This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Friday, September 5 2014

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Janet Street-Porter is in Dictionary Corner. 
06:453rd Rock from the Sun Mary Loves Scoochie (Part 2/2): Dr Neesam declares himself to be Scoochie, author of the love letters received by Mary, but is he using his pursuit of her as cover for a more sinister plan? 
07:103rd Rock from the Sun The Thing That Wouldn't Die (Part 1/2): When Dick tells the other aliens that Mary saw him turn Neesam into a chimpanzee, they all agree that denial is the best method of damage control. 
07:35The King of Queens Holy Mackerel Doug and Carrie start to believe in miracles after Carrie's prayers are answered. And Arthur decides to sell Doug and Carrie's house. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Who Am I? After Ray and Debra spend an evening apart, Ray admits he no longer enjoys his juvenile pursuits with his friends. 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond Robert Needs Money After deciding to lend Robert $1000 when he complains he's struggling, Ray and Debra are surprised when he uses the money for a holiday. 
09:00Frasier The Show Must Go Off Frasier and Niles try to revitalise the career of their boyhood actor idol, only to learn that he stinks. With Sir Derek Jacobi and Patrick Macnee. 
09:30Frasier Sliding Frasier In homage to Sliding Doors, two radically different versions of Frasier's love life unfold. 
10:00Undercover Boss Managing Director Nikki King goes undercover at truck dealers Isuzu Truck UK. In these tough economic times will her visit to the shop floor help Nikki steer the company to greater things? 
11:00Location, Location, Location In the West Midlands, Kirstie Allsopp helps neurosurgeon Naomi escape from a crowded house, while Phil Spencer assists couple Mo and Jon, who want completely different things from a home. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather. 
12:05Celebrity Coach Trip The coach trundles into Linz, Austria, where an experiment at The Museum of the Future fails to discover any activity in Ben Duncan's brain. 
12:35Come Dine with Me This episode in East Lancashire features a mayoress and a spiritualist, quite a lot of kissing, much belching, an unannounced twin and a bizarre twist on moussaka. 
13:40Win It Cook It Today's coveted ingredient is quail and the teams will want to avoid having to cook with kumquats, capers and dried banana. Chef Aaron Craze is on hand to help Simon choose the winners. 
14:10Phil Spencer Secret Agent There's plenty for Phil Spencer to tackle in Newcastle when he tries to sell a five-bed house for Graham, Jane and their horse-loving family. 
15:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Janet Street-Porter is in Dictionary Corner. 
16:00Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. In a game-changing twist players could also double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough? 
17:00Come Dine with Me Four competitive cooks battle it out over four nights in Cardiff that feature a two-pronged tongue, supper in a tattoo parlour, grace before dinner and line dancing. 
18:00The Simpsons In Marge We Trust Homer discovers that a Japanese dishwashing powder company is using his face as its logo. 
18:30Hollyoaks While Esther announces a new business venture to her surprised family, Holly takes control in a bid to save Jason - but is there another surprise in store? 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00The Million Pound Drop Davina McCall guides some new contestants through the seven daunting questions correctly in order to prevent a million pounds cash falling through the Drop. 
21:008 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts as team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by David Mitchell and Roisin Conaty. Phill Jupitus and Joe Wilkinson assist Susie Dent and Rachel Riley. 
22:00The Last Leg The final show in the latest series with Adam Hills and co-hosts Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker takes an offbeat look at the weird and joyful stories of the week with guest Nick Frost. 
22:50Virtually Famous Kevin McHale and team captains Seann Walsh and Chris Stark are joined by celebrity guests Russell Kane, Cheska from Made in Chelsea, Sharon Rooney and Ed Gamble. 
23:40Jimmy Carr: Telling Jokes Jimmy Carr delivers more of his cynical take on life's little absurdities in his trademark deadpan style, recorded at the Bloomsbury Theatre in London. 
00:40Choke Film (2008) Black comedy. Sex-addicted conman Sam Rockwell pays for his mother's (Anjelica Huston) hospital bills via a scam in restaurants. Strong language/sexual scenes. 
02:20Anna & Katy Character-driven sketch show starring acclaimed double act Anna Crilly and Katy Wix, with unique comedy creations, celebrity cameos and daft TV pastiches. 
02:45The Inbetweeners USA Crystal Springs The guys tag along with Jay and his family on a trip to a campsite: a holiday Jay promises will present ample opportunities to meet attractive girls. 
03:10Desperate Housewives And Lots of Security Lynette and Tom's weekend away aggravates their marital problems, and Gabrielle fears that she is being stalked by a strange man. 
03:55Revenge Revolution As the Graysons slowly gain the upper hand, Emily is forced to adopt a new identity in her efforts to expose them. Charlotte receives a mysterious letter. 
04:35Kirstie's Vintage Gems Kirstie Allsopp shows how easy it is to make things for both the home and the important people in our lives. This episode features sugarcraft and a masterclass in perfume-making. 
04:45Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. In a game-changing twist players could also double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough? 
05:40NFL: Rush Zone Animated series that centre around a young football fan called Ish, who must protect shards of a power source called The Core, hidden in various NFL stadiums.