This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Monday, March 30 2020

06:00Hollyoaks John Paul and Sylver are missing as Liam's other guests wonder what he's got planned. Liberty confides in Courtney. And the pieces of the puzzle fall into place for Mercedes. 
06:30Hollyoaks Mercedes demands justice as the village reels from the events of the previous day. Liberty desperately searches for Brody. Walter decides that he doesn't want to lose Mitchell. 
07:00How I Met Your Mother Doppelgangers Marshall and Lily make a secret pact to start trying to have a baby if they see Barney's double, while Robin is delighted to be offered her dream job. (S5 Ep24/24) 
07:30How I Met Your Mother Big Days Ted and Barney argue about who has first 'dibs' on asking out a beautiful woman, and Marshall can't keep quiet about his desire to start a family. (S6 Ep1/24) 
08:00Baby Daddy When Elle Freezes Over Sam wants to give her relationship with Ben another chance. Bonnie is hired as Elle's new estate agent. Riley practises being a parent. (S6 Ep5/11) 
08:30Baby Daddy The Third Wheeler Ben whisks Riley away for a hike in the woods to give her a break from an overprotective Danny. Bonnie and Tucker try to get Brad out of jail. (S6 Ep6/11) 
09:00Mike & Molly Molly's Out of Town When Molly is out of town for a conference, Mike misses her so much that he succumbs to the lure of junk food. Meanwhile, Carl hears some heart-breaking news. (S3 Ep18) 
09:30Mike & Molly School Recital Molly is so focused on directing a school recital that she doesn't realise a fellow teacher is attracted to her. Vince interests Mike in a money-making scheme. (S3 Ep19) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Jiminy Conjecture Leonard and Penny feel awkward around each other after their romantic liaison, while Sheldon and Howard take bets to determine a species of cricket. (S3 Ep2/23) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Gothowitz Deviation Sheldon tries to modify Penny's behaviour and rewards her with chocolate when she does what he wants, while Howard and Raj go to a goth nightclub. (S3 Ep3/23) 
11:00The Goldbergs You Got Zuko'd Adam's girlfriend Jackie returns from her summer in New York but acts like a different person. Beverly is unhappy with Lainey's culinary skills. (S6 Ep2/23) 
11:30The Goldbergs Rad! Erica thinks her singing dreams have come true when she lands a job at a new karaoke bar in town. Murray teaches Barry and Lainey financial responsibility. (S6 Ep3/23) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine 9 Days Captain Holt and Peralta contract mumps during an investigation, and decide to be quarantined together so they can use the time to solve the case. (S3 Ep12/23) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Cruise Peralta and Santiago set off on their first real holiday together. Gina and Jeffords help Captain Holt to survive a visit from his sister Debbie. (S3 Ep13/23) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Raiders Minimization Amy ruins one of Sheldon's favourite films by pointing out a flaw in the storyline. Raj and Stuart decide to create online dating profiles. (S7 Ep4/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Workplace Proximity Amy tells Sheldon she's been asked to work on a project at his university, but the guys insist that this will be bad for their relationship. (S7 Ep5/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Pilot First episode of the popular US sitcom about a politician and the man she employs to help look after her niece and nephew when they are suddenly left in her care. (S1 Ep1/30) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Moving On Mel dates a guy with ulterior motives. Joe deals with getting his stuff back from his ex-wife, while Lennox tries to make friends at her new school. (S1 Ep2/30) 
15:00Mike & Molly Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure Molly encourages Mike to embrace anything he wants in life. They try new things together, but reality sets in when it's time to pay the bill. (S4 Ep8) 
15:30Mike & Molly Weekend at Peggy's Following a dramatic argument with Joyce over money, Mike and Molly make a hasty decision to move into Mike's childhood bedroom at Peggy's house. (S4 Ep9) 
16:00The Goldbergs The Pina Colada Episode Murray and Geoff try to pull Beverly, Barry and Erica out of their shared misery after Lainey's departure. Coach Nick returns to town. (S6 Ep12) 
16:30The Goldbergs I Coulda Been a Lawyer Beverly decides the street where the family lives needs another stop sign, and Barry realises he's neglected his college applications. (S6 Ep13) 
17:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Bureau Pimento's life is still in peril, so Captain Holt calls on an old friend in the FBI to help identify the crooked agent who tried to have him killed. (S3 Ep22/23) 
17:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Greg and Larry The squad drop everything to intervene when they realise that Holt is in danger as the search for Pimento's hitman takes an unexpected turn. (S3 Ep23/23) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Convention Conundrum After the guys miss out on Comic-Con tickets, Sheldon decides to hold his own comic book convention. The girls take tea at an upmarket hotel. (S7 Ep14/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Locomotive Manipulation Love is in the air when Amy manages to convince Sheldon to join her for a romantic train trip to Napa Valley to celebrate Valentine's Day. (S7 Ep15/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Emotions run high as Sienna and Warren are forced to decide what to do next. Martine doesn't hold back when she is faced with her former flame Felix, but can he win her round? 
