This week's UK TV & radio

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BBC 1
06:00Breakfast The latest news, sport, business and weather from the BBC's Breakfast team. [S] Including regional news at 25 and 55 minutes past each hour.
09:15Heir Hunters The team behind Fraser and Frasers' investigate the case of Kenneth Adams, a well-loved man surrounded by friends, who lived in a semi-detached house in Birmingham.
10:00Wanted Down Under Revisited 6/10. Nicki Chapman catches up with the Cummings family from the far north of Scotland, who sampled life in New Plymouth on the coast of New Zealand's North Island. [S] Then BBC News; Weather.
11:00Best of Homes Under the Hammer Martin Roberts and Lucy Alexander look at more auction stories from previous years. The duo visit properties in Eastbourne and Teignmouth, Devon.
11:30Cash in the Attic 3/25. Nick Williams and Lesley Hornby want to raise some money for a dream honeymoon. [S] Then BBC News; Weather.
12:15Bargain Hunt Tim Wonnacott takes the two teams north of the border to Edinburgh's Ingliston Centre. Armed only with 300 pounds and their wits, the teams battle it out for victory at auction.
13:00BBC News at One The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by Weather.
13:30Midlands Today From the Midlands and for the Midlands, the latest news, sport and weather with Midlands Today.
13:45Doctors The Long and Short of It Jimmi unravels a mystery involving a little person and a giant. And it is the day of Rob's hearing, but Karen is distracted by Imogen's recent revelation. [AD,S]
14:15Murder, She Wrote The Great Twain Robbery Murder mystery series featuring sleuthing scribe Jessica Fletcher. When a book expert discovers that a Mark Twain manuscript is a fake, it leads to arson and murder.
15:00BBC News The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by Weather. [S] Followed by regional news and weather.
15:05Big and Small CBeebies. The Gwelf in the Garden: The adventures of two unlikely friends. One evening they hear a strange noise outside and Small is convinced it is the Gwelf, a creature from his story book.
15:15Grandpa in My Pocket CBeebies. Captain Dumbletwit's Spaceship Cake: Comedy drama featuring a grandpa with a shrinking cap. It is Grandpa's birthday and Mum has made him a fabulous cake in the shape of a spaceship. [AD,S]
15:30Tronji CBBC. Rice Cake Puffers: Animation. In Tronjiworld, the tinkle water fountain is clogged with toffee so the Tronjihonks cannot spray the lovely musical tinkle water.
15:50OOglies CBBC. 13/13. When the humans are away the OOglies play! Love is in the air as Slippy Nana finally meets his slapstick soulmate, but will they slip and slide happily ever after?
16:05Sorry, I've Got No Head CBBC. Children's comedy sketch show. Rex Dynamo celebrates his latest computer game trophy, the Hot or Not girls make their first appearance, and Tammy has trouble in the classroom.
16:35M.I. High CBBC. Doppelgangers: Robot doppelgangers of the spies break into MI9 and steal important information. Also in HD.
17:00Newsround CBBC. Daily news magazine keeping young viewers up to date on the latest stories and events happening at home and abroad.
17:15The Weakest Link Anne Robinson presents the quick-fire general knowledge quiz in which contestants must decide at the end of each round which of their number should be eliminated.
18:00BBC News at Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by Weather.
18:30Midlands Today From the Midlands and for the Midlands, the latest news, sport and weather with Midlands Today.
19:00The One Show If it has Britain talking then it will be talked about on The One Show. Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley present the stories that matter from across the country.
19:30Inside Out Nick Lawrence reveals the authorities are struggling with a massive rise in child asylum seekers. Mary Rhodes asks if Birmingham's failed Olympic bid paved the way for London 2012. [S] Then BBC News.
20:00EastEnders As Marsden resolves to finally discover the identity of Archie's murderer, Jack turns up the pressure on Bradley. Meanwhile, Bianca's siblings make sure that her hen night is one to remember. [AD,S]
20:30Panorama Are You a Danger to Kids? Panorama exposes the myths and realities of the new child protection register, and asks whether the new system will actually work.
21:00Hustle 6/6. Just as the gang are about to close another successful deal, a cruel twist of fate reveals one of the marks to be an undercover police officer. Also in HD. [AD,S]
22:00BBC News at Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide.
22:25Midlands Today From the Midlands and for the Midlands, the latest news, sport and weather with Midlands Today.
22:35Michael Johnson, Downhill Skier Olympic sprinting legend Michael Johnson moves from track to piste to discover what makes downhill skiers risk their lives with minimal protection in pursuit of sporting glory.
23:05Late Kick Off Manish Bhasin presents the football show focusing on Football League clubs in the Midlands. Players, pundits and managers join Manish to round up the weekend's action.
23:35Mimic A genetically-modified bug created to kill cockroaches evolves into something far worse. Contains very strong language.
