This week's UK TV & radio

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05:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
05:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
03:30 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
05:30 This is CBBC! Welcome to the CBBC channel. Programmes start at 7.00am.
05:35 Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Dave Myers is in Dictionary Corner.
 
06:00 Breakfast The latest news, sport, business and weather from the BBC's Breakfast team. Also in HD. [S] Including regional news at 25 and 55 minutes past each hour.
06:00 This Is BBC Two Highlights of programmes on BBC Two. [S]
06:00 Good Morning Britain Breakfast show with the latest news, sport and weather, presented by Susanna Reid, Ben Shephard, Charlotte Hawkins and Sean Fletcher.
06:00 The WotWots Wet Wots Animated alien adventures. After seeing a picture of a dinosaur, an excited SpottyWot heads to the zoo to try and find one himself.
06:00 Ben & Kate Gone Fishin' US comedy series about a brother and sister who are exact opposites. When Ben and Kate's father Randy pays an unexpected visit, chaos ensues.
06:00 Highway Patrol More footage from Australia as we follow the men and women of the highways agencies as they patrol the country's roads and freeways.
06:00 Teletubbies Buying a Sari Preschool fun. A girl goes to the shops to buy a sari. Meanwhile, the Noo Noo is tidying up the Teletubbies' blankets, but Po doesn't want Noo Noo to tidy up hers. [S]
06:05 Homes under the Hammer Property renovation series. Martin and Lucy travel between Kent and Durham to check out a piece of land, a flat and a semi with very different development times. Also in HD. [S]
06:10 Igam Ogam My Turn! Prehistoric animation. Igam Ogam can never wait her turn!
06:20 The King of Queens Vocal Discord When Doug and Carrie see a transcript of one of their arguments, they decide marriage counselling might not be a bad idea.
06:20 Fireman Sam Rocky Rescue CGI adventures. Lily and Sarah get left behind on an expedition up Pontypandy mountain when they befriend a little sheep. At the station, Steele loses his toast.
06:30 New: Toot The Tiny Tugboat Toot's Talent Contest Animated adventures. Toot hosts a talent contest with permission from the harbour master. Pop the ocean liner thinks that he is not talented enough to enter.
06:25 Up All Night Preschool Auction Reagan volunteers to run a prestigious preschool's annual fundraiser, hoping to secure a place for Amy. Chris gets competitive when his brother comes to visit.
06:20 Highway Patrol More footage from Australia as we follow the men and women of the highways agencies as they patrol the country's roads and freeways.
06:25 Pingu Pingu's Ice Cave The animated adventures of Pingu, the clumsy young penguin. Pingu and his friend get trapped in an ice tunnel. Pingu's ingenuity lets them escape and get back home. [S]
06:30 Me Too! Play Safe Children's drama series. Rollerskating is the latest craze in Riverseafingal and Granny Murray is taking Sampson and the children to the skate park to try it out. [AD,S]
06:45 The King of Queens Consummate Professional Carrie finds out that Doug once lied to her about getting a job so that she would sleep with him.
06:45 Peppa Pig The Olden Days Animation. Mummy Pig shows Peppa and her friend Suzy Sheep some old photographs from when they were babies.
06:45 Emmerdale A bombshell is dropped at the Home Farm open day. Defiant Leyla plays hardball. Chas dishes out tough love.
06:45 Cheers Crash of the Titans Sitcom about the regulars at a Boston bar. Sam attempts to foil Rebecca's plan to take control of the bar.
 
06:50 Pip Ahoy! Balloonatics Animation. Pip and Mrs Twitcher end up flying across the cove in Mr Morris's hot air balloon when Hopper accidentally loosens the anchor rope.
07:00 Milkshake Monkey Pick Your Own Preschool series following inquisitive puppet Milkshake Monkey. Milkshake Monkey challenges his friend to a fruit-picking competition. Who will pick the most fruit?
07:00 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
07:00 Arthur The Long Road Home The adventures of a young aardvark and his friends. George is determined to walk all the way from Crown City to Elwood City to raise money for autism research. [S]
06:50 Cloudbabies Go Slow Rainbow Animated series about the Cloudbabies, who look after the sky. Baba Yellow is painting Rainbow and Baba Green is hard at work in the garden. Also in HD. [S]
07:00 Baby Jake Baby Jake Loves Making Noise The adventures of magical Baby Jake and friends. Baby Jake and the Hamsternauts go on a space adventure making noise. Also in HD. [S]
07:05 Call the Council 4/10. Series following council officers. Officers lose patience with the owner of a filthy takeaway and assist the police in a forensic search after a stabbing on a residential street. [S]
07:10 3rd Rock from the Sun My Mother the Alien Dick discovers he lacks nurturing skills when he tries to look after Mary Albright's pet fish while she is away at a conference and accidentally kills them.
07:05 Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Morning, Noon and Night Impish animation. The Wise Old Elf teaches the children how to tell the time, and takes Ben and Holly to see the big clock at the top of the Elf Tree.
07:15 Emmerdale Katie and Andy worry that an unwelcome visitor might be sticking around. Lisa returns to more stress than she left behind. Kerry and Ali reach an understanding.
07:10 Cheers It's a Wonderful Wife Sitcom set in a Boston bar. Norm panics when his wife, Vera, gets a new job upstairs at Melville's. Lilith plans a sexy birthday surprise for Frasier.
07:15 Blow Your Mind: Spectacular Space 4/10. Dr Chris and Dr Xand learn about space. They find out all about the moon and how it affects our oceans and tides. Also in HD. [S]
07:10 Postman Pat: SDS A Magical Jewel Children's animation. Pat delivers an Indian elephant to Meera for her school show and tell, but a magpie steals its precious jewel. Pat must find the magpie's nest. [S]
07:20 Mr Men Cars Should Mr Grumpy share a car with Little Miss Sunshine, or risk being pecked by birds? Meanwhile, Little Miss Daredevil hits the road in her racing car.
07:30 Milkshake A look ahead to today's children's programmes, including competitions and dedications.
07:30 The Joke Machine 5/50. Children from two schools deliver their funniest joke. St Margaret's goes up against Bournemouth Park. Also in HD. [S]
07:25 Dinopaws The Thing We Looked Through Animation about three dinosaurs exploring their world. The Dinopaws invent a new game called Look-at-Me, but they break the toy they are playing with. Also in HD. [AD,S]
07:35 3rd Rock from the Sun Gobble, Gobble, Dick, Dick The aliens are puzzled by the Thanksgiving holiday, but they invite Mrs Dubcek and her daughter to their first celebration. Tommy visits the local pool hall.
07:35 Thomas and Friends Missing Gator Animation. Percy rushes around trying to take his mind off of how much he misses his friend, Gator, and loses control of some trucks which roll into an old mine.
07:45 You've Been Framed Parent problems, holiday horrors and clever animals feature in this edition of the comedy clip show. Harry Hill presides over another batch of viewers' camcorder catastrophes.
07:40 The Professionals Weekend in the Country Action-packed drama series. An idyllic weekend in the country for Bodie and Doyle turns into a farmhouse siege of terror.
07:35 MOTD Kickabout: Build-Up A look ahead to the weekend's fixtures in the Premier League with team news, stats and the stories making the headlines. Also in HD. [S]
07:40 Newsround Topical news magazine for children. Also in HD. [S]
07:45 Naomi's Nightmares of Nature 5/10. South Africa: East: Naomi's on a mission to confront her worst nightmare, as she explores the East coast of South Africa and goes in search of the world's biggest shark. Also in HD. [S]
07:40 Kate and Mim-Mim Mega Music Maker Animated series about Kate and Mim-Mim. Callie's mega music maker is broken, so Kate leads the gang on a quest to fix the island-sized instrument. Also in HD. [S]
 
