This week's UK TV & radio

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03:25 This Is BBC Two Highlights of programmes on BBC Two. Also in HD. [S]
05:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
05:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
05:30 This is CBBC! Welcome to the CBBC channel. Programmes start at 7.00am.
06:00 Breakfast The latest news, sport, business and weather from the BBC's Breakfast team. Also in HD. [S] Including regional news at 25 and 55 minutes past each hour.
06:00 Good Morning Britain Breakfast show with the latest news, sport and weather. Legendary dancer Darcey Bussell talks about The People's Strictly and her involvement with this year's Comic Relief appeal.
06:00 Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Pam Ayres is in Dictionary Corner.
06:00 The WotWots Picture Puzzle Alien animation. SpottyWot prepares a special game for his sister while she sleeps. When DottyWot wakes up, she follows a series of clues that lead her round the zoo.
06:00 Life's Funniest Moments Series featuring hilarious candid moments caught on camera.
06:00 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
06:00 UEFA Champions League Greatest... ...Matches. Another chance to see some of the greatest moments from the Champions League.
06:00 Me Too! Gadgets Drama series about parents and children. Mickey John loves gadgets and he is giving his class a talk about Roman gadgets. [AD,S]
06:05 Perfection Nick Knowles presents the true-or-false quiz show with £1,000 up for grabs in each episode if contestants answer all questions correctly and achieve absolute perfection. [S]
06:10 Igam Ogam Bath Time! Prehistoric animation. Igam Ogam and her friends try to avoid having a bath.
06:10 Highway Patrol More footage from Australia as we follow the men and women of the highways agencies as they patrol the country's roads and freeways.
06:20 Fireman Sam Floating Cart Animation. Norman builds a new go-cart, but only realises that he forgot to include any brakes when he ends up in the sea!
06:30 Toot The Tiny Tugboat Toot Needs Help Animated series. Toot hopes to impress the admiral with all his hard work, but finds that he cannot do everything by himself. Soon he learns it pays to ask for help.
06:25 Psych Shawn (and Gus) of the Dead: Comic detective drama series in which a novice sleuth convinces the police he is psychic. Shawn investigates the disappearance of a mummy. S2 Ep16
06:20 Pingu Pingu's Windy Day The adventures of Pingu, the clumsy young penguin who is often misunderstood. It is a very windy day and Mother asks the penguins to hang out the washing. [S]
06:25 Show Me Show Me 7/26. Flutes and Fluttering: Children's show. Momo finds a shiny flute that makes a fluttery sound and gets everybody's fingers tickling! Also in HD. [S]
06:45 The King of Queens Dog Shelter Carrie learns Doug's parents have been sheltering him from the truth by replacing his beloved dog with look-alike hounds for the last 25 years.
06:45 Peppa Pig The Library Pig tales. Daddy Pig has a book from the library that he has kept for too long. The family go to the library to return it and find more books to read.
06:35 Highway Patrol More footage from Australia as we follow the men and women of the highways agencies as they patrol the country's roads and freeways.
 
06:50 Homes Under the Hammer Martin Roberts and Lucy Alexander visit a one-bedroom, ground-floor garden flat in London, a semi-detached house in Gillingham and a building plot in Derby. [S]
06:50 Peppa Pig The Camper Van Animated pig tales. Peppa and her family go on holiday in a special van.
06:55 Pip Ahoy! Pip's Birthday Present Animation. Alba gives Pip a wonderful birthday present - an adventure scrapbook detailing all of the escapades they have got up to together.
07:00 Magnum P.I. Let Me Hear the Music Detective drama series set in Hawaii. Magnum is asked to help unearth five undiscovered songs by a legendary songwriter. S5 Ep18
07:00 New: Arthur 11/20. Two Minutes: Animated adventures of a young aardvark. Power shifts in the Tibble household when the twins find out Tommy is two minutes older than Timmy. Also in HD. [S]
06:50 Timmy Time 14/28. Timmy and the Super Rabbit: Animated adventures of a lamb at nursery school. Osbourne shows the class a new super-rabbit toy, and Timmy is thrilled to be the first to play with it. [AD,S]
07:00 Postman Pat 4/13. Postman Pat and the Great Greendale Race: Children's animation. The villagers hold a race to see who has the best vehicle. [S]
07:10 3rd Rock from the Sun See Dick Continue to Run, Continued As Evil Dick attempts to seduce Mary Albright, the other aliens help the real Dick to escape from his prison and challenge the troublesome interloper.
07:10 Little Princess I Want A Trumpet A music box entrances everyone at the castle, not least the Little Princess, who decides to learn how to play a musical instrument herself.
07:10 Emmerdale Bernice is left shaken. Ashley helps Laurel get back on her feet. Leyla and David worry about Alicia.
07:10 Dennis the Menace and Gnasher Dirty Deeds With the help of some suspicious ancient deeds, Walter seizes Dennis's treehouse and claims it for his own. Also in HD. [S]
07:15 Dinopaws The Thing That Sounded Lovely Animation about three young dinosaurs exploring their world. The Dinopaws have fun making up new sounds, but Gwen can't find a new sound of her own. Also in HD. [AD,S]
07:20 Mr Men Chores Mr Pernickety is given the cold shoulder by his refrigerator, Mr Happy and Mr Grumpy compare lawn-mowing techniques and Mr Bump tries to clean the gutters.
07:30 Milkshake A look ahead to today's children's programmes, including competitions and dedications.
07:25 League of Super Evil Lightning Liz Animation series following the exploits of four bumbling super-villains. The League plans to stage a lavish backyard barbecue and not invite any of the neighbours. [S]
07:25 Hey Duggee 16/26. The Paper Boat Badge: Duggee shows the squirrels how to make a paper boat out of newspaper. Also in HD. [S]
07:35 3rd Rock from the Sun Hotel Dick Appalled by the treatment of aliens in a hit sci-fi movie, the Solomons attend a science-fiction convention to set the record straight. Sally gets hooked on room service.
07:35 Thomas and Friends Percy's Parcel Railway adventures. Percy is asked to deliver Dowager Hatt's birthday present from the Fat Controller. Percy is so proud, he shows off his gift crate to Mavis.
07:45 The Milkshake Show Songs Children's entertainment show. The Milkshake! presenters perform some of their favourite songs.
07:40 Coronation Street Has Andy found a way out? Gail throws her hen party. Is Sharif attempting to scupper Roy?
07:40 Newsround Topical news magazine for children. Also in HD. [S]
07:45 New: Officially Amazing Extra 6/13. Ben Shires presents unseen footage from Officially Amazing. Ben looks at the amazing technology used by the team to capture the drama of record breaking. Also in HD. [S]
07:35 The Furchester Hotel The Veggietones Preschool puppet show. Funella hires a group of singing vegetables to make the guests happy, but they cause chaos and the Furchesters need a creative solution! Also in HD. [AD,S]
07:45 New: Kate and Mim-Mim Kate's Dragon Quest Animated series. Moths are spoiling an outdoor dinner for Kate and her parents. In Mimiloo, all of Kate's friends are hiding from a dragon. Also in HD. [S]
 