01:15Weatherview Detailed weather forecast.
01:20Delia Through the Decades 4/5. Series celebrating Delia Smith's career. The 90s was the decade of the 'Delia effect', when the merest hint of a new ingredient caused a riot. [AD,S,SL]
01:50Survivors 3/6. The Family are holed up in a cottage while Abby recovers. Tom's brutal past is revealed. Contains moderate violence. [AD,S,SL]
02:50Horizon Don't Grow Old Science series. Horizon meets the scientists who are attempting to piece together why we age and more vitally for all of us, what we can do to prevent it. [AD,S,SL]
03:50Wonderland: Virgin Swimmers 6/8. Documentary in which nine very different adults attempt to learn to swim. Instructor Linda knows they will have to conquer demons that run much deeper than a fear of water. [S,SL]
04:30BBC News BBC One joins the BBC's rolling news channel for a night of news, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes.
BBC 2
06:00Jakers: The Adventures of... ...Piggley Winks. CBBC. 4/26. The Case of the Big Sty: Porcine adventures. Piggley is inspired by his favourite radio programme, Piggley Trotter, Private Eye, and turns detective.
06:20Clifford the Big Red Dog CBeebies. Tough Enough: Animation following the exploits of Clifford, his friends Cleo and T-Bone, and his owner, Emily Elizabeth. T-Bone toughens up to impress Sheriff Lewis.
06:35Boo! CBeebies. Venetian Canal: The adventures of Boo, who likes to hide. Boo and his friends visit a Venetian canal and Boo becomes Gondolier Boo.
06:45Louie CBeebies. Draw Me a Shark: Animated adventures of Louie and Yoko, who like to draw lots of exciting things. Louie and Yoko visit the seaside and Louie draws a shark.
06:55Pingu CBeebies. 2/13. Pingu at the Museum: Animated adventures of a plasticine penguin. Pingu and his friend get up to mischief at the museum, aggravating the curator.
07:00Tronji CBBC. Rice Cake Puffers: Animation. In Tronjiworld, the tinkle water fountain is clogged with toffee so the Tronjihonks cannot spray the lovely musical tinkle water.
07:25Newsround CBBC. Daily news magazine keeping young viewers up to date on the latest stories and events happening at home and abroad.
07:30Barney's Barrier Reef CBBC. 1/20. Conmen: Barney Harwood and Gemma Hunt explore Australia's Barrier Reef. They discover the crafty creatures that need some cool confidence tricks to stay alive.
08:00League of Super Evil CBBC. One Zillion: Animation series. In order to impress the neighbourhood kids, Voltar boasts that LOSE have one zillion TV channels. Now they have one day to prove it.
08:10Street Monsters CBBC. 13/20. The Naughty Monster in 'Ice Cream': Animation. The Naughty Monster has an ice-cream seller's bicycle and all the Little Monsters are desperate to buy one of the delicious ice creams.
08:15Arthur CBBC. DW, Bossy Boots: Animated adventures of a young aardvark and friends. DW likes things to go her way. After everyone stops playing with her, she learns that bossy isn't better.
08:30Wibbly Pig CBeebies. Snowman: Preschool animation based on the popular children's books. Wibbly Pig and his friends make a snow pig. Worried that he will be lonely, they make him some snow pig friends.
08:40Kerwhizz CBeebies. Vegetable Valley Alley: Kerwhizz is the quiz where teams answer questions and then race around. A new raceworld may involve more weeding than whizzing for Ninki, Twist and Kit.
09:00Louie CBeebies. Draw Me a Dolphin: Animated adventures of Louie and Yoko, who like to draw. At the beach, Yoko is too scared of the water to go swimming. Louie tries to help her to overcome her fear.
09:10Finley the Fire Engine CBeebies. Fire Drilled: Animation about the vehicles of Friendlyville. After a scary fire breaks out at DJ's garage, Finley organises a show to teach the trucks about fire safety.
09:25Lunar Jim CBeebies. Wrong Way Ted: Preschool animation set on the second-to-last moon of the Milky Way. When Rover goes missing, Jim and Ted search for him, and find a fabulous lunar playground.
09:35Little Prairie Dogs CBeebies. 6/10. Fun and Games: It's the weekend, which means a whole day of fun and games for all the little prairie dogs. Hide-and-seek and musical statues make for a perfect day.
09:45Our Planet CBeebies. Fruit Pickers and Stripey Animals: Nature clips for preschoolers, exploring an aspect of biology. Tiger stripes are beautiful, but they also make good camouflage.
09:55Tellytales CBeebies. 13/15. The Palace of the Seals: Myths and tales from around the world jump off the pages in this mix of animation and stage play. Featuring a tale from the coast of North Scotland.
