This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Friday, April 3 2020

06:00Rules of Engagement The Young and the Restless Audrey bets Jeff that he can't get a phone number from a younger woman, so dares him to go out without his wedding ring to try. 
06:30Rules of Engagement Kids Jennifer and Adam plan a romantic weekend together, while Jeff and Audrey think about having children, and Russell runs into one of his old flames. 
07:00How I Met Your Mother Blitzgiving A broken oven forces the gang to spend Thanksgiving at Zoey's house, but it isn't long before she and Ted are at loggerheads once again. (S6 Ep10/24) 
07:30How I Met Your Mother The Mermaid Theory When Ted's friendship with Zoey begins to make her husband feel jealous, Lily suggests that Ted should attempt to befriend him. (S6 Ep11/24) 
08:00Baby Daddy I Told You So Ben's priorities are not quite in order when he opts to go out on a date rather than stay at home with baby Emma, but he soon starts to miss his little girl. (S1 Ep2/10) 
08:30Baby Daddy The Nurse and the Curse When Ben and Tucker take baby Emma to her first doctor's appointment, Ben asks Cassie, a nurse at the surgery, out on a date. (S1 Ep3/10) 
09:00Mike & Molly They Shoot Asses, Don't They? After being shot during a robbery, Mike aims to make the most of every day and tells Carl that the time is right for him to quit the police force. (S4 Ep6) 
09:30Mike & Molly What Molly Hath Wrought Molly decides to take a break from writing her novel and accepts a job as a forklift truck driver at Vince's warehouse, with mixed results. (S4 Ep7) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Gorilla Experiment Penny feels left out when Bernadette asks Sheldon to teach her about science. And Howard is jealous when Bernadette asks Leonard about his work. (S3 Ep10/23) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Maternal Congruence Leonard is horrified when his mother turns up unannounced for a visit at Christmas, but then he finds out Sheldon knew about her divorce before him. (S3 Ep11/23) 
11:00The Goldbergs Yippee Ki Yay Melon Farmer Barry is thrilled that his engagement to Lainey enables him to celebrate Christmas at her house. Marvin makes a big promise to Adam. (S6 Ep10/23) 
11:30The Goldbergs The Wedding Singer Barry and Lainey's wedding date is right around the corner and Beverly is in her element, but is the groom starting to have second thoughts? (S6 Ep11) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Paranoia Jeffords disapproves of Diaz's fast-moving relationship with Pimento, who has started to believe that someone from his past is trying to kill him. (S3 Ep20/23) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Maximum Security Santiago goes undercover at a women's prison and befriends one of the inmates. Holt and the team plan a fake funeral to catch a hitman. (S3 Ep21/23) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Hesitation Ramification Penny's big TV acting break hits the cutting room floor, so Leonard does his best to comfort her, which leads her to ask him a bold question. (S7 Ep12/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Occupation Recalibration Penny quits her job at the restaurant to pursue her acting career full time. Bernadette accidentally destroys one of Howard's comics. (S7 Ep13/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Seoul Man Mel needs to prove that all her employees are US citizens. However, all of Joe's paperwork has been subpoenaed by the court for his divorce hearing. (S1 Ep9/30) 
14:30Melissa & Joey In Lennox We Trust Mel is delighted when Lennox starts dating the mayor's son. Ryder spends time with an elderly lady as part of his school community service programme. (S1 Ep10/30) 
15:00Mike & Molly McMillan and Mom Carl takes Mike and Samuel along on a road trip to Memphis to meet his mother when she suddenly reappears in his life after many years. (S4 Ep16) 
15:30Mike & Molly Mike's Manifold Destiny Mike learns a lesson after his car breaks down and he's forced to decide whether or not to accept a loan from Carl to have it repaired. (S4 Ep17) 
16:00The Goldbergs This Is This Is Spinal Tap The Dropouts are booked to perform a gig at a charity carnival. Beverly's concerns about Murray's health push him to the limit. (S6 Ep20) 
