This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Disney on Friday, May 31 2013

06:00Austin & Ally Rockers & Writers Austin's an extrovert singer and Ally's a shy but brilliant songwriter. When one of Ally's songs is recorded by Austin it's a big hit but will she tell the world she wrote it? 
06:25Shake It Up Review It Up A reporter gives the show a bad review in a popular online blog, and the girls are determined to convince him he was wrong. How should Deuce and Dina celebrate their anniversary? 
06:50A.N.T. Farm ContestANTs Chyna and Lexi decide to team up to win the song and dance competition at the county fair. The theme is Salute to Friendship, but everyone ends up miserable. 
07:15Good Luck Charlie Bad Luck Teddy Since Teddy and Spencer got back together the basketball team hasn't won making them think Teddy is a jinx. Gabe overhears his parents discussing sending him to military school. 
07:40Jessie Why do Foils Fall in Love? It's Jessie and Tony's first anniversary and she plans to write a song for him, but when she thinks he's forgotten the song turns into an angry one which goes viral. New. 
08:05Phineas and Ferb Monster from the ID/Gi-Ants Candace accidentally loses Jeremy's present, so the boys to make her another - a drain unblocker. Phineas and Ferb build a special farm which makes ants grow bigger. 
08:30Gravity Falls Summerween It's Gravity Falls' Summer version of Halloween, with Jack-o-Melons. Dipper insults a candy monster that threatens to eat him if his candy quota isn't filled by the end of the day. 
09:00Good Luck Charlie Bad Luck Teddy Since Teddy and Spencer got back together the basketball team hasn't won making them think Teddy is a jinx. Gabe overhears his parents discussing sending him to military school. 
09:25Good Luck Charlie Girl Bites Dog Charlie bites Spencer, and Teddy begins to worry her baby sister is affecting her relationship. She visits Spencer at work and finds him with another girl, so she dumps him. 
09:50Jessie Used Karma Ravi is fed up with Luke and Zuri's pranks. He explains about karma, and how their bad behaviour will rebound on them. Are the bad things happening to Luke karma, or Ravi's fault? 
10:15Jessie Glue Dunnit - A Sticky Situation: When Luke and Ravi get into a sticky situation and Mrs Chesterfield's hands get stuck to her head, Jessie is determined to find the culprit. 
10:40Code 9 Serenity Yoga A yoga studio full of treasured artefacts is trashed, and again poor old Mum is labelled the culprit. New. 
11:05Code 9 Be prepared for pranks galore in this hidden camera/reality TV show, where mischievous youngsters play tricks on their unsuspecting parents! 
11:30Good Luck Charlie: Snow Show Teddy's told she'll meet her true love on her ski trip, then bumps into Spencer. She decides they should just be friends. Bob and Amy find they aren't married, so Bob plans a surprise wedding. 
12:15T*witches Film (2005) Identical twins from a magical kingdom are separated at birth to protect them from evil. They re-unite on their 21st birthday in a bid to save the kingdom. Tia and Tamera Mowry star. 
13:40So Random! Episode 23 Talented young pop singers and sisters Destinee and Paris, who've had hits and toured in late 2011 with Britney Spears, are the guest stars of this episode of the sketch and comedy show. 
14:05Phineas and Ferb The Lizard Whisperer Phineas and Ferb find a chameleon and call it Steve. Jeremy accidentally operates the Gigantinator, making Steve dinosaur sized and terrifying the locals. 
14:20The Suite Life on Deck Ala-ka-Scram London has a crush on Armando, the ship's magician, and manages to wangle a job as his assistant. But she soon realises that he's not as charming as she first thought. 
14:45Good Luck Charlie Scary had a little Lamb In this Halloween themed episode Mrs Dabney tricks Gabe into working for her. PJ changes his style for a girl. Teddy and Amy get revenge by scaring a neighbouring boy. 
15:10Jessie The Princess and the Pea-Brain Tony is summoning up the courage to ask Jessie out, but rich bad boy Brody gets to her first. It's up to Zuri to show Jessie she's going out with the wrong boy. 
15:35PrankStars Adventures in Dogsitting Raven Symone fan Jade meets her idol when looking after a dog. Summer goes to a fake flash mob dance audition held by Bella Thorne. 
16:00Gravity Falls The Hand that Rocks the Mabel Dipper and Mabel meet an intriguing new neighbour - an adorable nine year old psychic named Li'l Gideon. Is his act a sham? And does he have an evil side? 
16:25Gravity Falls Tourist Trapped Mabel's weird new boyfriend discloses some of the town's strange and uncanny secrets. Dipper finds a mysterious journal that hints at more of the town's hidden secrets. 
16:50Gravity Falls Summerween It's Gravity Falls' Summer version of Halloween, with Jack-o-Melons. Dipper insults a candy monster that threatens to eat him if his candy quota isn't filled by the end of the day. 
17:15Gravity Falls Irrational Treasure The kids try to expose Pacifica Northwest's fraudulent claim that her great-grandfather was the founder of Gravity Falls. New. 
17:40Code 9 Charity Shoe Soak In this hidden camera/reality show, mischievous youngsters play tricks on their unsuspecting parents! Here Mum gets blamed for a plumbing disaster that floods a charity event. New. 
18:05My Babysitter's A Vampire Film (2011) When Ethan Morgan's family don't trust him to look after his little sister, they unwittingly employ unusual babysitters - vampires, who give him one of the most exciting nights of his life! 
19:25Good Luck Charlie: Sun Show While on holiday in Hawaii Amy accidentally gets a curse put on the family. Bad things happen, then Charlie goes missing. She is found but the family decides to try to get the curse lifted. 
20:10The Wizards Return: Alex vs Alex The Wizards return as Alex accidentally creates a good and evil Alex. She gets involved in an evil wizard's plot to take over the world and must find a way to save her family, human kind and herself. 
21:10Wizards of Waverly Place Delinquent Justin Alex reveals she made a clone of Justin which has been going to college for four years. When she tries to undo the spell, the two Justins merge into one. 
21:35How To Be Indie How to fool a fooling fooler: Last April Fools' Day Chandra made Indie look an idiot. This year she's determined to get her own back, but it proves harder than she thought and may backfire. New. 
22:00My Babysitter's a Vampire Mirror/rorriM When the school decides to put on a play they did years earlier, even though the star was crushed to death, Ethan and the gang must handle a ghost who's out for revenge. New. 
22:25Hannah Montana We're All on this Date Together After donating a date with herself to a charity auction, Miley ends up going out with both Rico and Johnny. Guest stars include Corbin Bleu and Donny Osmond. 
22:50Hannah Montana Lilly, Do You Want to Know a Secret? Miley's other life as pop star Hannah Montana is uncovered by her best friend Lilly, who's annoyed that her friend kept it a secret from her, but forgives her. 
23:15So Random! Episode Six Courtney "Coco" Jones, the amazing young pop singer and rapper from Tennessee, stars in this episode which is packed with comedy, sketches and great music. 
23:35Shake It Up Shrink It Up! When Rocky and CeCe start to argue, Gary recommends they visit his therapist. But after they've seen the shrink they argue more than ever, and it starts to affect their dancing. 
00:00Disney Channel Preview Disney Channel is the home of Shake It Up, Wizards Of Waverly Place and The Suite Life of Zack On Deck and incredible original movies! 
06:00Jessie Creepy Connie Luke's dismayed when Jessie fixes him a study date with crazy Connie. He gets out of it by pretending he has a girlfriend, but Connie thinks its Jessie and starts to threaten her.