This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Disney on Monday, January 27 2020

06:00Liv and Maddie Steal-a-Rooney Maddie tries to advise Liv on how to make new friends now she's back living at home, but her advice doesn't have the desired effect. S1 E4 
06:28Liv and Maddie Sweet 16-a-Rooney The girls are looking forward to planning their 16th birthday celebrations, but have different ideas. Then their parents divulge they weren't actually born on the same day. S1 E6 
07:00Liv and Maddie Sleep-a-Rooney Liv volunteers to supervise Parker's sleepover in hopes of reconnecting with him, having realised how much he's grown up while she's been away. But it doesn't go well... S1 E7 
07:32Liv and Maddie Dodge-a-Rooney Maddie has always enjoyed volunteering at the senior centre, but when Liv decides to volunteer there too, running a choir, things soon become confrontational. S1 E8 
08:00Liv and Maddie Switch-a-Rooney Liv is up for a role in the Space Werewolves film. Joey and Parker want to discourage her, so send a nerd to ask awkward questions. But series fan Maddie turns up instead. S1 E9 
08:32Jessie Green Eyed Monsters Jessie is worried about Tony's jealousy after he turns up at an improv class she's doing with Petey and tries to make a fool of him. S2 E1 
09:00Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... Troublemaker Jagged Stone's assistant Penny gets akumatized into Troublemaker. Used to solving other people's problems, now she's going to cause them! S2 E5 
09:32Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... Gigantitan A toddler is akumatized into Gigantitan, a giant baby who hunts for a lollipop and destroys everything in his path! Stopping him won't be child's play. S2 E6 
10:00Coop & Cami Ask The World Would You Wrather Be the Heart or the Hammer? Cooper and Cami learn that their beloved hangout, their local ice rink, is going ot be torn down by its new owner, Bobby Bonafante. S1 E7 
10:32Coop & Cami Ask The World Would You Wrather Escape? Cooper uses an escape room game as a way of forcing Cami and Fred to hash out their issues. S1 E8 
11:00Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug & Cat Reflekdoll Juleka becomes Reflekta again. This time, the supervillain is not alone. Marinette and Adrien are having trouble with their Miraculouses. Can they stop Reflekta? S3 E5 
11:32Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug & Cat Weredad Is Cat Noir about to learn that Marinette is Ladybug? And what will happen when her father is akumatized into Weredad? S3 E6 
12:00Stuck In The Middle Stuck in Spring Break The Diaz family is spring cleaning during spring break until Tom decides to deliver a boat himself and take the family too, leading to an unexpected reunion. S3 E16 
12:32Stuck In The Middle Stuck with a New Squad When George doesn't make it to the basketball team, Harley convinces the coach to make her the team mascot, with unexpected consequences. S3 E11 
13:00Miraculous Tales of Ladybug... ...& Cat Noir. Pharoah: Jalil, a young Egyptologist, is akumatized by Hawk Moth. He becomes Pharaoh and wants to sacrifice Alya in a ritual. Can Ladybug and Cat Noir stop him? S1 E5 
13:32Miraculous Tales of Ladybug... ...& Cat Noir. Mr Pigeon: Mr Ramier is a pigeon lover. Akumatized by Hawk Moth, he becomes Mr Pigeon and wants to turn Paris into a kingdom for his favorite birds. Can our heroes stop him? S1 E6 
14:00Bunk'd Zuri had a Little Lamb Lou assigns Zuri and Emma to barn duty. The boys discover Gladys has been hiding a secret in the woods. S2 E3 
14:32Bunk'd Zuri Weasels Out To Zuri's dismay, Hazel makes her a trainee counsellor in the Weasel cabin. Meanwhile Jorge and Griff convince Ravi that the camp's horse has a hidden talent. S2 E5 
15:00Liv and Maddie Shoe-A-Rooney Liv gives Maddie some high heels to make her more girly. Maddie's reaction surprises her. She becomes obsessed with fashion. Can Liv get the Maddie she knows and loves back? S1 E17 
15:32Good Luck Charlie The Break Up Teddy is losing interest in Derek but finds it hard to dump him as he keeps doing nice things. Amy volunteers to coach Gabe's Pee Wee hockey team but gets too competitive. S2 E13 
16:00Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug & Cat The Puppeteer 2: Ladybug and Cat Noir must face the Puppeteer again at the Musee Grevin! Our heroes will need to put on a show to stop her. S3 E21 
16:31K.C. Undercover Catch Him if You Can K.C. must capture wanted computer hacker Noah Stone, but finds herself competing against teen bounty hunter Pinky Carter, who also wants to catch the hacker. S2 E13 
17:00Jessie Star Wars Morgan asks teen movie heartthrob Jordan to stay with the Ross family so he can convince him to star in his next movie. Emma fancies him and is jealous when he asks Jessie out. S1 E14 
17:32Liv and Maddie Cowbell-A-Rooney Liv wants to help new co-star, Kyle, feel welcome, so she throws a party to introduce him to her Ridgewood friends. He has a great time and meets a girl he likes - Maddie! S3 E4 
