This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Disney on Saturday, May 18 2013

06:00Jessie One Day Wonders Luke sees Jessie busking in Central Park and decides he wants to play with her. A record producer offers to make a demo and a music video for them, for money. Is it a scam? 
06:25Phineas and Ferb Bad Hair Day/Meatloaf Surprise Candace overuses the boys' hair growing machine and is mistaken for a rare orangutan. The boys build a bounce house in their back garden. Jamie Oliver guest stars. 
06:45So Random! Episode Five Selena Gomez guest stars in this Sonny with a Chance spin-off, a selection of hilarious skits and sketches full of eccentric spoof characters like Olaf the foreign exchange student. 
07:15The Suite Life on Deck So You Think You Can Date? Bailey and Cody lie to each other about having a date for the dance, then find it hard to get one. Surprisingly, London and Zack's advice works - in the short term. 
07:35Gravity Falls Tourist Trapped Mabel's weird new boyfriend discloses some of the town's strange and uncanny secrets. Dipper finds a mysterious journal that hints at more of the town's hidden secrets. 
08:00Wizards Of Waverly Place You Can't Always Get What You Carpet When Alex finds her parents' old magic carpet, she persuades her father to give her flying lessons. They take a trip over Manhattan on the carpet. 
08:25Wizards Of Waverly Place Wizard School (Part One of Two): Justin is off to summer boarding school and looking forward to getting away from Alex. Then their parents decide to send her too. 
08:45Wizards Of Waverly Place Wizard School (Part 2 of 2): While at Wizard's School Alex gets wind of an evil professor's plan to rid Justin of his powers during the annual pongitch tournament, and uses her powers to save him. 
09:10Wizards Of Waverly Place Wizards vs Vampires on Waverly Place Business is slow after a new sandwich shop opens nearby, owned by vampires. Jerry sends Justin to spy on them but he falls for Juliet, the owners' daughter. 
09:35Wizards Of Waverly Place Wizards and Vampires - Dream Date: Dean moves away. Alex carries on dating him in her dreams. Trouble is, when he visits in real life it's disappointing and she decides to break up with him. 
10:00Wizards Of Waverly Place Wizards and Vampires vs Zombies Alex organises a zombie-themed anti-prom - but isn't expecting it when real zombies to turn up. During the dance-off bits of zombies' bodies tend to fall off! 
10:25Wizards Of Waverly Place Alex Charms a Boy Alex falls for a new student, but doesn't like his artwork. She casts a spell to make herself his inspiration, but he becomes obsessed and paints her portrait everywhere. 
10:45Dog With A Blog Dog Loses Girl Things go wrong when Chloe's parents ask Avery to look after her. Everyone seems to have something more important to do and the job of looking after Chloe is left to Stan. New. 
11:10Dog With A Blog Freaky Fido Avery's teacher tells her to have fun with a project. She decides to make a Freaky Friday style movie, using Stan. He really can talk but she will pretend it is Tyler in his body. New. 
11:35Austin & Ally Partners and Parachutes - Part Two: Austin and Ally's kiss is interrupted by Kira 's arrival. She agrees to be Austin's girlfriend but Austin confides to Dez that Ally's the one he wants. New. 
12:00Ice Age 2: The Meltdown Film (2006) In this hilarious sequel, Manny, Sid, and Diego discover the Ice Age is ending, and join everybody to journey to higher ground. En route they discover Manny isn't the last woolly mammoth. 
13:25Austin & Ally Chapters and Choices - Part One: At a book launch Ally finally conquers stage fright and plucks up courage to perform a duet with Austin. Caught up in the moment, they share a spontaneous kiss. New. 
13:50Austin & Ally Partners and Parachutes - Part Two: Austin and Ally's kiss is interrupted by Kira 's arrival. She agrees to be Austin's girlfriend but Austin confides to Dez that Ally's the one he wants. New. 
14:15Dog With A Blog Guess who's a Cheerleader? Avery becomes a cheerleader and drops BFF Lyndsay, who isn't popular with the squad. Stan complains about her lack of loyalty and stresses the value of true friends. New. 
14:40Get The Look Episode 22 Top stylist Electra Formosa is excited about the pink and black rock chick look of Wizards of Waverly Place's Bailey, and shows young viewers how to achieve it. 
