This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Friday, December 9 2016

06:00The WotWots Stripe a Lotty Wotty Having clapped eyes upon a rather stripy animal, the WotWots decide to investigate it further. SpottyWot comes up with a scheme to get stripes of his own. (S1 Ep 5) 
06:10Driftwood Bay The Mystery Key Animation. Lily finds an old key washed up on the beach and sets sail for Driftwood Bay to find its owner. (S1 Ep 18) 
06:20Fireman Sam Flood's Flood When Mike and Station Officer Steele get into trouble while working, everyone rushes to help make sure they get back to the Whole Fish Cafe in time for karaoke. (S7 Ep 8) 
06:30Peppa Pig The Tree House Animated series about a loveable little pig. Grandpa Pig has a surprise for Peppa and George - a beautiful tree house in his garden. (S1 Ep 37) 
06:35Peppa Pig Fancy Dress Party Animated series. Peppa and George have a fancy-dress party and all their friends are invited. Peppa dresses as a fairy princess and George as a scary dinosaur. (S1 Ep 38) 
06:40Bob the Builder CGI animation. A slip-up from Roley leaves the band's instruments out of action, leaving Bob to conjure up alternatives from whatever he can find in the yard. (S2 Ep 7) 
06:50Little Princess I Want My Dummy Animation narrated by Julian Clary. Little Princess doesn't want to give up her dummy, and when it starts to mysteriously disappear, she's determined to get it back! (S1 Ep 6) 
07:05Pip Ahoy! Pip and Alba's Big Day Out Children's animation about a young puppy named Pip and his friend Alba. The friends go in search of an unusual striped butterfly. (S1 Ep 31) 
07:20Thomas and Friends Toby's New Whistle Railway adventures. Toby is fitted with a brand new three-chime whistle while his little bell is repaired. (S13 Ep 11) 
07:35Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. The Pirates and the Ninjas line up for their annual tug-of-war contest in Daredale, but someone has cut the rope! (S1 Ep 23) 
07:50Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Granny and Granpapa Animation. A card arrives in the Little Kingdom inviting everyone to a party at Granny and Granpapa Thistle's castle in the clouds. What surprises are in store? (S2 Ep 32) 
08:00Wissper CGI-animation. Herbert the shire horse seems to have lost his strength. He has been trying to haul logs for the beavers, but he just can't shift them at all. (S1 Ep 11) 
08:15Peppa Pig Animation. Mummy and Daddy Pig take Peppa and George to a castle to feast on medieval banquets, play King and Queen and meet a dragon. It's George's favourite day ever! (S5 Ep 1) 
08:25Peppa Pig Animation. When Peppa's bike gets a flat tyre that needs mending, Peppa and her friends have fun riding their imaginary bikes and jumping in pretend muddy puddles! (S5 Ep 5) 
08:35Paw Patrol CGI animated series. Chase and Alex are both scared of visiting the dentist, so the PAW Patrol work together to show them that their fears can be overcome. (S1 Ep 36) 
08:50Toot the Tiny Tugboat Toot's Tall Story Animated series. Toot discovers that he can embellish his stories to make them more interesting, but runs into trouble when the harbour master believes his tale. (S1 Ep 13) 
09:00Toby's Travelling Circus The Trouble With Thor Animation. Thor is dismayed when he accidentally breaks Ling's favourite vase and Freddo's plate. (S1 Ep 15) 
09:15The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical discussion show. Comic Andi Osho joins Matthew, Amanda Lamb and Richard Fairbrass for all the day's big issues. 
11:405 News National and international news. 
11:4512 Gifts Of Christmas Film Seasonal comedy starring Katrina Law and Aaron O'Connell. When an executive hires a personal shopper, he discovers that the spirit of Christmas doesn't involve money. (2015) 
13:25The Christmas Bunny Film Festive family drama starring Sophie Bolen and Madeline Vail. A lonely foster child finds an injured rabbit on Christmas Eve and nurses the animal back to health. (2010) 
15:20Christmas With The Andersons Film Festive comedy starring George Stults and Christy Carlson Romano. When a family is going through financial diffculties, how will they keep the Christmas spirit alive? (2016) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Police Interceptors Reality series. The high-speed police teams cope with an aggressive arsonist in Darlington, a violent domestic disturbance, a runaway quad biker and a team of suspected thieves. (S9 Ep 7) 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00New: The Gadget Show Consumer series. Ortis and Jon put the latest supposedly indestructible devices through their paces. Plus, the tech testers trial Amazon's voice-activated home hub, The Echo. (S24 Ep 10) 
20:00New: Secrets of Great British... ...Castles. History series. Dan Jones visits the heart of the English countryside to explore Arundel Castle and the dramatic history of the Earls of Arundel. (S2 Ep 6) 
21:00New: Building The World's Most... ...Luxurious Cruise Ship. With time ticking away until the maiden voyage, the pressure is on.Once the huge propellers are fitted, the dry dock is flooded and the ship floats for the first time (Ep 2) 
22:00New: Best of Bad TV: The 00s Lowlights of the decade include Big Brother hitting our screens, Gary Barlow trying to act and Edwina Currie going to live with John McCririck. (S2 Ep 2) 
00:50SuperCasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit 
03:10Under the Dome The Red Door Drama series. Barbie is interrogated by Don's henchmen for information about the whereabouts of the egg. Pauline, Lyle and Sam try to find the red door in Zenith. 
03:55Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
04:00Person of Interest The Crossing The hit US drama series returns. With a bounty on Reese's head, he and Carter struggle to get Quinn to FBI headquarters as the war with HR reaches a dangerous climax. (S3 Ep 9) 
04:45Divine Designs Paul Binski examines religious art in Britain. In this edition, he goes in search of ecclesiastical wall paintings dating back to before the Reformation. [SL] (Ep 5) 
05:10House Doctor Ann Maurice advises people who are having trouble selling their homes. A cluttered B&B on the Norfolk coast is in need of attention. (S6 Ep 6) 
05:35House Doctor Ann Maurice provides home improvement advice for properties. Ann is in Henley-on-Thames with presenter Alistair Appleton. [SL] (S6 Ep 7) 
06:00Milkshake Monkey Preschool series about an inquisitive puppet. On a very windy day, Milkshake Monkey meets a friend who shows him just how useful the wind can be. (S3 Ep 9)