19:30New: Man with a Plan Brand new series - The Gunfight: When Adam notices his Dad's increasingly forgetful behaviour, he struggles with how to approach him to discuss it. (S2 Ep9) 
20:00New: First Dates Abroad Brand new series: In Australia, Italian-born electrician Daniel, 29, meets half Italian Alex, 30, who has a thing for tradesmen and is looking for someone to share her life with. (S7 Ep1) 
21:00New: Made in Chelsea Brand new series: Emily can no longer deny her spark with Harvey but how will Habbs react? Ollie and Gareth discuss their future. And are Sam and Zara heading for a new crisis? (S19 Ep2) 
22:00New: The Sex Clinic Brand new series: Louis needs a check-up after being a naughty boy, Becky wants advice on vaginal dryness, Connor wants a full sexual health MOT and Irfan wants advice on pegging. (S2 Ep6) 
23:05The Big Bang Theory The Discovery Dissipation Sheldon feels guilty when he gets attention for his accidental discovery of a new element. Raj stays with Howard and Bernadette for a week. (S7 Ep10/24) 
23:35The Big Bang Theory The Cooper Extraction Sheldon has to go back to Texas when his sister goes into labour, and while he is away the gang gather at the flat to decorate the Christmas tree. (S7 Ep11/24) 
00:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Golden Child Peralta helps Santiago to navigate the complicated relationship she has with her brother. Boyle introduces drama into an undercover mission. (S6 Ep9/18) 
00:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Gintars Boyle and Peralta investigate Nikolaj's family. Holt and Santiago bring in forensic scientist Dr Yee to help close a difficult murder case for Diaz. (S6 Ep10/18) 
01:00Made in Chelsea Brand new series: Emily can no longer deny her spark with Harvey but how will Habbs react? Ollie and Gareth discuss their future. And are Sam and Zara heading for a new crisis? (S19 Ep2) 
02:05First Dates Abroad Brand new series: In Australia, Italian-born electrician Daniel, 29, meets half Italian Alex, 30, who has a thing for tradesmen and is looking for someone to share her life with. (S7 Ep1) 
03:00The Sex Clinic Brand new series: Louis needs a check-up after being a naughty boy, Becky wants advice on vaginal dryness, Connor wants a full sexual health MOT and Irfan wants advice on pegging. (S2 Ep6) 
03:55The Big Bang Theory The Jiminy Conjecture Leonard and Penny feel awkward around each other after their romantic liaison, while Sheldon and Howard take bets to determine a species of cricket. (S3 Ep2/23) 
04:20The Big Bang Theory The Gothowitz Deviation Sheldon tries to modify Penny's behaviour and rewards her with chocolate when she does what he wants, while Howard and Raj go to a goth nightclub. (S3 Ep3/23) 
04:45How I Met Your Mother Doppelgangers Marshall and Lily make a secret pact to start trying to have a baby if they see Barney's double, while Robin is delighted to be offered her dream job. (S5 Ep24/24) 
05:10How I Met Your Mother Big Days Ted and Barney argue about who has first 'dibs' on asking out a beautiful woman, and Marshall can't keep quiet about his desire to start a family. (S6 Ep1/24) 
06:00Hollyoaks Mercedes demands justice as the village reels from the events of the previous day. Liberty desperately searches for Brody. Walter decides that he doesn't want to lose Mitchell.