This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Tuesday, March 31 2015

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Chris Packham is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:45The King of Queens Switch Sitters Deacon and Kelly agree to babysit Arthur but forget Carrie and Doug's warning not to give him spicy food. 
07:103rd Rock from the Sun A Friend in Dick The aliens are irked by artist Seth's negative effect on Sally. Dick tries to adopt Officer Don as his new best friend, but grows clingy when Don has other social plans. 
07:353rd Rock from the Sun Seven Deadly Clips When Tommy studies the Seven Deadly Sins at school, it leads the Solomons to have a discussion around the dinner table about their adventures on Earth so far. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Odd Man Out Frank forces Marco to choose either Marie or him as a friend. Ray sides with Frank because he doesn't approve of his mother having a male friend. 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond Ray's Ring When Ray loses his wedding ring he is propositioned by an attractive woman at the airport. When Debra finds out what happened, she too pretends to be single... 
09:00Frasier The Two Mrs Cranes When an old flame visits Daphne, the Crane household is turned upside down. 
09:30Frasier Love Bites Dog When Roz sets Frasier up on a blind date with her friend, it's Bulldog who ends up falling in love. 
10:00Undercover Boss Canada John Gunn, President of fashion retailer Mexx Canada, dons a disguise to go undercover in his own company to find out what's really happening on the sales floors and in the stockrooms. 
11:00The Restoration Man George Clarke meets Clive and Jane, who dream of retiring and making their new home in a derelict windmill in Anglesey. But the build suddenly comes to a halt as personal tragedy strikes. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather. 
12:05Come Dine with Me Abroad Four contestants from Cape Town's Atlantic seaboard vie for a cash prize in the dinner party contest. Smoked snoek and caper tart, escargots and bobotie are on the menu. 
13:05A Place in the Sun: Home or Away Jasmine Harman and Sara Damergi help Matthew and Myra to find a place to retire to. But will it be in Cheltenham, or will Spain's Costa del Sol win them over? 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Chris Packham is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. Players could also double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough to buy it with their winnings? 
16:00Come Dine with Me This episode comes from mid Cornwall and features flirting and mind games, tears over a pair of Lycra pants, a rubber dress, and some Moroccan food. 
17:00Four in a Bed The second visit of the week is to Liverpool, where at Elegant House, owner John Brady feels his unique B&B stands out from the crowd, but his eclectic style isn't to everybody's liking. 
17:30Coach Trip In Pelhrimov, the group creates a world record using a giant pencil at a museum of curiosities. More things are broken at a grass skiing class, meaning the trip's first visit to hospital. 
18:00The Simpsons Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh The family rents a flat in the affluent Waverly Hills area so Bart and Lisa can enjoy a higher standard of education than that offered by Springfield Elementary. 
18:30Hollyoaks Someone threatens to expose the truth about Dr S'Avage. Reality hits Ste and Leela as they take the law into their own hands, and it's decision time for Darren. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
19:55Party Election Broadcast A party election broadcast. 
20:00Burger Bar to Gourmet Star Aylin, a self-confessed 'terrible cook', leaves her Welsh burger van behind to spend three weeks at Aiden Byrne's Manchester House restaurant. Can she make it as a gourmet cook? (Ep2) 
21:00One Born Every Minute The new series continues from its new home in Liverpool. Becky and Colin took six years to conceive, and now their baby, who took so long to get in there, doesn't want to come out. (S7 Ep4) 
22:00Teens Ground-breaking new series about teenagers growing up in the social media age. Harry meets his girlfriend Rebecca's parents, and has those awkward discussions with his mum about sex. (Ep2) 
23:00First Dates The new series continues. Olive and Terence, who are both in their 80s, bond over memories of lost loves, tennis and amateur dramatics. Anita meets international rugby star Max. (S3 Ep4/9) 
00:00PokerStars.com European Poker Tour Only eight remain at the record-breaking EPT 100 Main Event, with over 3.6 million Euros still up for grabs, and the champion walking away with 1.26 million Euros. It's final table time. 
01:00KOTV Boxing Weekly There's action from Biloxi, Mississippi where 'The Latin Snake' Sergio Mora takes on Abraham Han for the vacant USBA middleweight title. Plus, boxing news and a fight from the archive. 
01:30Mobil 1 The Grid Behind the scenes at the 12 Hours of Sebring, into the Californian desert for the King of the Hammers off-road race, and meeting Gwyndaf Evans, the dad with the toughest job in World Rally. 
01:55FIM Superbike World Championship After a British clean sweep at the season opener in Australia, the grid heads to the Chang International Circuit, Thailand for Round 2 of the Superbike World Championship. 
02:20Cycling: Sarah Storey's Longest... ...Hour Following Britain's most decorated Paralympian Dame Sarah Storey as she attempts to break the women's world hour record of 46.065km, set in 2003 by Leontien Zijlaard-van Moorsel. 
02:50Unreported World Channel 4's award-winning global series returns with a unique, devastating insight into the last days in the battle between Kurdish fighters and Isis for the Syrian town of Kobani. (Ep1/8) 
03:15Secret Location Sunita Shroff is in London trying to help Caroline and Ben. They've been trying to buy their first home for years, but Caroline has been adamant that they won't move out of pricy Barnes. 
04:10Phil Spencer: Secret Agent In Colchester, Phil meets Duncan and Rhonda, a couple with a young baby who are keen to move house. But after a month on the market they still haven't had any viewings. [SL] 
05:05Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. Players could also double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough to buy it with their winnings? 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Chris Packham is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.