This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Monday, April 23 2018

06:00Hollyoaks Following a huge row, Peri has to fend for herself on the streets after being kicked out by her mum in this Hollyoaks special episode. 
06:30Hollyoaks Myra discovers some devastating news about Cleo. Esther is furious when Darcy begins to replace the memory of her gran, while Yaz has some truths to tell Hunter. 
07:00Rules of Engagement Refusing to Budget When the utilities are turned off in Russell's flat, Timmy convinces him that he needs to budget sensibly and pay his bills on time. 
07:30Rules of Engagement Little Bummer Boy Timmy thinks it's a total bummer that he and Alison have split up at Christmas, but he cheers himself up by dressing as an elf to greet party guests. 
08:00How I Met Your Mother Slapsgiving Lily is in a flap as Thanksgiving approaches. It will be her first as Marshall's wife and the gang are planning to spend the holiday together. (S3 Ep9/20) 
08:30How I Met Your Mother The Platinum Rule Ted's friends discourage him from going on a date with his attractive tattoo-removal doctor, despite his enthusiasm for the idea. (S3 Ep11/20) 
09:00New Girl Clavado en un Bar: Jess asks her friends' advice when she's offered a well-paid job as a fundraiser for a children's museum just as her teaching post is getting her down. (S3 Ep11/23) 
09:30New Girl Basketsball In an effort to foster a friendship with Coach, Jess pretends to be a fan of the Pistons, his favourite basketball team, causing Nick to go on the offensive. (S3 Ep12/23) 
10:002 Broke Girls And the Jessica Shmessica When Bobby invites Caroline to meet his family, she's shocked to discover that they're still devoted to his ex-girlfriend Jessica. (S6 Ep17/22) 
10:302 Broke Girls And the Dad Day Afternoon Han's new therapist suggests that Max needs to confront her 'daddy issues', so she heads to Rhode Island to track down her father. (S6 Ep18/22) 
11:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Yippie Kayak Peralta, Boyle and Gina get into trouble while doing some shopping on Christmas Eve. Santiago tries to prove she's as tough as Holt and Diaz. (S3 Ep10/23) 
11:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Hostage Situation Boyle and Genevieve want to take their relationship to a new level, but his ex-wife Eleanor disrupts their plans. Can Peralta help them? (S3 Ep11/23) 
12:00The Goldbergs I Caddyshacked the Pool Adam goes to great lengths to dodge school swimming classes, but his plan to avoid the sport could affect his friendship with Dave. (S3 Ep4/24) 
12:30The Goldbergs Boy Barry When Murray grows a moustache, it ignites a feud between his wife and his best friend. Barry becomes convinced that he's lost Lainey's affections. (S3 Ep5/24) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Vacation Solution Sheldon helps Amy in her biology lab after he is forced to use up two weeks of holiday, but he is bored by the tasks she gives him. (S5 Ep16/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Rothman Disintegration Sheldon and Kripke argue over who should get Professor Rothman's vacant corner office. Amy buys Penny some art to celebrate their friendship. (S5 Ep17/24) 
14:00How I Met Your Mother Do I Know You? Ted nearly kills Stella by putting peanuts in her dinner - not knowing she has an allergy - and subsequently realises he knows very little about her. (S4 Ep1/24) 
14:30How I Met Your Mother The Best Burger in New York After Marshall tells the story of the finest burger he's ever eaten, the gang try to find the restaurant where he sampled his first New York burger. (S4 Ep2/24) 
15:00New Girl Big News On the morning after ending their relationship, Jess and Nick decide to keep the break-up secret from the gang. Winston passes his police academy entrance exam. (S3 Ep21/23) 
15:30New Girl Dance When Jess is asked to organise a dance for the students at her school, she soon comes to suspect that somebody is trying to sabotage her efforts. (S3 Ep22/23) 
16:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Paranoia Jeffords disapproves of Diaz's fast-moving relationship with Pimento, who has started to believe that someone from his past is trying to kill him. (S3 Ep20/23) 
16:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Maximum Security Santiago goes undercover at a women's prison and befriends one of the inmates. Holt and the team plan a fake funeral to catch a hitman. (S3 Ep21/23) 
17:00The Goldbergs Lainey Loves Lionel Barry takes inspiration from Lionel Richie and sets about creating a sculpture of Lainey as the ultimate Valentine's Day gift. (S3 Ep14/24) 
17:30The Goldbergs Weird Al Adam plans to reignite his fading relationship with Dana by taking her to a concert. Barry and Erica worry that Murray may be feeling depressed. (S3 Ep15/24) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Decoupling Fluctuation Sheldon intervenes when he learns that Penny is thinking about breaking up with Leonard, but he is hampered by his inability to keep a secret. (S6 Ep2/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Higgs Boson Observation Amy is jealous when Sheldon hires an attractive female assistant, and Howard's return from space is delayed by a week. (S6 Ep3/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Sienna panics about an encrypted email she's received, while Esther reveals some truths that could jeopardise Darcy and Jack's future. Jesse tries to make amends with Goldie and Courtney. 
