This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Saturday, February 25 2017

06:00Peppa Pig Emily Elephant Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and her friends are at their playgroup. Madame Gazelle introduces a new pupil, Emily Elephant. (S2 Ep 2) 
06:05Peppa Pig Polly's Holiday Animated series about a lovable little pig. Granny and Grandpa's pet Polly Parrot comes to stay. Peppa and George love her but Polly flies away. Can George get her back? (S2 Ep 3) 
06:10Milkshake Monkey Monkey Sanctuary Adventures in Cornwall with the inquisitive puppet. Milkshake Monkey is looking for a new home for his cousin Mickey. Where will it be? (S2 Ep 11) 
06:15Milkshake Bop Box Explorers Song and dance fun. Jen and Olivia climb the Great Wall of China, row down the Nile in Egypt and ride elephants in India in this high-octane dance routine. (S2 Ep 15) 
06:20Paw Patrol CGI animated series. When the train carrying the performers for the circus breaks down, ringmaster Raimundo calls on Ryder and the PAW Patrol to step in and help. (S1 Ep 31) 
06:30Bob the Builder CGI animation. When Mayor Madison calls Bob and his team to do repairs at Fixham Castle, Leo gets trapped inside and starts to hear strange noises. (S1 Ep 6) 
06:45Fireman Sam Seeing Red Animation. Sarah trips and hurts her leg while out for a walk on the cliff path with Bronwyn and Nipper. (S6 Ep 11) 
06:55Rupert Bear Rupert Builds A Nest. Adventures in Nutwood with Rupert and his friends. Rupert and Ping Pong must repair a bird's nest which contains a pair of eggs. (S1 Ep 3) 
07:05Olly the Little White Van Skyscraper Caper Animated series. Olly and Stan are roped in to help clean up Grump Towers as Sir Ronald is expecting a very important visitor. But Stan does not like heights. (S1 Ep 10) 
07:10Wanda and the Alien Now You See Me, Now You Don't Animation. Wanda, Alien, her brothers and sisters, and the squirrels and the ducks all have a big game of hide and seek! Who will be the winner? (S1 Ep 12) 
07:20Angelina Ballerina Angelina and the Irish Jig Viki returns from her holiday in Tippermousy in Ireland, having learnt a jig. When Angelina tries the tricky steps, she falls and breaks the music machine! (S3 Ep 13) 
07:35Little Princess I Want My Duck Animated series narrated by Julian Clary. Little Princess is enjoying a lazy day by the pond when Scruff finds three little duck eggs. (S3 Ep 20) 
07:50Paw Patrol CGI animated series. Rubble pretends to be a superhero pup from TV. But his new found identity gets him and the train engineer trapped in a tunnel. (S1 Ep 32) 
08:00Blaze and The Monster Machines Animation. Blaze smells smoke at the garage and leads his friends outside to safety, impressing Axle City's fire chief. (S2 Ep 4) 
08:25Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Noddy needs to help Scurvy the parrot investigate why the pirates are hiding or the Pirate Parade can't start! (S1 Ep 3) 
08:45Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Miss Cookie's Nature Trail Animation. Miss Cookie organises a nature trail for Lucy and her class, but it goes right through the Little Kingdom! (S2 Ep 16) 
09:00Shimmer and Shine When Leah wishes for help to make cupcakes for a bake sale, she and the genies get stuck with a giant birthday cake, some farm animals and a river of batter! (S1 Ep 1) 
09:25Peppa Pig Teddy's Day Out Animated series. Peppa and her family share a picnic with Mr Zebra the Postman and Zoe Zebra. But when it's time to go home, Peppa leaves her teddy behind. (S2 Ep 4) 
09:35Peppa Pig Mysteries Animated series. Inspired by their favourite television programme, Peppa and George want to be famous detectives too. Daddy Pig gives them a mystery to solve. (S2 Ep 5) 
09:40Peppa Pig The Rainbow Animation. Peppa and her family spot a rainbow when they go for a drive. (S3 Ep 2) 
09:50Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom The New Wand Animation. When Holly's wand catches a cold, she is given a brand new WiseWand 3000 as a replacement. The only problem is, it doesn't do any magic at all! (S2 Ep 17) 
10:05Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cartoon adventures of four half-human, crime-fighting turtles. The Turtles are captured and thrown into the Triceraton arena! (S4 Ep 7) 
10:40Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
