This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Monday, November 19 2018

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Adrian Chiles is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:303rd Rock from the Sun Auto EuroDicka When the aliens shop for a new car, Sally falls in love with an expensive vehicle that is out of her price range. Dick has casual sex with a woman he meets at the cinema. 
06:553rd Rock from the Sun Stuck with Dick In an attempt to win Mary back, Dick surprises her at the library with a picnic. But his plan backfires when the two of them are locked into the building for the weekend. 
07:203rd Rock from the Sun Portrait of Tommy as an Old Man: Tommy grows tired of having to handle all the youth-related duties when he's the oldest member of the crew, so he decides to retire from the mission. 
07:45Everybody Loves Raymond What Good Are You? Ray tries to prove his manliness after failing to act swiftly enough in an emergency involving Debra. 
08:10Everybody Loves Raymond Super Bowl Ray is sent to cover the Super Bowl by his paper, but his excitement is tempered by having to choose someone to accompany him - will he make the right choice? 
08:40Frasier Retirement Is Murder When Martin continues his 20-year obsession with solving a murder, Frasier steps in with his own solution: that the killer was a monkey. 
09:05Frasier Fool Me Once, Shame on You, Fool Me Twice Frasier attempts to work his psychoanalysis on a self-confessed lazy criminal, Phil, who has stolen his briefcase and his car. 
09:40Frasier You Scratch My Book Stunning pop psychologist Honey Snow (Shannon Tweed) makes quite an impression on Frasier, against his better judgement. 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA The first of a two-part visit to Mangia Mangia in Woodland Park, Colorado. The Italian restaurant has an identity crisis, a headstrong owner and a defiant head chef. (S7 Ep3/10) 
11:00The Simpsons Bart the Fink After Krusty the Clown is busted for tax evasion by Bart, he disappears in a mysterious plane crash. 
11:30The Simpsons Lisa The Vegetarian Lisa turns vegetarian after petting a lamb, but can't find anyone in Springfield who shares her sensibilities, except for Apu and his friends Paul and Linda McCartney. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05A New Life in the Sun The series following expats chasing new dream lives abroad. In this episode, a British charter boat sets sail in southern Spain. And a Scot tries opening a restaurant in the Costa del Sol. 
13:05Kirstie's Handmade Christmas Series offering an explosion of festive cheer from Kirstie Allsopp's Christmas HQ. In the first episode, Kirstie hosts a magical Christmas cake-decorating competition. (1/10) 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Dr Phil Hammond is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00Fifteen to One Fifteen contestants go head to head in the iconic quiz hosted by Sandi Toksvig. Facing notoriously tough questions, they compete to become Grand Champion and take home ?40,000. (Ep11/35) 
16:00A Place in the Sun Husband and wife Steve and Dawn first visited Mijas 11 years ago and have wanted to own a holiday home there ever since. Laura Hamilton shows them five amazing properties for ?220,000. 
17:00Four in a Bed The competition starts at The Cimon in Torquay, where owners Mark and Jo Warden hope their four star establishment has what it takes to win. 
17:30Come Dine with Me First host in Devon is 51-year-old community nurse Tina, whose menu incorporates all of her best-loved dishes: a seaside-inspired starter, a Thai main and an old favourite to finish. 
18:00The Simpsons Clown in the Dumps Krusty loses confidence and retires from show business after his father dies without ever giving approval to his son's career. Lisa frets about Homer's health. (S26 Ep1) 
18:30Hollyoaks Lily wants to spend the day with Prince, but he keeps rushing off. Meanwhile, Damon decides to steal some cocktail recipes from The Loft, and Louis is playing family peacemaker. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Liam Bakes Liam Charles brings a fresh perspective to baking, making the perfect brownie, a rhubarb and custard cheesecake, and a savoury donut slider with crispy katsu chicken. (Ep2/5) 
20:30Food Unwrapped Jimmy Doherty discovers why caviar is so expensive. Kate Quilton reveals how a malty unsung hero is made. Plus: muesli. (S15 Ep6) 
21:0024 Hours in A&E Jacob, who's 20, has crashed his car into a wall at high speed. Joan, who's 82, has fallen down the stairs. Young Jackson has a suspected infection on his cheek. (S16 Ep2) 
22:00First Dates Make-up artist and model Danni meets bar manager Aiden, the tallest man to ever enter the First Dates restaurant. Meanwhile, Sachen and Priya discover that they've met before. (S11 Ep4) 
23:05Emergency Helicopter Medics The air ambulance teams use battlefield dressings to try to save the life of a man who's bleeding to death. And nine-year-old Ar-Rayyan has been hit by a car. (Ep2/10) 
00:10Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares In the final programme of the series Gordon squares up to Mohammed, the owner of Dillons restaurant in New York City - whose kitchen is one of the most disgusting he has seen. 
01:00Alone at Home Feeling the pressure of parenting, Alison and Andrew head off for four days, leaving their kids home alone. Aged 10 to 15 - will Lola, Travis and Charlie cope? And what about Mum? (Ep2/4) [SL] 
01:55Walks with My Dog Celebrities explore the great British outdoors with their faithful hound. Dom Joly is on Hadrian's Wall, while Caroline Quentin heads for Cornwall's Frenchman's Creek. (S2 Ep1/6) [SL] 
02:50The Ladykillers Film (1955) Classic Ealing comedy. Alec Guinness and Peter Sellers star as gang members whose seemingly perfect crime could be scuppered by their elderly landlady. [SL] 
04:25Buy It Now Roland has a product he thinks makes the perfect cup of tea; Chris stands in for his wife to pitch a brand new board game; Vicky has a DIY product inspired by her dad. (Ep29) 
04:50Fifteen to One Fifteen contestants go head to head in the iconic quiz hosted by Sandi Toksvig. The players face notoriously tough questions as they compete to be Champion and take home ?40,000. (Ep10/35) 
05:45Kirstie's Vintage Gems Master sculptor and gilder Adam Williamson shows Kirstie Allsopp how easy it is to apply gold leaf to a second-hand picture frame, giving it that luxury look. 
05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Adrian Chiles is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.