07:50 Close Calls: On Camera 4/15. Nick Knowles presents close calls caught on film. An extreme sportsman films himself plummeting down a 1000-foot cliff and his parachute fails to open properly. Also in HD. [S]
08:00 Everybody Loves Raymond Brother Ray agrees to take Robert out on the anniversary of his divorce, but is disturbed by the brotherly bonding that develops.
07:50 Noddy In Toyland Noddy's Sticky Day Noddy wants to bake a tart for Pudding Day, so Mr Wobbly Man gives him a tin of treacle. But the goblins want the tart for themselves.
08:00 Little Princess Please Don't Go Regal larks. When a flock of unfriendly geese drive Admiral from his pond, Little Princess sets about finding a new role for him in the castle.
07:50 Q Pootle 5 Bud-D Gets a Rocket Space animation. Bud-D is quite happy pretending his dustbin is a rocket until Pootle arrives and suggests that Bud-D convert his toy rocket into a real one. Also in HD. [S]
08:00 Octonauts The Decorator Crab Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. When important objects go missing from their ship, the Octonauts watch out for the thief. Also in HD. [AD,S]
08:15 Peppa Pig Edmond Elephant's Birthday Pig tales. Peppa and her friends go to help at Edmond Elephant's birthday party, but the little children are harder to look after than they expected.
08:15 The Cube Builder Jim and young mum Laura take on the Cube - but do either of them have what it takes to win through and walk away with the prize? With Phillip Schofield.
08:15 Newsround Topical news magazine for children. Also in HD. [S]
08:15 Everything's Rosie From Little Acorns Great Oakleys Will Sleep Rosie lives in a playhouse with her colourful group of friends. Oakley hasn't had a good night's sleep for weeks. Also in HD. [AD,S]
08:20 A Taste of Britain 9/20. North Yorkshire: Food programme exploring specialities from around Britain. In North Yorkshire, Brian Turner and Janet Street-Porter start their journey on the Roman walls of York. [S,SL]
08:30 Lorraine Morning show with a topical mix of entertainment, discussion and showbiz glamour, as well as featuring the latest fashion, food and celebrity gossip.
08:30 Everybody Loves Raymond Mozart To teach Ally a lesson about quitting, Ray resumes the piano lessons with his mother he gave up 25 years ago.
08:25 Peppa Pig The Biggest Muddy Puddle in the World Pig tales. Peppa and George wake up one morning to find that all the rain has made a flood, and their house is now a desert island!
08:25 Scooby Doo: Pirates Ahoy! Film Animated adventure. Scooby and the gang take a creepy cruise into one of the world's most mysterious places - the legendary Bermuda Triangle! [2006] [S]
08:25 Chuggington Koko's New Look Children's animation in which the trains talk, think and don't need drivers. When Koko sees the design that Lori has painted on Zephie's face, she wants one too. [S]
08:35 Toby's Travelling Circus In and Out Animation. Li and Ling have a massive falling out, then, when Thor brings a new balancing pole for Li, she accidentally knocks the head off Ling's favourite sunflower!
08:40 Kojak Hush Now, or You'll Die Detective drama series. The father of a rape victim convinces her not to report the incident to the police, and sets out to take his revenge on the rapist.
08:35 Timmy Time 8/28. Ballerina Timmy: Animated adventures of a lamb at nursery school. Timmy is enthralled by Mittens's new music box, which has a splendid ballerina on top. [AD,S]
08:45 Little Robots 8/13. Noisy Knows Noise: Stop-frame animation about Tiny and his Little Robot friends. Messy hits his head and all of a sudden starts to moo, baa and miaow instead of barking. [S]
 
09:00 Frasier The Unkindest Cut of All Frasier hopes to stop Eddie the dog from putting himself about after he finds himself foster-father to a litter of puppies sired by the mutt.
08:50 Bananas In Pyjamas The Missing Muffins Animation. When Morgan's yummy, freshly baked muffins suddenly disappear, everyone blames Pedro. But Pedro swears he is innocent and only the Bananas believe him.
09:00 Tickety Toc Visiting Time Animation about two lively twins who live inside a cuckoo clock. Hopparoo's cousin Bopparoo comes to visit and the whole town is very excited.
09:00 Melody 15/20. Tiptoe Troll: Preschool mixed-media music show. Melody listens to In the Hall of the Mountain King composed by Greig and imagines a story about trolls and stolen treasure. Also in HD. [AD,S]
09:15 Rip Off Britain: Live 5/5. Live edition of the consumer series. Gloria Hunniford, Angela Rippon and Julia Somerville discover how postal workers are being drafted into the battle against scams. Also in HD. [S]
09:05 £100k House: Tricks of the Trade 3/6. Kieran Long and Piers Taylor help homeowners as they take on ambitious building projects. This time, a home unsuitable for family life needs a bold architectural solution. [S,SL]
09:15 The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show with this week's panelists Steve Furst and Zoe Lyons. Today's guest is Michael Mosley.
09:15 Winners & Losers Happiness is a Delusion: Australian drama series. Jenny gets more involved in Sean's party world. Frances has to act as Zach's girlfriend when his grandparents come to visit.
09:10 Bing Hide and Seek Bing didn't go to the toilet before the game of hide-and-seek started, and now he has to decide whether to give up his hiding place or try and hold on. Also in HD. [AD,S]
09:15 Bing Kite Children's animation. It's a windy day and Bing wants to fly his Hoppity Voosh kite with Flop. And he wants to do it all by himself. Also in HD. [AD,S]
09:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
09:30 Frasier The Matchmaker Frasier invites the new station manager home for dinner to fix him up with Daphne. But he thinks it's Frasier who's interested in him.
09:30 Dani's House 10/13. It's Not Easy Being Green: Surreal sitcom. Sam dares Dani and Toby to cut their carbon footprint. Can Toby survive without all his electronic gizmos? [S]
09:25 Minibeast Adventure with Jess 15/20. Ant: In her treehouse den, Jess looks at her ant colony with its queen and many worker ants. Also in HD. [S]
09:40 Magnum P.I. Thank Heaven for Little Girls and Big Ones Too Detective drama. Magnum accepts five little girls as clients, against his better judgement, and tries to find their missing teacher.
09:35 Get Squiggling! Letters 15/26. Letter O: Preschool show. Squiglet demonstrates how to write the letter o. He meets an octopus who learns circus tricks from an ostrich. Also in HD. [S]
09:45 Something Special 8/20. Baby: Educational series using Makaton sign language. Justin visits his friend Josh and helps him look after his baby sister Olivia for the day. Also in HD. [S]
 
