This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Tuesday, January 15 2019

05:50Countdown: Champion of Champions Nick Hewer presides as the best players return to compete for the title Champion of Champions. With experts Susie Dent and Rachel Riley, and Dr Linda Papadopoulos in Dictionary Corner. 
06:30The King of Queens Twisted Sitters Doug and Carrie babysit Deacon and Kelly's son Kirby, but he catches them in a compromising position on his parents' bed. 
06:55The King of Queens Work Related Doug and Deacon compete to play the best practical joke, and Arthur is offered a job at Carrie's office. 
07:20The King of Queens Better Camera Doug's Christmas present for Carrie is overshadowed by the one she gets from her boss. With recurring guest stars Ricki Lake and Lou Ferrigno. 
07:45Everybody Loves Raymond I Wish I Were Gus Ray is chosen to give the eulogy at his great uncle's funeral, but gets more than he bargained for when his aunt turns up to rekindle a family feud. 
08:15Everybody Loves Raymond Standard Deviation Robert asks Ray and Debra to complete IQ tests as part of his criminal psychology class, but then he tells each of them that they scored the highest mark. 
08:45Frasier Hot Pursuit Martin helps Donny stake out a man cheating on his wife, while Frasier and Roz nearly have a romantic encounter at a conference. 
09:15Frasier Morning Becomes Entertainment Frasier and Bebe fill in for a week on a TV morning chat show. 
09:45Frasier To Thine Old Self Be True Frasier tries to plan Donny's bachelor party and winds up handcuffed to a stripper, embarrassing himself in front of Regan. 
10:10Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay travels to Austin, Texas, home to struggling Greek restaurant El Greco, where the owners have secretly recruited 'Chef Mike' the microwave to help them out on a daily basis. 
11:05Undercover Boss USA Lowell Hawthorne, President and CEO of Caribbean food producers Golden Krust, dons a disguise to go undercover among the workforce in his own company to determine the state of the business. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Sun, Sea and Selling Houses Naturists Brian and Hilary are looking for a sunny Spanish retreat to escape the British winters and let it all hang out. Can Sharon and Shaun help them find the ideal home? (S2 Ep9/25) 
13:05Find It, Fix It, Flog It In this episode Henry Cole calls in a safe-cracker to bring a safe back from the scrapheap, and a ship's wheel is left in splinters when Henry falls out with restorer Guy. 
14:10Countdown: Champion of Champions Nick Hewer presides as the best players return to compete for the title Champion of Champions. With experts Susie Dent and Rachel Riley, and Dr Linda Papadopoulos in Dictionary Corner. 
15:00A Place in the Sun Karen and Julian run a B&B together in Cornwall. Although they've never been to Naxos, they've decided it's perfect for a holiday home. Can Scarlette Douglas help to find their perfect pad? 
16:00The ?100K Drop Davina is joined by Kally and Tanveer, mum and daughter from Derby, and Carly and Gareth from Torquay to face the drop. Will either pair manage to take home some cash? (S2 Ep7) 
17:00Couples Come Dine with Me Around Glasgow, Andrew and Sophia kick off with a Swedish menu. Brian and Victoria's 'vaguely' Scottish theme doesn't go as planned. Finally, it's David and Sarah's turn to impress. 
18:00The Simpsons Yellow Subterfuge When Principal Skinner promises his pupils the best-behaved of them can take a ride in a submarine, Bart does everything possible to become a model student. (S25 Ep7/22) 
18:30Hollyoaks Mercedes is nowhere to be found after a wild night out. Lisa decides to tell Liam how she really feels. There's a horrible surprise in store when a mysterious robber breaks in to The Loft. 
19:00C4 News Special: The Big Brexit... ...Vote Live coverage from Westminster, Europe and across Britain as MPs finally vote on the PM's withdrawal agreement. What next for our relationship with the EU, and for the government? 
20:00The Secret Life of the Zoo Can adolescent orangutan Tuti prove she's responsible enough to hold baby Kesuma? Dangerous turtle Shrek gets a new mate. And tiny babirusa piglet Tomini is struggling to survive. (S7 Ep2) 
21:0024 Hours in A&E This episode meets patients whose visions of the world are rocked by life-changing events. Sergio, who's 44, and Alan, who's 71, have both been badly injured in cycling accidents. (S17 Ep2) 
22:00Catastrophe The hit comedy continues. Rob's newly religious sister Sidney visits from the US, and a child's accident at school reveals a surprising teacher-pupil rapport to Sharon. (S4 Ep2/6) 
22:35The River: Walter Presents When a child makes a gruesome discovery, a police detective suspects the close-knit community of a remote village is hiding some dark secrets in this intense crime drama. In Norwegian/subs. 
23:30Shut-Ins: Britain's Fattest People Across the UK, thousands of super morbidly obese people too big to leave the home are shut away from the world. Claire's been bed-bound for six years. Can surgery change her life? (Ep1/3) 
00:30Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay revisits the most contentious restaurant he has tried to rescue: Amy's Baking Company in Scottsdale, Arizona, to see how the husband-and-wife owners are doing. (S7 Ep10/10) 
01:20How to Lose Weight Well Dr Xand van Tulleken and Dr Helen Lawal help road test diets including the charcoal diet, the breakfast diet, the MacDonald's diet, and the super food diet. (S4 Ep2/5) [SL] 
02:1524 Hours Inside Your Body Two ordinary people fitted with head-to-toe state-of-the-art medical devices get an in-depth medical MOT in this unique look at how life affects the human body. 
03:10Food Unwrapped Are baked beans baked? If stinky cheese smells so bad why does it taste so good? And Matt Tebbutt gets the skinny on diet champagne. (S15 Ep9) 
03:35Come Dine with Me In Loughborough, doctor of psychology Cheryl Travers is first to host, followed by estate agent John Jesson, hotel manager Martino Ercolani and dress-loving Fliss Healey. 
04:30Embarrassing Pets Schnauzer Dennis has a thing for barking at bikes and joggers. Jack Russell Poppy has piled on the pounds. Chihuahua Bambi's yapping at men is putting off boyfriends for owner Jill. (Ep18) 
04:55The ?100K Drop Davina is joined by Kally and Tanveer, mum and daughter from Derby, and Carly and Gareth from Torquay to face the drop. Will either pair manage to take home some cash? (S2 Ep7) 
05:50Countdown: Champion of Champions Nick Hewer presides as the best players return to compete for the title Champion of Champions. With experts Susie Dent and Rachel Riley, and Dr Linda Papadopoulos in Dictionary Corner.