10:45Police Interceptors Unleashed Reality series hosted by Vinnie Jones. Vinnie rides shotgun with Sergeant Al when he seizes a 50-grand motor, and he has a chat with Derek about pursuit driving. (S2 Ep 10) 
11:15Police Interceptors Last episode in the documentary series. Jason Baxter investigates an accident where the driver was not wearing a seatbelt, and Jim Woolerton comes across an interesting customised car. (S7 Ep 10) 
12:15Police Interceptors Crime documentary series. In this episode, interceptor Barry outsmarts a disqualified driver and Carl makes a jaw-dropping discovery when he pulls a car over in the early hours. (S8 Ep 1) 
13:15Benefits Britain: Life On the Dole Documentary series exploring the reality of life on benefits. This episode visits Hull, the town with the highest unemployment rate and the lowest weekly wage in the UK. (S1 Ep 4) 
14:15Benefits Britain: Life On the Dole Documentary series. This episode looks at the stories of some of the Roma Gypsies who have come to the UK and are now surviving on payments from the welfare state. (S1 Ep 5) 
15:15The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series. In Shropshire harassment turns to violence, and in Essex a mother and daughter's lives are made a misery after they object to a neighbour's extension plans. (S3 Ep 4) 
16:15The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series. A late-night dispute with a policeman neighbour lands one Devon mother with a night in the cells. A man gets an unexpected soaking in York. (S3 Ep 5) 
17:15Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series. After her tenant claimed that the property was full of damp, a landlord gets a shock when she finally gets inside to inspect the damage. (S2 Ep 4) 
18:10Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. Paul and Steve set out to repossess a house in a shocking condition where a mother is living with two very young children. (S1 Ep 4) 
19:05NCIS: Los Angeles Police drama series. The team are embroiled in a race against the clock to find a classified and highly dangerous device which could destroy Los Angeles. (S3 Ep 11) 
20:00New: NCIS US crime series. DiNozzo is reunited with his ex-girlfriend, Jeanne Benoit, when insurgents in Sudan attack a group of volunteer doctors, including her husband. (S13 Ep 8) 
20:555 News Weekend National and international news. 
21:00Football On 5: The Championship George Riley and Lynsey Hipgrave introduce highlights of the weekend's games in the SkyBet Championship. (Ep 30) 
22:00Football On 5: Goal Rush All the goals from the weekend's games in SkyBet Leagues 1 and 2, presented by George Riley and Lynsey Hipgrave. (Ep 30) 
22:30New: Stealing the Mona Lisa A look at how, in 1911, the world's most famous painting, the Mona Lisa, was stolen from the world's most famous museum, the Louvre in Paris. (S1 Ep 5) 
23:30Police Interceptors Unleashed Reality series hosted by Vinnie Jones. Vinnie and the Dragoon team help out a copper in distress, while Ching ensures a group of women don't take the law into their own hands. (S2 Ep 7) 
00:00SuperCasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit SuperCasino.com. 
03:10That's So...1985 Entertainment series. Footage from 1985 recalls the major news and pop culture events of the year, including Live Aid, the Tottenham riots and the Heysel stadium disaster. (S1 Ep 1) 
04:00Bargain-Loving Brits in The Sun Documentary series. Middlesbrough lad Michael has a dream of opening a new type of bar, and power couple Wayne and Des are about to throw a big party. (S2 Ep 8) 
04:50House Doctor Home improvement guru Ann Maurice is in Worcester where the Squires are struggling to sell. Their sprawling home is cluttered and they have a passion for parrots. [SL] (S3 Ep 6) 
05:15Nick's Quest Roving naturalist Nick Baker journeys around the world in search of endangered species. In this programme, he is in Venezuela on the trail of the Orinoco crocodile. [SL] (S1 Ep 7) 
05:40Angels Of Jarm Animation. Mary is due to recite a poem in the front of the class but she cannot recall the words, so Angel Rafe thinks of ways to help her to remember. [SL] (S1 Ep 37) 
05:50Roary The Racing Car Racing animation. The cars are all gleaming for the evening's race. Roary gets bored and heads out onto the track - with disastrous consequences. [SL] (S2 Ep 26) 
06:00Peppa Pig George's Friend Animated series about a lovable little pig. Rebecca Rabbit has a little brother called Richard who is the same age as George. (S2 Ep 6)