This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Disney on Saturday, May 30 2020

06:00Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug & Cat The Dark Owl Mr. Damocles gets akumatized into Dark Owl. Armed with high-tech gadgets, he wants to get revenge on Ladybug and Cat Noir, who've humiliated him. S2 E13 
06:30Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug & Cat Syren Talented swimmer Ondine gets akumatized into Syren. She has feelings for Kim and wants to turn Paris into an underwater kingdom for her prince. S2 E14 
07:00Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug & Cat Zombiezou Sweet Miss Bustier gets akumatized into Zombizou. Armed with an evil black lipstick, she wants to spread love in the city... by force. S2 E15 
07:30New: Bunk'd Whatever Floats Your Goat Boat Lou discovers that Mayor Higgins, who is up for re-election, is actually a goat! Lou decides to run against him with a sloth named Mrs. Fuzzybelly. S4 E18 
08:00Just Roll With It The Elevator After a row about the destruction of the radio booth, the Bennett-Blatts get stuck in an elevator. Eventually each member confesses to their part in the mess. S1 E8 
08:30Jessie Green Eyed Monsters Jessie is worried about Tony's jealousy after he turns up at an improv class she's doing with Petey and tries to make a fool of him. S2 E1 
09:00Jessie Make New Friends and Hide the Old On her first day at school Emma clashes with another student over an assignment, but they discover they have a lot in common and end up becoming friends. S2 E3 
09:30Bunk'd No Escape When Jorge and Zuri sneak out to buy something from the general store in town, Emma and Xander have to get them back before Gladys notices they're all gone! S1 E12 
10:00Liv and Maddie Steal-a-Rooney Maddie tries to advise Liv on how to make new friends now she's back living at home, but her advice doesn't have the desired effect. S1 E4 
10:30Liv and Maddie Sweet 16-a-Rooney The girls are looking forward to planning their 16th birthday celebrations, but have different ideas. Then their parents divulge they weren't actually born on the same day. S1 E6 
11:00Good Luck Charlie Welcome Home Amy brings home the new baby, and Bob's mum shows up to help - but unfortunately, she drives everyone crazy. Teddy tries to keep her occupied and away from Amy. S3 E9 
11:30Sydney To The Max S2 Father of the Bride Syd is excited to join the first girls' fencing team at school, but quickly learns it's more than she bargained for. S2 E2 
12:00K.C. Undercover Undercover Mother When a magazine tries to interview K.C. for being the smartest student she disguises herself as her mom so she can be featured and hide her identity as a spy. S2 E22 
12:30Gabby Duran & The Unsittables Enter the Dranis Gabby gets an invitation from outer space to babysit a client on a fancy vacation planet. She dismisses Principal Swift's objection and accepts the opportunity. S1 E19 
13:00Gabby Duran & The Unsittables Enter the Dranis, Part Two Gabby has been captured on a fancy vacation planet, Swift and Jeremy need to rescue her. Orb must find a method of portal transport to get them there. S1 E20 
13:30Raven's Home Friday Night Tights A new rival arrives to get between Booker and Danni. Meanwhile, Raven frets about attracting new investors for Ravenous S3 E11 
14:00Just Roll With It Bringing Up Toilet Blair and Owen are enamored with the family's new high-tech talking toilet. Rachel and Byron try to prove to the kids they're cool enough to hang out with. S1 E15 
14:30Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug & Cat Zombiezou Sweet Miss Bustier gets akumatized into Zombizou. Armed with an evil black lipstick, she wants to spread love in the city... by force. S2 E15 
15:00Jessie The Telltale Duck Jessie agrees to go to Bertram's high school reunion with him, pretend to be his girlfriend, and invents a life story so he can show an old classmate how successful he is. S3 E16 
15:30Jessie Where's Zuri? Stewart has a new laid-back male nanny, Hudson. When the two kids have play dates, Hudson and Jessie clash, so they stop the playdates. Stewart and Zuri are upset and run away. S3 E17 
16:00Gabby Duran & The Unsittables Enter the Dranis Gabby gets an invitation from outer space to babysit a client on a fancy vacation planet. She dismisses Principal Swift's objection and accepts the opportunity. S1 E19 
16:30Gabby Duran & The Unsittables Enter the Dranis, Part Two Gabby has been captured on a fancy vacation planet, Swift and Jeremy need to rescue her. Orb must find a method of portal transport to get them there. S1 E20 
17:00Penny On M.A.R.S The Protest:Penny risks being expelled from M.A.R.S. but, thanks her friends for their help.The teachers decide just to punish but not expel her. Penny makes up with Camilla. S1 E14 
17:30Penny On M.A.R.S The Charm Camilla learns how Penny and Sebastian first met. Penny and Sebastian talk and kiss. Penny's singing exam is a success so she'll be able to audition for the big concert. S1 E15 
18:00Camp Rock Film (2008) The Jonas Brothers star in a musical romance about a bad boy rocker who goes to camp to improve his image. He falls for a poor girl with a great voice. Can love survive despite the odds? 
