This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Tuesday, March 28 2017

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Dr Phil Hammond is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:45The King of Queens Roast Chicken Doug is roped into making a speech at a party for Carrie's boss, who he hardly knows. 
07:10The King of Queens Fatty McButterpants Doug asks Carrie to tell him how she honestly feels about his weight, but when she does just that, he can't resist getting his revenge by picking faults with her. 
07:35The King of Queens Class Struggle After a night out with some of the lawyers from work, Carrie decides to go back to college. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Robert's Wedding (Part 2/2): Robert and Amy exchange vows in a wedding ceremony that has the Barone family tradition written all over it. 
08:35Everybody Loves Raymond Fun with Debra Debra convinces Ray that he should allow her to join him on the golf course after she realises they don't have fun together any more. 
09:05Frasier Goodnight Seattle (Part 1/2): With Charlotte (Laura Linney) about to leave for Chicago, Frasier is offered a job in San Francisco. 
09:35Frasier Goodnight Seattle (Part 2/2): In the last ever episode of the sitcom, Frasier is feeling lonely on his own in the flat but San Francisco beckons... 
10:05Undercover Boss USA Mike Bloom, President and COO of discount retail chain Family Dollar, dons a disguise to go incognito among his own staff to see where the firm is excelling and where it needs improvement. 
11:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay's target is Sabatiello's, an Italian family restaurant in Stamford, Connecticut, better known for the tantrums of combustible owner Sammy than the quality of its food. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes sport and weather. 
12:05Vet on the Hill Dr Scott tackles a sphynx cat that's become a frisky pest due to raging hormones. He also meets a remarkable teenage animal activist and is roped into looking after a meerkat. (S2 Ep7/8) 
13:05Posh Pawn In Ibiza, Prestige Pawnbrokers boss James appraises a speedboat and a diamond ring that gets him hot under the collar. Plus: boxing memorabilia and a rare purse from yesteryear. (S4 Ep2/6) 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Nina Hossain is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00Fifteen to One Sandi Toksvig hosts the notoriously tough quiz as 15 contestants compete for a place in the final and the chance to be crowned Fifteen to One Grand Champion. 
16:00Sun, Sea and Selling Houses Jim and Chris would like to spend half their time in southern Spain; Spanish Property Choice show them three homes. Baton twirler Tina wants to make a permanent move to the Costa Blanca. 
17:00Couples Come Dine with Me In Liverpool, am dram enthusiasts Ryan and Kitty kick off with an experimental menu, while Karen and Alun try to hold a sophisticated evening, but parts of their menu resemble breakfast. 
18:00The Simpsons Bart the Mother When Bart accidentally kills a mother bird, he feels so guilty that he raises her eggs as his own. But when the eggs hatch, a shock awaits him. 
18:30Hollyoaks Alone with Ste, Leah and Lucas, Amy is still torn about the thought of moving. And Mercedes and Scott are up to no good when they steal the keys for James's flat. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00The Secret Life of the Zoo Can rhino Kifaru - who has arthritic knees - mate with younger, taller and heavier female rhino Malindi? Tapir Jenny falls ill. Widowed porcupine Roxy meets a new, younger mate. (S3 Ep5) 
21:00Mutiny The men face their most desperate challenge yet - life-threatening dehydration - on the final leg of their journey: a 1200-mile voyage to Timor in blistering heat. (Ep5/5) 
22:00Catastrophe Rob returns to his old job at Braeband, while bad news takes Sharon back to Ireland leaving Rob alone to cope. Unhappy with his situation, Chris decides to confront his nemesis. (S3 Ep5/6) 
22:35This Is Us What Now? The Pearson family gather at Randall's house for an unusual party. Kevin and Sophie's relationship deepens. Kate struggles to open up to Toby about her father's death. (Ep17) 
23:30Gogglebox Britain's favourite opinionated TV viewers share their sharp, insightful, passionate and sometimes emotional critiques of the week's biggest and best shows. (S9 Ep5) 
00:30Super Slimmers: Did They Really... ...Keep the Weight Off?: This documentary catches up with six weight loss champions who shed 80 stone between them. And leading scientists reveal the incredible truth about diets. 
01:25Gillette World Sport GWS gets exclusive access to snowboarding superstar Max Parrot at X Games Norway, discovers the precision technique for wakeboarding and finds out what is revolutionising golf in Florida. 
01:50Mobil 1 The Grid Get set for the 2017 F1 season with a profile of Felipe Massa and Daniel Ricciardo talking ahead of his home race in Melbourne. Plus, ice racing, Nascar and 12 Hours of Sebring highlights. 
02:20The Big Spring Clean With the nation's houses shrinking in size and stuffed with things we don't use, Phil Spencer and some tidy specialists address the clutter crisis by helping a family launch a clear out. 
03:15Syria's Disappeared: The Case... ...Against Assad: The hidden story of the tens of thousands of men, women and children who've been disappeared in Syria by the Assad regime, into a network of clandestine detention centres. 
04:10Building the Dream Charlie Luxton's in Pembrokeshire, helping Graham and Dorothy build an upside-down eco-house by the sea. Can they get the job done in just 20 weeks? (S4 Ep8/9) 
05:05Phil Spencer: Secret Agent In Worthing, Phil faces a tough mission helping single mum Zoe to tame her house, which suffers from doggie odour, mess and much clutter. 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Nina Hossain is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.