This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Thursday, May 26 2016

06:00The WotWots Hot Wots Animated fun. Frosty conditions at the zoo cause the WotWots to go in search of some hot chocolate, and discover how animals deal with cold conditions. (S1 Ep 23) 
06:10Chloe's Closet Animation. Chloe and friends must help a group of hedgehogs communicate with a giant and get him to stop ruining their fun. (S2 Ep 24) 
06:20Driftwood Bay Bedtime Scarf Animation. When Bull discovers he has lost his precious bedtime scarf he goes bonkers! So Lily goes looking for it. Can she find it and restore peace to the bay? (S1 Ep 26) 
06:30Fireman Sam Jupiter on the Loose Animation. Elvis has made a pie to celebrate the Pontypandy Pioneers completing their fire safety badge. But where can he hide it to be safe from Norman? (S8 Ep 2) 
06:40Wissper CGI-animation. Samson the little lion cub can only squeak and even the mice laugh at him, so Wissper and Stripes join forces to teach him to roar. (Ep 18) 
06:50Peppa Pig The Rainbow Animation. Peppa and her family spot a rainbow when they go for a drive. (S3 Ep 2) 
06:55Pip Ahoy! Treasure Island Animation about a puppy named Pip who lives in Salty Cove. Pip is looking in Skipper's sea chest and finds an old treasure map of one of the islands on the river. (S1 Ep 38) 
07:10Little Princess Julian Clary narrates an animation based on the much-loved picture books. Little Princess is unhappy having everything done for her so decides to go it alone. (S1 Ep 2) 
07:20Bob the Builder CGI animation. After Leo and Muck stay up all night playing a new computer game, will they be too tired to finish building the new Ferris wheel for Spring City? (S1 Ep 35) 
07:35Thomas and Friends CGI animation. Everyone wants to know more about a new engine called Geoffrey, who Thomas invented to take the blame for an embarrasing accident. (S19 Ep 1) 
07:50Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Noddy needs to help Scurvy the parrot investigate why the pirates are hiding or the Pirate Parade can't start! (Ep 3) 
08:00Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Mrs Witch's Spring Clean Animation. Ben and Holly help Mrs Witch have a clear-out, but when they bring some of her magical items back home they prove to cause a few problems. (S2 Ep 19) 
08:15Peppa Pig School Bus Trip Animated series about a lovable little pig. Madame Gazelle takes Peppa and her school friends on a school bus trip to the mountains. (S2 Ep 38) 
08:25Peppa Pig Rebecca Rabbit Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and George go to Rebecca Rabbit's house where, instead of stairs and corridors, there are tunnels! (S2 Ep 39) 
08:35Paw Patrol Pups Make a Splash Brand new CGI animation about a pack of six heroic puppies. A boat runs aground and puppies Zuma, Skye and Rocket, aided by Ryder, rush to save it before it sinks. (S1 Ep 1) 
08:50Bananas in Pyjamas Rat the Artist Animation. Rat boasts that he is a brilliant artist, so the Bananas beg him to show them. Rat reluctantly agrees to paint a picture of B1 and B2. (S2 Ep 48) 
09:00Toot the Tiny Tugboat Animated series. When Toot is unable to watch the twins' monster film on DVD, he decides to make his own film, with everyone playing a part. (Ep 23) 
09:15The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical discussion show. 
11:15GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational reality series. Two patients arrive with problems associated with mountain climbing. One is planning to play a rugby match on the summit of mount Kilimanjaro. (S3 Ep 15) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15Cowboy Builders Consumer makeover series. The team are in Portsmouth helping first time buyers Will and Jo, whose dreams were shattered after their build went catastrophically wrong. (S1 Ep 11) 
13:15Home and Away The gang rally round to help get Matt out of his funk, but Maddy's attempt to defend him on social media backfires. Kat's relationship with Dylan is exposed. 
13:45Neighbours Paige fears that she has lost John forever. Sonya is thrown when Walter tells a story about her parents. Charlie hits Archie for making a crack about Steph being crazy. 
14:15NCIS Crime drama series. When Jenny heads off to a conference, Gibbs is made acting director of the NCIS, but he ignores his duties and leads the team in an investigation. (S4 Ep 23) 
15:15Reluctant Witness Film Thriller starring Mia Kirshner and Bruce Ramsay. A young woman thinks she has put her mafia past behind her, until her ex lover shows up looking for revenge. (2014) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Paige fears that she has lost John forever. Sonya is thrown when Walter tells a story about her parents. Charlie hits Archie for making a crack about Steph being crazy. 
18:00Home and Away The gang rally round to help get Matt out of his funk, but Maddy's attempt to defend him on social media backfires. Kat's relationship with Dylan is exposed. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Chris Tarrant On The Polar Express Railway Journeys. Chris continues his exploration of the world's most extreme railway lines. Chris heads to the northernmost station on Earth in an epic 2000-mile adventure. (S2 Ep 3) 
20:00New: Britain's Biggest Mosque This one-off special narrated by Meera Syal goes behind the scenes at Britain's biggest mosque - the Baitul Futuh Mosque in Morden, South London. 
21:00New: On Benefits: Life On The Dole Documentary series. Charlene has plans to get off benefits by becoming a plus-size burlesque dancer, and rock'n'roller Andy hopes to live the high life in Kettering. (Ep 11) 
22:00Britain's Flashiest Families Documentary featuring excessive spenders. Multimillionaire Danny Lambo, self-named after his favourite car, dubs himself 'Britain's Flashiest Playboy'. (S2 Ep 2) 
23:00New: Up Late With Rylan Fun late night entertainment show hosted by Rylan Clark-Neal. Tonight's guests: The Vamps, Alison Hammond and Lethal Bizzle. Natasha Hamilton is this week's resident barmaid. 
23:45Lip Sync Battle: Manford vs Keegan British version of the hit US lip-sync competition, hosted by Professor Green and Spice Girl Mel B. In this episode, comic Jason Manford takes on actress Michelle Keegan. (Ep 2) 
00:15SuperCasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel. For more information and to register visit SuperCasino.com. 
03:10GPs: Behind Closed Doors Reality series. Stomach complaints keep the Balham Park GPs on their toes, but they suspect that nothing more than chicken nuggets and broccoli are to blame. (S3 Ep 10) 
04:00Criminals Caught On Camera Documentary series. Suspected thieves in Chester are involved in a high-speed chase, plus the footage that stopped one of London's most prolific car crime gangs. (S1 Ep 4) 
04:45Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. 
05:10Great Artists Tim Marlow looks at the work of some of the Western world's most famous artists. Raphael was a favourite of the papal court with his many studies of the Madonna. (S1 Ep 5) 
05:35House Doctor Home improvement series. Interior designer Ann Maurice visits a couple who are having trouble selling their home in Southampton's prestigious Ocean Village marina. (S2 Ep 6) 
06:00The WotWots Copy Copy Wotty When the WotWots believe they have heard another WotWot trying to call them, they venture out into the zoo to investigate. (S1 Ep 24)