This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Wednesday, April 1 2015

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Chris Packham is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:45The King of Queens Cheap Saks Carrie agrees to befriend Doug's annoying ex-girlfriend (guest star Janeane Garofalo), and Spence agrees to go on a date with a man. 
07:103rd Rock from the Sun Tom, Dick and Mary When Tommy forms an attachment to Mary, Dick immediately becomes jealous. Dick thinks that Harry is watching too much television and orders him to stop for a week. 
07:353rd Rock from the Sun Jailhouse Dick Dick bets Officer Don that he can rehabilitate a petty criminal more effectively than the justice system. Tommy suggests short cuts when Harry tries to write a book report. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Frank Goes Downstairs After hurting themselves during a tryst, Ray and Debra say they fell down the stairs. But after Frank gets hurt doing some DIY they begin to feel guilty. 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond Jealous Robert Debra and Marie's good intentions backfire when they try to drive Robert back into Amy's arms - and find out that Amy and Gianni are hitting it off. 
09:00Frasier The Impossible Dream When Frasier is awakened night after night by a recurring dream, he becomes obsessed with its true meaning and searches for an answer. 
09:30Frasier The Crane's Critique While enjoying a quiet coffee, Frasier and Niles realise they are sitting next to one of America's most famous authors. 
10:00Undercover Boss Canada Malcolm Moffat, Executive Vice President of Sunnybrook, Canada's largest single-site hospital, works incognito among his own staff to see how support services keep things running smoothly. 
11:00The Restoration Man George Clarke advises artist Sarah in Kent, and ex-army man Barrie in Scotland, both of whom own derelict military towers and dream of converting them into unique homes. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather. 
12:05Come Dine with Me Abroad The competition to throw the perfect dinner party reaches the southern suburbs of Cape Town. Menus feature zucchini soup, crispy duck breasts, oxtail stew and apple tart. 
13:05A Place in the Sun: Home or Away Jasmine Harman and Sara Damergi help best friends Mary-Rose Cross and Jane Murison choose between Oban in Scotland and Lake Viñuela in Spain. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Chris Packham is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. Players could also double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough to buy it with their winnings? 
16:00Come Dine with Me Senior manager Jayne Stonely, nursery worker Amanda Stevens, millionaire Nigel Smith and bakery manager Russell Murphy compete in a week that includes flashy cars and an esoteric menu. 
17:00Four in a Bed The competition continues in Wales, where at Hidden Valley Yurts, Peter and Amanda want to give their guests a taste of the great outdoors, but not everybody's up for it. 
17:30Coach Trip The group get up close and personal in Brno at a contact improvisation class - with some finding it more pleasurable than others, but everyone is feeling rotten after a tear jerking vote. 
18:00The Simpsons Four Great Women and a Manicure While visiting a nail salon for a manicure and pedicure, Marge and Lisa discuss whether or not a woman can be clever, powerful and beautiful simultaneously. 
18:30Hollyoaks Ziggy's faced with an impossible decision. Diane's search for justice has frightening consequences. Cindy spies a new romance, while Sienna schemes a way out of the psychiatric unit. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
19:55Party Election Broadcast A party election broadcast. 
20:00Three in a Bed There's 'angel eggs', perky petals, chocolate, and steep prices, as three more B&Bs battle it out, from Glastonbury to Bournemouth and Shropshire. (S4 Ep3/6) 
21:0024 Hours in A&E This episode meets patients and families looking to the future rather than dwelling on the past. Scott, who was diagnosed with schizophrenia as a teenager, has badly cut his knee. (S8 Ep13) 
22:00First Dates The new series continues. Will historical re-enactor Rory's Viking beard knowledge impress cross-stitcher Maddie? And is fireman Rich beautician Steph's knight in shining armour? (S3 Ep5/9) 
23:00One Born Every Minute The new series continues. Sixteen-year-old Reve has to cope with her mum's and unborn baby's life-threatening illnesses. Glamorous morris dancer Laura's labour slows dramatically. (S7 Ep3) 
00:0516 Kids and Counting The parents of two supersized broods struggle to decide when to jump off the baby making roller coaster. Amanda Allan thinks 11 is enough, but her pigeon-breeder husband Tony wants another. 
01:05Mary Portas: Secret Shopper Mary heads to the Suffolk seaside town of Lowestoft to take on her biggest challenge yet. She's working with Godfreys, a huge family-run department store with a shocking overdraft. (Ep2/4) 
02:00It's Kind of a Funny Story Film (2010) Darkly comedic drama. When stressed teenager Craig (Keir Gilchrist) starts to contemplate suicide he seeks medical help, with unexpected consequences. [SL] 
03:45Phil Spencer: Secret Agent In Radcliffe, Greater Manchester, Phil meets the Young family, who have outgrown their home. He gives them advice on how to prepare the house for an open viewing in just two weeks' time. 
04:35Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. Players could also double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough to buy it with their winnings? 
05:30The Common Denominator Phil Spencer hosts the quiz where three contestants try to find the link between seemingly random clues in the hope of winning £10,000. 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Chris Packham is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.