This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Monday, September 22 2014

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Deborah Meaden is in Dictionary Corner. 
06:45Will & Grace Cheaters Will believes that his father (Sydney Pollack) is in town to visit him, but Grace sees him on the arm of a woman. 
07:10The King of Queens Taste Buds When Carrie agrees to Arthur's choices for what to eat for dinner and which movie to rent, Doug gets upset that he doesn't get his way. 
07:30The King of Queens Bed Spread When Doug breaks the bed he and Carrie borrow twin beds to tide them over and quickly discover that having their own space at night gives their marriage a much needed boost. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond The Bird Robert and Amy convince their families that it would be fun to spend Thanksgiving together. 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond Jazz Records When the children ruin Ray's dictionary, Frank tells them about the time Ray wrecked his prized jazz record collection. 
09:00Frasier The Guilt Trippers A birthday party for Daphne sets in motion some rather surprising and unexpected events. 
09:30Frasier Moon over Seattle Niles finally convinces Daphne's hard-drinking father in England to return to her harpy-like mother in Seattle. 
10:00Frasier The Ring Cycle Niles and Daphne marry on an impulse while on holiday in Reno but are forced to hide their good news when they return to Seattle. 
10:30Undercover Boss Canada CEOs from Canada's biggest corporations go incognito among their own unsuspecting workforce, including Executive Director Katharine Schmidt of non-profit organisation Food Banks Canada. 
11:30Four in a Bed This competition kicks off at Abbey House in Penrith, Cumbria, where Ian Sugden and his wife Sam treat their guests to an afternoon on the firing range and fancy bacon for breakfast. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather. 
12:05Four in a Bed Lisa Holloway prides herself that Compton House, in Newark, Nottinghamshire, offers guests a home from home. But what do her rival B&Bers think, especially about Lisa's prices? 
12:35Four in a Bed At the White Horse pub and B&B in Ripon, North Yorkshire, Dave and Jo Bate hope the guests will embrace the pub vibe and an afternoon of Morris dancing in front of the ancient cathedral. 
13:05Four in a Bed The competition heads to the Old Farmhouse in Cheshire, where retired teachers Ed and Jane Mitchell have a few shocks in store for some of their guests, not least under Sam and Ian's bed. 
13:40Four in a Bed The B&Bers gather for one last time for Payment Day, to find out who has won and to thrash out their differences. And a heated exchange about cleaning leads to tears. 
14:10Phil: Secret Agent Down Under Phil Spencer returns with more property searches in Australia. This time he helps hard-working Linda and Lee in the suburbs of Sydney and Courtney and Craig closer to downtown. 
15:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Deborah Meaden is in Dictionary Corner. 
16:00Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. In a game-changing twist players could also double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough? 
17:00Come Dine with Me This new episode comes from Essex, where first to host is overly confident foodie James Manders. The fight is on for the prize as competitive James is convinced it's his for the taking. 
18:00The Simpsons Lisa the Drama Queen Lisa befriends Juliet (guest Emily Blunt), an equally talented and clever girl. Together, they create a fantasy world that takes them a little too far from reality. 
18:30Hollyoaks Is Nico about to rumble Patrick's big secret? Dodger takes matters into his own hands, while Myra is a shoulder to cry on for Holly and Dirk. Tom makes a shocking discovery. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Jamie's Comfort Food Jamie takes on three comfort food classics, chicken Kiev, shepherd's pie and spaghetti vongole with a non-traditional pink twist. 
20:30Gadget Man Can Richard Ayoade make himself a brighter man with the aid of gadgets? He enlists Eamonn Holmes and actor Richard E. Grant to help and challenges a memory expert to a contest. 
21:00Derren Brown: Infamous Award-winning Derren Brown presents an extraordinary mix of compelling and thought-provoking entertainment captured live at the Grand Theatre Leeds during his acclaimed tour. 
22:35Jon Richardson Grows Up In this episode Jon and Matt Forde look at our relationshp with money - does it correlate to happiness and if so, how much of the stuff do you need to be a happy grown up? 
23:35NFL: The American Football Show Vernon Kay presents highlights from week three, including all the action from the match-up between blue collar heroes the Pittsburgh Steelers and the exciting Carolina Panthers. 
00:35First Time Farmers Charlie battles bovine TB and potato blight, Ally has lakes of rainwater where his crops should be, and Will and Calum from Gloucestershire do a deal with a local gastro pub. 
01:30She Monkeys Film (2011) Intense Swedish coming-of-age drama focussing on the relationship between two teenage girls who meet at an equestrian gymnastics class. Swedish/subtitles. 
02:55Mammon The Descent Peter tries to find out how financier Tom Lied rose so quickly to become one of Norway's wealthiest men. In Norwegian with English subtitles. 
04:00Sarah Beeny's Selling Houses Sarah gives three vendors in Maidstone, Kent, the chance to check out their rivals' homes, plus a week and 1000 to revamp their properties before she brings round buyers Liz and Lee. [SL] 
04:55River Cottage Bites Bite-sized films from River Cottage showing how to create a range of culinary treats. 
05:05The Million Pound Drop Davina McCall hosts a special edition of the show with Made in Chelsea stars Spencer, Binky and Lucy taking on the Drop in the hope of winning cash for charity 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Deborah Meaden is in Dictionary Corner.