This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Thursday, April 19 2018

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Jimmy Osmond is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:453rd Rock from the Sun I Am Dick Pentameter! Dick is madly in love with literature professor Dr Jennifer Ravelli and enchanted when she speaks to him in rhyme. Sally, Harry and Tommy rearrange the furniture. 
07:103rd Rock from the Sun D3 Judgment Day: Dick realises that his romantic unavailability is making him more attractive to Mary. Don tries to teach Sally to bowl but finds her unorthodox style somewhat alarming. 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond Blabbermouths When Robert tells Ray that Amy filled him in on some juicy gossip about him, Ray decides to get even by sharing some nasty secrets of his own. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond The Model A modelling agent tells Robert he has a unique look and convinces him to pose for head shots with their 'in-house' photographer. 
08:30Frasier Frasier's Gotta Have It When Frasier begins dating a beautiful woman, he has trouble accepting that the relationship is largely built on physical attraction. 
09:00Frasier First Date Niles organises a fake 'first date' for himself with a neighbour so that Daphne won't realise that she is the one he has romantic feelings for. 
09:35Frasier Roz and the Schnoz Roz meets the parents of her baby's father and is shocked to discover a family facial characteristic that simply can't be ignored. 
10:05Ramsay's Hotel Hell Gordon Ramsay checks in to Murphy's Historic Hotel near Sacramento in northern California, where the owners are distracted from business by the party going on in the rowdy bar. (S2 Ep6/8) 
11:00Undercover Boss USA Situated near Lake Tahoe, Squaw Valley is one of the largest ski resorts in the United States. CEO Andy Wirth takes up a new identity in order to work incognito among his own employees. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Come Dine with Me This episode comes from High Wycombe and features a cartoonist with a larger-than-life personality, a Brazilian-born vicar and some swan-shaped profiteroles. 
13:05Posh Pawnbrokers Return of the series following the UK's most characterful brokers. In this episode: ?600,000 of Lalique glass, Usain Bolt's spikes and Elvis's phone. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Pasha Kovalev is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Terry Veasey and the new love of his life, Val, want to move to the stunning northern Costa Blanca. With a ?250,000 budget, Jasmine Harman shows them five fantastic homes. 
16:00Escape to the Chateau: DIY Donna believes a horde of ancient armour was hidden in her chateau's lake. In the Dordogne, we meet new parents Tim and Krys. And Colette and Paul try to launch an ambitious new menu. (Ep9) 
17:00Four in a Bed The final visit is to The Derby Manor Hotel and Restaurant run by mother and son team Fiona and James Milligan, who opened their doors eight months ago after a million pound refurbishment. 
17:30Buy It Now Dave has searched the world to ensure his product is unique; Elvis has a high-tech health monitoring solution; colleagues Jo and Anders argue over who came up with their product! (Ep4) 
18:00The Simpsons The Kid Is All Right Lisa befriends studious newcomer Isabel but is distressed to discover that her new buddy is running against her in the campaign for class representative. (S25 Ep6/22) 
18:30Hollyoaks Following a huge row, Peri has to fend for herself on the streets after being kicked out by her mum in this Hollyoaks special episode. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer revisit two sets of home-hunters. Lia and Andrew were hunting in London in 2014, and Sue and Allan were searching across Surrey and Hampshire in 2015. (Ep6) 
21:00999: What's Your Emergency? This episode joins Wiltshire's police officers as they deal with young men driving dangerously and tackle the resurgence of joyriding - with some drivers as young as 14. (S6 Ep1) 
22:00True Horror Terrifying true stories come to life in this drama documentary series. At Hellfire Farm in rural Wales, a young family are tormented by a haunting that reaches a terrifying climax. (Ep1) 
23:05Gogglebox What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of Match of the Day, The Andrew Marr Show, Sex Robots and Us, The Sky at Night, Change Your Tune, Marcella and Made in Yorkshire? (S11 Ep8) 
00:05The Real Football Fan Show The football fan revolution hits TV, as supporters get to air their views on the latest twists and turns in the Premier League. Join the no-holds-barred debate with Robbie Lyle. (Ep1/4) 
00:35The Island with Bear Grylls In search of much-needed food, Barnes decides to risk strong currents and riptides on a journey by raft to a nearby island. But the voyage has disastrous consequences. (S5 Ep3/5) [SL] 
01:30Class of Mum and Dad The class of parents is in full swing at Blackrod Primary. Jonny is already in trouble for pushing the boundaries, and at the Summer Fayre 6M set up a milkshake and mocktail bar. (Ep2/4) 
02:25The Supervet Ira, a two year-old Labrador is fitted with a bionic spine. And eight-year-old French bulldog Tom is brought in by his anxious owner Rob with a long list of chronic ailments. (S2 Ep1) 
03:20The True Cost of Green Energy Channel 4 Dispatches Biomass will provide up to 30% of our renewable energy by 2020. But is burning wood instead of coal environmentally friendly? [SL] 
03:50Building the Dream Charlie Luxton's in Stirlingshire, helping Morag and Heiko with their continental pre-fabricated home. The self-build should take only six weeks. What could possibly go wrong? (S4 Ep4/9) 
04:45The Question Jury Things get personal in this episode when the new juror makes it clear he won't be bossed around by opinionated Rob. (S1 Ep18/20) 
05:40Kirstie's Fill Your House for Free Kirstie Allsopp and the team help Jasbinder, a single mother from west London, with a new bedroom for two of her kids and a refurb for the bathroom and front garden. 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Jimmy Osmond is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.