This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Monday, February 15 2016

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Jennie McAlpine is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:45The King of Queens Secret Garden Carrie is worried when her friend Danny overcharges her gynaecologist (guest star Judge Reinhold) for some gardening work. 
07:10The King of Queens Eggsit Strategy Carrie worries that she may lose her job when she hears there could be redundancies at the firm, and Doug is in Deacon's bad books. 
07:35The King of Queens Thanks Man While Carrie cooks Thanksgiving dinner for ten people, Doug lets a stranger into the house... 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Blabbermouths When Robert tells Ray that Amy filled him in on some juicy gossip about him, Ray decides to get even by sharing some nasty secrets of his own. 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond The Model A modelling agent tells Robert he has a unique look and convinces him to pose for head shots with their 'in-house' photographer. 
09:00Frasier Frasier Has Spokane Frasier is delighted when his show is picked up by a local radio station in Spokane. 
09:30Frasier The Guilt Trippers A birthday party held in Daphne's honour sets in motion some rather surprising and unexpected events. 
10:00Car S.O.S E-Type Emergency Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend restore more rusty classic motors to their former glory, starting with a Jaguar E-Type that's seen better days. (S3 Ep1/10) 
11:00Undercover Boss USA Stephen J Cloobeck, CEO of hotel company Diamond Resorts International, becomes the first boss to go undercover in his own business for a second time when he visits Pacific Monarch Resorts. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather. 
12:05The Supervet This series follows Noel Fitzpatrick and his team at one of the most advanced veterinary practices in Britain. In the first episode a dog has a life-threatening tumour in his leg. 
13:05The Supervet Noel Fitzpatrick sees a rabbit with a broken leg. Cocker spaniel Dixie needs spinal surgery. And Noel finds inspiration from X-Men's Wolverine for a daring solution to a dog's damaged paw. 
14:10Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. Players can also boost their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough to buy it with their winnings? 
15:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Richard Arnold is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
16:00A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Jacqueline and Anthony dream of buying a place for them and their daughter Izzy in the Costa del Sol. With the help of Ben Hillman, they see five homes for their 50,000 budget. 
17:00Come Dine Champion of Champions Nick Holt, a plumber from East Lancashire, lettings agent Natasha Conti from Salisbury and communications officer Tracey Waters from Brighton battle it out for a place in the final. (Ep1/5) 
18:00The Simpsons Catch 'Em if You Can: Homer and Marge abscond for a romantic weekend in Miami, so Bart and Lisa chase them across the country to ruin their holiday. 
18:30Hollyoaks Grace will stop at nothing until she gets revenge, while Simone's lies are blown wide open. Theresa is mortified when she finds Zack in bed with an unlikely villager. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes weather. 
20:00999: Where's My Ambulance? Channel 4 Dispatches With demand for ambulance services at an all-time high, many ambulance trusts are failing to meet their response time targets. What effect is this having on patients? 
20:30Supershoppers Andi and Anna test Thomas Pink shirts in the lab. Plus: liquid soap; how pram companies target dads; and which supermarket ready meal looks least like the photo on its packaging? (S1 Ep3/6) 
21:00Royal Navy School Candid series following Royal Navy recruits through training. Recruit Dackombe's girlfriend falls pregnant when he's due to start training. Pranks get out of hand at HMS Raleigh. (Ep2/6) 
22:00Crashing In the final episode of the comedy series, Anthony and Lulu search for Kate, but does Kate want to be found? and Sam's life begins to unravel as he lashes out at those close to him. (Ep6/6) 
22:35Tattoo Fixers Eccentric dancer Marina wants a confidence-boosting tattoo cover to get her back on the podium. Identical twins Hayley and Rebecca have matching bad body art. (S2 Ep8) 
23:35Bodyshockers: Nips, Tucks and... ...Tattoos Katie Piper meets Martina and her inflatable N-cup breasts, while Joe no longer sees the funny side of his X-rated tatts, and Tyne regrets her eyebrow raise. (S3 Ep6/8) 
00:35Keeping Up with the Khans The series exploring the lives of migrants, and immigration's impact on one community, continues. This episode meets the Roma, including Erik, who dreams of becoming a singing star. (Ep2/4) 
01:30Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners Michelle, who loves minimalism and order, meets clutterbug Susanne. Steam clean lover Amar visits hoarder poet Sylvia in south east London. And Hayley and the team clean cars. (Ep7) 
02:25Grand Designs Australia In Adelaide, Mike Dare appoints himself architect, engineer and project manager as he sets about creating a home supported by water tanks, with the roof acting like a giant funnel. 
03:25Beat My Build A town house and a terrace are at the centre of this edition's renovating competition for a 5000 prize, as a lecturer takes on a family doing up their first property. 
04:15Phil Spencer: Secret Agent Phil goes undercover in Cheshire and Lancashire, aiming to make-over two properties that have been frightening off potential buyers. [SL] 
05:10Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. Players can also boost their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough to buy it with their winnings? 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Richard Arnold is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.