This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Friday, August 25 2017

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Martin Lewis is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:45Will & Grace Cowboys and Iranians Jack takes Will to a cowboy-themed gay bar to meet his new boyfriend, who seems to like Will a little too much. 
07:05Will & Grace Buy Buy Baby JackTalk is completely revamped after a large corporation takes over OutTV and gives Jack a new, conservative co-host (guest star Britney Spears). 
07:30Everybody Loves Raymond Bully on the Bus Ray and Debra have wildly differing opinions of how to react to the news that Ally has been bullying another child on the school bus. 
07:55Everybody Loves Raymond Prodigal Son When Ray agrees to go back to church, he soon discovers why Frank is happy to go every week. 
08:25Frasier Voyage of the Damned Frasier agrees to be a celebrity guest on a cruise ship to Alaska, but then Martin decides that the whole family should go on the trip together. 
08:55F1 Belgian GP Practice 1 Live Lee McKenzie presents coverage from Spa, with Hamilton looking to regain ground lost to Vettel in Hungary. But its still close, and the Belgian GP 2017 story begins here with Practice 1. 
10:35The Simpsons Wild Barts Can't Be Broken When Homer and his friends trash the town after the baseball team wins a championship, Springfield's children are blamed for the damage. 
11:00The Simpsons Monty Can't Buy Me Love When a charming billionaire turns up in Springfield, Monty Burns captures the Loch Ness Monster in an attempt to boost his own popularity. 
11:30The Simpsons Simpsons' Bible Stories: During an especially boring sermon by Rev Lovejoy, Marge fantasises about Homer and herself as Adam and Eve, while Homer sees himself as wise King Solomon. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes sport and weather. 
12:05Couples Come Dine with Me Plymouth Married couple Caroline and Steve, newly engaged Jade and Seb, and married co-workers Bev and Nick compete for the ?1000 prize over three dinner parties. 
12:55F1 Belgian GP Practice 2 Live Lee McKenzie has live coverage of P2 from Spa. It's the longest circuit on the calendar, with long straights and fast corners which should play to the strengths of the new regulation cars. 
14:35F1 Meets... Claire Williams Lee McKenzie sits down with Williams' deputy team principal Claire Williams as she discusses her slightly extraordinary upbringing as the daughter of an F1 team boss. 
15:00Cheap Cheap Cheap Can Alexis and Katie's cheese knowledge earn them a jackpot? Marijana encourages contestants to find their chakra, Margaret's in a lather, and Kelly's car struggles in reverse. 
16:00A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Chris and Anne-Marie from Scotland have fallen in love with the buzzy holiday atmosphere of South Tenerife. Now they're looking for a second home to enjoy with their children for ?200,000. 
17:00Come Dine with Me Beauty therapist Chiara throws an Italian dinner party in Sussex. But Irish crooner Dec compares his host to a page three glamour girl, and Gary's in a fluster when he woos Emily. 
17:30Streetmate Scarlett Moffatt hits the streets to find dates for 20-year-old gym fanatic George and 18-year-old model Charley, who's never had a boyfriend. (Ep5/15) 
18:00The Simpsons Fat Man and Little Boy When Bart becomes a t-shirt mogul, and the household's main breadwinner, Homer worries that he no longer has a role in the family. 
18:30Hollyoaks Prince confides in Lily, while Yasmine harasses Cindy. Later, Cindy is panicked when she receives a creepy phone call. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00The Crystal Maze Maze Master Richard Ayoade guides teams of five intrepid adventurers through the epic game show adventure. In the first show of a new series will the Watson family crack the Maze? (Ep1) 
21:008 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts the new show with guest captain Kathy Burke and Roisin Conaty who take on guest captain Johnny Vegas and Bob Mortimer. John Cooper Clarke is in Dictionary Corner. (S14 Ep2) 
22:00Naked Attraction Ray from Swindon is fed up of dating bad boys and is looking for a nice naked guy. Barman Jimmy wants to settle down in Bristol. Can he find his perfect partner in the buff? (S2 Ep8) 
23:05Rude Tube: Masters of Disaster Alex Zane hosts a top 50 countdown of clips of the latest and greatest internet fails, including drone fails, phone fails and a man-eating Venus fly trap. (S9 Ep2/10) 
00:05The Stag Film (2013) Adult comedy following the mishaps and misadventures of a mild-mannered groom and his stag party, as his peaceful walking trip turns raucous. Strong language/drug use/sexual scenes. 
01:45The State Powerful new drama about four young British Isis recruits who are excited to begin their new lives in Syria, but are soon confronted with the harsh realities of life in The State. (Ep1/4) 
02:40Damned Bittersweet comedy starring Jo Brand and Alan Davies. Nat has fixed Nitin up on a date. Meanwhile there's an emergency meeting about two teenage girls who have gone missing. (Ep5/6) [SL] 
03:10Damned It's judgement day at Elm Heath Childrens Services and Denise wants outstanding cases closed, or heads will roll. And then there's the regular prank call about the abandoned baby! (Ep6/6) [SL] 
03:35Double Your House for Half the... ...Money In Warwickshire, Richard and Sarah try to save cash by doing their own demolitions, and in Kent, Paul and Laura want double the space but won't compromise their eco-principles. 
04:30Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer tackle more property-purchasing problems, looking throughout Surrey, Berkshire and Hampshire for two couples' dream homes. But it's a fraught search. [SL] 
05:25Kirstie's Vintage Gems Kirstie Allsopp enlists the expertise of paper-cutter extraordinaire Poppy Chancellor to create some unique personalised wedding invitations. 
05:35Trail Running: Andorra Ultra Trail A 170km running event in the Pyrannees, in which competitors must scale 13,500m of climbing, over 1.5 times the height of Everest, across technical and demanding terrain in just two days. 
06:00Mobil 1 The Grid Max Verstappen previews the F1 Belgian GP, amateur racing with the 750 Motor Club, while Corvette's Olly Gavin looks ahead to Round 10 of Imsa SportsCar. Highlights include Rally Germany.