This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Thursday, September 3 2015

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Greg Rusedski is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:45Draw It! Mel Giedroyc hosts as two teams, made up of one contestant and one celebrity, put their drawing skills to the test. This week it's Brian Conley and Myleene Klass. 
07:10The King of Queens Acting Out Carrie wants to put Arthur in a retirement home after he starts a fire in the basement, but Doug makes a discovery that motivates him to change her mind. 
07:35The King of Queens Mama Cast When the Heffernans receive a tax refund cheque, Doug decides to invest the money in an ice cream truck, but quickly realises that he isn't the only ice cream seller in town. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond In-Laws Debra's upper class parents come to visit. Ray begs his parents to be nice to them but, when they all go out for a meal, it proves a tall order... 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond Win, Lose or Draw Ray decides to ignore his dad's poker advice in order to prove he doesn't need any help. But when he loses yet again, Debra wants him to ask for his money back. 
09:00Frasier First Date Niles organises a fake 'first date' for himself with a neighbour so Daphne won't realise that she is the one he has romantic feelings for. 
09:30Frasier Roz and the Schnoz Roz meets the parents of her baby's father and is shocked to discover a family facial characteristic that simply can't be ignored. 
10:00For the Love of Cars Philip Glenister and Ant Anstead celebrate 1980s boy racer hatchback cars and city run-arounds like the Golf GTi and Peugeot 205, as they race to turn one into a rally car. (S2 Ep3/8) 
11:00Undercover Boss Australia Pippa Hallas, CEO of Ella Bache, goes undercover to discover more about the people who work for her, including 18-year-old Sharina, who has been diagnosed with Crohn's Disease. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather. 
12:05Come Dine with Me In Crawley, an eccentric teacher, a wind-up merchant, a chatty care worker and a people-hating vegetarian vie for the 1000 prize in the competitive cooking challenge. 
13:05Three in a Bed There are 'angel eggs', perky petals, chocolate and steep prices, as three more B&Bs battle it out, from Glastonbury to Bournemouth and Shropshire. (S4 Ep4/6) 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Dr Phil Hammond is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00Fifteen To One Fifteen contestants go head to head in the iconic quiz hosted by Sandi Toksvig. The contestants face notoriously tough questions as they compete for the chance to take home 40 grand. 
16:00French Collection In a market in Le Val in France, Alison finds a birdcage she wants to clean up as a decorative item. Alys places her bets on an antique rocking horse. And Louise spruces up a coat stand. 
17:00Come Dine with Me This episode comes from Birmingham and features a Caribbean feast, a vegetable banquet, some heavy-handed criticism at the table and a dark horse. 
18:00The Simpsons Bart Carny Homer and Bart get jobs working at the fair, but because of Homer's stupidity, a fair worker and his son lose their jobs. So they steal the Simpsons' house. 
18:30Hollyoaks As Harry thinks he's finally going to get what he wants, Nico is determined to settle the score on a tragedy close to her heart. Meanwhile, Kim's evil doings come back to haunt her. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help two couples house-hunting in Cardiff. The city was recently crowned one of the best places to live in the UK. But it's also expensive. 
21:00Jamie's Sugar Rush Jamie Oliver investigates sugar's huge contribution to global health problems, reveals how much sugar is in healthy-looking food, and explores what can be done to help. 
22:008 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts. Sean Lock and Sara Pascoe take on Jon Richardson and Josh Widdicombe. Alex Horne is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. (Ep16) 
23:05The Catch Deep-sea fishing is one of the UK's most dangerous jobs. The Catch provides a rare insight into the reality of life at sea. This episode meets skipper Phil, his crew and rookie Louis. (Ep1) 
00:10Undercover Boss USA Doug Guller, CEO of Bikinis Sports Bar and Grill, a fast-growing restaurant chain, goes undercover to work alongside staff in his Texas-based company posing as a reality show contestant. 
01:05One Born Every Minute A mummy's boy faces fatherhood. A self-confessed baby machine is having her fifth child. And childhood sweethearts can't wait to take their baby to their first home of their own. (S8 Ep7/7) 
02:00Breaking into Britain: The... ...Lorry Jumpers: Filmmaker Leo Maguire joins the migrants in the 'Jungle' camp in Calais, providing an unprecedented look at the human stories behind the headlines about migration. 
02:55The Auction House Drawing on his military background, William plans a sale celebrating the anniversary of the Battle of Waterloo, including a hair from Napoleon's head. (S3 Ep4/5) 
03:50Selling Houses with Amanda Lamb Three homeowners in Portsmouth compete to sell their houses to buyers Julia and Clive. The vendors include John and Lynne, who need to add some colour to their family home. [SL] 
04:45Fifteen To One Fifteen contestants go head to head in the iconic quiz hosted by Sandi Toksvig. The contestants face notoriously tough questions as they compete for the chance to take home 40 grand. 
05:351001 Things You Should Know Sandi Toksvig hosts a brand new quiz show. Players are asked questions we should all know the answers to. Jon Snow and Embarrassing Bodies' Dr Dawn Harper are among the questioners. 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Dr Phil Hammond is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.