10:00 Homes Under the Hammer Martin Roberts and Lucy Alexander visit a property in Cardiff in Wales, a three-bedroomed end-of-terrace property in London and a three-bedroomed terraced house in Manchester. [S]
10:00 Daily Brunch with Ocado Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer welcome guest wordsmith Mark Forsyth who talks them through the latest additions to the Collins Dictionary.
10:00 Wolfblood 9/13. The Cure: Drama series. Jana, Tom and Shannon go to Segolia where Tom discovers something mysterious and terrifying that changes his life. Also in HD. [AD,S]
10:05 Sea City 1/3. Series going behind the scenes at the Port of Southampton. Red Funnel ferries staff try to stick to their schedules as thousands of people head to a festival on the Isle of Wight. [S,SL]
10:15 Ben & Kate Father-Daughter Dance Ben tries to upstage Kate by volunteering to organise the annual father-daughter dance at Maddie's school, but soon realises it is easier said than done.
10:05 Show Me Show Me Birthdays and Floating Chris and Pui investigate and explore in their magical playroom in the sky. It is Stuffy's birthday and all the toys have made him a card, except Tom. [S]
10:30 This Morning Presented by Eamonn Holmes and Ruth Langsford. A look at the day's news headlines.
10:30 Wolfblood 10/13. The Cult of Tom: Fantasy drama following teenagers and their secret lives as wolfbloods. Tom is out of control so Rhydian, Shannon and Jana turn to Segolia for help. Also in HD. [AD,S]
10:30 Little Charley Bear 13/13. A Bear For All Seasons: Series about a teddy bear with a big imagination. Charley experiences and learns about each of the different seasons. Also in HD. [AD,S]
10:35 The Travel Show Series showcasing the best of travel across the globe. Keith Wallace is in the west of Iceland, where a new tunnel is being dug deep into the heart of Langjokull glacier. Also in HD. [S]
10:45 Up All Night Day After Valentine's Day US sitcom focusing on TV producer and new mum Reagan and her husband, Chris. Reagan and Chris attempt to have a drama-free Valentine's day.
10:45 The Professionals Wild Justice Drama series about two criminal-intelligence agents. Bodie's mental state is questioned after he becomes preoccupied with a gang of Hell's Angels.
10:40 The Rhyme Rocket 4/20. Holidays: Children's poetry series. Professor Poet's holiday plans are put on hold when the team pick up a signal of rhyme activity from children in Edinburgh. Also in HD. [S]
 
11:00 Call the Council 5/10. Series following council officers. Officers crack down on an off-licence suspected of selling illicit alcohol and help the community spruce up green spaces for Britain in Bloom. Also in HD. [S]
11:00 BBC News The latest national and international news, plus top interviews and analysis. Also in HD. [S]
10:55 ITV News The latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a local weather forecast.
11:00 This Morning Presented by Eamonn Holmes and Ruth Langsford. A look at the day's news headlines.
11:00 Jamie's Money Saving Meals Jamie makes a thrifty curry with chicken drumsticks and his frugal but posh beans on toast.
11:00 Damn the Defiant! Film (1962) Maritime adventure. Alec Guinness, Dirk Bogarde, Anthony Quayle and Tom Bell star in this stirring tale of mutiny aboard an 18th-century British warship. Directed by Lewis Gilbert.
11:00 Wizards vs Aliens 6/7. Endless Night: Randal Moon is filled with dread - an eclipse is due to take place and he swears that evil will fall when the moon blocks out the sun. Also in HD. [S]
10:50 Magic Hands 5/32. Home Sweet Home: Children's sign language poetry series. In James Carter's Home Maker, Donna looks at all the things that make up planet Earth. Also in HD. [S]
10:55 Mister Maker Around the World 25/26. Arts and crafts programme. In the UK, Mister Maker tries to make a funny fur hand in under a minute and in South Africa the Mini Makers help build a really wild animal picture. Also in HD. [S]
11:10 Cowboy Builders Harrow Dom Littlewood and Melinda Messenger track down the UK's most terrible tradesmen. Dom and Melinda visit a family they helped back in 2010.
11:10 Royal Pains Drama series. Jill's mentor tries to get her fired. A young boy's attempt to run away from his inventor father goes awry.
11:15 ZingZillas Cinema Day A band of primate friends play music in their tropical island paradise. The ZingZillas are spending the day at the cinema, but disaster strikes. Also in HD. [S]
11:30 BBC World News The latest international news from the BBC. Also in HD. [S]
11:30 Come Dine with Me In Medway, Kent, retired granny and experimental cook Nina Gaskell serves cucumber stuffed with corned beef, and gravy with coconut.
11:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
11:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
11:45 Close Calls: On Camera 5/15. Nick Knowles presents close calls caught on film. A man fights for life in the cold waters of the north Pacific Ocean - the rescue is captured by a yacht's onboard cameras. Also in HD. [S]
11:40 Tweenies Highlands and Islands Playtime with the puppet people. Judy learns Scottish dancing in a castle and goes in search of fluffy rabbits. [S]
 
12:00 Daily Politics Andrew Neil presents the latest political news, interviews and debate. [S]
12:00 Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather.
11:50 Highway Patrol More outrageous footage of bad driving and bizarre occurances on the antipodean roads and highways.
11:55 All At Sea Chicken Charlie and his family run a bed and breakfast by the sea. Charlie and his pals find themselves in conflict with their families, their neighbour and a local organic chef. Also in HD. [AD,S]
12:00 Wibbly Pig Jungle Preschool animation based on the popular children's books. Wibbly goes to the deepest jungle to search for a special creature known as the Fligley Imple. [S]
12:15 Bargain Hunt Lewes The bargain hunters are in Lewes, scouring the local antique shops with the help of experts Catherine Southon and Mark Stacey. Tim Wonnacott makes a visit to Polesden Lacey. Also in HD. [AD,S]
12:05 Come Dine with Me It's day two in Medway, Kent, and barmaid Laura Leibo struggles with the stress of hosting. Later on, her guests take part in a robotic dance-off in her kitchen.
12:10 5 News at Lunchtime National and international news.
12:15 Underground Britain Brand new documentary series in which engineer Rob Bell explores the subterranean world beneath our feet. In Scotland, he discovers the gruesome secrets of an ancient cave.
12:15 Emmerdale A bombshell is dropped at the Home Farm open day. Defiant Leyla plays hardball. Chas dishes out tough love.
12:15 Highway Patrol More footage from Australia as we follow the men and women of the highways agencies as they patrol the country's roads and freeways.
12:10 I Can Cook Hide-and-Seek Cheesecake Cook up a feast of food fun in Katy's kitchen and join in with another tasty recipe. Katy and her friends make hide-and-seek cheesecake, with raspberries. [S]
12:30 Loose Women Katie Price joins the ladies today to talk about her tenth novel.
12:20 All At Sea Baby Charlie and his family run a bed and breakfast by the sea. Kevin's goddaughter is getting baptised and Charlie is causing havoc again. Also in HD. [AD,S]
12:25 Balamory Sheepdog Children's series based around a small Scottish island community. PC Plum has promised to bring Sandy the sheepdog to the nursery, but the dog is too busy on the farm. [AD,S]
12:35 Come Dine with Me Police communications officer Esther Kennedy is third to host in Medway, Kent. Esther has planned a gourmet dinner party menu but her food receives mixed reviews.
12:45 Emmerdale Katie and Andy worry that an unwelcome visitor might be sticking around. Lisa returns to more stress than she left behind. Kerry and Ali reach an understanding.
12:45 Darts: European Championship Matt Smith is joined by Alan Warriner Little and Chris Mason for live coverage of the first session of this three day event from Mulheim in Germany.
12:45 Tinga Tinga Tales Why Cheetah Has Tears Stories about how different animals became distinctive. Cheetah was once faster than even the Wind, until one day they had a race. Also in HD. [S]
 
