouge. John Malkovich stars. Contains strong language and some violence. Also in HD. [1984] [AD,S]
21:00 Freshers 2014 Last part of the reality series following a group of new students at Swansea University. Can James give up partying long enough to prove he has what it takes to get into the army?
21:00 Wild Bill Film (2011) Drama. A newly released ex-con (Charlie Creed-Miles) must decide between caring for the sons his wife abandoned and returning to criminality. Violence/drugs/very strong language.
21:00 River Monsters Lethal Legends Extreme fishing series with Jeremy Wade. Do underwater creatures with grasping hands stalk children in Japan and is a murderous spirit wreaking havoc on the Zambezi?
22:00 BBC News at Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. Also in HD. [S]
22:00 The Apprentice: You're Fired 8/11. Lord Sugar's aide Nick Hewer, entrepreneur Dale Murray and comedian Joe Lycett meet the candidate who was worst in show at the Royal Bath and West Show. Also in HD. [S]
22:00 Confessions of a Doctor Does doctor still know best? GPs give candid views of how their position in society has changed, with landmark legal cases and the introduction of carrot-and-stick payments and box-ticking.
22:00 10 Years Old & Living In Poverty Brand new documentary following three families coping with very challenging financial circumstances, all told from the unique perspective of a child.
22:00 New: Sweat the Small Stuff 5/8. Nick Grimshaw hosts a panel show about life's little annoyances, with Rochelle Humes and Melvin Odoom and guests Maisie Williams, Ashley Walters, James Acaster and Iain Stirling. Also in HD. [S]
22:00 You've Been Framed! Harry Hill presents more of viewers' hilarious home footage. This edition features workmen gone bad, mums gone mad and the greatest dancers the world ever had.
22:00 Rambo: First Blood Part II Film All-action violent sequel starring Sylvester Stallone and Richard Crenna, 1985. Rambo takes on the Vietnamese army when he is released from prison and sent to Vietnam in search of US POWs.
22:25 BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London. [S] Followed by national weather.
22:30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Evan Davis. Also in HD. [S] Followed by weather.
22:30 ITV News & Weather Mark Austin and Julie Etchingham with the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast and all the news and weather in your region.
22:30 Russell Howard's Good News 5/12. Topical news show hosted by comedian Russell Howard. Contains adult humour and some strong language. Also in HD. [S]
22:30 I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out... ...of Here Now! Laura Whitmore, Joe Swash and Rob Beckett present the hilarious companion show. Joining in the fun tonight are Radio 1 DJ Alice Levine and TV presenter Andi Peters.
22:35 Live at the Apollo 2/6. Stand-up comedy from the Hammersmith Apollo. Funny man Jason Manford introduces two of comedy's biggest stars - Chris Ramsey and Doc Brown. Also in HD. [S]
 
23:00 Conned, Fleeced and Left For Broke Documentary revealing the dangers of being too trusting. Three women tell how they were emotionally manipulated and ruthlessly defrauded by their best friends.
23:00 Family Guy 12/23. Livin' on a Prayer: Lois takes Stewie's friend to hospital, but the boy's religious parents refuse treatment. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S]
22:55 Battle Los Angeles Film (2011) Sci-fi action thriller. A group of soldiers are caught up in the chaos when aliens invade Los Angeles. Starring Aaron Eckhart and Michelle Rodriguez. Violent scenes.
23:05 Film 2014 The Film 2014 team take a look at the week's new films, including the big screen version of Paddington and the return of Jennifer Aniston in Horrible Bosses 2. Also in HD. [S]
23:10 On Assignment Stories behind the headlines. Martin Geissler is in Paris, examining the world of eSports, Tom Bradby travels to Iceland and Rohit Kachroo reflects on his time in South Africa.
23:05 It Was Alright in the 1970s Episode two focuses on old fashioned British-ness on TV in the 70s. From blacking-up pre-watershed, through to rampant homophobia and xenophobia, was the 70s the decade that taste forgot?
23:15 The Heart of Country: How... ...Nashville Became Music City USA. This biography of the city that is the hub of country music reveals the dynamic relationship between commerce and art, music and the market. Also in HD. [S]
23:20 Russia's Lost Princesses 2/2. The World Turned Upside Down: Two-part series focusing on Tsar Nicholas II's four daughters. The last four years of the sisters' lives saw war, revolution and imprisonment. Also in HD. [AD,S]
23:25 Family Guy 13/23. Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream: Peter wants to become a famous actor so he takes a job as Tom Tucker's agent. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S]
23:30 Celebrity Juice Showbiz panel show with Keith Lemon, Holly Willoughby, Fearne Cotton and Rufus Hound. Today's guests are Austin Powers star Verne Troyer, Sugababe Heidi Range and Dave Berry.
23:35 New Town Killers Film A teen from a rough estate agrees to play a banker's sadistic game to win a cash prize. Contains very strong language and some violence. Also in HD. [2008] [S]
23:45 New: American Dad! 5/19. Why Can't We Be Friends?: Animated comedy. Stan stages a hold-up so that he can put Snot into witness protection and separate him from Steve. Jeff keeps getting mugged by Roger. Also in HD. [S]
 