07:50 An Island Parish 5/6. If You Want Something Doing...: Series following the community on the island of Sark. The volunteer culture is strong on Sark and extends to the emergency services and charity work. [AD,S]
08:00 Frasier Retirement Is Murder When Martin continues his 20-year obsession with solving a murder, Frasier steps in with his own solution: that the killer was a monkey.
07:50 Noddy In Toyland Noddy and the Giant Jelly Noddy helps the Little Skittles to celebrate their birthday by bringing along a trampoline, but Mr Wobbly Man is about to cause trouble.
08:00 Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom King Thistle's New Clothes Impish animation. The king comes to visit. When Nanny accidentally shrinks all of the king's clothes, she magics some more from vegetables in the kitchen.
08:00 BSL Zone: Zoom: If I Don't Lose... ...I'll Lose: Zoom 2014's comedy drama about an actress losing weight for a role. Followed by Zoom 2011's Admit None.
08:00 Minder A Nice Little Wine Drama series about a loveable rogue and his reluctant sidekick. Things turn sour for Arthur when his wine supplier is mugged and he becomes the prime suspect. S2 Ep7
08:00 Wild & Weird 1/16. Nature's Mysteries: Tim and Naomi uncover weird wildlife tales. They investigate some trees covered in spiders webs, the bees that make blue, green and red honey, and more. [S]
07:55 New: Everything's Rosie 8/19. Big Bear's Brumba: Animation. Big Bear wants to get fit so Rosie and Raggles set out to help, but after failing at various different exercises Big Bear is ready to give up. Also in HD. [AD,S]
08:15 Peppa Pig Hide and Seek Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and George are playing hide and seek, but Peppa complains that George is too easy to find.
08:10 Coronation Street Andy's lies sink deeper. Michael's stag do is interrupted. Eileen reflects on the past.
08:15 Newsround Topical news magazine for children. Also in HD. [S]
08:10 Mike the Knight Smiley Treasure Animated series about a young knight in training. Mike thinks he will be better at guarding a bunch of bananas without his dragons' help. Also in HD. [AD,S]
08:20 Countryside 999 2/15. Series following the emergency services in rural Britain. Event paramedics help a severely injured horse rider, and a woman suffers a life-threatening allergic reaction. [AD,S,SL]
08:30 Lorraine Lorraine Kelly presents a topical mix of entertainment, discussion and showbiz glamour, as well as the latest fashion, food and celebrity gossip.
08:30 Frasier Fool Me Once, Shame on You, Fool Me Twice Frasier attempts to work his psychoanalysis on a self-confessed lazy criminal, Phil, who has stolen his briefcase and his car.
08:20 Peppa Pig Recycling Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and George help Mummy Pig tidy up the breakfast things. Mummy Pig teaches them how to recycle the bottles and newspapers.
08:25 Peppa Pig The Playgroup Animated series about a little pig. George is joining Peppa at her playgroup but she doesn't really want him there - until her friends decide that George is brilliant.
08:30 Milkshake Monkey Monkey Sanctuary Adventures in Cornwall with the inquisitive puppet. Milkshake Monkey is looking for a new home for his cousin Mickey. Where will it be?
08:30 Teleshopping Teleshopping.
08:25 The Story of Tracy Beaker 7/11. The Finishing Line/Dear Dad: Double bill of the drama series. Jackie receives some upsetting news. Crash finds he has more in common with Rio than he first thought. [AD,S]
08:20 Chuggington Watch Out Wilson Children's animation with the trains that talk, think and don't need drivers. The trainees try their wheels at pulling and rolling stock on an obstacle course. [S]
08:35 Toby's Travelling Circus Toby's Tin Whistle Animation. When Toby offers to help an overloaded Jango by playing the tin whistle, his practice noises create all kinds of confusion.
08:45 Bananas In Pyjamas The Banana Dance Animation. Having forgotten that the Cuddlestown dance party is tonight, the Bananas have to work very quickly on perfecting their new dance, the Banana Stomp.
08:40 Dinner Date In West Yorkshire, Verity chooses three dining partners by perusing the menus submitted by five men. When the plates are cleared away, who will she ask back for seconds? S2 Ep21
08:35 Little Robots 3/13. Under the Stars: Stop-frame animation about Tiny and his Little Robot friends. Spotty persuades Rusty to head off into the Wasteland with her to sleep out under the stars. [S]
08:45 ZingZillas On the Drums A band of primate friends play music in their tropical island paradise. Zak wants to sing a song that names all the ZingZillas' instruments. Also in HD. [S]
 
09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond B**b Job Debra decides to conduct an experiment after seeing Ray's reaction to her friend's new and improved breasts.
09:00 Tickety Toc Winter Time Animation. When the twins borrow McCoggins' snow plough-scooter to clear the path to Battersby's shop, they create a giant snowball which is soon rolling out of control.
09:00 Ax Men The Reckoning Part 2: Series about lumberjacks. Conner fights off defeat while the men of Pihl fight each other, and last-minute disasters push the competition to the limit. S2 Ep12
08:50 Raven Six more brave warriors embark on Raven's quest, facing the hazardous crossing of Demon Causeway and the petrifying ascent of Golden Stairway. Also in HD. [S]
09:00 Abadas Buoy Pop-up book adventures with the curious Abadas: Hari the hippo, Ela the fox and Seren the bat. The Abadas try to find the exciting new word. [S]
09:15 Heir Hunters 11/20. Series following the work of probate researchers. The team find themselves in a frustrating search for heirs on a huge family tree and spend days trying to track them down. Also in HD. [S]
09:05 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 18/20. Celebrities hunt for antiques across the UK. Natasha Kaplinsky and Michael Buerk embark on an adventure around Sussex in search of treasure. [S,SL]
09:15 The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show.
09:10 Bing Acorns Children's animation. Bing and Sula are in the park with Flop collecting acorns. When Bing's pile of acorns keeps getting smaller, he and Flop try to discover the culprit. Also in HD. [AD,S]
09:15 Bing Growing After having his height measured incorrectly, Bing gets scared that he's growing down and that if he keeps going he'll be as small as Charlie. Also in HD. [AD,S]
09:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
09:30 Everybody Loves Raymond The Can Opener When Ray and Debra have an argument about their new can opener, Marie, Frank and Robert can't help getting involved.
09:20 Just Kidding 8/13. Comedy show that puts kids in the driver's seat and lets them loose to concoct the most preposterous pranks. And who better to fool than unsuspecting adults? Also in HD. [S]
09:25 New: Twirlywoos Over Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos see a man stepping over puddles and try to copy him. Back in the Boat, Peekaboo has to jump over a wall to avoid being found. Also in HD. [AD,S]
09:40 Catchphrase Stephen Mulhern asks contestants to say what they see as they compete to guess familiar phrases hidden in animated clues. One lucky contestant has the chance to win 50,000 pounds. S1 Ep4
09:45 All at Sea 10/13. Bee Boy: Drama series about a family who run a bed and breakfast. Charlie makes a fancy dress costume in an attempt to win a signed copy of his favourite comic. Also in HD. [AD,S]
09:40 Woolly & Tig The Wedding Live-action children's show. When Tig's Aunt Shonagh gets married, Tig is a flower girl. Tig does an impromptu dance and brings the wedding to a halt. Also in HD. [S]
09:45 Something Special: We're All... ...Friends. 5/25. Donkey: Educational series using Makaton sign language. Lord Tumble's not feeling very well. Luckily, Mr Tumble knows exactly what he needs. Also in HD. [S]
 
