This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Friday, October 24 2014

05:35Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Dave Myers is in Dictionary Corner. 
06:20The King of Queens Vocal Discord When Doug and Carrie see a transcript of one of their arguments, they decide marriage counselling might not be a bad idea. 
06:45The King of Queens Consummate Professional Carrie finds out that Doug once lied to her about getting a job so that she would sleep with him. 
07:103rd Rock from the Sun My Mother the Alien Dick discovers he lacks nurturing skills when he tries to look after Mary Albright's pet fish while she is away at a conference and accidentally kills them. 
07:353rd Rock from the Sun Gobble, Gobble, Dick, Dick The aliens are puzzled by the Thanksgiving holiday, but they invite Mrs Dubcek and her daughter to their first celebration. Tommy visits the local pool hall. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Brother Ray agrees to take Robert out on the anniversary of his divorce, but is disturbed by the brotherly bonding that develops. 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond Mozart To teach Ally a lesson about quitting, Ray resumes the piano lessons with his mother he gave up 25 years ago. 
09:00Frasier The Unkindest Cut of All Frasier hopes to stop Eddie the dog from putting himself about after he finds himself foster-father to a litter of puppies sired by the mutt. 
09:30Frasier The Matchmaker Frasier invites the new station manager home for dinner to fix him up with Daphne. But he thinks it's Frasier who's interested in him. 
10:00Daily Brunch with Ocado Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer welcome guest wordsmith Mark Forsyth who talks them through the latest additions to the Collins Dictionary. 
11:00Jamie's Money Saving Meals Jamie makes a thrifty curry with chicken drumsticks and his frugal but posh beans on toast. 
11:30Come Dine with Me In Medway, Kent, retired granny and experimental cook Nina Gaskell serves cucumber stuffed with corned beef, and gravy with coconut. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather. 
12:05Come Dine with Me It's day two in Medway, Kent, and barmaid Laura Leibo struggles with the stress of hosting. Later on, her guests take part in a robotic dance-off in her kitchen. 
12:35Come Dine with Me Police communications officer Esther Kennedy is third to host in Medway, Kent. Esther has planned a gourmet dinner party menu but her food receives mixed reviews. 
13:05Come Dine with Me In Kent, posh art graduate Patrick Fysh hopes to impress with his molecular gastronomy. But Nina's left speechless by some risqué pictures of Patrick's girlfriend. 
13:40Come Dine with Me In Medway, Kent, cheeky-chappy Michael Dodsworth is keeping it simple in the kitchen, with after-dinner party games, including a piñata, to follow. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Dave Myers is in Dictionary Corner. 
15:00Fifteen to One Sandi Toksvig presents the new series of the notoriously tough quiz show as 15 contestants compete to win a place in the Grand Final. 
16:00Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. In a game-changing twist players could also double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough? 
17:00Four in a Bed It's the last day of the competition and the B&B owners come together to confront their rivals. Tensions run high as the payments are finally revealed and the winner is announced. 
17:30Come Dine with Me Tracy hosts the final night of this new competition from Weston-super-Mare. Her black-tie-and-ballgowns evening is designed around her love of dance, including dance lessons for her guests. 
18:00The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror XVIII Bart helps Kodos to contact his home planet, Homer lives a double life as a government assassin, and Ned Flanders turns the church into a Hell house. 
18:30Hollyoaks As the McQueens begin to doubt Theresa, she fears for her own sanity. Tegan receives some shocking news, while Dennis resorts to extreme measures to avenge Leanne's death. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
19:35Unreported World Unreported World meets some of the thousands of young Russian women moving to China to become models, but finding the work and conditions a lot harder than they had expected. 
20:00Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Shadows The action-packed US drama returns for a second series. Coulson and his agents are now wanted fugitives with limited resources. The team takes on some new members they hardly know. 
21:00Gogglebox Britain's favourite opinionated TV viewers share their sharp, insightful, passionate and sometimes emotional critiques of the week's biggest and best shows. 
22:00Alan Carr: Chatty Man Award-winning star Taylor Swift chats and performs Shake It Off, Scottish comedian Kevin Bridges talks about his autobiography and James Nesbitt discusses his new C4 drama Babylon. 
23:05The Feeling Nuts Comedy Night Jack Whitehall hosts an evening of entertainment full of surprise comedy pairings and seriously awkward conversations to raise awareness of testicular cancer and make the audience laugh. 
00:45Scrotal Recall Jane In a flashback to three years earlier, it's Evie's birthday and she plans to tell Dylan about her feelings for him over a quiet dinner, but the evening gets hijacked by their friends. 
01:10Black Snake Moan Film (2006) Drama. When Rae's (Christina Ricci) husband is sent to Iraq, she goes off the rails, but Lazarus (Samuel L Jackson) helps her find her feet again. Sex/violence/drugs/strong language. 
03:05Very Important People The celebrity impression show that mocks our beloved stars and satirises a culture bamboozled by trivia, gossip and regurgitated ideas. Starring Morgana Robinson and Terry Mynott. 
03:30Phil Spencer: Secret Agent Phil visits Reigate, Surrey, to help recently retired couple Lenny and Mary, who want to return to their roots in Ireland. Can they make all the changes Phil suggests? 
04:25Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer meet two couples hoping to relocate to Surrey, one of the most expensive counties in the country, with one of the pairs looking at East Molesey. [SL] 
05:20River Cottage Bites Bite-sized films from River Cottage showing how to create a range of culinary treats. 
05:35NFL: Hard Knocks This episode reveals a softer side of the colossal men of the Atlanta Falcons, as they indulge their artistic sides with pottery, get a giggle-inducing pedicure and show off their mansions.