This week's UK TV & radio

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BBC 1
06:00Breakfast The latest news, sport, business and weather from the BBC's Breakfast team.
10:00Saturday Kitchen Live James Martin hosts another edition of Saturday Kitchen. He is joined by top chefs Glynn Purnell and Kenny Atkinson, while actor Anthony Head faces his food heaven or food hell.
11:30Football Focus Dan Walker and guests preview the weekend's domestic football action following the international break, and discuss what lies in store for the British clubs in Europe this season.
12:00BBC News The latest national and international news, followed by Weather.
12:05Midlands Today The latest news, sport and weather for the Midlands. [S] Followed by national weather.
12:10Formula 1: The Italian Grand Prix Qualifying Jake Humphrey introduces live coverage from Monza as qualifying begins for the 2010 Italian Grand Prix, with commentary from Martin Brundle and Jonathan Legard.
14:20Canoeing: World Slalom... ...Championships 2010. Jonathan Edwards introduces highlights from the Tacen Whitewater Course.
15:20Triathlon: World Championship... ...Series Final - Budapest. Jonathan Edward presents the conclusion of the Triathlon World Championship Series.
16:30Final Score Mark Chapman introduces reports and reaction from the day's football fixtures, including West Ham v Chelsea, Manchester City v Blackburn and Arsenal v Bolton.
17:10BBC News The latest national and international news, followed by Weather.
17:20Midlands Today The latest news, sport and weather for the Midlands. [S] Followed by national weather.
17:25The Best of Tonight's the Night 8/8. John Barrowman chooses his most memorable moments from the series in which he makes dreams come true for some very special people, with guests including Dionne Warwick.
18:25Strictly Come Dancing New series. 1/16. Fourteen eager new celebrities discover who they will be sharing the dance floor with. Also in HD.
19:25Merlin New series. 1/13. The Tears of Uther Pendragon - Part 1: Merlin suspects Morgana's reappearance could be to blame for King Uther losing his mind. [AD,S]
20:10The National Lottery Saturday... ...Night Draws. The National Lottery Saturday Night Draws, presented by Gethin Jones.
20:20Casualty The Blame Game Medical drama. The ED comes under attack from all sides following the shooting, and Jordan takes the brunt of it. Lenny struggles to deal with a difficult patient. [AD,S]
21:10Last Night of the Proms Live from the Royal Albert Hall, Katie Derham introduces the spectacular climax to the 2010 Proms, featuring encores from composers featured earlier in the season. Also in HD.
22:40BBC News National and international BBC News, followed by Weather. [S] Followed by weather and a National Lottery update.
23:00Match of the Day Gary Lineker presents highlights of the day's seven Barclays Premier League matches, including West Ham v Chelsea, Arsenal v Bolton and Newcastle v Blackpool.
00:20The Football League Show Manish Bhasin presents action and analysis from the Football League, with fixtures including Burnley v Preston North End and Coventry v Leicester.
01:40Weatherview Detailed weather forecast.
01:45BBC News BBC One joins the BBC's rolling news channel for a night of news, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes.
BBC 2
06:00The Pingu Show CBeebies. Baby and Concert: Fun with the young penguin. Features the episodes Lost Baby, and Pingu and Pinga Stay Up. [S] Followed by Yoko! Jakamoko! Toto!
06:15Bob the Builder: Project Build It CBeebies. Dodger the Milk Truck: Animated adventures with Bob the Builder and all his friends. Meg's new milk delivery truck thinks he is not wanted in Sunflower Valley.
06:25Penelope CBeebies. Penelope Opens a Shop: Animated adventures of three-year-old chatterbox Penelope, who has fun with her family and friends. Penelope plays shops with her friends.
06:30Guess with Jess CBeebies. How Can We Paint The Lily Pad?: Jess, the curious black-and-white cat, and his farmyard friends explore the world around them. Mimi asks Jess to paint a lilypad she's made for Horace.
06:40Postman Pat CBeebies. Postman Pat's Holiday Hobbies: Aided by his trusty cat Jess, Pat the postman always manages to deliver the mail, no matter what. Sara thinks that Pat needs a hobby on his day off.