14:45A.N.T. Farm fANTasy Girl The ANTs need to raise money for the school dance so Chyna increases the price of Fletcher's paintings. Lexi gives Cameron advice about a girl he fancies then finds she's a fantasy. 
15:10A.N.T. Farm Modelling AssignmANT Chyna wants to help Cameron meet a model he's been fantasising about, and arranges a fake fashion shoot at school so he can finally meet the girl of his dreams. 
15:35Good Luck Charlie Something Fishy! Bob won't help Teddy with her phone bill, so she takes a job in a children's party venue to pay it. She gets stuck in a crawl tube, as does Bob when he tries to rescue her. 
16:00Good Luck Charlie: Snow Show Teddy's told she'll meet her true love on her ski trip, then bumps into Spencer. She decides they should just be friends. Bob and Amy find they aren't married, so Bob plans a surprise wedding. 
16:45A.N.T. Farm Early RetiremANT Principal Skidmore retires, and Chyna's grandmother Gladys becomes school principal. After she embarrasses Chyna at school, Chyna tries to get Principal Skidmore to come back. New. 
17:10Good Luck Charlie Ditch Day Teddy discovers she has a reputation as a goody goody, and decides to prove she can be bad by playing truant from school with Ivy. 
17:35Austin & Ally Parents and Punishments Austin is grounded because his grades are slipping, but sneaks out to appear at a charity fund-raiser - only to find his parents are there! 
18:00Jessie Why do Foils Fall in Love? It's Jessie and Tony's first anniversary and she plans to write a song for him, but when she thinks he's forgotten the song turns into an angry one which goes viral. New. 
18:25Dog With A Blog Wingstan Tyler uses Stan as his wingman, to persuade a dog-owning girl to go out with him. Then he returns the favour when Stan fancies a lady dog, but it causes trouble with his new girl. 
18:50Groove High Not Quite the Sound of Music:Tom accidentally becomes a pre-school pop superstar. He has to agree to a deal that sees him entertaining a particularly grubby and obnoxious bunch of toddlers. New. 
19:15Shake It Up Spirit It Up Since fire destroyed the Shake It Up set, Rocky has been looking for ways to keep dance alive in her life. CeCe signs them up for the Spirit Squad, but it completely lacks spirit! New. 
19:40Good Luck Charlie Duncan vs Duncan Bob and Amy plan a night away, so Teddy and PJ plan a house party. But when her parents fight and cancel their trip, Teddy has to smuggle her friends into the basement. 
20:00Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam Film Demi Lovato and Jonas Brothers return to Camp Rock for another music and fun-filled summer and find Camp Star has opened nearby, threatening Camp Rock's future. Which one will win the Final Jam? 
21:35Wizards Of Waverly Place You Can't Always Get What You Carpet When Alex finds her parents' old magic carpet, she persuades her father to give her flying lessons. They take a trip over Manhattan on the carpet. 
22:00Wizards Of Waverly Place Wizard School (Part One of Two): Justin is off to summer boarding school and looking forward to getting away from Alex. Then their parents decide to send her too. 
22:25Wizards Of Waverly Place Wizard School (Part 2 of 2): While at Wizard's School Alex gets wind of an evil professor's plan to rid Justin of his powers during the annual pongitch tournament, and uses her powers to save him. 
22:50Wizards Of Waverly Place Wizards vs Vampires on Waverly Place Business is slow after a new sandwich shop opens nearby, owned by vampires. Jerry sends Justin to spy on them but he falls for Juliet, the owners' daughter. 
23:10Wizards Of Waverly Place Wizards and Vampires - Dream Date: Dean moves away. Alex carries on dating him in her dreams. Trouble is, when he visits in real life it's disappointing and she decides to break up with him. 
23:35Wizards Of Waverly Place Wizards and Vampires vs Zombies Alex organises a zombie-themed anti-prom - but isn't expecting it when real zombies to turn up. During the dance-off bits of zombies' bodies tend to fall off! 
00:00Disney Channel Preview Disney Channel is the home of Shake It Up, Wizards Of Waverly Place and The Suite Life of Zack On Deck and incredible original movies! 
06:00Jessie The Kid Whisperer Jessie's having trouble with Luke, and asks advice from fellow nanny Samantha. Her tips seem to work, then Jessie discovers Samantha's also a dog sitter!