This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Monday, May 20 2013

05:15Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds asks the all-important question as contestants do battle with the Banker in their quest to leave the Dream Factory with £250,000. 
06:10The Hoobs Presents From me to you - Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoob. From you to me - Hoo Hoo Hooby. But why do Tiddlypeeps give each other presents? 
06:35The Hoobs Hair Tula's having a bad Hoobyfur day. Hoobyfur is Hoobelly Groobelly but sometimes you just want it to do something else. What can Tula do to make hers more exciting? [SL] 
07:05According to Jim The Bachelorette Party Cheryl's prim and proper hen party disappoints Dana, so Jim and Andy treat her to a rowdy night out. 
07:30Everybody Loves Raymond Meeting the Parents Robert is caught in a compromising position by Amy's parents when they turn up unannounced at her apartment. 
07:55Everybody Loves Raymond The Plan When Robert is put in charge of selecting his wedding invitations, Ray suggests he botch it so that Amy will let Robert off the hook with their wedding plans. 
08:25Frasier Daphne Hates Sherry Daphne and Sherry just can't get on, so Daphne decides to stay at Niles' apartment. Niles can't believe his luck. 
08:55Frasier Are You Being Served? Frasier attempts to console Niles after Maris sends him divorce papers. 
09:30Frasier Ask Me No Questions When Niles asks his brother if he and Maris should stay together, Frasier is required to give his answer careful and considered thought. 
10:00The Secret Millionaire Entrepreneur Gavin Wheeldon is leaving his millionaire lifestyle behind to return to Rhyl, the faded Welsh resort where he spent his childhood holidays in search of people he can help. 
11:00Come Dine with Me This competition comes from Bristol, where first to host is all-singing, all-dancing theatre darling Richard Hope-Hawkins, whose eclectic menu includes a Rod Steiger gunge cake. 
11:30What's Cooking? Celebrity chat show hosted by Ben Shephard and Lisa Faulkner, in which TV chefs cook up something new and the daily challenge. 
12:35Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather. 
12:401001 Things You Should Know Sandi Toksvig hosts the quiz in which experts ask questions the competitors should be able to answer. The panel includes Four Rooms' Anita Rani and Nick Pickard from Hollyoaks. 
13:05Sarah Beeny's Selling Houses Sarah Beeny gives homeowners battling it out to sell their properties the chance to look round each other's homes, with a week and £1000 to make crucial changes. 
14:10Four Rooms Will any of the dealers be tempted by rare and personal Kate Bush memorabilia, two beautiful wooden swans or a wallet said to have belonged to Oliver Cromwell? 
15:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Janet Street-Porter is in Dictionary Corner. 
16:00Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds asks the all-important question as contestants do battle with the Banker in their quest to leave the Dream Factory with £250,000. 
17:00Come Dine with Me In north Somerset, chatterbox Claire takes on David the artist, Graham the foodie and the glamorous Hayley. Can David's curious menu, which seems to include jacket potatoes and beans, win? 
18:00The Simpsons The Secret War of Lisa Simpson Bart and Lisa enrol in military school, but Lisa finds it hard to fit in. Guest starring Willem Dafoe. 
18:30Hollyoaks Callum is forced to take drastic measures. Is his worst nightmare about to unfold? Is love on the rocks for Carmel? Sienna plants suspicion in Nancy's mind, while Darren helps Tony. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sports and weather. 
19:554thought.tv 4thought.tv asks 'Why give it all up for God?', hearing from people who provide an insight into the choices they've made and the lives they lead as nuns and priests. 
20:00Superscrimpers In York, Mrs Moneypenny provides advice on everything from home improvement to pensions for self-employed people, and Harry Wallop finds out if value deodorants are not to be sniffed at. 
21:00Skint Documentary series exploring how people survive without work. Claire became a mother in her teens and is worried about the same thing happening to her daughters. 
22:00Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay visits Long Beach, California, to save an Italian family restaurant that was opened in 1958 and is now under the misguided leadership of eldest son and clueless manager Nino. 
23:05Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan Carr's guests include Rod Stewart, who talks about his new album, Dawn O'Porter, and some of the Made in Chelsea cast. Miles Kane performs his latest single. 
00:05Random Acts Channel 4's short-form arts strand presents a dance of light and fire in this mesmerising experimental film. 
00:10Shameless The curtain is set to close on the reign of Chatsworth's very own Tony Montana, as Mimi's menopause triggers a tough period of transition for the Maguires. 
01:05The Fear A disturbed Richie seeks help from a former adversary, but as his mind unravels he suffers traumatic delusions. Cal urges his father to take action, with violent consequences. 
02:00Dreams of a Life Film (2011) Drama-documentary. Joyce Vincent was young, vivacious and intelligent but died alone in her flat and wasn't found for three years. This film, starring Zawe Ashton, explores her life. 
03:30The Renovation Game The team are in Cardiff with presenter Jonnie Irwin. Will their design and build add £15,000 to the value of the house, or will they be going home empty handed? 
04:25Come Dine with Me In Burton-on-Trent, four cooks battle it out in a week featuring sloppy banoffee pie, undercooked prawns, and much talk of fake boobs and Botox. 
05:20Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds asks the all-important question as contestants do battle with the Banker in their quest to leave the Dream Factory with £250,000.