10:10Waybuloo CBeebies. Missing Seed: Animated series set in the magical land of Nara. De Li has a special 'fast grow' seed and asks Yojojo to look after it, but he is distracted by a jumpybug.
10:30In the Night Garden CBeebies. Where Did Makka Pakka's Sponge Go?: Makka Pakka is walking in the garden when he comes across some stones which he decides to clean. Mind the small stone Makka Pakka, whoops!
11:00Speakers and Listeners Aimed at GCSE English students, a look at the importance of comprehension when writing clear, concise English, using a variety of short plays in different settings and voices.
11:20The Maths Channel Year 1: 2D Shapes: Maths series for five- to seven-year-olds. Examines how to identify different 2-dimensional shapes using clues such as the number of corners and sides.
11:25Being Italian Short stories about the everyday lives of young people in Italy, all shot on location. Offers an insight into the life and culture of the country as perceived by children.
12:00The Daily Politics Andrew Neil and Jo Coburn have the top political stories of the day.
12:30Working Lunch The latest business, consumer and workplace news from across the country.
13:00Panic Attack 6/10. Game show presented by Stephen Nolan in which all the contestants have to do is not panic. Pressure is added by other players waiting to oust them from the hot seat.
13:30Animal Park 1/15. Ben Fogle and Kate Humble explore life behind the scenes at Longleat. The giraffe keepers are hoping for a problem-free birth, and three Amur tigers have to go into quarantine.
14:15Car Booty Errington Series in which people sell unwanted household goods at a car boot sale. Eighty-year-old Joan Errington clears out her home prior to moving into sheltered accommodation.
15:00Diagnosis Murder 14/25. Retribution, Part 2: With Steve recovering and his father facing the death penalty, Mark becomes convinced that a man he helped put on death row is involved in the Ganza murder.
15:45Flog It! Ely Paul Martin is joined by valuers Charlie Ross and Elizabeth Talbot at Ely Cathedral, where they discover a variety of interesting antiques and collectibles.
16:30Cash in the Celebrity Attic 1/20. Susannah York: Movie star Susannah York invites Aled Jones to search through her London home. The team find vintage make-up accessories given to her by Joan Collins.
17:15Escape to the Country North Wales Jules Hudson is in Wales, helping a couple to escape to north-east Powys. They want to find a rural property with enough land to grow their own food.
18:00Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the general knowledge quiz in which teams from all over the UK battle to beat the Eggheads, some of the country's top quiz champions.
18:30Priceless Antiques Roadshow 6/20. Fiona Bruce rummages in the Antiques Roadshow archive to find a selection of some of the more risque items to have appeared on the programme over the years.
19:00Seven Ages of Britain 2/7. Age of Worship: David Dimbleby tells the story of Britain through its art and treasure, spanning from the murder of Thomas Becket in 1170 to the death of Richard II in 1400. [AD,S]
20:00University Challenge Student quiz. The quarter-finals continue. Girton College Cambridge and St Andrews University compete to stay in the competition. Jeremy Paxman asks the questions.
20:30Delia Through the Decades 5/5. Series celebrating Delia Smith's career. Delia meets up with Stephen Fry to enjoy afternoon tea and cakes, and reflect on her 40-year career, in particular the noughties. [AD,S]
21:00Generation Jihad 1/3. Peter Taylor investigates the terrorist threat from young Muslim extremists radicalised on the internet. He hears from those convicted under Britain's newest anti-terror laws. [AD,S]
22:00Nurse Jackie 10/12. Ring Finger: Drama series about a New York nurse. Jackie resorts to extreme measures to get Coop off her back over the fake organ donor card. Also in HD. [AD,S]
22:30Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines, presented by Emily Maitlis. [S] Followed by weather.
23:20The Virtual Revolution 2/4. Enemy of the State?: Dr Aleks Krotoski explores how the internet is reshaping our lives. She charts how the Web is forging a new, young brand of politics involving direct action.
00:20An Island Parish 13/14. Grey Skies... Outlook Brighter: Series charting a year in the life of the Isles of Scilly. After months of secret planning, it's time for the Rev David Easton's big farewell party.
00:50BBC News BBC Two joins the BBC's rolling news channel, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes.
04:30Pages from Ceefax News and information from the BBC's Teletext service.
ITV 1
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Channel 4
06:05The Hoobs Exercise If you're away from Hoobland and not getting your regular Hooby exercise, you'll need to do some Peep exercise instead. What kind of Peep exercise would suit a Hoob? [AD,S,SL]
06:30The Hoobs Pairs Iver's seen a Tiddlypeep in one place and then turned around and seen the same Tiddlypeep somewhere else. But how can a Tiddlypeep be in two places at the same time? [AD,S]
07:00Freshly Squeezed Celebrity interviews, behind the scenes exclusives and music videos. Today's show features new releases from Kid Cudi and DJ Zinc featuring Ms. Dynamite.
