This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Thursday, February 5 2015

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Graeme Le Saux is in Dictionary Corner. 
06:45The King of Queens Arthur, Spooner When Carrie has to work the night shift, Doug starts to get lonely but soon discovers that Arthur is the ideal companion to keep him company. 
07:103rd Rock from the Sun Dick Solomon's Day Off When Nina says she's unwell and won't be in the office the next day, Mary has to explain the concept of 'sick days' to Dick, who soon takes advantage of the idea. 
07:353rd Rock from the Sun The Big Giant Head Returns Again (Part 1/2): Sally wrongly assumes Alissa is planning to dump Tommy. When the Big Giant Head and Vicki arrive unexpectedly, it's clear the honeymoon's over. 
08:05Frasier Cheerful Goodbyes Frasier meets up with some of the old Cheers gang for Cliff's retirement party. 
08:30Frasier Frasier Has Spokane Frasier is delighted when his show is picked up by a station in Spokane. 
09:00Everybody Loves Raymond Tasteless Frank Frank loses his sense of taste. Is it a side effect of his potency medication? And will he have to tell Marie that he is receiving chemical assistance? 
09:35Everybody Loves Raymond Sister-in-Law Robert's wife Amy finds out that Ray thinks she talks too much. 
10:05Undercover Boss USA Ex-undercover boss Eric Casaburi brings together six former participants in the series who were 'busted', 'nearly busted' or 'self-busted' while working in disguise among their own staff. 
11:00Car S.O.S The Herald Angels Tim and Fuzz head to Cornwall in an attempt to save a poorly 1970 Triumph Herald saloon, which has been left standing in a garage for over four years. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather. 
12:05Come Dine with Me Four amateur cooks in Sheffield compete in a week of dining featuring feuding, risqué anecdotes, some fine food, and a raging battle over whether wine corks or screw-top lids are best. 
13:05Three in a Bed Three sets of proud B&B owners battle to be crowned the best bed and breakfast. In this episode, Smugglers Cottage faces Number One in Blackpool and The Kildare in Skegness. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Graeme Le Saux is in Dictionary Corner. 
15:00Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. Players could also double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough to buy it with their winnings? 
16:00Shipping Wars UK Goods transporters compete to deliver unusual items. Rolf and Rachel abandon their sat-nav despite navigational difficulties, and the sports cars cause a stir in London. 
16:45Couples Come Dine with Me Joy and Jerry's menu includes a twice-baked soufflé and mystery side of alligator. Then novices Ricky and Becca struggle in the kitchen, before Sian and Tim conclude the competition. 
17:30The Simpsons Homer Simpson In 'Kidney Trouble': Homer comes to his father's rescue when it is discovered that Grampa needs a new kidney. But right before the operation Homer gets cold feet. 
18:00The Simpsons Mayored to the Mob Mayor Quimby finds himself in trouble after giving in to Homer's demands to break a deal with mobster Fat Tony who supplies the school with rats' milk. 
18:30Hollyoaks Dirk's decision attracts unwanted attention, while Holly is disgusted by Robbie's actions. Kim decides to spread some joy, with embarrassing consequences for one of her team-mates. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00The Jump Just nine remain and The Jump cranks it up a gear as the celebrities take on the bobsleigh, one of the most dangerous winter sports, to avoid facing the dreaded jump. 
21:00Cucumber In the third episode of the new drama, Henry stumbles into a dangerous trap when Freddie meets his old school teacher, Gregory, and sets out for revenge. 
22:00Married Behind Bars Documentary meeting three of the thousands of brides who get married behind bars in the USA every year, when the happiest day of your life can involve x-ray machines and bulletproof glass. 
23:0524 Hours in Police Custody Several elderly people have been sexually assaulted in a graveyard. The police have a sample of an attacker's DNA from a previous crime scene, and arrest a young man. Will his DNA match? 
00:05Up All Night: The Minicab Office On a busy night, Courtesy Taxis in Norwich can have 1000 customers, some more sober and better behaved than others. Up All Night reveals what it's like to serve Norwich's post-party people. 
01:05One Born Every Minute This episode meets mums who break the rules, defy convention and arrive at motherhood in individual ways, including an Indian couple breaking from tradition, and a bisexual mum-to-be. 
02:00Grand Designs Australia A first-time owner-builder and her husband construct a concrete, Brutalist-inspired home on a sensitive ridgeline overlooking Queensland's glorious Glass House Mountains. 
03:00Kirstie's Best of Both Worlds Kirstie meets couple Gary and Julie, who want to move from Sidcup to somewhere more rural. But can they put their beloved, recently sold family home behind them? 
03:55A Place in the Sun: Home or Away Jonnie Irwin and Jasmine Harman help Graham Peters make a fresh start and find the perfect home on either the West Sussex coast or the Spanish Costas. [SL] 
04:50SuperScrimpers Bite-size portions from the series that shows how to scrimp and save in these straitened times. Mrs Moneypenny leads the way with enough money-saving tips to help everyone live for less. 
05:05Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. Players could also double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough to buy it with their winnings? 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Graeme Le Saux is in Dictionary Corner.