13:00 BBC News at One The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. Also in HD. [S]
13:00 A Taste of My Life 9/9. Brenda Blethyn: Nigel Slater explores celebrities' experiences of food. Actress Brenda Blethyn talks with fondness about growing up as one of nine children in a time of rationing. [S]
12:50 All At Sea Statues Charlie and his family run a bed and breakfast by the sea. When Ben takes up a career as a human statue, Charlie tries to bring in more cash by 'borrowing' a real one. Also in HD. [S]
13:00 Melody 15/20. Tiptoe Troll: Preschool mixed-media music show. Melody listens to In the Hall of the Mountain King composed by Greig and imagines a story about trolls and stolen treasure. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:05 Come Dine with Me In Kent, posh art graduate Patrick Fysh hopes to impress with his molecular gastronomy. But Nina's left speechless by some risqué pictures of Patrick's girlfriend.
13:15 Home and Away An irritated Kyle explodes at Matt when he insults Phoebe's music, causing Phoebe to have a word with him about controlling his anger.
13:15 You've Been Framed! Teenage traumas, practical jokes and zany zoo moments feature in this collection of home video howlers, presented by Harry Hill.
13:05 Beau Brummell Film (1954) Period drama. Stewart Granger stars as the fashion leader who was one of the most colourful and controversial figures in Regency England. With Peter Ustinov and Elizabeth Taylor.
13:10 Bing Hide and Seek Bing didn't go to the toilet before the game of hide-and-seek started, and now he has to decide whether to give up his hiding place or try and hold on. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:15 Bing Kite Children's animation. It's a windy day and Bing wants to fly his Hoppity Voosh kite with Flop. And he wants to do it all by himself. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:30 BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London. [S]
13:30 Ready Steady Cook Actor William Tapley and dancer Hannah Vassallo dish up a gourmet feast in the red and green kitchens, as Ainsley Harriott introduces another classic twenty-minute cooking challenge. Also in HD. [S]
13:30 ITV News & Weather Nina Hossain with the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast and all the news and weather in your region.
13:20 Sarah Jane's Alien Files 1/6. Sarah Jane Smith opens the Alien Files. This time it's the lowdown on her nemesis the Trickster, and Krislok the time-travelling Graske. [AD,S,SL]
13:25 Minibeast Adventure with Jess 15/20. Ant: In her treehouse den, Jess looks at her ant colony with its queen and many worker ants. Also in HD. [S]
13:45 Doctors About Time Drama series set in a health centre. Mrs Tembe discovers what it is really like to be a nurse on house calls, while Kevin and Heston make a shocking discovery. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:40 Come Dine with Me In Medway, Kent, cheeky-chappy Michael Dodsworth is keeping it simple in the kitchen, with after-dinner party games, including a piñata, to follow.
13:45 Neighbours The police believe that they are on the verge of ensnaring Dakota when she arranges a rendezvous, but she sends Daniel in her place. Lou fixes a date with Alice's grandmother.
13:35 Get Squiggling! Letters 15/26. Letter O: Preschool show. Squiglet demonstrates how to write the letter o. He meets an octopus who learns circus tricks from an ostrich. Also in HD. [S]
13:45 Something Special 8/20. Baby: Educational series using Makaton sign language. Justin visits his friend Josh and helps him look after his baby sister Olivia for the day. Also in HD. [S]
 
14:00 Dickinson's Real Deal David Dickinson and his team of antique dealers travel to Wood Green where a gold pocket watch and Albert chain causes the most excitement.
13:50 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
13:50 Ludus 5/20. Game show for children. Three Earthtwerps journey deep into space to take on Ludus. They play his interactive computer games to rescue their friends and family. [AD,S,SL]
14:15 Perfection Nick Knowles presents the true-or-false quiz show with £1,000 up for grabs in each episode if contestants answer all questions correctly and achieve absolute perfection. Also in HD. [S]
14:15 The Rockford Files 10/22. Black Mirror: Part 2: American drama series about a Californian private eye. Jim tries to trace Megan's stalker. Also in HD. [S]
14:10 Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Dave Myers is in Dictionary Corner.
14:15 NCIS The Truth Is Out There Drama series following the Navy's dedicated federal agency. The team is called in when the body of a marine is found in a nightclub.
14:15 OOglies 5/13. When the humans are away the OOglies play! While cheeky Cheese sets a trap for strongman Monkey Nut, Stunt Tomato tries his latest death-defying balance trick. Also in HD. [S]
14:05 Show Me Show Me Birthdays and Floating Chris and Pui investigate and explore in their magical playroom in the sky. It is Stuffy's birthday and all the toys have made him a card, except Tom. [S]
14:30 League of Super Evil Dial 'E' for Evil: Voltar's random prank call has drawn the wrath of an alien warlord who travels to Earth demanding an apology. Voltar's refusal could mean the end of the world! [S]
14:30 Abadas Rocking Horse Pop-up book adventures with the curious Abadas: Hari the hippo, Ela the fox and Seren the bat. The Abadas are cantering around the island playing horses. Also in HD. [S]
14:45 Sidekick The Bogeyman Animated series following four friends as they train at the Academy for Aspiring Sidekicks. The kids must cooperate to defeat an evil golfer. Also in HD. [AD,S]
14:40 The Rhyme Rocket 16/20. Bugs: Children's poetry series. When they receive a signal from Rhyme Recruits about to perform a poem in Glasgow, the crew blast off to join them. Also in HD. [S]
 
15:00 Escape to the Country Gloucestershire Alistair Appleton helps a pair of newly-weds find their very first home together. Also in HD. [AD,S]
15:00 Cagney and Lacey Recreational Use Police drama series about two women detectives in New York. Cagney and Lacey investigate why elderly tenants are suffering suspicious fates. Also in HD. [S]
15:00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show Tom Parker Bowles cooks up a Friday Feast and shares his thoughts about food, and more nostalgia as Alan Titchmarsh plays tribute to another classic game show of old.
15:00 Fifteen to One Sandi Toksvig presents the new series of the notoriously tough quiz show as 15 contestants compete to win a place in the Grand Final.
14:55 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
14:55 Scooby-Doo and the Loch Ness... Film ...Monster. Animated adventure in which Scooby and the crew travel to Scotland on holiday and find themselves unexpectedly tackling the mystery of the Loch Ness monster. [2004] [S]
14:55 Magic Hands 5/32. Home Sweet Home: Children's sign language poetry series. In James Carter's Home Maker, Donna looks at all the things that make up planet Earth. Also in HD. [S]
15:00 Mister Maker Around the World 25/26. Arts and crafts programme. In the UK, Mister Maker tries to make a funny fur hand in under a minute and in South Africa the Mini Makers help build a really wild animal picture. Also in HD. [S]
15:15 At Risk Film Mystery starring Andie MacDowell and Daniel Sunjata. A detective is asked to reopen a twenty-year-old murder case, and soon finds himself embroiled in politics. (2010)
15:15 Those Magnificent Men... Film ...in Their Flying Machines: (1965) Newspaper boss Robert Morley puts up a £10,000 prize for the winner of a flight from London to Paris, and soon a motley assortment of aviators is ready.
15:20 Little Charley Bear 13/13. A Bear For All Seasons: Series about a teddy bear with a big imagination. Charley experiences and learns about each of the different seasons. Also in HD. [AD,S]
15:30 Raa Raa the Noisy Lion Topsy's Musical Stones Stop-frame animation featuring Raa Raa, who lives in the Jingly Jangly Jungle. Raa Raa has to make sure that nobody jumps on the musical stones. Also in HD. [S]
15:45 Holiday of My Lifetime with Len... ...Goodman. 5/15. Sporting superstar Fatima Whitbread goes back to Burnham-on-Crouch in Essex. Also in HD. [AD,S]
15:40 ZingZillas Zingbop 10/20. Litter Litter Litter: The ZingZillas and DJ Loose show ZingBoppers how to dance to this episode's ZingBop song, Litter Litter Litter. Also in HD. [S]
15:45 Tilly and Friends Tilly Can't Sleep Animation. All is quiet in the little yellow house as the friends are sleeping soundly through the night. All except Tilly. She just cannot go to sleep. Also in HD. [S]
 
