This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Thursday, April 17 2014

06:00Bananas In Pyjamas Rat the Clown Rat wants to enrol at a clown school before travelling the world. The Bananas do not want their friend to leave, so try to make his dream come true in Cuddlestown. 
06:10Igam Ogam Not Here Animation about the charming cave girl and her friends. No-one can find Igam Ogam. Whenever they call out her name they hear a distant cry of 'Not Here!' Where is she? 
06:20Fireman Sam Mother's Little Helper It's washing day in Pontypandy, but Norman overloads his machine and Mike forgets to turn off his iron when he is called out to fix it. 
06:35The WotWots Colour Conundrums Alien animation. SpottyWot discovers how to make new colours by mixing paint. He then meets an animal that can change the colour of its whole body! 
06:45Peppa Pig Bedtime Animated series about a lovable little pig. It's nearly time for bed. Peppa and George play outside then they are called in for their bath. 
06:50Play! Observational documentary series. Ben and his friends play on the rocks, while the rest of the children have fun on the sand with balls of all shapes and sizes. 
07:00Little Princess I Want My Dummy Animation narrated by Julian Clary. Little Princess doesn't want to give up her dummy, and when it starts to mysteriously disappear, she's determined to get it back! 
07:10Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Gaston To The Rescue Animation. After banning Gaston from the castle, the elves and fairies are out looking for him when they discover a speaking door which leads to the dwarf mine. 
07:20Mr Men Doctors and Nurses In the hospital, Mr Nervous is characteristically jittery over a splinter, while Mr Quiet is given a tour of the building by Little Miss Daredevil. 
07:30Milkshake A look ahead to today's children's programmes, including competitions and dedications. 
07:35Thomas and Friends Toby and Dash Railway adventures. Dash enjoys himself so much on Sodor that Toby thinks his friend would like to live there. Together, the pair set out to find the perfect new home. 
07:50Noddy In Toyland A Birthday for Whiz Charming animation. Noddy introduces his little robot friend to all the elements of birthdays prior to throwing him his own party. 
08:00Fifi and The Flowertots Slugsy's Rescue Having set his sights on a delectable red apple growing on a tree, Stingo gets stuck after attempting to pick it. Will he ask for help or will he be stuck forever? 
08:15Peppa Pig Babysitting Animated series about a lovable little pig. Mummy and Daddy Pig go out for the evening, leaving Granny and Grandpa Pig to babysit an excitable Peppa and George. 
08:25Peppa Pig Ballet Lesson Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa is excited about her first ballet lesson. 
08:35Toby's Travelling Circus Scoot, Rattle And Roll Animation. Freddo takes a fancy to Thor's rusty old scooter, but while learning to ride it he crashes into Thor's big drum. 
08:45Bananas In Pyjamas The Talking Bird Animation. When the Bananas discover a talking bird in the forest, they have trouble proving to the Teddies that it's real. 
09:00Tickety Toc Fruity Trifle Time Animation about twins who live in a clock. Tommy and Tallulah offer to do the polishing so that Madame Au Lait can make their favourite fruity trifle. 
09:15The Wright Stuff Lively magazine show in which Matthew Wright and guests discuss the topical issues of the day. 
11:10Police Interceptors Documentary series. The officers intercept three men armed with a burglary toolkit and apprehend a suspected drug-driver. (11/15) 
12:105 News at Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15It Takes A Thief To Catch A Thief Last in the documentary series that sees an ex-convict and a copper team up to reveal the scams shop thieves use and the gaping holes in store security, all with gobsmacking results. 
13:15Home and Away Hannah keeps her relationship with Andy a secret from Zac, but not from the twins. Tamara faces up to being school captain, but gets little support from her deputy, Matt. 
13:45Neighbours Lauren and Brad, acting on Bailey's tip, believe that they might have found Lisa, the girl who was taken from them at birth and they fly her down to Erinsborough. 
14:15Diagnosis Murder Murder Can Be Contagious Lighthearted drama series. When Jesse and Dr Sloan become infected with a disease and are placed in quarantine, Steve and Amanda race to find a cure. 
15:20Patricia Cornwell's The Front Film Mystery starring Andie MacDowell and Daniel Sunjata. A detective uncovers a sinister conspiracy when he is sent to research a disintegrating neighbourhood. (2010) 
17:005 News at 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Lauren and Brad, acting on Bailey's tip, believe that they might have found Lisa, the girl who was taken from them at birth and they fly her down to Erinsborough. 
18:00Home and Away Hannah keeps her relationship with Andy a secret from Zac, but not from the twins. Tamara faces up to being school captain, but gets little support from her deputy, Matt. 
18:30NewsTalk Live Topical live discussion and analysis of the day's news. Guests join host Emma Crosby to debate the biggest talking points, and viewers air their views about the top stories. 
19:00Police Interceptors Observational documentary series. Cumbria's interceptor teams are called out to deal with a suspect gunman, a pedestrian under a car and to destroy a cannabis farm. 
19:555 News Update National and international news. 
20:00Beware! Cowboy Builders Abroad Spain The hit series returns with brand new presenter Gabrielle Blackman along with Dom as they meet British expats living in Spain who were caught short by a British cowboy builder. 
21:00Harold Shipman: Driven To Kill 10 years after his death this brand new two-part documentary takes a look at what drove one of Britain's most prolific serial killers Harold Shipman to kill over 215 people. 
22:00New: Person of Interest Dead Reckoning Drama series. Kara forces Reese and Agent Snow to break into the Department of Defense so that she can steal a computer virus powerful enough to attack The Machine. 
23:00Gypsies On Benefits & Proud The hit Channel 5 series returns with a brand new one-off special lifting the lid on one of Britain's biggest controversies; the immigrants who come to the UK to milk the benefit system. 
00:00Super Casino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel. For more information and to register visit www.SuperCasino.com. 
03:10Gibraltar: Britain In The Sun Documentary series. Gibraltar's ambulance crew are called to a tourist in distress, and it is the weekend of the famed annual boat race - for boats made entirely out of cardboard. 
04:00House Doctor Series in which Ann Maurice provides home improvement advice for properties. Ann visits a three-bedroom semi-detached house in Spennymoor. 
04:20House Doctor Series in which Ann Maurice provides home improvement advice. In this edition, Ann attempts to inject some life into a bland property near Leamington Spa. 
04:45Divine Designs In his series on religious art and artefacts, Paul Binski visits Liverpool to view the city's two radically different cathedrals. [SL] 
05:10Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. 
06:00Bananas In Pyjamas Mrs Rat Takes Over The animated adventures of two bananas. When Rat's Mum arrives for her annual summer visit, she suggests that he should make some changes to the shop.