This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Wednesday, April 8 2020

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Al Murray joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. 
06:30Cheers The Executive's Executioner Norm's boss makes him an offer he can't refuse: accept a promotion or lose his job. So Norm finds himself in charge of firing other employees. (S3 Ep21/25) 
06:55Cheers Cheerio, Cheers Diane decides to leave the bar and travel to Europe with Frasier. She wishes Sam would stop her from going, but he's too busy organising her farewell party. (S3 Ep22/25) 
07:20The King of Queens China Syndrome (Part 2/2): The last ever episode. On the flight to China, Doug and Carrie realise that home is where the heart is, but there's another surprise in store. 
07:45The King of Queens Pilot US comedy about Doug, a New York postman who is king of his castle. Life is good with his loving wife Carrie and prized new TV, but then his recently widowed father-in law moves in. 
08:10Everybody Loves Raymond Robert's Rodeo When Robert is injured in the line of duty, Ray realises that he is partly, although unwittingly, responsible. 
08:40Everybody Loves Raymond The Tenth Anniversary When Debra discovers that Ray taped over their wedding video with the Super Bowl, he has to go to extreme lengths to make it up to her. 
09:10Frasier Sweet Dreams Frasier puts his job on the line by refusing to read out an advertisement on air for the radio station's new sponsor. 
09:40Frasier Good Grief Frasier's unemployment situation brings about various emotional responses, including denial, anger and depression. 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay visits Charlie's Italian Bistro in La Verne, southern California, where the decor is more authentically Italian than the soggy pasta on the menu. 
11:00Come Dine with Me In Sheffield, student Dylan - who lacks glassware and cutlery, and uses the top of his bin as a makeshift bar - takes on party girl Lynsey, confident Jamie and fashion designer Charlotte. 
12:00Live: The Steph Show Steph McGovern presents the brand-new daily programme live from her living room, with the latest information to help us navigate these unique times and special guest Jason Manford. 
13:05Posh Pawnbrokers In Kent and Sheffield, the pawnbrokers consider deals on a signed David Bowie guitar, a pair of vintage cars, some rare high heels and an unopened bottle of champagne from 1952. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Al Murray joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. 
15:00A Place in the Sun Paul and Zung from Kent are about to realise their dream of moving to the Dordogne in France. Ben Hillman lines up five of the region's most stunning properties for their 300,000 budget. 
16:00Escape to the Chateau: DIY Emma and Paul prepare for their biggest booking ever, Mariam and Johnno transform their chateau's grand salon, and Karen and Paul aim to transform the old stable and coach house. (S4 Ep13) 
17:00Four in a Bed The third visit of the week is to Stoneleigh House Boutique Hotel in Buckingham run by friends Jane Parslow and Rachel Rawding. But can they impress despite forgetting their guests' names? 
17:30New: Jamie: Keep Cooking and... ...Carry On: Jamie Oliver shows us some incredible recipes, tips and hacks tailored for the unique times we're living in. (Ep13) 
18:00The Simpsons Homer's Enemy A new employee at the power plant who has struggled to build a decent life is incensed that someone as foolish as Homer could appear so affluent. 
18:30The Simpsons The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase Troy McClure hosts a vision of the future of the Simpsons, in which Chief Wiggum becomes private detective Wiggum, P.I. 
19:00Channel 4 News Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather. 
20:00New: Location, Location, Location In London, Kirstie gives Ros and Hannah the confidence they need to get what they want, and Phil helps Emma and Karthik, who have moved from Singapore, find their perfect home. (S34 Ep4) 
21:00New: Coronavirus: How Britain... ...Is Changing - Dispatches: Dispatches investigates how the coronavirus outbreak is changing Britain in the long term, for better or worse, and from a fall in pollution to economic policy. 
22:00New: Feel Good Comedy about love and addiction. Mae apologises to her parents for her past transgressions as an addict. But if she's expecting anything in return, she's going to have a long wait... (Ep4) 
22:30The Great Celebrity Bake Off... ...for Stand Up To Cancer: The celeb bakers tackle a signature sandwich biscuit, a sweet bread-based technical and a cake showstopper revealing their favourite guilty pleasure! (S3 Ep5) 
23:45A Day in the Life of... ...Coronavirus Britain: How is the country functioning under the shadow of the coronavirus? This film touches on the funny and the poignant, and gauges the impact of CV19 on Britain. [SL] 
00:40Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay visits Long Beach, California, to save a failing Italian family restaurant that opened in 1958 and is now under the misguided leadership of the eldest son, Nino. 
01:35The Supervet Professor Noel Fitzpatrick takes on an incredibly challenging case with Bella the injured boxer, who needs stem-cell scaffolding. A convoy of hedgehogs arrive with broken legs. (S9 Ep3/11) 
02:30Grand Designs Australia A young family take a sustainable, economical approach to creating a compact, simple and modest home on a shoestring budget at Ocean Shores in New South Wales. (S7 Ep5) 
03:25Couples Come Dine with Me In Wiltshire, Andrew and David host a ritzy affair, but Andrew's celebrity name-dropping fails to impress, and the guests are horrified by David's collection of Victorian hair clippings. 
04:20Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help two sets of first-time buyers who are struggling to find homes in Southampton and the New Forest. 
05:15Beat the Chef A gastronomic gambler hopes to beat a seasoned pro with their version of fish and chips. Whose batter will be crisp and golden, and which chips are best - twice or triple-cooked? (Ep4) 
05:40Kirstie's Handmade Treasures At the Devon County Show, Kirstie Allsopp learns about beekeeping and beeswax candles, discovers the secret of home-made hand scrub, and tries her hand at crafting silver clay jewellery. 
05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Al Murray joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.