This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Thursday, May 28 2015

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Steve Backshall is in Dictionary Corner. 
06:40Will & Grace Last of the Really Odd Lovers Grace is reluctant to tell Will about her boorish new boyfriend and, likewise, Will doesn't want her to know about his new relationship. 
07:05Will & Grace Sons and Lovers (Part 1): Grace's slovenly beau moves in, much to Will's disgust. Jack is excited to narrow his list of potential fathers down to 12. 
07:30Everybody Loves Raymond Mia Famiglia Ray's oldest living relative, his great aunt Sarina, turns up from Italy to help Ally with a school project about family trees. 
07:55Everybody Loves Raymond Marie's Meatballs Ray asks Marie to teach Debra how to make her famous meatballs to cure his wife's culinary inferiority complex but Ray's plan has consequences... 
08:25Frasier It Takes Two to Tangle Frasier and Niles desperately search for a wealthy patron to lend support to the failing prep school they both attended. 
08:55Frasier Forgotten But Not Gone Frasier resigns from his beloved Wine Club to avoid a conflict of interest when he begins a new radio show about wine. 
09:25Car S.O.S Fiat Fiasco Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend meet Jeremy, who lost his wife and was unable to work after a car accident. Can they give his Fiat Spider a desperately needed makeover? (S1 Ep4/10) 
10:30Come Dine with Me The competition heads to Darlington, where first to host is perfectionist Clair Sherwood-Parkin, who cooks up a Moroccan-inspired feast. 
11:00Come Dine with Me In Darlington, veterinary surgeon James Emson is serving up a mountain of curry. He's also spicing-up the evening with some of the most eye-opening entertainment ever seen. 
11:30Come Dine with Me Next to host in Darlington is bachelor Barry I'Anson, who pulls out all the stops with a love-inspired dinner party. But how will his 'Splashes of Love' dessert go down? 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather. 
12:05Come Dine with Me Glamorous go-getter Charlotte Langley lays on a 'Night with the Stars'. But can she hold it all together to take the award for the best dinner party and the 1000 prize? 
12:35Come Dine with Me The final night in Darlington sees Eseyoma - the self-proclaimed 'Queen of Sheba' - host a right royal knees-up, featuring a Nigerian menu, with an extra helping of glamour on the side. 
13:05A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Norfolk couple Chris and Susan enlist the help of Jonnie Irwin to find them a dream waterfront holiday home in Tampa, Florida, for their whole family to enjoy. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Steve Backshall is in Dictionary Corner. 
15:00Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. Players could also double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough to buy it with their winnings? 
16:00Posh Pawnbrokers In London Road pawnbrokers in Sheffield, boss Nathan and his sister Cherise try to negotiate a deal on a tuk-tuk, and in London, Nathan is doing deals on a classic Silver Clipper caravan. 
17:00Couples Come Dine With Me In Hertfordshire, Sinead and partner Tony lay on a Gaelic feast and there's a non-stop fun factory from Tony as he attempts silly dances, silly jokes and silly accents! 
18:00The Simpsons Large Marge Marge accidentally gets breast implants after mistakenly thinking that Homer was flirting with two businesswomen while he was building houses for the homeless. 
18:30Hollyoaks Porsche is terrified when she finds out Reenie is shortly to be released from prison. Dr S'Avage's meddling has devastating effects for Nico - has the doctor gone too far? 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Born Naughty? The doctors meet Thomas, who finds it hard to socialise and is obsessed with Lego. And two-year-old Jensen hardly eats any solid food. Extensive tests reveal where the problem lies. (Ep3) 
21:00Inside Jaguar: Making a Million... ...Pound Car: In 1963, Jaguar produced 12 Lightweight E-Types. Now their craftsmen are creating six more, costing more than 1 million each and going to specially-chosen customers. 
22:00Seven Psychopaths Film (2012) Comedy thriller starring Colin Farrell, Sam Rockwell, Christopher Walken and Woody Harrelson. A screenwriter gets dangerously mixed up with the Mob. Very strong language/violence. 
00:10The Night Bus This episode meets the tourists and newcomers to London having their first experience of the night bus: a microcosm of the conflicting characteristics that reflect the city itself. (Ep3/3) 
01:05The Job Centre The new series continues. Exuberant agency boss Jane puts on a charm offensive to win back a contract she lost ten years ago. And four of Phil's temp workers fail to turn up for work. (Ep2) 
02:00Damned Designs: Don't Demolish... ...My Home: A Warrington pub landlord, a retiring doctor in Bolton, and an eco idealist in rural Wales battle to save their dream homes from demolition by the council. (S1 Ep2/3) 
02:55Grayson Perry's Dream House Turner Prize-winning artist Grayson Perry creates his riskiest and most personal public artwork yet: a loving tribute to the people he grew up among, his homeland of Essex, and Essex women. 
03:55Unreported World In the disputed territory of Crimea, Marcel Theroux meets Tatar families worried about Russian rule and a young woman who hopes to become the first Tatar winner of Miss Crimea. (Ep8/8) 
04:20Food Unwrapped Jimmy, Kate and Matt revisit some of their most surprising food investigations. How fresh is supermarket fish? Is cheese always off-limits if you want to lose weight? And what's in olives? 
04:45SuperScrimpers Bite-size portions from the series that shows how to scrimp and save in these straitened times. Mrs Moneypenny leads the way with enough money-saving tips to help everyone live for less. [SL] 
05:05Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. Players could also double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough to buy it with their winnings? 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Steve Backshall is in Dictionary Corner.