This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Disney on Monday, September 6 2010

06:00Hannah Montana You've Gotta Fight for your Right Not to Party Miley and Jackson's fighting gets them grounded, but their plan to get Lilly and Oliver to pretend to be them when they want to go out backfires. 
06:25Hannah Montana Cheat It Hannah has a hit song with Austin Rain. On screen it looks like they get on well. In fact they can't stand each other. Hannah owns up on TV, to persuade Jackson not to cheat in an exam. 
06:45Phineas and Ferb A Hard Day's Knight The family is having its annual holiday with Grandpa in England. The boys hear the story of the Black Knight and decide to hold a medieval tournament. 
07:00Wizards of Waverly Place Wizards and Vampires vs Zombies Alex organises a zombie-themed anti-prom - but isn't expecting it when real zombies to turn up. During the dance-off bits of zombies' bodies tend to fall off! 
07:25Life Bites Episode Five The kitchen tap is broken. Everyone tries to stop Dad finding out in case he tries to fix it making things worse. Mum tries to bond with Chloe but ends up doing all the talking. 
07:30The Suite Life on Deck Double Crossed Excitement abounds on board, as not only Hannah Montana and Lilly, but also Alex, Justin and Max from the Wizards of Waverley Place, are on board en route to Hawaii. 
07:55My Camp Rock 2 Extra Jam Here's a chance to look forward to the next episode of My Camp Rock 2, with a chance to glimpse the contestants and learn a little about them. 
08:00Sonny with a Chance Sketchy Beginnings Aspiring actress Alison "Sonny" Munroe gets her big break in a hit comedy sketch show. The show's star, Tawni, resents her and Sonny resorts to flattery to appease her. 
08:25Hannah Montana Jake...Another Little Piece of my Heart: Miley's playing in Las Vegas when she hears Traci is to marry Jake! She tries to stop the wedding, then discovers she's been the victim of a TV prank show. 
08:45Phineas and Ferb I, Brobot The boys build robots called Phineas and Ferbots, but they soon get out of control. 
08:55Mickey Mouse - Have A Laugh Classic Disney cartoons have been digitally re-mastered in this great new series, bringing the fun-filled adventures of Mickey and his mates up-to-date for the 21st century. 
09:00Handy Manny A Night with Abuelito/Canine Case Manny fixes Abuelito's window before the snow storm hits. Mrs Portillo's dog Carlos escapes so Manny helps her find him, then fixes the gate so he can't get out. 
09:25Jungle Junction Jungle Junction follows a group of fun-loving animals on wheels as they explore a road-filled jungle. They encourage children to find their place in the world while caring about the environment. 
09:50Special Agent Oso Nobody Draws It Better Oso helps Anna make a new Valentine card after Mitzi the dog ate the first one. 
10:00Famous Five The Case of the Fudgie Fry Pirates The Five uncover a DVD bootlegging operation. The criminals are also imbedding subliminal messages on discs to persuade children to eat Fudgie Fries candy. 
10:25Recess The Story of Whomps/Weekend at Muriel's TJ invents the word "whomps" to save swearing, but it gets out of hand. Spinelli fears the worst when she discovers Miss Finster will be babysitting her. 
10:50The Suite Life on Deck Double Crossed Excitement abounds on board, as not only Hannah Montana and Lilly, but also Alex, Justin and Max from the Wizards of Waverley Place, are on board en route to Hawaii. 
11:15Hannah Montana You've Gotta Fight for your Right Not to Party Miley and Jackson's fighting gets them grounded, but their plan to get Lilly and Oliver to pretend to be them when they want to go out backfires. 
11:40The Replacements Todd Strikes Out/The Jerky Girls Their team's losing so Todd and Riley replace their baseball coach with a professional player. Riley replaces her scout leader with a less strict one. 
12:05Phineas and Ferb A Hard Day's Knight The family is having its annual holiday with Grandpa in England. The boys hear the story of the Black Knight and decide to hold a medieval tournament. 
12:15Sonny with a Chance Sketchy Beginnings Aspiring actress Alison "Sonny" Munroe gets her big break in a hit comedy sketch show. The show's star, Tawni, resents her and Sonny resorts to flattery to appease her. 
12:40Wizards of Waverly Place Wizards and Vampires vs Zombies Alex organises a zombie-themed anti-prom - but isn't expecting it when real zombies to turn up. During the dance-off bits of zombies' bodies tend to fall off! 
13:05Hannah Montana Cheat It Hannah has a hit song with Austin Rain. On screen it looks like they get on well. In fact they can't stand each other. Hannah owns up on TV, to persuade Jackson not to cheat in an exam. 
13:30Overruled! Josh "Coop" Cooper is a defence attorney at Harrison High School's teen court, but when the court's business spills over into his private life it can be very "trying" - and very amusing! 
13:55Lizzie McGuire Random Acts of Miranda Lizzie's journalistic instincts are tested when she has to review the school play. Miranda is dreadful! Should Lizzie be truthful and give her friend a bad review? 
