This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Thursday, March 5 2015

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Pam Ayres is in Dictionary Corner. 
06:45The King of Queens Clothes Encounter Carrie can't stop buying expensive clothes, and then taking them back to the shops within a few days. Meanwhile, Spence's new girlfriend is very afraid of his dog. 
07:103rd Rock from the Sun Father Knows Dick When Harry struggles to find his identity, Dick resolves to be a nurturing father figure to him, but his attempts to be honest with his 'new son' lead Harry to rebel. 
07:353rd Rock from the Sun Selfish Dick When Dick finds out Mary Albright is getting a bigger, better office, he sabotages her good fortune. Tommy and Harry take Sally to hospital after an accident in the kitchen. 
08:00Frasier Duke's We Hardly Knew Ye Frasier and Niles accompany Martin to the closing of his favourite bar. But when they get there they realise they have shares in the company forcing its closure. 
08:30Frasier The Botched Language of Cranes After publicly denouncing Seattle as a 'soggy' city, Frasier must battle the angry words and 'gifts' of die-hard Seattleites. 
09:00Everybody Loves Raymond Ray Home Alone Ray spends time at home alone when Debra takes the kids to visit her parents, but soon finds he can't sleep. 
09:30Everybody Loves Raymond Big Shots Ray tries to get to the front of the queue to meet the New York Mets' 1969 'miracle' team at the Baseball Hall of Fame. 
10:00Undercover Boss USA Bernt Bodal, the CEO of American Seafoods, one of the largest seafood companies in the United States, goes undercover in his own organisation to look for ways for the business to grow. 
11:00For the Love of Cars Philip Glenister and car designer Ant Anstead scour the barns and lock ups of Britain for wrecked treasures to bring to life. In this episode a Mk1 Ford Escort Mexico is restored to glory. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather. 
12:05Come Dine with Me The culinary competition comes from Darlington and features construction worker Dave, comfort-cooking Suzi, drag queen Neil and straight-laced, conservative Nathalie. 
13:05A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Adrian Simpson shows Colin and Veronica Moore potential holiday homes in St Lucia for their budget of 200,000. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Pam Ayres is in Dictionary Corner. 
15:00Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. Players could also double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough to buy it with their winnings? 
16:00Come Dine with Me Oxford This episode features an indulgent menu laden with cream, a meal on a narrowboat, a spiritualist host and an unconventional approach to sous-vide cooking. 
17:00Four in a Bed The fourth visit is to Llandrindod Wells in Mid Wales, where at Liz and Brian's Great Trewern B&B the shared bathroom facilities don't impress, and the guests do a spot of glass blowing. 
17:30Coach Trip After an early morning shock the group arrive in Bosnia and are taken on a war tour of the city of Mostar, where one couple seem a little confused about what sights might be on offer. 
18:00The Simpsons Natural Born Kissers Homer and Marge spice up their love life by snuggling in public places, including a barn and the crazy golf course. 
18:30Hollyoaks Robbie is furious when he discovers Joe's secret, while Joe is shocked by the return of a familiar face. Patrick ropes Theresa into a wicked plan with an offer she can't refuse. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00The Supervet The return of the series about Noel Fitzpatrick's pioneering veterinary practice. German shepherd Otto has a life-threatening tumour. Pomeranian puppy Gucci has broken her paw. (Ep1/6) 
21:00Cucumber Henry, Freddie and Dean are trapped together when a manhunt goes wrong, and some long-buried truths are revealed. Marie arrives to take charge. (Ep7/8) 
22:00Gogglebox Britain's favourite viewers on: EastEnders, Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway, The Voice, Childbirth: All or Nothing, Four Rooms, Match of the Day, the Oscars and more. (S5 Ep2/12) 
23:05The Romanians Are Coming The final episode explores mass migration from Romania, where one in 10 have left the country, racism is rife and Roma Gypsies have been evicted from their homes. (Ep3/3) 
00:00Being Bipolar In this one-off documentary, psychotherapist Philippa Perry explores the dramatic rise in Bipolar Disorder diagnoses, examining the condition from the perspective of those living with it. 
00:55NHS: 2 Billion a Week & Counting New series exploring the tough decisions the NHS has to make about who gets treatment. From the world's most expensive drug, to rehab for heroin addicts, what should the NHS pay for? (Ep 2) 
01:50Britain's Benefits Crackdown Channel 4 Dispatches Promises to end the 'something for nothing culture' are making life tougher for Britain's benefits claimants. Liz MacKean investigates Britain's new sanctions. 
02:20Food Unwrapped Jimmy visits Italy to discover why pine nuts are so expensive, and Kate travels to the Amazon rainforest to see what gives Red Leicester cheese its colour. (S5 Ep6) 
02:50The Supervet Noel Fitzpatrick helps a cat that has been hit by a car to walk again, by giving it a revolutionary bionic implant. He also creates a special neck scaffolding for a Great Dane in pain. [SL] 
03:45Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer go house-hunting on Merseyside, with Gary and Nicky on the Wirral, and graduate doctors Gemma and Susannah in trendy Sefton Park. 
04:40Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. Players could also double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough to buy it with their winnings? 
05:35Face the Clock Rory Bremner challenges six contestants to answer questions against the clock in this quiz show. No one knows when the time will run out - and whoever's playing when it stops is out. 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Pam Ayres is in Dictionary Corner.