This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Wednesday, April 30 2014

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Arlene Phillips is in Dictionary Corner. 
06:45Will & Grace Ben? Her? Part One: Will's boss Ben and Grace overcome their differences when they sleep together. But it all turns sour when Will walks in on Ben with another woman. 
07:10According to Jim When You Wish to Be a Star Part 2: Dana casts Cheryl and the children as the perfect family for her advert, but Dana's new boss picks a handsome actor over Jim for the role of dad. 
07:35The King of Queens Best Man Doug gets jealous of Carrie's childhood 'friend' Todd at his wedding, and Arthur regrets ordering the fish... 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Talk to Your Daughter Ray is ready to speak with Ally about the facts of life, but finds out that she is now more interested in knowing the meaning of life. 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond A Vote for Debra Debra decides to run for school president but Ray isn't sure he can handle the twins by himself during all those meetings so he votes against her. 
09:00Frasier Juvenilia Frasier is ambushed when he agrees to appear on a seemingly innocent teen-oriented radio show but is then interrogated by the brainy high-school panel. 
09:30Frasier The Proposal A fussy Niles leaves nothing to chance when he plans the perfect evening as the backdrop for asking Daphne to be his wife. 
10:00Undercover Boss USA Kim Schaefer, chief exec of Great Wolf Lodge, North America's largest chain of indoor water park resorts, goes undercover in her own company to see how the business is really working. 
11:00Come Dine with Me First to host in Norwich is MA student and part-time waitress Miranda Robinson. Will Miranda's saucy outfits, posh menu and high-brow dinner conversation bag her the 1,000 prize? 
11:30Come Dine with Me It's day two in Norwich and the turn of international DJ Danny Bond to host. Will Danny's fancy menu and entertainment of a group sing-a-long be enough to bag him the 1,000 cash prize? 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather. 
12:05Come Dine with Me It's halfway through the week and the turn of part-time stand-up comedienne Amy Nicholson to host. Will her unappetising looking food and unusual tattoos strike a chord with her diners? 
12:35Come Dine with Me It's day four of the competition and time for a real-life version of Alan Partridge, aka radio DJ Dave Webster, to cook. Will Dave's traditional Norfolk menu win over his fellow diners? 
13:05Come Dine with Me On the final night in Norwich chip shop van owner Cheryl Pennell hosts. After a week of exotic dining, will Cheryl's 'posh' fish and chips be enough to win over her guests? 
13:40A Place in the Sun: Home or Away Three generations of the same family are on the move together. Sara Damergi and Laura Hamilton help them make up their minds between Colchester and Portugal's Algarve. 
14:40Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Tony Jacklin is in Dictionary Corner. 
15:30Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250,000. In a game-changing twist players could now double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough? 
16:30Fifteen to One After an 11-year break, the popular quiz show is back with a brand new look. Sandi Toksvig asks 15 contestants some of the toughest questions on television as they play to win 40,000. 
17:30Come Dine with Me This week's competition is in the Vale of Aylesbury and third to host is competitive sales manager Bekki Jones, who is determined to win with her perfect hosting and delightful dinner. 
18:00The Simpsons A Milhouse Divided Milhouse's parents split up: his mum gets together with an American Gladiator called Pyro, his dad self-produces an album, and Milhouse goes a bit crazy. 
18:30Hollyoaks As the truth about Patrick's behaviour is revealed, who will he look to blame? Holly is thrilled to finally meet a long-lost family member, but will the feeling be mutual? 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Secret Eaters After four years together Allan and Emma have decided to fix their widening waistlines. And psychologist Dr Christy Ferguson tests whether pre-ordering lunch is the healthy way to go. 
21:00How to Get a Council House This episode meets some of the households at the sharp end of the housing crisis, who are facing eviction, overcrowding, upheaval, uncertainty and, above all, a very long wait. 
22:00Derek Second series of Ricky Gervais's bittersweet comedy drama. In episode two, there's job opportunities at Broadhill so Kev decides to clean up his act. 
22:30Cardinal Burns The award-winning comedy double act returns with sketches, new characters and old favourites. New Guy and Charlie try out new flirting tricks, and Banksy attempts to bond with his stepson. 
23:00Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan welcomes guests Martin Freeman, Lindsay Lohan and Dr Christian Jessen who talk about their latest projects. Plus music from The Kooks who perform Around Town live in the studio. 
00:00Random Acts Channel 4's short-form arts strand. Graphic day dreaming and the art of losing one's mind. 
00:05Music on 4: Music Nation Jungle Fever Profiling the glory days of the UK's best underground music scenes over the last 25 years. The final show looks at the movement that redefined British urban music: jungle. 
00:35Bol Film (2011) Cinema South Asia. A bold Pakistani drama about the repression of women. A young woman who is about to be hanged for her father's murder tells her story. In Urdu/subs. Violence. 
03:15All That Heaven Allows Film (1955) Romantic drama. A wealthy widow (Jane Wyman) decides it's time to restart her life. But her children and social set disapprove of her lover, forcing her to rethink. [SL] 
04:45Superscrimpers Special More money-saving advice from Mrs Moneypenny and the Scrimping team. [SL] 
05:10Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250,000. In a game-changing twist players could now double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough? 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Tony Jacklin is in Dictionary Corner.