This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Monday, January 22 2018

06:00Puffin Rock Animation. Tonight the sky will be full of shooting stars! Everyone is excited - except Silky, who is not sure that she will like it. (S2 Ep 17) 
06:10Poppy Cat Animation. Zuzu is entertaining everyone with his jokes - but will they work with the squirrels of the Silent Forest, who have never been seen to laugh? (S1 Ep 21) 
06:20Simon Animated series. Simon keeps winning when he challenges Gaspard to a series of sporting contests, but eventually learns that nobody can win all the time. (S1 Ep 7) 
06:25Bob The Builder CGI animation. Two-Tonne's desperation to help a pregnant elephant leads him to make a decision that causes a bridge to collapse - and the elephant to escape! (S3 Ep 15) 
06:35Fireman Sam Battle of the Birthdays CGI adventures. James's science-themed birthday party results in some spilt sodium and Fireman Sam is called to deal with a fireball. (S9 Ep 2) 
06:50Thomas and Friends James asks to be the one to take the Fat Controller and the Mayor of Sodor to a ball, but worries when he gets a scratch on his paintwork right before the job. (S20 Ep 11) 
07:00Secret Life Of Puppies Reality series. A dog's-eye view of life. Corgi puppy Ace is training to be a show dog. Does he have what it takes to be top dog? (S1 Ep 11) 
07:05Paw Patrol Animation. A fantasy fire-breathing dragon comes to life, and it won't let Ryder and pups into the Lookout! Paw Patrol takes to the Air Patroller. (S3 Ep 10) 
07:20Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Who has taken all of Fuse's collection of Special Things? (S1 Ep 47) 
07:35Peppa Pig Animation. It's Wendy Wolf's birthday and Peppa is going to her party! There are bubbles and balloons - and Wendy even teaches them how to howl like a wolf! (S5 Ep 23) 
07:45Peppa Pig Animation about a little pig. Peppa's playgroup is holding a jumble sale to raise money for a new roof and Madame Gazelle asks everyone to bring something to sell. (S2 Ep 19) 
07:55Floogals Animation. When the Boy Hooman's remote-controlled toy helicopter accidentally carries away Boomer, the Floogals must learn how to make it work in order to rescue their friend. (Ep 42) 
08:05Digby Dragon CGI-animated series about a young dragon. When Digby accidentally lets Fizzy's wings escape, Chips and Grizel discover that flying isn't as easy as they thought. (S1 Ep 14) 
08:20Rusty Rivets Animated series about an inventive young engineer. When Rusty finds an old pirate's map, he and the gang dig up a lot more than treasure. (S1 Ep 11) 
08:35Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies-in-training. Leah, Shimmer and Shine discover a magical gem that makes two of everything, including Zeta. (S2 Ep 20) 
08:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom The VIP Animation. Everyone is very excited because King Leopold has announced that he is paying a visit to the Little Kingdom. (S2 Ep 43) 
09:05Mofy Animated series. Lee and Sioux are rolling down the hill. Mofy has never played before and is scared her friends might laugh at her. (S1 Ep 30) 
09:15The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show. 
11:15Cowboy Builders Consumer series. Having suffered a stroke, Ros wants father Robert to move in with her and has made temporary arrangements for her living room to become his bedroom. (S1 Ep 10) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15The Hotel Inspector The Vidella, Blackpool Alex meets two fun-loving guys who took over a now-ailing hotel in Blackpool a decade ago. Can Alex put a smile back on their faces? (S10 Ep 2) 
13:10Access Entertainment round-up. 
13:15Home and Away Justin is beaten and held hostage by his visitor, Willow. Mick's medication goes missing. Brody reveals that he still has feelings for Ziggy. 
13:45Neighbours David discovers that Aaron and Rory met up in Paris. Piper is offered a place at university in Queensland, but also wants to stay at home to support Tyler. 
14:15NCIS Jet Lag US drama following the work of the navy's dedicated federal agency. DiNozzo and Ziva find themselves trapped on a transatlantic flight with an anonymous assassin. (S7 Ep 13) 
15:15A Stranger with My Kids Film Thriller starring Ashley Scott and Mitch Ryan. When single mother Karen hires Alex, a male nanny, she does not realise that he has sinister plans. (2017) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours David discovers that Aaron and Rory met up in Paris. Piper is offered a place at university in Queensland, but also wants to stay at home to support Tyler. 
18:00Home and Away Justin is beaten and held hostage by his visitor, Willow. Mick's medication goes missing. Brody reveals that he still has feelings for Ziggy. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Car Crash TV Clip show. Highlights include foolhardy speeders, a crash scene investigation, 4x4 fails, the blame game, plucky pedestrians, car pinball and the Car Crash TV Driver Of The Week. (S2 Ep 9) 
20:00New: Police Interceptors Action-packed reality series. Dog handler Darren calls on all his powers of persuasion to try and end a rooftop stand-off, and Steve is forced to use his pepper spray on a suspect. (S13 Ep 8) 
21:00New: Celebrity Big Brother All the action from inside the Celebrity Big Brother House. (Ep 24) 
22:00New: 30 Inches Tall and Turning... ...18 Extraordinary People. At just 2 foot 7 inches tall, Teenager Georgia Rankin is the height of the average two-year-old. this rite of passage film follows her from her 18th to her 19th birthday. 
23:05New: Celebrity Big Brother's... ...Bit On The Side. Celebrity panellists and an audience of CBB fans debate the hot topics, reveal exclusives and go behind the scenes of the main show. Presented by Rylan Clark-Neal. (Ep 15) 
00:05Celebrity Botched Up Bodies Reality TV star Alicia Douvall, 36, has undergone 350 cosmetic procedures. Now she is looking to have her body returned to its natural state. (S1 Ep 3) 
01:00Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit 
03:10Secrets of the National Trust Alan Titchmarsh is at Attingham Hall in Shropshire, Jon Culshaw visits Disraeli's former home, Lisa Holloway watches a tapestry restoration in Norfolk. (S1 Ep 3) 
04:00Get Your Tatts Out: Kavos Ink Documentary series. Harry gets his first inking, and two boozed up couples from Ireland get stuck into some needle action. Londoner Tony gets a 'go hard, or go home' inking. [SL] (S1 Ep 9) 
04:45House Doctor Home improvement series. Alistair Appleton and Californian interior designer Ann Maurice work their magic on a Victorian house in Chester. [SL] (S3 Ep 2) 
05:10Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. (S2 Ep 20) 
05:35Divine Designs Paul Binski examines religious art in Britain. Paul travels from Cheadle to Glasgow to witness two examples of Gothic revivals. (S2 Ep 9) 
06:00Puffin Rock Animation. Otto loves dragonflies and is keen for his friends to see their aerial display. But Baba gets into trouble while they wait for them to begin... (S2 Ep 18)