This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Monday, August 31 2015

06:00The WotWots Sneaky Squawky Alien animation. SpottyWot is upset when his brightest crayons go missing. His sister tracks them down for him. (S1 Ep 12) 
06:10Igam Ogam I'm Not Igam Ogam Prehistoric animation. Igam Ogam tries to avoid tidying her room by pretending she is any number of people other than herself. (S1 Ep 4) 
06:20Driftwood Bay Splatball Animation. Lily finds Delilah's winch handle and as a reward Salty gives her a ball from the store. When it starts to rain, Lily and Gull invent a new game called Splatball. (S1 Ep 13) 
06:30Fireman Sam Bronwyn's Millionth Customer Fun with the friendly fireman and the villagers of Pontypandy. Celebrations to mark the Wholefish Cafe's millionth customer do not go according to plan. (S8 Ep 1) 
06:40Toot The Tiny Tugboat Animated children's series. Toot accidentally reveals Lenny's surprise, an event planned just for him. But he soon comes up with something even more special. (S1 Ep 34) 
06:50Peppa Pig Polly's Boat Trip Pig tales. Peppa and George go on a boat trip with Grandpa Pig, but they must send Polly Parrot for help when their boat runs aground. (S3 Ep 11) 
06:55Pip Ahoy! The Alan Comet Animated series about a puppy and kitten who live in by the sea. A comet is due to fly over Salty Cove and everyone wants to stay awake to see it. (S1 Ep 36) 
07:10Little Princess I Want My Plaster Little Princess feels brave as she sports the plaster on her knee, but that feeling evaporates when the time comes to rip the plaster off. (S2 Ep 15) 
07:20Mr Men Arts and Crafts Mr Fussy invites Mr Messy and Mr Strong to his art club, while Miss Sunshine helps Miss Scary create a crafty creature. (S2 Ep 3) 
07:35Thomas and Friends Jumping Jobi Wood Railway adventures. Thomas is ordered to collect some precious Jobi wood from Misty Island, but chaos ensues when Old Wheezy starts throwing the logs around. (S14 Ep 16) 
07:50Noddy In Toyland Tessie's Garden Grows and Grows Charming animation. Noddy borrows a magic watering can from Big Ears and accidentally causes Tessie's tomatoes to grow all over her house. (S1 Ep 23) 
08:00Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Betty Caterpillar Impish animation. Ben and Holly make a new caterpillar friend, but she is sad that she cannot fly. (S1 Ep 25) 
08:15Peppa Pig Granny And Grandpa's Attic. Animation about a lovable pig. Peppa and George are helping Granny and Grandpa Pig tidy their attic, but they have trouble deciding what to throw out. (S2 Ep 42) 
08:25Peppa Pig The Quarrel Animated series. Peppa and Suzy Sheep are best friends. But one day they have a quarrel and decide they are not best friends anymore. Will they ever say sorry? (S2 Ep 43) 
08:30Milkshake Monkey Crossing Water Adventures in Cornwall with the inquisitive puppet. Milkshake Monkey and his friends travel across a river in a car but without using a bridge. How do they do it? (S2 Ep 9) 
08:35Toby's Travelling Circus Jango Bango Animation. Jango's drum solo is threatened when the truck crushes his drums! While they are being fixed, Freddo, Toby and Jango come up with a new beat, and a new idea. (S1 Ep 40) 
08:45Bananas In Pyjamas The Floating Bananas Animation. The Bananas are amazed to see a honey cake floating in a jar! After they accidentally knock the jar over and swallow some, they start to float too! (S2 Ep 22) 
09:00Tickety Toc Outerspace Time Animation about two lively twins who live inside a cuckoo clock. Tommy and Tallulah set off on a space adventure. (S1 Ep 33) 
09:15The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show. 
11:45Celebrity Big Brother Highlights of all the latest events inside the house as celebrities from the UK and USA take part in the ultimate CBB battle. (S9 Ep 4) 
12:455 News at Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:50Home and Away Chris is determined to clear Nate's name. Kat tells Nate that the incident brought back bad memories of her abusive fiancÚ. Kyle, Ash and Phoebe search desperately for Ricky. 
13:20Neighbours Terese and Brad have a humiliating public argument. Josh vows to come clean to Amber about his online persona. Toadie's mother Angie arrives in town. 
13:50NCIS High Seas Drama series following a team of agents who investigate Navy and Marine Corps-related crimes. Sailors without histories of drug abuse are dying from overdoses. (S1 Ep 6) 
14:50Silverado Film Exuberant western adventure starring Kevin Kline and Scott Glenn. Four good guys ride together in search of their destiny when going to confront an evil sheriff and his gang. (1985) 
17:255 News National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Terese and Brad have a humiliating public argument. Josh vows to come clean to Amber about his online persona. Toadie's mother Angie arrives in town. 
18:00Home and Away Chris is determined to clear Nate's name. Kat tells Nate that the incident brought back bad memories of her abusive fiancÚ. Kyle, Ash and Phoebe search desperately for Ricky. 
18:30Criminals: Caught On Camera Documentary series. Journalist Nick Wallis joins police forces across the country to reveal how CCTV is helping to ensure convictions against criminals. (S2 Ep 7) 
18:555 News National and international news. 
19:00Cricket On 5: Eng Vs Aus - ODI Mark Nicholas presents highlights of the NatWest International Twenty20 at the SWALEC Stadium, Cardiff. (S3 Ep 42) 
19:555 News Update National and international news. 
20:00New: Beware: The Cops Are Watching Brand new one-off documentary revealing how CCTV and bodycams worn by officers are helping to crack down on domestic abuse, which accounts for 16% of all violent crime in Britain. 
21:00New: Celebrity Big Brother Highlights of all the latest events inside the house as celebrities from the UK and USA take part in the ultimate CBB battle. (S9 Ep 5) 
22:00New: Big Boobs Gone Bad Brand new one-off documentary. Six unfortunate people tell their stories of cosmetic surgery gone wrong, including three women whose breasts were destroyed by dodgy procedures. 
23:00Celebrity Big Brother's Bit On... ...The Side. Rylan Clark is joined by a variety of celebrity panellists and an audience of CBB fans to debate hot topics, reveal exclusives and go behind the scenes of the main show. (Ep 5) 
00:00New: Under The Dome Sci-fi drama series. The resistance gain an unexpected ally in the struggle to bring down Christine. Some encrypted files give Hunter a disturbing insight into the future. (S3 Ep 10) 
00:55SuperCasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel. For more information and to register visit SuperCasino.com. 
03:10Big Benefits Wedding: Live Documentary following a couple from South Wales on long-term benefits who are determined to have the wedding day of their dreams, despite the cost. (S2 Ep 3) 
04:00Michaela's Wild Challenge Wildlife series with Michaela Strachan. In today's edition, Michaela has to track down a grizzly bear in the wild and swim with a great basking shark. (S2 Ep 4) 
04:25House Busters Janet Ellis and a team of new-age practitioners suggest ways in which changes to homes could positively affect the personal lives of their owners. (S2 Ep 4) 
04:50House Doctor A compilation of tips from the series which helps property owners sell their homes. (S5 Ep 14) 
05:10House Doctor A compilation of tips from the series which helps property owners sell their homes. (S5 Ep 15) 
05:35House Doctor Ann Maurice provides home-improvement advice for properties that are proving difficult to sell. In this edition, she visits a cluttered house in Cradley Heath. (S6 Ep 1) 
06:00The WotWots Twisty Sticks DottyWot hunts down an animal which takes pride in its many spikes. This makes DottyWot feel better about his antennae becoming straight and spiky. (S1 Ep 13)