This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Monday, October 3 2016

05:553rd Rock from the Sun The Thing That Wouldn't Die (Part 1/2): When Dick tells the other aliens that Mary saw him turn Neesam into a chimpanzee, they all agree that denial is the best method of damage control. 
06:203rd Rock from the Sun The Thing That Wouldn't Die (Part 2/2): In the last ever episode, the aliens come to terms with the fact that their mission has been cancelled and say goodbye to all their friends on Earth. 
06:45The King of Queens Screwed Driver Doug's parents visit when Carrie is away, prompting Doug to act like a child while Arthur invents a new type of screwdriver. 
07:10The King of Queens Lush Life Carrie starts Doug on a new diet but goes easy on him if she's been out drinking with her friends. But when she falls out with her friends, Doug must keep the alcohol coming... 
07:35The King of Queens Bun Dummy Doug tries to stop Carrie wearing her hair in a bun because he wants her to look sexy at his high school reunion. But how can he tell her without hurting her feelings? 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Mozart To teach Ally a lesson about quitting, Ray resumes the piano lessons with his mother that he gave up 25 years earlier. 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond Golf Ray's guilt about lying to Debra so that he can play golf turns into stress, for which his doctor prescribes a surprising cure. 
09:00Frasier Big Crane on Campus Frasier dates the old high school prom queen but finds that beauty is only skin deep. 
09:30Frasier Out with Dad An unlikely chain of events forces Martin to pretend that he is gay on Valentine's Day. 
10:00Undercover Boss USA Scott Gerber, CEO of hospitality business the Gerber Group, goes undercover in his own organisation to make sure it is maintaining the reputation that made it such a success as it expands. 
11:00Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay's mission is to rescue Casa Roma, the oldest restaurant in Lancaster, California. The bar is doing well, but the restaurant struggles to make any money. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather. 
12:05A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun Retired couple Denise Grahame and Roger Denis have fallen in love with the Bretagne culture and lifestyle. Laura Hamilton shows them five rural properties for their budget of 120,000. 
13:05Posh Pawn High-end pawnbroker James Constantinou views rare items that are allegedly from Arctic explorer Ernest Shackleton's expeditions and test drives a client's Porsche. (S4 Ep1/6) 
14:10Find It, Fix It, Flog It Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien turn unwanted possessions into hard cash for their owners. Some stained glass and a Victorian hay rack are among this episode's finds. 
15:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Pam Ayres is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
16:00Four in a Bed Four B&B owners go head to head to be named best value for money. At Penwinnick House in St Austell, owner Tim Styles is judged by the toughest critics of all: his peers. 
16:30Come Dine with Me American Hali is up first to host in Nottingham and Derby. She's hoping to impress her guests with a travel inspired menu, but what will they think of the Moroccan chicken cigars starter? 
17:00My Kitchen Rules First to cook are Glasgow Gals, Ami and Nicola, the 'Two Hungry Weegies'. Will their menu of curried langoustine soup, slow-roasted pork belly, and millionaire shortcake be a winner? 
18:00The Simpsons Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore Milhouse moves away from town, and Bart comes to realise just how much his pathetic friend means to him. 
18:30Hollyoaks Alfie sets up a green screen to take fake holiday snaps for Jade before her hospital appointment. And Celine tries to help her family as Mercedes has to say a difficult goodbye. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Extreme Food Kiran Jethwa visits Bangladesh, where he joins fish porters on a daily commute transporting fingerlings to market by train and watches trained otters and their handlers catch fresh prawns. 
20:30Food Unwrapped What makes icing sugar so light and fluffy? Can you make risotto with long grain rice? And: the surprising things that are being done with pre-packed sandwiches' leftover crusts. (Ep2) 
21:00999: What's Your Emergency? Paramedics arrive at the home of a man having a suspected cardiac arrest; a situation that emergency medical technician John Almond describes as an opportunity to save a life. (S3 Ep13) 
22:00First Dates Ruby's only ever had dates with 'bad boys'; how will she react when Kriss reveals his sensitive side? And will young-at-heart octogenarians Patricia and Alan find love? 
23:05Tattoo Fixers on Holiday Caroline's mid-life crisis led to a Magaluf mistake that's driving her bananas, and Kieron's poorly chosen rap lyrics definitely need a parental advisory warning. (Ep6/8) 
00:10Embarrassing Bodies Down Under In Dandenong, Victoria, there's advice for a patient whose legs and arms are covered in a red rash, and a look at polycystic ovarian syndrome, foot problems and warts. 
01:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon travels to South Philadelphia, where struggling family-run restaurant Chiarella's is pushing the marriage of owners Tommy and Dina DeFino to the verge of collapse. Can Gordon help? 
01:55World's Weirdest Weather Alex Beresford explores how water can create freakish weather events, from Britain's deadly flood of 1953 to a rain of worms in Scotland, sea foam and giant hailstones called ice bombs. [SL] 
02:50Superscrimpers: Spring Clean Mrs M hosts this financial spring clean special from the beautiful Royal Horticultural Society gardens at Wisley, while Harry puts rival washing powders to the test. 
03:45Food Unwrapped The team present some favourite investigations. Kate finds out how cheap red wine is made, Jimmy investigates gluten, and Matt wonders which part of the pig makes chewy sweets chewy. 
04:15Phil Spencer: Secret Agent In Shrivenham, Oxfordshire, Phil Spencer helps a family whose property has been on the market for an incredible five years. 
05:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Helen Fospero is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Pam Ayres is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.