This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Thursday, September 18 2014

06:00Bananas In Pyjamas The Jelly Planet Animation. The Bananas' favourite pot for making jelly is broken! They need help to repair it and they know who can help them - Charlie the inventor! 
06:10Igam Ogam Do It Animation charting the adventures of cave girl Igam Ogam and her Stone Age friends. Igam Ogam insists on attempting to do everything without any help from anyone else! 
06:25Fireman Sam A Day at the Seaside Fun with the friendly fireman of Pontypandy. Station Officer Steele heads off to the seaside with Trevor, while Elvis is left in charge at the fire station. 
06:35The WotWots Wot a Hermit Alien animation. DottyWot makes a picture from shells on the beach but before she can show her brother, it moves! Is it possible that the shells are moving themselves? 
06:45Peppa Pig Peppa's Circus Animated series about a lovable little pig. When Grandpa Pig puts up a tent in his garden, Peppa and her friends put on a circus. 
06:50Pip Ahoy! Beside the Sneeze-Side Animation. On a day trip, Pip, Alba, Skipper and friends try to work out what is causing Mr Morris to sneeze so much. 
07:05Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Granny and Granpapa Animation. A card arrives in the Little Kingdom inviting everyone to a party at Granny and Granpapa Thistle's castle in the clouds. What surprises are in store? 
07:15Mr Men Inventions Little Miss Daredevil uses Mr Quiet as a guinea pig for her rocket chair invention, while Mr Lazy's new remote control causes nightmares for Little Miss Calamity. 
07:35Thomas and Friends Flatbeds of Fear CGI animation. When the engines start to hear spooky noises at the docks Salty spins them a yarn and convinces them that it is the sound of the 'Flatbeds of Fear'. 
07:50Noddy In Toyland The Encharted Warbler Charming animation. Noddy and Mr Plod embark on an ornithological quest to locate the rare enchanted warbler. 
08:00Little Princess I Want to Play Football The weather outside the castle is stormy, but Little Princess is bored with her indoor toys and considers football as an exciting alternative. 
08:15Peppa Pig Daddy Pig's Birthday Porcine animation. Today is Daddy Pig's birthday, but he must go to work. While he is away, Mummy Pig, Peppa and George prepare a special birthday surprise. 
08:25Peppa Pig The Sleepover Animation about a lovable young pig. Peppa is going for a sleepover at Zoe Zebra's house. The girls are too excited to go to sleep and stay up playing games and having fun. 
08:35Toby's Travelling Circus Pirate Circus Animation. When Thor finds a barrel full of pirate costumes, it inspires everyone to come up with pirate-themed ideas for the show. 
08:50Bananas In Pyjamas Old Porridge Rat is inundated with porridge when he accidentally over-orders, but he comes up with an ingenious trick to get rid of it. 
09:00Tickety Toc Measuring Time Animation. Hopparoo is disappointed when he hasn't grown very much, but when the twins put him on stilts he causes chaos around town. 
09:15The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show with this week's pannelists Jeremy Edwards and Anne Diamond. Today's guest is actress Angela Griffin. 
11:10The Dog Rescuers Documentary series with Alan Davies. A Belgian shepherd is found in such an emaciated condition that she is close to death. Living conditions do not appear to have improved for Tyson the husky. 
12:105 News at Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15Marston's: One Ale of A Job Last in the documentary series. In this episode we meet Mark whose responsibility it is to make sure that 50,000 litres of beer make it safely from the copper boilers to the fermenters. 
13:15Home and Away Kyle admits to Phoebe that he is unsure about moving in with her while his family is in crisis. Josh arrives at Evelyn's house with mysterious injuries. 
13:45Neighbours As Matt reacts badly to Lauren's confession, she worries about the state of their marriage. Brad also explains the situation to Terese, who issues him with a set of rules. 
14:15NCIS Seadog Series following special agents who investigate crimes connected to the Navy. The team refuse to believe that a sailor whose death they are investigating was corrupt. 
15:15Goodnight For Justice Film Western starring Luke Perry and Lara Gilchrist. A judge is torn between delivering justice or revenge on the outlaw who murdered his family. (2011) 
17:005 News at 5 National and international news presented by Emma Crosby. 
17:30Neighbours As Matt reacts badly to Lauren's confession, she worries about the state of their marriage. Brad also explains the situation to Terese, who issues him with a set of rules. 
18:00Home and Away Kyle admits to Phoebe that he is unsure about moving in with her while his family is in crisis. Josh arrives at Evelyn's house with mysterious injuries. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news including reports, live updates and interviews. Presented by Matt Barbet. 
19:00The Gadget Show Brand new series of the action-packed tech consumer show. In this episode, the team celebrate their 10 year anniversary by looking back at how technology has evolved from the first series until now. 
19:555 News Update National and international news. 
20:00New: Britain's Craziest Commutes Brand new documentary about the nightmare journeys many commuters face on their way to work every morning and the extraordinary lengths to which some will go to get to the office on time. 
21:00Illegals: Breaking Into Britain With immigration a current hot topic, this brand new documentary follows some of the 800,000 illegal immigrants who are thought to have settled in the UK. 
22:00New: Dallas Playing Chicken US drama series. Bobby finds a way to stop the fracking. Christopher makes a startling discovery about Trevino's past. Emma's games threaten John Ross with exposure. 
23:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away Documentary series. In this episode, Brian and Graham have been warned to expect trouble as they evict some tenants, one of whom has a reputation for violence. 
00:00SuperCasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel. For more information and to register visit www.SuperCasino.com. 
03:10Once Upon A Time Manhattan Mystery fantasy. Emma, Rumpelstiltskin and Henry locate Baelfire in Manhattan. In the Enchanted Forest, Rumpelstiltskin meets a young seer. 
04:00Michaela's Wild Challenge Wildlife series with Michaela Strachan. Michaela travels to a chimpanzee rehabilitation centre in Kenya, tries to lure a pride of lions and feeds a ragged tooth shark. 
04:20House Busters Janet Ellis and a team of new-age practitioners suggest ways in which changes to homes could positively affect the personal lives of their owners. 
04:45House Doctor Interiors and Depersonalising Home improvement series. In this edition, the importance of removing aspects of a home on which the owner has stamped their personality when selling. [SL] 
05:10House Doctor Home improvement series with interior designer Ann Maurice and presenter Alistair Appleton. In this edition, the importance of a smart exterior. 
05:35House Doctor Home improvement series. This edition offers tips on getting rid of animal odours and optimising space. 
06:00Bananas In Pyjamas Rat's Movie Night Animation. Rat puts up a big screen in the park - but then he realises he doesn't have a movie to show. The Bananas offer to make a movie for him.