16:30The Goldbergs I Lost on Jeopardy! Erica decides to apply to appear on television quiz Jeopardy! A new crush makes Barry realise that he might not be quite over Lainey yet. (S6 Ep21) 
17:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Mr Santiago Peralta goes to extremes to impress Santiago's dad at Thanksgiving dinner. Holt helps Pimento deal with no longer being able to work for the NYPD. (S4 Ep7/22) 
17:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Skyfire Cycle When a famous author receives death threats, Peralta and Jeffords take the case so that Jeffords can meet his lifelong literary hero. (S4 Ep8/22) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Proton Transmogrification Sheldon struggles to process his feelings of grief when his idol Professor Proton passes away. The gang gather to celebrate Star Wars Day. (S7 Ep22/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Gorilla Dissolution Penny re-evaluates her life, including taking a big step with Leonard, while Howard and Bernadette struggle to look after Mrs Wolowitz. (S7 Ep23/24) 
19:00The Big Bang Theory The Separation Oscillation Sheldon films a special post-break-up episode of Fun with Flags. Bernadette feels guilty about withholding a secret from Penny. (S9 Ep2/24) 
19:30New: Man with a Plan Brand new series - The Party Planner: Adam attempts to organise a birthday dinner for Andi and he discovers that managing guests isn't easy. (S2 Ep13) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Leftover Thermalization A power cut at Mrs Wolowitz's house defrosts the last meal she prepared before her death, so the gang consume it in her honour. (S8 Ep18/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Skywalker Incursion When Leonard and Sheldon are invited to speak at Berkeley, they take a detour during the journey to try to meet one of their idols. (S8 Ep19/24) 
21:00Mechanic: Resurrection Film (2016) Action thriller sequel starring Jason Statham, Jessica Alba and Michelle Yeoh. The assassin is 'offered' three new jobs he cannot refuse. Strong language and violence throughout. 
23:00The Big Bang Theory The Mommy Observation Sheldon pays a surprise visit to his mother in Houston and is forced to confront a new reality. Raj throws a murder mystery-themed dinner party. (S7 Ep18/24) 
23:30The Big Bang Theory The Indecision Amalgamation Raj faces a dating dilemma, Penny can't decide whether to accept a role in a terrible film, and Sheldon chooses between two gaming systems. (S7 Ep19/24) 
00:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Sicko Peralta and Boyle investigate a serial killer. Holt spars with his rival, Commissioner Kelly. Jeffords deals with complications after his recent exam. (S6 Ep17/18) 
00:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Suicide Squad Desperate circumstances call for desperate measures as Peralta, Captain Holt and the team are forced to ally themselves with some old enemies. (S6 Ep18/18) 
01:008 Out of 10 Cats Best Bits Brand new series: The first of a two-part compilation of all the best bits from series 21. Jimmy Carr and Rob Beckett join Aisling Bea, Katherine Ryan, Richard Osman, Sara Pascoe and more. 
02:05The Sex Clinic Brand new series: Louis needs a check-up after being a naughty boy, Becky wants advice on vaginal dryness, Connor wants a full sexual health MOT and Irfan wants advice on pegging. (S2 Ep6) 
03:00Gogglebox What do Britain's sharpest critics think of Politics Live, After Life, Dancing on Ice The Final, Only Connect, Cheat, and Baewatch: Parental Guidance? (S13 Ep4) [SL] 
03:55The Big Bang Theory The Gorilla Experiment Penny feels left out when Bernadette asks Sheldon to teach her about science. And Howard is jealous when Bernadette asks Leonard about his work. (S3 Ep10/23) 
04:20The Big Bang Theory The Maternal Congruence Leonard is horrified when his mother turns up unannounced for a visit at Christmas, but then he finds out Sheldon knew about her divorce before him. (S3 Ep11/23) 
04:45How I Met Your Mother Blitzgiving A broken oven forces the gang to spend Thanksgiving at Zoey's house, but it isn't long before she and Ted are at loggerheads once again. (S6 Ep10/24) 
05:10How I Met Your Mother The Mermaid Theory When Ted's friendship with Zoey begins to make her husband feel jealous, Lily suggests that Ted should attempt to befriend him. (S6 Ep11/24)