This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Friday, February 27 2015

06:00The WotWots Stingy Thingy Alien animation. The WotWots are out smelling flowers when SpottyWot starts to play with a bee. 
06:10Igam Ogam Where's My Doggy? Prehistoric animation. Igam Ogam has a falling out with her pet dinosaur Doggy, who then goes missing... 
06:20Fireman Sam Cat Magic Animation. Sarah, James and Bronwyn are so busy making wishes by the wishing well in the woods that nobody notices Lion the cat has fallen in! 
06:30Toot The Tiny Tugboat Toot's Tall Story Animated series. Toot discovers that he can embellish his stories to make them more interesting, but runs into trouble when the harbour master believes his tale. 
06:45Peppa Pig The Quarrel Animated series. Peppa and Suzy Sheep are best friends. But one day they have a quarrel and decide they are not best friends anymore. Will they ever say sorry? 
06:50Peppa Pig The Toy Cupboard Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and George's toy basket is full, so Mummy Pig decides it is time to order a new toy cupboard. 
06:55Pip Ahoy! Got to Dance Animation. Aubrey the snail just wants to dance, while his dad would prefer him to be a footballer. Pip and Alba arrange for Aubrey to show off his skills to his dad. 
07:05Milkshake Monkey Ready, Steady, Bake! Preschool series following inquisitive puppet Milkshake Monkey. Milkshake Monkey joins some of his little friends for some floury fun, baking bread! 
07:10Little Princess I Don't Want a Bath Julian Clary narrates an animation based on the much-loved picture books. Little Princess does not like baths and she will do anything to avoid them. 
07:20Mr Men Fish Little Miss Scary aims to find a fish scarier than she is, while Mr Nosey and Mr Small offer some unusual ice-fishing tips to Mr Stubborn. 
07:30Milkshake A look ahead to today's children's programmes, including competitions and dedications. 
07:35Thomas and Friends Double Trouble Railway adventures. The fat controller seems to have been replaced by a mischievous impostor. 
07:50Noddy In Toyland Noddy and the Jigsaw Toy Town tales. A jigsaw piece turns up that does not fit into any of the puzzles in Toytown. 
08:00Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom The Royal Picnic Impish animation. Holly accidentally breaks her mum's special new teapot. Can Ben help her repair it? 
08:15Peppa Pig The Flying Vet Doctor Hamster is rushed off her feet when nearly all the animals need her help on the same day. 
08:25Peppa Pig Kylie Kangaroo Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa shows Kylie Kangaroo how to jump up and down in muddy puddles, but who can jump the highest? 
08:35Toby's Travelling Circus Thor on the Floor Animation. Thor is very strong, very helpful and sure that he can do anything. So when Dolores says she wants him to dance in the show's finale, he agrees. 
08:45Bananas In Pyjamas Best Friends Forever When Dolly gets a hat, Camembert gets one of her own and they fall out thinking that they are jealous of each other. Can the Bananas make them friends again? 
09:00Tickety Toc Visiting Time Animation about two lively twins who live inside a cuckoo clock. Hopparoo's cousin Bopparoo comes to visit and the whole town is very excited. 
09:15The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show alongside this week's panelists Yasmin Alibhai-Brown and Lee Hurst. Today's guest is David Essex. 
11:10The Hotel Inspector Rose and Crown Alex Polizzi transforms hotels across the UK. Alex visits the market town of Wisbech, where the 300-year-old Rose and Crown is in crisis. (S5 Ep 4) 
12:105 News at Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15Police Interceptors Crime documentary series. Barry hunts a lad wanted for assault, the police are on the tail of a suspected drug dealer and a drink driver tries everything to avoid giving a breath sample. (S8 Ep 2) 
13:15Home and Away Ash and Andy are locked in the basement while Phoebe is at the mercy of Neive's lecherous assistant. Nate tells Sophie that he wants them to run away together. 
13:45Neighbours Paige arranges to meet Bryson. Georgia confides in Susan. Kyle, Toadie, Chris and Karl decide to get tattoos of their partner's names. Sheila and Lou are mistaken for a couple. 
14:15NCIS: Los Angeles Pushback Spin-off police drama series. The team uncovers evidence that determines who shot Callen six months earlier. (S1 Ep 7) 
15:15Do You Know Me Film Thriller starring Rachelle Lefevre and Jeremy London. A college graduate's life begins to crumble when she sees her picture on a missing persons advertisement. (2008) 
17:005 News at 5 National and international news presented by Emma Crosby. 
17:30Neighbours Paige arranges to meet Bryson. Georgia confides in Susan. Kyle, Toadie, Chris and Karl decide to get tattoos of their partner's names. Sheila and Lou are mistaken for a couple. 
18:00Home and Away Ash and Andy are locked in the basement while Phoebe is at the mercy of Neive's lecherous assistant. Nate tells Sophie that he wants them to run away together. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news including reports, live updates and interviews. Presented by Matt Barbet. 
19:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away Documentary series. Tempers flare at football star Neil Ruddock's house and a trainee in Yorkshire discovers how dangerous the job can be. (S2 Ep 1) 
19:555 News Update National and international news. 
20:00Angry Brits: Caught On Camera Rampaging footballers and fans, London cabbies boxing, scrapping shoppers, pugnacious protesters and a TV viewer who puts the 'X' into The X Factor - all caught on camera. (S1 Ep 5) 
21:00New: NCIS: New Orleans Carrier US crime drama spin-off. When a navy lieutenant's seemingly accidental death turns out to be caused by the bubonic plague, Pride and DiNozzo board the dead man's ship. (S1 Ep 3) 
22:00New: NCIS Past, Present and Future US naval crime drama series. Tony travels to Israel to find Ziva while Gibbs hunts the terrorists who are determined to destroy the team. (S11 Ep 2) 
22:55Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Lunacy Police drama series about an elite sex crime unit based in New York. The investigation into the murder of an astronaut leads to some personal complications for Elliot. (S10 Ep 4) 
23:55Access 2015 A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:00SuperCasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel. For more information and to register visit www.SuperCasino.com. 
03:10GPs: Behind Closed Doors Documentary series about a GP practice in Putney. Ryan has woken up to discover a livid red rash covering his entire body, and Sue has developed tremors in her hands and legs. (S2 Ep 4) 
04:00Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. 
04:25House Busters Janet Ellis and a team of new-age practitioners suggest ways in which changes to homes could positively affect the personal lives of their owners. 
04:45House Doctor Home improvement series with Californian interior designer Ann Maurice and Alistair Appleton. 
05:10House Doctor Home improvement series. Californian interior designer Ann Maurice helps a couple who want to start a new life in Australia but are having difficulty selling their Bournemouth home. 
05:35House Doctor Home improvement series. Californian interior designer Ann Maurice works her magic on a house in Aintree, Liverpool, which has been on the market for over two years. 
06:00Peppa Pig Basketball Animated series about a loveable little pig. Daddy teaches the children how to play basketball, and it is not long before they are good enough to take on a team.