This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Thursday, March 2 2017

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Len Goodman is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:45The King of Queens Present Tense The Heffernans hate an anniversary gift from the Palmers so much that they stage a robbery to get rid of it. 
07:10The King of Queens Sold-Y Locks Doug convinces Carrie to sell her hair to a wig maker so that they can afford to go on a holiday cruise. 
07:35The King of Queens Emotional Rollercoaster At the amusement park Doug lies to Carrie so he can go on the roller coaster; but his lies come back to haunt him. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Let's Fix Robert Marie gets Robert's ex and his police partner Judy together in an effort to understand why her son seems incapable of committing to a relationship. 
08:35Everybody Loves Raymond Say Uncle When Ray realises that his kids would rather spend time with their Uncle Robert than with him, he decides to do something about the situation. 
09:05Frasier Three Blind Dates Frasier's family and friends organise dates with various women who they believe are guaranteed to sweep him off his feet. 
09:35Frasier War of the Words Frasier's son wins the spelling bee, but there's trouble when the runner-up's parents find out that Frasier was mouthing the letters of the words. 
10:05Undercover Boss USA Bill Peduto, 60th Mayor of Pittsburgh, goes undercover posing as a reality show contestant to make sure the changes he has introduced are effective and to hear from the city's employees. 
11:00Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon goes to California to see Jamaican restaurant Café Kingston. There, he meets Dr Una Morris, a micromanaging owner who also works as a radiotherapist in the clinic next door. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes sport and weather. 
12:05A New Life in the Sun A blocked drain closes an expat seafood restaurant at the busiest time of the year. And have two new British pub owners in Spain done enough to make a future in the sun? 
13:05Find It, Fix It, Flog It Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien are in the Cotswolds and Somerset, where their finds include a set of milk churns and an old munitions shell. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Len Goodman is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00Fifteen to One Sandi Toksvig hosts the notoriously tough quiz as 15 contestants compete for a place in the final and the chance to be crowned Fifteen to One Grand Champion. 
16:00A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Recently retired Anne Hunt from Cheshire has long dreamed of buying a property in Spain. Danni Menzies shows her five properties on the southern Costa Blanca for her £50,000 budget. 
17:00Come Dine with Me In north Wiltshire, über-confident businessman Sani hopes his African-inspired cuisine will win over party-loving pensioner Jane, 38-year-old Sharon and celebrity photographer Stephen. 
18:00The Simpsons Penny-Wiseguys When mobster Fat Tony has to do his jury service, he puts Homer's bowling buddy, accountant Dan Gillick, temporarily in charge of his criminal organisation. (S24 Ep5/22) 
18:30Hollyoaks Leela is horrified when she receives a threatening note in the post, and Adam urges Jesse to help him track down Grace. Meanwhile, Nancy is faced with a tricky problem. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00The Supervet Professor Noel Fitzpatrick fights to save the leg of a golden retriever and takes on some challenging surgery for a French bulldog with twisted elbows. (S8 Ep3) 
21:00A Very British Hotel This new series goes behind the scenes at London's exclusive Mandarin Oriental Hyde Park hotel in their busy summer season. The staff cater for a royal visitor and her entourage. (Ep1/3) 
22:00Extremely British Muslims This series takes an intimate look at British Muslim life, with privileged access to Birmingham Central Mosque. This episode meets young men and women who are looking for spouses. (Ep1/3) 
23:0524 Hours in A&E Gary has fallen from a ladder; Dr Rob is worried about fractures in his back, pelvis and coccyx. Beatriz, who's five, has a rare kidney condition that affects her immune system. (S12 Ep16) 
00:05Sex Party Secrets This frank documentary enters the hidden world of the UK's self-proclaimed 'sexual elite', meeting the meticulously vetted guests fulfilling their fantasies at exclusive sex parties. 
01:05Married Behind Bars Documentary meeting three of the thousands of brides who get married behind bars in the USA every year, when the happiest day of your life can involve x-ray machines and bulletproof glass. 
02:00Britain's Racist Election A timely exploration of how an infamous anti-immigration campaign in the 1964 General Election tore a community apart and triggered one of the worst chapters in British race relations. 
02:55Inside Britain's Airports Channel 4 Dispatches Each year Britain's airports make roughly £2 billion from shops in their terminals. Harry Wallop goes undercover to investigate the secrets of airport shops. [SL] 
03:25The Health Detectives Presenters Cherry Healey, Dr Pixie McKenna and health writer Dara Mohammadi help viewers sort fact from fiction with internet health stories, from cheesy feet to faecal transplants. 
03:50Phil Spencer: Secret Agent In Radcliffe, Greater Manchester, Phil meets the Young family, who have outgrown their home. He gives them advice on how to prepare the house for an open viewing in just two weeks' time. 
04:40Four in a Bed The latest B&B to host is Northrise Lodge in Hastings, run by self-confessed perfectionist Andrea Hickmott, who has a meltdown after forgetting to put sugar on the table at breakfast. 
05:05Fifteen to One Sandi Toksvig hosts the notoriously tough quiz as 15 contestants compete for a place in the final and the chance to be crowned Fifteen to One Grand Champion. 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Len Goodman is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.