| 05:15 | Come Dine with Me On the Isle of Man, four hosts go head-to-head in a week featuring some flirting, some bickering, some insults, a Manx crab starter, and one host dressing up as a cow to serve pudding. |
| 06:10 | The Hoobs Getting to Sleep
Iver can't sleep and if Iver can't sleep there's no chance of Tula and Groove getting any rest either. |
| 06:35 | The Hoobs Potatoes
Groove's got a beautiful potato plant. Just one problem: it doesn't seem to have any potatoes on it! |
| 07:05 | According to Jim The Tale of the Tape
Part 2: Jim declares war on Ryan after Ryan ignores Jim's warning not to give Dana an expensive anniversary gift. |
| 07:30 | Everybody Loves Raymond The Surprise Party
After Debra's mother suggests throwing Debra an old-fashioned English tea party, Ray reluctantly agrees as long as she promises to do all the work. |
| 07:55 | Everybody Loves Raymond The Bird
Robert and Amy convince their families that it would be fun to spend Thanksgiving together. |
| 08:30 | Frasier The Life of the Party
When Frasier and Niles throw a singles party they are both attracted to the same woman, but it's Roz who steals the show. |
| 09:00 | Frasier Party, Party
Frasier tries to hook up with an attractive new lady, but there are obstacles: a broken watch, car troubles, and Martin's invitation to Chimps on Ice. |
| 09:30 | Frasier Sweet Dreams
Frasier puts his job on the line by refusing to read an advert for the station's new sponsor. |
| 10:00 | Undercover Boss Canada General Manager Gail Souter and Operations Manager Kristine Hubbard go incognito to work among their own drivers at Beck Taxi, Canada's largest privately owned cab company. |
| 11:00 | Phil Spencer: Secret Agent Continuing his secret mission, Phil heads to Kent where a family of pet-lovers want to sell their four-bed semi. In Bromley, he asks hoarder Julie to clear her two-bed terrace. |
| 12:00 | Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather. |
| 12:05 | Come Dine with Me Bury's third host is school teacher James Perkin. He plans to cook all his favourite dishes, including a Sri Lankan curry which he learnt to make on his honeymoon. But will it be too fiery? |
| 12:40 | 1001 Things You Should Know Sandi Toksvig hosts the quiz in which experts ask questions the competitors should be able to answer. Inquisitors include girl group The Saturdays and Time Team archaeologist Phil Harding. |
| 13:10 | Superscrimpers Bite-size portions from the series that shows how to scrimp and save in these straitened times. Mrs Moneypenny leads the way with enough money-saving tips to help everyone live for less. |
| 13:25 | Gideon of Scotland Yard Film (1958)
Drama starring Jack Hawkins as Police Inspector Gideon, who survives outrage and danger in bringing London's criminals to justice. With Anna Massey, John Loder and Cyril Cusack. |
| 15:10 | Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Jo Brand is in Dictionary Corner. |
| 16:00 | Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds asks the all-important question as contestants do battle with the Banker in their quest to leave the Dream Factory with £250,000. |
| 17:00 | Four in a Bed The competition continues at the Orchid Hotel in Bournemouth, run by entrepreneur Andy Scott, where the fight to be crowned best value B&B of the week gets physical. |
| 17:30 | Come Dine with Me DJ Francis Leigh hopes to dazzle his guests in Winchester with his Thai meal with a twist, and some weird entertainment including a song about spring rolls. |
| 18:00 | The Simpsons The Great Money Caper
Homer leaves Bart by the squid port and strangers take pity on the 'street urchin', giving him money, so Homer and Bart turn to a life of scamming. |
| 18:30 | Hollyoaks Tensions run high at Texas's funeral, Theresa is left heartbroken and Maxine is curious about Patrick's behaviour. Sandy makes a devastating decision for the good of her family. |
| 19:00 | Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. |
| 19:55 | 4thought.tv Police in Manchester have begun recording attacks on Goths and Emos as hate crimes. 4thought.tv hears from people who are regularly subjected to abuse and violence because of how they look. |
| 20:00 | Location, Location, Location Kirstie and Phil provide an update on two life-changing moves for couples who wanted to be by the sea. |
| 21:00 | 24 Hours in A&E Gary has been flown to King's by air ambulance after his motorbike hit a car. Meanwhile, 69-year-old Steve got a fishbone stuck in his finger while he was trying to impress a female friend. |
| 22:00 | 10 O'Clock Live The satirical current affairs show continues with David Mitchell, Charlie Brooker, Lauren Laverne and Jimmy Carr providing an alternative take on the week's news. |
| 22:55 | Random Acts Channel 4's short-form arts strand. Be careful what you wish for... |
| 23:00 | Confessions of a Male Stripper Male stripping is booming in the UK. This First Cut film goes behind the scenes of the Dreamboys as they audition new recruits, shining a light on male strippers' lives. |
| 00:05 | Music on 4: Barclaycard Mercury... ...Prize Sessions: Palma Violets: At London's Hospital Club, Palma Violets take to the stage to perform three of their best-loved tracks in front of a live audience and give an interview. |
| 00:20 | One Born Every Minute USA US version of the show which looks at the drama of a maternity unit from the perspective of the parents-to-be and the ward staff. A 40-year-old mother prepares to give birth. |
| 01:15 | Revenge Truth, Part One
Emily wants Aiden to flee before he is blamed for everything. A dangerous plan is set in motion that comes to a head in one moment of catastrophe. |
| 02:05 | Quills Film (2000)
Drama. Geoffrey Rush stars as the Marquis de Sade, jailed for his writings but managing to smuggle work out, thanks to laundress Kate Winslet. Strong language/sex scenes/violence. [SL] |
| 04:15 | Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds asks the all-important question as contestants do battle with the Banker in their quest to leave the Dream Factory with £250,000. |
| 05:10 | Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Jo Brand is in Dictionary Corner. |
| 05:55 | Kirstie's Vintage Gems In this bitesize episode of Kirstie's Vintage Home, Kirstie creates a fun bedroom for young girls Daisy-May and Amy. |