This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Sunday, May 8 2016

05:50The King of Queens Best Man Doug gets jealous of Carrie's childhood 'friend' Todd at his wedding, and Arthur regrets ordering the fish... 
06:15The King of Queens Dog Days Carrie thinks Doug should be tougher with their new neighbours about their dog, which is keeping them awake. And Arthur believes he was the inspiration for Charlie Brown. 
06:40The King of Queens Crappy Birthday When Carrie tells Doug to ignore her 30th birthday, he is more than happy to play along because there's a huge ultimate fighting tournament on TV. 
07:05The King of Queens S'aint Valentine When Arthur attends a dance for singles, he encounters a stranger. 
07:30Everybody Loves Raymond Who's Next? Debra gets annoyed with Ray when he seems pleased that she's picked one of her attractive friends to replace her if she dies. 
07:55Everybody Loves Raymond The Shower Debra gives a bridal shower for Amy, but her good intentions get sidetracked by Marie's overzealous participation. 
08:25IPC Swimming European... ...Championships 2016: Sophie Morgan has the action from Funchal as GB's swimmers take on Europe in the last major meet before Rio. Liz Johnson, Giles Long and Rachael Latham are poolside. 
09:30Sunday Brunch Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer present the food and chat show. Guests include John Barrowman and DJ Clara Amfo, while Kygo and Kodaline perform live in the studio. 
12:30The Simpsons The Wettest Stories Ever Told When the Simpsons' plans for an outing at the Frying Dutchman are scuppered, the family try to salvage the night by telling three tales of disaster at sea. 
13:00The Simpsons Girls Just Want to Have Sums The school gets a new head (Frances McDormand) and a new style when Principal Skinner makes a sexist remark. Lisa impersonates a boy to further her education. 
13:35The Simpsons The Girl Who Slept Too Little The council moves the cemetery next door to the Simpsons' house. Perturbed by her new neighbours, Lisa starts having nightmares. Can she conquer her fears? 
14:05Lilo & Stitch Film (2002) Disney's animated family adventure about an alien creature that crash-lands on Earth, where it's mistaken for a strange-looking dog by the small Hawaiian girl who befriends it. 
15:50The Rescuers Film (1977) Disney's animated adventure about a rescue organisation run by mice, which dispatches two of its finest agents to save a small girl who has been kidnapped by a villainous woman. 
17:25The Tiny Tots Talent Agency This episode looks at the changing face of the children's talent industry. Mia has Down's syndrome and dreams of being a top model. Debi at Bizzykidz is determined to make it happen. (Ep4) 
18:30Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
19:00The World's Most Famous Train This one-off film follows the stories of the staff and passengers on the Venice Simplon-Orient-Express, marketed as the world's most luxurious and romantic train journey. 
20:00Paul Merton's Secret Stations Paul Merton visits more of Britain's railway request stops, including Beasdale, where the Special Operations Executive taught espionage in World War Two, and a Welsh wedding town. (Ep2/3) 
21:00Indian Summers Ralph's life spirals out of control. The announcement of the new Viceroy leaves his ambitions in tatters, and he realises those closest have been conspiring behind his back. (S2 Ep9/10) 
22:00Gogglebox Britain's favourite opinionated TV viewers share their sharp, insightful, passionate and sometimes emotional critiques of the week's biggest and best shows. (S7 Ep12) 
23:058 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts while team captain Sean Lock and Vic Reeves take on guest captain Lee Mack with Sara Pascoe. Alex Horne and the Horne Section join Susie in Dictionary Corner. (Ep6) 
00:10Extract Film (2009) Comedy drama starring Jason Bateman, Kristen Wiig, Ben Affleck and Mila Kunis. A man's life implodes after he takes stupid advice from a friend. Strong language/drugs/sex. 
01:50Come Dine with Me This show comes from Southend, where the first to host is estate agent Adam, who hopes his eclectic menu and some stylish sombreros will be a big hit. 
02:15Come Dine with Me In sunny Southend, Andie's 70s-inspired menu starts badly with a chicken liver pâté unanimously considered by her guests to be 'fowl'. Can Andie claw herself back into contention? 
02:45Come Dine with Me It's Colin's night in Southend. His main course is a retro toad in the hole, but his gravy goes lumpy, and he uses ginger instead of garlic for his garlic baked prawns. 
03:10Come Dine with Me In Southend it's the turn of ex-copper Kerry Tolliday, who is going big on taste with her menu, and has booked a psychic medium for the entertainment. 
03:40Come Dine with Me It's the final day in Southend and beefy butcher Scott plans a hearty, meaty menu. But what happens when Andie decides to confront Scott about his alleged sexist behaviour? 
04:05Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer visit Wiltshire, where house-hunters Vicky and Andy, and Malcolm and Jenny, have very specific and slightly unusual demands for their new homes. [SL] 
05:00Four Rooms Will the dealers offer big money for a telegram about the sinking of the Titanic, a collection of Elton John's suits, a rare printer's chest or a Thomas Weaver painting? 
05:55The King of Queens Court Date Carrie is given a ticket for reckless driving and tries to get out of it by chatting up the policeman who issued it.