This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Wednesday, July 24 2019

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Rory Bremner is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:25Cheers Look Before You Sleep Sam can't go home when his apartment block is fumigated. Locked out of the bar, he needs a place to stay but turns down Rebecca's offer to put him up. (S11 Ep20/29) 
06:55Cheers Woody Gets an Election Frasier has a bet against Sam that Woody would get at least 10% of the vote if he ran for city councillor. But then Woody's opponent suffers a scandal. (S11 Ep21/29) 
07:20The King of Queens Roamin' Holiday: Doug tries to sabotage Carrie's plans to invite her friend Susie and her boring husband Mike to stay over Thanksgiving. 
07:45The King of Queens Sparing Carrie Doug and Carrie's bowling friends tell Doug he has to fire Carrie from the team. 
08:10Everybody Loves Raymond High School Ray accompanies Debra to a high school reunion, where he is unmasked as a former nerd and, worse still, Debra was one of the cool kids who used to tease him. 
08:40Everybody Loves Raymond The Letter Debra decides to write a letter to Marie to tell her to stop interfering after ruining her Tupperware party, but a shocked Ray tries to intercept the note. 
09:10Frasier Dinner Party Frasier and Niles decide to throw a dinner party but can't agree on which guests they should invite along to the event. 
09:40Frasier Taps at the Montana Niles wants his apartment back but must face up to both the snooty neighbours who think he is a menace and the person who is renting from him. 
10:10The Big Bang Theory The Proton Regeneration Sheldon goes head-to-head with Wil Wheaton as they compete for the role of the new Professor Proton when the TV series has a reboot. (S11 Ep6/24) 
10:35The Big Bang Theory The Geology Methodology Sheldon and Bert collaborate on a research project, although Sheldon feels embarrassed to be associated with the study of geology. (S11 Ep7/24) 
11:00The Simpsons The Call of the Simpsons The family go camping but drive off the edge of a cliff and have to fend for themselves in the woods where Homer is mistaken for Bigfoot. 
11:30The Simpsons The Telltale Head Bart steals the head of the Jebediah Springfield statue, little realising quite how much it will upset the townspeople. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05A New Life in the Sun Time is running out for one man to make a profit in St Tropez. In Spain a British couple need a licence for their restaurant. And in France, can one expat cope on his own? (S4 Ep8) 
13:05Posh Pawnbrokers At London Road, Sheffield, Dan is wowed by a stunning Indian diamond bracelet. And in London, Patrick is bewitched by a charming mechanical singing bird. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Rory Bremner is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun Singer Cliff and beautician Angela think Cabo Roig in Spain is the perfect place for a holiday home for them and their four grown up children. Laura Hamilton shows them five great options. 
16:00The 100K Drop Friends Elaine and Maria, from Wallsend, and Craig and Kieran, a couple from London, join Davina McCall to take on the drop. Can either pair walk away with the cash? (S3 Ep8) 
17:00Come Dine with Me Cardiff/South Wales It's the turn of radio host Rachel. Things get off to a bad start when she almost loses her voice, but she still expects her Indian menu to bag her the grand. (Ep3/5) 
17:30The Simpsons Homr Homer invests all the family's money in a company that makes 'Animotion' machines. After the company declares bankruptcy, Homer becomes a human guinea pig to raise some cash. 
18:00The Simpsons In the Name of the Grandfather In an effort to make his father happy, Homer takes the family to Ireland so that Grandpa can visit quaint village pub O'Flanagan's for one last beer. 
18:30Hollyoaks Sienna is in disguise, while Marnie tries to talk some sense into James. Liam confesses his feelings for Mercedes. Tom is laying down the law, and Sienna has a proposition for Liberty. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00New: Orangutan Jungle School The Jungle School team races to rescue a baby orangutan. Three-month-old Monita joins the other orphans at the school, including Alba, the world's only known albino orangutan. (S2 Ep1) 
21:00New: Holidays From Hell: Caught... ...on Camera: Jaw-dropping footage of hellish holidays filmed by the public. From funny to dramatic, these nightmarish experiences are told by those who survived to tell the tale. 
22:00New: GameFace Marcella deals with the fallout of her date with Jon. She confronts Simon about his wife's behaviour. And after a life coach session, she decides to visits her agent Pam. (S2 Ep2/6) 
22:35New: Generation Porn This episode visits a high-tech Parisian sex-doll brothel, and meets Cindy Gallop, whose 'real world sex' site combats porn's negative effects, and gardener-turned-pornographer Jason. (Ep3) 
23:35First Dates Make-up artist and model Danni meets bar manager Aiden, the tallest man to ever enter the First Dates restaurant. Meanwhile, Sachen and Priya discover that they've met before. (S11 Ep4) 
00:35Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon heads to Mexican restaurant Mama Rita's in Newbury Park in Southern California in an endeavour to bring new ideas to the business. 
01:25The Simpsons What Animated Women Want Homer tries to think of a way to save his marriage when Marge grows fed up with his selfishness. Milhouse adopts a bad-boy persona to attract Lisa. (S24 Ep22/22) 
01:50The Simpsons Tree House of Horror XI Homer receives a very scary horoscope, while Bart and Lisa are banished to the forest, where they find a house made of gingerbread... 
02:15Catch-22 Drama based on Joseph Heller's seminal novel. Reeling from a violent tragedy, Yossarian encounters incomprehensible darkness in Rome, and is faced with an impossible choice. (Ep5/6) [SL] 
03:05Ackley Bridge Rukhsana gets revenge on her controlling brother but is left to fend for herself when he walks out and the debt collectors come knocking. (S3 Ep6/8) [SL] 
04:00Jamie and Jimmy's Friday Night... ...Feast. Jamie Oliver and Jimmy Doherty's end-of-the-pier cafe opens again. The new series kicks off with Doctor Who's Jodie Whittaker, a perfect pork roast, and a DIY barbecue. (S6 Ep1) 
04:55The 100K Drop Davina McCall is joined by Abbie and her father Paul from Chelmsford, and sisters Laura and Tanya from Chorley. Will either pair manage to take home the money? (S3 Ep7) 
05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Rory Bremner is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.