This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Saturday, February 29 2020

06:00Rude(ish) Tube Shorts Rude Tube's naughty little sister has another cheeky edition, featuring clips including a pensioner and a parked car, a bear playing with a bamboo stick and a Ryu street fighter impression. 
06:20Wife Swap USA Brand new series: The Icgorens take on the Legends as a mother of five who runs things like a boot camp swaps lives with a free-spirited farmer wife who lets her kids run rampant. (S1 Ep10) 
07:05Don't Tell the Bride Brand new: In this feature-length episode, Andy plans an authentic Ukrainian wedding... in Ukraine. But fussy bride-to-be Anna and her hard-to-please mum are banking on a very British bash. 
08:45Made for You, With Love Film (2019) Edy Ganem and Brendan Zub star in director Lucie Guest's romcom about a woman who makes a living refreshing old wedding dresses, but can't seem to renew her broken heart. 
10:30The Goldbergs Brand new series - Dana's Back: Adam gets a blast from the past in the shape of Dana - his first love. Meanwhile, Erica and Barry are heading to college with nowhere to live. (S7 Ep2/22) 
11:05Schooled Brand new series - I'll Be There For You: Lainey has high hopes for Coach Mellor's love life, and Principal Glascott isn't sure how to handle difficult librarian Dr. Ness. (S2 Ep2/22) 
11:35Brooklyn Nine-Nine Coral Palms (Part 3/3): The team go on a road trip to help Peralta and Holt take down crime boss Jimmy Figgis but their plan is hindered by an unforeseen injury. (S4 Ep3/22) 
12:05Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Night Shift Holt looks for ways to improve the team's morale, while Santiago is filled with curiosity when Diaz starts to take long breaks from her desk. (S4 Ep4/22) 
12:35Brooklyn Nine-Nine Halloween IV On Halloween night, the squad members follow precinct tradition and compete for the title of Ultimate Detective Slash Genius. (S4 Ep5/22) 
13:05Brooklyn Nine-Nine Monster in the Closet When Pimento and Diaz decide to tie the knot, the squad members try to prepare the perfect wedding under Santiago's careful direction. (S4 Ep6/22) 
13:35Brooklyn Nine-Nine Mr Santiago Peralta goes to extremes to impress Santiago's dad at Thanksgiving dinner. Holt helps Pimento deal with no longer being able to work for the NYPD. (S4 Ep7/22) 
14:05The Big Bang Theory The Herb Garden Germination Sheldon and Amy experiment on their friends by spreading gossip, while Howard takes a big step in his relationship with Bernadette. (S4 Ep20/24) 
14:35The Big Bang Theory The Agreement Dissection Priya uses her legal expertise to dissect the roommate agreement and put Sheldon in his place, and the girls take Sheldon dancing. (S4 Ep21/24) 
15:00The Big Bang Theory The Wildebeest Implementation Raj attempts to overcome his anxiety about talking to women, while Penny uses Bernadette to spy on Leonard and his girlfriend. (S4 Ep22/24) 
15:30The Big Bang Theory The Engagement Reaction Howard finally tells his mother that he's engaged to Bernadette. Unfortunately, the news lands his mum in hospital. (S4 Ep23/24) 
16:00The Big Bang Theory The Roommate Transmogrification Raj decides to become Sheldon's flatmate after hearing Leonard and Priya engaging in a Star Trek bedroom fantasy. (S4 Ep24/24) 
16:30The Big Bang Theory The Skank Reflex Analysis Penny worries that she's screwed things up with her friends after her night with Raj. Sheldon takes command of the paintball team. (S5 Ep1/24) 
17:00The Big Bang Theory The Infestation Hypothesis Amy is stuck in the middle of a battle of wills between Penny and Sheldon. Leonard and Priya try to spice up their long-distance relationship. (S5 Ep2/24) 
17:25The Big Bang Theory The Pulled Groin Extrapolation Leonard goes as Amy's date to a colleague's wedding. Howard tries to convince Bernadette to live with his mum after they get married. (S5 Ep3/24) 
17:55The Big Bang Theory The Champagne Reflection Sheldon and Amy record the final episode of their internet show Fun with Flags. Penny tells Bernadette how her colleagues really feel about her. (S8 Ep10/24) 
18:20The Big Bang Theory The Clean Room Infiltration Amy hosts a Victorian Christmas Eve dinner, complete with party games, and Raj, Leonard and Howard have pigeon problems. (S8 Ep11/24) 
18:50Home Alone Film (1990) Family comedy with Macaulay Culkin. A boy's parents forget to take him on a Christmas holiday with them. Initially he revels in his freedom, until he has to repel two burglars. 
21:00Dawn of the Planet of the Apes Film (2014) Sci-fi action-adventure sequel with Gary Oldman, Toby Kebbell and Andy Serkis. Human survivors of a deadly simian flu clash with a mighty civilisation of intelligent apes. Violence. 
23:35Friday Night Dinner The award-winning comedy series returns. Jonny discovers Adam secretly dumped his beloved panda toy when they were kids. War breaks out and Adam's cherished toy rabbit, Buggy, is in danger. 
00:10Friday Night Dinner The boys are excited that Grandma is coming to dinner, but she's bringing her new 82-year-old boyfriend Mr Morris, who's a horrible, vain man with a temper. What could possibly go wrong? 
00:40Friday Night Dinner Adam isn't happy when Jonny claims to have dislocated his shoulder to get out of cleaning the loft. Mum and Dad are not on speaking terms and Aunty Val comes around to support Mum. 
01:15Friday Night Dinner Jim has made a cake to celebrate his dog Wilson's birthday, while the family return from a spin in Jonny's new but uncool company car to find something awful has happened to the house. 
01:50Friday Night Dinner Jonny's in a pickle. He wants to split up with his 43-year-old girlfriend and boss, Liz, but is too scared. Grandma offers him advice, while Adam is happy to tease him about it. 
02:20Friday Night Dinner The boys come home to find the house in a real state. The builders have been in and there's mess everywhere. On top of this, there's a mouse in the house, and Mum is hiding in the shed. 
02:50Gogglebox What do Britain's favourite armchair critics make of The Crown; Question Time Leaders Special; I'm a Celebrity...; A Very Yorkshire Brothel; and Buy It Now for Christmas? (S14 Ep12) [SL] 
03:45How I Met Your Mother Ten Sessions Ted is turned down for a date by Stella, his dermatologist, and starts being pleasant to her receptionist Abby in order to get on her good side. (S3 Ep13/20) 
04:10How I Met Your Mother The Goat Barney and Robin wake up in bed together and make a pact not to mention that they've had sex. Lily rescues a goat, while Ted celebrates his 30th birthday. (S3 Ep17/20) 
04:35Don't Tell the Bride Brand new: In this feature-length episode, Andy plans an authentic Ukrainian wedding... in Ukraine. But fussy bride-to-be Anna and her hard-to-please mum are banking on a very British bash. 
06:00Hollyoaks Omnibus James's guilt resurfaces. Jordan worms his way back under Leela's roof and into Peri's affections. Courtney is left confused at Jesse's wake. Will Edward ruin everything for Tony and Diane?