This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Thursday, October 2 2014

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Margaret Mountford is in Dictionary Corner. 
06:45Will & Grace Sons and Lovers (Part 2): Jack is shocked to learn that he has a son of his own, and is initially unwilling to meet him. Grace is surprised when Will and Nathan bond. 
07:10The King of Queens Cheap Saks Carrie agrees to befriend Doug's annoying ex-girlfriend (guest star Janeane Garofalo), and Spence agrees to go on a date with a man. 
07:35The King of Queens Damned Yanky Under sedation in hospital to have his appendix removed, Doug starts to fantasise about other women... out loud. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond P.T. & A: Ray tells Debra that the Parent Teacher Association have criticised her dress sense. 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond Ally's F: Debra wants Ally to pay more attention at school after she gets a poor mark but Ray thinks her teacher might be to blame... 
09:00Frasier No Sex, Please, We're Skittish Roz isn't pleased when the station announces it's found a replacement for her, but if she can stay she'll have to put up with Frasier's new romance. 
09:30Frasier A Man, a Plan, and a Gal - Julia: Daphne and Niles have an important announcement to make, but Frasier's girlfriend steals their thunder. 
10:00Frasier The Doctor Is Out The debonair conductor of the Seattle Opera (guest star Patrick Stewart) mistakenly believes Frasier is gay and starts courting the doctor. 
10:30Undercover Boss Canada Malcolm Moffat, Executive Vice President of Sunnybrook, Canada's largest single-site hospital, works incognito among his own staff to see how support services keep things running smoothly. 
11:30Four in a Bed The latest competition begins at Cherry Tree House in Blackpool, where an afternoon learning clown skills sees a North-South divide develop within the group. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather. 
12:05Four in a Bed It's day two and the competition has moved to the Old Hall Inn in Yorkshire, where Lucy and Caroline make a mysterious, toe-curling discovery in their bathroom. 
12:35Four in a Bed The B&B competition reconvenes at the nautical Pilot Boat Inn on the Isle of Wight. But for some of the guests, the rooms aren't quite shipshape. 
13:05Four in a Bed The fourth visit of the week is to Rutland Terrace in Stamford, where, after dinner, Kevin unleashes his alter-ego Veronica to general screams of delight. 
13:40Four in a Bed It's time for the B&Bers to face the music, as they come together for one last time to find out what they've been paid and confront their critics face-to-face. 
14:10A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun In this new episode, John and Elaine Want from Bedfordshire are looking to make a permanent move to the Alicante region of southern Spain. The couple has 70,000 to spend. 
15:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Margaret Mountford is in Dictionary Corner. 
16:00Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. In a game-changing twist players could also double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough? 
17:00Four in a Bed The final visit of the week is to The Roebuck, in Marchwood, Hampshire, where landlady Maria Ettridge and bar manager Megan Seagrave plan an afternoon of woodland survival skills. 
17:30Come Dine with Me It's the fourth night of this new competition in Derby, and host Ondine is hoping to win with her Greek holiday inspired menu. But has she broken 'the golden rule of hummus'? 
18:00The Simpsons The Good, the Sad and the Drugly Bart meets volunteer Jenny, who inspires him to become a better person. Lisa has to write an essay about what Springfield will be like in 50 years' time. 
18:30Hollyoaks Robbie and Finn go head to head in court, but who will the jury believe? Nana McQueen's health takes a turn for the worse, while Dennis's new business gets off to an explosive start. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer are in West London with two couples moving to the capital, including professional rugby player Alex, and Marion and Fraser in upscale Kensington. 
21:00Educating the East End Home support worker Emma tries to help Louie, whose attendance record is getting worse as he struggles to make friends. And Charlie's band prepare to play in front of 200 other pupils. 
22:00Scrotal Recall An infectious new comedy series following the disastrous exploits of 20-something romantic Dylan (Johnny Flynn) who plans to use his STI diagnosis as a positive journey of self discovery. 
22:30Ramsay's Costa del Nightmares Gordon heads for Capbreton, in south west France, where Tim and Debbie's restaurant Le Deck is on the brink, and Gordon grapples with one of the most volatile characters he's ever met. 
23:3524 Hours in Police Custody Bedfordshire Police allowed over 80 cameras to follow their work for this landmark documentary series. This first episode follows the investigation into a suspected attempted murder plot. 
00:50One Born Every Minute USA A second-time mum considers changing her decision to have a natural birth, a stay-at-home dad passes the time by coming up with baby names, and a teenager has a stressful delivery. 
01:45Dogs: Their Secret Lives Mark Evans investigates what can make dogs aggressive, challenging preconceptions about different breeds and finding out what can be done to help them. [SL] 
02:40Operation Maneater In Canada, Mark Evans explores new ways to keep polar bears and humans safe from each other, from an aerial drone early warning system to relocating bears by helicopter. 
03:35Unreported World The award-winning current affairs series returns with an episode providing a unique view of what life is like for the families and doctors affected by the Ebola outbreak in Sierra Leone. 
04:00Phil Spencer: Secret Agent Phil heads to Harrogate, North Yorkshire, to help Pam to sell her family house which has fallen into disrepair and requires much needed attention. [SL] 
04:55Kirstie's Vintage Gems In this bite-size episode, Kirstie Allsopp looks back to the seventies for inspiration. With two of the country's most gifted crafters, she creates some crochet jellyfish and a felt rug. 
05:05Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. In a game-changing twist players could also double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough? 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Margaret Mountford is in Dictionary Corner.