15:50 Who Do You Think You Are? 5/10. Hugh Dennis: Celebrity genealogy series. Comedian Hugh Dennis learns more about his two grandfathers, whose experiences of the First World War were very different. Also in HD. [AD,S]
16:00 Tipping Point Ben Shephard hosts the quiz show in which four players take on an extraordinary machine in the hope of winning its 10,000 pound jackpot.
16:00 Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. In a game-changing twist players could also double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough?
16:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
16:00 The Numtums Beak of the Week Number learning series. It's the Hobarts award ceremony and Larry is desperate to be awarded Best Beak, but worries a mysterious beak may beat him to it. Also in HD. [S]
16:05 Newsround Topical news magazine for children. Also in HD. [S]
16:15 All Over the Place 6/13. Space, Lawnmowers and Sumo Championships!: Ed Petrie and friends visit unusual and amazing places in the UK. The gang listen in on alien noises in Cheshire. Also in HD. [S]
16:10 What's the Big Idea? 18/52. Knowledge: Preschool animation. When he wonders if his friend the elephant can fly, Hugo holds his very own experiment to find out. [S]
16:15 Andy's Wild Adventures 20/20. New Zealand Penguins: Preschool wildlife series. Andy and Kip embark on another wild adventure to New Zealand in search of crested penguins. Also in HD. [S]
16:30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5/20. Antiques experts David Harper and Christina Trevanion face the Showdown, the ultimate antiques challenge where absolutely anything can happen. Also in HD. [S]
16:30 Nina and the Neurons: Get Sporty Long Jump Fun science for preschoolers. Nina investigates how we can jump further and experimenters Amna, Katie and Rachael meet a long jumper. Also in HD. [S]
16:45 New: Blow Your Mind:... ...Spectacular Space. 5/10. Dr Chris and Dr Xand learn about space. They find out about the moon and how it is getting farther away from Earth. Also in HD. [S]
16:45 Mike the Knight Mike the Knight and the Fireless Dragon Animated series about a young knight in training. Sparkie decides to stop breathing fire after he ruins Mrs Piecrust's dragonberry pies! Also in HD. [AD,S]
 
16:50 Great British Railway Journeys 15/25. Port Talbot to Milford Haven: Michael Portillo explores the Victorian railway legacy behind the steel works of Port Talbot and uncovers the whaling past of Milford Haven. [AD,S]
17:00 The Chase Quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh. Four contestants must pit their wits against the Chaser, a ruthless quiz genius determined to stop them winning the prize cash.
17:00 Four in a Bed It's the last day of the competition and the B&B owners come together to confront their rivals. Tensions run high as the payments are finally revealed and the winner is announced.
17:00 5 News at 5 National and international news presented by Emma Crosby.
17:00 Magnum P.I. Skin Deep Detective drama series set in Hawaii. When the disfigured body of a beautiful model is discovered, Magnum is hired by her former lover to find out who killed her.
17:00 New: Sam & Mark's Sport Showdown Sportilicious v The Lightning Strikers Sam and Mark test two rival teams. Sportilicious and the Lightning Strikers compete in challenges to win the Sport Showdown gold medal. Also in HD. [S]
17:00 New: The Furchester Hotel Mystery Weekend Two detectives and a mysterious racoon check in for the hotel's Mystery Weekend. Also in HD. [AD,S]
17:15 Pointless Quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by plumbing the depths of their general knowledge to come up with the answers no-one else can think of. Also in HD. [S]
17:05 You've Been Framed! Harry Hill keeps the laughs coming in another episode of the home video show. Caught on camera this evening are stage falls, mad mums, haircut horrors and animal antics.
17:10 Sarah & Duck 21/40. Camera: Animation. Sarah and her best friend Duck embark on simple but exciting adventures. Sarah and Duck attempt to take photographs of birds. Also in HD. [AD,S]
17:20 Flog It! Balbirnie The team visit Balbirnie House near Glenrothes, in the Kingdom of Fife. Gems include a Japanese ivory panel and a pristine 1950s train set. Also in HD. [S]
17:30 Come Dine with Me Tracy hosts the final night of this new competition from Weston-super-Mare. Her black-tie-and-ballgowns evening is designed around her love of dance, including dance lessons for her guests.
17:30 Neighbours The police believe that they are on the verge of ensnaring Dakota when she arranges a rendezvous, but she sends Daniel in her place. Lou fixes a date with Alice's grandmother.
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17:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
17:30 You've Been Framed! Harry Hill returns with more camcorder catastrophes. In tonight's video jukebox, motorbike near misses, wedding day nightmares and catastrophic curtain calls. Plus Frame a Friend.
17:30 New: All At Sea Pride of Scarborough Charlie and his family run a bed and breakfast by the sea. Everyone thinks Charlie has foiled a burglary, but has the whole truth been told? Also in HD. [AD,S]
17:20 Grandpa in My Pocket Miss Smiley's Springtime Make and Do Day Children's comedy about a grandpa who can magically shrink. Miss Smiley is running a make-and-do workshop for children at her café. Also in HD. [AD,S]
17:35 New: Boj Sports G'day Animation. It's sports day in Giggly Park, and Boj mistakenly wins all the medals. With only one race left, can Boj help his buddies all win a medal? Also in HD. [S]
17:45 Dipdap Bubble Series in which a drawn line creates challenges for unsuspecting little Dipdap. The Line draws lots of colourful bubbles. Dipdap loves to burst them but it's not easy. Also in HD. [S]
 