19:30Extreme Cake Makers Phil and Christine grapple with flamingo anatomy, Eloise goes the eggs-tra mile to surprise a friend with a giant egg shaped cake, and Molly has one day to create four realistic cat cakes. 
20:00The Big Bang Theory Brand new series - The Reclusive Potential: A brilliant scientist invites Sheldon to his cabin in the middle of nowhere, so Leonard, Raj and Howard go along for the trip. (S11 Ep20/24) 
20:30Young Sheldon Brand new series - Spock, Kirk, and Testicular Hernia: George Sr asks Sheldon to help Georgie revise for a maths test when poor grades threaten his place on the football team. (S1 Ep9/22) 
21:00New: Made in Chelsea Brand new series: Liv questions her relationship with Digby, so Harry organises a non-couples trip away to clear her mind. And Francis dusts off his old ballet shoes. (S15 Ep7/12) 
22:00New: Don't Tell the Bride Ireland Brand new series: Liza pictures a country estate with a plush marquee and a wedding reception filled with luxury and elegance, but Dean wants to recreate a 1980s Valentine's disco. (S7 Ep7) 
23:05The Big Bang Theory The Barbarian Sublimation Penny becomes addicted to an online game based on the world of Conan the Barbarian and begins to pester Sheldon for advice. (S2 Ep3/23) 
23:35The Big Bang Theory The Griffin Equivalency Full of confidence after being named one of People Magazine's '30 to Watch Under 30', Raj hits on Penny and becomes impossibly arrogant. (S2 Ep4/23) 
00:05Tattoo Fixers Belieber Nathan decides it's time for Sketch to rid him of his embarrassing fan tattoo, Alice helps mixed-up Manga girl Kimberley, and Jay tackles a 'bad' tattoo of his idol. (S3 Ep6) 
01:10Made in Chelsea Brand new series: Liv questions her relationship with Digby, so Harry organises a non-couples trip away to clear her mind. And Francis dusts off his old ballet shoes. (S15 Ep7/12) 
02:10Don't Tell the Bride Ireland Brand new series: Liza pictures a country estate with a plush marquee and a wedding reception filled with luxury and elegance, but Dean wants to recreate a 1980s Valentine's disco. (S7 Ep7) 
03:05First Dates Roll-neck-phobe Lucy returns, and this time men are off the menu. Can Dr Nick cure GP Emma's dating dry patch? And will James's love of 1D send Mark in the direction of the door? (S6 Ep2) 
04:00How I Met Your Mother Okay Awesome Ted investigates the club scene with Barney and Robin, while Marshall and Lily try to be more 'grown up' as their wedding day approaches. (S1 Ep5/22) 
04:20Rules of Engagement Refusing to Budget When the utilities are turned off in Russell's flat, Timmy convinces him that he needs to budget sensibly and pay his bills on time. [SL] 
04:45Rules of Engagement Little Bummer Boy Timmy thinks it's a total bummer that he and Alison have split up at Christmas, but he cheers himself up by dressing as an elf to greet party guests. [SL] 
06:00Hollyoaks Myra discovers some devastating news about Cleo. Esther is furious when Darcy begins to replace the memory of her gran, while Yaz has some truths to tell Hunter.