This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Monday, April 6 2015

06:00Countdown In a special episode, two sisters, who are former Countdown contestants, return to play against each other. Gyles Brandreth is in Dictionary Corner. 
06:453rd Rock from the Sun Pickles and Ice Cream Fascinated by the concept of pregnancy, Sally pretends to be expecting a baby. Pickles, Harry's pet from the aliens' home planet, turns up on Earth in human form. 
07:103rd Rock from the Sun Auto EuroDicka When the aliens shop for a new car, Sally falls in love with an expensive vehicle that is out of her price range. Dick has casual sex with a woman he meets at the cinema. 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond The Skit At a party Ray and Debra do an amusing impersonation of Frank and Marie, but when the older couple turn the tables on them, Ray and Debra don't find it funny. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond The Break-up Tape When Debra finds a cassette that contains a message from Ray's college girlfriend, she wants to know why he has kept it for so many years. 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond Talk to Your Daughter Ray is ready to speak with Ally about the facts of life, but finds out that she is now more interested in knowing the meaning of life. 
09:00Frasier Four for the See-saw When Frasier and Niles invite dates on a romantic weekend vacation they become confused about the ladies' intentions. 
09:30Frasier To Kill a Talking Bird When Niles moves into a prestigious new building that won't allow cats or dogs, he buys himself a talking bird that ends up causing more problems. 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Plimpton Stimulation Sheldon meets a famous physicist online and invites her over to the flat, where she spends her time flirting with Leonard. 
10:25The Big Bang Theory The Staircase Implementation This episode flashes back to the start of Sheldon and Leonard's friendship seven years earlier and explains the roommate agreement. 
10:50The Simpsons Lisa's Substitute Lisa develops a crush on her substitute teacher but is embarrassed when he meets Homer, while Bart stands against Martin for class president. 
11:20The Simpsons The War of The Simpsons After Homer gets drunk at a party and leers at Maude Flanders, Marge forces him to accompany her on a marriage counselling weekend at a wooded retreat. 
11:50The Simpsons Blood Feud When Mr Burns needs a vital blood transfusion, Bart is the only one with the right blood type. But Mr Burns fails to show the Simpsons enough gratitude for Bart's blood... 
12:25The Dark Crystal Film (1982) Fantasy puppet adventure. The gentle Gelflings face a bleak future under the vulture-like Skeksis unless they can find and replace the missing shard of an all-powerful crystal. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Janet Street-Porter is in Dictionary Corner. 
15:00Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds presents the hit show in which players could win up to 250 grand. Players could also double their money with Box 23 - but are they brave enough to buy it with their winnings? 
16:00Come Dine with Me In Chelmsford and Brentwood plucky Michelle Pannell, party boy Tony Brooks and ex-holiday rep Gary Clark compete against Essex newcomer Ami Mehta. The food ranges from kebab to goat soup. 
17:00Four in a Bed The first visit of the week is to Scotland and The Borgue Hotel, which Vince and Shirley Barrett run with military precision. But guests Ken and Elaine aren't keen on the orange towels. 
17:30Coach Trip The coach rolls into Gyor, Hungary, and the tourists get hands on with fire. A water polo game sees one tourist literally get that sinking feeling, before more water works at a tetchy vote. 
18:00The Simpsons You Only Move Twice Homer is offered a new job by mysterious businessman Hank Scorpio. But will Marge, Bart and Lisa be happy in their idyllic new home town? 
18:30Hollyoaks Theresa makes a shocking discovery while doing a good turn. Darren takes matters into his own hands, the police are one step ahead and Esther is in turmoil about a desperate Phoebe. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
19:25Party Election Broadcast A party election broadcast. 
19:30The Secret Life of 4 Year Olds This documentary follows 10 four-year-olds as they meet at nursery, exploring how children make and break friendships, share, stand up for themselves and find their place in a social group. 
20:30Travel Man: 48 Hours in Istanbul Richard Ayoade is joined by comedian Adam Hills on a whirlwind weekend in Istanbul including a boat trip, a massage, a very close shave, and some haggling at the Grand Bazaar. (S1 Ep2/4) 
21:00My Big Fat Gypsy Grand National To celebrate this year's Grand National Festival, a one-off special follows Gypsies and Travellers as they descend on the biggest horse race in the calendar. 
22:00Raised by Wolves The iPhone, the B***h and the Wardrobe Della forces the kids to attend uncle Natie's birthday party where Germaine develops an unusual perspective on Cathy and Lee's relationship. (Ep4/6) 
22:30How to Be a Young Billionaire Documentary meeting three young British entrepreneurs seeking their fortunes in San Francisco's multi-billion-dollar technology gold rush. 
23:35First Dates The new series continues. Will historical re-enactor Rory's Viking beard knowledge impress cross-stitcher Maddie? And is fireman Rich beautician Steph's knight in shining armour? (S3 Ep5/9) 
00:3024 Hours in A&E This episode meets patients and families looking to the future rather than dwelling on the past. Scott, who was diagnosed with schizophrenia as a teenager, has badly cut his knee. (S8 Ep13) 
01:30The Secret Millionaire Thirty-year-old self-made multi-millionaire Mark Pearson goes undercover in Nottingham, where crime rates are twice the national average, to find people he can help. 
02:25The Fairy Jobmother USA Hayley Taylor tries to find a job for former regional sales manager La Tasha Smith, who lives in North Hollywood, California, and has been out of work for a year and a half. 
03:15Hugh's Three Hungry Boys Trevor, Thom and Tim hatch a plan to turn Daisy the milkfloat into a swap shop at a Cornish carnival. But it doesn't quite go to plan, leaving Tim with a tricky situation to resolve. 
04:10Secret Location Sunita Shroff helps Hannah and Viji who are house-hunting in Hampshire with a whopping 1.5m. But even with that sum they can't find the home of their dreams around Winchester... 
05:05Phil Spencer: Secret Agent Phil visits John and Paul Campbell in Largs on Scotland's west coast, hoping to convince the brothers to clean up their act after letting 11 months go by without finding a buyer. [SL] 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Janet Street-Porter is in Dictionary Corner.