This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Wednesday, November 22 2017

05:35Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Gyles Brandreth is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:20The King of Queens Apartment Complex Doug and his pals rent an apartment to use as a secret hang-out. Meanwhile, Carrie goes to great lengths to please her newest client: Kirstie Alley. 
06:45The King of Queens Buggie Nights When Arthur brings bed bugs home from a holiday, Doug and Carrie are forced out of the house while a creepy exterminator gets to work. 
07:10The King of Queens Knee Jerk After Carrie accidentally injures Doug, he milks the situation to avoid helping out with unpleasant jobs around the house. 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond Bad Moon Rising Ray's clumsy attempts to help alleviate Debra's PMT only make a bad situation much worse. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Confronting the Attacker Robert loses his nerve at work and decides on a career change to something safer... telemarketing. 
08:35Everybody Loves Raymond Robert's Divorce While they're out at dinner, the Barones run into Robert's ex-wife, who makes a surprising proposal. 
09:05Frasier A Midwinter's Night Dream Niles fights to resist temptation when he and Daphne are trapped in his home during a violent storm. 
09:35Frasier And the Whimper Is Frasier and Roz are nominated for broadcasting awards, but are then tempted to bribe the judges with gifts. 
10:05Ramsay's Hotel Hell Gordon goes to Loudonville, Ohio, to help the struggling Landoll's Mohican Castle, a custom-built, multi-million-dollar hotel set in an 1100-acre woodland estate, and its overworked owner. 
11:00Undercover Boss USA Fatburger, which was founded in the 1950s in Los Angeles, is known as the 'last great hamburger stand'. CEO Andy Wiederhorn dons a disguise to go undercover in his own organisation. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes sport and weather. 
12:05Come Dine with Me In Maidstone and Rochester, it's a competitive week filled with fun, international cuisine, randomness and a musical surprise, but who will take home the £1000 prize? 
13:05Kirstie's Handmade Christmas Kirstie Allsopp hits the bright lights of London and visits a Christmas night market in Hoxton for some festive urban chic and plenty of amazing handmade gifts. (S3 Ep3/3) 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Gyles Brandreth is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Retired Jill Castling is ready to cash in her savings to make her dream of owning a family home in Barbados come true. Danni Menzies shows Jill five stunning properties for her £300,000. 
16:00Coast vs Country Joanne and Ernest want to move from the outskirts of London to the perfect family home in Kent. Joanne thinks their family will benefit from the countryside, but Ernest prefers the coast. 
17:00Four in a Bed For the third visit the group head to Sands Resort Hotel and Spa in Newquay, where father and son team Nicholas and Tom Malcolm pride themselves on the vast facilities they have on offer. 
17:30Come Dine with Me Third host from Devon, 43-year-old pilot, Rhys, is hoping to take the competition to new heights. But will his guests think his locally sourced menu is first class or economy? 
18:00The Simpsons Four Regrettings and a Funeral Four of Springfield's citizens - Homer, Marge, Mr Burns and Kent Brockman - ponder past regrets after the funeral of a much-loved neighbour. (S25 Ep3/22) 
18:30Hollyoaks Mandy panics when Luke goes missing, and Damon turns his back on Maggie. Darren is furious with Jack, but when he confronts him, they end up trapped. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00The Secret Life of the Zoo Mandrill Ludo gets over-friendly with his dad's girlfriend when his dad's at the vet's. Red panda Jung is losing weight and no one knows why. Plus: tigers, and penguins. (S4 Ep2) 
21:00Violent Men: Behind Bars This episode follows men serving long sentences for crimes of violence. James, who's 41, is being released after spending more than half of his life inside for violent robberies. (Ep2/2) 
22:00Man Down Dan can't believe his luck when a health visitor suggests a 'daddy day'. But when his son seems a bit cold towards him, Dan becomes increasingly desperate to establish a bond. (S4 Ep5/6) 
22:308 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts as Sean Lock and Henning Wehn go up against Jon Richardson and Victoria Coren Mitchell. Tom Allen joins Dictionary Corner and there's help from Joe Wilkinson. 
23:35999: What's Your Emergency? With mental health support services being cut, this episode meets police call handlers and paramedics who find themselves trying to help people who have severe mental health needs. (S5 Ep4) 
00:30PokerStars Championship Michael Kolkowicz, an amateur player with a special connection to the venue in Monte Carlo, dominates proceedings as the fourth day of the 5000 Euro Main Event continues. 
01:25The Simpsons Bart's Comet When Bart pulls a prank on Skinner's weather balloon, his punishment is to help the headmaster with his amateur astronomy. 
01:50The Simpsons Fear of Flying When Homer is barred from Moe's he visits an airport bar where he is mistaken for a pilot. 
02:15Intruders Film (2011) Menacing horror. Two children, one in England, one in Spain, independently tell scary stories that seem to bring a terrifying character, Hollow Face, to life. Strong language/sex. 
03:55Phil Spencer: Secret Agent In the East Midlands, Phil works on one home blighted by robin-themed décor, and another with stains on almost every carpet. Can either of them be made attractive to buyers? 
04:50Draw It! Mel Giedroyc hosts as two teams, made up of one contestant and one celebrity, put their drawing skills to the test. This time it's Rosemary Shrager and Tim Vine's turn. 
05:15Kirstie's Fill Your House for Free Kirstie Allsopp and the team help Jasbinder, a single mother from west London, with a new bedroom for two of her kids and a refurb for the bathroom and front garden. 
05:35Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Gyles Brandreth is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.