This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Friday, April 3 2020

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Richard Madeley joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. 
06:30Cheers King of the Hill Sam thinks he's scored some brownie points by agreeing to pitch in a charity softball game, but his over-competitive nature earns him a lecture from Diane. (S3 Ep15/25) 
06:55Cheers Teacher's Pet Sam joins a geography class so he can pass his high school diploma. Coach helps him to study but he finds an easier way to make progress - by dating the teacher. (S3 Ep16/25) 
07:20The King of Queens Home Cheapo A jealous Doug and Carrie devise a penny-pinching plan after Deacon and Kelly buy a weekend home by the lake. Arthur offers to help a job-hunting Spence improve his CV. 
07:45The King of Queens Offensive Fowl Doug decides to become a vegetarian after nearly running over a chicken in the street, but it proves a huge struggle for him and Carrie to give up the fast food they love. 
08:10Everybody Loves Raymond You Bet Is Ray right to be sceptical when Frank uncharacteristically displays a keen interest in his work? 
08:40Everybody Loves Raymond The Will When Ray and Debra draw up their wills, their choice of replacement guardians for the kids doesn't go down well. 
09:10Frasier Bad Dog There's a hold-up at Café Nervosa, and Bulldog wrongfully takes the credit for saving Roz. Frasier can't handle Bulldog's five seconds of fame. 
09:40Frasier Frasier's Gotta Have It When Frasier begins dating a beautiful woman, he has trouble accepting that the relationship is largely built on physical attraction. 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay visits Michon's, a family-run smokehouse eatery in Atlanta, Georgia, whose future is in doubt because of the owner's ill health and his daughter's hands-off management style. 
11:00Come Dine with Me In Leeds, air steward Gav kicks off the competition with the culinary delights of his favourite country, India. But he doesn't get off to a flying start when he forgets the cutlery. 
12:00The Steph Show Steph McGovern presents the brand-new daily programme live from her living room, featuring special guests and the latest information to help us navigate these unique times we are living in. 
13:05Posh Pawnbrokers The pawnbrokers from London and Sheffield consider deals on a vintage trumpet, a replica Magna Carta and a gold pocket watch. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Richard Madeley joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. 
15:00A Place in the Sun Scarlette Douglas goes house-hunting on Menorca with Karl and Naomh, who love the island's relaxed lifestyle and want a place near the beautiful south east coast, where they got married. 
16:00Escape to the Chateau: DIY Debbie and Nigel start landscaping their five-acre grounds, Sarah and George run into trouble as they host their first-ever wedding and Stephanie suffers scheduling woes. (S4 Ep10) 
17:00Four in a Bed It's the final day of the competition and the B&Bers meet for the last time. After dramatic discoveries and cutting comments, the payments are made and the winner is announced. 
17:30New: Jamie: Keep Cooking and... ...Carry On: Jamie Oliver shows us some incredible recipes, tips and hacks, tailored for the unique times we're living in. (Ep10) 
18:00The Simpsons Grade School Confidential Principal Skinner and Mrs Krabappel embark on a torrid affair, but have to bribe Bart to keep the whole thing a secret. 
18:30The Simpsons The Canine Mutiny Bart buys Laddie, an amazing new dog, with a credit card that has accidentally been sent to Santa's Little Helper. 
19:00Channel 4 News Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather. 
20:00New: Coronavirus: What Next?... ...Channel 4 News Special: As the coronavirus pandemic continues to escalate, Matt Frei and a panel of leading experts examine where we go next - and the lessons we can learn. 
21:00New: Gogglebox Britain's sharpest armchair critics share more of their insightful, passionate and sometimes emotional critiques of the week's biggest and best shows. (S15 Ep7) 
22:00New: Friday Night Dinner The Plastic Bag Dad's obsessed with retrieving a plastic bag from a tree. Jonny's sense of style is out of this world. And Adam discovers hell hath no fury like his Mum scorned... (S6 Ep2) 
22:35New: Duncanville Undacuva Mutha Animated comedy. In hopes of getting a promotion, Annie tries to fill her parking ticket quota for the month. (Ep3) 
23:05Bad Neighbours Film (2014) Outrageous adult comedy with Seth Rogen, Rose Byrne and Zac Efron. A rowdy student fraternity move in next door to a couple with a new baby. Very strong language/sex/nudity/drugs. 
00:55Come Dine with Me Worcestershire. Fitness fan Claire produces a low-fat menu for her guests, who are invited to work up their appetites with an aerobic workout... (Ep1/5) 
01:20Come Dine with Me Worcestershire. Beauty pageant queen Pippa throws a sophisticated Midsummer Night's Dream-themed evening with entertainment from her singing dog, Buddy. (Ep2/5) 
01:50Come Dine with Me Worcestershire. Party boy publican Tim hosts a raucous, country-themed blowout, including his novel take on a prawn cocktail. Pippa turns up with 'egg-a-likes' of her fellow diners. (Ep3/5) 
02:20Come Dine with Me Worcestershire. Foodie Teresa plans a rich, sumptuous feast with a Cockney knees-up, and asks her guests to come dressed as 'Ghosts of Old London'. (Ep4/5) 
02:45Come Dine with Me Worcestershire. Competitive Chris throws a black tie-themed evening. His menu features home-made sweet chilli sauce and fancy potato towers. (Ep5/5) 
03:15Coast vs Country Retired couple Philip and Susan are on the hunt for their first home together. With £270,000, they hope to make the move from Northampton to the borders of Dorset, Devon and Somerset. 
04:10Grand Designs Australia A couple construct a new home in beachside Maianbar, south of Sydney, utilising over 130 panels of cross-laminated timber and sticking to a very strict timetable. (S7 Ep2) 
05:05Location, Location, Location Phil Spencer catches up with two sets of family planners - civil partners Ally and Jo in London, and Steve and Jo in Cardiff. Did the two couples find the right nests? 
06:00Mike & Molly Mike in the House When Mike moves in with Molly and her family, he has to adjust from life in his bachelor pad to living in a house full of women. (S2 Ep3)