10:00 Homes Under the Hammer Property renovation series. Lucy Alexander meets three friends who give a top-floor flat in Harrow a high-end finish. Martin Roberts visits properties in Durham and Stoke-on-Trent. Also in HD. [S]
10:00 Undercover Boss USA Sam Taylor, CEO of Oriental Trading Company, the largest retailer of party supplies in the United States, goes undercover in his own organisation posing as a failed internet entrepreneur.
10:00 Hogan's Heroes Carter Turns Traitor Wartime sitcom. Prisoner Carter masquerades as a defector in order to learn the location of a chemical warfare factory. S3 Ep16
10:05 The Great Antiques Map of Britain 3/10. Worcester: Antiques series. Tim Wonnacott pitches up at a flea market and collectors fair near Worcester, where he sees a handwritten letter from Elgar and more. [S,SL]
10:10 Young Dracula 9/13. Therapy: Children's drama following Count Dracula's kids, Vlad and Ingrid. Ingrid has hit rock bottom since her near-death experience, and decides to visit a therapist. [S,SL]
10:05 Let's Play 12/26. Window Cleaner: Imaginative preschool show. It's Sid's turn for an exciting adventure when he steps through the Magic Curtain to become a window cleaner. Also in HD. [S]
10:30 This Morning Presented by Phillip Schofield and Amanda Holden. A look at the day's news and headlines.
10:20 Psych Ghosts Comic detective series in which a novice sleuth pretends he is psychic. Gus is warned that if he continues moonlighhting at Psych he will lose his job. S3 Ep1
10:25 Mister Maker Comes to Town Mister Maker takes to the road in his magical Makermobile in search of Mini Makers. Mister Maker shows how to turn a plastic bowl into an intergalactic space picture. [S]
10:35 Click A comprehensive guide to all the latest gadgets, websites, games and computer industry news. [S]
10:35 Hogan's Heroes Two Nazis for the Price of One Sitcom set inside a POW camp. Hogan learns that something of the supposedly top secret Manhattan Project in the US is known by a Gestapo official. S3 Ep17
10:40 Help! My School Trip Is Magic 11/13. Undercover magicians surprise kids with magic tricks, while they are on their school trip. John makes his origami creations come to life at the toy museum. [S,SL]
10:45 The Numtums Has Anyone Seen Hobart? Educational fun with numbers. It's time for the big trip to the Big Sandy Desert, and everyone is excited except Hobart. Also in HD. [S]
 
11:00 The Legalizer 1/5. Consumer series in which barrister Gary Bell QC guides claimants through the small claims court. Sue Williams feels she was misled over a marina for her narrowboat. Also in HD. [S]
11:00 BBC News Twenty-four hours a day, the latest national and international stories as they break. [S]
10:55 ITV News The latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a local weather forecast.
11:00 This Morning Presented by Phillip Schofield and Amanda Holden. A look at the day's news and headlines.
11:00 Three in a Bed Joseph's Amazing Camels, a B&B just outside Stratford-upon-Avon goes head-to-head with the four-star Old Royal Oak in Knaresborough and the four-star Balnabrechan Lodge in Angus.
11:00 Father Goose Film (1964) WWII romcom. A beach bum (Cary Grant), who spies on Japan's Pacific naval movements for the US, has his life thrown into chaos by a shipwrecked teacher (Leslie Caron) and her pupils.
11:00 Melody 16/20. Unlikely Partners: Preschool mixed-media music show. Melody listens to the Elgar Cello Concerto, first movement, and imagines a dancing hippo and a mouse. Also in HD. [AD,S]
11:10 The Hotel Inspector Alex Polizzi transforms failing hotels. Alex's latest challenge is the Artist Residence in Brighton, a unique cross between an art gallery and hotel. (S6 Ep 2)
11:15 Royal Pains Keeping the Faith Drama series. Hank and Evan learn that their father is living in the Hamptons. Meanwhile, HankMed has to treat a movie star who has collapsed. S2 Ep3
11:05 Magnum P.I. Ms Jones Detective drama series set in Hawaii. Magnum helps one of the clerks at the hall of records in her search for her missing husband. S5 Ep19
11:10 Splatalot Game show filled with medieval, messy madness. Kookaburra, Thorne, and Skabb can't work together in the moat. More than one Attacker manages to find love on the Baffling Barrels! Also in HD. [S]
11:05 Cloudbabies Painting the Door Animation. The door of Cloudy House needs a new coat of paint. Each Cloudbaby resolves to paint the door in their favourite colour. Also in HD. [S]
11:15 Hoof and Safety with Nuzzle and... ...Scratch. 1/13. Hot Stuff: The alpaca duo learn about hazards from tough-but-fair safety supervisor Miss Mulberry. They learn how to avoid nasty incidents involving hot things. Also in HD. [S]
11:30 BBC World News The latest international news from the BBC. [S]
11:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
11:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
11:45 Watchdog Test House 6/15. The team investigate how best to protect a home from flooding. Also in HD. [S]
11:35 The Slammer 10/13. Angry Puppet: Entertainment show in which entertainers enter a mock prison. The Freedom Show includes a breathtaking underwater act and the Masters of Dance! [S]
11:35 Dipdap Hats Series in which a drawn line creates challenges for the unsuspecting little character, Dipdap. The Line draws on hats that Dipdap loves to wear. Also in HD. [S]
11:40 Waybuloo De Li's Dance Series set in the magical land of Nara. Lau Lau wants to put on a dance show for the cheebies, but De Li is too shy to dance in front of the cheebies. Also in HD. [S]
 
12:00 Daily Politics Jo Coburn with the latest political news, interviews and debate. [S]
12:00 Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather.
12:00 Tinga Tinga Tales Why Cricket Chirrups Stories about how different animals became distinctive. There was a time when Cricket couldn't do anything useful, and it was beginning to get him down. Also in HD. [S]
12:15 Bargain Hunt Brackley Antiques challenge. Tim Wonnacott and his two teams of Bargain Hunters travel to Brackley in south Northamptonshire, an area steeped in Formula One history. Also in HD. [AD,S]
12:05 Come Dine with Me In Kent, single mum Vanessa faces outspoken butcher Scott, joker John and personal trainer Annette, in a week of entertaining that includes a heated debate about Gordon Ramsay.
12:10 5 News at Lunchtime National and international news.
12:15 Costa Del Casualty: Benidorm ER Documentary series. Welsh pensioner Brian comes into the hospital gasping for air, and 90-year-old bingo mad grandma Mary is admitted with a nasty gash on her shin. (S4 Ep 6)
12:10 Emmerdale Bernice is left shaken. Ashley helps Laurel get back on her feet. Leyla and David worry about Alicia.
12:05 The Professionals A Stirring of Dust Drama series about two intelligence agents. CI5 become involved in the search for a former Soviet spy whose defection threatens international security. S2 Ep8
12:05 Me and My Monsters 11/13. Baby Love: Sitcom. When Angela is asked to babysit, the monsters ask Nick how babies are made. When they get the wrong end of the stick, Haggis ends up thinking he's pregnant. Also in HD. [S]
12:15 I Can Cook With You Cheesy Pasta Rolls Katy has fun with friends, finds out about food and cooks up a tasty treat. Katy makes cheesy pasta rolls and goes for a scooter ride. Also in HD. [S]
12:30 Loose Women Four opinionated ladies discuss today's top talking points with American country music group Lady Antebellum and the golden girl of Strictly Come Dancing Tess Daly.
12:30 Junior Bake Off 11/13. The four remaining bakers show they can bake to a professional standard as they undertake a baking masterclass from award-winning pastry chef Cherish Finden. Also in HD. [S]
12:30 Magic Hands 8/32. My Friends and Me: Children's sign language poetry series. Donna meets a princess who likes to make up her own rules in Roger Stevens's I Am a Princess. Also in HD. [S]
12:40 Coronation Street Has Andy found a way out? Gail throws her hen party. Is Sharif attempting to scupper Roy?
12:35 Balamory Grandmother's Footsteps Live-action series for preschool children, based around a small Scottish island community. PC Plum loves watching animals but he keeps scaring them away. [AD,S]
 
