This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Wednesday, May 22 2013

06:00Switched In a Switched reunion, Rachel travels back to Minnesota, while Sarah visits her new best friend Michelle in Pennsylvania. [SL] 
06:2090210 And Away They Go! Navid wakes up in hospital but has no recollection of who pushed him down the stairs. Adrianna visits him and has an epiphany about her addiction. 
07:05Ugly Betty Rabbit Test The Suarez brood meet Matt's millionaire dad Calvin when Betty gets invited to his Easter egg hunt. However, Betty bungles things with Matt, who wants to avoid Calvin. 
07:50Desperate Housewives The Ballad of Booth Lynette wants Barbara to have therapy but she can't be found anywhere. Preston is questioned over Irina's murder. Can he convince the police he is innocent? 
08:40Scrubs Our Couples Lucy faces up to the facts about her relationship with Cole, while Turk and Dr Cox compete with each other. 
09:10Rules of Engagement Old School Jeff Audrey and Jen go to a wedding but Jeff is not willing to attend and takes the opportunity to have a night out with his male friends. 
09:4090210 And Away They Go! Navid wakes up in hospital but has no recollection of who pushed him down the stairs. Adrianna visits him and has an epiphany about her addiction. 
10:35Ugly Betty Rabbit Test The Suarez brood meet Matt's millionaire dad Calvin when Betty gets invited to his Easter egg hunt. However, Betty bungles things with Matt, who wants to avoid Calvin. 
11:35Charmed Trial by Magic Phoebe does her jury service on a murder case and soon realises that the defendant is not guilty when she has a premonition about the real killer's identity. 
12:30Hollyoaks Callum is desperate to save the innocent, but his actions prove devastatingly costly. Meanwhile, will Diane catch Tony red-handed? And a turn of events leaves Nancy distraught. 
13:00How I Met Your Mother Three Days of Snow Lily comes home from a work trip to Seattle but a blizzard halts her progress and threatens her tradition of meeting Marshall at the airport. 
13:30How I Met Your Mother The Possimpible Robin receives a notice saying she must find work within seven days or be deported back to Canada. Lily reveals her unusual talent. 
14:00Scrubs Our Dear Leaders Lucy takes her new assignment as team leader too seriously. Turk feels threatened when an internationally renowned surgeon pays a visit. 
14:30Scrubs Our Driving Issues Cole and Dr Kelso learn the hard way that their inflated egos are standing in the way of their friendships. 
15:00Charmed Trial by Magic Phoebe does her jury service on a murder case and soon realises that the defendant is not guilty when she has a premonition about the real killer's identity. 
16:00Rules of Engagement Fix Ups & Downs Audrey and Jennifer do some match-making. Russell falls in love with a woman he catches a glimpse of in the lobby of his friends' apartment building. 
16:30Rules of Engagement A Visit from Fay Jennifer discovers some alarming things about Adam's mum. Jeff and Audrey are forced to entertain themselves when their TV stops working. 
17:00How I Met Your Mother Three Days of Snow Lily comes home from a work trip to Seattle but a blizzard halts her progress and threatens her tradition of meeting Marshall at the airport. 
17:25How I Met Your Mother The Possimpible Robin receives a notice saying she must find work within seven days or be deported back to Canada. Lily reveals her unusual talent. 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Staircase Implementation This episode flashes back to the start of Sheldon and Leonard's friendship seven years earlier and explains the roommate agreement. 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Lunar Excitation Raj registers Sheldon for online dating and finds the perfect match: the female version of Sheldon. Penny seduces Leonard while she's drunk. 
19:00Hollyoaks An old friend rushes to Sinead's aid, but will her efforts be in vain? Martha's actions leave the Kanes destroyed, while Darren and Nancy attempt to reconcile. 
19:30How I Met Your Mother Pilot Ted realises he wants to find true love when his best friend Marshall proposes to his girlfriend Lily. Soon, Ted becomes smitten when he meets Robin in a nearby bar. 
20:00X-Men Film (2000) Tough superhero fantasy. Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen fight for dominance in the battle between the 'mutants' and humanity, with the prize control or co-existence. 
22:05Rude Tube: Total Stunts Alex Zane presents the top 50 Total Stunts where people have risked life and limb for a moment of internet immortality, with hilarious results. 
23:10Made in Chelsea Brand new series - It's games in the garden, country dancing and bunting ahoy as Binky and her mum host a barn dance, but what drama will unfold in the country? 
00:15The Big Bang Theory The Staircase Implementation This episode flashes back to the start of Sheldon and Leonard's friendship seven years earlier and explains the roommate agreement. 
00:45The Big Bang Theory The Lunar Excitation Raj registers Sheldon for online dating and finds the perfect match: the female version of Sheldon. Penny seduces Leonard while she's drunk. 
01:15New Girl Brand new series - Eggs: When Jess hears that her friends Melissa and Sadie are going to have a baby, both she and Cece get into a panic and start to hear their biological clocks ticking. 
01:45The New Normal Brand new series - Blood, Sweat and Fears: David urges Bryan to take a more active role in the birth of their baby but soon regrets it when Bryan signs them up for natural birthing classes. 
02:15The Cleveland Show Brand new series - Of Lice and Men: After an outbreak of headlice at school, Rallo is forced to cut off his beloved Afro, but when his classmates make fun of him, Cleveland Junior steps in. 
02:35Happy Endings Yesandwitch Penny's mum's enthusiasm inspires the gang, but when Penny finds out that her mother is hiding some less-than-happy news, she gives her a reality check. 
03:00The Ricky Gervais Show Karl contemplates how many different species are actually needed in the world and whether or not we should keep looking for new forms of life. Later, Ricky tries to redesign the human body. 
03:25The Cleveland Show Fields of Streams Cleveland feels nostalgic about his time on his school's baseball team. When he discovers there's no longer a school squad, he starts a new one. 
03:50Being Erica The Importance of Being Erica Erica is struggling to make decisions about her life and looks for some direction. Will she find happiness in her choices? Last in series. 
04:35Desperate Housewives The Ballad of Booth Lynette wants Barbara to have therapy but she can't be found anywhere. Preston is questioned over Irina's murder. Can he convince the police he is innocent? 
06:00Switched Artist Joshua plays lacrosse in a kilt and gets a manicure at an all-girls sleepover, while Darcy experiences life with a brother and sister, and snowboards for an indie video. [SL]