14:15That's So Raven To See or Not To See Granny comes to stay when Raven's parents are away, and discloses she's also psychic, to Raven's delight. 
14:40That's So Raven Ye Olde Dating Game Raven wants to go to the dance with one boy, but when he doesn't ask her she settles for someone else.Typically, she ends up going with both boys. 
15:05The Suite Life on Deck Crossing Jordin Former American Idol winner Jordin Sparks is on board the SS Tipton, so Zack, Cody and Marcus write a song for her. Trouble starts when a fan gets to spend time with Jordin. 
15:30Sonny with a Chance Fast Friends Sonny finds herself getting some bad publicity when a dispute between her and Chad is televised. Can she do anything to restore her reputation before it damages her career? 
15:55My Camp Rock 2 Extra Jam Here's a chance to look forward to the next episode of My Camp Rock 2, with a chance to glimpse the contestants and learn a little about them. 
16:00Wizards of Waverly Place Paint by Committee Asked to paint a mural for the school, Alex uses an Eye of the Beholder magic spell that makes the onlooker see whatever they want to see. Max makes crazy internet videos. 
16:25Hannah Montana I Honestly Love You (No, Not You): Miley breaks her ankle. She has an out-of-body experience where she sees Oliver professing his love for her - but discovers he was only practising to tell Lilly! 
16:50Phineas and Ferb Run Away Runway There's a fashion show at the mall, so the boys become fashion designers, helped by Isabella and the girls, who want to get their sewing badges. 
17:00Sonny With a Chance Gummy with a Chance Sonny chews gum before each show. When a discarded piece causes an accident, Tawni tries to ban gum from the set. Without her ritual, Sonny loses belief in her abilities. 
17:25Wizards of Waverly Place Alex Charms a Boy Alex falls for a new student, but doesn't like his artwork. She casts a spell to make herself his inspiration, but he becomes obsessed and paints her portrait everywhere. 
17:50How to be Indie How to make your Rep Indie's spent her summer learning Mandarin, but it's not good for her image. So she pretends she's been to camp - and ends up leading a weekend trip into the wilderness. 
18:15Phineas and Ferb A Hard Day's Knight The family is having its annual holiday with Grandpa in England. The boys hear the story of the Black Knight and decide to hold a medieval tournament. 
18:30Good Luck Charlie Charlie is 1: On Charlie's first birthday, the Duncans reminisce about the day she was born, including flashbacks to Bob and PJ's near-miss with a bear and Teddy having to get the family doctor. 
18:55Jake and Blake The Love of my Life: Nic, an old friend of Grandma (Kathy) leaves a present for her. He and Kathy go on a date. Kathy explains she still loves her dead husband and they can only ever be friends. 
19:20My Camp Rock 2 One of four shows focusing on the highlights of last week's episode of My Camp Rock 2, with extra facts and footage to entertain fans. 
19:25Wizards of Waverly Place Paint by Committee Asked to paint a mural for the school, Alex uses an Eye of the Beholder magic spell that makes the onlooker see whatever they want to see. Max makes crazy internet videos. 
19:50Phineas and Ferb I, Brobot The boys build robots called Phineas and Ferbots, but they soon get out of control. 
20:00Spy Kids Film (2001) Cool gadgets and great gimmicks add to the fun in this action packed film where a spy couple's kids end up having to rescue their parents and save the world. Antonio Banderas stars. 
21:30Life Bites Episode Five The kitchen tap is broken. Everyone tries to stop Dad finding out in case he tries to fix it making things worse. Mum tries to bond with Chloe but ends up doing all the talking. 
21:35The Suite Life on Deck Crossing Jordin Former American Idol winner Jordin Sparks is on board the SS Tipton, so Zack, Cody and Marcus write a song for her. Trouble starts when a fan gets to spend time with Jordin. 
22:00Recess The Story of Whomps/Weekend at Muriel's TJ invents the word "whomps" to save swearing, but it gets out of hand. Spinelli fears the worst when she discovers Miss Finster will be babysitting her. 
22:20That's So Raven Ye Olde Dating Game Raven wants to go to the dance with one boy, but when he doesn't ask her she settles for someone else.Typically, she ends up going with both boys. 
22:45Phil of the Future Not So Great-Great Grandpa School prankster Kyle turns out to be Phil's great-great-grandfather. Phil interferes in his life and his mum ceases to exist. Can Phil stop the family disappearing? 
23:10Lizzie McGuire Random Acts of Miranda Lizzie's journalistic instincts are tested when she has to review the school play. Miranda is dreadful! Should Lizzie be truthful and give her friend a bad review? 
23:35Kim Possible Grande Size Me Ron eats unhealthy foods, then puts on weight. He gets even bigger when he investigates a crime with Kim, and falls into a special chemical that transforms him into a giant. [SL] 
00:00Disney Channel Preview Disney Channel is the home of Hannah Montana, Cory in the House, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody and incredible DCOMs like High School Musical 2! 
06:00Hannah Montana I Want You to Want Me to... Go to Florida: Miley meets Michaela, a singer who's also performing at a charity concert in Florida, and says she's going to be much better than Miley!