This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Saturday, June 23 2018

06:00Little Princess I Don't Want to Kiss Great Aunty With grotesque Great Aunty scheduled to visit, how can Little Princess avoid having to kiss her? (S2 Ep 10) 
06:10Wissper CGI-animation. Dan the panda wants to sing, but his voice is rather high and squeaky, so Wissper asks Otis the oxpecker and Gertie the giraffe for help. (S1 Ep 19) 
06:20Poppy Cat Animation. Alma's cousin invites her to sing with him at a concert, but she loses her voice due to nerves. A trip in an air balloon helps her to regain her confidence. (S1 Ep 19) 
06:30Milkshake Monkey Preschool series starring an inquisitive puppet. Milkshake Monkey's friends have a surprise for him at the Rare Breeds Farm. (S3 Ep 20) 
06:35Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Bolt is beginning a new life as a mountain rescue dog. But first he must settle into his new home and attend a tough training course. (S1 Ep 14) 
06:40Mofy Animation. Mogu is trying to teach the Squirrel brothers how to fly a kite, when a gust of wind sweeps him up into the trees. (S3 Ep 5) 
06:45Simon Animation. It's time for Simon and Gaspard's annual vaccination and the boys are nervous, so the doctor makes Simon his assistant. (S1 Ep 24) 
06:55Olly the Little White Van Olly the Chauffeur Lisa Limo finds out she is double booked for a job, so Olly helps out by offering to do one of her jobs for her. He must pick up Sir Ronald Grump. 
07:00Peppa Pig Mummy Pig's Birthday Animation. Peppa, George and Daddy Pig prepare a wonderful birthday surprise for Mummy Pig. (S1 Ep 21) 
07:05PAW Patrol Animation. When Alex the giant turns up in town, Ryder and the pups must find a way to keep him busy to stop him from innocently causing any more damage. (S1 Ep 40) 
07:20Thomas and Friends Race to the Rescue Train fun. It's Flynn the Fire Engine's first day out on the road. He has had his wheels fixed by Victor. Now Flynn can roll on the roads as well as the tracks! (S16 Ep 1) 
07:35Fireman Sam Escape from Pontypandy Island When the Pioneers go to Pontypandy Island, they are in such a rush to explore the island, they do not pull their boat up safely and it drifts off. (S9 Ep 6) 
07:55Rusty Rivets Animated series about an inventive young engineer. Rusty, Ruby and Liam build a fort but it's too small for Botasaur, so he goes looking for a big fort at the zoo. (S1 Ep 33) 
08:05PAW Patrol Pup Saves the Turbots Animation. Cap'n Turbot's French cousin, Francois, tries to help get a picture of the rare Blue Footed Booby Bird but gets stuck on a cliff. (S1 Ep 41) 
08:20Nella the Princess Knight Animation. Nella and Trinket get into an awkward situation when they agree to attend both Garrett and Minatori's sleepovers on the same night. (S1 Ep 31) 
08:40Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Someone is covering everything golden in Toyland with grey paint, but who could it be? (S1 Ep 48) 
08:55Floogals Animation about three tiny aliens on planet Earth. After mistaking a hamster cage for a newly arrived spaceship, Fleeker tries to befriend its furry alien pilot. (S1 Ep 4) 
09:05Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Lucy's Sleepover Animation. After Holly makes her small enough to play in the Little Kingdom, Lucy flies on Gaston the Ladybird and is invited to a sleepover at the Little Castle. (S2 Ep 27) 
09:25Shimmer and Shine Animated children's series. Zeta tells the girls the fun story of how she and Nazboo first met, but her story is not the same as Nazboo's version. (S3 Ep 4) 
09:40Digby Dragon CGI kids' show about Digby, a budding dragon in training who is is always ready to tackle the next big adventure with energy and enthusiasm. (S1 Ep 22) 
09:55Peppa Pig Tooth Fairy Animated series about a lovable little pig. One of Peppa's teeth falls out. Mummy Pig explains that the Tooth Fairy will come that very night to take the tooth. (S1 Ep 22) 
10:00Peppa Pig The New Car Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and her family are going for a drive. Suddenly their car breaks down. (S1 Ep 23) 
10:10Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Animated action series. Raph must conquer his insect phobia to lead the team after his terror leads to Stockman-Fly capturing four of his friends. (S4 Ep 17) 
