This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Disney on Monday, December 16 2019

06:00Liv and Maddie Grandma-A-Rooney Grandma Janice shows up to present Liv with an award, but something just doesn't feel right. Joey invites three girls over to watch the Lover's Comet. S2 E18 
06:28Liv and Maddie Meatball-A-Rooney Willow gets a scholarship Maddie wanted, and they fight. Joey accidentally breaks Liv's toe and tries to make things better, but ends up making it even worse. S3 E7 
07:00Liv and Maddie Ask-Her-More-A-Rooney Liv gets upset when an interview focuses on her appearance instead of her acting. She enlists her friend Kristen Bell to help her change the conversation. S3 E8 
07:32Liv and Maddie Ridgewood-A-Rooney When Parker gets bumped up a few grades, he starts attending high school with Liv, Maddie and Joey! The older siblings now have to deal with him being good at everything. S3 E10 
08:00Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug & Cat Oblivio Ladybug and Cat Noir have amnesia.. A mysterious villain is prowling around Paris. Will our heroes recover in time to defeat Oblivio and turn him into a bad memory? S3 E10 
08:32Jessie Karate Kid-tastrophe Emma rebels and gets suspended from school. She runs away but Jessie finds her and gets her to reveal what's wrong. Ravi tries to rebel too, but it goes wrong. S4 E3 
09:00K.C. Undercover Runaway Robot - Part Two: K.C. enlists the help of former spy and computer expert Simone Deveraux when her family's sophisticated robot, Judy, runs away and is captured by enemy agents. S1 E21 
09:32K.C. Undercover Debutante Baller Kira tricks K.C. into going to the mother/daughter ball, saying it's for a mission. K.C. spoils mom's plans by asking Marisa to help her go from tomboy to glamorous. S1 E13 
10:00Liv and Maddie Champ-A-Rooney Before Diggie leaves for Australia, he needs to find Maddie and tell her how he feels about her. S2 E24 
10:32Liv and Maddie Helgaween-A-Rooney The Rooneys' Halloween takes an unexpected turn when a magic amulet turns twins Liv and Maddie into triplets and their sister is the frightening Helga. S2 E7 
11:00Jessie Help Not Wanted Jessie needs money so she takes a job at Empire Skate Building, not knowing Emma will be her boss. When they argue in front of a food critic Boomer must decide who to fire. S3 E13 
11:32Jessie Morning Rush Chaos ensues when Jessie only has half an hour to get the kids ready for school. Assignments must be finished and Emma must find an outfit she's happy to wear! S3 E14 
12:00Bunk'd Xander Says Goodbye Emma consoles Xander, who's worried about missing football summer camp. He doesn't want to disappoint his dad, an ex footballer, but doesn't want to miss Kikiwaka either. S1 E18 
12:32Bunk'd Griff is in the House: The Ross Kids return to camp for the summer and are surprised by some changes - Ravi has a new bunk mate and Woodchuck cabin has a new counsellor. S2 E1 
13:00K.C. Undercover Undercover Mother When a magazine tries to interview K.C. for being the smartest student she disguises herself as her mom so she can be featured and hide her identity as a spy. S2 E22 
13:32K.C. Undercover Collision Course The Coopers go undercover in a biker club..K.C. visits her therapist to tell him about the strange dreams and sightings she has been having regarding her cousin Abby. S2 E25 
14:00Jessie The Jessie-Nator Grudgement Day: Future Jessie appears, to warn current Jessie to run away as when Ravi grows up, he will create a robot army to try to destroy her and take over the world. S2 E20 
14:32Jessie Diary of a Mad Newswoman: Things get tense when Bryn joins the morning news readers to co-anchor with Emma and Luke. She tries to sabotage them so she can have the newscast all to herself. S2 E26 
15:00Liv and Maddie Ex-A-Rooney When Maddie and Josh start hanging out again, Joey feels awkward about y their rekindled friendship. S4 E9 
15:32Good Luck Charlie Le Halloween Amy dresses like a kangaroo for Halloween while Bob goes in his exterminator uniform. Amy teases him, but when a bat gets trapped it's Captain Extermo to the rescue. S3 E18 
16:00Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug & Cat Silencer Ladybug and Cat Noir challenge Luka, who is akumatized into Silencer. S3 E7 
16:31Jessie No Money, Mo' Problems: Jessie and Brookes' relationship is blossoming but his mother disapproves of their relationship. Tony realises he still has feelings for Jessie, but is it too late? S3 E24 
17:00Jessie Dance, Dance, Resolution Top UK band The Vamps star in this episode, where everyone is trying to get a date for the dance, except Jessie and Emma, who are trying to organize the whole thing. S4 E12 
17:32Liv and Maddie Match-A-Rooney Liv plays matchmaker at the school dance when she tries to make Joey fall for Willow. S2 E5 
18:00Liv and Maddie Hoops-A-Rooney Liv has an audition as a basketball star, so Maddie has to teach her to play - quickly! Meanwhile, Joey and Parker fight for the affection of a girl in their robotics class. S2 E6 
