This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Disney on Thursday, May 23 2013

06:00Austin & Ally myTab, myPet: The friends queue for the new myTab, but when Dez lets everyone in front of him, Ally and Trish take over. So Austin and Dez are left to look after Ally's pet bird, which escapes! 
06:25Shake It Up Shrink It Up! When Rocky and CeCe start to argue, Gary recommends they visit his therapist. But after they've seen the shrink they argue more than ever, and it starts to affect their dancing. 
06:50A.N.T. Farm ANTswers Skidmore removes the school's internet access, so the ANTs start their own, called ANTernet. Lexi persuades Cameron something must be wrong with her if Vanessa is going out with him! 
07:15Good Luck Charlie Return to Super Adventure Land Gabe and Amy are asked to be in a commercial for an adventure park they are visiting. Amy takes it too seriously, re-writing the script so she gets a bigger part. 
07:40Jessie Say Yes to the Messy Dress A famous designer sends a dress to be reviewed on the Kitty Couture blog. The zip breaks while Jessie is wearing it, and the dress is wrecked. Can it be fixed? New. 
08:05Jessie Zombie Tea Party 5: Luke needs a new member of his paintball team at short notice. He enlists a terrified Ravi, but when Luke's team is losing badly, it's up to Jessie to save the day. 
08:30A.N.T. Farm SignificANT Other Chyna is fed up with Fletcher asking her out. Olive suggests she goes and is obnoxious and high maintenance. The plan backfires when Fletcher becomes infatuated and proposes. 
08:55Take Two With Phineas and Ferb Richard Hammond Top celebrity Richard Hammond, legendary petrol head and co-presenter of TV's Top Gear, drops by the studio to meet Phineas and Ferb as they host their own chat show. New. 
09:00Shake It Up Embarrass It Up Cece embarrasses herself on live TV, by passing gas. Rocky sneezes on TV and she gets embarrassed too. Flynn and Ty make fun of them after seeing these incidents happen. 
09:25Shake It Up Rocky and CeCe do an audition in Chicago, but CeCe freezes and isn't selected. Rocky doesn't want to do the show without her best friend and tries to think of a way to get host Gary to reconsider. 
09:50How To Be Indie How to make the perfect moment: Indie plans the perfect date with Aiden, but using a programme AJ developed almost leads to disaster. Marlon plans a charity Zombie walk and scares everyone. New. 
10:15How To Be Indie How to tame the beast: Indie plans to go to the school dance with Aiden, but she doesn't want Abi to be on her own. So she gives Abi a makeover, with unexpected results. Was it a mistake? New. 
10:40Phineas and Ferb She's the Mayor/The Lemonade Stand Candace wins a competition and becomes the Mayor of Danville for the day. Phineas and Ferb build the ultimate lemonade stand, and start to sell franchises. 
11:05Phineas and Ferb Nerds of a Feather: The boys go to a sci-fi/comic book fair to meet their hero, a special effects guru. Candace goes too, but won't say why. Doof wants to make a show starring himself. 
11:30Fish Hooks Doris Flores Gorgeous/Underwater Boy Problems arise when Bea and Milo want to visit Oscar's girlfriend. Milo is disappointed he's only the team's water boy until he discovers its importance. 
11:55Mickey Mouse - Have A Laugh Classic Disney cartoons have been digitally re-mastered in this great new series, bringing the fun-filled adventures of Mickey and his mates up-to-date for the 21st century. 
12:00Fish Hooks The Tale of Sir Oscar Fish Oscar fantasises about being a medieval knight, then after an accident finds himself living that life. 
12:15Hannah Montana Forever Hannah's Gotta Get This Hannah's producer says she must write a bonus track for her album, but she has writer's block. What she eventually writes is very different from usual. Iyaz guest stars. 
12:40Hannah Montana Forever I Will Always Remember You - Part One: Miley increasingly wonders if keeping her dual identity is worth it, after it stops her getting into university and gets Jesse accused of double-dating. 
13:05So Random! Episode Five Selena Gomez guest stars in this Sonny with a Chance spin-off, a selection of hilarious skits and sketches full of eccentric spoof characters like Olaf the foreign exchange student. 
13:30Groove High In this live-action series teenage musicians Zoe and Tom are on tour but love to look back on their formative years, the skills they learned, the friends they made and fun they had at Groove High. 
13:55Art Attack Pirates and Princesses In this Jake and the Never Land Pirates themed episode young artists can make a pirate treasure chest, and watch a pirate and princess shadow play. 
14:20Fish Hooks Flying Fish/Legend of the Earth Troll George Takei guest stars as a bird who helps Milo pursue his dream. To get Milo to recycle, Oscar promises him a visit from the Earth Troll if he does. 
14:45Shake It Up Tunnel It Up Rocky, CeCe and Tinka are excited about the prom, but it's the same night the show is going out live. The girls try to do both by chasing backwards and forwards through old tunnels. 
