This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Monday, February 27 2017

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Richard Arnold is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:45The King of Queens Move Doubt The couple next door decide to sell their home. Danny and Spence both develop an interest in a beautiful Albanian girl. 
07:10The King of Queens G'Night, Stalker When Doug gives a karaoke performance, it results in him being pestered by an e-mail stalker. 
07:35The King of Queens Raygin Bulls Doug and Ray Barone have a guys' night out, while Carrie gets a shock when she visits her mother's grave. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Silent Partners After spending a Valentine's dinner without talking to each other, Ray and Debra agree to take an interest in each other's hobbies. 
08:35Everybody Loves Raymond Fairies Ray is disturbed to learn that the boys are playing fairies in the school play - especially when he discovers that they chose their roles. 
09:05Frasier Bully for Martin Frasier offers his unsolicited help when Martin's boss starts acting like a bully, and Roz talks incessantly about her new love, Roger. 
09:35Frasier Mother Load (Part 1/2): Just as Niles and Daphne agree to move in together, they are visited by her disruptive, conniving mother and lecherous, leeching brother. 
10:05Undercover Boss USA Cindy Galardi Culpepper, CEO and Chairperson of Wienerschnitzel, the world's largest hot dog chain, goes undercover among her staff to look at the quality of communication in the company. 
11:00Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon goes to New Orleans to visit Zeke's, a restaurant famed for Cajun food and loyal locals. But under new ownership, the standards have slipped and the customers have gone elsewhere. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes sport and weather. 
12:05A New Life in the Sun A husband and wife race to open a seafood restaurant in Spain. A couple from London escape the rat race in rural France. And can a traditional pub on the Costa del Sol pull in the punters? 
13:05Find It, Fix It, Flog It Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien turn unwanted possessions into hard cash. In this episode an old bureau gets a makeover on the road in Yorkshire. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Richard Arnold is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00Fifteen to One Sandi Toksvig hosts the notoriously tough quiz as 15 contestants compete for a place in the final and the chance to be crowned Fifteen to One Grand Champion. 
16:00A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Andrew and Denise from Lancashire have been holidaying as a family in Florida for nearly 25 years. Armed with 140,000, they now want to find their dream property in the Sunshine State. 
17:00Come Dine with Me In York, Svenja plans to impress with her German take on British food, but Craig seems more interested in stealing the limelight. Can Oli's charm or Nichola's holiday theme save the day? 
18:00The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror XXIII A black hole terrorises the town of Springfield, Homer installs cameras in the house when things go bump in the night, and Bart travels back in time. (S24 Ep2/22) 
18:30Hollyoaks The grieving Nightingales prepare for a funeral, and Tabby arrives to support her family. Frankie breaks a secret to Esther, and Neeta lies to Sally about being ill. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Inside Britain's Airports Channel 4 Dispatches Each year Britain's airports make roughly 2 billion from shops in their terminals. Harry Wallop goes undercover to investigate the secrets of airport shops. 
20:30Food Unwrapped Jimmy, Kate and Matt present some of their favourite investigations. Is MSG as unhealthy as some headlines claim? Why do onions make you cry? Plus: pistachio nuts. (S10 Ep8) 
21:00999: What's Your Emergency? This new episode meets Cheshire's police custody staff, who deal with everyone from people accused of terrible crimes to others who see the cells as a welcome break from other challenges. 
22:00The 2,000,000 Calorie Buffet A look at the all-you-can-eat restaurants taking over the high street, with limitless servings of food for a fixed price. This is one fad diet that Brits are really getting stuck into. 
23:00Britain's Benefit Tenants Britain's Benefit Tenants meets the letting agents on the front line of the social housing crisis. Tracy discovers that a tenant has filled one of his bedrooms with tropical birds. (S3 Ep2) 
00:05Has Political Correctness Gone... ...Mad?: Trevor Phillips argues that liberalism and fear of creating offence stifle legitimate debate and laid the ground for Brexit and the rise of populist leaders like Farage and Trump. 
01:00Walking the Nile It's the last 900 miles of Lev's trip. Trekking through Egypt, he passes the Muslim Brotherhood opposition group's heartlands, and enjoys the hospitality of farmers and villagers. (Ep4/4) 
01:55Escape to the Wild Jimmy Doherty meets a young family who've moved to an isolated tropical Pacific island. It's beautiful but full of hidden dangers, from lethal centipedes to water pythons. (Ep1) 
02:50Lagos to London: Britain's New... ...Super-Rich: This fascinating documentary meets the new wave of super-rich Nigerians who are coming to Britain and spending big on luxury, education and property. 
03:45Building the Dream Tracie and Craig plan to knock down Tracie's childhood bungalow in Kent and replace it with a bold, contemporary house with a spectacular glass atrium. (S3 Ep2/9) 
04:40Four in a Bed This competition starts at Wizards Thatch in Alderley Edge, Cheshire, where hosts Ian Lambert and his partner Ali Imiolek hope to cast a spell over their guests. 
05:05Phil Spencer: Secret Agent Phil travels to Lach Dennis, in Cheshire, to help a couple who are living life in the doghouse, with a conservatory that doubles as a kennel. 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Richard Arnold is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.