This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Tuesday, September 27 2016

05:553rd Rock from the Sun Red, White and Dick After observing how enthusiastically the crowd sing The Star Spangled Banner at a football game, Dick realises that humans have a deep love for their country of origin. 
06:203rd Rock from the Sun Dick Digs Mary invites Dick along to an archaeological dig, but he's disappointed that the quiet, meticulous work involved is nothing like the exciting scenes in Raiders of the Lost Ark. 
06:453rd Rock from the Sun There's No Business Like Dick Business When the aliens see a magician entertaining children at a party in the park, Dick volunteers to act as his assistant. Mary has her handbag stolen. 
07:10The King of Queens Food Fight Carrie is jealous when Doug falls for Spence's new girlfriend's excellent cooking. 
07:35The King of Queens Double Downer Carrie and Doug go on an anniversary trip to Atlantic City with Doug's boss. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Neighbors Ray's neighbours demand a meeting at his house to discuss what to do about his noisy dad Frank and interfering mum Marie. But then Frank and Marie arrive. 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond Fascinatin' Debra: A psychotherapist interviews Debra for an article on the American family but finds the rest of the Barones more interesting than her. 
09:00Frasier The Dog That Rocks the Cradle Martin returns from his friend's funeral upset by how it was conducted. Frasier assures his father all will be well when his time comes. 
09:30Frasier Rivals Frasier and Niles compete for the attention of the same woman at a party. At least, they think it's the same woman. 
10:00Undercover Boss USA Shawnon Bellah, COO of Nestlé Toll House Café by Chip, dons a disguise to work among her own staff and tries to learn about the cookie decoration process and the drive-through experience. 
11:00Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon meets struggling executive chef Anthony Trobiano, who's sinking under half a million dollars of debt at his restaurant in Great Neck, New York. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather. 
12:05A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun Lesley and Phil Ward from north Wales are planning a move to the La Marina Alta region of Spain's Costa Blanca. Scarlette Douglas shows them five properties for their budget of £125,000. 
13:05Posh Pawn The new run continues. A retired couple decide to part with their colossal back garden railway. Plus: a collection of 500 handbags, a 71-carat tanzanite ring and a bespoke motorbike. (Ep2) 
14:10Find It, Fix It, Flog It Britain's homes are stacked with unwanted possessions. Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien turn them into hard cash. This episode's items include a clay pigeon trap, search light and Peugeot 205. 
15:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Helen Fospero is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
16:00A Place in the Sun: Home or Away Laura and Stuart Queen want to leave Carlisle for a new location and lifestyle. Stuart wants to live in central Scotland, while Laura prefers Murcia in Spain. Jonnie and Laura help out. 
17:00Couples Come Dine with Me In Stoke-on-Trent, Rob and Rich are out to impress. Also coming to dinner is 28-stone Eddie 'The Beast' Hall - Britain's strongest man - with wife Alex, and sport-loving Simon and Lauren. 
18:00The Simpsons I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot: Attempting to impress Bart, Homer builds a robot to fight in Robot Wars. But when his technical deficiencies prove too much, he dons a robot suit himself. 
18:30Hollyoaks Celine feels trapped by her promise to marry Diego, while Joe has to ask Joanne for a difficult favour. Tegan is desperate for a boyfriend, and Ellie confides a terrible secret. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer are in Bath, with first-time buyers Laura and Phil, and downsizing duo Kerrie and Dave, who hope to move closer to their kids. (Ep7) 
21:00National Treasure The drama continues with Robbie Coltrane, Julie Walters and Andrea Risebororugh. Dee examines her relationship with Paul, unsure whether she can trust her own memories of her father. (2/4) 
22:00Damned Bittersweet comedy series based around the lives of two rather jaded social workers, starring Jo Brand, Alan Davies, Kevin Eldon, Georgie Glen, Himesh Patel and Isy Suttie. (Ep1/6) 
22:358 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown Guest captain David Walliams and Jonathan Ross vs Jon Richardson and Joe Lycett. Isy Suttie joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel looks after the letters and numbers. (Ep1) 
23:40Hunted The hit fugitive series returns as 10 British citizens go on the run to evade capture for 28 days and win £100,000 - but they're up against an elite team of hunters. (S2 Ep1/6) 
00:45KOTV Boxing Weekly There's heavyweight action as Dillian Whyte takes on David Allen in Leeds, bantamweights go toe-to-toe in Tunica, Mississippi and Ken Buchanan defends his world title in a 1971 classic. 
01:10Triathlon: Long Course Weekend Stage race-style tri that takes place over three consecutive days incorporating the Wales Swim, the Wales Sportive and the Wales Marathon all in the Pembrokeshire Coastal National Park. 
02:05Motor Sport: GT Academy Reality show following motor sports fans as they are given the chance to go from armchair gamer to professional racing driver by attending the gruelling and competitive GT Academy. 
02:30The Supervet: Bionic Specials Professor Noel Fitzpatrick combines cutting edge biology and technology in two ground-breaking operations to help a puppy called Flo and a border collie called Izzy. (Ep2) [SL] 
03:25Phil Spencer: Secret Agent Phil goes undercover in Derbyshire, hoping he can overcome some dodgy DIY, sticky stains and a posse of pussies to get a quick sale and help Gwyneth and her daughters move on. 
04:20Location, Location, Location Phil Spencer and Kirstie Allsopp help Niki and Rob, who want a home that has space for a future family, and also Georgie and Louis, who aim to cut down their commute by moving to London. 
05:15Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Helen Fospero is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
05:553rd Rock from the Sun A Dick Replacement When Dick and Mary visit a psychic together, she says that the couple are from two different worlds and one day Dick will leave Mary and return home.