This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Thursday, May 7 2015

06:00Countdown In the third of three special episodes where former players return to the show, two high scoring losers come back to try and claim a teapot. Arlene Phillips is the Dictionary Corner guest. 
06:45Will & Grace Advise and Resent Will is unsure whether to go on a blind date set up by his boss. Of course, Jack is on hand with advice on how to be a good blind date. 
07:10Will & Grace Hey La, Hey La, My Ex-Boyfriend's Back When Will's ex-boyfriend Michael returns to town intent on rekindling their relationship, Jack becomes concerned. 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond Debra's Parents Debra invites her divorced parents over for Thanksgiving. When Ray walks in on them making love, he and Debra assume that they are getting back together. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond A Job for Robert Ray becomes jealous when Marie starts treating Robert better than him. 
08:30Frasier Shut Out in Seattle (Part 1/2): Daphne's engagement to Donny upsets Niles, but Peppy from Cafe Nervosa provides a pick-me-up. Frasier keeps getting Faye's name wrong. 
08:55Frasier Shut Out in Seattle (2/2): In the concluding part of the sixth season finale, will any of the Crane men sort out their romantic problems? 
09:25Undercover Boss The co-owner of nationwide retailer Pets Corner, goes undercover in his own business to see if a potentially risky multi-million pound investment to grow the business is likely to succeed. 
10:25Come Dine with Me In Woking and Weybridge, Surrey, the first host is 30-year-old ice cream man, Vincenzo. With a wealth of family recipes at the ready, including a big Sicilian sausage, what could go wrong? 
10:55Come Dine with Me Second to host in Woking and Weybridge is Canadian craft-maker and housewife Sarah Maynard who serves up a three-course Turkish feast. But will the preparation for it be her undoing? 
11:25Come Dine with Me In Woking and Weybridge, Steve Carvill is making home-made pasta and white chocolate panacotta from scratch. Will an evening of flirting, feuding and fun be enough to bag Steve the loot? 
11:55Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather. 
12:00Come Dine with Me It's the turn of dog-mad gardener Sara Gilding to host in Woking and Weybridge. But it's her first dinner party for over 20 years. Will Sara manage to exceed her guests' low expectations? 
12:30Come Dine with Me Children's entertainer Kelly Cummins is the last to host in Woking and Weybridge, and after a pleasant evening, the guests hope that Sara Gilding does not return to her critical ways. 
13:00A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Jasmine Harman embarks on one of her toughest property searches yet, on the Caribbean island of St Vincent, for some house-hunters with uncompromising tastes. 
14:00Channel 4 Racing From Chester. Nick Luck presents Day 2 of the May Festival, which includes the Chester Vase - a good reference of form ahead of the Epsom Derby. 
16:00Posh Pawnbrokers The show that goes behind the scenes of high-end pawn broking. At Nikolas Patrick Pawnbrokers in Kent, Charlie and Sam make a deal on an unusual Mod-themed hearse trike. (S1 Ep4) 
17:00Couples Come Dine with Me In Luton, Shawn and Kendra's menu is inspired by their travels and Canadian heritage. But things don't go to plan when their ice cream curdles and Shawn has an eggy mishap. 
18:00The Simpsons The Secret War of Lisa Simpson Bart and Lisa enrol in military school, but Lisa finds it hard to fit in. Guest starring Willem Dafoe. 
18:30Hollyoaks Tegan questions a friend's motives when he gets too close for comfort. Sienna tries to build bridges with Nico but ends up making things worse. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00The World's Most Extreme: Railways From awesome engineering to extreme environments and thrill-seeking train-surfers, and from the high-tech to the home-made, these are the 10 most extreme railways on Earth. 
21:00C4's Alternative Election Night Jeremy Paxman and David Mitchell present a nine hour feast of comedy and comment, including a special edition of Gogglebox. With Richard Osman, Aisling Bea, Adam Hills and Kayvan Novak. 
21:30The Last Leg Election Special Adam Hills, Josh Widdecombe and Alex Brooker host an election-themed edition, taking a comedic look at the campaign, and returning throughout the night. 
22:00Gogglebox Election Special Jeremy Paxman presents analysis of the Exit Poll before introducing the first of many visits through the night to the cast of Gogglebox. Plus comedy from Romesh Ranganathan. 
23:00Paxman & Mitchell: Alternative... ...Election Jeremy Paxman grills some big political hitters, plus there's more from David Mitchell, Richard Osman, the Gogglebox cast and The Last Leg. 
00:00Alternative Election - The Results Jeremy Paxman leads reaction while the C4 News team around the country guide viewers through the story. Plus David Mitchell, Richard Osman, Cathy Newman and co continue to give their take. 
06:00Countdown Special episode featuring former contestants, and sisters, Olivia Lloyd Potts and Pauline Latham. Gyles Brandreth is in Dictionary Corner.