| 06:00 | The Treacle People Sounds Crazy
Rosie and Wizzle take the Professor's 'Sound Sponge' to town and then take popular music to extremes. |
| 06:10 | The Hoobs Iver's lost his Hoobtoobe and can't find it anywhere. But every solution the Hoobs find seems to be about helping you not to lose it in the first place! |
| 06:35 | The Hoobs Flags
There's nothing like a Hoobyhidey for hiding behind. The Peeps seem to have Hoobyhideys too. But they don't use them for hiding - so what do Peeps use them for? |
| 07:05 | According to Jim The Competition
Jim is gutted when he loses the annual hot dog competition. Andy makes the situation worse for Jim by dating the female champion. |
| 07:30 | Everybody Loves Raymond The Thought That Counts
After Ray lies to Debra, saying he has bought her an incredibly thoughtful Christmas present, he frantically tries to figure out what to get her. |
| 07:55 | Everybody Loves Raymond Grandpa Steals
Frank must find a way to improve his image with Ally when she catches him 'sampling' some trail mix at the supermarket. |
| 08:25 | Frasier To Kill a Talking Bird
When Niles moves into a prestigious new building that won't allow cats or dogs, he buys himself a talking bird that ends up causing more problems. |
| 09:00 | Frasier Roz Krantz and Gouldenstein Are Dead
Roz decides to complete a community service order she's been given at a retirement home. |
| 09:30 | Frasier The Unnatural
Frasier tries to stop Frederick realising that he's a less than perfect father when he fills in on the radio station's baseball team. |
| 10:00 | The Secret Millionaire Tony Banks' business empire is worth an estimated £50m. He leaves it behind to adopt a secret identity in Liverpool, but struggles with the realities of life on Anfield's tough streets. |
| 11:00 | Come Dine with Me Amusement arcade supplier Barry Hill is the host in Doncaster. He plans to channel the spirit of Keith Floyd to make his dinner party win. |
| 11:30 | What's Cooking? Guests include Josh Groban and Kevin Kennedy. Chef Paul Merrett is joined in the kitchen by Jose Pizarro. |
| 12:25 | Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather. |
| 12:30 | Sarah Beeny's Selling Houses Sarah Beeny gives three homeowners in Guildford £1000 and the chance to check out the competition before a buyer decides which property she prefers. |
| 13:30 | Channel 4 Racing From York and Newbury. Presenter: Nick Luck. Reporters: Emma Spencer and Gina Bryce. Commentary and analysis: Simon Holt, Jim McGrath, Mick Fitzgerald and Tanya Stevenson. |
| 15:30 | 1001 Things You Should Know Sandi Toksvig hosts the quiz in which a panel of experts ask questions the competitors should be able to answer. Inquisitors include Ann Widdecombe and the Fabulous Baker Brothers. |
| 16:00 | Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds asks the all-important question as contestants do battle with the Banker in their quest to leave the Dream Factory with £250,000. |
| 17:00 | Come Dine with Me This cook-off in Leicester includes compulsory meditation, eating with hands, body painting, a controversial hair in a guest's pudding, and quite a lot of bickering. |
| 18:00 | The Simpsons The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase
Troy McClure hosts a vision of the future of the Simpsons in which Chief Wiggum becomes private detective Wiggum, P.I. |
| 18:30 | Hollyoaks As desperate times call for desperate measures, Callum makes a shocking decision that could change his life. With accusations rife, will the truth about Texas's killer finally be revealed? |
| 19:00 | Channel 4 News Includes sports and weather. |
| 19:30 | Unreported World Unreported World meets the young women in Bangladesh who are learning to be professional drivers but who face extraordinary odds, both on the dangerous roads and from social taboos. |
| 19:55 | 4thought.tv Young British Muslim Sarah Moola competes in roller derby. It has a reputation as an aggressive contact sport with raunchy costumes but she says it doesn't clash with her religious beliefs. |
| 20:00 | Come Dine with Me In this new episode from Banbury, Oxfordshire, four hopefuls battle for the cash prize as best host, in a week featuring quite a bit of flirtatious fun and some black pudding fritters. |
| 21:00 | Ben Earl: Trick Artist In the money-themed final show, Ben Earl turns his head into a million pounds with the aid of diamonds, displays his skills at a casino and attempts to steal £10k from a secure vault. |
| 22:00 | Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan Carr's guests include Rod Stewart, Dawn O'Porter and Jamie, Francis, Ollie, Binky, Lucy and Andy from Made in Chelsea. Plus Miles Kane performs his latest single. |
| 23:05 | 10 O'Clock Live The satirical current affairs show continues with David Mitchell, Charlie Brooker, Lauren Laverne and Jimmy Carr. Guests are German comedian Henning Wehn, Ken Livingstone and Toby Young. |
| 00:05 | Random Acts Channel 4's nightly short-form arts strand presents an unusual dance in an unlikely setting. |
| 00:10 | New Girl Parents
Jess invites her divorced mother and father over for Thanksgiving dinner, hoping to reunite them with a Parent Trap-style plot. Jamie Lee Curtis guest stars. |
| 00:35 | The Mindy Project Two to One
Dr Shulman retires, leaving Mindy, Danny and Jeremy in charge. The practice loses business to a group of holistic midwives who are poaching their patients. |
| 01:00 | Nurse Betty Film (2000)
Renée Zellweger stars as a waitress who, in shock after her husband's murder, believes she's engaged to the star of her favourite soap. Bloody violence/very strong language. |
| 02:50 | Happy Endings Party of Six
The friends try to celebrate Penny's birthday, but wonder whether her special day might be cursed as so many things have gone wrong in previous years. |
| 03:10 | The New Normal Rocky Bye Baby
Shania, Goldie and Rocky plan a baby shower for Bryan and David. The guys are not in favour, but give in after seeing how much it means to their friends. |
| 03:35 | Accidentally on Purpose Fight Club
Zack feels guilty about not pulling his weight with household chores, so he buys an energy efficient toilet to help out but ends up doing more harm than good. |
| 03:55 | Fast Spin Fling An endearing animation about a jealous and lovelorn flatmate getting her way. |
| 04:00 | A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Laura Hamilton goes property-hunting with Susan Mitchell and her best friend Sara Minton to find a holiday home on Gran Canaria. |
| 04:55 | Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds asks the all-important question as contestants do battle with the Banker in their quest to leave the Dream Factory with £250,000. |
| 05:50 | Superscrimpers Bite-size portions from the series that shows how to scrimp and save in these straitened times. Mrs Moneypenny leads the way with enough money-saving tips to help everyone live for less. |
| 06:00 | The Treacle People Double Digging
Having failed to export treacle from the valley by balloon, the sticky heroes decide to dig a tunnel. |
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