This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Thursday, February 11 2016

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Jennie McAlpine is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:45The King of Queens Dog Shelter Carrie learns Doug's parents have been sheltering him from the truth by replacing his beloved dog with look-alike hounds for the last 25 years. 
07:10The King of Queens Taste Buds When Carrie agrees to Arthur's choices for what to eat for dinner and which movie to rent, Doug gets upset that he doesn't get his way. 
07:35The King of Queens Bed Spread When Doug breaks the bed, he and Carrie borrow twin beds to tide them over and quickly discover that having their own space at night gives their marriage a much needed boost. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Slave Ray and Debra inadvertently leave the twins home alone and are impressed with Ally when she takes care of them, so they offer her lots of other work... 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond Whose Side Are You On? After realising that Debra places bets with the kids on his strange behaviour, Ray is disturbed to find out that his own children now think he's a 'doof'. 
09:00Frasier Mother Load (Part 1/2): Just as Niles and Daphne agree to move in together, they are visited by her disruptive, conniving mother and lecherous, leeching brother. 
09:35Frasier Mother Load (Part 2/2): After Frasier boots Daphne's unpleasant brother out of his home, Daphne frets that she will be left alone to deal with her horrendous mother. 
10:05Frasier Juvenilia Frasier is ambushed when he agrees to appear on a seemingly innocent teen-oriented radio show but is then interrogated by the brainy high-school panel. 
10:30Undercover Boss USA Mitchell Modell, CEO of Modell's Sporting Goods, America's oldest family-owned company selling athletics footwear, clothing and equipment, dons a disguise to go incognito in his own firm. 
11:30Four in a Bed Nina and her husband Andy welcome guests to their Scandinavian-style accommodation at The Old Stables, Somerset, where some guests are dubious about the no-shoes policy. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather. 
12:05Four in a Bed Second to host is Morris, who runs Rigsby's Guest House in Hertford. His attempt to entertain his guests at a local zoo isn't a hit with everyone and he also has problems at breakfast. 
12:35Four in a Bed David and Erica, who own The Fairway in Blackpool, bring some classic Blackpool fun to the mix as the group take on some local zombies in a horror walk. 
13:10Four in a Bed Final host of the week is Robin, who runs the converted Dent Station in the Yorkshire Dales. Robin organises a butchery competition, and a few home truths about the group are revealed. 
13:40Four in a Bed The B&Bers meet for one last time to find out what they've been paid and confront their critics. And some of Robin's petty marks over the week are thrown to the group for discussion. 
14:10Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. Players can also boost their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough to buy it with their winnings? 
15:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Jennie McAlpine is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
16:00A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Newly retired Alan and Jackie Patrick from Hampshire are keen to buy a place on the north of Spain's Costa Blanca in the Marina Alta region. Ben Hillman shows them properties for 85,000. 
17:00Come Dine Champion of Champions Singer John McGrath goes up against head of recruitment Gilly Johnson and heating engineer Tony Byrd in a bid to go through to Friday's final and take the Champion of Champions crown. 
18:00The Simpsons Wandering Juvie After Bart scams the town out of wedding presents he is sent to juvenile detention but ends up on the run, chained to a female inmate. 
18:30Hollyoaks John Paul is forced to choose between his heart and his head. Ellie sets her sights on her man, while Simone must make a choice between work and family - what will she decide? 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes weather. 
20:00Location, Location, Location Phil Spencer catches up with a househunter in Hertfordshire and a professional rugby player and his wife who were struggling to keep up with the pace of London's property market. (Ep6) 
21:00Keeping Up with the Khans The series exploring the lives of migrants, and immigration's impact on one community, continues. This episode meets the Roma, including Erik, who dreams of becoming a singing star. (Ep2/4) 
22:00Britain's Weirdest Council Houses This documentary meets council tenants who've made their homes unique and eccentric, from a replica of the Sistine Chapel to the interior of a merchant navy ship in an 11th floor flat. 
23:0524 Hours in A&E Luke has cut his finger and is concerned that it could trigger a seizure; he's had epilepsy since crashing his bike then undergoing brain surgery at St George's, three years ago. (S10 Ep17) 
00:10My Baggy Body This First Cut documentary meets three people who've been left with 'baggy bodies' after losing a combined 43 stone, revealing how they plan to say goodbye to their excess skin. 
01:05Embarrassing Bodies Doctors Christian, Pixie and Dawn catch up with some memorable cases from the award-winning series, including the man who had huge piles, and a mastectomy patient who wanted a new nipple. 
02:00Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon takes Kitchen Nightmares to America, giving some of the worst restaurants Stateside a wake-up call. The venue for this edition is a bijou New York diner, The Mixing Bowl. 
02:50How the Rich Avoid Tax Channel 4 Dispatches Actor Greg Wise goes undercover to investigate tax avoidance, inviting financial advisors to his home to find out how they help wealthy clients minimise their bills. 
03:20Nelson's Navy: Back from the Dead Using cutting-edge forensic techniques on the skeletons of long-dead warriors, this series examines the lives and deaths of historical soldiers. This episode looks at Nelson's navy. [SL] 
04:15Phil Spencer: Secret Agent Phil is in Birmingham trying to sell two tricky terraces on the same street. While Vicky and Phil attempt to clear their kiddie clutter, Phil and Martha-Ann take on their chaotic decor. 
05:10Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. Players can also boost their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough to buy it with their winnings? 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Jennie McAlpine is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.