This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Wednesday, January 25 2017

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Barry McGuigan is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:45The King of Queens Depo Man Carrie is embarrassed when Doug is called as an expert witness for a case she is working on. Meanwhile, Danny and Spence fight over Holly, the attractive dog walker. 
07:10The King of Queens Ovary Action Doug's parents' visit coincides with Carrie's 'fertile time'. 
07:35The King of Queens Food Fight Carrie is jealous when Doug falls for Spence's new girlfriend's excellent cooking. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Mia Famiglia Ray's oldest living relative, his great aunt Sarina, turns up from Italy to help Ally with a school project about family trees. 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond Marie's Meatballs Ray asks Marie to teach Debra how to make her famous meatballs to cure his wife's culinary inferiority complex but Ray's plan has consequences... 
09:00Frasier Dial M for Martin Frasier's unemployment status is putting him on edge with everyone and when he blows up at Martin, Roz suggests that Martin moves in with Niles. 
09:30Frasier Hot Ticket Frasier and Niles fail to get tickets to the hottest show in town, and Daphne's behind appears in the Seattle paper. 
10:00Frasier First Do No Harm Frasier undertakes huge projects to make up for being unemployed while Martin persuades him to date Duke's daughter Marie. 
10:30Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay visits New Jersey to rescue Italian restaurant Leone's, which has been run into the ground by the owner's son during her long illness. 
11:30Four in a Bed Four B&B owners aim to be named the best value for money. The competition starts at The Old Times Guest House in Ipswich, where mother and daughter Linda and Kelly hope to come out on top. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes sport and weather. 
12:05Four in a Bed The second visit is to The Flower Pot in Sunbury-on-Thames, where owner Simon and manager Pierre offer their guests a stylish stay, and a game of real tennis at Hampton Court Palace. 
12:35Four in a Bed The third visit is to The Dolphin Hotel in Exmouth in Devon, where owner Jo hopes she'll get her guests' seal of approval. She takes them paintballing and then to a floating restaurant. 
13:10Four in a Bed The fourth visit is to Seaton in Devon, where hosts Pat and Nigel pride themselves on their award-winning breakfast. But will an afternoon spent town-crying entertain their guests? 
13:40Four in a Bed On the last day of the competition the B&B owners come together and confront their rivals. Tensions run high as the payments are finally revealed and the winner is announced. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Barry McGuigan is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A New Life in the Sun A couple's dream of a new life in France running a yoga retreat falls at the first hurdle, and a hairdresser has grand plans to expand in the Costa Blanca. 
16:00A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Maureen and Steve Smith from Glasgow have been visiting Orlando with their three daughters for the past 16 years and are now looking for a holiday home in the Sunshine State. 
17:00Come Dine with Me In south London, Craig tries to impress with a Malaysian menu, while Thibault applies his French heritage. Gill has a night filled with surprises, while Rachelle also goes for French food. 
18:00The Simpsons The Ned-liest Catch When Bart's pranks make Edna Krabappel lose her temper, she's suspended from the school, and Bart feels so guilty he helps her escape from the Teacher Holding Facility. 
18:30Hollyoaks History repeats itself when Zack goes missing and Simone begins to panic. Simone receives some worrying news from Harry, while Ryan is on the case to help find Zack. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp househunts in Essex for long distance lovers Justin and Christie. And Phil Spencer shows risk-averse Cara and Ben around Bishop's Stortford. (Ep5) 
21:00No Offence Tensions run high between Joy, Dinah and Deering over the Attah case and the Friday Street team. And an urgent search ensues when a father reports his teenage daughter missing. (S2 Ep4/7) 
22:00Women Who Kill Unlike many male murderers, female killers tend to know their victims. This documentary meets three women who murdered people they knew. What pushes ordinary women to kill? (Ep1/2) 
23:0524 Hours in A&E Doctors suspect that 31-year-old Aaron has sustained a brain injury in a high-speed car crash. His twin brother Alvin talks about his hopes for Aaron's future. (S12 Ep11) 
00:05Live from Abbey Road Classics... ...Music on 4: Classic performances from the legendary studio. In this edition, Seal and Laura Marling play live and talk about what the studio means to them. (S4 4/6) 
00:35Walking the Americas In Nicaragua and Costa Rica, Levison and Alberto trek through beautiful landscapes and colonial cities, climb active volcanoes and mountains, and meet local fishermen and migrants. (Ep3/4) 
01:30The Others Film (2001) Period horror. Nicole Kidman plays a widow trapped in a mansion in the 1940s. Who are the strangers her two children say they've seen and are the mysterious servants hiding a secret? [SL] 
03:15Hoarder SOS In Blackpool a costume maker needs help to part with a mountain of clothes and antiques. In Cumbria a woman has filled her house with the contents of a hotel. 
04:10Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp catches up with Kate Harland in Liverpool and Kelly Price and Emma Wilcox in the south of England. 
05:05Location, Location, Location Phil Spencer catches up with Mel and Jon in the beautiful Herefordshire countryside. And Kirstie Allsopp revisits Liz and John, a year after helping them to look for a home in Derby. 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Barry McGuigan is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.