13:00 BBC News at One The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. Also in HD. [S]
13:00 The A to Z of TV Gardening 13/28. Letter M: A look at some of the BBC's most popular gardening programmes and personalities, presented by Carol Kirkwood. Carol explores subjects that all begin with the letter M. [S]
13:00 Raven Six more brave warriors embark on Raven's quest, facing the hazardous crossing of Demon Causeway and the petrifying ascent of Golden Stairway. Also in HD. [S] Followed by Fly-High and Huggy.
13:00 Abadas Buoy Pop-up book adventures with the curious Abadas: Hari the hippo, Ela the fox and Seren the bat. The Abadas try to find the exciting new word. [S]
13:15 Skeleton: World Championship... ...Highlights. Highlights of the Skeleton World Championships from Winterberg Hochsauerland. Britain's Lizzy Yarnold looks to add the world title to her growing collection of honours. [S]
13:05 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Ian and Christine want to buy a holiday home near Sarasota in Florida for up to £250,000. Jonnie Irwin shows them the best of what's on offer on this vibrant stretch of the Gulf Coast.
13:15 Home and Away Brax is let out on bail, but the evidence against him is substantial. Ash opens up to Ricky about what happened in the desert and offers to take the blame.
13:15 Coronation Street Andy's lies sink deeper. Michael's stag do is interrupted. Eileen reflects on the past.
13:05 Highway Patrol More footage from Australia as we follow the men and women of the highways agencies as they patrol the country's roads and freeways.
13:10 Bing Acorns Children's animation. Bing and Sula are in the park with Flop collecting acorns. When Bing's pile of acorns keeps getting smaller, he and Flop try to discover the culprit. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:15 Bing Growing After having his height measured incorrectly, Bing gets scared that he's growing down and that if he keeps going he'll be as small as Charlie. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:30 ITV News & Weather Nina Hossain with the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast and all the news and weather in your region.
13:20 The River's Edge Film (1957) Ray Milland plays a bank robber with a suitcase full of cash who forces his old flame and her new husband (Debra Paget and Anthony Quinn) to guide him through the desert to Mexico.
13:30 All at Sea 10/13. Bee Boy: Drama series about a family who run a bed and breakfast. Charlie makes a fancy dress costume in an attempt to win a signed copy of his favourite comic. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:25 Twirlywoos Over Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos see a man stepping over puddles and try to copy him. Back in the Boat, Peekaboo has to jump over a wall to avoid being found. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:40 BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London. [S]
13:45 Doctors Peter and the Wolf Drama series set in a health centre. Heston helps a young boy come to terms with his parents' divorce. An embarrassing photo of Karen is sent round the office. Also in HD. [AD,S]
13:45 Neighbours Matt admits that the mortgage is putting too much pressure on the family, and Brennan sets out to prove to Naomi that he thinks of them as more than just 'friends with benefits'.
13:40 Dinner Date Dating show. Gregory from London chooses three ladies to dine with from the menus submitted by five women. When the plates are cleared away, who will he ask back for seconds? S2 Ep22
13:40 Highway Patrol More footage from Australia as we follow the men and women of the highways agencies as they patrol the country's roads and freeways.
13:40 Woolly & Tig The Wedding Live-action children's show. When Tig's Aunt Shonagh gets married, Tig is a flower girl. Tig does an impromptu dance and brings the wedding to a halt. Also in HD. [S]
13:45 Something Special: We're All... ...Friends. 5/25. Donkey: Educational series using Makaton sign language. Lord Tumble's not feeling very well. Luckily, Mr Tumble knows exactly what he needs. Also in HD. [S]
 
14:00 Judge Rinder Studio courtroom show where criminal barrister Robert Rinder rules on real life cases.
13:55 Young Dracula 9/13. Therapy: Children's drama following Count Dracula's kids, Vlad and Ingrid. Ingrid has hit rock bottom since her near-death experience, and decides to visit a therapist. Also in HD. [S]
14:15 WPC 56 1/5. A Different Beat: Drama series set in the 1950s. A beauty contest sets Brinford's new WPC Annie Taylor on the trail of a shady predator who is targeting contestants. Also in HD. [AD,S]
14:10 Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Tim Vine is in Dictionary Corner.
14:15 NCIS Recruited US crime drama series. When a recruitment session of a petty officer results in murder, the NCIS team sets out to find the culprit by teaming up with Ducky's predecessor. (S8 Ep 12)
14:05 Ax Men Ax to Grind Series about North American lumberjacks. Used to risking life and limb for logs, the men are about to brave alligator-infested swamps. S3 Ep1
14:05 Let's Play 12/26. Window Cleaner: Imaginative preschool show. It's Sid's turn for an exciting adventure when he steps through the Magic Curtain to become a window cleaner. Also in HD. [S]
14:25 Help! My School Trip Is Magic 11/13. Undercover magicians surprise kids with magic tricks, while they are on their school trip. John makes his origami creations come to life at the toy museum. Also in HD. [S]
14:25 Mister Maker Comes to Town Mister Maker takes to the road in his magical Makermobile in search of Mini Makers. Mister Maker shows how to turn a plastic bowl into an intergalactic space picture. [S]
14:45 Triathlon: World Series - Abu... ...Dhabi. Highlights of the opening race of the 2015 World Triathlon Series from Abu Dhabi. Spain's Javier Gomez and the USA's Gwen Jorgensen are the champions from the previous season. [S]
14:40 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
14:45 Dipdap Hats Series in which a drawn line creates challenges for the unsuspecting little character, Dipdap. The Line draws on hats that Dipdap loves to wear. Also in HD. [S]
 
15:00 The Link 31/40. Mark Williams hosts the quiz where knowing the answers is only half the battle and contestants need to find the link between the answers to win. Also in HD. [S]
15:00 Tipping Point Ben Shephard hosts the quiz show in which four players take on an extraordinary machine in the hope of winning its 10,000 pound jackpot.
15:00 Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. Players could also double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough to buy it with their winnings?
15:00 The Car Chasers Episode 5: US reality series which follows the exploits of ace motor dealer Jeff Allen and his team. Jeff, Meg and Perry head to Vegas for SEMA, the world's largest automotive trade show. S1 Ep5
14:55 Epic Quick Blast 11/20. A quick blast of epicness where experts demonstrate how to do sign language, horse jump and make your own ice cream. Also in HD. [S]
15:00 Shaun the Sheep The Looney Tic Animated series. Everyone is settling down for a relaxed night on the farm, when Bitzer begins to act very strangely - he just can't sit still. Also in HD. [S]
14:50 The Numtums Has Anyone Seen Hobart? Educational fun with numbers. It's time for the big trip to the Big Sandy Desert, and everyone is excited except Hobart. Also in HD. [S]
15:00 Melody 16/20. Unlikely Partners: Preschool mixed-media music show. Melody listens to the Elgar Cello Concerto, first movement, and imagines a dancing hippo and a mouse. Also in HD. [AD,S]
15:15 Burden of Evil Film Psychological thriller starring Natalie Zea and Michael Ironside. A detective hunts for a senator's daughter who was kidnapped by the person that killed the detective's husband. (2012)
15:05 Guadalcanal Diary Film (1943) Powerful Second World War action drama which follows two US marines (Preston Foster and Lloyd Nolan) as they make advances into the Solomon Islands to drive back the Japanese.
15:05 60 Second Dennis Pirate Ship Dennis and his friends wear pirate disguises to get onto the pirate ship ride at Beanotown fairground. Unfortunately the steward will take some convincing. Also in HD. [S]
15:10 Arthur 6/20. The Substitute Arthur: Animated adventures of a young aardvark. With Arthur out of town, Buster is on the hunt for a new best friend. Also in HD. [S]
15:10 Hoof and Safety with Nuzzle and... ...Scratch. 1/13. Hot Stuff: The alpaca duo learn about hazards from tough-but-fair safety supervisor Miss Mulberry. They learn how to avoid nasty incidents involving hot things. Also in HD. [S]
15:20 New: Sidekick Maxum Men Animated series following four friends as they train at the Academy for Aspiring Sidekicks. Brain tells the story of his secret superhero past. Also in HD. [AD,S]
15:30 Raa Raa the Noisy Lion Raa Raa's Noisy Challenge Animation featuring Raa Raa, who lives in the Jingly Jangly Jungle. Crocky challenges Raa Raa to make a noise with everything in the Jingly Jangly Jungle! Also in HD. [S]
15:45 Escape to the Country Buyers are helped to find their dream homes. Jules Hudson heads to Somerset to help a couple with a budget of £400,000 find a perfect countryside retreat, and visits Castle House. Also in HD. [AD,S]
15:45 Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em The Psychiatrist Classic sitcom about accident-prone Frank Spencer. Convinced he is a failure, Frank visits a psychiatrist. [S]
15:35 Dragons - Defenders of Berk 1/20. Live and Let Fly: Animated series. The chief sets a flying ban so Hiccup and the gang start a secret club to practise during the night. Also in HD. [S]
15:40 Chuggington: Badge Quest First Things First Animation in which the trains learn new skills and life lessons. Hoot and Toot learn about setting priorities when they work for their First Things First badge. [S]
15:45 Get Well Soon 11/30. The Gappy Smile: Programme for young children exploring medical conditions. Riz is happy when Dr Ranj tells him his missing tooth will soon be replaced by a grown-up one. Also in HD. [S]
 
16:00 1000 Heartbeats Quiz show hosted by Vernon Kay, in which contestants have their heart rate constantly monitored as they attempt to win a jackpot of 25,000 pounds. S1 Ep11
16:00 Come Dine with Me Four cooks in Hampshire battle for the prize in a week of competitive dining featuring a hair in the chicken, under-washed prawns and a spectacular finale.
15:50 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
16:00 Hogan's Heroes Is There a Doctor in the House? Sitcom set in a Second World War POW camp. Klink is taken ill at a very inopportune moment for Hogan. S3 Ep18
16:00 The Next Step 16/30. Help!: Reality-style drama following a group of dancers. Michelle decides to change the line positions, but Emily and Stephanie are not happy about it. Also in HD. [S]
16:00 Q Pootle 5 Asteroid Alert Space animation. When Oopsy spots an asteroid heading towards Okidoki, it's up to Q Pootle 5 to save the day. But all is not as it seems... Also in HD. [S]
16:15 Three Up, Two Down It's Only Rock 'n' Roll: Sitcom about in-laws forced to share a flat below their children. Daphne comes face to face with rock 'n' roll and wishes she hadn't. [S]
16:15 Andy's Dinosaur Adventures 16/20. Stegosaurus and Painting: Children's dinosaur history series. Andy travels back 150 million years and all the way to North America, the home of stegosaurus. Also in HD. [AD,S]
16:30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 16/20. Antiques expert Jonty Hearnden takes on Christina Trevanion at auction in Colchester. They each have £1,000 to buy the best bargains to sell on for maximum profit. Also in HD. [S]
16:30 Hogan's Heroes Hogan Go Home Sitcom set in a World War II prisoner-of-war camp. Hogan is ordered to London to be reassigned, and the bumbling Colonel Crittendon is his replacement. S3 Ep19
16:20 Newsround Topical news magazine for children. Also in HD. [S]
16:30 New: Officially Amazing 3 6/13. Ben, Al and Haruka witness record attempts from around the world. Ben is at a stately home in Nottingham to see a trail-biking expert attempt to break a record. Also in HD. [S]
16:30 Nina and the Neurons: Go Digital 1/25. Coding: Nina investigates how computers know what to do with the instructions given to them. Also in HD. [S]
16:45 Hi-de-Hi! The Graven Image Classic holiday camp sitcom. Joe Maplin commissions his own statue and has specific instructions issued for the unveiling. But all does not go according to plan. [S]
16:45 Octonauts 16/22. Sea Sponge: Animated deep sea adventures. A sea sponge that houses other sea creatures in its pores suffers from a mysterious illness, and Peso must figure out the cause. Also in HD. [AD,S]
 
17:00 The Chase Quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh. Four contestants must pit their wits against the Chaser, a ruthless quiz genius determined to stop them winning the cash prize.
17:00 Four in a Bed Four proud B&B owners do battle to be named the best value. The competition begins at Wallamhill House where owners Gordon and Margaret Hood hope their homely B&B will hit the right note.
17:00 5 News at 5 National and international news presented by Emma Crosby.
16:55 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
16:55 Murphy's War Film (1971) World War II drama. Peter O'Toole stars as Murphy, a merchant seaman with vengeance on his mind after his ship is sunk by a German U-boat. Also starring Sian Phillips.
17:00 The Professionals Blind Run Action-packed drama series about two criminal intelligence agents. Bodie and Doyle are assigned to protect an Arab diplomat who is being pursued by assassins. S2 Ep9
17:00 New: The Sparticle Mystery 10/13. The Haunting: Science fiction drama. In a haunted house where a ghost buster is busy disproving the existence of a ghost, why are the Sparticles disappearing one by one? Also in HD. [AD,S]
16:55 Tree Fu Tom Dragon Fruit Fiasco Animated fantasy adventure show. A beetle goes on a rampage to find some missing berries, putting everyone in its path in jeopardy. Also in HD. [S]
17:15 Pointless Quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by plumbing the depths of their general knowledge to come up with the answers no-one else can think of. Also in HD. [S]
17:15 Flog It! Tenby Experts Philip Serrell and Charlie Ross enjoy a day out at the seaside at Tenby. Paul Martin discovers the craft of harp making is undergoing a mini industrial revolution. [S]
17:15 Gigglebiz 21/25. Comedy sketch show for younger viewers. It's autumn in Will Barrow's garden and a cheeky squirrel is finding lots of places to bury his nuts. Also in HD. [S]
17:30 Coach Trip The coach arrives in Herceg Novi, Montenegro. One new couple make an early impression at a squid ink cookery class before the group spend the afternoon snorkelling off a boat.
17:30 Neighbours Matt admits that the mortgage is putting too much pressure on the family, and Brennan sets out to prove to Naomi that he thinks of them as more than just 'friends with benefits'.
17:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
17:30 ..programmes start at 7.00pm
17:30 New: Eve 10/13. Mum's the Word: Sci-fi drama series. Someone important comes back into Eve's life. Abe accidentally gives Katherine a huge clue about Project Eternity's whereabouts. Also in HD. [AD,S]
17:30 Boj Sports G'day Animation. It's sports day in Giggly Park, and Boj mistakenly wins all the medals. With only one race left, can Boj help his buddies all win a medal? Also in HD. [S]
17:45 New: Teacup Travels Key Great Aunt Lizzie tells the story of Charlotte and the Adventure of the Small Bronze Key. A penniless brother and sister must work together to unearth a hidden box of treasures. [S]
 