07:00Arthur CBBC. Jenna's Bedtime Blues: Animated series following the adventures of a young aardvark and his friends. Muffy's annual slumber party is the envy of Lakewood Elementary.
07:15League of Super Evil CBBC. Evil-est in Show: Animation. Voltar enters Doomageddon in the neighbourhood pet contest, where he meets his match in a particularly vicious bunny.
07:25OOglies CBBC. 2/13. Meatball tries to beat her fear of heights. The inquisitive Mushrooms find a jelly trampoline, and cry baby Bauble sneaks a victory over the Christmas Box Gang.
07:40What's New Scooby-Doo? CBBC. The Unnatural: Children's animated series about a group of teenage sleuths and their cowardly dog. The ghost of a baseball hero is not too happy about seeing his home run record broken.
08:00Escape from Scorpion Island CBBC. 9/13. Adventure reality show. Sting and Claw face each other in Perilous Puzzle when the island challenges the Adventurers in the Power of Strength.
09:00Live 'n' Deadly CBBC. Live wildlife show. Steve gets up close and personal with a Burmese python and handles baby meerkats, while Naomi reveals the sinister deadly side to these cute-looking creatures.
10:00Animals at Work CBBC. 8/13. Mocha Llama Golf Caddy: Mocha the llama dreams of joining an elite team of golf caddies. [S] Followed by The Owl.
10:30Richard Hammond's Blast Lab CBBC. 8/13. Science game show. The Lab Rats drop two pianos from a height of 30 metres onto two different landing areas. Meanwhile, the teams discover the incredible power of salt.
11:00Horrible Histories CBBC. 10/13. Historical sketch show. King Charles I sends someone else to get married for him, a new recruit regrets joining the Georgian army, and Queen Cleopatra reveals her beauty secrets. [AD,S]
11:30Evacuation to the Manor House CBBC. 9/10. Twelve boys and girls live as 1940s war evacuees. Local farmer Mr Ward brings a delivery of three little pigs. They might be cute but they're for fattening up to eat.
12:00Degrassi: The Next Generation BBC Switch. 20/22. Degrassi Goes Hollywood - Part Two: Paige has got the job in Mewes' film.
12:25No Hats, No Trainers BBC Switch. 2/6. R'n'B superstar NEYO turns superhero, and grime pioneer Kano packs a punch.
12:50Shelfstackers BBC Switch. 2/6. Frenemies: Welcome to Grogan's Supermarket. Fitzy is horrified to learn that his mother is Roy's new girlfriend, and Alyssa teaches Dani about the importance of appearances.
13:15The 5.19 Show BBC Switch. Tom Deacon and AJ Odudu present a mix of interviews and performances. McFly perform their new single Party Girl and get up to all kinds of mischief.
13:30Single, Together, Whatever BBC Switch. 2/6. But Do You Like Me Too?: Series examining teen relationships. Beckah's boyfriend Jack is going travelling, while Rebecca has a serious crush on a guy who doesn't know she exists.
14:00The Sky at Night Events on Jupiter In July 2009 a large object crashed into Jupiter and in May 2010 its southern equatorial belt disappeared. Patrick Moore and guests discuss the latest events.
14:25Duel in the Sun Western melodrama about two brothers (Joseph Cotten and Gregory Peck) battling for the affections of a Mexican girl fostered into the ranch-owning family of her father's cousin.
16:30Dad's Army Something Nasty in the Vault Classic wartime sitcom. Mainwaring and Wilson are in the bank when an unexpected guest drops in.
17:00Match of the Day Live: Burnley... ...v Preston North End. Burnley v Preston North End: Gabby Logan presents live Championship action from Turf Moor as Burnley take on local Lancastrian rivals Preston North End.
19:20Coast Rottingdean and Volks Electric Railway A look around the coast of the British Isles. Mark Horton visits Rottingdean to peek over Rudyard Kipling's garden wall.
19:30BBC Proms 2010: Last Night of... ...the Proms - Part One. Katie Derham introduces the final concert of the 2010 Proms season. Also in HD.
