This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Wednesday, July 30 2014

05:50Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. In a game-changing twist players could also double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough? 
06:453rd Rock from the Sun Dick and Taxes The aliens learn about tax when they attempt to file their first tax returns. Mary discovers that Dick owes nearly $10,000, and Sally opens a hair salon to claim deductions. 
07:103rd Rock from the Sun Sally Forth The aliens and Mrs Dubcek start feuding because she won't get their plumbing fixed and they won't pay their rent. Don mistakenly thinks Sally wants him to propose to her. 
07:35The King of Queens Walk, Man Doug and Carrie want to get pregnant, but can't get Arthur out from under their feet. So Doug hires an attractive dog walker to take him out. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Left Back Ray worries that he has passed on 'stupid' genes to Michael because his son may be held back a year at school, just as Ray was. 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond The Christmas Picture Ray thinks a family portrait would make a great Christmas present for his parents, until Marie and Debra clash over who counts as 'family'. 
09:00Frasier The Maris Counselor Niles, under the care of his and Maris's therapist, is convinced that their marriage can be saved - until a surprise rendezvous with his ice princess. 
09:30Frasier Ski Lodge Frasier's plans for a family holiday end in a romantic farce involving the Cranes, Daphne, her friend and a ski instructor. 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Hamburger Postulate Leonard fears he's wasting his time on Penny and ends up making a connection with Leslie. Sheldon frets over a change to his hamburger routine. 
10:25The Big Bang Theory The Middle Earth Paradigm Penny hosts a Halloween party, putting Leonard, Sheldon, Howard and Raj through a new test of their social skills. 
10:55Come Dine with Me First to host in Winchester is live wire Ptol Slattery who is convinced his high-quality food and fine wine make victory inevitable. Sadly, Ptol's menu leaves his guests underwhelmed. 
11:25Come Dine with Me In Winchester, it's the turn of waitress Patricia Pearson to see if she can win over her guests with her Peruvian food and Latin-themed dinner party. 
11:55Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather. 
12:00Come Dine with Me DJ Francis Leigh hopes to dazzle his guests in Winchester with his Thai meal with a twist, and some weird entertainment including a song about spring rolls. 
12:30Come Dine with Me Care home worker Georgia Groves plans a black-tie affair for her evening in Winchester, with red carpet, posh frocks... and a spray tan booth. 
13:00Come Dine with Me It's the final night in Winchester and the turn of estate agent William Tilsley, who plans a vegetarian menu and a blind-tasting food game. But one guest spits wine over another guest. 
13:30Glorious Goodwood: Channel 4... ...Racing Day two of the meeting on the Sussex Downs. Presenter: Nick Luck; Reporters: Emma Spencer, Gina Bryce and Mick Fitzgerald; Commentary and analysis: Simon Holt and Jim McGrath. 
16:00Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. In a game-changing twist players could also double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough? 
17:00Couples Come Dine with Me Kicking off the competition in Nottingham are Ollie (30) and his girlfriend Deb (48), who think their holiday inspired menu has what it takes to win. 
18:00The Simpsons Mr Spritz Goes to Washington The family is fed up with the noise caused by new flight patterns at Springfield airport, so they demand immediate action from their congressman. 
18:30Hollyoaks Is Patrick convincing that he's now a changed man? Freddie has an exciting business proposition for Mercedes, while Holly attempts to reconcile with an old flame. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00This Old Thing: The Vintage... ...Clothes Show: Dawn O'Porter meets Lucie from London to re-ignite her passion for fashion as she prepares to go on holiday to Ibiza. And Dawn looks back to the birth of the bikini. 
21:00One Born Every Minute A couple who met when they were eight come in to Southmead 20 years later, to have their second baby. And two youngsters who are planning to have a dynasty come in to have their third baby. 
22:00The Mimic Martin lands himself a new job in site maintenance, but Harriet has grander ideas for his career and sets up a meeting with an agent to the stars. Meanwhile Neil consults a psychoanalyst. 
22:308 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts as team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Josie Long and Rob Beckett. Vic Reeves and Joe Wilkinson assist Susie Dent and Rachel Riley. 
23:35The IT Crowd Men without Women Douglas hires Jen as his new PA, giving Moss and Roy freedom in the office. How will they cope without her, and how will she cope with Douglas's unwelcome advances? 
00:05Music on 4: Superstar DJs: with... ...Annie Mac in Association with New Ford EcoSport: Annie ends her series with a wider look at the evolution of the DJ from clubs to stadiums. Contributors include Carl Cox and Magda. 
01:05Heston's Great British Food Heston takes on the classic British pudding, making one that looks like a hot dog, another involving a cow's udder, a Victorian sponge, and some custard with nice lumps for a change. 
02:00Victim Film (1961) Drama starring Dirk Bogarde as a married but secretly gay barrister who risks his reputation to track down blackmailers who are targeting gay friends and colleagues. [SL] 
03:40Revenge Surrender As the wedding looms, Emily puts the finishing touches to her final takedown, but both she and Victoria are stunned by the appearance of a face from the past. 
04:25Phil Spencer: Secret Agent Phil visits the outskirts of Manchester to help spruce up and sell a three-bedroom detached cottage that has been on the market for a staggering four years with no offers. 
05:20How to Cook Like Heston Heston Blumenthal shows how to perform culinary magic at home. In this show it's all about beef, how to cook the perfect steak, the best burgers and a chilli bonfire in a bowl. 
05:50Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. In a game-changing twist players could also double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough?