This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Friday, February 12 2016

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Jennie McAlpine is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:45The King of Queens Doug Less (Part 1/2): Carrie is jealous of all the attention Doug is getting now that he has lost weight, while Spence and Danny bicker while babysitting. 
07:10The King of Queens Doug Less (Part 2/2): Doug and Carrie get lost in the woods when they are distracted by an argument about their romantic getaway. 
07:35The King of Queens King Pong Doug asks Arthur to train him at ping-pong so that he can beat Carrie, while Spence is jealous when his girlfriend is promoted to waitress at the bowling alley. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Lateness Fed up with his wife's constant tardiness, Ray leaves Debra at home rather than take her to an awards ceremony. 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond Party Dress Ray and Debra disagree over whether they should buy an expensive dress for Ally to wear to a friend's formal 13th birthday party. 
09:00Frasier The Proposal A fussy Niles leaves nothing to chance when he plans the perfect evening as the backdrop for asking Daphne to be his wife. 
09:30Frasier Wheels of Fortune Lilith's half brother Blaine Sternin (Michael Keaton) comes to town seeking Frasier's forgiveness for his past misdeeds. 
10:00Frasier Three Blind Dates Frasier's family and friends organise dates with various women who they believe are guaranteed to sweep him off his feet. 
10:30Undercover Boss USA The fourth series of the show in which US executives go undercover in their own businesses. Kat Cole, President of Cinnabon Incorporated, goes incognito among her own workforce. 
11:30Four in a Bed At the Black Lion near Lewes, host Nigel takes his guests and rivals to a salsa night, where he impresses with his 'snake hips'. But the lack of coffee refills at breakfast causes concern. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather. 
12:05Four in a Bed In Exning, near Newmarket, Ken Clutterbuck welcomes the B&B competitors to The Wheatsheaf. Ken's sense of humour doesn't go down too well, particularly with guest Nigel. 
12:35Four in a Bed Super-sensitive Sherrill Tacy of the Sherwood Guesthouse in New Brighton on the Wirral takes her turn as host, and receives mixed reviews about her breakfast. 
13:10Four in a Bed The final hosts are Mark and Rachael of the ski lodge-themed Big Bear Lodge in Shropshire, where an afternoon of canoeing raises a few laughs but also accusations of cheating. 
13:40Four in a Bed The B&B owners come together to confront their critics face to face, learn what their guests think their rooms are worth and find out who is going to be crowned best value. 
14:10Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. Players can also boost their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough to buy it with their winnings? 
15:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Jennie McAlpine is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
16:00A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Geoff and Sally Taylor from Preston fell in love with Costa Rica and have decided to buy a holiday home on its stunning Pacific Coast. Ben Hillman shows them properties for 300,000. 
17:00Come Dine Champion of Champions It's finals day. Arancini balls take on halibut chowder in the starter duel and a seafood cataplana fights it out against cannon of lamb with dauphinoise potatoes in the main course battle. 
18:00The Simpsons My Big Fat Geek Wedding On the eve of their long awaited nuptials, Edna calls it all off with Principal Skinner. As Marge consoles Edna, she starts to see her relationship isn't so great. 
18:30Hollyoaks Ben and Trevor go head-to-head in The Loft in a dramatic showdown. Joanne has a cunning plan to snare Louis away from his wife, while Cleo asks for a job at The Hutch. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes weather. 
20:00Jamie and Jimmy's Friday Night... ...Feast Jamie Oliver and Jimmy Doherty host from their pop-up caff on Southend pier. In this episode, Hollywood star Kate Hudson cooks Goan curry for the customers. 
21:00First Dates: Be My Valentine In this special Valentine's episode, Mayfair-based Miki is looking for a man to treat her like a princess. Meanwhile, self-confessed nerd Sam just wants Daenerys from Game of Thrones. 
22:00The Last Leg The award-winning show is back for a seventh series. Adam Hills hosts along with Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker. A celebrity guest joins them to pick over the week's news. (S7 Ep1/8) 
23:05Virtually Famous Kevin McHale hosts the internet game show. Seann Walsh and Chris Stark are joined by Vicky Pattison, Katherine Ryan, Sam Simmons and Rachel Riley. (S3 Ep4) 
23:55Rude Tube Planet Fail The show that mines the weirdest of the internet. Alex Zane presents a top 50 of online fails featuring selfie, gadget, and even exorcism fails. 
00:50Boomerang Film (1992) Raunchy romcom. Eddie Murphy plays an ambitious, womanising ad executive who meets his match in a trio of women (Eartha Kitt, Robin Givens and Halle Berry). Strong language/sex. 
02:50Undercover Boss USA Stephen J Cloobeck, the Chairman and CEO of US corporation Diamond Resorts International, goes undercover in his own company as a man pursuing his dream job in the hospitality industry. [SL] 
03:40Beat My Build Property developers compete to make the most money from development projects. A veteran builder from Keighley takes on a couple from Ebbw Vale with multiple renovations under their belt. 
04:35Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. Players can also boost their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough to buy it with their winnings? 
05:251001 Things You Should Know Sandi Toksvig hosts the quiz in which experts ask questions the competitors should be able to answer. This episode's inquisitors include Brendan Sheerin and Cathy Newman. 
05:50How I Met Your Mother The Front Porch Karen discovers a woman's earring in Ted's bed and breaks up with him. Ted finds out that Lily planted the earring so he and Karen would split up.