This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Saturday, July 4 2015

05:50Draw It! Mel Giedroyc hosts the show in which two teams, made up of one contestant and one celebrity, put their drawing skills to the test. Nadia Sawalha and Anton du Beke begin the series. 
06:15How I Met Your Mother Miracles Ted is knocked over by a taxi after trying to break up with Stella. On his way to the hospital, Barney is also knocked over and breaks every bone in his body. 
06:40How I Met Your Mother Do I Know You? Ted nearly kills Stella by putting peanuts in her dinner - not knowing she has an allergy - and subsequently realises he knows very little about her. 
07:05How I Met Your Mother The Best Burger in New York After Marshall tells the story of the finest burger he's ever eaten, the gang try to find the restaurant where he sampled his first New York burger. 
07:30Mobil 1 The Grid A look ahead to the British Grand Prix at Silverstone, a report from the GT battle at this year's Le Mans 24 Hours, and going sideways at Formula Drift in the USA. 
08:00The Morning Line Rishi Persad and guests are at Sandown with all the news, betting, tips and stories on the Esher course's biggest day of the year, which features the 450,000 Eclipse Stakes. 
09:00Frasier Match Game Frasier hires an attractive professional matchmaker (Laura Linney), but ends up on a string of bad dates. Meanwhile, Niles and Daphne plan a natural birth. 
09:30Frasier Miss Right Now Frasier is disappointed to learn that his attractive matchmaker Charlotte has a boyfriend. 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Russian Rocket Reaction Sheldon's old nemesis Wil Wheaton returns and invites everyone to a housewarming party. Sheldon threatens to 'de-friend' Leonard if he attends. (S5 Ep5/24) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Rhinitis Revelation Sheldon's mother Mary comes to town and soon becomes a firm favourite with his group of friends, much to Sheldon's annoyance. (S5 Ep6/24) 
11:00The Big Bang Theory The Good Guy Fluctuation Leonard doubts his feelings for Priya when he kisses a girl he meets in the comic book shop. The gang pull pranks on Sheldon to celebrate Halloween. (S5 Ep7/24) 
11:25The Simpsons The Cartridge Family After witnessing a riot, Homer decides to buy a gun, but after taking possession of the weapon he starts to use it in a shockingly irresponsible way. 
11:55The Simpsons Bart Star Homer takes over from Ned as the manager of Bart's American football team after forcing him to quit. Guest starring Mike Judge as Hank Hill. 
12:25The Simpsons The Two Mrs Nahasapeemapetilons Marge agrees to pretend to be Apu's wife when his mother visits to set up his arranged marriage, and Homer moves into the Retirement Castle. 
12:55Rude(ish) Tube Rude Tube's naughty little sister is back with the internet's most acrobatic dog, some incredible football freestylers and Jessica Alba in a stare-out contest. 
13:25Channel 4 Racing The team are at Sandown for the course's biggest day of the year, which features the 450,000 Eclipse Stakes, which brings together the best horses of all generations over 10 furlongs. 
16:10Come Dine with Me Llanelli. First to host in south Wales is house-proud Charlotte, whose menu is designed to reflect her personality and who plans a performance from a rugby choir in her living room. (Ep1/5) 
16:45Come Dine with Me Llanelli. It's electrician and bachelor Steve's turn to host. His menu includes lasagne, vegetable soup and some home-made wine. But one of his guests has a shocking revelation. (Ep2/5) 
17:15Come Dine with Me Llanelli. Christine plans to impress her guests with a menu of family favourites and a performance from her number one rock band. The evening features two surprising discoveries. (Ep3/5) 
17:50Come Dine with Me Llanelli. It's retired French teacher Meic's night to host and he plans an authentic French menu. But what will he make of Charlotte turning up wearing an onion necklace? (Ep4/5) 
18:15Come Dine with Me Llanelli. It's the final day of the competition and the turn of teaching assistant Ainsley to host. She wants to educate her guests with an authentic Russian themed dinner party. (Ep5/5) 
18:40Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
19:00Walking Through History Tony Robinson walks through some of Britain's most historic and spectacular landscapes. In this edition, he reveals how Dorset became the unlikely frontline in the war against Hitler. 
20:00Penelope Keith's Hidden Villages Penelope travels through Dorset, Somerset and Wiltshire. She visits Castle Combe, which was voted Britain's prettiest village, and drives a lap around a rural motor racing circuit. 
21:00G.I. Joe: Retaliation Film (2013) Action-adventure sequel with Channing Tatum, Dwayne Johnson, Jonathan Pryce and Bruce Willis. An imposter posing as the US president tries to wipe out the GI Joe soldiers. Violence. 
23:10Terminator 2: Judgment Day Film (1991) Sci-fi thriller. Two robots, sent from the future, seek a young boy - one to save him, the other to kill him. With Linda Hamilton and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Violence/strong language. 
01:45The Last Leg Adam Hills and co-hosts Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker tear into the week's main talking points, joined by a live studio audience and guest Johnny Vegas. (S6 Ep2/11) 
02:40Hollyoaks Omnibus Tony puts Diane in the firing line, while Cindy drops a bombshell on Jason. The Lovedays are terrified when an intruder breaks in and Sienna is plotting revenge. [SL] 
04:45Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners Another edition of Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners. 
05:40River Cottage Bites River Cottage head gardener Mark Diacono demonstrates the five main ways to get your seasonal seedlings off to a flying start. 
05:55How I Met Your Mother I Heart NJ Ted is sick of having to take long trips to New Jersey to see Stella and is aghast when she tells him that she wants to live there once they are married.