This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Disney on Wednesday, May 29 2013

06:00Austin & Ally Successes & Setbacks The gang stays up rehearsing for Austin's demo record with Jimmy Starr. Austin works too hard, strains his vocal chords and faces a choice that could affect his career. 
06:25Shake It Up Split It Up Gary Wilde chooses CeCe and Gunther to appear on Good Morning Chicago. Rocky finds it hard not to be jealous, but Tinka doesn't even try, and plots to get her off the show. 
06:50A.N.T. Farm EndurANTs China and the other ANTs head to Australia where this year's ANT convention is being held. Fletcher is accidentally stranded in desert so the other ANTs must save him. 
07:15Good Luck Charlie Can you Keep a Secret? PJ needs his birth certificate for a school trip, which means Amy and Bob have to own up to him about an embarrassing mistake when they registered his name. 
07:40Jessie To be Me, or not to be Me: Jessie gets her first part but after touching a strange talisman Ravi has been sent from India, she swaps personalities with Zuri, leaving the 8 year old to perform. New. 
08:05Phineas and Ferb Split Personality/Brain Drain Candace stands in front of a ray, gets zapped and it splits her into two personalities. The boys are home with colds so decide to make it the best sick day ever. 
08:30Gravity Falls The Time Traveller's Pig Dipper discovers there's a machine in Gravity Falls that can help him travel back through time. Meanwhile, it's love at first sight for Mabel when she wins a pet pig. 
09:00Jessie The Whining It's Halloween and the kids are scared history might repeat itself when the doorman tells them about a nanny who harmed her charges. Jessie and Tony try to gatecrash a party. New. 
09:25Jessie To be Me, or not to be Me: Jessie gets her first part but after touching a strange talisman Ravi has been sent from India, she swaps personalities with Zuri, leaving the 8 year old to perform. New. 
09:50Austin & Ally Ferris Wheels and Funky Breath Austin likes Kira, who's working on his video, then discovers she has bad breath. He decides to fire her, then realises he can't as she's Jimmy Starr's daughter. 
10:15Austin & Ally Costumes & Courage When a mystery guest that he is supposed to sing with at Jimmy Starr's party is accidentally scared off, Austin's amazed when Ally performs instead, despite her stage fright. 
10:40Shake It Up Whodunnit Up? Things keep going wrong on the show, and get so bad it may have to be cancelled. Will they be able to work out who's causing all the problems in time to save the show? 
11:05Shake It Up Beam It Up Rocky and CeCe go on a date with two guys they met at the Halloween party. CeCe's a bit nervous as the guys were wearing masks when they met, but the guys turn out to be cute if a bit odd. 
11:30The Suite Life on Deck Double Crossed Excitement abounds on board, as not only Hannah Montana and Lilly, but also Alex, Justin and Max from the Wizards of Waverley Place, are on board en route to Hawaii. 
11:55Cars Toons Air Mater Mater takes flying lessons, accidentally finds himself in formation flying squad The Falcon Hawks, and is forced to perform a dangerous stunt. He is rescued by Lightning McQueen Hawk! 
12:00The Wizards Return: Alex vs Alex The Wizards return as Alex accidentally creates a good and evil Alex. She gets involved in an evil wizard's plot to take over the world and must find a way to save her family, human kind and herself. 
13:00Get The Look Episode 17 Stylist Electra Formosa explores military styles, especially the look worn by Wizards of Waverly Place's Justin (as played by David Henrie). 
13:05Jessie We are so Grounded Jessie and the kids are flying to meet their parents when the plane crash lands. The kids find monster footprints and are scared until they find a scientist planted them. 
13:30So Random! Episode 16 The inimitable Miss Piggy, Muppet extraordinaire, guest stars in this spin-off from Sonny with a Chance - and needless to say, the porcine diva steals the show! 
13:55Wizards of Waverly Place Beware Wolf Justin falls for a girl he meets on a wizard meeting website called Wizface. His new love turns out to be a werewolf and turns him into one too, but Dad comes to the rescue. 
14:20The Suite Life on Deck A London Carol Cody and Bailey ask for help with their charity event, but London refuses. When her magic mirror takes her to her past, present and future, she learns giving is important. 
14:45Good Luck Charlie Charlie Did It! While in the chemist's shop with Teddy and Gabe, Charlie grabs a pair of sunglasses from the shelf. A shoplifting alarm is set off, and the shop manager won't let them leave. 
