This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Tuesday, November 4 2014

05:35Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. John Inverdale is in Dictionary Corner. 
06:20The King of Queens Knee Jerk After Carrie accidentally injures Doug, he milks it to avoid helping out with unpleasant jobs. 
06:45The King of Queens Present Tense The Heffernans hate an anniversary gift from the Palmers so much, they stage a robbery to rid themselves of it. 
07:103rd Rock from the Sun Fifteen Minutes of Dick Sally becomes a celeb when she beats up Mark Hamill in a restaurant. Dick is jealous, while as Sally's assistant, Harry becomes obsessed with keeping her on top. 
07:353rd Rock from the Sun Dick and the Single Girl A shy librarian is attracted to Dick, while Sally realises she's attracted to Officer Don because of his uniform. Tommy and Harry write an episode of The X-Files. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Six Feet Under Ray becomes concerned with his own mortality when he discovers that he has shrunk a quarter of an inch and is no longer six feet tall. 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond The Garage Sale Ray is shocked when Debra takes all their baby stuff to a garage sale. He didn't know they had decided not to have any more children. 
09:00Frasier The Innkeepers When Frasier learns that one of Seattle's most famous restaurants is about to close, he visits to say goodbye and in a moment of madness offers to buy it. 
09:30Frasier Dark Victory After counselling his family and friends when all he wants is a little peace, Frasier comes to realise that sometimes you have to put others first. 
10:00Daily Brunch with Ocado Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer present the new series that provides a hearty mixture of delicious recipes, the very best celebrity guests and some brilliantly quirky items. 
11:00Come Dine with Me The culinary competition comes from Leeds where pescetarian first host Catherine Williams is cooking a South American-inspired menu for her guests. 
11:30Come Dine with Me Second to host in this week's Leeds competition is outspoken South African Garth Kirsten-Landman, who hopes his unusual menu - featuring kangaroo meat - will bag him the 1000 prize. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather. 
12:05Come Dine with Me It's day three in Leeds and fun-loving banker Sam Appleby's turn to host. His 'Best of British' themed night features a Henry VIII outfit and a traditional menu with chargrilled lamb. 
12:35Come Dine with Me Company administrator Louise Emmerson hosts on day four in Leeds. She opts for a Mediterranean menu inspired by her former mother-in-law, featuring Madrid chicken and aubergine bake. 
13:10Come Dine with Me It's the final day of the contest in Leeds and the turn of high-flying property developer Diane Jones to host. Her menu features Greek filo pastries and a main of cod in Italian sauce. 
13:40Small Animal Hospital Max the spaniel has suspected meningitis; some lardy Labs go head to head in a weight loss competition; and John comes face to face with some rebellious reptiles. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Sian Williams is in Dictionary Corner. 
15:00Fifteen to One Sandi Toksvig presents the notoriously tough quiz show as 15 contestants compete to win a place in the Grand Final. 
16:00Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. In a game-changing twist players could also double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough? 
17:00Come Dine with Me It's the second day on the Isle of Man, and the turn of retired gardener Eva to host. With her no nonsense attitude - and menu, Eva plans to go all out to bag the 1000 prize. 
17:30Coach Trip Day seven, Magdeburg. After a morning tobogganing one couple's relationship takes a turn for the worse over lunch. 
18:00The Simpsons The Color Yellow When Miss Hoover asks her students to do some research into their family history, Lisa finds an old diary in the attic that was written by her ancestor, Eliza Simpson. 
18:30Hollyoaks Porsche's unexpected arrival is the first of many surprises for the McQueens. Cindy fears for her life. Grace plays cupid for Esther, but will Esther be brave enough to grab her chance? 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners Dann from Nottingham meets Charlotte and Dom in Portsmouth, who haven't cleaned their flat in a year. And Angela visits Lorraine, who hasn't cleaned her kitchen in two years. 
21:00You Can't Get the Staff Caroline plans changes to the staff at the 2000 acre Chavenage House, and American composer Drew Rieger has a housekeeping crisis in Baltimore with an ex-royal butler coming to the rescue. 
22:008 Out of 10 Cats Jimmy Carr hosts the popular panel show alongside team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock. With guests Alex Jones, Alex Brooker, Sarah Millican and James Acaster. 
22:50Gogglebox Britain's favourite opinionated TV viewers share their sharp, insightful, passionate and sometimes emotional critiques of the week's biggest and best shows. 
23:50PokerStars.com Shark Cage Victoria Coren Mitchell, Gus Hansen and Mario Ho try to avoid the dreaded cage. Only the winner will make it to the final, where there's $1,000,000 on the line. 
00:50Trans World Sport The magazine show that explores the planet's vast array of sports and tells the story of some of our greatest sportsmen and sportswomen. 
01:45KOTV Boxing Weekly The best boxing action and features for 2014, plus the latest news and results. 
02:10Cycling: Revolution Series Action from Round 1, at the Lee Valley VeloPark in London, of the UK's leading international track cycling competition, taking place across six rounds in Manchester, Glasgow and London. 
03:05Helly Hansen Beauty and the... ...Beast Marathon: This gruelling off-road marathon takes place at the West Wycombe Park in Buckinghamshire, and attracts all abilities, from elites to those in search of a true challenge. 
04:00Phil: Secret Agent Down Under In Sydney, Phil Spencer sees that finding Linda and Lee Morrell their ideal des res is not easy. Linda's wish list contains everything from sea views and a pool to room for a home theatre. 
04:55Hugh's 3 Good Things: Best Bites Highlights from Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall's show based on his simple formula for great cooking - three main ingredients. 
05:05Win It Cook It Cookery quiz presented by chef Simon Rimmer. Teams stand to win duck breast, butternut squash and rhubarb. Get it wrong and they'll be cooking with marmalade, crisps and pickled walnuts. [SL] 
05:35Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Sian Williams is in Dictionary Corner.