This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Friday, November 28 2014

05:35Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Len Goodman is in Dictionary Corner. 
06:20The King of Queens S'aint Valentine Arthur meets a stranger at a singles dance. 
06:45The King of Queens Court Date Carrie is given a ticket for reckless driving and tries to get out of it by chatting up the policeman who issued it. 
07:103rd Rock from the Sun I Am Dick Pentameter! Dick is madly in love with literature professor Dr Jennifer Ravelli and enchanted when she speaks to him in rhyme. Sally, Harry and Tommy rearrange the furniture. 
07:353rd Rock from the Sun D3 Judgment Day: Dick realises that his romantic unavailability is making him more attractive to Mary. Don tries to teach Sally to bowl but finds her unorthodox style somewhat alarming. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond The Tenth Anniversary When Debra discovers that Ray taped over their wedding video with the SuperBowl, he has to go to extreme lengths to make it up to her. 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond Hackidu Ray shows an interest in Ally's 'Hackidu' trading card hobby but inadvertently gives away her favourite 'Scramisaur' card. 
09:00Frasier Roz's Turn When a spot opens up at the radio station for a new talk show host, Roz decides that it's her turn to host her own show. 
09:30Frasier Ham Radio Frasier's attempt to produce a live, 1940s-style radio drama for KACL's 50th anniversary proves disastrous when Niles takes matters into his own hands. 
10:00Daily Brunch with Ocado With guests Jools Holland, Mensa chairperson Jenny Gill, and badminton couple Chris and Gabby Adcock. 
11:00Jamie's Comfort Food Jamie makes lasagne with roasted duck, the ultimate bacon sarnie, and Mexican huevos rancheros - eggs cooked with a spicy tomato salsa, black beans, avocado and a soft tortilla. 
11:30Come Dine with Me This show comes from Southend, where the first to host is estate agent Adam, who hopes his eclectic menu and some stylish sombreros will be a big hit. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather. 
12:05Come Dine with Me In sunny Southend, Andie's 70s-inspired menu starts badly with a chicken liver pâté unanimously considered by her guests to be 'fowl'. Can Andie claw herself back into contention? 
12:35Come Dine with Me It's Colin's night in Southend. His main course is a retro toad in the hole, but his gravy goes lumpy, and he uses ginger instead of garlic for his garlic baked prawns. 
13:05Come Dine with Me In Southend it's the turn of ex-copper Kerry Tolliday, who is going big on taste with her menu, and has booked a psychic medium for the entertainment. 
13:40Come Dine with Me It's the final day in Southend and beefy butcher Scott plans a hearty, meaty menu. But what happens when Andie decides to confront Scott about his alleged sexist behaviour? 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Len Goodman is in Dictionary Corner. 
15:00Fifteen to One Sandi Toksvig presents the notoriously tough quiz show as 15 contestants compete to win a place in the Grand Final. 
16:00Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. In a game-changing twist players could also double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough? 
17:00Come Dine with Me In Darlington, Audra plans to win over her guests with genuine Italian cuisine, and as it's her birthday, she's intent on having a party! But things get out of hand in a cake competition. 
17:30Coach Trip A ferry brings the coach to Helsinki where the group enjoy a husky ride before partaking in a spot of wife-carrying. At the vote a friendship is betrayed which causes tears before bedtime. 
18:00The Simpsons Moms I'd Like to Forget Marge is inspired to reconnect with her old friends, a formerly tight-knit group called The Cool Moms, but Bart's playdates with their sons soon stop being fun. 
18:30Hollyoaks Will Cameron's efforts to protect his family be enough? Jason's relief when the boxing match is cancelled is short-lived as Robbie steps in to help, and Rick gets a money-spinning idea. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
19:55Turner Prize at 30 The last of five short films exploring the significance of the Turner Prize. This episode showcases 1999, when Steve McQueen won and Tracey Emin was another of the finalists. 
20:00Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. A Fractured House The world turns against S.H.I.E.L.D. when Hydra impersonates them to attack the United Nations, and an unexpected enemy leads the charge to bring about their downfall. 
21:00Gogglebox Britain's favourite opinionated TV viewers share their sharp, insightful, passionate and sometimes emotional critiques of the week's biggest and best shows. 
22:00Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan's guests tonight are Russell Brand, Rafe Spall, Warwick Davis and Jim Broadbent and French DJ superstar David Guetta. Plus music from Kiesza who performs her hit, Hideaway. 
23:05Toast of London High Winds Actor After the death of his friend Axel Jacklin, Britain's finest exponent of acting in high winds, Toast finds himself in demand for dramatic roles, but there's a catch... 
23:4030 Days of Night Film (2007) When 30 days of darkness fall on a small Alaskan town, a horde of ravenous vampires descend. Can the sheriff (Josh Hartnett) save the townsfolk? Gory violence/strong language. 
01:40Boss The Conversation Kane's alternative treatment seems to have worked and he's back in control of the city. Meredith moves decisively into her role as Chicago's First Lady. 
02:40Boss Consequence Kane keeps the city from bankruptcy by forming alliances with enemies on the council but must decide whether he is prepared to make more serious concessions. 
03:40Phil: Secret Agent Down Under Phil Spencer helps hard-working Linda and Lee in the suburbs of Sydney, and Courtney and Craig, to find their perfect antipodean pads. 
04:35Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer catch up with two sets of house-hunters: Paul and his American bride Alissa in Windsor; and Malcolm and Jenny in Wiltshire. [SL] 
05:30Kirstie's Vintage Gems Kirstie Allsopp brings the swinging 1960s to Amber and Colin's seaside pad in Edinburgh's Portobello. 
05:50NFL: Rush Zone Animated series that centres on a young football fan called Ish, who must protect shards of a power source called The Core, hidden in various NFL stadiums.