This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Wednesday, October 29 2014

05:35Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. John Inverdale is in Dictionary Corner. 
06:20The King of Queens Move Doubt Danny and Spence both develop an interest in a beautiful Albanian girl. 
06:45The King of Queens G'Night, Stalker Doug's karaoke performance results in him being pestered by an e-mail stalker. 
07:103rd Rock from the Sun Guilty as Dick While doing a favour for Mary Albright, Dick sprains his ankle and discovers the power of guilt when she feels bad about him being in pain. Harry moves into a tree house. 
07:353rd Rock from the Sun Dick on One Knee Sally's French friend Michel asks her to marry him so he can stay in the United States. As the wedding plans take shape, Tommy finds he has a talent for flower arranging. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond The Letter Debra decides to write a letter to Marie to tell her to stop interfering after ruining her Tupperware party, but a shocked Ray tries to intercept the note. 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond All I Want for Christmas All Ray wants for Christmas is a little loving from his wife, but they can't get any privacy. 
09:00Frasier Roz in the Doghouse After injuring Roz's foot, Bulldog offers her a job as his producer. Though fearful of his advances, she accepts after a falling out with Frasier. 
09:30Frasier Retirement Is Murder When Martin continues his 20-year obsession with solving a murder, Frasier steps in with his own solution: that the killer was a monkey. 
10:00Daily Brunch with Ocado Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer present a hearty mixture of delicious recipes and guests include Marcus Brigstocke, Dick and Dom and Charles Spence. 
11:00The Big Bang Theory The Excelsior Acquisition Sheldon is summoned to court for driving through a red light. He misses the chance to meet Stan Lee and riles the judge. Will he go to prison? 
11:30Come Dine with Me First to host in this brand new competition in Plymouth is van driver Annie Wroe, who has given her menu a racy theme with a risqué name for each course. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather. 
12:05Come Dine with Me Second to host in Plymouth is Suzanne Hyde who's hoping her 'simple' style of cooking can win over her diners. 
12:35Come Dine with Me It's the third day in Plymouth and former sailor Tony Wade hopes to prove he's the best cook in the group with a triple bird roast and a triple chocolate mousse. 
13:05Come Dine with Me Fourth to host in Plymouth is Sarah Joy, who, having witnessed night after night of rows, is hoping to bring a sense of joy to proceedings by rolling out the disco. 
13:40Come Dine with Me It's the final day in Plymouth and the turn of ex-Navy man Charlie, who hopes to get the party spirit going with a pirate evening, complete with fancy dress and a pirate's fish pie. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. John Inverdale is in Dictionary Corner. 
15:00Fifteen to One Sandi Toksvig presents the notoriously tough quiz show as 15 contestants compete to win a place in the Grand Final. 
16:00Deal or No Deal This Halloween is set to be one of Deal or No Deal's most terrifying yet as The Dream Factory is transformed into the horribly haunted village of Little Dealington, with exciting twists. 
17:00Come Dine with Me The third instalment of the competition comes from Basque-born Lorea who's on a mission to showcase the culinary delights of her native home in Spain, commencing with a pink cocktail. 
17:30Coach Trip In Arnhem, Brendan resorts to cheating when the group are handed a tiling challenge at an open air museum. And one tourist sees the light at a skateboarding class in a local church. 
18:00The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror IX Three scary stories including Hell Toupée. It's his third strike, and Snake is sent to the electric chair. Plus, The Terror of Tiny Toon and Starship Poopers. 
18:30Hollyoaks Carmel is cast out by the McQueens when Theresa finds proof that her cousin is causing all her problems. The police pay Freddie a visit, while Blessing makes a brave decision. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00The Supervet Noel meets Lara the cat, who jumped into a removal van, got hit by a car and then attacked by a fox. And a Northern Inuit dog needs a hip replacement, but his owner can't afford to pay. 
21:00Grand Designs Kevin McCloud returns to a unique Japanese-Welsh fusion home in the Wye Valley to see how the improvised building weathered one of the wettest winters on record. 
22:00Barclaycard Mercury Prize Live... ...Winner Announcement: Live coverage of the announcement of the winner of the 2014 Barclaycard Mercury Prize from the Roundhouse in London, hosted by Alice Levine and Nick Grimshaw. 
22:05Grayson Perry: Who Are You? Grayson Perry explores identity as he creates diverse portraits. In this episode he meets the Jesus Army, a white gay couple with a mixed-race son and a couple living with Alzheimer's. 
23:0524 Hours in Police Custody The acclaimed landmark series that goes behind the scenes with Bedfordshire Police continues. It's Saturday night and officers deal with drunken domestic disputes and a booze-fuelled fight. 
00:05Educating the East End This final, heart-warming, episode of the series explores the autism provision at Frederick Bremer School, and meets Year 10 student Christopher, who is on the autism spectrum. 
01:00Vihir Indian Film Season A gentle, thoughtful drama about two young cousins dealing with adolescence and coming to terms with loss. In Marathi with English subtitles. Network premiere. 
03:05Crooks Anonymous Film (1962) British comedy starring Leslie Phillips as a petty thief who's coerced by his girlfriend (Julie Christie) into going straight. But temptation comes his way. [SL] 
04:40Location, Location, Location Phil Spencer and Kirstie Allsopp catch up with cautious first-time buyers Sundeep and Rupreet in Harrow and postcode-picky Hilary and Rob in Hitchin, Hertfordshire. [SL] 
05:35Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. John Inverdale is in Dictionary Corner.