This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Wednesday, October 22 2014

05:35Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Dave Myers is in Dictionary Corner. 
06:20The King of Queens Ice Cubed Carrie gets stranded in the snow, while Doug upsets the couple who offer him shelter from the bad weather. 
06:45The King of Queens Catching Hell Spence has to pretend to be Doug at a work event at the baseball. Guest starring Lou (a.k.a. The Incredible Hulk) and Carla Ferrigno as themselves. 
07:103rd Rock from the Sun Much Ado About Dick When Mary Albright is afraid to be seen with Dick in public as a couple, the Solomons find out all about the human obsession with what other people think. 
07:353rd Rock from the Sun Dick the Vote Harry runs for a seat on the city council after he is mistaken for a political activist by the media. Dick discovers the democratic system's complexity and struggles to vote. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Fascinatin' Debra: A psychotherapist interviews Debra for an article on the American family but finds the rest of the Barones more interesting than her. 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond Why Are We Here? Ray and Debra reminisce about more peaceful times in their first apartment. 
09:00Frasier Author! Author! Frasier and Niles decide to write a book together. However, they are almost driven to fratricide before even one word is written. 
09:30Frasier Frasier Crane's Day Off Frasier is off work sick with just his paranoia to keep him company, leading him to believe that everybody is after his job. 
10:00Daily Brunch with Ocado Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer present a hearty mixture of delicious recipes and today's guests include Gaby Roslin, Doc Brown and Sean Kelly. 
11:00Jamie's Money Saving Meals Jamie Oliver cooks piri piri pork belly with crispy crackling. There's also a meat-free roast using celeriac, creamy mushroom sauce and cheap-as-chips pearl barley. 
11:30Come Dine with Me First up in east Cheshire is glamorous pensioner Val, who is not only fun and flirty, but out to impress with a Middle Eastern banquet. But spicy food makes guest Michelle's ears itch! 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather. 
12:05Come Dine with Me Yummy mummy Hazel hopes her combination of fine food and great hosting skills will get her top scores in east Cheshire. But she has a job on her hands to impress fussy eater Michelle. 
12:35Come Dine with Me DJ Nick Hawkins is hosting in east Cheshire and is confident that he can multi-task as well as any woman. But guests Val and Hazel wonder if his beef Wellington will rise to the occasion. 
13:10Come Dine with Me It's the turn of Michelle to host in east Cheshire. Michelle's certain her deep-fried mushrooms stuffed with duck and orange pâté and a round of bingo will win her the prize. 
13:40Come Dine with Me Party girl Zoe Miller is last to host in east Cheshire. She has high hopes for her combination of an international menu, some interesting hats and disco lights for entertainment. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Dave Myers is in Dictionary Corner. 
15:00Fifteen to One Sandi Toksvig presents the new series of the notoriously tough quiz show as 15 contestants compete to win a place in the Grand Final. 
16:00Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. In a game-changing twist players could also double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough? 
17:00Four in a Bed Four B&B owners battle to be named the best value for money. The third visit is to The Dolphin Hotel in Exmouth, Devon, where Jo Knowles hopes she'll get guests' seal of approval. 
17:30Come Dine with Me In this new episode from Weston-super-Mare, Nancy throws an Austrian-themed party with Wiener schnitzel, venison stew, yodelling lessons and a dessert that inspires extreme criticism. 
18:00The Simpsons Once Upon a Time in Springfield Krusty gets a beautiful new co-star on his TV show. Mr Burns cuts costs at the nuclear plant by stopping the staff's free doughnuts. Anne Hathaway guests. 
18:30Hollyoaks Trevor makes a heartbreaking decision, but can he be persuaded to change his mind? The anniversary of Leanne's death looms and while Dennis grieves for her, Blessing makes matters worse. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
19:55The Political Slot The Conservative Party Chris Skidmore MP for Kingswood holds regular jobs fairs for his constituents. He says that, since 2010, 500 of them have been able to come off benefits. 
20:00The Supervet A Labrador needs a hip replacement. A dachshund called Frankie needs a repair to a deformity in his foot. And the owners of shih-tzu called Emily face a life or death decision. 
21:00Grand Designs Kevin McCloud returns to a remote part of France and a restoration project of a dilapidated manor house started back in 2003 by Denise Daniel and Doug Ibbs, that is finally finished. 
22:00Grayson Perry: Who Are You? Grayson Perry explores identity in this new series as he creates diverse portraits, starting with ex-MP Chris Huhne, Rylan Clark from X-Factor, a Muslim convert and a young transgender man. 
23:0024 Hours in Police Custody This episode explores the impact of drugs on young people's lives, as detectives investigate a case of a man caught on CCTV accidentally dropping a large quantity of cocaine. 
00:00Educating the East End GCSEs are approaching but Paris and Oscar, two very different year 11 boys, are at risk of failing to fulfil their potential. Can the teachers work out what's stopping them from studying? 
00:55Fandry Indian Film Season Marathi Cinema. This moving, hard-hitting drama explores the plight of Dalits ('untouchables') in modern India via a love story. In Hindi/Marathi/subs. Violence. 
02:45Rio Grande Film (1950) John Wayne stars in John Ford's western as the commander of a Texan fort who finds his ex-wife (Maureen O'Hara) as much of a danger as the marauding Apaches. [SL] 
04:30Hugh's 3 Good Things: Best Bites Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall puts together pasta, courgette and cheese to create the perfect comfort food. 
04:40Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer visit North London to help first-time buyer Ify, as well as Mike and Rosemary, who have spent the last six years abroad and want to settle down. 
05:35Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Dave Myers is in Dictionary Corner.