23:50 Perspectives: Hugh Laurie -... ...Copper Bottom Blues. Hugh Laurie makes a pilgrimage across America to explore the country's blues music, before playing a concert in homage to his musical hero, Professor Longhair.
00:00 Music on 4: Music Nation British Asian Rave A documentary celebrating the musical and social phenomenon of British Asian Rave, the anthem for many second generation British South Asians during the 1990s.
00:00 New: Dallas Boxed In Drama series. Bobby heads to Mexico in an attempt to rescue Ann and Emma. John Ross and Pamela form an uneasy truce. Elena learns of Nicolas's connection to the cartel.
00:10 American Dad! 15/19. License to Till: Klaus and Roger place their bets to see how quickly Roger can make Steve cool but everything they try backfires. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S]
00:05 River Monsters Vampires of the Deep Extreme angler Jeremy Wade embarks on a punishing mission to the Pacific Northwest to try and catch the most ancient river monster of his career.
00:20 Intruders 6/8. Bound: 'Rose' is rising to power, but she makes a forbidden request of Richard. Jack has a traumatic confrontation that digs up his painful past. Contains adult themes. [AD,S]
00:30 Sweat the Small Stuff 5/8. Nick Grimshaw hosts a panel show about life's little annoyances, with Rochelle Humes and Melvin Odoom and guests Maisie Williams, Ashley Walters, James Acaster and Iain Stirling. Also in HD. [S]
00:20 Plebs The Best Men Sitcom set in ancient Rome. Marcus is unexpectedly asked to be best man for the upcoming wedding of Aurelius and sets about organising his stag do.
00:35 24 Hours in A&E When 70-year-old John dislocates his shoulder while out running, the St George's staff put him on ketamine for the pain, and the side effects keep his wife entertained.
00:45 Country Queens at the BBC Featuring Bobbie Gentry, Anne Murray, Emmylou Harris, Tammy Wynette, Billie Jo Spears, Crystal Gayle, Taylor Swift, Lucinda Williams with Mary Chapin Carpenter and more. [S]
 
00:50 Jackpot247 Join the presenters live and play roulette on your telly. Find out how or join in now at Jackpot247.com.
00:50 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours It's every woman's worst nightmare when a sexual predator begins attacking women in the safety of their own apartments while they are sleeping.
01:00 Gavin & Stacey Christmas Special Festive special of the hit sitcom. As Nessa and the Wests head to Essex to spend Christmas with the Shipmans, Gavin and Stacey prepare an announcement. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [AD,S]
00:50 Two and a Half Men I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey American sitcom. Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings when Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.
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01:15 Weather for the Week Ahead Detailed weather forecast. [S]
01:05 See Hear Magazine for the deaf community. Ashley Kendall discovers how TV programme makers add voiceovers, subtitles and in-vision signing to programmes to make them fully accessible. Also in HD. [S,SL]
01:15 SuperCasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel. For more information and to register visit www.SuperCasino.com.
01:15 Two and a Half Men A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On American sitcom. Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband Harry has died.
01:10 Le Serpent Film (2006) Drama. A photographer (Yvan Attal) becomes the target of a deranged ex-classmate (Clovis Cornillac), who's obsessed with avenging a childhood slight. In French/subs. Violence/sex.
01:05 Black Gold Rookie Mistake Series about oil prospecting in US. As the crews struggle to drill four back-breaking holes, things get tense as Gerald tries to win back his position as driller.
01:20 BBC News BBC One joins the BBC's rolling news channel for a night of news, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes. Also in HD. [S]
06:00 Breakfast The latest news, sport, business and weather from the BBC's Breakfast team. Also in HD. [S] Including regional news at 25 and 55 minutes past each hour.
01:30 Waitress Film (2007) Bittersweet comedy-drama. Keri Russell plays a woman trapped in an abusive marriage, who finds love in the unlikeliest of places. With Nathan Fillion. Directed by Adrienne Shelly.
01:35 Trust Me, I'm a Doctor 2/3. Going behind the headlines to answer health questions. Dr Chris van Tulleken investigates whether garlic, beetroot and watermelon can reduce blood pressure. [S,SL]
01:45 Queen Victoria's Letters: A... ...Monarch Unveiled. 2/2. AN Wilson reveals that the years after Albert's death were liberating, productive and exciting times for Queen Victoria. Also in HD. [AD,S]
01:35 Dads Warner's Got it Made US sitcom from the team behind Family Guy about two video game developers. Eli and Warner get too close to the consultants they hire for a new video game.
 
