This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Wednesday, September 24 2014

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Deborah Meaden is in Dictionary Corner. 
06:45Will & Grace Poker? I Don't Even Like Her: Will's friends want him to tell Grace that she can't play poker with them any more, so she hatches a plan for one last big game. 
07:10The King of Queens King Pong Doug asks Arthur to train him at ping-pong so that he can beat Carrie while Spence is jealous when his girlfriend is promoted to waitress at the bowling alley. 
07:35The King of Queens Dreading Vows Doug and Carrie decide to renew their vows, but nothing goes to plan, especially when Doug has trouble finding a chimp to act as his best man! 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Whose Side Are You On? After realising that Debra places bets with the kids on his strange behaviour, Ray is disturbed to find out that his own children now think he's a 'doof'. 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond Lateness Fed up with his wife's constant tardiness, Ray leaves Debra at home rather than take her to an awards ceremony. 
09:00Frasier Tales from The Crypt Frasier plots revenge on Bulldog after he finds himself on the receiving end of an office prank. 
09:30Frasier Star Mitzvah Frasier makes a deal with Trekkie workmate Noel that he'll get him Scott Bakula's autograph if he can teach him Hebrew. But all does not go to plan. 
10:00Frasier Bristle While You Work (Part 1/3): Frasier hires a new housekeeper as a replacement for Daphne, but she proves less than reliable. 
10:30Undercover Boss Canada Nadia DiDonato, Creative Director of Liberty Entertainment Group, swaps business life for cleaning piles of dirty glasses and dishes as she works undercover in her own bars and restaurants. 
11:30Four in a Bed The competition kicks off at Dunsandles Guest House in New Brighton, Merseyside, where owner Alan Johnson and sidekick Dave Owen hope to be crowned best value B&B of the week. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather. 
12:05Four in a Bed The second visit is to the Lady Teal Hotel Boat on the waterways near Burnley, owned by Nick and Gina Mead, where the afternoon entertainment is a freezing competition out on the locks. 
12:35Four in a Bed The third visit is to York House in Tetbury, Gloucestershire, where Brock Bergius hopes his cheeky sense of humour and perfectionist nature will help him win the competition. 
13:05Four in a Bed The final day of the competition is at Heyford House in Lower Heyford, Oxfordshire, owned by veterans of the hospitality trade, Leo and Sonya Brooke-Little. 
13:40Four in a Bed The B&Bers meet for the last time to thrash out their differences and find out who's the winner. Feedback includes criticism of a badly positioned tea trolley and a hot chocolate storm. 
14:10Phil: Secret Agent Down Under Phil Spencer is undercover in Brisbane, helping the Horner family, who are trying to settle in Australia for the second time, and Jon and Jodie Hill, who want a home that's brand new. 
15:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Deborah Meaden is in Dictionary Corner. 
16:00Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. In a game-changing twist players could also double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough? 
17:00Come Dine with Me Coventry is the destination for a brand new episode, where chainsaw-brandishing vicar John Whittaker kicks off the week with his biblical themed menu, but his guests are far from saintly. 
18:00The Simpsons How the Test Was Won When Bart gets a perfect score in a test, Lisa is so shocked that she freezes in an exam. Homer is late with an insurance payment and strives to avoid all accidents. 
18:30Hollyoaks Maxine realises she's made a terrible mistake. Carmel decides to do things her way but reels from what she finds. Dirk and Holly visit Cindy but discover they're making things worse. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Sarah Beeny's Double Your House... ...for Half the Money. Sarah helps Russell and Karmel convert their tiny chocolate box cottage near Milton Keynes. And in Cardiff, Sarah advises Darren and Tracey on open plan living. 
21:00Grand Designs A young farmer and architect in Northern Ireland hopes to make a home out of four large shipping containers welded together to form a giant cross. But his tiny budget is soon under threat. 
22:00The Men with Many Wives Some estimate that there are 20,000 polygamous marriages among Muslims in the UK. This documentary explores polygamous life and asks how it can be reconciled with modern British values. 
23:00999: What's Your Emergency? An increasing number of people are calling 999 with non-emergencies and hoax calls that potentially divert crews from real emergencies. This episode focuses on lifesavers and time-wasters. 
00:00Music on 4: Four to the Floor New music series bursting with unique performances, intimate artist films, videos and animations. Show one celebrates a musical renaissance with Little Simz, Denzel Himself and Joey Bada$$. 
00:30Adam & Paul Film (2004) Pitch-black tragicomedy. Two Dublin heroin addicts (Mark O'Halloran and Tom Murphy) embark on an incident-packed odyssey in search of their daily fix. Drug use/very strong language. 
02:00The Lady Vanishes Film (1979) Elliott Gould and Cybill Shepherd star in this remake of Hitchcock's thriller as a pair thrown into a world of political intrigue while on a train travelling through pre-war Germany. [SL] 
03:40Sarah Beeny's Selling Houses In Reading, Berkshire, Sarah Beeny helps three homeowners maximise the potential value of their houses, encouraging improvements to a conservatory, a summer house and a very 70s staircase. [SL] 
04:40Simply Italian Michela Chiappa explores different varieties of pasta, from gnocchi to pasta pies, pancakes and some great-tasting gluten-free tagliatelle. Plus, the secret of simple sauces. 
05:05Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. In a game-changing twist players could also double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough? 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Deborah Meaden is in Dictionary Corner.