This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Thursday, April 16 2020

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Tom Kerridge joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. 
06:25Cheers Love Thy Neighbor Diane is incensed by the way Sam refers to her during a radio interview. Norm is confronted with evidence of his wife's infidelity by one of his neighbours. (S4 Ep8/26) 
06:50Cheers From Beer to Eternity Sam challenges rival bar Gary's Tavern to a bowling match, only to find the Cheers regulars are hopelessly bad at the sport. Can Woody step in to help? (S4 Ep9/26) 
07:15Everybody Loves Raymond Young Girl Robert is dating a 22-year-old woman. Debra and Marie think he's being foolish, but Ray and Frank aren't so sure. But is she really 22? 
07:40Everybody Loves Raymond Fighting In-Laws Debra's parents come round for Thanksgiving dinner. Debra's so pleased that they're not like Frank and Marie - or are they? 
08:05Frasier To Tell the Truth Niles hires Donny Davis (Saul Rubinek), a legal shark and Roz's ex-boyfriend, to represent him in the divorce case. 
08:35Frasier Decoys Niles discovers that Daphne is dating Donny, his divorce attorney, so he hatches a plan to try to get Donny back together with Roz. 
09:05Frasier Dinner Party Frasier and Niles decide to throw a dinner party, but can't agree on who they should invite. 
09:35Come Dine with Me The first host in and around Leeds, choir teacher Dionne, serves up a menu that combines European and Caribbean influences, with a carnival flourish thrown in for good measure. (Ep1/5) 
10:00Come Dine with Me On the second night in Leeds, finance director Jane serves up a fine dining menu of homemade ravioli, pork and panna cotta. But Denver is upset about Jane calling her a goth. (Ep2/5) 
10:30Come Dine with Me On day three in Leeds, drama teacher and DJ Denver serves a Spanish menu, with a prosecco van and stilt walkers to get the Ibiza feel. But Darren finds it all a bit cringeworthy. (Ep3/5) 
11:00Come Dine with Me On day four in Leeds, local legend Billy serves up tried-and-tested dinner party favourites. The best is yet to come at the end of the night, with a Frank Sinatra impersonator. (Ep4/5) 
11:30Come Dine with Me On the final night in Leeds, Darren plans to put a fancy twist on an apparently basic menu. But Billy is concerned about the amount of mustard Darren is using. (Ep5/5) 
12:00Live: The Steph Show Steph McGovern presents live from her living room, with the latest information to help us in these unique times we're living in and guests Sally Phillips, Roisin Conaty and Grayson Perry. 
13:05Posh Pawnbrokers Charlie and Patrick face one of their biggest deals with 600,000 worth of rare Lalique glass car mascots. Plus: a pair of running spikes signed by Usain Bolt and a hotline to Elvis. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Tom Kerridge joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. 
15:00A Place in the Sun: Home or Away Rod and Margaret are selling up in London and want to buy a house in Dorset, near the seaside town of Weymouth, and a holiday home in the Dordogne, in the south west of France. 
16:00Escape to the Chateau: DIY Wendy and Marcus prepare to host their first official booking. Amy and Marc turn their grounds into an escapist retreat. Ben and Billie start building their bijou glamping site. (S4 Ep19) 
17:00Four in a Bed The final visit of the week is to In the Stix Glamping in Greetham, Rutland, but with one guest refusing to give it a go before even setting foot on site, will anyone else up sticks? 
17:30New: Jamie: Keep Cooking and... ...Carry On: Jamie Oliver shows us some incredible recipes, tips and hacks tailored for the unique times we're living in. (Ep19) 
18:00The Simpsons Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words Lisa enters a tournament after discovering that she has a knack for doing crosswords. But Homer thinks he can make money by betting that she will lose. 
18:30The Simpsons Mypods and Broomsticks The family go to the mall to buy Lisa a Mypod, but Bart causes chaos when he interrupts tycoon Steve Mobbs' announcement. And Homer is suspicious of Bart's new pal. 
19:00Channel 4 News Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather. 
20:05New: Grayson's Art Club Grayson Perry, one of Britain's leading artists, brings the nation together through art, making new works and hosting masterclasses to unleash our collective creativity in lockdown. (Ep1) 
21:00New: The Truth About Traveller... ...Crime - Dispatches: Theft, vandalism, violence - some of the crimes linked to several Traveller communities in England. A look at the truth behind stories of criminality and lawlessness. 
22:00999: What's Your Emergency? With a police officer assaulted every 20 minutes in England and Wales, this episode focuses on the growing lack of respect that officers face on the streets. (S9 Ep3) 
23:05The Interrogation of Tony Martin Steve Pemberton, Daniel Mays and Stuart Graham star in this factual drama about the police interrogation of Tony Martin, the Norfolk farmer who shot a fleeing burglar in 1999. 
00:10Wife Swap USA A germophobe wife who attempts to run her house like a corporation swaps lives with the mother of a messy, cat-filled household in the US spouse-switch series. (S1 Ep7) 
00:55Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA At Amy's Baking Company in Scottsdale, Arizona, Gordon Ramsay meets a husband and wife team with a shocking contempt for customer feedback. 
01:45The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror XIX In a Halloween special, Homer tries to vote for Barack Obama but the machine is rigged to place votes for John McCain - and will kill anyone who flags up the issue. 
02:10Feel Good Comedy about love and addiction. The arrival of George's male teenage crush exposes Mae's biggest insecurities. Can their relationship survive? (Ep5) [SL] 
02:40Couples Come Dine with Me In Essex and east London, Spencer and Sara kick off the competition with a simple Jewish feast. But will reserved Lauren and Jack be put off by Spencer's loud personality? 
03:35Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer take on an epic challenge house-hunting in trendy east London, where homes can sell in days, often at open viewings, and for well over the asking price. 
04:30Car S.O.S Fiat Fiasco Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend meet Jeremy, who lost his wife and was unable to work after a car accident. Can they give his Fiat Spider a desperately needed makeover? (S1 Ep4/10) 
05:25Beat the Chef Amateur cook Jasmine from Durham and top chef Clodagh McKenna each make their version of macaroni cheese, but whose dish will win votes from the Food Jury? (Ep5)