18:00 BBC News at Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. Also in HD. [S]
18:00 Two Tribes Richard Osman presents the fast-paced quiz show where what contestants have in common is just as important as their general knowledge. [S]
18:00 ITV News London A round-up of all the latest news in London and the South East, plus features, sport and local weather.
18:00 The Simpsons Lost Verizon After Bart finds Denis Leary's phone and uses it to make prank calls and accept job offers, Denis comes up with a creative punishment for Bart.
18:00 Home and Away Brax is let out on bail, but the evidence against him is substantial. Ash opens up to Ricky about what happened in the desert and offers to take the blame.
18:00 You've Been Framed! Harry Hill presents an episode featuring the best clips of kids filmed on camcorders and mobile phones. Including sibling rivalry, bonkers babies and troublesome teens.
18:00 Minder All Mod Cons Drama series about a spiv and his reluctant sidekick. Terry is asked to get rid of some squatters, leading Arthur to dream of a future as a property developer. S2 Ep8
18:00 What's New Scooby-Doo? 11/14. Toy Scary Boo: Children's animated series about a group of teenage sleuths and their cowardly dog. The gang investigate when toys begin to take over the toy store. [S]
18:00 The Adventures of Abney and Teal CBeebies Bedtime Hour. The Porridge Party: Abney and Teal make lots of porridge to warm them up on a cold and gloomy day. Also in HD. [AD,S]
18:10 64 Zoo Lane CBeebies Bedtime Hour. The Story of the House of Leaves: Nelson the Elephant wants to build the biggest and best house of leaves ever. Also in HD. [S]
18:30 BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London. [S]
18:30 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on what is probably the greatest quiz team in Britain, made up of some of the country's top quizzers. [S]
18:30 ITV News & Weather Alastair Stewart and Mary Nightingale with the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast.
18:30 Hollyoaks Grace is spooked by reminders of Mercedes, while Porsche gets too close for comfort to a guilty Diane. Ziggy is mortified when a new business venture takes an awkward turn.
18:30 5 News Tonight National and international news including reports, live updates and interviews. Presented by Matt Barbet.
18:25 Shaun the Sheep Heavy Metal Shaun Children's animation. Shaun's flock lives on a remote rural farm. The farmer's metal detector looks like fun, until it detects the ring on a bull's nose. [S]
18:30 Shaun the Sheep Tooth Fairy Children's animation. Shaun's flock live a peaceful life on a remote rural farm. Bitzer has a terrible toothache, so Shaun turns dentist in an attempt to cure his woes. [S]
18:20 In the Night Garden CBeebies Bedtime Hour. Wake Up Ball: Children's programme. The ball is bouncing through the garden and lands straight on Upsy Daisy's bed. She tucks the ball in so it can have a rest. Also in HD. [S]
18:40 The Story of Tracy Beaker Just Desserts Drama series about a young girl and her life in a children's home. Tracy takes an instant dislike to Cam's book agent, and Bouncer has a difficult day at his first Saturday job. [AD,S]
 
19:00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. Also in HD. [S]
19:00 Top Gear Motoring magazine. James May is taken outside his comfort zone - World Rallycross racing in a 600-horsepower hatchback. Nicholas Hoult tries his hand in the Reasonably Priced Car. [S]
19:00 Emmerdale Laurel unwittingly puts April in danger. Leyla and Vanessa are shocked by Andy. Priya worries about Georgia.
19:00 Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather.
19:00 New: The Gadget Show Action-packed consumer show showcasing the latest technology. Amy is in Kansas City, home of the tallest water slide in the world, to test three leading waterproof headphones. (S21 Ep 2)
18:58 This Is BBC Three BBC Three. The best in new entertainment, comedy, contemporary drama and music for the digital generation. Stay tuned for 60 Seconds news.
19:00 Snog Marry Avoid? 3/12. Jasmine and Vicky: Vicky's plight for plastic-fantastic perfection is driving her father up the wall. Also in HD. [S]
18:58 This Is BBC Four This is BBC Four. Programmes start at 7.00pm.
19:00 World News Today The latest national and international news, exploring the day's events from a global perspective. Also in HD. [S] Followed by weather.
19:00 You've Been Framed! Harry Hill presents home video howlers, including bad sports, comical christenings and a naughty nudist destroying a wedding photo! Plus a Gordon Brown lookalike gets hammered.
19:00 Rugby Highlights: Aviva... ...Premiership. Round 17 Aviva Premiership highlights including Wasps match against Saracens, Bath versus Sale and Gloucester v Northampton Saints.
18:58 ..programmes start at 7.00am
18:50 CBeebies Bedtime Stories CBeebies Bedtime Hour. Bumpus Jumpus Dinosaur Rumpus: Nicola Stephenson reads Bumpus Jumpus Dinosaur Rumpus, by Tony Mitton and Guy Parker-Rees. Also in HD. [S]
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19:05 New in Town Film (2009) Romcom. Renée Zellweger plays an ambitious executive sent to downsize a small-town factory. But once there, she must contend with the plant's union organiser (Harry Connick Jr).
19:30 MOTD Live: Man United v Arsenal Gary Lineker introduces live FA Cup quarter-final coverage as joint-record FA Cup winners Manchester United and Arsenal meet at Old Trafford. Also in HD. [S]
19:30 Coronation Street A surprise guest arrives for Gail's wedding. Owen is in for a shock. Andy feels nervous.
19:30 Don't Tell the Bride 2/12. Verity & Scott: A bride lets her groom organise their big day. Rock star-turned-zookeeper Scott plans a jungle-themed wedding for his paramedic bride-to-be Verity. [S]
19:30 Great Continental Railway Journeys 6/10. Dresden to Kiel: Part 2: Michael Portillo explores Germany, the powerhouse of today's European Union. Also in HD. [AD,S]
19:30 You've Been Framed! Harry Hill presents the nation's funniest home videos. Featuring an unwilling skydiver being pushed out of a plane and a giraffe scaring a driver off the road.
20:00 University Challenge The pressure is increasing as the quarter-finals continue. Find out which team makes it to the next stage of the quiz for students. Jeremy Paxman asks the questions. [S]
20:00 More Tales from Northumberland... ...with Robson Green. Robson Green returns to his home county. Robson goes diving in the Farne Islands, discovering some mysterious cannons and the wreck of a ship sunk by the German Luftwaffe in 1941
20:00 Benefits Britain Channel 4 Dispatches The government say their flagship new benefit, Universal Credit, is working well. Critics say it is a shambles. Dispatches goes undercover to investigate.
19:55 5 News Update National and international news.
20:00 Cats Make You Laugh Out Loud A compilation show featuring the most hilarious and outrageous cat-themed videos on the internet, narrated by Iain Lee and with commentary from Susan Calman.
20:00 Horizon: Are You Good or Evil? 5/15. Horizon meets researchers studying psychopathic killers to try and determine what makes people good or evil. Also featuring the man who believes he has found the moral molecule. Also in HD. [S]
20:00 Two and a Half Men Hookers, Hookers, Hookers US comedy series. Charlie gets even more unwanted houseguests after Alan burns down Lyndsey's home. S8 Ep4
20:00 Storage Wars Battle of the Brows Reality series. The action moves to Moreno Valley, where Darrell's plan backfires. S4 Ep21
20:30 Only Connect Comic Relief Special Waterbabies v Tillers: A special celebrity edition of the quiz, as two teams of clever celebrities put their reputations on the line in the name of charity. [S]
20:30 Coronation Street A calculating Todd has plans for Eileen. Linda has a proposal. Will Gail make it for her big day?
20:30 Food Unwrapped Jimmy learns about a potentially devastating Greek yoghurt by-product. Kate uncovers the secrets of saffron, and Matt finds out why you can't eat kidney beans raw. (S5 Ep7)
20:30 New: Waterloo Road 20/20. It's consultation day, the final chance to stop the school merging with Havelock High. Also in HD. [AD,S]
20:30 Two and a Half Men The Immortal Mr Billy Joel US comedy series. Taking advantage of his decision to get plastic surgery, Alan visits a bar masquerading as Charlie. S8 Ep5
20:30 Storage Wars Super Bros Shuffle Jarrod and Brandi locate an item in Costa Mesa that could be worth 25,000 dollars, and Darrell is thrilled to find some Super Mario memorabilia. S4 Ep22
21:00 A Cook Abroad: Rachel Khoo's... ...Malaysia. 6/6. Cooking show. Rachel Khoo heads to Malaysia, home of her extended family, to explore one of the most exciting cuisines on the planet. Can good food can unite a nation? [AD,S]
21:00 Arthur & George Three-part mini-series. Woodie suspects that George is after all the Wyrley Ripper, but Arthur is not convinced and annoys the police. Then the local blacksmith is found dead. S1 Ep2
21:00 The Billion Pound Hotel This one-off film goes behind the scenes at Dubai's exclusive Burj Al Arab, viewed by some as the world's most luxurious hotel. What does it take to satisfy the most demanding of visitors?
21:00 Benefits Britain: Life On The Dole Last in the documentary series about people living on welfare. Among those hit by the new, tougher sanction rules are a man whose partner earned too much one week on a zero hours contract. (S2 Ep 9)
21:00 New: The Mystery of Murder: A... ...Horizon Guide. 10/13. Documentary. Michael Mosley delves into the BBC archives to chart scientists' progress as they probed the mind of the murderer to try to understand why people kill. [S]
21:00 Mom Chicken Nuggets and a Triple Homicide US sitcom. Christy and Bonnie rent a beautiful house in the country, but it turns out that three people and a dog were murdered there. S2 Ep3
21:00 Chronicle Science-Fiction Three lads (Dane DeHaan, Alex Russell and Michael B Jordan) are gifted with amazing powers. First they use them to play, but this innocence won't last. Violence.
21:00 Storage Wars Texas Cock Fighter from Mexico Antiques experts bid on lockers. In DeSoto, a locker with a mannequin causes a row and a mysterious new buyer turns up. S2 Ep24
21:30 Live at the Apollo 3/6. Sean Lock is the host and he introduces one of comedy's fastest-rising stars Romesh Ranganathan and the wonderful Marcus Brigstocke. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S]
21:30 Mom Forged Resumes and the Recommended Dosage US sitcom. Violet sees that her child is being well cared for. Bonnie gets a job as a building manager, which comes with a useful perk. S2 Ep4
21:30 Storage Wars Texas Hate to Burst your Bubba Antiques experts bid on lockers. Victor schemes to turn Bubba against Ricky. Mary goes up against the person who taught her everything she knows. S2 Ep3
22:00 BBC News at Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. Also in HD. [S]
22:00 House of Fools 3/6. The Moth Affair: Anarchic, surreal sitcom. Julie tries to generate publicity for her bistro. When a pop star resembling Erik emerges, Beef thinks planting Erik there will do the job. [AD,S]
22:00 ITV News at Ten & Weather Mark Austin and Julie Etchingham with the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast and all the news and weather in your region.
22:00 NHS: £2 Billion a Week & Counting New series exploring the tough decisions the NHS makes about who gets treatment. From weight-loss surgery for a 35-stone man to IVF for a young couple, what should the NHS pay for? (Ep3)
22:00 New: 10,000 BC Last in the series. In the final days of the experiment, just five remain. Mike is still seriously ill and Mel is close to breaking point. Some cave painting lightens the mood. (S1 Ep 10)
22:00 New: Bluestone 42 1/6. Comedy drama following a bomb disposal unit in Afghanistan. We rejoin the Bluestone 42 team after the IED explosion has hit their mastiff. Have they all survived? Also in HD. [AD,S]
22:00 New: Rocking Cambodia: Rise of... ...a Pop Diva - Storyville. Documentary telling the story of the rise of the band Cambodian Space Project. Also in HD. [S]
22:00 Rush Hour Film Action comedy starring Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker, 1998. A martial-arts-expert cop and hapless LAPD detective must retrieve the kidnapped daughter of a diplomat.
22:00 Ax Men Put Up or Shut Up As the season picks up speed, Coatsy makes a potentially deadly decision in Alaska. In Florida, a falling log places the Dreadknots in serious danger. S6 Ep4
22:25 BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London. [S] Followed by national weather.
22:30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Evan Davis. [S] Followed by weather.
22:30 Russell Howard's Good News 1/9. Topical news show hosted by Russell Howard, who offers his quirky take on the week's headlines and bizarre news stories. Contains adult humour and some strong language. Also in HD. [S]
22:45 What Britain Wants - Somewhere... ...to Live. As the general election approaches, Mariella Frostup presents the second of Panorama's four-part series - 'What Britain Wants'. Also in HD. [S]
22:40 ICC Cricket World Cup Highlights Highlights continue as England take on Bangladesh from the Adelaide Oval. Eoin Morgan's side will be keen to avoid a repeat of their shock defeat to Bangladesh in 2011.
22:40 Source Code Science-Fiction Action-thriller. Jake Gyllenhaal must repeatedly relive the final minutes before an explosion on a train until he learns who was behind the terror attack. Violence.
 