10:40Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
10:45Police Interceptors Documentary series. The officers intercept three men armed with a burglary toolkit and apprehend a suspected drug-driver. (S3 Ep 11) 
11:40Police Interceptors Documentary series. Zippy the sniffer dog makes an interesting discovery and the team's new recruits are put to the test by a pair of suspected burglars. (S3 Ep 14) 
12:35Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Catching up with the victims and villains of the rental market. Rachel intended to rent out her cottage for three months; four years later, her tenant is still there. (S3 Ep 13) 
13:35Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Craig has been battling to get his property back after three months of no rent. Terry was relieved to get his home back, before Sophia called the police. (S3 Ep 14) 
14:35Rich House, Poor House Documentary series. The Leamon family leave their four-bedroom terrace house on a council estate to live in the Fiddes family's six bedroom house set in sixty acres. (S2 Ep 1) 
15:35Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. The enforcement agents encounter death threats, an actor down on his luck, a hotel in crisis and a family who tell a very different story to their landlord. (S4 Ep 11) 
16:35Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Brian and Del are assaulted by a debtor's wife. Stewart and Iain decode a debtor's lies. Del and Dael track down an alleged knight of the realm. (S4 Ep 13) 
17:305 News Weekend National and international news. 
17:35New: Chuckle Time With The... ...Chuckle Brothers. Hilarious clip show hosted by the Chuckle Brothers, Paul and Barry. This time you are the butt of the jokes, with the funniest fails, flops and falls from the internet. (S1 Ep 2) 
18:30New: Wonderful World of Puppies Documentary series of a dog's-eye view of life. A pack of xoloitzcuintli - Mexican hairless dogs - are going crazy indoors, but outside offers its own challenges. (S3 Ep 2) 
19:30New: Blind Date Dating show hosted by Paul O'Grady. For the first time, a mother and son both try to find a love match. Plus catching up with last week's daters. (S3 Ep 2) 
20:30Legally Blonde 2 Film Comedy sequel. Having successfully graduated from law school, Elle Woods heads for Washington to pursue her aim of seeing an anti-animal testing bill passed. 
21:305 News Update National and international news. 
21:35Legally Blonde 2 Film Comedy sequel. Having successfully graduated from law school, Elle Woods heads for Washington to pursue her aim of seeing an anti-animal testing bill passed. 
22:20Live Boxing: Josh Taylor Vs... ...Viktor Postol. Live boxing from the SSE Hydro in Glasgow. WBC Silver Super-lightweight showdown between the holder Josh Taylor and Viktor Postol from Ukraine. 
00:00Cricket On 5: Eng Vs SA & NZ-T20 Highlights of the T20 Internationals between England Women and South Africa, and England Women and New Zealand at Taunton. 
01:00Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit 
03:10Wentworth Prison Australian drama series. Bea Smith returns to Wentworth and is hailed by the women as the new top dog. A smoking ban leads to a protest and a prison riot. (S3 Ep 1) 
04:00The Dog Rescuers With Alan Davies Documentary series. Ten puppies found dumped in a bin are given a second chance at life thanks to the help of the staff and volunteers at Blackberry Farm RSPCA. (S6 Ep 3) 
04:45House Doctor Home improvement series with interior designer Ann Maurice. [SL] (S4 Ep 9) 
05:10House Busters Janet Ellis invites three experts to 'heal' a house. For five years a family has suffered erratic sleep patterns, electrical problems and unsettling experiences. [SL] (S2 Ep 6) 
05:35Nick's Quest Nick Baker finds out how the elephants of Queen Elizabeth National Park in Uganda survived the ivory trade that decimated their population. [SL] (S1 Ep 8) 
06:00Little Princess I Want a Midnight Feast Little Princess plans a special midnight feast but, while gathering together the food is easy, staying awake isn't. Animated series narrated by Julian Clary. (S2 Ep 11)