This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Wednesday, August 31 2016

05:50Draw It! Mel Giedroyc hosts as two teams, made up of one contestant and one celebrity, put their drawing skills to the test. This time it's Antony Cotton and Denise Van Outen. 
06:153rd Rock from the Sun What's Love Got to Do, Got to Do with Dick? Dick thinks Mary is neglecting him because her new job as dean takes up too much of her time, but he cheers up when he gets a new office-mate. 
06:403rd Rock from the Sun I Am Dick Pentameter! Dick is madly in love with literature professor Dr Jennifer Ravelli and enchanted when she speaks to him in rhyme. Sally, Harry and Tommy rearrange the furniture. 
07:05Everybody Loves Raymond Lateness Fed up with his wife's constant tardiness, Ray leaves Debra at home rather than take her to an awards ceremony. 
07:30Everybody Loves Raymond Party Dress Ray and Debra disagree over whether they should buy an expensive dress for Ally to wear to a friend's formal 13th birthday party. 
08:00Frasier Daphne Hates Sherry Daphne and Sherry just can't get on, so Daphne decides to stay at Niles' apartment. Niles can't believe his luck. 
08:30Frasier Are You Being Served? Frasier attempts to console a distraught Niles after Maris sends him their divorce papers. 
09:00Frasier Ask Me No Questions When Niles asks his brother if he and Maris should stay together, Frasier is required to give his answer careful and considered thought. 
09:30The Big Bang Theory The Convention Conundrum After the guys miss out on Comic-Con tickets, Sheldon decides to hold his own comic book convention. The girls take tea at an upmarket hotel. (S7 Ep14/24) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Locomotive Manipulation Love is in the air when Amy manages to convince Sheldon to join her for a romantic train trip to Napa Valley to celebrate Valentine's Day. (S7 Ep15/24) 
10:25Dare to Believe: Natasha Baker Intimate portrait of the para-equestrian who never let the neurological disorder transverse myelitis lessen her love of horse riding or stop her winning two golds in 2012. Next stop Rio. 
10:30The Simpsons Bart Has Two Mommies Marge babysits Rod and Todd but Ned questions Marge's parenting skills when she lets the boys play on a climbing wall. Bart is pulled into a chimp cage at the zoo. 
11:00The Simpsons Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife Homer signs the family up for a Wife Swap show. Homer's new wife is controlling, while Marge moves in with her easygoing husband (voiced by Ricky Gervais). 
11:30The Simpsons Million Dollar Abie Grampa costs Springfield the chance of getting a major football team. In his despair, he contemplates suicide and goes to a doctor specialising in euthanasia. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather. 
12:05Come Dine with Me South London. First to host is divorce lawyer Michelle Camacho, who plans a 1970s menu, including duck a l'orange, 'psychedelic coleslaw' and Bloody Mary sorbet. (Ep1/5) 
12:35Come Dine with Me South London. Pub manager and artist Matt Wren struggles with disasters in the kitchen, while two of his guests get into an argument and the other pair make eyes at each other. (Ep2/5) 
13:05Come Dine with Me South London. Live wire Licia Snow hosts. Will her plan for a laid-back night overcome her urge to bicker with Michelle? Meanwhile, Raphael remains very impressed with Charlotte. (Ep3/5) 
13:40Come Dine with Me South London. It's Raphael Steele's first-ever dinner party. His Caribbean menu includes ackee, saltfish and curried goat. And there's steelpan music for the entertainment. (Ep4/5) 
14:10Come Dine with Me South London. Swedish businesswoman Charlotte Sundberg hosts. She hopes a night of schnapps, Swedish folk singing and some classic Swedish cuisine will win her the prize. (Ep5/5) 
14:40Wedding Town Craig and Becky's nuptials turn into a leaving do as their last chance to see their families before emigrating to Australia. And things take a turn for the worse for Head Chef Glyn. 
15:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Gloria Hunniford is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
16:00Gok's Fill Your House for Free Alice and Richard from Chiswick need help to transform their terraced house into a lovely home. Will Gok and his team's cool and contemporary overhaul impress the family? 
17:00Come Dine with Me In south east London, there's cutting culinary critique and intriguing international cuisine, friendships are made, hilarious secrets are revealed and outrageous outfits are de rigueur. 
18:00The Simpsons Boy Meets Curl When Homer takes Marge out for a romantic evening at the ice rink, they are both intrigued by a curling team practising and soon find themselves hooked on the sport. 
18:30Hollyoaks Joanne resorts to desperate measures to keep her man, while Alfie gets a surprise call from his hero. Warren declares war when he discovers Maxine's sabotage plans. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Great Canal Journeys Timothy West and Prunella Scales embark on a journey into their pasts, via the Leeds and Liverpool Canal, which celebrates its 200th anniversary in 2016. (S4 Ep3/3) 
21:00Britain's Benefit Tenants In Manchester, letting agent Amin has a nasty surprise when he visits a woman who's behind in her rent. Young agent Joe is caught up in a dispute between a landlord and a tenant. (S2 Ep3/3) 
22:00Sex, Lies and Cyber Attacks Gripping documentary investigating the full story of Ashley Madison, the controversial dating site that marketed itself to adulterers, and which was hacked, with users' details made public. 
23:05First Dates Hannah and Lee both love festivals; will they make sweet music together? Mary from Liverpool is looking for a 'straight Paul O'Grady'. And 'edgy librarian' Olivia is on her first ever date. 
00:05The Watchman One-off drama starring Stephen Graham as a CCTV operator who intervenes in a dangerous world that he's just supposed to watch, when the police fail to tackle a group of drug dealers. 
01:00Take Me Home Tonight Film (2011) Comedy. An underachiever (Topher Grace) poses as a financial whizz-kid to impress his high-school crush (Teresa Palmer), who's now a successful banker. Strong language/sex/drugs. [SL] 
02:40Dare to Believe: Jordanne Whiley The Paralympic tennis player broke her legs 26 times as a child and was bullied due to brittle bone disease. Now she has Grand Slam titles, a bronze in 2012 and is going for gold in Rio. 
02:45Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners The series where people who can't stop cleaning visit homes much in need of a spring clean. London hairdresser Claire meets ex-binman Charlie, who's down to his last clean spoon. 
03:40Phil Spencer: Secret Agent Martin and Yvonne Davies have been struggling to sell their big family home in Winnersh for 18 months, so Phil Spencer is called in to help them out as their Secret Agent. [SL] 
04:35Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer face a challenge that's all about postcodes and pickiness. They help a couple search for their first home in Pinner; and two new parents are set on Hitchin. 
05:30Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Gloria Hunniford is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.