23:00 24 Hours in A&E This episode focuses on strong women who find themselves in A&E with a wide range of problems, like Georgia, who fell 20 feet while trying to climb into the window of her flat. (S8 Ep9)
23:00 The Fugitive Film Action adventure film starring Harrison Ford and Tommy Lee Jones. Wrongly convicted of murdering his wife Richard Kimble, he escapes from prison and sets out to find out the real killer. (1993)
23:00 Family Guy 3/21. Quagmire's Quagmire: US animated series. Quagmire begins dating a sexually insatiable woman who then kidnaps him. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S]
23:00 Saints and Sinners: Britain's... ...Millennium of Monasteries. 3/3. How the immensely rich and powerful monasteries were annihilated in less than five years. Also in HD. [AD,S]
23:00 Bundesliga Football Highlights Highlights from Germany's premier football league presented by Isabella Muller-Reinhardt.
23:15 Waterloo Road 20/20. It's consultation day, the final chance to stop the school merging with Havelock High. Also in HD. [AD,S]
23:20 Horizon: Secrets of the Solar... ...System. 8/13. Series exploring topical scientific issues. A look at how new planets being discovered are forcing scientists to rewrite the history of our own solar system. [AD,S]
23:25 Family Guy 4/21. A Fistful of Meg: Animated comedy. Meg spills her lunch on a bully, prompting him to set the date for a showdown, which Meg tries to get out of. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S]
23:40 The Jonathan Ross Show Star-studded chat show. Jonathan welcomes actor Damian Lewis, singer Paloma Faith, comedian Josh Widdicombe and music legend Bryan Ferry, who also performs live in the studio. S8 Ep7
23:45 American Dad! 14/19. Spelling Bee My Baby: Animated comedy. Francine trains Steve up for a spelling bee but he starts going out with his main competitor. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S]
 
00:00 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay travels to Baltimore to try to save the struggling Café Hon restaurant, which is suffering because its owner has managed to alienate the surrounding community.
00:00 Rise of the Continents 4/4. Eurasia: How India moved to join the Himalayas and how other continents will be joined with Europe. Also in HD. [AD,S]
00:00 Rugby Highlights: Aviva... ...Premiership. Round 17 Aviva Premiership highlights including Wasps match against Saracens, Bath versus Sale and Gloucester v Northampton Saints.
00:15 The Graham Norton Show 21/22. Comic Relief Special: Comic Relief special of the talk show. With guests Jennifer Saunders, David Walliams, Jack Dee, Johnny Vegas and pop princess Cheryl Fernandez-Versini. Also in HD. [S]
00:10 Family Guy 22/22. When You Wish Upon a Weinstein: Animated comedy about family life. After a Jewish accountant helps him, Peter tries to convert Chris to help with his school work. Contains adult themes. [S]
00:05 Two and a Half Men Hookers, Hookers, Hookers US comedy series. Charlie gets even more unwanted houseguests after Alan burns down Lyndsey's home. S8 Ep4
00:20 Inside the Commons 3/4. Party Games: Political documentary series. In the third episode, Michael Cockerell sees how the traditional three-party system appears to be falling apart at the seams. [AD,S,SL]
00:30 Bluestone 42 1/6. Comedy drama following a bomb disposal unit in Afghanistan. We rejoin the Bluestone 42 team after the IED explosion has hit their mastiff. Have they all survived? Also in HD. [AD,S]
00:30 Two and a Half Men The Immortal Mr Billy Joel US comedy series. Taking advantage of his decision to get plastic surgery, Alan visits a bar masquerading as Charlie. S8 Ep5
00:30 Fitzcarraldo Film (1982) Klaus Kinski stars in Werner Herzog's extraordinary, fact-based period drama about an Irish man on an obsessive mission to build an opera house in the Peruvian Amazon in 1900.
00:40 Jackpot247 Join the presenters live and play roulette on your telly. Find out how or join in now at Jackpot247.com.
 
