This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Saturday, May 18 2013

06:00Heartland Eye of the Wolf Amy leads a rescue search to find Ty and Scott, whose plane has gone missing in a remote and forested mountain area. 
06:45Greek No Campus for Old Rules Casey saves Ashleigh from missing the ZBZ spa day. Rusty is drawn to Tina, the girl who is working with Dale to take down the Greek system. 
07:35Jo Frost: Extreme Parental... ...Guidance Jo Frost meets Max, who only eats custard creams, and Trenyce, who is bullied at school and makes her family pay for it at home. The roadshow tackles childhood sleep problems. 
08:35Make It or Break It Are We Family? Kaylie decides that she will not compete after catching Lauren and Carter embracing. Can the rest of the team persuade her otherwise? [SL] 
09:35Ugly Betty Petra-Gate Betty, fed up with Daniel, Christina and Henry and how they've all disappointed her, does her best to avoid all three. 
10:30Scrubs My Finale Part 2: As JD gets ready to leave Sacred Heart, Elliot's belongings keep turning up at his house, and he suspects that she wants to take their relationship further. 
11:00Scrubs Our First Day of School In the first episode of series nine, JD, Turk, Dr Cox, Dr Kelso and intern Denise return to Sacred Heart to teach a new set of medical students. 
11:30Scrubs Our Drunk Friend Lucy learns the hard way what it takes to become a doctor. JD and Turk spot a potential love connection between Denise and new medical student Drew. 
12:00Glee Laryngitis Rachel is distraught when a sore throat affects her singing voice. Will her dulcet tones return? And can Kurt impress his dad by changing his ways? 
13:00Charmed Long Live the Queen Phoebe comes to terms with her new role as Cole's queen of the underworld, but after having a premonition she can't resist trying to save an innocent man from danger. 
14:00Made in Chelsea Spencer whisks Lucy away on a romantic date, while Andy takes Louise bowling. Mark's first magazine deadline looms so he enlists Binky to star in a lavish photo shoot. 
15:00Rules of Engagement The Young and the Restless Audrey bets Jeff that he can't get a phone number from a younger woman, so dares him to go out without his wedding ring to try. 
15:30Rules of Engagement Kids Jennifer and Adam plan a romantic weekend, Jeff and Audrey think about having children, and Russell runs into an old flame. 
16:00Rules of Engagement Game On Audrey is upset when Jeff doesn't react to her promotion at work and assumes he's more interested in the Knicks than in her. 
16:30Rules of Engagement Jeff's Wooby Russell thinks he's found the perfect girl when she keeps making sexy comments to him. Audrey worries about her marriage. 
17:00Rules of Engagement Flirting with Disaster When Jeff's snoring becomes unbearable, Audrey decides that they should sleep in separate bedrooms. 
17:30The Mindy Project Brand new series - Two to One: Dr Shulman retires, leaving Mindy, Danny and Jeremy in charge. The practice loses business to a group of holistic midwives who are poaching their patients. 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Einstein Approximation Sheldon is flummoxed by a formula he's working on, so he gets a less mentally taxing job at the Cheesecake Factory to kick-start his creativity. 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Large Hadron Collision Sheldon is gutted when Leonard asks Penny to go to Switzerland to see the world's largest particle accelerator instead of him. 
19:00Happy Endings The Shrink, the Dare, Her Date and Her Brother Dave has a surprising reaction when his shrink starts dating Penny. Max and Jane fight over a sweater. 
19:30How I Met Your Mother Right Time Right Place Marshall addresses his addiction to graphs, Robin has food poisoning, and Ted struggles to get his business off the ground. 
20:00How I Met Your Mother Brand new series - Bad Crazy: Ted is reluctant to break up with his crazy girlfriend Jeanette, despite the advice of his friends. Robin is intimidated by the idea of holding baby Marvin. 
20:302 Broke Girls Brand new series - And Just Plane Magic: A record label executive gives Max and Caroline tickets to a music awards show in Los Angeles and invites them to use his private jet to get there. 
21:00Mission: Impossible III Film (2006) Action thriller. Tom Cruise is agent Ethan Hunt, master of disguise and the double bluff. He's battling Philip Seymour Hoffman who's selling arms to terrorists. Violent scenes. 
23:30The Big Bang Theory The Einstein Approximation Sheldon is flummoxed by a formula he's working on, so he gets a less mentally taxing job at the Cheesecake Factory to kick-start his creativity. 
00:00The Big Bang Theory The Large Hadron Collision Sheldon is gutted when Leonard asks Penny to go to Switzerland to see the world's largest particle accelerator instead of him. 
00:30The Cleveland Show Brand new series - Grave Danger: Rallo goes to stay with Robert for the weekend at his flat in East Stoolbend, where he's forced to make friends with some tough kids in the neighbourhood. 
00:55Rude Tube: Welcome to 2013 Another chance to see the New Year special, as Alex Zane introduces 100 of the web's very best favourite and new clips, including unusual-looking cats and hamsters pretending to be shot. 
02:45Happy Endings The Shrink, the Dare, Her Date and Her Brother Dave has a surprising reaction when his shrink starts dating Penny. Max and Jane fight over a sweater. 
03:10The Ricky Gervais Show Karl imagines what life would be like if he had a doppelgänger. Meanwhile, Ricky poses a logic riddle that Karl has difficulty solving and Stephen shares some embarrassing travel anecdotes. 
03:35The Ricky Gervais Show Ricky teaches Karl some facts about animals, Karl offers a misguided theory about evolution, and Stephen reads from Karl's diary. 
04:00Life Unexpected Honeymoon Interrupted Cate and Ryan go to a hotel to make up for the fact that they never had a honeymoon. Unfortunately for them, Baze is also a guest at the same establishment. 
04:45Heartland Eye of the Wolf Amy leads a rescue search to find Ty and Scott, whose plane has gone missing in a remote and forested mountain area. 
06:00Jo Frost: Extreme Parental... ...Guidance Jo Frost meets Max, who only eats custard creams, and Trenyce, who is bullied at school and makes her family pay for it at home. The roadshow tackles childhood sleep problems.