This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Tuesday, December 13 2016

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Tim Rice is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:45The King of Queens Richie's Song During a painful double-date with Richie and his self-absorbed wife Marie, Carrie reluctantly tells Doug that Marie's doting ways belie her wandering tendencies. 
07:10The King of Queens Paternal Affairs Doug's Aunt Sheila arrives at an anniversary party for Doug and Carrie, announcing her recent separation from Doug's Uncle Hank. Arthur is instantly smitten with Sheila. 
07:35The King of Queens Head First Doug makes an effort to be more friendly with Arthur, and although it gets him in Carrie's good books, Doug's social standing soon takes a battering. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Peter on the Couch After Amy invites her brother Peter to stay for dinner, he makes himself at home on the couch... and never leaves. 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond Liars When Ray fibs to Marie about why he failed to meet up with her, he and Debra are forced to tell more and more lies in order to cover up their previous falsehoods. 
09:00Frasier Shrink Rap Niles and Frasier decide to enter family therapy in an effort to get on better. Some hope... 
09:30Frasier Martin Does It His Way When their least favourite aunt dies, Frasier and Niles are inspired to help Martin make his dream come true: finish writing a song for Sinatra. 
10:00Jamie's Christmas with Bells On In the second of two festive specials, Jamie Oliver shows how to create an original Christmas Day menu featuring festive fiesta tacos, brussels with hustle, and Bloody Mary seafood platter. 
11:00Kirstie's Homemade Christmas Kirstie Allsopp hosts a special festive series making her dream home-made Christmas. In this show she produces cards, decorations, a cake and a wreath, and hunts down the perfect tree. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather. 
12:05Jamie's Comfort Food Jamie Oliver takes the nation's favourite dishes to the next level. In this episode Jamie cooks chicken kiev. 
12:2512 Wishes of Christmas Film (2011) Comedy-drama with Elisa Donovan, Chonda Pierce and David O'Donnell. A dog-loving businesswoman gets some magical assistance from a life coach. But then has to face the consequences. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Tim Rice is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00Coast vs Country Retired couple Roger and Anne have lived in the same house for 42 years, but now want to move away from the busy commuter town of Swanscombe. Will it be inland or by the sea? 
16:00Deal or No Deal on Tour Deal or No Deal is on Tour! On day two, the Banker sends Noel to the Eden Project in Cornwall to play the game in the Mediterranean Biome surrounded by exotic flora and excited fans. 
17:00Four in a Bed The second visit is to The Bluebell Woods in Northampton, where David and Donna try to bring a touch of class to their woodland B&B. But their feedback has the hosts fuming. 
17:30Come Dine with Me In the West Midlands, business guru Marc has taken inspiration from one of his idols, Frank Sinatra, and is planning a night of swing and classic American dining to impress his guests. 
18:00The Simpsons How I Wet Your Mother Homer develops a bedwetting habit so the family infiltrate his dreams and search for clues in his subconscious to determine the source of his problem. (S23 Ep16/22) 
18:30Hollyoaks Grace finds stolen cash and an empty vodka bottle in Tracey's bag - could this be the last straw? Alfie lets slip to Cindy about him talking to Jade, and Nick reassures Holly. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
19:55The Political Slot The Conservative Party Margot James MP, Minister for Small Business, Consumers and Corporate Responsibility, sets out the government's plan to grow Britain's economy. 
20:00Amazing Spaces: WWII Special George Clarke and Will Hardie help Jan Fursier bring to life her dad's dream for a caravan, taken from plans found in the secret wartime diaries of his time as a Japanese prisoner of war. 
21:00This Is Us The Big Three Rebecca and Jack suffer the stresses of raising a family. Beth takes action to find out if William is using drugs again. Kate struggles with her goal of losing weight. (Ep2) 
22:00I Do at 92 This documentary meets couples in their seventies, eighties and nineties who are tying the knot, capturing their excitement while they also face the realities of what their future holds. 
23:00Gogglebox Britain's favourite opinionated TV viewers share their sharp, insightful, passionate and sometimes emotional critiques of the week's biggest and best programmes. (S8 Ep11) 
00:05First Dates Lee from Leigh meets the girl of his dreams but forgets her name. Meanwhile, in a First Dates first, a mum and her son, Jane and Bobby, visit the restaurant together, each looking for love. European Poker Tour There's 1.1m Euros on the line in the biggest EPT of all time. Seven players remain in the Barcelona Main Event, including British pro Adam Owen and former chess prodigy Sebastian Malec. 
01:55Life on the Edge Collection of films about incredible physical endeavour and mental challenge that seeks to capture the spirit of adventure and a love of the great outdoors. (Ep3) 
02:50KOTV Boxing Weekly Global boxing news. Scott Cardle defends his British lightweight title in Glasgow, there's action from the east and west coasts of America, and a classic bout from the KOTV archive. 
03:20Gillette World Sport Gillette World Sport checks out student life as an athlete at Berkeley University, and talks precision with extreme adventure kayaker Aniol Serrasolses. 
03:45Kirstie's Vintage Gems Kirstie Allsopp helps Amber and Colin turn their love-starved bedroom into a gorgeous vintage haven. 
03:55Kirstie and Phil's Love It or... ...List It: Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer meet two Newcastle doctors in urgent need of a property re-think. Will they find a way to make their house work, or up sticks and move? (S2 2/8) 
04:55Kirstie's Homemade Home With Redhills Community Primary School, Kirstie makes a scarecrow for her local county show at Chagford, learns how to 'show' a saddleback pig and judges young sheep handlers. 
05:05Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer catch up with Andrew and Emma, whose hunt had stalled in Buckinghamshire; and Karen and Russell in Aberdeenshire, who found a place beyond their dreams. [SL] 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Tim Rice is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.