18:00 BBC News at Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. Also in HD. [S]
18:00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on what is probably the greatest quiz team in Britain, made up of some of the country's top quizzers. Also in HD. [S]
18:00 ITV News London A round-up of all the latest news in London and the South East, plus features, sport and local weather.
18:00 The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror XVIII Bart helps Kodos to contact his home planet, Homer lives a double life as a government assassin, and Ned Flanders turns the church into a Hell house.
18:00 Home and Away An irritated Kyle explodes at Matt when he insults Phoebe's music, causing Phoebe to have a word with him about controlling his anger.
18:00 Royal Pains Lovesick Drama series. Ms Newberg's stepdaughter is hospitalised and Divya tries to add some excitement to her relationship with Raj.
17:55 Transformers: Revenge of the... ...Fallen (2009) Raucous and rough sci-fi action sequel. A couple (Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox) must try to prevent the Decepticon robots from destroying Earth.
18:00 UEFA Europa League Highlights Comprehensive review of all the action including Everton away to Lille, Tottenham Hotspur at home to Greek side Asteras Tripoli, and Celtic at home to FC Astra.
18:00 Millie Inbetween Bigging-Up Dad Comedy-drama series. Dad has a date with Amber, who the girls think is way out of his league - so they decide to give his image a radical makeover. Also in HD. [S]
17:50 The Adventures of Abney and Teal The Porridge Tower Animated adventures. Abney is making porridge bread, but he just can't get the recipe right. Also in HD. [AD,S]
18:00 64 Zoo Lane CBeebies Bedtime Hour. The Story of Hercule Moustache: Snowbert recalls the time he and Sidney took a walrus called Hercule Moustache on a trip. [S]
18:10 Driver Dan's Story Train CBeebies Bedtime Hour. Happy Snappy Hop: Animation. Hop secretly borrows Tallulah's camera but she doesn't know what to do when it breaks. Featuring the story The Lost Slippers. Also in HD. [S]
18:30 BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London. [S]
18:30 Strictly Come Dancing - It... ...Takes Two. Zoe Ball takes a sneak peek into rehearsals and the star-studded Friday Panel looks forward to the next show. Also in HD. [S]
18:30 ITV News & Weather Alastair Stewart and Charlene White with the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast.
18:30 Hollyoaks As the McQueens begin to doubt Theresa, she fears for her own sanity. Tegan receives some shocking news, while Dennis resorts to extreme measures to avenge Leanne's death.
18:30 5 News Tonight National and international news including reports, live updates and interviews. Presented by Matt Barbet.
18:30 Shaun the Sheep Two's Company Animation. A bedraggled new sheep lands amongst the flock. After a wash in sheep dip, the newcomer turns out to be quite attractive and Shaun falls head over hoof. Also in HD. [S]
18:20 In the Night Garden CBeebies Bedtime Hour. Igglepiggle's Tiddle: In a magical forest, characters have adventures. A mysterious jet of water, a tiddle, appears suddenly next to Igglepiggle. Also in HD. [S]
18:40 The Story of Tracy Beaker 19/20. Moving On: Drama series about life in a children's home. Tracy tries to make amends with Cam, but an unexpected announcement changes everything. [AD,S]
 
19:00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Chris Evans and Alex Jones. Also in HD. [S]
19:00 Big Dreams Small Spaces 5/5. Monty Don helps people create the garden of their dreams. This time, a Norwegian garden complete with waterfalls to be fashioned out of a tiny back yard in Dorset. Also in HD. [S]
19:00 Emmerdale Moira worries for Adam's future. Andy refuses a new job offer. Lisa resorts to desperate measures in order to lose weight.
19:00 Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather.
19:00 New: World War II In Colour Turning the Tide Documentary series telling the story of World War II with the aid of rare archive footage. The story of the race between the Allied and Axis powers to develop new weapons.
18:58 This Is BBC Three BBC Three. The best in new entertainment, comedy, contemporary drama and music for the digital generation. Stay tuned for 60 Seconds news.
19:00 Hotel of Mum and Dad 4/6. Two princesses who are waited on hand and foot must give up their luxuries and move out. Also in HD. [S]
18:58 This Is BBC Four This is BBC Four. Programmes start at 7.00pm.
19:00 World News Today The latest national and international news, exploring the day's events from a global perspective. Also in HD. [S] Followed by weather.
19:00 Totally You've Been Framed! Harry Hill delves into the archive to present some of the most amusing footage filmed by the public, including the funniest weddings, dogs, teens and birthdays caught on camera.
19:00 Darts: European Championship Matt Smith is joined by Chris Mason and Alan Warriner Little for live coverage of the evening session from day one at the European Championship from Mulheim in Germany.
18:58 ..programmes start at 7.00am
18:50 CBeebies Bedtime Stories CBeebies Bedtime Hour. If I Were You: An exciting story read by a special guest. Mackenzie Crook reads If I Were You, by Richard Hamilton and Babette Cole. [S]
18:58 ..programmes start at 6.00am ..programmes start at 6.00am
19:30 A Question of Sport Sue Barker is joined by regular team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell for the light-hearted sports quiz. Also in HD. [S] Then BBC News.
19:30 Coronation Street Can Kylie resist Callum's offer? Michelle tries rekindling her relationship. Yasmeen opens the community centre.
19:30 Concerto at the BBC Proms 2/4. Mozart Clarinet: Another chance to hear a live performance from the BBC Proms at the Royal Albert Hall of Mozart's Clarinet Concerto in A major, with English soloist Julian Bliss. [S]
19:35 Unreported World Unreported World meets some of the thousands of young Russian women moving to China to become models, but finding the work and conditions a lot harder than they had expected.
 