21:10Have I Got a Bit More News for You Topical news quiz with Paul Merton and Ian Hislop.
21:55Mock the Week Dara O Briain and the team are joined by guests Chris Addison, Milton Jones and Andi Osho.
22:25Later... with Jools Golden... ...Moments 249 Not Out. Jools Holland introduces a celebration of Later... with an array of artists and fans picking their favourite performances from over the years ahead of the 250th episode.
23:55Grandma's House 5/6. The Day Simon Felt The Family Was Ready To Be Healed: Sitcom. Simon has been on a life-changing course and has decided that it's his job to heal the family. Contains some strong language.
00:25Bigga than Ben Drama. Spiker and Cobakka, two likeable but wayward Russians, arrive in London seeking a better life and a fast fortune. Starring Ben Barnes and Andrey Chadov.
01:45It's Alive Horror. A Los Angeles couple are horrified to discover that their newborn baby is a vicious demon intent on killing anyone in its way. Contains some upsetting scenes.
03:15Pages from Ceefax News and information from the BBC's Teletext service.
ITV 1
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Channel 4
06:10The Hoobs Stars Stars are just about Iver's favourite things. He wonders how he can get a star to hang in the Hoobmobile. [AD,S,SL]
06:35World Sport In-depth coverage of the very best in sports from around the world, with interviews and competition highlights.
07:00Mobil 1 The Grid Jenson Button previews the Italian Grand Prix at Monza, while Kurt Busch gets set for NASCAR's Chase for the Sprint Cup.
07:25Avon Tyres British GT... ...Championship. The awesome GT cars thunder on to the super fast circuit of Snetterton Norfolk. Can the might of the Ferraris, Vipers and Aston Martins beat the Porsches to victory?
07:55The Morning Line Turf tips and news from the Channel 4 Racing team.
08:55T4: Ultimate Big Brother Another chance to join Davina and friends as Ultimate Big Brother bows out of the limelight in spectacular style. Now it's time to witness the eviction of the first batch of runners-up.
10:55T4: Big Brother: Dermot's Last... ...Supper Former Big Brother's Little Brother host Dermot O'Leary is joined by memorable housemates from each series of BB. They bid farewell to the show and reveal some of its secrets.
11:25T4: Davina's Big Send Off Expect tears as Davina debates, dissects and relives unforgettable Big Brother moments with a rowdy audience of Big Brother fanatics, and some of the show's greatest housemates.
11:55T4: Ultimate Big Brother: The... ...Final Hour: After 11 years and hundreds of housemates, it's time for Britain's most famous house to bow out of the limelight, as Davina reveals the Ultimate Big Brother winner.
13:00T4: The Hollyoaks Music Show... ...Playlist This episode features a performance from Example and the new video from Mark Ronson and The Business Intl. Plus, Andy Moss (Rhys Ashworth) interviews Marina and the Diamonds.
13:30That Paralympic Show Rick and Ade go head-to-head with world number one Paralympic rower Tom Aggar. Hollyoaks stars Ashley Taylor-Dawson and Anthony Quinlan join the England blind football team on the pitch. [AD,S]
14:00Channel 4 Racing From Doncaster, including the St Leger, Goodwood and Chester. Presented by Mike Cattermole and Emma Spencer, with commentary from John Francome, Graham Goode and Richard Hoiles.
16:10Come Dine with Me The competition visits Manchester, where interior designer Carlos Buller is first up to the challenge. Not only flamboyant in the kitchen, Carlos's apartment certainly gets tongues wagging.
16:40Come Dine with Me Housing officer Susan Brickell aims to smooth over the rough edges and serve a holiday-inspired Greek meal, but nerves get the better of her when her timings go up the spout.
17:10Come Dine with Me 'Off the wall' performance artist and vegetarian Dan Cumberland is hoping that his majestic bean curry feast will bag him the £1,000 top prize.
17:45Come Dine with Me Hostess Karen Oulton plans to pull out all the stops to impress the other diners with her cooking skills, but will her flashy hosting be her downfall?
