This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Tuesday, March 3 2020

06:00Hollyoaks Liam and his heavies trash The Dog in front of a scared Mercedes. Sid is worried for Juliet's safety. As Tony prepares for the perfect date with Diane, Edward plots to ruin everything. 
06:30Hollyoaks Diane can no longer contain her secret about sleeping with Edward. Warren is on the warpath after Liam's latest stunt. Darren is starting to feel defined by his failures. 
07:00How I Met Your Mother Do I Know You? Ted nearly kills Stella by putting peanuts in her dinner - not knowing she has an allergy - and subsequently realises he knows very little about her. (S4 Ep1/24) 
07:30How I Met Your Mother The Best Burger in New York After Marshall tells the story of the finest burger he's ever eaten, the gang try to find the restaurant where he sampled his first New York burger. (S4 Ep2/24) 
08:00Baby Daddy Over My Dead Bonnie Danny is offered a cameo role on General Hospital. Tucker and Ben come up with an inventive way to get Bonnie back into her own flat. (S4 Ep4/22) 
08:30Baby Daddy The Mother of All Dates Bonnie is depressed about all the losers she's been dating, so Ben and Danny compete to see who can pair her up with the perfect guy. (S4 Ep5/22) 
09:00Mike & Molly Peggy's New Beau Mike really starts to feel the pressure when Peggy's new boyfriend asks whether he and Molly will be hearing wedding bells in the future. (S1 Ep23) 
09:30Mike & Molly Goin' Fishin': Mike and Molly adjust to their new status as an engaged couple, but trouble arises as Molly starts planning the wedding when Mike wants to go fishing with the guys. (S2 Ep1) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Fuzzyboots Corollary Leonard is depressed when he discovers that Penny is seeing someone, so he summons up the courage to ask a woman out on a date. (S1 Ep3/17) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Luminous Fish Effect Getting fired forces Sheldon to ponder life outside physics, leaving Leonard to take drastic action to snap his friend out of his reverie. (S1 Ep4/17) 
11:00The Goldbergs Globetrotters When Adam creates a video that makes it look as though he and his friends beat Barry in a game of basketball, Barry demands a rematch in the gym. (S4 Ep9/24) 
11:30The Goldbergs Han Ukkah Solo When Beverly talks Erica into writing a Hanukkah song for the school holiday concert, she inspires Barry to prove his own musical prowess. (S4 Ep10/24) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Tactical Village The officers attend mandatory training exercises in which all regional precincts compete. Captain Holt becomes addicted to a game on his smartphone. (S1 Ep19/22) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Fancy Brudgom Boyle asks Peralta to be his best man. Jeffords, Santiago and Gina start a new diet but struggle to stick to it. Holt helps Diaz to make a sincere apology. (S1 Ep20/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Beta Test Initiation Leonard and Penny put their relationship through a 'beta test' and report problems with each other as 'bugs'. Sheldon and Amy seek internet fame. (S5 Ep14/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Friendship Contraction After Sheldon keeps him awake all night, an irate Leonard decides he needs to break the room-mate agreement, which formally ends their friendship. (S5 Ep15/24) 
14:00Baby Daddy Lowering the Bars Bonnie thinks Danny and Ben buying the bar is a bad idea and uses underhand tactics to wreck their plan. Riley represents Tucker in court. (S4 Ep14/22) 
14:30Baby Daddy Wheeler War Ben realises he made a huge mistake when he drove Riley away and he plots to get rid of Ross. Bonnie is determined to join the boys' poker game. (S4 Ep15/22) 
15:00Mike & Molly Molly Needs a Number When Molly is overwhelmed by Thanksgiving preparations and wedding planning, she asks Mike to help, with mixed results. (S2 Ep10) 
15:30Mike & Molly Christmas Break Molly receives some disappointing news at work and is thrown into a terrible mood that threatens to ruin Christmas. (S2 Ep11) 
16:00The Goldbergs The Dynamic Duo Barry tries to drive a wedge between Adam and Pops when they discuss a recently released Batman movie. Erica messes up her college interview. (S4 Ep20/24) 
16:30The Goldbergs Fonzie Scheme Murray is honoured for his business skills. Barry's scheme to steal golf carts goes off the rails. Beverly attempts to help Murray find a hobby. (S4 Ep21/24) 
17:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Lockdown Peralta is left in charge of the precinct at Thanksgiving because Holt and Jeffords are away, but chaos ensues when a strange package is delivered. (S2 Ep7/23) 
17:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine USPIS While trying to catch a drug dealer, Peralta and Boyle join forces with Agent Jack Danger, a pompous investigator at the US Postal Inspection Service. (S2 Ep8/23) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Countdown Reflection Bernadette decides that she wants to get married to Howard before his Nasa space mission takes place, but can they get organised in time? (S5 Ep24/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Date Night Variable Howard gets caught in a row between his mum and Bernadette while he's at the International Space Station. Sheldon invites Raj along on a date with Amy. (S6 Ep1/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Verity returns and Edward lets her in on his plan to win back Diane. Darren is becoming overwhelmed and starts to let down his family. Toby and Celeste find out some information about Lisa. 