20:00 EastEnders It is time for Kat to go home, but where is home now? Kush tries to charm Shabnam at Tamwar's party. Rebecca tries to convince Sonia to let her follow her dreams. Also in HD. [AD,S]
20:00 The BBC Children in Need Sewing... ...Bee. 3/3. Gemma Cairney, Kathryn Flett, Timmy Matley and Helen Lederer take on the sewing room. Also in HD. [S]
20:00 Secrets from the Sky Series in which historian Bettany Hughes takes to the air to unlock secrets hidden in the landscape. Today in Wiltshire, the story of the ghost town of Old Sarum or old Salisbury.
20:00 Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Shadows The action-packed US drama returns for a second series. Coulson and his agents are now wanted fugitives with limited resources. The team takes on some new members they hardly know.
19:55 5 News Update National and international news.
20:00 Rome: The World's First Superpower Brand new documentary series. Larry Lamb visits key locations to tell the story of the Roman empire from an early village of mud huts 3,000 years ago to the formation of the republic.
20:00 Traffic Cops Documentary series following the traffic police as they enforce the law on some of Britain's busiest and most dangerous roads. [S]
20:00 Rule Britannia! Music, Mischief... ...and Morals in the 18th Century. 1/3. Suzy Klein presents a series on the composers and musicians who helped to shape the musical map of Britain in the 18th century. Also in HD. [AD,S]
20:00 Two and a Half Men Good Morning, Mrs Butterworth Popular US sitcom. Charlie tries to make the most of Chelsea and Alan's budding friendship.
20:30 Would I Lie to You? 7/9. Rob Brydon hosts the comedy game of truth and lies. Team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack are joined by Jo Brand, Roisin Conaty, Paul Foot and Ray Mears. Also in HD. [S]
20:30 Coronation Street Will Kylie confess to David? Michelle and Steve are on the rocks. Gary appeals to Alya.
20:30 Two and a Half Men Baseball Was Better with Steroids US sitcom. Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town. Judith goes into labour.
21:00 Have I Got News for You 4/11. The popular satirical news quiz, with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest host Victoria Coren Mitchell and panellists including Katherine Ryan. Also in HD. [S]
21:00 Tom Kerridge's Best Ever Dishes 4/6. Tasty Dinners: Tom Kerridge shows how to cook the best versions of the food everyone loves to eat. He creates fuss-free dishes including lemon pepper chicken and rice pudding. Also in HD. [AD,S]
21:00 Lewis The Lions of Nemea (Part 1): When a classics scholar is stabbed to death and dumped in the Oxford Canal, Lewis, Hathaway and Maddox find themselves sorely tested by a bizarre case.
21:00 Gogglebox Britain's favourite opinionated TV viewers share their sharp, insightful, passionate and sometimes emotional critiques of the week's biggest and best shows.
21:00 New: Alex Polizzi's Secret Italy Brand new documentary series in which hotelier Alex Polizzi rediscovers her roots while travelling across Italy. This time, she takes in the north of the country, including Rome.
21:00 Knife Crime ER - Reggie Yates's... ...Extreme South Africa. 2/3. Reggie sees the extent of South Africa's violent crime by visiting a Cape Town hospital. Contains strong language and upsetting scenes. Also in HD. [S]
21:00 The Joy of ABBA Documentary which explores how ABBA, between 1974 and 1982, raised the bar for pop music as an art form and made people fall in love with the sound of Swedish melancholy. [S]
21:00 Hot Fuzz Film High-octane cop movie homage starring Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, 2007. A stern London sergeant is transferred to a sleepy crime-free village with a suspiciously high accident rate.
20:50 Inglourious Basterds Interview... ...Special The director, Quentin Tarantino, together with stars Christoph Waltz and Diane Kruger and producer Lawrence Bender, talk about the Second World War revenge adventure.
21:00 Inglourious Basterds Film (2009) Quentin Tarantino's World War II action adventure, in which Brad Pitt's squad of Jewish American soldiers go Nazi-hunting in Occupied France. Strong language/bloody violence.
21:30 Not Going Out 2/10. Christening: Sitcom. Lee's big mouth has got him and Lucy invited to a christening party, and now they have no time to find the perfect present for the baby who has everything. Also in HD. [S]
21:30 Gardeners' World Gardening magazine. Monty Don cracks on with his seasonal tasks at Longmeadow. Carol Klein visits first-time gardeners Dan and Dominique as they prepare for winter. Also in HD. [S]
22:00 BBC News at Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. Also in HD. [S]
22:00 QI 4/18. Levity: Stephen Fry takes a light-hearted look at levity, levitation and lights with Josh Widdicombe, Sue Perkins, Frank Skinner and Alan Davies. Also in HD. [S]
22:00 ITV News at Ten & Weather Alastair Stewart and Charlene White with the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast and all the news and weather in your region.
22:00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Award-winning star Taylor Swift chats and performs Shake It Off, Scottish comedian Kevin Bridges talks about his autobiography and James Nesbitt discusses his new C4 drama Babylon.
22:00 New: Body of Proof Fallen Angel US crime drama. In this episode, Megan investigates a sex trafficking ring which appears to be connected to a Ukrainian to whom Kate has got dangerously close.
22:00 Some Girls 6/6. Saz is determined to lose her virginity and sets about finding the ideal boy and location with the help of her friends. Contains adult humour and some strong language. Also in HD. [S]
22:00 ABBA at the BBC Compilation of ABBA's greatest performances at the BBC, including Waterloo, Dancing Queen, Does Your Mother Know, Thank You for the Music, SOS, Fernando, Chiquitita and more. [S]
22:25 BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London. [S] Followed by national weather.
22:30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Laura Kuenssberg. Also in HD. [S] Followed by weather.
22:30 EastEnders It is time for Kat to go home, but where is home now? Kush tries to charm Shabnam at Tamwar's party. Rebecca tries to convince Sonia to let her follow her dreams. Also in HD. [AD,S]
22:35 The Graham Norton Show 5/22. Graham Norton is joined by Benedict Cumberbatch, Timothy Spall, Miranda Hart and Maroon 5. Also in HD. [S] Followed by National Lottery Update.
22:40 The Job Lot Sitcom set in a job centre. Security guards Janette and Paul make unlikely heroes when Trish loses her mobile phone and Natalie gets into big trouble with a jobseeker.
 
23:00 New: NCIS: Los Angeles Chinatown Spin-off police drama series. The death of a lieutenant commander is regarded as suicide until the team finds evidence more in keeping with a murder having been committed.
23:00 New: Jenny Bede: AAA 9/9. Jenny Bede: AAA: YouTube star Jenny Bede plays a range of characters in a razor-sharp parody of music TV. Also in HD. [S]
23:00 Agnetha: ABBA and After Documentary celebrating the singing career of Abba performer Agnetha Faltskog, which began in the mid-60s when she was just 15, as she records her comeback album at the age of 63. Also in HD. [AD,S]
23:00 Jaws 2 Film Killer shark sequel starring Roy Scheider and Lorraine Gary, 1978. Another great white shark arrives on the scene to terrorise the beach resort community of Amity Island.
23:05 Never Mind the Buzzcocks 4/13. Pop quiz. Rhod Gilbert, Noel Fielding and Phill Jupitus are joined by Kerry Godliman, James Acaster, Har Mar Superstar and Nicole Scherzinger. Contains some strong language. Also in HD. [S]
23:10 Out of Sight Film Comic crime caper starring George Clooney and Jennifer Lopez, 1998. After escaping from prison, a charming bank robber falls in love with the federal marshal he takes hostage.
23:05 The Feeling Nuts Comedy Night Jack Whitehall hosts an evening of entertainment full of surprise comedy pairings and seriously awkward conversations to raise awareness of testicular cancer and make the audience laugh.
23:20 The Secrets 3/5. The Visitor: Series of stand-alone dramas. Dean lives an uneventful life until he is followed home from work by a girl. Also in HD. [AD,S]
23:20 Family Guy 18/21. Baby Got Black: US animated comedy. Chris and Jerome's daughter Pam run away together when Jerome forbids them from seeing each other. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S]
23:25 Release the Hounds Horror game show hosted by Reggie Yates. In the fifth show, three Goths enter a forest at dusk in a quest for prize money. Can they outrun the angry hounds and bag the cash?
23:35 Later... with Jools Holland 6/8. Music programme featuring performances from contemporary and classic artists. Joining Jools are U2, Sam Smith, Interpol, Zola Jesus and Dave and Phil Alvin. Also in HD. [S]
23:45 Family Guy 12/16. 420: Animated comedy. Brian gets busted with marijuana and starts a legalisation campaign. Mayor West passes the law and the townspeople turn into potheads. Contains adult humour. [S]
 
23:50 EastEnders A chance to catch up on the week's drama in Albert Square. Phil returns from hospital and is horrified when he finds out that Ronnie and Charlie are an item. Also in HD. [AD,S]
00:00 SuperCasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel. For more information and to register visit www.SuperCasino.com.
00:00 Disco at the BBC Disco classics from the BBC vaults of Top of the Pops, The Old Grey Whistle Test and Later with Jools, including Chic, Labelle, Rose Royce, and the Village People. [S]
00:00 The Final Destination Film (2009) Part four of the gory horror franchise. A man (Bobby Campo) saves the lives of a group of people at a race track, but Death stalks the survivors. Strong language/gruesome violence.
00:05 Family Guy 13/16. Stew-roids: Animated comedy. After Susie Swanson beats up Stewie, he and Peter take to the gym - but Peter gives Stewie a little extra help to get six-pack abs. Contains adult humour. [S]
00:30 Bad Education: The Finale 6/6. Prom: School-based sitcom. It's careers advice day for Form K, but it is Alfie who realises he can't go on teaching without his beloved class and quits. Also in HD. [AD,S]
00:30 Dapper Laughs: On the Pull Dapper Laughs continues on his mission to help losers in love get lucky. This time, he takes on his biggest challenge yet as he attempts to help a girl get some male attention.
00:35 Perfect Creature Film Horror. Genetic experiments have created an advanced human species but one is born who threatens the peace. Dougray Scott stars. Contains strong language and some violence. [2006] [S]
00:45 Scrotal Recall Jane In a flashback to three years earlier, it's Evie's birthday and she plans to tell Dylan about her feelings for him over a quiet dinner, but the evening gets hijacked by their friends.
 
