This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Tuesday, December 23 2014

05:55Small Animal Hospital Nico, a Japanese Akita, needs emergency treatment after colliding with his brother. And can presenter John Barrowman help fat cat Oscar shed some of his unwanted pounds? 
06:20The King of Queens Do Rico Doug's imitation of his new colleague Rico's accent really turns Carrie on. But Doug thinks it's getting a bit weird, until Carrie starts imitating Rico's Italian girlfriend... 
06:45The King of Queens Roast Chicken Doug is roped into making a speech at a party for Carrie's boss, who he hardly knows. 
07:10Everybody Loves Raymond Tissues When Debra grudgingly agrees to let Ray be more involved in the daily decision making, he starts shopping for things that he wants. 
07:35Frasier IQ Who has the most impressive IQ, Frasier or Niles? The results of their childhood tests are finally revealed, and one is much higher than the other. 
08:00Frasier Dr Nora Christine Baranski guest stars as venomous radio therapist Dr Nora, who joins Frasier at KACL. Piper Laurie also makes a cameo appearance. 
08:25The Rugrats Movie Film (1998) Family animation. The feisty kids decide Dil, the latest addition to the family, is too troublesome and needs taking to the hospital to be fixed. But they get lost in the woods... 
10:00Andre Film (1994) This charming, fact-based tale set in coastal Maine in the early 1960s follows the adventures of an animal-loving clan and the orphaned baby seal that becomes part of their family. 
11:55Ladyhawke Film (1985) Fantasy adventure. Rutger Hauer and Michelle Pfeiffer star as an outcast knight and his lover, who are cursed by an evil bishop to respectively be a wolf by night and a hawk by day. 
14:10A Place in the Sun: Home or Away Diane Rollisson and Robert Somerville are torn between a holiday home in Northumberland or the Midi-Pyrenees. Can Jasmine Harman and Jonnie Irwin help them decide? 
15:10Countdown In the third of three special episodes where former players return to the show, two high scoring losers come back to try and claim a teapot. Arlene Phillips is the Dictionary Corner guest. 
16:00Deal or No Deal: Merry Christmas Snow is falling and sleigh bells are ringing, meaning only one thing - Christmas is coming to The Dream Factory. And Christmas could come early with an opportunity to win a dream holiday. 
17:00Celebrity Come Dine with Me This festive celebrity edition features Hugo Taylor from Made in Chelsea, Daniella Westbrook, Louie Spence and Sinitta, some ridiculous outfits, extraordinary egos and raw chicken. 
18:00The Simpsons Rednecks and Broomsticks Homer spends time with Cletus and his friends when he discovers they are making moonshine. Lisa gets to know three girls who are Wiccans. Neve Campbell guests. 
18:30Hollyoaks Tegan offers Tony a shoulder to cry on but he ends up discovering a heart-breaking truth. John Paul and Lockie go on the run from the law and end up taking an unexpected journey. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
19:30The Snowman Raymond Briggs's classic animated tale of a little boy's snowman that comes to life and whisks him off to the North Pole for an adventure. 
20:00Celebrity Fifteen to One Christmas Christmas special: Celebrities including Johnny Vegas, Rufus Hound and Spencer Matthews will be battling it out to be crowned the winner and win big money for a charity of their choice. 
21:008 Out of 10 Cats Christmas Special In this special festive edition of the show, Jimmy Carr and team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock are joined by special guests Freddie Flintoff, Ricky Wilson and Roisin Conaty. 
22:00Man Down Christmas Special After a difficult year, Dan (Greg Davies) is convinced he has turned his life around only to meet a Christmas thorn in his side in the shape of his aunt Nesta (Stephanie Cole). 
22:30Da Best of Ali G Another chance to see some of Ali G's most memorable interviews from The 11 O'Clock Show, plus a special guided tour of his hometown, including visits to all the Berkshire Massive hangouts. 
23:30Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G keeps it real Stateside. Ali speaks to prominent Republican Newt Gingrich, Borat tries his hand at acting, and Austrian model Bruno meets top designer Marc Jacobs. 
00:00Da Ali G Show 'Respeck': Ali G talks with Sam Donaldson, 'boss man of ABC News', about Nixon's 'Waterworld' crisis, while Bruno explores issues of sexuality with Pastor Quinn, a 'gay converter'. 
00:30Da Ali G Show "Realness": In this show, Ali G gets relationship advice from 'Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus' author John Gray. Shark Cage It's the conclusion of the final table of the Shark Cage. Tonight, one player will be crowned champion and walk away with $1,000,000. 
01:50Saw IV Film (2007) Horror. The Jigsaw Killer is dead but detectives Costas Mandylor and Lyrig Bent are caught up in his posthumous grisly, murderous games. Very strong language/extreme violence. 
03:25Secret Eaters Can the show's hidden cameras help Helena and Murray get to the bottom of their weight gain? And can the positioning of fruit in the school canteen encourage school kids to eat well? [SL] 
04:20Phil Spencer: Secret Agent In the East Midlands, Phil works on one home blighted by robin-themed décor, and another with stains on almost every carpet. Can either of them be made attractive to buyers? 
05:15Kirstie's Vintage Gems Kirstie Allsopp creates a fun 1950s-inspired family playroom for Jannine and Shaun Cartwright. 
05:35The Nativity Story Film (2006) Religious drama. Catherine Hardwicke's account of the birth of Christ stars Keisha Castle-Hughes as Mary and Oscar Isaac as Joseph. With Ciaran Hinds as King Herod.