02:00 Growing up Poor 1/2. Girls: Film following three teenage girls all on the cusp of adulthood and dealing with the pressures of growing up - and surviving on under 10 a day. Contains strong language. Also in HD. [S]
02:00 Life's Funniest Moments Series featuring hilarious candid moments caught on camera.
01:55 Minder A Well-Fashioned Fit-Up Arthur's sortie into haute couture lacks the glamour he anticipated when he, and not Terry, ends up minding the frocks. [SL]
02:20 Teleshopping Shopping from home.
02:35 This Is BBC Two Highlights of programmes on BBC Two. [S]
02:45 Legends: Thin Lizzy - Bad... ...Reputation. Portrait of Irish rockers Thin Lizzy, whose success was tempered by drug problems. Contains some strong language. [S]
02:45 ITV4 Nightscreen Text-based information service.
 
03:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA Jeremy Kyle takes his provocative and hugely successful chat show to the United States. [SL]
03:00 Snow, Sex & Suspicious Parents 2/4. Parents spy on their teenage kids on their skiing holidays. Two groups of party animals arrive in the Italian Alps. Contains strong language. [S,SL]
03:00 Teleshopping Shopping from home.
06:00 Movies Now The latest news and reviews of this week's film releases.
03:15 The Desert Rats Film (1953) Second World War drama featuring Richard Burton as the commander of Australian troops during the 1941 siege of Tobruk. Also starring Robert Newton and James Mason. [SL]
03:10 Fred & Rose:The Last Betrayal Last in the documentary series examining what led Fred and Rose West to become killers. The final episode looks at how police officer Hazel Savage fought to have the Wests' patio excavated.
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06:00 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
03:40 ITV Nightscreen Text-based information service.
03:45 This Is BBC Four BBC Four is the BBC channel for people who want more. More depth, more range, more to stimulate the mind. More daily from 7.00pm.
 
04:00 Save Your Energy Kate Humble challenges six families to cut the amount of energy they use by 30 per cent in just three weeks. Energy monitors have been installed in every home. Also in HD. [S]
04:00 Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary.
04:00 This Is BBC Three BBC Three Refreshing TV for the digital age. Tune in daily from 7.00pm.
04:30 Operation Cloud Lab: Secrets of... ...the Skies - Learning Zone. A team of scientists takes to the skies in an airship to explore Earth's atmosphere. Also in HD. [S]
04:25 Divine Designs Paul Binski examines religious art in Britain. In this edition, he goes in search of ecclesiastical wall paintings dating back to before the Reformation.
04:45 Location, Location, Location Phil Spencer and Kirstie Allsopp revisit globetrotter Matt in Windsor, and Justin and Deborah in Sheffield, to see what a few new additions to the family did for their house-hunting dreams. [SL]
04:45 House Doctor Ann Maurice advises people who are having trouble selling their homes. A cluttered B&B on the Norfolk coast is in need of attention.
 
05:00 Ecomaths: Primary 1/2. Stefan Gates visits a school that uses recycled objects in many different ways. Also in HD. [S]
05:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience. [SL]
06:00 Good Morning Britain Breakfast show with the latest news, sport and weather. Muhammad Ali's daughters Maryum and Hana talk about their documentary looking back over their father's life, I Am Ali.
05:10 House Doctor Ann Maurice provides home improvement advice for properties. Ann is in Henley-on-Thames with presenter Alistair Appleton.
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05:30 This is CBBC! Welcome to the CBBC channel. Programmes start at 7.00am.
05:30 This is CBeebies! Welcome to the CBeebies channel. Programmes start at 6.00am.
06:00 Teletubbies My Dad's a Policeman Preschool fun, fantasy and education. The Teletubbies are sitting at their table when they hear a funny noise. A policeman shows off his uniform and badges. [S]
05:35 Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Len Goodman is in Dictionary Corner.
05:35 House Busters Janet Ellis and a team of new-age practitioners suggest ways in which changes to homes could positively affect the personal lives of their owners.
06:00 The WotWots Wotter Otter Alien animation. SpottyWot designs a remote-control system for his chair. It turns out to be exactly what they need to rescue SpottyWot's spanner from an enclosure.
 
05:50 ITV2 Nightscreen Text-based information service.
06:00 Life's Funniest Moments Series featuring hilarious candid moments caught on camera.