This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Tuesday, August 26 2014

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Angellica Bell is in Dictionary Corner. 
06:453rd Rock from the Sun Fear and Loathing in Rutherford Tommy tries to reconcile with Alissa by asking her to watch a scary film with him so that she will be frightened and want a man around to protect her. 
07:103rd Rock from the Sun Indickscretion When Dick and Mary go on a double date with Sally and Don, a discussion about a movie's love scenes leads to romantic discontent. 
07:35The King of Queens Lush Life Carrie starts Doug on a new diet but goes easy on him if she's been out drinking with her friends. But when she falls out with her friends, Doug must keep the alcohol coming... 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond The Kicker While enjoying a college football game, Frank catches a ball from a record-setting field goal. But when he refuses to give it back he becomes a wanted man. 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond Season's Greetings Marie is jealous when she receives a letter from a relative saying how wonderful her life is. 
09:00Frasier Out with Dad An unlikely chain of events forces Martin to pretend that he is gay on Valentine's Day. 
09:30Frasier Something About Dr Mary Frasier's temporary call screener, 'Dr' Mary (Kim Coles), hijacks his show with her sassy attitude and no-nonsense advice. 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Cornhusker Vortex Sheldon teaches Leonard about football so that he can fit in with Penny's friends, but Leonard alienates the group with his new knowledge. 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Guitarist Amplification Sheldon is annoyed when Leonard and Penny argue about Penny's male friend staying over and he has to act as peacemaker. 
11:00Come Dine with Me In the Vale of Aylesbury, the first to host is Australian Natalie Dixon. She's aiming to win with her Asian fusion food, but her 'foreign' menu might prove difficult for one of her guests. 
11:30Come Dine with Me Day two in the Vale of Aylesbury and second to host is 70-year-old cabbie John Feore. John treats his guests to a taste of Ireland, but has he bitten off more than he can chew? 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather. 
12:05Come Dine with Me Third to host in the Vale of Aylesbury is sales manager Bekki Jones, who is determined to win with her perfect hosting and delightful dinner. But can she handle the growing tensions? 
12:35Come Dine with Me In the Vale of Aylesbury the next to host is Greg Pearson, who is confident that his foodie knowledge will help him bag the grand prize. But he's got a task on his hands. 
13:10Come Dine with Me Last to host in the Vale of Aylesbury is football match announcer Mike Botto who's hoping that his Italian-themed evening will see him score the winner. 
13:40Phil Spencer Secret Agent In Edinburgh, Jason and Maya Lawie have been trying to sell up for seven months and move to Lancashire. They're a creative couple, but could this be what's putting off potential buyers? 
14:40Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. 
15:30Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. In a game-changing twist players could also double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough? 
16:30Win It Cook It On the menu today - okra, venison and a portion of doner kebab meat. Will the teams be able to make something to tempt Simon and guest chef Allegra McEvedy? 
17:00Come Dine with Me Four dinner party hosts go fork-to-fork in Swansea in a week of Hollywood-style glamour, small animals, wrestling and, of course, some fine dining. 
18:00The Simpsons The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show Homer gets a job on the Itchy & Scratchy Show, providing the voice of a new character. 
18:30Hollyoaks Nico is outraged by her mother's lie. Finn and Amber ask Diane for a deposit so they can get their own place, while Rick makes a promise to Nancy - but will he stand by it? 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Dogs: Their Secret Lives Mark Evans investigates what can make dogs aggressive, challenging preconceptions about different breeds and finding out what can be done to help them. 
21:00Worst Place to be a Pilot Captain Sam Quinn finds himself in the middle of a dispute as he delivers much needed supplies to remote Papuan tribespeople. But when bows and arrows are drawn, he makes a swift exit. 
22:00Ramsay's Hotel Hell Gordon Ramsay checks in to the struggling Monticello Hotel in Longview, Washington. Can he keep the doors to this 90-year-old establishment open and save 50 staff jobs, or is he too late? 
22:55Royal Marines Commando School The troop face Lympstone's ultimate challenge: the famous Commando Tests. They're all desperate to finish the course together but not all of them will make it through. PCA It's all smiles at the PCA because everyone left is in the money as online qualifier Tom Hall looks to take down his first title against a bevy of former champions. 
00:50Cage Warriors Highlights from CWFC 71 in the Middle East where challenger Deyan Topalski and champion Jack Hermansson clash for the CWFC middleweight world title. Brad Wharton and Josh Palmer commentate. 
01:45KOTV Boxing Weekly Tony 'Bomber' Bellew and Julio Cesar Dos Santos meet for the WBO international cruiserweight title in Liverpool. Plus, a classic fight from the archive and all the latest boxing news. 
02:15British F3 The ultrafast and picturesque circuit of Thruxton plays host to the next round of the British Formula 3 Championship. 
02:45Outlaw Triathlon Nottingham hosts this popular long distance triathlon as over 1000 athletes attempt to finish the 2.4 mile swim, 112 mile bike and 26.2 mile run within 17 hours, earning the title 'Outlaw'. 
03:40Tri Liverpool Liverpool hosts the BTC and finale of the British Triathlon Super Series as Great Britain's leading female triathletes take on Gwen Jorgensen in a thrilling sprint distance race. 
04:35Trans World Sport A visit to freestyle skiing star Henrik Harlaut in Sweden, former long jumper Mike Powell in the US, a review of Venus and Serena Williams' careers and a visit to Diambars FC in Senegal. 
05:30Gordon Ramsay's Home Cooking Gordon showcases some American dishes he loves cooking at home. Recipes include hash browns, Caesar salad and peanut butter cookies. His daughter Holly helps cook barbecued beef brisket. [SL] 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.