This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Thursday, September 4 2014

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Janet Street-Porter is in Dictionary Corner. 
06:453rd Rock from the Sun Dick Soup for the Soul Dick, Nina and Mary attend a book-signing for a volume claiming to help its readers find true happiness. Tommy goes through Hell Week to join a college fraternity. 
07:103rd Rock from the Sun Mary Loves Scoochie (Part 1/2): While poking around in Mary's dresser, Dick finds love letters signed by a secret admirer named Scoochie, but Mary insists she doesn't know who Scoochie is. 
07:35The King of Queens Window Pain A professional young couple who move in next door to Doug and Carrie don't make the best first impression when their argument can be heard around the neighbourhood. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Homework When Ally's teacher Miss Purcell overhears Ray commenting about the kids' excessive workload, she invites Raymond to address the curriculum review board. 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond Pet the Bunny As a challenge, Ray writes a eulogy for Frank, who hasn't died yet. In it, he describes a memory of watching his tough dad pet the family bunny, Hoppy. 
09:00Frasier Cranes Unplugged Frasier can't adjust to his 13-year-old son's new attitude, so he forces Freddy to go camping with him and Martin in an attempt to do some male bonding. 
09:30Frasier Motor Skills After relying on the breakdown service one too many times, Frasier and Niles take a car maintenance class. And when Roz gets Alice a puppy, Martin takes over the training... 
10:00Undercover Boss Andrew Withers, the boss of Southern Fried Chicken, goes undercover in his fast food franchise and is shocked by what he discovers about the standards, staff, food and the customers. 
11:00Location, Location, Location In Liverpool, Phil Spencer helps James and Mairead find a family home on a 600,000 budget, while Kirstie Allsopp takes first-time buyers Laura and Andy under her wing. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather. 
12:05Celebrity Coach Trip The coach visits the Bavarian town of Passau where, on a canoeing trip down the Danube, Ben Duncan and Raef Bjayou head off in their own direction, much to Brendan's annoyance. 
12:35Come Dine with Me The competition comes from north-west London and features a Bollywood wannabe, a titanic clash of two chatterboxes and a dark parlour filled with rats, snakes and all things spooky. 
13:40Win It Cook It Could you create a culinary delicacy from fizzy cola and potato croquettes? Today's teams face just that challenge in this inventive cookery-quiz series presented by chef Simon Rimmer. 
14:10Phil Spencer Secret Agent Along the coast from Hastings, Phil Spencer's in for a battle as he tries to sell Ken and Tricia's seaside home that's been on the market for 18 months. 
15:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Janet Street-Porter is in Dictionary Corner. 
16:00Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. In a game-changing twist players could also double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough? 
17:00Come Dine with Me In Stockport, four hosts take part in a week of competitive dining featuring some surprising revelations, a few bombshells, an evening of mystery, and quite a bit of chaos. 
18:00The Simpsons The Old Man and Lisa Mr Burns loses all his money and employs Lisa to help him earn his fortune back. But they don't see eye to eye over ethical issues. 
18:30Hollyoaks Maxine fears for her safety and decides she has to leave. George urges Esther to do the right thing, and Jason resorts to desperate measures to earn some cash, leaving Holly alarmed. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer are in Manchester, where last year house prices rose faster than anywhere in the UK. Phil searches Didsbury while Kirstie explores east for dream homes. 
21:00Educating the East End Educating returns for a new series at a new school in London, celebrating the same universal themes of adolescence, learning and friendships. This episode meets the school's newest teacher. 
22:00First Time Farmers Bovine TB hits the farmers' herds, and first to feel the full force of the disease is 23-year-old Charlie. Now that the entire herd is quarantined, his livelihood is under threat... 
23:05Stammer School: Musharaf Finds... ...His Voice: Musharaf from Educating Yorkshire, and other people whose lives are dominated by stuttering, enrol on an intensive four-day course to find their voices. 
00:05Worst Place to be a Pilot Captain Matt Dearden battles severe turbulence to deliver tribespeople to their loved ones, while Captain Dave Burns finds himself sandwiched between a storm and an active volcano. 
01:05One Born Every Minute USA A fainting father does his best to stay conscious while his partner is given her injections. A new mum faces an agonising wait when her baby daughter needs treatment right after the birth. 
01:55The Hoarder Next Door Psychotherapist Stelios Kiosses helps hoarder Doreen change her ways and also catches up with Alison, who had a compulsion to collect everything ladybird related. Has she broken the habit? [SL] 
02:50Secrets of the Body Snatchers... ...A Time Team Special: Tony Robinson uncovers the truth behind some of the most gruesome events of the 19th century, when criminals would break open graves to steal freshly buried bodies. [SL] 
03:45Sarah Beeny's Selling Houses Sarah Beeny gives three homeowners in Guildford 1000 and the chance to check out the competition before a buyer decides which property she prefers. 
04:45Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. In a game-changing twist players could also double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough? 
05:40Kirstie's Vintage Gems Kirstie Allsopp creates a fun 1950s-inspired family playroom for Jannine and Shaun Cartwright. 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Janet Street-Porter is in Dictionary Corner.