15:10Jessie Evil Times Two Evil Nanny Agatha's beautiful, friendly sister visits, and has nowhere to sleep so Jessie invites her to stay. Angela isn't as nice as she seems and tries to steal Jessie's job. 
15:35PrankStars Secret Agent Allstar Weekend meet fan Stephanie when she looks after the phones at a fake talent agency. Twins Abigaille and Emily meet idol Bridgit Mendler at a fake environmental ad campaign. 
16:00Hannah Montana Super (Stitious) Girl: Miley has lost the lucky anklet her mother gave her, and thinks it's bad luck. Things start to go wrong. Will it mean she can't perform in the concert that night in Hawaii? 
16:25Dog With A Blog Stan of the House Step-siblings Tyler and Avery discover the family's newly adopted dog Stan can talk and even blog, so they must work together to keep his secret. 
16:50Gravity Falls Headhunters Mabel sculpts a life-size wax statue for Grunkle Stan's collection. It's attacked that night and beheaded. Dipper and Mabel decide to investigate. Larry King and Coolio guest star. 
17:15Code 9 Be prepared for pranks galore in this hidden camera/reality TV show, where mischievous youngsters play tricks on their unsuspecting parents! 
17:40Good Luck Charlie Le Halloween Amy dresses like a kangaroo for Halloween while Bob goes in his exterminator uniform. Amy teases him, but when a bat gets trapped it's Captain Extermo to the rescue. New. 
18:00Jessie The Secret Life of Mr Kipling Ravi's pet lizard Mr Kipling turns out to be pregnant! She lays eggs, which accidentally end up in an egg-themed restaurant, where they hatch, causing chaos. 
18:25A.N.T. Farm MutANT Farm In this fantasy episode the ANTs are monsters and the older kids are humans - meaning they have to do what the ANTs tell them, including all the preparation for the Halloween dance. 
18:50Austin & Ally Burglaries and Boobytraps Ally and her fellow workers are determined to find out who's robbing the shops in the mall. CCTV shows Austin taking a guitar from a showcase. Is he really the thief? 
19:10Wizards of Waverly Place Wizard of the Year Alex wins Wizard of the Year for saving the world from the Angels of Darkness. Mason is jealous when Chase turns up, and to Alex's horror turns into a werewolf to attack him. 
19:35My Babysitter's a Vampire Siren Song Ethan and Benny discover a local singer may have a voice like an angel, but she's really a Siren - a mythical creature whose song brings out the self-destructive worst in listeners. New. 
20:00Let it Shine Film (2012) In this all-singing, all-dancing Disney Channel Original movie a young musician writes a song for the girl he loves. It wins a contest but his friend gets the credit. Will he get the girl too? 
21:35How To Be Indie How to Live in Stereo Indie has a cunning plan to help her meet her favourite band and get Abi named employee of the millenium. She's going to get Stereos to play at the Hut! Guest stars: Stereos. 
22:00My Babysitter's a Vampire Flushed Rory confesses he flushed two baby alligators down the drain at the same time Benny flushed away one of his potions. Now there are two large angry alligators on the loose! New. 
22:25Hannah Montana We're So Sorry, Uncle Earl Miley's would-be rock star uncle visits and she must choose between family and a gig that an important critic is due to attend. Guest star comedian David Koechner. 
22:50Hannah Montana Joanie B Goode Oliver falls for Joanie, upsetting Lilly and Miley. Oliver gets Miley to ask Joanie to a sleepover. The girls like each other better than expected. Jackson dates Rico's cousin. 
23:15So Random! Episode Four Mitchel Musso stars in this spin-off show from Sonny with a Chance, consisting of hilarious skits and sketches packed with eccentric spoof characters, crazy games and great music. 
23:35Shake It Up Throw It Up Gary Wilde gives Rocky and CeCe the responsibility for running the show, which leads to arguments and disasters. Rocky eventually brings in some neighbourhood dancers to perform. 
00:00Disney Channel Preview Disney Channel is the home of Shake It Up, Wizards Of Waverly Place and The Suite Life of Zack On Deck and incredible original movies! 
06:00Austin & Ally Albums & Auditions Austin gets a record deal, then discovers he has nodules on his vocal cords and may never sing again! He must choose between a risky operation and maybe giving up his career?