This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Saturday, October 17 2015

05:25Fifteen to One Sandi Toksvig hosts the iconic quiz in which 15 contestants go head to head competing for the chance to take home 40,000. 
06:15How I Met Your Mother Atlantic City Lily and Marshall are ecstatic to be reunited and plan to elope to Atlantic City to get married. Will their wedding plans go without a hitch? 
06:40Everybody Loves Raymond Season's Greetings Marie is jealous when she receives a letter from a relative saying how wonderful her life is. 
07:05Everybody Loves Raymond Tissues When Debra grudgingly agrees to let Ray be more involved in the daily decision making, he starts shopping for things that he wants. 
07:30Hever Castle Triathlon The final event in the Castle Triathlon Series takes place at Hever Castle in Kent, incorporating elite competition and the world's largest children's triathlon. 
08:00The Morning Line Nick Luck, Frankie Dettori and champions jockey Silvestre de Sousa discuss a great day of racing at Qipco British Champions Day, including four Group One races, in front of a live audience. 
09:00Frasier Bully for Martin Frasier offers his unsolicited help when Martin's boss starts acting like a bully, and Roz talks incessantly about her new love, Roger. 
09:30Frasier Mother Load (Part One): Just as Niles and Daphne agree to move in together, they are visited by her disruptive, conniving mother and lecherous, leeching brother. 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The First Pitch Insufficiency Howard is nervous when Nasa asks him to throw the first pitch at a baseball game. Sheldon claims he and Amy have a superior relationship. (S8 Ep3/24) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Hook-Up Reverberation Raj's honesty about his past comes back to haunt him after his girlfriend Emily gives Penny the cold shoulder. The guys consider an investment. (S8 Ep4/24) 
10:55The Big Bang Theory The Focus Attenuation The guys get together in an attempt to invent something of scientific importance, but only come up with new and enjoyable ways to procrastinate. (S8 Ep5/24) 
11:25The Simpsons The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show Homer gets a job on the Itchy & Scratchy Show, providing the voice of wisecracking surfer dog Poochie, a new character brought in by the network. 
11:55The Simpsons Mr Lisa Goes To Washington Lisa wins a trip to Washington after entering a patriotic essay in a competition, but finds her faith in democracy tested when she arrives in the capital. 
12:30Channel 4 Racing British Championships Day from Ascot. Of six live races, four are Group One, including the Qipco Champions and QEII Stakes, plus 2015's champion jockeys and owner are crowned. 
16:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
16:15Come Dine with Me Glasgow. Business manager Alison hopes to whisk her guests away to the Orient as she tries to recreate the authentic 'Thai experience'. But how good are their chopstick skills? (Ep1/5) 
16:50Come Dine with Me Glasgow. Local butcher Graeme plans to scoop the prize with his meat-fuelled evening. He's playing it safe with cooked-to-order steak, but is it wise to bring butchery to the table? (Ep2/5) 
17:20Come Dine with Me Glasgow. Hairdresser Michelle wants to wow her guests with a menu of exceedingly well-appointed food. But will she outdo yesterday's performance from butcher boy Graeme? (Ep3/5) 
17:50Come Dine with Me Glasgow. Kooky ballet enthusiast and hospitality management student Erwin aims to win with a weird and wonderful evening, full of shocks and surprises. But will it be too much? (Ep4/5) 
18:20Come Dine with Me Glasgow. The final night sees Yvonne plan a journey of science-inspired culinary discovery for her guests. Will great food, sparkling chat and a few revelations win her the prize? (Ep5/5) 
18:45Beautiful Creatures Film (2013) Fantasy romance. A teenager (Alden Ehrenreich) yearns for adventure, and gets more than he bargained for when he meets a new pupil (Alice Englert) with a magical secret. 
21:00It Was Alright in the 1990s Matt Lucas narrates another set of eye-popping clips, this time from the era of cool Britannia where telly boundaries were pushed by the likes of The Word and TFI Friday. 
22:00Gogglebox Britain's favourite opinionated TV viewers share their sharp, insightful, passionate and sometimes emotional critiques of the week's biggest and best shows. (S6 Ep6) 
23:00TFI Friday Chris Evans' seminal cult entertainment show is back with a brand new series. There's music and chat from Take That, Steve Coogan, Slaves and Saoirse Ronan. (Ep 1) 
00:05Scary Movie 2 Film (2001) Gross-out horror-comedy. The survivors of the original gather in a haunted house with their professor (Tim Curry), where they're chased by ghouls. Strong language/sex/drugs/violence. 
01:40Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan Carr continues his new series with guests Rob Delaney, Sharon Horgan, Adam Lambert, Catherine Tate; plus music from Roisin Murphy, who performs Evil Eyes. (Ep6/16) 
02:35Hollyoaks Omnibus Kim reels when her plans backfire. Pete is worried about his sinister secret being exposed. Lindsey is devastated in the wake of her discovery. A dangerous criminal is back in Hollyoaks. [SL] 
04:45Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer revisit house-hunters Trudi and Steve in Yorkshire, and community artist Zena in Luton. 
05:40Kirstie's Vintage Gems Kirstie Allsopp creates some speedy and easy 1960s-style pop art with a spray can. Will her handiwork be the perfect addition to Amber and Colin's cool 60s living room? 
05:45Hugh's 3 Good Things: Best Bites The three main ingredients this time are bream, lime and mint. 
05:551001 Things You Should Know Sandi Toksvig hosts the quiz show in which experts and famous faces ask players questions we should all know the answers to. Questioners include Ade Adepitan and violinist Nicola Benedetti.