18:32Raven's Home In-Vision of Privacy When Booker has a vision of Tess getting her heart broken, he sets out with Levi to prevent it from happening. S1 E11 
19:00K.C. Undercover The Final Chapter - Part One: KC and Ernie continue their hunt for The Mask and the weapons distribution list while KC struggles to decide whether to be a spy, or go to college. S3 E25 
19:32Jessie Panic Attack Room Everyone's trapped in the panic room when Stuart changes the code to get time alone with Zuri. Bertram and Emma help Jessie with her audition for a Downton Abbey type show. S2 E24 
20:00Jessie Break Up and Shape Up Jessie feels threatened when Tony has to train a beautiful girl named Victoria to be a doorman. It forces the couple to question their relationship. S2 E25 
20:32Jessie Diary of a Mad Newswoman: Things get tense when Bryn joins the morning news readers to co-anchor with Emma and Luke. She tries to sabotage them so she can have the newscast all to herself. S2 E26 
21:00Jessie Caught Purple Handed Jessie finally gets an agent, then discovers he's so spectacularly unsuccessful he is thrilled to have her as a client. What's more he only wants her as a hand model! S3 E2 
21:32Jessie Understudied and Overdone Jessie understudies Susan Channing but she's really mean and never misses a performance. So Luke and Ravi detain her. She escapes and arrives as Jessie goes on stage. S3 E3 
22:00Disney The Lodge Under New Management Sean is in the unusual position of running the lodge with his parents, while Skye, Alex and Danielle prepare to go to a mysterious island together. S2 E9 
22:31Disney The Lodge Storm Skye and company head to the island, Solus in search of their next clue, while Sean is left back at the Lodge wishing he was there with them. S2 E10 
23:00Penny On M.A.R.S The Gig Penny, worried that Sebastian may have to leave M.A.R.S., asks Bakia to fund a scholarship. Trying to apologize to Sebastian, she sings publicly with Mitch at Twin Piins. S1 E13 
23:29Penny On M.A.R.S The Protest Penny risks being expelled from M.A.R.S. but, thanks her friends for their help.The teachers decide just to punish but not expel her. Penny makes up with Camilla. S1 E14 
23:57Evermoor Chronicles Splintered Bella is set to leave for fashion school, but when a mysterious man in a magic mirror shatters Ludo into magical splinters, she realises she must stay to fix Ludo. S2 E1 
00:23Evermoor Chronicles The Things They Say About Alice Alice is nervous on her first day at Evermoor High. A magic splinter causes rumours about her to come true and she becomes a rampaging rock star. S2 E2 
00:48Miraculous Tales of Ladybug... ...& Cat Noir. Nino is angry with Adrien's father and Hawk Moth uses that anger to turn him into The Bubbler, who makes adults disappear. Will Ladybug and Cat Noir escape? S1 E2 
01:12Miraculous Tales of Ladybug... ...& Cat Noir. Copycat: When a disgruntled sculptor who is in love with Ladybug is targeted by Hawk Moth, he is transformed into Copycat, a perfect double of Cat Noir. S1 E3 
01:36Disney The Lodge I Choose You Skye waits for a reply from the boy she has chosen, who is worried it might affect his friendship with the others. S2 E1 
01:59Disney The Lodge Partners Kaylee makes a new friend at music school who has a proposal for her. Danielle and Ben go treasure hunting while Skye prepares to go on a date. S2 E2 
02:22Penny On M.A.R.S Penny's New Life - Part Two: Penny and Camilla learnt they have been selected for M.A.R.S. Penny meets Sebastian but she doesn't know he is the same guy Camilla loves. S1 E2 
02:46Violetta Violetta sings with Leon to get back at Tomas. Matias is worried Jade will abandon him when she's rich, so dresses up as the ghost of Maria to scare her into giving him what he wants. S1 E27 
03:33Sadie Sparks Party On!/The Secret Curse Sadie employs an app to help boost her party. Sadie is accused of unleashing dark magic upon the world. S1 E12 
03:56New: Best Bugs Forever Dung and Dunger/Fan Boy Mo refuses to let go of her suspicions about a dung beetle crook. Eddie abandons his friends for Doug because the bug is a Bugzball legend's brother. S1 E17 
04:20New: Go Away Unicorn! S1 Make Like a Tree, Unicorn!/Claus Out, Unicorn! It's the turn of Alice and friends to decorate the holiday tree. Unicorn and Alice take over as a store's Santa and elf. S1 E10 
04:43101 Dalmatian Street My Fair Dolly/Flea-Mageddon Clarissa challenges Dolly to pass as posh at the Petiquette Pooch. There's a flea outbreak. Dylan quarantines the infected. S1 E9 
05:09Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... Syren Talented swimmer Ondine gets akumatized into Syren. She has feelings for Kim and wants to turn Paris into an underwater kingdom for her prince. S2 E14 
05:32Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... Zombiezou Sweet Miss Bustier gets akumatized into Zombizou. Armed with an evil black lipstick, she wants to spread love in the city... by force. S2 E15 
06:00Liv and Maddie Coach-A-Rooney A new coach for the girls' basketball team arrives and falls out with Maddie. When Liv agrees to help Parker with his art project, her date with Holden takes an unexpected turn. S3 E11