This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Friday, September 30 2016

05:10Location, Location, Location In the West Midlands, Kirstie Allsopp helps neurosurgeon Naomi escape from a crowded house, while Phil Spencer assists couple Mo and Jon, who want completely different things from a home. [SL] 
06:053rd Rock from the Sun Mary Loves Scoochie (Part 1/2): While poking around in Mary's dresser, Dick finds love letters signed by a secret admirer named Scoochie, but Mary insists she doesn't know who Scoochie is. 
06:303rd Rock from the Sun Mary Loves Scoochie (Part 2/2): Dr Neesam (guest star John Cleese) declares himself to be Scoochie, author of the love letters received by Mary, but is this cover for a sinister plan? 
06:55F1 Malaysian GP Practice 2 Live Lee McKenzie introduces the second practice session in Malaysia. Mercedes topped all three practices last year but it was Ferrari's Sebastian Vettel who went on to a surprise race win. 
08:40Frasier The Fight before Christmas An apprehensive Daphne believes Niles is finally going to reveal his true feelings for her. Frasier throws a poorly attended party. 
09:10Frasier Winnebago Show Frasier and Niles are forced to spend their Millennium New Year driving to Sun Valley in Martin's Winnebago. 
09:40Frasier They're Playing Our Song Frasier goes all-out when he's inspired to write a new theme for his radio show. 
10:05Undercover Boss USA Jeff Young, co-owner of custom signs company Yesco, puts on a disguise to go undercover in his own business and meets staff who have suffered misfortunes but remain dedicated to their jobs. 
11:00Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay tackles a struggling seafood restaurant in Manhattan. The Black Pearl is hampered by debts, kitchen problems and three different owners who are all trying to run things. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather. 
12:05A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun Elaine and Nicos Nicolaou fell in love with Kefalonia, and are looking to get back to their Greek roots by buying a property there. Jasmine Harman shows them five properties for 60,000. 
13:05Posh Pawn James visits Lanzarote and a wine collection that may be worth a million Euros. Meanwhile, an aspiring 23-year-old gastro pub owner wants to secure a loan against a 250,000 Bentley. (Ep5) 
14:10Find It, Fix It, Flog It The series that sets out to restore and make a profit from unwanted items. Simon re-purposes some old suitcases while Henry gives an old dresser some serious bling. 
15:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Helen Fospero is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent 
16:00A Place in the Sun: Home or Away Juliette and Jonathan Cottam are selling their London home to retire elsewhere, but are torn between Devon and the Dordogne. Jasmine and Laura are on hand to help out. 
17:00Couples Come Dine with Me In East Kent, dinner party veterans Mike and Helenor kick off with a sophisticated menu including wild garlic from the local churchyard and a risky bonus ingredient of sweetbread. 
18:00The Simpsons Margical Mystery Tour When the Springfield Library doesn't have enough books to help the kids in their research papers, Marge steps in with some verbal anecdotes on historical figures. 
18:30Hollyoaks Celine prepares to walk down the aisle, Liam and Jesse party in the Loft, and a huge secret is revealed. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
19:30Unreported World Krishnan Guru-Murthy reveals the catastrophic effect of a Saudi-led coalition's bombing campaign in Yemen, with millions of people consequently facing starvation. (Ep1/8) 
20:00Jamie's Super Food Jamie Oliver travels to South Korea and Switzerland. He cooks breakfast doughnuts, mussels with pesto, and apples with pork meatballs for a perfect family meal. (S2 Ep2/8) 
20:30Travel Man: 48 Hours in Helsinki Actor Paul Rudd joins Richard Ayoade to discover Finland's seaside capital Helsinki. Expect a time-efficient exploration by kayak, a good steaming in the city's saunas and salty sweets. 
21:00Gogglebox Britain's favourite opinionated TV viewers share their sharp, insightful, passionate and sometimes emotional critiques of the week's biggest and best shows. (S8 Ep2) 
22:00The Lie Detective Deception expert Dan Ribacoff brings couples and exes together for the most honest conversation of their lives. Here, bad lad Jonny tries to persuade his ex that he's a good guy now. (Ep2) 
22:50First Dates Can meat-loving teacher Marie control her sledgehammer wit when she finds out that her date, Davin, is a vegan? Sexagenarians Lynda and Philip both like younger men. And DJ Tom is back. 
23:55World of Weird Ayo Akinwolere meets members of America's vampire community. Vicky Pattinson checks out full-body lycra, Japanese-style. Joel Dommett meets an artist who paints with his penis. (S1 Ep1/6) 
00:55Her Film (2013) Sci-fi romance starring Joaquin Phoenix. A man falls in love with his computer's artificially intelligent operating system. With the voice of Scarlett Johansson. Strong language/sex. 
03:05Humans In episode two of the original drama series, Laura feels increasingly threatened by the presence of Synth Anita, and Leo's quest for information takes him to dangerous places. (S1 Ep2/8) [SL] 
04:00Phil Spencer: Secret Agent Phil Spencer is on the Mersey, trying to sell beautician Sandy's problem property, that's overrun with dogs and some over-the-top French furniture. 
04:55Kirstie's Fill Your House for Free Kirstie Allsopp and the team help Jasbinder, a single mother from west London, with a new bedroom for two of her kids and a refurb for the bathroom and front garden. 
05:15Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Helen Fospero is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:00Motor Sport: GT Academy Reality show following motor sports fans as they are given the chance to go from armchair gamer to professional racing driver by attending the grueling and competitive GT Academy.