This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Tuesday, April 29 2014

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Arlene Phillips is in Dictionary Corner. 
06:45Will & Grace My Best Friend's Tush Joan Collins guest stars as one of New York's top interior decorators as she competes for the same job as Grace. 
07:10According to Jim When You Wish to Be a Star Part 1: Dana's first task in her new advertising agency job is to cast the perfect TV family for a commercial. 
07:35The King of Queens Fixer Upper Carrie fixes Doug's buddy Spence up with one of her colleagues, although Doug's not sure if it's such a good idea. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond The Skit At a party Ray and Debra do an amusing impersonation of Frank and Marie, but when the older couple turn the tables on them, Ray and Debra don't find it funny. 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond The Break-up Tape When Debra finds a cassette tape that contains a message from Ray's college girlfriend, she wants to know why he has kept it for so many years. 
09:00Frasier Mother Load (Part One): Just as Niles and Daphne agree to move in together, they are visited by her disruptive, conniving mother and lecherous, leeching brother. 
09:30Frasier Mother Load (Part Two): After Frasier boots Daphne's unpleasant brother out of his home, Daphne frets that she will be left alone to deal with her horrendous mother. 
10:00Undercover Boss USA Mark Mallory, the first directly elected African-American mayor of Cincinnati, poses as an employee in various city services to see just how badly financial cuts are affecting his city. 
11:00Come Dine with Me In Birmingham Matthew Emson hopes to win over his fellow diners with a combination of luxury ingredients, charm and tactical game play. 
11:30Come Dine with Me In Birmingham catering assistant Lorraine Wood has chosen a Mexican theme for her night, including inflatable cacti and a hula-hoop competition. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather. 
12:05Come Dine with Me Birmingham host and young music graduate Sarah Ward owns an extensive collection of doll's houses and plans a Tudor-style dance to entertain her guests. 
12:35Come Dine with Me In Birmingham 42-year-old chatterbox and salon owner Patricia Jones is hoping to impress her guests with an Irish-themed menu and a personal performance of a Celtic classic. 
13:05Come Dine with Me It's the final night in Birmingham and Terence Wallen serves parrot fish and a massage to de-stress his fellow diners. 
13:40A Place in the Sun: Home or Away Richard wants to stay close to family in Devon. Jackie's ideal is Spain. Jonnie Irwin finds tempting Devon properties with gardens, while Jasmine Harman shows why Spain is worth the move. 
14:40Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Arlene Phillips is in Dictionary Corner. 
15:30Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250,000. In a game-changing twist players could now double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough? 
16:30Fifteen to One After an 11-year break, the popular quiz show is back with a brand new look. Sandi Toksvig asks 15 contestants some of the toughest questions on television as they play to win 40,000. 
17:30Come Dine with Me Day two in the Vale of Aylesbury and second to host is 70 year-old cabbie John Feore. John treats his guests to a taste of Ireland, but has he bitten off more than he can chew? 
18:00The Simpsons Bart after Dark Bart gets a job at a burlesque theatre. Several residents are keen customers, but others are less happy to have the showgirls peddling their wares in the town. 
18:30Hollyoaks Patrick's efforts to impress end in humiliation, and Maxine attends her 12-week scan alone. Finn takes his bullying to the next level, while Blessing is hiding something. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Embarrassing Bodies: Live... ...from the Clinic: Dr Dawn lifts the lid on toilet habits and how urine is a good pointer to your overall state of health. And the Embarrassing Bodies truck visits Newcastle. 
21:00Mr Drew's School for Boys In this new series head teacher Stephen Drew from Educating Essex hopes to help 11 unruly boys by enrolling them - and their parents - in a residential summer school like no other. 
22:00The Last Chance School Documentary following three of the most challenging pupils at Muntham House School in West Sussex, which is home to some of the toughest to teach children in the country. 
23:00Coppers The series follows the police responding to emergency calls and reveals some of the trivial reasons people call 999 from mobile phones running out of credit to whose turn it is on the Wii. 
00:00Random Acts Channel 4's nightly short-form arts strand. Mark Cousins and Homer contemplate inbetweenness. 
00:05PokerStars.com EPT London Day 2 of the PokerStars.com EPT London is underway and two of the game's biggest talkers, Phil Hellmuth and Devilfish, are at the centre of the action. 
01:05KOTV Boxing Weekly The main event action comes from the USA, where Ghana's Yakubu Amidu and the USA's Christopher Rudd meet in the 2014 Boxino lightweight quarter-finals. Plus the latest news and results. 
01:35Trans World Sport The show meets former England cricketer Adam Hollioake in Australia, interviews Moroccan athletics legend Nawal El Moutawakel and profiles Irish Paralympic swimmer Bethany Firth. 
02:30Freesports on 4 The final stage of the Freeride World Tour in Verbier Switzerland, where the overall champion of 2014 will be crowned. The skiers and snowboarders have their eyes firmly on the podium. 
03:00Freesports on 4 This programme takes a look back at the 2014 Freeride World Tour season's highlights, revisiting the best bits from each stop on the tour and showing how 2014 saw a changing of the guard. 
03:25British GT Avon Tyres British GT Championship highlights. The 2014 season of the British GT Championship gets under way at the picturesque Oulton Park circuit in Cheshire. 
03:55A Day at the Races A short film capturing the beauty, delights and diversity of one of racing's premier meetings: the Hennessy Gold Cup at Newbury Racecourse. 
04:10Superscrimpers' Challenge Can a style-conscious brother and sister cut their fashion spending? Will two Champagne lovers be converted to 10 herbal cocktails? Plus frugal facemasks and the ultimate decorating tip. [SL] 
05:05Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250,000. In a game-changing twist players could now double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough? 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Arlene Phillips is in Dictionary Corner.