This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Monday, October 27 2014

05:35Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Dave Myers is in Dictionary Corner. 
06:20The King of Queens Like Hell Doug and Carrie worry that none of their colleagues like them very much. 
06:45The King of Queens Sandwiched Out Doug is jealous when Deacon has a sandwich named after him. Guest starring Neil Sedaka as himself. 
07:103rd Rock from the Sun Dick Jokes Dick is jealous when Mary Albright asks another professor to host a college fund-raiser she's organising because he is more witty, leading the Solomons to explore humour. 
07:353rd Rock from the Sun Jolly Old St. Dick: As the Solomons prepare to experience their first Christmas, Sally gets a job wrapping presents at the shopping centre, while Harry is employed as Santa's assistant. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Working Late Again Debra convinces Ray to work from home, but things do not turn out as she had planned. 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond The Children's Book Ray's competitive side emerges when Debra invites him to help her write children's books for Ally. 
09:00Frasier Adventures in Paradise (Part 1): Frasier thinks Madeline is the woman he wants to marry, so they run away together to a cottage on remote Bora Bora. 
09:30Frasier Adventures in Paradise (Part 2): Frasier is driven into a jealous rage by Lilith and her new boyfriend, but thinks he has the perfect opportunity for revenge. 
10:00Daily Brunch with Ocado Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer host the show that provides a hearty mixture of delicious recipes and guests include Nick Grimshaw, Melvin Odoom, Rochelle Humes and Alfie Deyes, plus Tom Hunt. 
11:00The Big Bang Theory The Einstein Approximation Sheldon is baffled by a formula he's working on, so he gets a less mentally taxing job at the Cheesecake Factory to kick-start his creativity. 
11:30Come Dine with Me Single mum Siobhan Parkinson is first to host in this brand new competition in Merseyside and hopes to win her guests over with her homely menu of chicken liver paté, lamb, and pavlova. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather. 
12:05Come Dine with Me In Merseyside the glam Ashley Burke plans an oxygen bar as entertainment. Ashley still lives at home and normally has her mum there to help with everything - but today she's on her own. 
12:35Come Dine with Me On Merseyside French fitness instructor Jean-Jacques Silitto hopes to impress with the unusual combination of fancy French food and a 'gym bunny' theme. He's even built an assault course. 
13:10Come Dine with Me Fourth to host in Merseyside is electrician and prankster Justin Sumner, who's determined to prove you can be both a clubber and a good cook. 
13:40Come Dine with Me It's the final night in Merseyside and the host is house-proud hospitality assistant Lin Rearden, who hopes her super organised approach will win her the prize. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Dave Myers is in Dictionary Corner. 
15:00Fifteen to One Sandi Toksvig presents the notoriously tough quiz show as 15 contestants compete to win a place in the Grand Final. 
16:00Deal or No Deal This Halloween is set to be one of Deal or No Deal's most terrifying yet as The Dream Factory is transformed into the horribly haunted village of Little Dealington, with exciting twists. 
17:00Come Dine with Me This week's brand new competition is in Perth, and first to host is 38 year-old first aid manager Jacqui, who plans to impress her guests with roast venison and a homely sticky toffee pud. 
17:30Coach Trip It's day one of a brand new tour as 14 fun-loving Brits begin the trip of a lifetime. First stop is Brendan's backyard, plus fish and chips and a caricature class in sunny Scarborough. 
18:00The Simpsons Tree House of Horror VII Bart finds his evil twin in the attic, Lisa becomes God to a race of tiny people, and aliens Kang and Kodos assume the identities of Bill Clinton and Bob Dole. 
18:30Hollyoaks The McQueens fear for Theresa's sanity, while Theresa suspects Carmel is behind the vendetta against her. Blessing meets a new friend who wants to make her dreams come true. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Benefits Britain: Channel 4... ...Dispatches Universal credit is meant to save money and make it easier for welfare claimants to return to work. But claimants and benefits staff tell Dispatches the system isn't working. 
20:30Sarah Beeny's How to Sell Your... ...Home Sarah meets Alex and Charlotte in In Morley, near Leeds, who need to sell or risk going bankrupt. In Cheltenham, Judith is putting her Victorian villa for sale online. 
21:0024 Hours in Police Custody The acclaimed landmark series that goes behind the scenes with Bedfordshire Police continues. It's Saturday night and officers deal with drunken domestic disputes and a booze-fuelled fight. 
22:008 Out of 10 Cats Jimmy Carr returns with team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock for a new series of the popular panel show. With guests Paul Hollywood, Gabby Logan, Joe Wilkinson and Aisling Bea. 
22:50Sex Toy Stories One in three British women own a vibrator, but many are designed by men. Now, a group of eight ordinary women collaborate with Ann Summers to create a sex toy made by women for women. 
23:50NFL: The American Football Show NFL highlights presented by Vernon Kay, including the Detroit Lions and Atlanta Falcons game plus the San Diego Chargers and Denver Broncos battle. 
00:50Undercover Boss USA Eric Casaburi, CEO of Retro Fitness, which offers a high-end gym experience to people at a low cost, poses incognito as a reality TV show contestant to work among his own staff. 
01:40Ek Cup Chya Indian Film Season Drama. Kishor Kadam stars as a bus conductor in an Indian village who's life is traumatised by a huge energy bill. In Marathi with English subs. Network Premiere. 
03:50Phil Spencer: Secret Agent Phil goes undercover in the picturesque Wirral village of Irby. He's on a mission to get to grips with Dave and Emma's five bed semi that feels decidedly like a student hall of residence. 
04:45Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer catch up with Amy and Takie, who wanted to move on from renting in London; and in Wiltshire, Vicky and Andy hoped to combine a home with two businesses. [SL] 
05:35Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Dave Myers is in Dictionary Corner.