This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Saturday, February 29 2020

06:00Mike & Molly Mike's Feet Mike and his police partner Carl begin to get on each other's nerves after working too many double shifts together during a snowstorm. (S1 Ep17) 
06:25Mike & Molly Peggy Shaves Her Legs When Peggy and Molly have lunch together, Mike worries that his mother is telling Molly unflattering stories about his childhood. (S1 Ep18) 
06:50Cheers Friends, Romans, Accountants Norm hosts a Roman toga party at Cheers, but when his handsome, womanising boss takes a shine to Diane, Norm finds his job could be in jeopardy. (S1 Ep7/22) 
07:15Cheers Truce or Consequences Carla and Diane stop bickering when Diane admits that she needs a friend, but Carla can't resist the temptation to take advantage of her vulnerability. (S1 Ep8/22) 
07:45Frasier The Show Where Diane Comes Back When Diane visits Seattle, Frasier is torn between his feelings for her and his resentment from when she ditched him at the altar. 
08:15Frasier A Word to the Wise Guy Maris needs Niles's help, and he thinks it's a chance to get back together with her. But he has to gain a favour from a shady character in order to assist her. 
08:40Everybody Loves Raymond Turkey or Fish Debra takes it upon herself to prepare the Thanksgiving dinner, but she doesn't want to have her turkey compared with Marie's, so she cooks fish instead. 
09:10Everybody Loves Raymond Captain Nemo Ray is appointed captain of the basketball team after his brother Robert is ousted, but their parents are not pleased about the situation. 
09:40The Big Bang Theory The Stag Convergence Leonard, Sheldon and Raj throw a bachelor party for Howard, during which some stories about his sexual history are accidentally revealed. (S5 Ep22/24) 
10:10The Big Bang Theory The Launch Acceleration When Nasa informs Howard that his space mission has been rescheduled to an earlier date, he tries to use the wedding as an excuse not to go. (S5 Ep23/24) 
10:35The Big Bang Theory The Countdown Reflection Bernadette decides that she wants to get married to Howard before his Nasa space mission takes place, but can they get organised in time? (S5 Ep24/24) 
11:05The Simpsons Strong Arms of the Ma When Marge is mugged, she reacts by working out with weights, but goes too far and ends up as a steroid-crazed bully. 
11:35The Simpsons Pray Anything Jealous of Flanders' lifestyle, Homer starts to pray for material possessions, but things get out of hand when he begs for a bigger house... 
12:00The Simpsons Barting Over Bart moves into a downtown apartment of his own, where he befriends famous skateboarder Tony Hawk (guest starring as himself). Also guest starring Blink-182. 
12:30The Simpsons I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can Lisa wins a place at the Spellympics National Spelling Bee, but discovers that it's not as clean-cut a competition as she thought. 
13:00The Dog House A two-year-old Pomeranian arrives at Wood Green, The Animals Charity, after a life spent in a puppy farm cage. And can an affectionate Staffie win the heart of father-of-two Paul? (Ep2/8) 
14:05Four in a Bed Roman and Tamsyn take a no-nonsense approach to running The White Swan in North Yorkshire. But their B&B doesn't meet Farid and John's high standards, and there are grumbles at breakfast. 
14:35Four in a Bed Lisa and Sally hope their generosity of spirit will be a hit at Clough View Farm in Matlock, Derbyshire - but there's yet more grumbling at breakfast after a long wait for the food. 
15:05Four in a Bed The third visit is to The Buxted Inn in Uckfield, East Sussex, run by Nick and chef David. Lisa is charmed by the character, but Farid and John are left cold by the corporate feel. 
15:35Four in a Bed The final visit is to the Crescent Victoria hotel in Margate, Kent, where Farid and John hope to dazzle their guests with a stay fit for a queen. Can they get the breakfast right? 
16:05Four in a Bed It's the final day of the competition and the B&B owners are meeting for the last time. After dramatic discoveries, the payments are revealed and the winner is announced. 
16:35A Place in the Sun Keen astronomer Colin and Elspeth from Edinburgh are hunting for a holiday home on Menorca. Will the stars align as Danni Menzies shows them five properties on the west coast for 150,000? 
17:35Location, Location, Location The house-hunting show returns to Croydon, where a local couple were being priced out, and Reading, where two teachers with teenagers had six weeks to fix their property woes. (S32 Ep7) 
18:30Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. 
19:00The Windsors: Secrets of the... ...Royal Tours: The final episode explores the story of the royal family through their tours since the 1990s, from Diana in Angola to the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge in Canada. (Ep4/4) 
20:00D-Day: The King Who Fooled Hitler In a tale of double agents and decoys, this documentary reveals the previously untold story of King George VI's elaborate ruse to divert German attention away from the Normandy landings. 
21:00Central Intelligence Film (2016) Violent comedy action-adventure with Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart. Two old school buddies team up to thwart a terrorist plot. But things may not be as they seem. Strong language. 
23:05Cowboys & Aliens Film (2011) Sci-fi western starring Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford. A brutal cattle baron and his amnesiac enemy must cease their feuding when a town is attacked by aliens. Violence. 
01:20The Last Leg Daisy May and Charlie Cooper, the stars of the sitcom This Country, join Adam Hills, Alex Brooker and Josh Widdicombe to give their take on the week's main talking points. (S19 Ep7) 
02:10The Big Narstie Show Louis Theroux, rapper Kano, comedian Sara Pascoe and social media star Stevo the Madman join grime legend Big Narstie and comedian Mo Gilligan for more chat, comedy and music. (S3 Ep4/6) 
03:05Hollyoaks Omnibus James's guilt resurfaces. Jordan worms his way back under Leela's roof and into Peri's affections. Courtney is left confused at Jesse's wake. Will Edward ruin everything for Tony and Diane? [SL] 
05:10Come Dine with Me In Birmingham, hairdresser Phil, student Naomi, chatterbox Maddy and conversationalist Randeep compete in a week that features bhangra dancing, a spot of baldism, and 'the devil's spawn'. 
06:00The King of Queens Multiple Plots Doug is freaked out by a customer who answers the door semi-naked, and Carrie hates her new job as a dog-walker.