This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Thursday, September 27 2018

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Janet Street-Porter is in Dictionary Corner. 
06:35Mike & Molly Molly Can't Lie Mike and Molly meet with the priest at Peggy's church, but Molly's forthright views end up costing them their wedding chapel. (S2 Ep17) 
06:55Mike & Molly The Dress At her final fitting, three weeks before the big day, Molly discovers her wedding dress is too tight and puts her diet into overdrive. (S2 Ep18) 
07:15Mike & Molly The Rehearsal With only two days to go before the big day, Mike and Molly stage their wedding rehearsal, but the results are disastrous. (S2 Ep19) 
07:40Everybody Loves Raymond Jazz Records When the children ruin Ray's dictionary, Frank tells them about the time Ray wrecked his prized jazz record collection. 
08:05Everybody Loves Raymond Debra at the Lodge When Debra accepts a position at Frank's lodge to help plan a recruitment party, Ray resents how much time she is spending away from home. 
08:35Everybody Loves Raymond Slave Ray and Debra inadvertently leave the twins home alone and are impressed with Ally when she takes care of them, so they offer her lots of other work... 
09:05Frasier Don Juan in Hell (Part 2/2): Unsure about whether to end his relationship with his current girlfriend, Frasier is plagued by unwanted advice. 
09:35Frasier The First Temptation of Daphne Daphne encounters the green-eyed monster when she learns that Niles is counselling an attractive patient who is obsessed with him. 
10:05Undercover Boss USA Paul Damico, President of Moe's Southwest Grill, one of the world's fastest growing restaurant chains, adopts a new identity to go undercover and see how efficient his organisation is. 
11:00Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA The first of a two-part visit to Mangia Mangia in Woodland Park, Colorado. The Italian restaurant has an identity crisis, a headstrong owner and a defiant head chef. (S7 Ep3/10) 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Come Dine with Me In Kent party-loving Wendy takes her guests on what she calls a food-ical journey. Joining her are general geezer Sam, self-proclaimed chatterbox Lauren and strongman Michael. 
13:05A New Life in the Sun Two British vineyard owners try to beat the French at boules, a couple from Warrington struggle to find a villa for their business, and there are nautical nightmares for a dive school. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Richard Madeley is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00Find It, Fix It, Flog It Simon restores an enamel roll top bath and builds a kids' den out of old doors. Henry makes a wall mounted safe from a jerry can and lovingly restores a cheese making trough. (S3 Ep19) 
16:00A Place in the Sun Shami and Clive share a love of Sicily and can't wait to find a place where they can eventually relocate to with their three cats. Scarlette Douglas uses all her skills to help (Ep19). 
17:00Four in a Bed Gary and Linda Kellaway welcome their rivals to Lower Keats Glamping in Devon. At dinner, Jon turns joker, but Michael and Scott have a big revelation, which is no laughing matter. 
17:30Extreme Cake Makers Molly turns to the silver screen to bring a touch of glamour to a 100th birthday celebration. Rosie creates a Bollywood cake. And Eloise heads west for a Canadian wedding cake. (S3 Ep20) 
18:00The Simpsons Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts Principal Skinner challenges superintendent Gary Chalmers to take over Bart's education but he adopts an unconventional approach to the job. (S23 Ep3/22) 
18:30Hollyoaks Darren is planning a grand gesture for Nancy. Breda is feeling taken for granted by Leela. It's Sienna's trial; she is released and greeted by Nancy, who needs her help. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp is in Leicester looking for a home that's also a good investment. In Northamptonshire, Phil Spencer seeks a place big enough for a new family and a goat. (S31 Ep6) 
21:00No Offence Election day looms and the team is on high alert, as Beckett's reign of terror appears to be escalating when an elderly Jewish man is found dead in a graveyard. (S3 Ep3/6) 
22:00The Circle More drama and fun and games from the reality show where contestants play against each other for ?50k on a specially-designed social media platform called The Circle. (Ep9) 
23:05The Undateables Three singletons go looking for love: personal trainer Jordan, who suffers from speech problems; vlogger Paige, who has cerebral palsy; and basketball player Sam from Shropshire. (S9 Ep3) 
00:05Live from Abbey Road Classics The seventh series looking back at the cream of the live performances recorded for the music show. The fourth episode features songs from Herbie Hancock and Randy Crawford. (S7 Ep4/6) 
00:35Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon visits a Cuban cafe in Brooklyn. Owners Marcelo and Kata used to be a married couple but now fight over everything, and their bickering is driving customers away. 
01:25The Supervet Professor Noel Fitzpatrick fights to save the leg of a golden retriever and takes on some challenging surgery for a French bulldog with twisted elbows. (S8 Ep3/4) 
02:25The Secret Life of the Zoo Mr Parsons the chameleon meets a new mate, Daphne from Paris. Young giraffe Murchison faces the great outdoors for the first time. And another baby elephant is born. (S3 Ep7/7) 
03:20Grand Designs New Zealand A builder and his wife create a hand-crafted American Gothic-style house, complete with ornate detailing such as spandrels and lacework valances, near Auckland. (S1Ep4/8) 
04:10Vet on the Hill Scott and Emma fall in love with a fox that just can't make it in the wild, and Hugo the bullmastiff has just found a loving new home - but his luck may have run out. (S2 Ep10/12) 
05:05Buy It Now Dave has searched the world to ensure his product is unique; Elvis has a high-tech health monitoring solution; colleagues Jo and Anders argue over who came up with their product! (Ep4) 
05:35Kirstie's Vintage Gems In this bite-size episode of Kirstie's Vintage Home, Kirstie Allsopp takes on a super-sized challenge: a vintage-inspired wedding for Amy and Craig. 
05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Richard Madeley is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.