07:25Everybody Loves Raymond Boob Job Debra decides to conduct an experiment after seeing Ray's reaction to her friend's boob job.
07:50Everybody Loves Raymond The Can Opener Ray and Debra have an argument about their new can opener, and Marie, Frank and Robert can't help getting involved.
08:20Frasier Frasier's Imaginary Friend Frasier meets a glamour model but their busy schedules make it difficult to meet leaving Martin, Niles and Daphne to suspect she's a fantasy.
08:50Will & Grace Moveable Feast (Part 2): Will and his brother compete to ditch their mother: Will's brother finally makes her decide who should stay and Will is set free but feels sad.
09:20Wogan's Perfect Recall Sir Terry Wogan presents the ultimate memory game. It's a case of same answers but different questions as one contestant will have a chance of winning a huge cash prize.
09:50Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds asks the all-important question as contestants do battle with the Banker in their quest to leave the Dream Factory with £250,000.
10:35According to Jim Father Disfigure Cheryl persuades Jim to go to church with her but he freaks out when he realises that he knew the new vicar as a child and gave him an unfortunate nickname.
11:05ER I Feel Good The ER staff help out at a camp for kids who have had heart surgery, and Morris and Brenner make an impact on some of the children. Tom Arnold makes a guest appearance. [AD,S]
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather.
12:05Proud Parents Proud parents and their celebrity offspring talk about their relationships with each other.
12:15The Home Show George Clarke breathes life into a soulless four-storey west London town house for Ian and Jen who both work from home and haven't touched the interior since they moved in a few years ago.
13:15Dragoon Wells Massacre Film (1957) Western with Dennis O'Keefe as a cavalry officer who must escort both a dangerous prisoner and survivors of an Apache ambush to safety.
14:55The TV Book Club The TV Book Club returns for a new series, championing established and new authors. This episode looks at Nick Hornby's Juliet Naked, and the celebrity guest is John Thomson.
15:25Countdown Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.
16:10Deal or No Deal It's Love Week all week on Deal or No Deal and Noel's spreading the love amongst each player with one lucky contestant having the chance to win a fabulous holiday.
17:00Wogan's Perfect Recall Sir Terry Wogan presents the ultimate memory game. It's a case of same answers but different questions as one contestant will have a chance of winning a huge cash prize.
17:30Come Dine with Me The new cook-off comes from South Yorkshire, and first up is Alison, who hopes to win points with some old fashioned food. But her guests become gripped by the saucy pic over her bed.
18:00The Simpsons The Fat and the Furriest Homer becomes a laughing stock when he is caught on tape running away from a bear at the dump. So he hunts down the bear in an attempt to regain his dignity.
18:30Hollyoaks Hannah is thrilled to be back together again with Jamie. The high is short-lived though after Jamie plots to ditch her in order to hook up with Blue.
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather.
20:00Dispatches: Post Office Undercover Two reporters go undercover as agency postmen to find out if the Royal Mail has delivered on claims that it is modernising and improving its service.
21:00Tower Block of Commons The MPs try to live on benefits and get an insight into how low-income families cope. Tory Tim Loughton is taken aback sharing a one bedroom flat with a family of four (plus two dogs).
22:00The Good Wife Home Alicia represents the son of a former friend who snubbed her as soon as news of the scandal broke out. The boy has been accused of murder. [AD,S]
22:55Picture Me: A Model's Diary Film (2009) Model Sara Ziff's documentary, co-directed by her boyfriend Ole Schell, is a fascinating insight into both the glamour and the dark side of the profession.
00:40First Cut: The Last Freak Show Jeffrey Marshall is a disabled professional musician who decides to explore his identity as a disabled performer head on: by exhibiting himself in the last remaining freak show in America.
01:10The Enemy Within This innovative documentary draws parallels between anarchist attacks on Victorian London and today's radicalism, examining how feelings of oppression and persecution can lead to extremism.
02:10The Banger Sisters Film (2002) In the 60s, Goldie Hawn and Susan Sarandon were groupies to the stars. Hippie Hawn turns up on straight Sarandon's porch 20 years later but can they still rock? [S,SL]
03:55St Elsewhere Santa Claus Is Dead Axelrod tries to keep Santa Claus alive after he collapses at a children's party, while Ehrlich tries to brighten the holiday for his only obstetrical patient.
04:40St Elsewhere The Boom Boom Womb An anti-abortionist targets the hospital with bomb threats, Rosenthal makes a decision about her youngest son and Axelrod loses Luther's favourite racing pigeon.
05:30Yo Gabba Gabba DJ Lance Rock brings toy monsters Muno, Foofa, Brobee and Toodee and robot Plex to life in a magical mystery land where it's cool to say sorry and try new foods