18:00Liv and Maddie Grandma-A-Rooney Grandma Janice shows up to present Liv with an award, but something just doesn't feel right. Joey invites three girls over to watch the Lover's Comet. S2 E18 
18:32Raven's Home Disorder in the Court Levi's Dad returns from prison. Raven, Chelsea and the kids are dismayed to learn he has stolen Chelsea's invention, The Schmop, so they take him to court. S3 E7 
19:00K.C. Undercover Down in the Dumps To boost Ernie's self-confidence, K.C. tells him that he's in charge of their mission, though she's secretly running point. S2 E9 
19:32Jessie Coffee Talk Justin Timberlake is in town. The chance of getting two VIP passes to his show divides the household, with the girls arguing over who deserves them. Who will win the argument? S3 E27 
20:00Jessie Close Shave Bertram accidentally shaves part of Luke's head. He and Zuri fear retaliation. To avoid being teased about the wedding Jessie lies and tells the visiting Darla that Tony is Brooks. S4 E1 
20:32Jessie But Africa Is So...Far! The Ross kids head for Africa, convinced Jessie wants to rekindle her relationship with Brooks, and determined to stop her. They find themselves on a wild adventure. S4 E2 
21:00Jessie Karate Kid-tastrophe Emma rebels and gets suspended from school. She runs away but Jessie finds her and gets her to reveal what's wrong. Ravi tries to rebel too, but it goes wrong. S4 E3 
21:32Jessie Moby and SCOBY Jessie goes back to college and ends up in the same class as Ravi. Meanwhile, Zuri brings home a baby giraffe from Africa. S4 E4 
22:00Disney The Lodge The New Girl Teenager Skye heads for the family's summer lodge for the first time in ages. Horrified to learn her father is planning to sell it she is determined to stop the sale. S1 E1 
22:31Disney The Lodge Reality Check Skye gives the lodge a makeover to attract customers, but is upset handsome cyclist Sean hasn't turned up. She agrees to star in a reality show to promote the lodge. S1 E2 
23:00Penny On M.A.R.S A New Friend Seb has just found out the truth about Bakia and the stolen song, and he doesn't want to see Penny any more. She then falls down the stairs and ends up with two broken ribs. S2 E1 
23:29Penny On M.A.R.S Tom's Real Identity The teams for the 2-good are out and Penny finds out that she has to work with Sasha. S2 E2 
23:57The Evermoor Chronicles The Labours of Bella Bella learns the cost of lying when Esmerelda makes her take an exam to prove her right to the title Supreme Everine. S1 E12 
00:23The Evermoor Chronicles Spellbound After the loss of Bridget, and Cameron's traumatic return, Tara is ready to turn her back on magic. She just wants to be normal S1 E13 
00:48Miraculous Tales of Ladybug... ...& Cat Noir. The Evillustrator: A fellow student in love with Marinette gets akumatized. Now the Evillustrator, he seeks revenge against Chloe, the bully who made fun of him. S1 E8 
01:12Miraculous Tales of Ladybug... ...& Cat Noir. Rogercop: Sabrina's police officer dad is akumatized. Now Rogercop, he establishes authoritarian rule in Paris. Can Ladybug and Cat Noir prove they're the real righters of wrongs? S1 E9 
01:36Disney The Lodge Storm Skye and company head to the island, Solus in search of their next clue, while Sean is left back at the Lodge wishing he was there with them. S2 E10 
01:59Disney The Lodge Taking Sides Skye discovers she's won an award and that winning comes at a price, while Ben and Danielle face up to what happened on the island. S2 E11 
02:22Penny On M.A.R.S Tom's Real Identity The teams for the 2-good are out and Penny finds out that she has to work with Sasha. S2 E2 
02:46Violetta There are problems when Angie tries to stop Herman seeing Violetta at the studio. Can Violetta take part in the final without Herman knowing? S1 E69 
03:33Sadie Sparks Triple Crossed/Three's a Crowd The Wardens of Wizardry test Sadie and Blaine to see which young wizard has most potential. Sadie clones herself so she can go to Sam's BBQ. S1 E2 
03:56Best Bugs Forever Lousetopia/Bug of the Year Louie runs away and ends up stuck with a giant lizard! Eddie thinks he won Bug of the Year but he's just staff! S1 E6 
04:20New: Elena Of Avalor S3 Changing of the Guard Elena helps her Royal Seamstress try to become the first female member of Avalor's Royal Guard. S3 E12 
04:43101 Dalmatian Street Fetch/Don't Push Your Luck Dylan hires Fetch, an electronic personal assistant, to help manage the household. Dolly hopes to win the Board Dogs Contest, but she'll need some luck. S1 E17 
05:09Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug & Cat Chris Master Students Marinette and Adrien transform into superheroes Ladybug and Cat Noir, to save Paris by capturing evil creatures, Akumas, which transform people into villains. S3 E12 
05:32Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug & Cat Startrain Ladybug and Cat Noir challenge Max's mother, now Startrain. Our heroes will need help to stop her! S3 E12 
06:00Liv and Maddie Dump-a-Rooney Determined to be the first girl to win a basketball tournament, Maddie is horrified to find her partner Pete's a bit rusty, so she dumps him. But will her new partner be better? S1 E10