This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Thursday, October 26 2017

05:35Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. John Challis is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:20The King of Queens Doug Less (Part 2/2): Doug and Carrie get lost in the woods when they are distracted by an argument about their romantic getaway. 
06:45The King of Queens King Pong Doug asks Arthur to train him at ping-pong so that he can beat Carrie, while Spence is jealous when his girlfriend is promoted to waitress at the bowling alley. 
07:10The King of Queens Dreading Vows Doug and Carrie decide to renew their vows, but nothing goes to plan, especially when Doug has trouble finding a chimp to act as his best man! 
07:40Everybody Loves Raymond Diamonds When Ray finds out that the diamond in the engagement ring he bought Debra is a fake, he decides to get it changed without her knowing; a potentially expensive mistake... 
08:05Everybody Loves Raymond The Game When the family's cable television stops working, they resort to a game of Scruples - accompanied by inevitable arguments. 
08:40Everybody Loves Raymond Recovering Pessimist Ray changes his ways after Debra accuses him of being too pessimistic, but his nearest and dearest reckon he has become a bighead. 
09:10Frasier Star Mitzvah Frasier makes a deal with Trekkie workmate Noel that he'll get him Scott Bakula's autograph if he can teach him Hebrew. But all does not go to plan. 
09:40Frasier Bristle While You Work (Part 1/3): Frasier hires a new housekeeper as a replacement for Daphne, but she proves less than reliable. 
10:10Ramsay's Hotel Hell In the first of a two-part visit, Gordon Ramsay travels to the historic Juniper Hill Inn in Windsor, Vermont, a place that looks like a million dollars but smells of raw sewage. 
11:05Undercover Boss USA Cindy Galardi Culpepper, CEO and Chairperson of Wienerschnitzel, the world's largest hot dog chain, goes undercover among her staff to look at the quality of communication in the company. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes sport and weather. 
12:05Come Dine with Me There are tears and tantrums in this episode from in and around Portsmouth Michael Jackson super-fan Sian reveals how much she loves the King of Pop and Rob rubs everyone up the wrong way. 
13:05A New Life in the Sun In this episode, two ice cream lovers move to France and start churning it out. And there's troubleshooting needed for the owners of a gite complex in the Dordogne. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. John Challis is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00Find It, Fix It, Flog It Today, Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien are close to the Malvern Hills. Henry picks two saddles and converts them into bar stools, while Simon makes a profit on a 1960s kitchen cupboard. 
16:00My Kitchen Rules Microbrewery boss Ray and colleague Simon must create a main course using saddle of Welsh lamb, presented by guest judge and professional chef Stephen Terry. 
17:00Four in a Bed The final visit is to Robin and Liza's Georgian mansion Tall John's House in the Brecon Beacons. At dinner the guests gush over their new friendships but Vicky doesn't share their feelings. 
17:30Steph and Dom's One Star to... ...Five Star: It's day four at the Elnor Guesthouse. Steph and Dom challenge the owners to makeover their patio, put on a Cornish-themed garden party and offer a concierge service. 
18:00The Simpsons Tree House of Horror X: Ned comes back to haunt the Simpsons after Marge accidentally runs him down, and Bart and Lisa get zapped by radiation and become superheroes. 
18:30Hollyoaks Neeta tries to hide the truth of her turbulent relationship, while Frankie is shocked when a blast from the past makes her rethink her future. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
19:55Jamie's Story: Stand Up To Cancer British judo champion Jamie had the world at his feet until he discovered he had a brain tumour. Facing the fact that he won't live to be 30, he is determined not to go out without a fight. 
20:00The Supervet The clinic face the challenging case of a Chihuahua with hydrocephalus. A Labrador is brought in with severe elbow arthritis, while another needs high-end surgery on an elbow. (Ep6) 
21:00Feral Families This documentary meets three families raising their children under the off-grid parenting philosophy. Does a lack of rules make the children healthier and happier or cause behaviour issues? 
22:00The Great British Bake Off: An... ...Extra Slice: Jo Brand chats with celebrity Bake Off fans and shines a light on the best, worst and the must-try-harder moments from the latest episode. With exclusive footage. (Ep9/10) 
22:50Fighting Cancer: My Online Diary This documentary follows three young people battling cancer who share their experiences online, as they deal with scan results, physical changes and the perpetual hope of defying the odds. 
23:50Gogglebox What do Britain's favourite viewers think of Strictly Come Dancing, Hillary Clinton on The One Show, Gordon Ramsay on Cocaine, The X Factor, Britain by Bike and the News? (S10 Ep7) 
00:55The Supervet A golden retriever needs ground-breaking cell therapy to fix its cartilage. A cat is brought in with a suspected rat bite that keeps getting bigger. And a whippet is hit by a car. 
01:50The Secret Life of the Zoo Oana the anoa and capybara Lochley give birth. Tiger mum Kirana's sons are moved to other zoos to start their own families. Young monkey Rocky won't heed his mum's life lessons. (S2 Ep4/6) 
02:45Grand Designs Australia A Melbourne couple try to build a lightweight, modern house on a perfect plot high up on Mount Eliza. But as well as a tight schedule they face costly redesigns and long delays. 
03:40Phil Spencer: Secret Agent Phil travels to Leeds on a mission to get offers on houses that haven't been selling. Tim's three-bed semi should have been snapped up, while Caroline's bungalow needs an update. 
04:35Best of Both Worlds In South Wales, retired teachers Lynley and Pete need an accessible home with views, close to town. On the Hampshire coast, Emma and Ross want easy access to the sea and also to London. [SL] 
05:30Kirstie's Vintage Gems Master sculptor and gilder Adam Williamson shows Kirstie Allsopp how easy it is to apply gold leaf to a second-hand picture frame, giving it that luxury look. 
05:35Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. John Challis is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.