01:00 The Revolution Will Be Televised 3/6. Satirical comedy. Street magician Alternator 'disappears' the belongings of Wall Street bankers. James and Barnaby use their UN visit to declare war on behalf of Britain. Also in HD. [S]
01:00 The Joy of ABBA Documentary which explores how ABBA, between 1974 and 1982, raised the bar for pop music as an art form and made people fall in love with the sound of Swedish melancholy. [S]
00:55 Two and a Half Men Good Morning, Mrs Butterworth Popular US sitcom. Charlie tries to make the most of Chelsea and Alan's budding friendship.
00:58 ..programmes start at 7.00am
00:58 ..programmes start at 6.00am
01:10 Black Snake Moan Film (2006) Drama. When Rae's (Christina Ricci) husband is sent to Iraq, she goes off the rails, but Lazarus (Samuel L Jackson) helps her find her feet again. Sex/violence/drugs/strong language.
01:20 Jackpot247 Join the presenters live and play roulette on your telly. Find out how or join in now at Jackpot247.com.
01:30 Some Girls 6/6. Saz is determined to lose her virginity and sets about finding the ideal boy and location with the help of her friends. Contains adult humour and some strong language. Also in HD. [S]
01:20 Two and a Half Men Baseball Was Better with Steroids US sitcom. Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town. Judith goes into labour.
01:25 I Want That Car Series on buying used cars. Mat Watson and Rebecca Jackson are at Rockingham race track where Stephen wants to ditch his bio diesel Peugeot 106 for something a bit better.
01:45 Weather for the Week Ahead Detailed weather forecast. [S]
01:40 Animal Practice Wingmen US sitcom following the work of eccentric vet Dr. George Coleman. George treats a cockatoo that somehow keeps eating chocolate, which can be fatal for the bird.
01:35 Sanctum Film (2011) Disaster drama. A storm traps explorers in the world's largest cave system. Can they escape the flooded caverns? With Richard Roxburgh and Ioan Gruffudd. Violence/strong language.
 
01:50 BBC News BBC One joins the BBC's rolling news channel for a night of news, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes. Also in HD. [S]
06:00 Breakfast The latest news, sport, business and weather from the BBC's Breakfast team. Also in HD. [S]
01:55 Question Time David Dimbleby presents topical debate live from Liverpool. [S,SL]
02:00 Impractical Jokers 6/6. Hidden camera show where friends try to embarrass each other. The jokers lurk in a park trying to trade secrets with strangers. Contains adult humour and some strong language. Also in HD. [S]
02:00 ABBA at the BBC Compilation of ABBA's greatest performances at the BBC, including Waterloo, Dancing Queen, Does Your Mother Know, Thank You for the Music, SOS, Fernando, Chiquitita and more. [S]
02:05 Dapper Laughs: On the Pull Dapper Laughs continues on his mission to help losers in love get lucky. This time, he takes on his biggest challenge yet as he attempts to help a girl get some male attention.
02:30 Impractical Jokers 3/6. Hidden camera show where four friends try to embarrass each other. The jokers pose as opticians offering unusual eye tests. Contains adult humour and some strong language. Also in HD. [S]
02:30 Teleshopping Shopping from home.
06:00 Nicole Scherzinger: The Hot Desk Interviews with the biggest names in music and entertainment. Behind the desk this time is singer, former Pussycat Doll and X Factor judge Nicole Scherzinger.
02:30 Cheers Crash of the Titans Sitcom about the regulars at a Boston bar. Sam attempts to foil Rebecca's plan to take control of the bar.
02:55 This Is BBC Two Highlights of programmes on BBC Two. [S]
06:00 This Is BBC Two Highlights of programmes on BBC Two. [S]
03:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA Jeremy Kyle takes his hugely successful chat show to the US, where his uncompromising views on relationships, addiction and more will no doubt produce some jaw-dropping moments! [SL]
03:00 Bad Education: The Finale 6/6. Prom: School-based sitcom. It's careers advice day for Form K, but it is Alfie who realises he can't go on teaching without his beloved class and quits. Also in HD. [AD,S]
03:00 Agnetha: ABBA and After Documentary celebrating the singing career of Abba performer Agnetha Faltskog, which began in the mid-60s when she was just 15, as she records her comeback album at the age of 63. Also in HD. [AD,S]
03:00 Teleshopping Shopping from home.
06:00 Cheers Bad Neighbour Sam Classic US comedy set in a Boston bar. Sam becomes embroiled in a property dispute with John Allen Hill, the new owner of the restaurant upstairs.
03:05 Very Important People The celebrity impression show that mocks our beloved stars and satirises a culture bamboozled by trivia, gossip and regurgitated ideas. Starring Morgana Robinson and Terry Mynott.
03:10 Fairground Attractions Documentary series. Barron Coupland gets into a pitch war over his fish and chips kiosk, and someone is unhappy with the positioning of his dodgems.
03:30 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent Phil visits Reigate, Surrey, to help recently retired couple Lenny and Mary, who want to return to their roots in Ireland. Can they make all the changes Phil suggests?
03:30 The Revolution Will Be Televised 3/6. Satirical comedy. Street magician Alternator 'disappears' the belongings of Wall Street bankers. James and Barnaby use their UN visit to declare war on behalf of Britain. Also in HD. [S]
03:45 ITV Nightscreen Text-based information service.
06:00 Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge Young people's version of the world-famous Fort Boyard adventure game show with an original format - this time around all the contestants are teenagers. [SL]
03:45 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
 
04:00 Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary.
04:00 This Is BBC Three BBC Three Refreshing TV for the digital age. Tune in daily from 7.00pm.
04:00 This Is BBC Four BBC Four is the BBC channel for people who want more. More depth, more range, more to stimulate the mind. More daily from 7.00pm.
04:25 Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer meet two couples hoping to relocate to Surrey, one of the most expensive counties in the country, with one of the pairs looking at East Molesey. [SL]
04:20 Divine Designs Art historian Dr Paul Binski examines religious arts. He visits Leicester and north London to see some spectacular examples of Hindu and Jain art.
04:45 House Doctor Home improvement series with interior designer Ann Maurice and Alistair Appleton. The owners of a three-bedroom house in Newcastle-under-Lyme seek help.
 
05:10 House Doctor Beckenham Home-improvement series. Californian interior designer Ann Maurice and Alistair Appleton turn their attention to a four-bedroom 1930s house in Beckenham, Kent.
05:20 River Cottage Bites Bite-sized films from River Cottage showing how to create a range of culinary treats.
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05:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
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06:00 Teletubbies Jack and the Beanstalk Preschool fun, fantasy and education. The Teletubbies watch a little girl read the story of Jack and the Beanstalk. A voice trumpet appears. [S]
05:35 NFL: Hard Knocks This episode reveals a softer side of the colossal men of the Atlanta Falcons, as they indulge their artistic sides with pottery, get a giggle-inducing pedicure and show off their mansions.
05:35 House Doctor Glasgow Home-improvement series. Californian interior designer Ann Maurice and Alistair Appleton turn their attention to a flat in Glasgow.
06:00 Peppa Pig Mister Skinnylegs Animation about a young pig. When George finds a spider in the bathroom, Peppa is very frightened - until she realises that it doesn't want to hurt her.