19:30New: Man with a Plan Brand new series - The Talk: When Adam and Andi have the dreaded 'talk' with Teddy and Kate, their awkward approach makes the kids horribly uncomfortable. (S1 Ep11/22) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Prom Equivalency The girls decide to re-enact their high-school proms with their current partners, so they recreate the event on the roof of the apartment building. (S8 Ep8/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Septum Deviation When Leonard has to have minor surgery on his nose, Sheldon is the one who seems to need sympathy. Raj is upset when his parents split up. (S8 Ep9/24) 
21:00New: Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: Lockie goes on a steamy second date, the experts delve deeper into one celeb's relationship past and Liv gets the agency's Tom to strip for a nude photoshoot. (S8 Ep7/20) 
22:00First Dates Neuroscientist and self-confessed geek Michael is yet to find someone with the right kind of chemistry. His date Hannah is hoping her dream man exists outside her romance novels. (S12 Ep3) 
23:05The Big Bang Theory The Shiny Trinket Maneuver When Sheldon is dismissive of Amy's career, Penny, Raj and Leonard teach him that sometimes it's a good idea to pretend to care about things. (S5 Ep12/24) 
23:35The Big Bang Theory The Recombination Hypothesis In the 100th episode of the US sitcom, Leonard and Penny agree to give their relationship another chance, but they soon start to argue again. (S5 Ep13/24) 
00:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Last Ride Peralta and Boyle go to extremes to catch a bike thief. Diaz soothes Jeffords' ego after a professional setback. Santiago spends time with Holt. (S4 Ep15/22) 
00:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Moo Moo Jeffords aims to file a complaint against a fellow police officer who stops him in his own neighbourhood while he's off duty, but Holt has other ideas. (S4 Ep16/22) 
01:00Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: Some of the celebs head to the country to try and bring out their romantic sides, and Amy Childs plans to prove her pro-table-tennis skills on her second date. (S8 Ep8/20) 
02:05First Dates Neuroscientist and self-confessed geek Michael is yet to find someone with the right kind of chemistry. His date Hannah is hoping her dream man exists outside her romance novels. (S12 Ep3) [SL] 
03:00Gogglebox What do the Goggleboxers think of The Haunting of Hill House, Strictly Come Dancing, Killing Eve, Crikey! It's the Irwins, and the News? (S12 Ep9) [SL] 
03:55The Big Bang Theory The Fuzzyboots Corollary Leonard is depressed when he discovers that Penny is seeing someone, so he summons up the courage to ask a woman out on a date. (S1 Ep3/17) 
04:20The Big Bang Theory The Luminous Fish Effect Getting fired forces Sheldon to ponder life outside physics, leaving Leonard to take drastic action to snap his friend out of his reverie. (S1 Ep4/17) 
04:45How I Met Your Mother Do I Know You? Ted nearly kills Stella by putting peanuts in her dinner - not knowing she has an allergy - and subsequently realises he knows very little about her. (S4 Ep1/24) 
05:10How I Met Your Mother The Best Burger in New York After Marshall tells the story of the finest burger he's ever eaten, the gang try to find the restaurant where he sampled his first New York burger. (S4 Ep2/24) 
06:00Hollyoaks Diane can no longer contain her secret about sleeping with Edward. Warren is on the warpath after Liam's latest stunt. Darren is starting to feel defined by his failures.