This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Monday, January 23 2017

06:00The WotWots Fill Bill Alien animation. DottyWot spots a duck bill on the pond. When the whole animal is revealed, the WotWots are surprised to find the bill does not belong to a duck after all. (S1 Ep 36) 
06:10Driftwood Bay Animation. Hatsie isn't feeling well, so Nonna volunteers to take over her deliveries. But Nonna has never driven a train before and things don't go to plan... (S1 Ep 46) 
06:20Pip Ahoy! I Remember Animation. After seeing a picture of Skipper on a camping trip, Pip and Alba convince him to dig out his tent and take them over to River Island. (S1 Ep 24) 
06:30Peppa Pig The Power Cut Animated series about a little pig. When a power cut plunges their house into darkness, Peppa and George have fun looking for a torch and thinking of games to play. (S2 Ep 47) 
06:35Peppa Pig Bouncy Ball Animated series about a lovable little pig. George feels left out when Peppa and Suzy Sheep start playing tennis. (S2 Ep 48) 
06:40Bob the Builder CGI animation. When Bob and the team begin renovations on the Hilltop theatre, Mr Bentley encourages them to join in the rehearsals for his latest play. (Ep 44) 
06:55Little Princess I Want to Be an Explorer Little Princess is inspired by tales of her exploring great-grandfather and plans an expedition of her own. (S2 Ep 21) 
07:05Fireman Sam Sky Lanterns Animation. Mrs Chen's class are making sky lanterns to celebrate the Chinese New Year. But Norman fails to heed a fire warning when the wind changes direction. (S8 Ep 26) 
07:20Thomas and Friends Being Percy Railway adventures. Percy decides to imitate wise old Gordon in order to win the respect of the other engines. (S14 Ep 12) 
07:30Milkshake Monkey Preschool series about an inquisitive puppet. On a very windy day, Milkshake Monkey meets a friend who shows him just how useful the wind can be. (S3 Ep 9) 
07:35Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Smartysaurus gives his friends a balloon each at the end of his Science Party, but why are so many of them going pop? (S1 Ep 30) 
07:50Paw Patrol Animation. Alex and Mr Porter are delivering pizza for a big party on Jake's Mountain when the van spins out of control! (S2 Ep 29) 
08:00Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Betty Caterpillar Impish animation. Ben and Holly make a new caterpillar friend, but she is sad that she cannot fly. (S1 Ep 25) 
08:15Wissper Animation. Kevin the croc somehow manages to get stuck high up in a tree. When he finally works out how to get down, he invents a cracking new game for the monkeys. (S1 Ep 42) 
08:25Peppa Pig Baby Alexander Pig tales. Baby Alexander is too young to talk, until Peppa teaches him his first word. (S3 Ep 35) 
08:35Peppa Pig Grampy Rabbit's Lighthouse Pig tales. Grandpa Pig takes Peppa, George and Danny Dog to visit Grampy Rabbit's lighthouse. (S1 Ep 46) 
08:50Toot the Tiny Tugboat Animation. Toot and Marge worry that a pirate ship seems to be chasing them. (S1 Ep 43) 
09:00Toby's Travelling Circus Genny Be Good Animation. When the rocket ship will not fly and the lights will not work, Thor discovers that the generator is broken. Can they fix it before the show starts? (S1 Ep 44) 
09:15The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show. Comic Mark Watson joins Matthew, Yasmin Alibhai-Brown and Martin Offiah for all the day's big stories. 
11:15Cowboy Builders Makeover reality series. Dan and Alison are in Cannock in the Midlands with the Talbots, whose leaky shower has blighted dinner times for them as they keep getting dripped on. (S1 Ep 26) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15Celebrity Big Brother All the drama from the CBB House, which has been given a colourful pop-art makeover. How will the All Stars and the New Stars get on? (S1 Ep 23) 
13:15Home and Away Mason's interference ends up creating a rift between Tori and Nate. Ash is ready to sign the forms to put Simmo away, but Simmo threatens Ash over 'what he did to his girlfriend'. 
13:45Neighbours Toadie is stunned by the resemblance of their mystery visitor to his 'late' wife Dee. Dee then reveals her true self and explains her years of absence. But Sonya doesn't buy it. 
14:15NCIS US crime series. After a marine is found murdered just hours after calling Gibbs, Bishop and McGee go undercover as a married couple. (S13 Ep 3) 
15:15Too Close To Kill Film College-set murder mystery starring Greer Grammer and Chloe Babcook. A student accused of killing her former best friend has to clear her name and find the real murderer. (2016) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Toadie is stunned by the resemblance of their mystery visitor to his 'late' wife Dee. Dee then reveals her true self and explains her years of absence. But Sonya doesn't buy it. 
18:00Home and Away Mason's interference ends up creating a rift between Tori and Nate. Ash is ready to sign the forms to put Simmo away, but Simmo threatens Ash over 'what he did to his girlfriend'. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00FIA World Rally Championship... ... Highlights - Monte Carlo. John Desborough presents highlights of round 14 of this year's FIA World Rally Championship from Monte Carlo. (Ep 16) 
20:00Police Interceptors: Drugs Bust Hoppsy goes after a disqualified driver who legs it over two fences, Damo gets his stinger out to stop a drunk driver and Kev solves the mystery of a car abandoned in a field. (S11 Ep 10) 
21:00Celebrity Big Brother All the drama from the CBB House, which has been given a colourful pop-art makeover. How will the All Stars and the New Stars get on? (S1 Ep 24) 
22:00New: My Mum's Hotter Than Me! Parents who will do anything to look hotter than their kids. Glamorous gran Amanda loves to compare herself to her grandaughter and isn't afraid to grow old disgracefully. (S1 Ep 1) 
23:05Celeb Big Brother: Bit On The Side Celebrity panellists and an audience of CBB fans debate the hot topics, reveal exclusives and go behind the scenes of the main show. Presented by Rylan Clark-Neal. (S1 Ep 15) 
00:05The World's Biggest Hips Documentary featuring four women who are big and proud, including Mikel with eight-feet-wide hips, plus-size model Claudia and Denise who sells clips of her curves to adoring men. [SL] 
01:00SuperCasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit SuperCasino.com. 
03:10Celebrity 100% Hotter Celebrities take on the entertaining makeunder series. Will John McCririck allow the team near his sideburns? And has the time come for Jemma Lucy to keep her curves under wraps? (S1 Ep 2) 
04:00Criminals Caught On Camera Documentary series. Journalist Nick Wallis reveals how CCTV is helping to fight the war on retail crime, including bringing the 2011 London rioters to justice. (S1 Ep 2) 
04:45House Busters Janet Ellis invites three experts to 'heal' a house that is making its inhabitants unhappy. Can its past history explain one young couple's unsettling night-time experiences? [SL] (S2 Ep 3) 
05:10House Doctor Home improvement series with interior designer Ann Maurice. [SL] (S4 Ep 8) 
05:35House Doctor A special compilation edition of the home improvement series presented by interior designer Ann Maurice and Alistair Appleton. [SL] (S4 Ep 16) 
06:00The WotWots Stingy Thingy Alien animation. The WotWots are out smelling flowers when SpottyWot starts to play with a bee. (S1 Ep 37)