01:00 What Just Happened Film A Hollywood producer (Robert De Niro) desperately tries to salvage his film amid mounting demands. Contains very strong language and some violence. [2008] [AD,S]
00:55 The Secret Millionaire Multi-millionaire Paul Ragan heads to Derby. From the age of five, Paul had to deal with his mother's schizophrenia. Now he wants to help people who devote their lives to caring for others.
01:00 I Survived a Zombie Apocalypse 4/8. Reality game show about survivors of a zombie outbreak. The group are gripped by fear, tension and paranoia. Three strangers enter the compound and look for help and refuge. Also in HD. [S]
01:00 Wallander 13/13. The Secret: Wallander and the Ystad police investigate the death of an eleven-year-old boy. In Swedish with English subtitles. Contains very strong language. [S]
00:55 The Vampire Diaries Do You Remember The First Time? The supernatural drama series returns. Elena is forced to face her problems head on when the past comes back to haunt her. S6 Ep7
01:00 Paula Radcliffe: Sports Life... ...Stories. The sports documentary series looks at the career of Paula Radcliffe whose world record for the marathon has already stood for more than a decade. S3 Ep3
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01:20 This Is BBC Two Highlights of programmes on BBC Two. [S]
01:30 SuperCasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel. For more information and to register visit www.SuperCasino.com.
01:45 Royal Pains Keeping the Faith Drama series. Hank and Evan learn that their father is living in the Hamptons. Meanwhile, HankMed has to treat a movie star who has collapsed. S2 Ep3
 
01:50 The Fairy Jobmother USA Hayley Taylor takes on the challenge of getting unemployed people in the United States back into work, starting with Shawn and Michelle Aughe from Hanford, California.
02:00 Uncle 4/6. When Sam ropes Andy into chaperoning Errol's Halloween school dance, the family makes a joint oath to stay out of trouble. Contains some strong language. Also in HD. [AD,S]
01:50 River Monsters Legend of Loch Ness Angler Jeremy Wade embarks on a mission to track down the famous Loch Ness monster. His journey takes him from the eponymous Scottish loch to Iceland. S5 Ep6
02:30 World's Toughest Jobs 2/6. Trawler Fishing: Young Brits Jess, Carl and Jamie sign up to work on a trawler in the Arctic Circle. But it is a gruelling, back-breaking, smelly job. Contains strong language. Also in HD. [S]
02:30 The Mystery of Murder: A... ...Horizon Guide. 10/13. Documentary. Michael Mosley delves into the BBC archives to chart scientists' progress as they probed the mind of the murderer to try to understand why people kill. [S,SL]
02:25 Teleshopping Shopping from home.
02:35 Weather for the Week Ahead Detailed weather forecast. Also in HD. [S]
02:40 BBC News BBC One joins the BBC's rolling news channel for a night of news, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes. Also in HD. [S]
06:00 Breakfast The latest news, sport, business and weather from the BBC's Breakfast team. Also in HD. [S] Including regional news at 25 and 55 minutes past each hour.
02:45 Four Rooms Will any of the dealers be tempted by Andy Murray's racket, a piece of HMS Victory, art by Freud and Bacon, or some cutting-edge jet furniture? (Ep1/5) [SL]
02:45 Movies Now The latest news and reviews of this week's film releases.
 
03:00 UEFA Champions League Weekly A regular round-up of all the action with big-name interviews, featuring the top stars from European football's premier club competition - the UEFA Champions League.
02:50 ITV4 Nightscreen Text-based information service.
03:00 Teleshopping Shopping from home.
06:00 Hogan's Heroes Everybody Loves a Snowman Sitcom. Hogan and his charges build a hollow snowman in which to smuggle the crew of a downed bomber out of Stalag 13. S3 Ep14
03:10 Psychopaths: The Suffolk Strangler Documentary series. Professor Wilson investigates the mentality of the man who strangled five Ipswich sex workers in December 2006. (S1 Ep 4)
03:25 ITV Nightscreen Text-based information service.
03:30 Bluestone 42 1/6. Comedy drama following a bomb disposal unit in Afghanistan. We rejoin the Bluestone 42 team after the IED explosion has hit their mastiff. Have they all survived? [AD,S,SL]
03:30 This Is BBC Four BBC Four is the BBC channel for people who want more. More depth, more range, more to stimulate the mind. More daily from 7.00pm.
03:40 Location, Location, Location Phil Spencer and Kirstie Allsopp visit Europe's oil capital, Aberdeen, and with the oil business keeping house prices high in the city, the property gurus must move fast to land a bargain.
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04:00 The Women of World War One Kate Adie examines the impact of women's work on the home front during WWI. This is a version of the BBC Two programme made especially for a secondary school audience. [S]
04:00 Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary.
04:00 This Is BBC Three BBC Three Refreshing TV for the digital age. Tune in daily from 7.00pm.
04:30 Divine Women Uncovering the hidden history of women in religion. In India, Bettany Hughes joins thousands of Hindus in the worship of formidable goddess Durga. [AD,S]
04:25 Great Scientists Aristotle Series presented by Allan Chapman which profiles famous and influential scientists. Part one looks at Aristotle who was the first to look at the world as a unified whole.
04:40 Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. Players could also double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough to buy it with their winnings?
04:45 House Doctor A compilation of highlights from the home-staging series presented by Californian interior designer Ann Maurice. Focusing on a dilapidated Bournemouth house.
 
05:00 True Stories 1/2. The stories behind ten people who changed the world. This looks at Florence Nightingale, Alexander Graham Bell, Harriet Tubman, Isambard Kingdom Brunel and Mary Anning. [S]
05:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.
06:00 Good Morning Britain Breakfast show with the latest news, sport and weather, presented by Susanna Reid, Ben Shephard, Charlotte Hawkins and Sean Fletcher.
05:10 House Doctor Highlights from the home improvement series which features Californian interior designer Ann Maurice, here giving top tips on bedrooms and bathrooms.
05:30 Face the Clock Rory Bremner challenges six contestants to answer questions against the clock in this quiz show. No one knows when the time will run out - and whoever's playing when it stops is out.
06:00 Countdown A special episode in which two former ladies winners go head-to-head. With Dictionary Corner guest Alistair McGowan.
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05:30 This is CBBC! Welcome to the CBBC channel. Programmes start at 7.00am.
05:30 This is CBeebies! Welcome to the CBeebies channel. Programmes start at 6.00am.
06:00 Me Too! Chilly Day Drama series about parents at work and their childminded children. It's a cold day in Riverseafingal and Dr Juno makes sure everyone wraps up so they don't catch a cold. [AD,S]
05:35 House Doctor Edinburgh Home improvement series. Californian interior designer Ann Maurice and Alistair Appleton tackle a huge pink mansion in Edinburgh.
06:00 The WotWots Colour Conundrums Alien animation. SpottyWot discovers how to make new colours by mixing paint. He then meets an animal that can change the colour of its whole body!
 
05:55 ITV2 Nightscreen Text-based information service.
06:00 Life's Funniest Moments Series featuring hilarious candid moments caught on camera.