This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Friday, December 22 2017

06:00Hollyoaks Harry and Ste get close, but can Ste see his way to forget what he believes Harry did to Amy? Milo thinks he's rid of Armstrong, but Armstrong comes up with another idea. 
06:30Hollyoaks Cindy asks Milo to spend Christmas with the Cunninghams, while Jesse confesses his love for Courtney. And Imran is developing a major crush. 
07:00Charmed Sense and Sense Ability Using a statue with ancient powers, a crone steals one of the senses from each of the Halliwell sisters in order to take Leo prisoner and get close to baby Wyatt. 
07:55Rude(ish) Tube Shorts A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring school, a spelling bee and ninjas. 
08:1012 Wishes of Christmas Film (2011) Comedy-drama with Elisa Donovan, Chonda Pierce and David O'Donnell. A dog-loving businesswoman gets some magical assistance from a life coach. But then has to face the consequences. 
10:00Rules of Engagement Cooking Class As a way of spending more time together, Jeff and Audrey enrol in a healthy cookery class attended by Adam and Jen, but things soon get competitive. 
10:30Rules of Engagement Timmy Quits Timmy announces he is leaving Russell's employment when he discovers that Russell has implanted a pet-tracking device in his body. Adam picks his best man. 
11:00How I Met Your Mother The Goat Barney and Robin wake up in bed together and make a pact not to mention that they've had sex. Lily rescues a goat, while Ted celebrates his 30th birthday. 
11:30How I Met Your Mother Everything Must Go Abby (Britney Spears) reveals that she's the saboteur warning other women to stay away from Barney, but she and Barney make up over a shared dislike of Ted. 
12:00New Girl Dress The wedding is looming but Jess is still doing the alterations on Cece's dress. Nick struggles to ask Reagan to be his 'plus one' for the wedding. (S5 Ep19/22) 
12:30New Girl Return to Sender Sam introduces Jess to his female best friend, Diane. Nick worries Schmidt's father will let his son down and leave him disappointed again. (S5 Ep20/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Champagne Reflection Sheldon and Amy record the final episode of their internet show Fun with Flags. Penny tells Bernadette how her colleagues really feel about her. (S8 Ep10/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Clean Room Infiltration Amy hosts a Victorian Christmas Eve dinner, complete with party games, and Raj, Leonard and Howard have pigeon problems. (S8 Ep11/24) 
14:00Kevin Can Wait Showroom Showdown Kevin and Chale get jobs working in the warehouse of an electronics store to pay for Kendra's wedding but Kevin's competitive side is unleashed. (Ep19/24) 
14:30Kevin Can Wait Double Date When Goody and Didi invite Mott and Cindy on a weekend trip, Kevin and Donna feel rejected and go online to find some new couples to hang out with. (Ep20/24) 
15:00How I Met Your Mother Woooo! Robin is still unemployed and has time to make friends with a new group of single girls. Barney convinces his boss to hire Ted to redesign his office building. 
15:30How I Met Your Mother The Fight Ted and Barney get involved in a fight at their local bar, as Barney's keen to impress Robin, but it's their friend Doug who does all the real fighting. 
16:00New Girl James Wonder Jess aims to impress the disapproving president of the Parents' Council to win promotion at school. Winston puts his undercover skills to the test. (S6 Ep8/22) 
16:30New Girl Es Good Schmidt enlists Nick's help to earn his builder's respect. Jess and Robby test the limits of their ability to keep their relationship on a casual basis. (S6 Ep9/22) 
17:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Yippie Kayak Peralta, Boyle and Gina get into trouble while doing some shopping on Christmas Eve. Santiago tries to prove she's as tough as Holt and Diaz. (S3 Ep10/23) 
17:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Captain Latvia Boyle enlists Peralta's help in tracking down his son's favourite toy for Christmas. The team face their rivals in the annual carol competition. (S4 Ep10/22) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Fortification Implementation When Sheldon and Amy build a blanket fort, they come to a major crossroads in their relationship. Howard meets his half-brother. (S8 Ep20/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Communication Deterioration Raj is asked to create a message for Nasa to use if one of their missions finds alien life. Penny considers taking up acting again. (S8 Ep21/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Granny Campbell continues to undermine Courtney, but Courtney takes it out on those who care about her. Brody must choose between Maggie and Damon, and Scott is worried about losing Damon. 
19:30The Goldbergs: Merry Christmas Han Ukkah Solo When Beverly talks Erica into writing a Hanukkah song for the school holiday concert, she inspires Barry to prove his own musical prowess. (S4 Ep10/24) 
20:00The Hunger Games Film (2012) Action thriller set in a dystopian future. Jennifer Lawrence stars as a 16-year-old contestant in an annual televised fight to the death. With Josh Hutcherson. Violence. 
22:50The Big Bang Theory The Bozeman Reaction Leonard and Sheldon's flat is burgled. Determined to outwit any thieves, the gang create a new state-of-the-art security system to protect the place. (S3 Ep13/23) 
23:20The Big Bang Theory The Einstein Approximation Sheldon is baffled by a formula he's working on, so he gets a less mentally taxing job at the Cheesecake Factory to kick-start his creativity. (S3 Ep14/23) 
23:45Gogglebox What do Britain's favourite viewers think of Kitchen 999 Emergency Chefs, The Voice final, Alone with the In-Laws, Line of Duty, Life Story, One Born Every Minute and the News? (S9 Ep7) 
00:50Gogglebox Including Mary Berry's Easter Feast, Saturday Night Takeaway, University Challenge, Big Little Lies, The Toilet An Unspoken History, The Dog with an IQ of 102 and Line of Duty. (S9 Ep8) 
01:55Tattoo Fixers at Christmas The fixers tackle some terrible Christmas tattoos. Giving their holiday horrors the heave ho are gingerbread fan Luke and Brendan, whose unfortunate mistletoe ink needs kissing goodbye. 
02:55Rude Tube Christmas Cracker Alex Zane and Tiny Tom present special 2015 Christmas clips such as the best way to un-decorate the Christmas tree, a guide to what not to buy your girlfriend, and a turkey with a boob job. 
03:50The Inbetweeners Critically acclaimed comedy about four teenagers. Will (Simon Bird), whose parents have just divorced, must move to a new area and change from private to comprehensive school. (S1 Ep1/6) [SL] 
04:15How I Met Your Mother Woooo! Robin is still unemployed and has time to make friends with a new group of single girls. Barney convinces his boss to hire Ted to redesign his office building. 
04:35How I Met Your Mother The Fight Ted and Barney get involved in a fight at their local bar, as Barney's keen to impress Robin, but it's their friend Doug who does all the real fighting. 
05:00Charmed Sense and Sense Ability Using a statue with ancient powers, a crone steals one of the senses from each of the Halliwell sisters in order to take Leo prisoner and get close to baby Wyatt. 
06:00black-ish Black Santa/White Christmas Dre campaigns to play Santa at the office Christmas party but when the head of HR wins the role, he does his best to unseat her. (S1 Ep10/24)