This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Friday, July 27 2018

06:00Hollyoaks Yazz's beach-themed birthday rave seems to be a success. Harry goes to visit James in prison. 
06:30Hollyoaks Lily surprises Prince with a honeymoon in the park, while Leela has more than a handful babysitting Rose, Daniel and Iona. 
07:00Couples Come Dine with Me In Cornwall, Sam and Nick share their mutual love of Friesian cows and plans to survive a zombie apocalypse. But can their simple food done well make up for the weirdness? 
08:00Melissa & Joey The Chaperones Mel and Joe volunteer to chaperone Ryder's school dance, but get themselves kicked out for bad behaviour. Ryder contemplates breaking up with Stella. (S4 Ep10/21) 
08:30Melissa & Joey I'll Cut You Mel takes Joe's side when he's involved in a hit-and-run accident, until she discovers the other driver is her hairdresser. Ryder tries to win Stella back. (S4 Ep11/21) 
09:00Baby Daddy It's a Nice Day for a Wheeler Wedding Bonnie's wedding planner resigns without warning, so she is relieved when her old friend Charlotte volunteers to help. (S4 Ep20/22) 
09:30Baby Daddy Love and Carriage Riley faints after Danny asks her to marry him, and when she wakes up, she is unable to remember anything about his proposal. (S5 Ep1/20) 
10:00black-ish The Real World Rainbow reconnects with her old friends from college on social media and invites them over for an elaborate dinner party to impress them. (S1 Ep19/24) 
10:30black-ish Switch Hitting An executive at the advertising agency challenges Dre over his street cred. Pops gets a letter from the tax authorities and fears the worst. (S1 Ep20/24) 
11:00How I Met Your Mother Drumroll, Please Ted meets a woman at a wedding. They agree that romance at weddings is false and decide not to swap numbers or surnames. Will Ted stick to their deal? (S1 Ep13/22) 
11:30How I Met Your Mother Game Night Marshall invents a new game - Marshgammon - after winning previous game nights. Unfortunately no one but Marshall understands how to play it. (S1 Ep15/22) 
12:00The Goldbergs Smother's Day Barry and Erica forget to buy Beverly a Mother's Day present and make some last-minute 'Mom Coupons' instead, hurting her feelings. (S3 Ep22/24) 
12:30The Goldbergs Big Orange Beverly and Lainey hatch a plan to destroy Barry's favourite shirt. Murray decides to tear down the family tree house, leaving Adam distraught. (S3 Ep23/24) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Middle Earth Paradigm Penny decides to host a big Halloween party, putting Leonard, Sheldon, Howard and Raj through a demanding new test of their social skills. (S1 Ep6/17) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Dumpling Paradox When Howard seduces Penny's friend and spends the night with her in Penny's flat, Penny asks if she can sleep on Leonard and Sheldon's sofa. (S1 Ep7/17) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Maybe I'm Amazed After Mel drops a bombshell on Joe during their wedding ceremony, he is forced to make a decision in a hurry that could affect their marriage. (S4 Ep20/21) 
14:30Melissa & Joey At Last Still reeling from the unexpected news at the wedding, Joe issues an impulsive invitation without consulting Mel first, putting their new life together in jeopardy. (S4 Ep21/21) 
15:00Baby Daddy Trial by Liar Danny is desperate to build bridges with Riley after their break-up, but she is furious after learning he hooked up with Sam in high school. (S5 Ep11/20) 
15:30Baby Daddy Ben-semination Ben discovers that Tucker has found an unusual way to make some extra cash but when he decides to do the same he rapidly lives to regret it. (S5 Ep12/20) 
16:00Young & Hungry Young & Getting Played Yolanda's son Derek returns home nursing a broken heart. Caroline temporarily moves in with Josh after a crisis at her townhouse. (S1 Ep9/10) 
16:30Young & Hungry Young & Thirty (and Getting Married): Gabi creates a 30th birthday present for Josh, but offers to let Caroline claim the gift as her own when she forgets. (S1 Ep10/10) 
17:00The Goldbergs The Greatest Musical Ever Written Barry makes fun of Adam for taking part in a school musical. Beverly's job as a substitute teacher causes problems for Erica. (S4 Ep8/24) 
17:30The Goldbergs Globetrotters When Adam creates a video that makes it look as though he and his friends beat Barry in a game of basketball, Barry demands a rematch in the gym. (S4 Ep9/24) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Peanut Reaction Penny throws a surprise party for Leonard and gets support from Howard and Raj, but Sheldon's indulgence in an electronics shop throws her off track. (S1 Ep16/17) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Tangerine Factor When Penny breaks up with her boyfriend, Leonard plucks up the courage to ask her out. Both turn to Sheldon for advice about their date. (S1 Ep17/17) 
19:00Hollyoaks Prince agrees to Romeo's proposition to hold more raves. Simone is flustered, and a new flirtatious side to her emerges when Sylver is the topless handyman. 
19:30The Goldbergs We Didn't Start the Fire Erica tells Beverly she is going to spend the first night of Hanukkah with Geoff and his family. Pops advises Barry on how to be cool. (S5 Ep10/22) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Fetal Kick Catalyst Penny meets her fans at a comic book convention. Sheldon and Amy host a brunch at Penny's flat. Howard makes an impulsive purchase. (S10 Ep6/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Veracity Elasticity Leonard is upset when he finds out Penny has been moving his collectables out of Sheldon's old room and into storage behind his back. (S10 Ep7/24) 
21:00The Mortal Instruments: City of... ...Bones (2013) Supernatural fantasy action-adventure starring Lily Collins. A teenager discovers the world is far more mysterious and threatening than she previously thought. Violence. 
23:35The Big Bang Theory The Matrimonial Momentum Penny struggles with Leonard's confession that he kissed another woman. Sheldon doesn't know how to act when Amy breaks up with him. (S9 Ep1/24) 
00:00The Big Bang Theory The Separation Oscillation Sheldon films a special post-break-up episode of Fun with Flags. Bernadette feels guilty about withholding a secret from Penny. (S9 Ep2/24) 
00:25Gogglebox Britain's opinionated TV viewers comment on I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, Stephen Hawking: A Brief History of Mine, and Robbie Williams: One Night at the Palladium. (S2 Ep12/13) [SL] 
01:20First Dates Nathania's writing a dissertation about marriage as a form of punishment in fairy tales, but is songwriter Dan - who hasn't had a girlfriend since school - her Prince Charming? (S3 Ep6/9) 
02:25Tattoo Fixers on Holiday The team are back to cover some awful body art on their summer holiday. Sketch disguises Ian's Magaluf monstrosity. Alice helps Aston with his ugly Ibiza sunset. (Ep1/8) 
03:20Rude Tube All Things Weird and Wonderful Alex Zane presents moments of brilliant internet magic from all over the globe, including formation sheep-herding and the great penguin escape. 
04:15How I Met Your Mother Drumroll, Please Ted meets a woman at a wedding. They agree that romance at weddings is false and decide not to swap numbers or surnames. Will Ted stick to their deal? (S1 Ep13/22) 
04:35How I Met Your Mother Game Night Marshall invents a new game - Marshgammon - after winning previous game nights. Unfortunately no one but Marshall understands how to play it. (S1 Ep15/22) 
05:00Couples Come Dine with Me In Cornwall, Sam and Nick share their mutual love of Friesian cows and plans to survive a zombie apocalypse. But can their simple food done well make up for the weirdness? 
06:00Couples Come Dine with Me In Nottinghamshire, three rival couples compete in a week featuring a Second World War rations menu and revelations about unconventional living arrangements.