18:15Come Dine with Me It's the final meal of the culinary competition from Manchester and Stuart Burke is hoping to win the £1,000 top prize with an inspired, modern British menu.
18:45Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather.
19:104thought.tv Muslim Khola Hasan presents her belief that women must not lead men in prayer, but that men have a responsibility to be the breadwinners for their family.
19:15Flight 93 Film (2006) Peter Markle's film tells the story of Flight 93, the hijacked 9/11 flight which saw the passengers fight back to stop it reaching its target but pay with their own lives.
21:009/11: State of Emergency This gripping drama-documentary tells the story of 9/11 in the words of key political and military leaders and ordinary people who found themselves on the frontlines of a new kind of war.
22:30Witness Film (1985) Harrison Ford stars as a tough cop guarding two murder witnesses - gentle Amish mother Kelly McGillis and her son - from the killers out to silence them. Violence/strong language.
00:40Jaane Tu...Ya Jaane Naa Film (2008) In the opening film of the New Voices season of Bollywood films, Abbas Tyrewala makes his directorial debut with this smart and breezy love story set in a Mumbai college.
03:20What About Brian What About Secret Lovers Everyone seems to have secret lovers and must plan accordingly.
04:05The End of the Line Film (2008) Rupert Murray's acclaimed film looks at the imminent, devastating consequences of unchecked, unregulated sea fishing across the globe.
05:35Countdown Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. With Dictionary Corner guest Penny Smith.
Five
06:00Peppa Pig Peppa, George and Daddy Pig prepare a wonderful birthday surprise for Mummy Pig.
06:05Roary The Racing Car Animated adventures of the cheerful racing car. Big Chris's karaoke machine breaks down when he needs to rehearse for a competition. Can Roary come to the rescue?
06:15Fifi and The Flowertots Violet's Flower Festival Animation about a flower girl. Violet is organising a flower festival, but she is so busy helping the other tots with their blooms she has neglected hers.
06:25Fireman Sam Danger Falling Sheep. More fun with the friendly fireman. Naughty Norman tries to conquer Pontypandy Mountain, but ends up stranded on a ledge with a fallen lamb.
06:35Rupert Bear Rupert's Wild Scooter Ride. Rupert is very skilled at riding his scooter, and drums up some magical assistance to go just that little bit faster.
06:50Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Impish animation. Twins Daisy and Poppy borrow a magic wand, escape from the castle and turn the whole kingdom into rabbits, frogs and birds.
07:00Mio Mao The Pelican Plasticine animation following the antics of two lively kittens. Mio and Mao discover that what they think is a rock is in fact a pelican.
07:05Pocoyo Quirky animation. When Pocoyo and Elly organise a picnic, the sandwiches start to go missing. Does Pato have something to do with this strange phenomenon?
07:15Roobarb and Custard Too Animated adventures of the madcap canine inventor. Roobarb builds a new computer to help him with his inventions.
07:22Milkshake A look ahead to today's children's programmes, including competitions and dedications.
07:25Harry and His Bucket Full Of... ...Dinosaurs. Animation. When Sam uses Harry's bucket to collect drips from a leak in the house, Harry rushes to Dino-World to save the dinos from drowning.
07:40Noddy In Toyland Toy Town tales. The Goblins break their fun-o-meter and blame it on Whiz!
07:55Castle Farm Adventures from Castle Farm. Farm Girl and Piggy set out to find some flags and repair the castle after a terrible storm.
08:00Mist: Sheepdog Tales Lost and Hound. Accidentally trapped in a sheep trailer, Mist finds herself many miles away from Borough Farm. How will she get back home?
08:15Little Princess I Want My Crayons Little Princess is very proud of her new set of crayons, but when they start vanishing from the box, the princess starts accusing members of the household.
08:30The Adventures of Bottle Top... ...Bill and His Best Friend Corky. Children's animation. Bill and Corky are at the beach when they come across a Junkosaur - a cross between a dinosaur and a pile of junk.