15:10Austin & Ally Rockers & Writers Austin's an extrovert singer and Ally's a shy but brilliant songwriter. When one of Ally's songs is recorded by Austin it's a big hit but will she tell the world she wrote it? 
15:35The Suite Life on Deck The Play's the Thing Cody re-stages his Paris break-up with Bailey as part of the school play, but she's upset by it. He tries to get her to forgive him, and realises it wasn't all her fault. 
16:00Wizards Of Waverly Place Rock around the Clock The wizards are being evicted. To protect their lair they use Jerry's time machine to go back in time, meet Jerry's father to try to prevent changes in the past occurring. 
16:25Wizards Of Waverly Place Wizards vs Everything Professor Young tells Alex, Justin and Max to use their powers to defeat Gorog, who has captured Juliet, and promised to make her young in exchange for the moral compass. 
16:50Dog With A Blog Dog Loses Girl Things go wrong when Chloe's parents ask Avery to look after her. Everyone seems to have something more important to do and the job of looking after Chloe is left to Stan. New. 
17:15Austin & Ally Campers and Complications Ally's friend Elliott visits. Austin realises he's jealous although he's dating Kira. He tries to ignore his feelings but ends up trying to sabotage the relationship. 
17:35Good Luck Charlie Dress Mess Amy lends Teddy her old dress for the prom, but Teddy thinks it's hideous and changes at school. Amy doesn't want to know the baby's sex, so Bob gets Gabe to help him find out. 
18:00Jessie The Trouble with Tessie Worried Tony is getting too clingy and jealous, Jessie panics when she 's invited to dinner to meet his parents and finds a ring in her dessert. Is he about to propose? New. 
18:25Jessie Why do Foils Fall in Love? It's Jessie and Tony's first anniversary and she plans to write a song for him, but when she thinks he's forgotten the song turns into an angry one which goes viral. New. 
18:50A.N.T. Farm AmusemANT Park Chyna and Cameron go to the fair but spend their money too quickly, leaving none for games or food. They work to earn the money back by taking over an empty game booth. 
19:10Good Luck Charlie Welcome Home Amy brings home the new baby, and Bob's mum shows up to help - but unfortunately, she drives everyone crazy. Teddy tries to keep her occupied and away from Amy. 
19:35Phineas and Ferb What Do It Do/Atlantis At last Candace finds a strange device in the yard and shows it to Mum, but it's not one of the boys' ones. Phineas and Ferb decide to go looking for Atlantis. 
20:00Wizards Of Waverly Place Rock around the Clock The wizards are being evicted. To protect their lair they use Jerry's time machine to go back in time, meet Jerry's father to try to prevent changes in the past occurring. 
20:25Wizards Of Waverly Place Harperella Harper is transported into a Cinderella-like world after reading a story book and must rely on fairy godmother Alex to turn things back to normal. Guest star David Copperfield. 
20:50Wizards Of Waverly Place Who will be the Family Wizard? - Part One: The young Russos embark on the family wizard competition, but when a griffin kidnaps Zeke they use their time-outs to rescue him, and are disqualified. 
21:15Shake It Up Copy Kat It Up CeCe and Rocky let a fan, Evie, hang out for a while. But she starts to copy CeCe and things get weird. Then Evie replaces CeCe in a dance routine after she is mysteriously late. 
21:35How To Be Indie How to Make the Most of the Most Likely List Indie wants to get onto the school's Most Likely List, which will be good for her future. But Ms Roland and evil cousin Ruby have other ideas. New. 
22:00My Babysitter's a Vampire Welcome Back Dusker After saving Ethan, Sarah has had to accept she is a vampire. Meanwhile there is a mysterious green mist which seem to be killing vampires, but Ethan is getting the blame. New. 
22:25Hannah Montana The Way We Almost Weren't Miley's on tour but wants to rush home to see Maroon 5. Dad persuades her to stop at the diner where he met her mum, and lightning causes her to dream about the meeting. 
22:50Hannah Montana Bye Bye Ball Jackson has damaged Miley's childhood teddy bear, so she plots her revenge. She wrecks his autographed baseball, but then has to try to get a replacement. 
23:15So Random! The show from Sonny with a Chance now has its own series, featuring a selection of hilarious skits and sketches, eccentric spoof characters, crazy games and great music. Tony Hawk guest stars. 
23:35Shake It Up Model It Up Rocky is offered a modelling job in New York, but doesn't know whether to take it. CeCe pretends she doesn't care if Rocky goes, to stop her turning down a great opportunity. 
00:00Disney Channel Preview Disney Channel is the home of Shake It Up, Wizards Of Waverly Place and The Suite Life of Zack On Deck and incredible original movies! 
06:00Austin & Ally Soups & Stars Ally posts a picture of spider soup on a social networking site, which stops people eating at Ms Suzy's Soups. Ally's upset as she wants Ms Suzy to give her a gold star.