19:40Access All Areas: Zombies 2 Film Take a behind-the-scenes look at Zombies 2, with challenges, games and more featuring Meg and Milo. Don't forget to watch Zombies 2 on Disney Channel! 
19:45Under The Sea: A Descendants... Film ... Short Story: This entertaining short includes a cover version of Kelly Clarkson's song Stronger, sung by Descendants' stars Dove Cameron and China Anne McClain. 
20:00Jessie Between the Swoon and New York City Jessie meets handsome, rich Brooks not realising he's evil Mrs Chesterfield's son. When she hears he's dating Jessie she's furious and cuts off his money. S3 E23 
20:30Jessie No Money, Mo' Problems: Jessie and Brookes' relationship is blossoming but his mother disapproves of their relationship. Tony realises he still has feelings for Jessie, but is it too late? S3 E24 
21:00Jessie The Runaway Bride of Frankenstein Brooks proposes to Jessie, but she can't decide whether to accept, as she doesn't know if the kids like him. Can Brooks win the kids over and gain her hand? S3 E25 
21:30Jessie There Goes the Bride Brooks gets a job in Africa. Jessie wants to go with him, so they must move their wedding date. Jessie is sad to leave the kids and her career behind. What will she do? S3 E26 
22:00Disney The Lodge Finish Line Skye competes in the Enduro final, Alex and Danielle to try and piece together the final clue in the mystery and Kaylee's big moment's finally arrived. S2 E14 
22:30Disney The Lodge The North Star With the clock ticking Skye and her friends attempt to complete the mystery while Noah has a surprise for Kaylee and Alex confronts her past. S2 E15 
23:00Penny On M.A.R.S Tom's Real Identity The teams for the 2-good are out and Penny finds out that she has to work with Sasha. S2 E2 
23:29Penny On M.A.R.S Mom, Meet Dad The background of the mysterious Tom is revealed. Will this affect whether the others can trust him? S2 E3 
23:57Evermoor Chronicles The Itchies Bella invites Harper, a fashion vlogger, to visit, to boost her fashion cred. But she has another problem - splintered Bog Lice have escaped causing an itchy problem. S2 E8 
00:23Evermoor Chronicles Race to Stink Island Ludo remembers he was filming on his phone the night he was shattered. They race to the island to find it. But betrayal and heartbreak also await. S2 E33 
00:48Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug & Cat Pixelator Vincent is a fan of rock star Jagged Stone. Akumatized by Hawk Moth, he turns into Pixelator. He wants to capture his idol's image. Can Ladybug and Cat stop him? S1 E23 
01:12Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug & Cat Antibug After an argument with Ladybug, Chloe gets akumatized and turns into Antibug, meaning Ladybug will have to fight an opponent with the same powers as her. S1 E24 
01:36Disney The Lodge I'll Huff and I'll Puff With the lodge under serious threat from Gil, Skye decides to make a stand and Alex and Danielle both return, having unfinished business. S2 E7 
01:59Disney The Lodge No Hard Feelings Ben and Noah try and distract Sean from his problems, Kaylee focuses on her music and Skye is forced to team up with Alex and Danielle. S2 E8 
02:22Penny On M.A.R.S The Gig Penny, worried that Sebastian may have to leave M.A.R.S., asks Bakia to fund a scholarship. Trying to apologize to Sebastian, she sings publicly with Mitch at Twin Piins. S1 E13 
02:46Violetta Episode 193 Roxy withdraws from Leon. He confronts Violetta, blames her for coming between them and tells her to stay away from them. Ramallo and Beto fight a duel for Olga. S3 E33 
03:33Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug & Cat The Evillustrator A fellow student in love with Marinette gets akumatized. Now the Evillustrator, he seeks revenge against Chloe, the bully who made fun of him. S1 E8 
03:56Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug & Cat Rogercop Sabrina's police officer dad is akumatized. Now Rogercop, he establishes authoritarian rule in Paris. Can Ladybug and Cat Noir prove they're the real righters of wrongs? S1 E9 
04:20Disney The Lodge Cancelled Ben quits his job at the Lodge. The reality show cameras arrive, ruining Skye's chance to convince him to stay. She is sick of having cameras around and throws them out. S1 E7 
04:43Disney The Lodge Wishful Thinking Kaylee is leaving the lodge, but Ben is returning. Sean learns the lodge is worth a lot of money. Everyone makes a wish. S1 E8 
05:09Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug & Cat Timebreaker Marinette is looking after Alex's watch when it gets broken. Akuma evilises Alex so she becomes Timebreaker, and can freeze everyone in time so she can get the watch back. S1 E4 
05:32Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug & Cat The Pharoah Jalil, a young Egyptologist, is akumatized by Hawk Moth. He becomes Pharaoh and wants to sacrifice Alya in a ritual. Can Ladybug and Cat Noir stop him? S1 E5 
06:00Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug & Cat Captain Hardrock Juleka's mother is akumatized into Captain Hardrock. Steering an impregnable ship and armed with a pirate sword, she wants to blast her music across Paris. S2 E16