08:45Igam Ogam Prehistoric animation. Doggie wants to play with Igam Ogam, but the disappointed dinosaur learns it's never the right time...
09:00Olivia Olivia's Good Luck CGI animation. Olivia is determined to sell more Young Pioneer cookies than anybody else in her troop - especially Francine.
09:15Mr Men Up and Down Animated sketch show. Mr Grumpy gets annoyed by people sitting above him at a game of Dillyball and Miss Magic helps Mr Rude in a restaurant kitchen.
09:30Gerald McBoing Boing While Janine is stuck in bed, Gerald and Jacob bring the circus to her. Meanwhile, an imaginary play takes a fiery turn and Aunt Edith is confused by Gerald's rattle sounds.
10:00Bupa Great Yorkshire Run 2010 Coverage of the 10k Great Yorkshire Run around the streets of Sheffield.
11:00The Gadget Show Highlights from the consumer technology show presented by Jason Bradbury, Suzi Perry and Jon Bentley.
11:05How Do They Do It? Science and engineering series. Robert takes a look at the world's biggest floating crane and learns how electricity is supplied to people's homes (3/20).
11:35The Gadget Show Consumer technology show. The presenters set out on a mission to destroy some of the world's toughest gadgets. Elsewhere, Jon tests a range of music-streaming systems.
12:35My Stepmother Is an Alien Film Sci-fi comedy starring Dan Aykroyd and Kim Basinger. An alien disguised as a beautiful woman comes to Earth and befriends a lonely astronomer and his daughter. (1988)
14:40Gremlins 2: The New Batch Film Exuberant, satirical sequel starring Zach Galligan and Phoebe Cates. An army of malevolent knee-high creatures takes over a media mogul's cable network and New York office block. (1990)
16:40El Dorado Film Western starring John Wayne and Robert Mitchum. A gunslinger rides into the middle of a range war being waged by a ruthless cattle baron. (1966)
19:15Five News National and international news.
19:20NCIS The Bone Yard Drama series about the US navy's dedicated federal agency. A bombing range is uncovered as a dumping ground for mafia victims including an undercover FBI agent (5/23).
20:15NCIS Terminal Leave US drama about the navy's dedicated federal agency. Gibbs and the team try to protect a high-profile naval officer from an Al-Qaeda cell (6/23).
21:10CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Who and What Drama series about a team of forensic investigators in Las Vegas. The CSIs work with the FBI to investigate the murders of a young boy and a woman (6/24).
22:10CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Appendicitement Crime drama. Henry's surprise birthday celebration turns into a disaster when the gang discovers a dead body in a shut-down barbeque joint (9/23).
23:10CSI: Miami A Grizzly Murder Crime drama series. Suspicions are raised when a hunter killed in a bear attack is found to have vanilla gel - commonly used as bear lure - on his jacket (17/24).
00:05Super Casino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel. For more information and to register visit www.SuperCasino.com.
04:05Golf: European Senior Tour 2010 Golfing action from the 2010 Travis Perkins Plc Senior Masters, at Woburn Golf Club in Milton Keynes.
04:55The Family Recipe Cookery series in which celebrity chefs share their favourite family recipes. Today's guest is Italian chef Antonio Carluccio.
05:00Hana's Helpline Disappearing Act Series about a duck agony aunt. Myrtle the turtle is shy and cannot make friends. Hana and the team help Myrtle come out of her shell.
05:10The Milkshake Show Sport - Frosty Fun. It's very cold inside the Milkshake House today, as the boiler has spluttered to a halt. Find out how the gang dreams up various ways of getting warm again.
05:35Thomas and Friends Railway adventures. When Spencer boasts about being faster, shinier and stronger than Thomas, Thomas vows to prove him wrong.
05:45Roary The Racing Car CiCi Takes the Blame. Marsha's picnic blanket is covered in tyre marks, but is the usually mischievous CiCi to blame on this occasion? Featuring the voice of Peter Kay.
06:00Peppa Pig Animated series about a lovable little pig. One of Peppa's teeth falls out. Mummy Pig explains that the Tooth Fairy will come that very night to take the tooth.