This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Saturday, May 25 2013

06:00Heartland Catch and Release While the boys head off on an enjoyable fishing trip, the girls are left to deal with the havoc caused by a dog, a porcupine and a herd of escaped cows. 
06:45Greek A Tale of Two Parties Omega Chi and Kappa Tau throw competing parties to celebrate the removal of the restictions on partying. 
07:35Jo Frost: Extreme Parental... ...Guidance Jo Frost meets six-year-old Madison, who suffers from furious tantrums, and five-year-old Layla, who has never slept a night in her own bed. 
08:35Make It or Break It Friends Close, Enemies Closer The girls are photographed for a magazine. Later, Kaylie visits Carter to ask for another chance with him. Will she get one? [SL] 
09:35Ugly Betty Secretaries Day Betty struggles to come up with the cash to solve the latest Suarez family dilemma, all the while planning Mode's big assistants' week bash at a medieval-themed restaurant. 
10:35Scrubs Our Driving Issues Cole and Dr Kelso learn the hard way that their inflated egos are standing in the way of their friendships. 
11:05Scrubs Our Thanks In the series nine finale, Cole identifies his true calling in surgery, Drew finds the love of his life and Lucy gets the inspiration to become a doctor. 
11:35Scrubs Pilot With his pre-med behind him, it's John 'JD' Dorian's first day as a medical intern at the busy Sacred Heart Hospital. But his new colleagues are more challenging than he imagined. 
12:05Glee Dream On Will's high school nemesis Bryan Ryan (Neil Patrick Harris) wreaks havoc on the Glee Club. Meanwhile, Artie, Tina and Rachel face up to their problems. 
13:00Charmed Womb Raider The Seer is plotting to steal Phoebe's unborn child and raise it to become the next Source so that the throne of the underworld can never be passed on to another demon. 
14:00Made in Chelsea Brand new series - It's games in the garden, country dancing and bunting ahoy as Binky and her mum host a barn dance, but what drama will unfold in the country? 
15:00Rules of Engagement A Visit from Fay Jennifer discovers some alarming things about Adam's mum. Jeff and Audrey are forced to entertain themselves when their TV stops working. 
15:30Rules of Engagement Time Share Adam and Jennifer agree to go away with Jeff and Audrey, even though they must sit through a timeshare sales pitch in order to get a deal on the trip. 
16:00Rules of Engagement Jen at Work Adam and Jennifer realise that living and working together is harder than they anticipated when he hires her to do some freelance work for his company. 
16:30Rules of Engagement Optimal Male Jeff struggles to lose enough weight to be eligible for the 'optimal male' category of fitness in his life insurance exam. 
17:00Rules of Engagement Russell's Father's Son Adam is worried that Russell will be upset when he discovers that Russell's father asked Adam to pose as his son in a promotional video. 
17:30The Mindy Project Brand new series - Josh and Mindy's Christmas Party: Mindy hosts the office Christmas party at her flat, but the event is ruined when she stumbles upon a secret that Josh has been keeping. 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Desperation Emanation Leonard realises he's the only one of the gang without a girlfriend, while Sheldon wants to get rid of his when she hatches a plan for him to meet her mother. 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Irish Pub Formulation A visit from Raj's sister Priya creates tension among the guys, especially when Leonard asks Sheldon to conceal his romantic past with her. 
19:00Happy Endings Meet the Parrots Dave is not pleased to discover that his father's new love interest is actually Penny's mother. Alex is feeling lonely, so she buys a parrot for company. 
19:30How I Met Your Mother The Leap Ted has a career epiphany, Barney prepares to tell Robin how he feels about her, and Marshall considers leaping from his building to the neighbour's roof. 
20:00How I Met Your Mother Brand new series - The Ashtray: When Ted receives an unexpected voicemail message from his former love rival The Captain, the gang recall their last awkward encounter with him. 
20:302 Broke Girls Brand new series - And the Broken Hip: When a street performer sets up his puppet show in front of their cupcake shop, Max and Caroline fret that he will alienate their hip young customers. 
21:00Daredevil Film (2003) Superhero fantasy. Ben Affleck is a blind lawyer who turns vigilante by night. Jennifer Garner is his lover and Colin Farrell is the villain who endangers them both. Brutal violence. 
23:05The Big Bang Theory The Desperation Emanation Leonard realises he's the only one of the gang without a girlfriend, while Sheldon wants to get rid of his when she hatches a plan for him to meet her mother. 
23:35The Big Bang Theory The Irish Pub Formulation A visit from Raj's sister Priya creates tension among the guys, especially when Leonard asks Sheldon to conceal his romantic past with her. 
00:05The Cleveland Show Brand new series - Of Lice and Men: After an outbreak of headlice at school, Rallo is forced to cut off his beloved Afro, but when his classmates make fun of him, Cleveland Junior steps in. 
00:35Rude Tube 2012 Alex Zane presents the internet's biggest stars who are battling it out for the 2012 number one spot with 50 new clips alongside the best 50 from the previous series. 
02:35Happy Endings Meet the Parrots Dave is not pleased to discover that his father's new love interest is actually Penny's mother. Alex is feeling lonely, so she buys a parrot for company. 
02:55The Ricky Gervais Show Stephen recounts his night out at a London club and Karl writes a poem about a bothersome person he once met in hospital. 
03:25The Ricky Gervais Show In this instalment, Ricky reads some predictions for the future and Karl shares his theories on them. 
03:50Greek A Tale of Two Parties Omega Chi and Kappa Tau throw competing parties to celebrate the removal of the restictions on partying. 
04:35Heartland Catch and Release While the boys head off on an enjoyable fishing trip, the girls are left to deal with the havoc caused by a dog, a porcupine and a herd of escaped cows. 
06:00Jo Frost: Extreme Parental... ...Guidance Jo Frost meets six-year-old Madison, who suffers from furious tantrums, and five-year-old Layla, who has never slept a night in her own bed.