This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Friday, May 29 2020

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Mark Foster is in Dictionary Corner. 
06:30Cheers Let Sleeping Drakes Lie Norm repaints Evan Drake's house while he's away and gives Rebecca the chance to peek at his bedroom, but things go awry when Drake returns home early. (S6 Ep18/25) 
06:55Cheers Airport V: When Eddie gets a job with a travelling ice show, Carla wants to visit him on tour but is prevented by her fear of flying. Can Frasier help her conquer her phobia? (S6 Ep19/25) 
07:20Everybody Loves Raymond Debra's Parents Debra invites her divorced parents over for Thanksgiving. When Ray walks in on them making love, he and Debra mistakenly assume that they are getting back together. 
07:45Everybody Loves Raymond A Job for Robert Ray is jealous when Marie starts treating Robert better than him. 
08:10Mike & Molly Molly Unleashed Molly finds herself at a crossroads in her career. She makes the huge decision to give up her job as a teacher in order to follow her dreams of becoming a writer. (S4 Ep1) 
08:35Mike & Molly The First and Last Ride-Along Molly decides to launch her new career by penning a crime novel, so she goes on a ride-along with Mike and Carl in their patrol car to do research. (S4 Ep2) 
09:00Frasier Daphne Does Dinner Niles plans a very special dinner party to mark the purchase of a new painting he's bought for Daphne. 
09:30Frasier Trophy Girlfriend Frasier asks an attractive gym coach to team up with him for a squash tournament, then develops a massive crush on her. 
10:00Frasier Fraternal Schwinns Frasier and Niles are volunteered to participate in a bike-a-thon for Aids research. Unfortunately, neither of them can ride a bike... 
10:30Come Dine with Me Cardiff. DJ Trishna kicks off the competition with a hip-hop theme, on a night featuring rapping, flirting and booty-shaking! (Ep1/5) 
11:00Come Dine with Me Cardiff. Fastidious host Nick plans to bring some refinement and fine dining to the week. But is his massive tasting menu overambitious? (Ep2/5) 
11:30Come Dine with Me Cardiff. Retail manager Yuno serves up some traditional dancing alongside his Nepalese food. But are his spicy dishes too fiery for his guests' delicate palates? (Ep3/5) 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Come Dine with Me Cardiff. Self-professed 'hostess with the mostest' Michelle takes her guests on a culinary trip around the world - with lamb on the menu for the third time of the week. (Ep4/5) 
12:35Come Dine with Me Cardiff. Final host Suzanne plans an evening of classic French cuisine, but some of her guests feel uneasy when she reveals the saucy inspiration behind her mushroom starter... (Ep5/5) 
13:05A New Life in the Sun It's the end of the first season and a storm threatens to devastate a paddleboarding business in Spain. In France, there's big business at the B&B when an orchestra comes to town. (S5 Ep5) 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Mark Foster is in Dictionary Corner. 
15:00A Place in the Sun Karen and Paul want an apartment with lots of outside space to enjoy family getaways on Spain's stunning Mijas Costa. Scarlette Douglas shows them five options for their 145,000 budget. 
16:00Work on the Wild Side Vets and volunteers rescue and rehabilitate animals in South Africa. Emily helps four young antelope who are being bullied by an older male. Emma rehabilitates a rescued caracal. (Ep10) 
17:00Couples Come Dine with Me In the north east of England, Kevin and Lalita's hearty portions prove a challenge. Michelle and Charlotte host with an Asian theme. And Richard and Christine serve dinner party classics. 
18:00The Simpsons The PTA Disbands Bart's over the moon when the teachers go on strike, but Lisa starts to go mad. And then the governors replace the teachers with the PTA, including Marge and Flanders... 
18:30The Simpsons Lemon of Troy When the Shelbyville kids steal Springfield's lemon tree, it's up to Bart and his friends to get it back, with help from Homer in Flanders' mobile home. 
19:00Channel 4 News Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather. 
20:00New: Joe Lycett's Got Your Back Alison Hammond helps Joe discover how trustworthy Trustpilot is. Joe takes aim at a paintballing company's dubious practices and takes on the Google Play Store. Plus bags for life. (S2 Ep8) 
21:00New: Gogglebox Britain's sharpest armchair critics share more of their insightful, passionate and sometimes emotional critiques of the week's biggest and best shows. (S15 Ep15) 
22:00Live: The Last Leg: Locked Down... ...Under Sue Perkins and Stephen Merchant join Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker as they host from their homes in Australia and the UK. With music from The Horne Section. (Ep4) 
23:05Smack the Pony A chance to see the award-winning sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips. Don't forget to stretch before a swim. Plus, the pain of spiritual healing. (S1 Ep1/7) 
23:40Smack the Pony Classic comedy. Beware who uses the photocopier before you. A graphic response to the question: do you like my outfit? And can you enjoy the outdoors without bumping into anyone? (S1 Ep2/7) 
00:10Smack the Pony Classic comedy. There's an exuberant case of mistaken identity. A photocopier malfunction gets a bit cheeky. A doorstepper is pleased to be invited in but gets a nude awakening. (S1 Ep3/7) 
00:40Smack the Pony Classic comedy. A smoker reaches new heights to get her fix. A house viewing gives new meaning to the term chimney breast. And a holidaymaker gets ahead on her postcard writing. (S1 Ep4/7) 
01:05Smack the Pony Classic comedy. A surgeon pushes the boundaries. Having something on your face can really escalate. Nobody likes a partner who has the audacity to sleep when you can't. (S1 Ep5/7) 
01:35Smack the Pony Classic comedy. Flouting the dress code at work. Nurses: they're fun, right? Is pulling on a cow's udders any job for a woman? Plus, the quirks of a quacking spreadsheet. (S1 Ep6/7) 
02:05Smack the Pony Classic comedy. How not to make a move on a colleague. Intrusive thoughts are a problem for one woman. And a shelf-stacker stacks the entire supermarket... with Toilet Duck. (S1 Ep7/7) 
02:30Come Dine with Me Kingston upon Thames. Basketballer Ken, who claims to be the best cook in London, themes his night around his favourite sport, with 'slam dunk salmon' and a sportswear dress code. (Ep1/5) 
03:00Come Dine with Me Kingston upon Thames. It's all hands on deck for eccentric Erika's pirate party aboard her boat, on a night featuring pole-dancing, a Titanic moment, and ridiculous rapping. (Ep2/5) 
03:25Come Dine with Me Kingston upon Thames. Super-organised Sarah hosts a Roaring 20s night, with 'dolled-up' salmon and 'swanky' lamb, on an evening of revelations, romantic poetry and dancing. (Ep3/5) 
03:50Come Dine with Me Kingston upon Thames. Photographer Jamie plans an evening of old-skool classics, with an ambitious menu and a superstar DJ set. (Ep4/5) 
04:20Come Dine with Me Kingston upon Thames. Retired golfer David goes all-out American, from Louisiana seafood chowder to a bucking bronco. But there's chaos when his cat breaks dinner party etiquette. (Ep5/5) 
04:45Car S.O.S Fiat 500 Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend restore an iconic 1967 Fiat 500, which has been rusting away in a damp garage, for owner Duncan. (S5 Ep1/10) 
05:35Food Unwrapped Why is maple syrup so expensive? And, as jelly beans don't contain gelatine, Kate Quilton visits the world's largest jelly bean producer to find out what the jelly in a jelly bean is. 
05:45Beat the Chef An amateur cook takes on top chef Clodagh McKenna to make tagliatelle with pumpkin. Will the Food Jury prefer a prosecco and coconut milk-based sauce, or the addition of blue cheese? (Ep22)