This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Saturday, April 18 2015

06:00Peppa Pig George's Friend Animated series about a lovable little pig. Rebecca Rabbit has a little brother called Richard who is the same age as George. 
06:05Bananas In Pyjamas Rat's New Hat Animation. When Rat's hat is damaged, the Bananas give him a sea captain's hat, which inspires him to plan a great voyage. Can the Bananas keep him on dry land? 
06:15Milkshake Monkey Seal Sanctuary; Adventures in Cornwall with the inquisitive puppet. When it is feeding time at the seal sanctuary Milkshake Monkey is there to help. 
06:20Angelina Ballerina Angelina Jumps the River Animation. When Ms Mimi asks the class to find a prop to increase their fitness levels, Angelina puts off doing it because she thinks it will be easy. 
06:35Pip Ahoy! The New Harbour Pilot Animation about a puppy named Pip who lives in Salty Cove. Mr Morris wants to apply for the job of harbour pilot, but fears that he may not be fit enough. 
06:45Mr Men Paint Animated sketch show. Little Miss Chatterbox proves a difficult subject for resident artist Mr Rude. Little Miss Whoops livens up traffic with her painted street lines. 
07:00Chloe's Closet Amid the Pyramids Animation. The Great Pyramid is missing! Chloe and her friends try to find it, with a little help from some local Egyptian animals. 
07:10Mio Mao Plasticine animation following the antics of two lively kittens. Mio and Mao are busy playing when they see something making the fish jump out of the water. 
07:15Roobarb and Custard Too When There Was An Elephant Animated adventures of the madcap canine inventor. A travelling elephant, with a case of the sneezes, arrives in the garden on a very hot day. 
07:25Make Way For Noddy Master Tubby Goblin Sly and Gobbo are up to no good. They say that Master Tubby is a goblin so that he will do their mischief and even take the punishment meant for them. 
07:35Paw Patrol Pups and the Kitty-tastrophe CGI animated series. Ryder and the Paw Patrol rescue a lost kitty from the bay, but who will save them from all the mayhem that she causes? 
07:50Little Princess I Want My Dummy Animation narrated by Julian Clary. Little Princess doesn't want to give up her dummy, and when it starts to mysteriously disappear, she's determined to get it back! 
08:00Wanda and The Alien Alien Rock Cakes Animation. In this episode, it is Mother's Day and Wanda and Alien are making a rockery for her, however they need some help picking some flowers to put in it. 
08:15New: Zack and Quack Don't Pop Up the Pirates! Animation. When a pirate map pops up in the garden, Zack and his mates set off on a swashbuckling adventure to find treasure. 
08:30Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom The Shooting Star Animation. The Wise Old Elf fears an alien invasion after a spaceship crash-lands in the Little Kingdom and can't make its way back home. 
08:45Jelly Jamm The Monster of Boredom Animation. The children are sad because they cannot go out, so the King proposes a fun activity: taking it in turns to tell a single story. 
09:00New: Lazytown Live action children's series. Trixie's latest prank on Ziggy results in everyone getting trapped inside the school, which seems to have a spooky visitor. 
09:30Dora and Friends Magic Land! Animation. Dora and Pablo have to face off against the mean magician Victor before their magic show can begin. Will they be able to get Dora's papi's magic hat back? 
10:00Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Invasion of the Squirrelanoids Animation. When a mutated squirrel brought back to the lair starts to multiply, the Turtles must prevent any of them escaping into the city. 
10:35Ice Road Truckers Load Rules Reality series. Alex Debogorski races to complete one of the most critical hauls of the season after a dashboard fire. (S7 Ep 7) 
11:30Ice Road Truckers Art of War Reality series. Art Burke locks horns with Hugh Rowland and Vlad Plescott. Meanwhile, at Polar, Darrell Ward confronts the owner. (S7 Ep 8) 
12:25Ice Road Truckers Reality series. Thin ice and wrong turns spell danger for Lisa, Alex, Art and Darrell as they dare to take on a remote and unmonitored trail. (S7 Ep 9) 
13:25Police Interceptors Documentary series. In this episode, the hunt for a suspected burglar takes an unexpected turn, a late-night stop reveals a bag of drugs and Jon has a tussle with a fallen tree. (S8 Ep 8) 
14:25Police Interceptors Documentary series. In this episode, Dan is in hot pursuit of a two-wheeled tearaway, a drunk driver nearly causes a calamity and Mark deals with a three-car collision. (S8 Ep 9) 
15:25Columbo: Make Me A Perfect Murder Film Detective drama starring Peter Falk and Trish Van Devere. Columbo tackles a murder in the media industry after a ruthless TV executive is passed over for promotion. (1978) 
17:25The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series taking a look at the UK's feuding neighbours. In Wales, a wheelie bin and a birthday cake have sparked off a dirty war between two neighbours. (S3 Ep 6) 
18:20Britain's Horror Homes Documentary series. Ted from Yorkshire was shocked when a car crashed into his kitchen, and Bryony from Happisburgh was devastated when her house had to be demolished. (S1 Ep 2) 
19:10Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away Documentary series. In this episode, Brian and Graham have been warned to expect trouble as they evict some tenants, one of whom has a reputation for violence. (S2 Ep 2) 
20:105 News Weekend National and international news. 
20:15NCIS Shalom Drama series following the Navy's dedicated federal agency. Ziva's past comes back to haunt her when she witnesses an assassination by her former Mossad partner. (S4 Ep 1) 
21:10NCIS: The Port-To-Port Killer Pyramid US crime drama series. When the Port-to-Port killer is finally revealed, the entire NCIS team find themselves in grave danger. (S8 Ep 24) 
22:10New: CSI: Crime Scene... ...Investigation Crime drama series. When the Gig Harbor Killer resurfaces, DB makes the tough decision to use his daughter as bait to catch him. (S15 Ep 13) 
23:10Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Ballerina Police drama series about an elite sex crime unit based in New York. The team must work with with a strip club owner to find a murderer whose motive may be righteousness. (S10 Ep 16) 
00:05SuperCasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel. For more information and to register visit 
03:10The Gadget Show Consumer series. The team take a trip to the movies as Ortis and Amy go head to head filming and editing their very own Hollywood style blockbuster trailers. (S21 Ep 7) 
04:00200 Nips & Tucks and I Want More! Documentary about people who have become addicted to body-enhancing surgery, including a woman who has had over 200 surgical procedures. 
04:50Make It Big Eleven children attempt to run a business. Matt and Jess are issued with an official warning. Keiron and Alanna have their very own photo shoot. [SL] 
05:15Angels of Jarm Broken Toy Angelic animation. Noel borrows his friend Aaron's coat to play outside. He finds a broken toy in the pocket and is scared to tell Aaron. Angel Mick helps him out. 
05:20Angels of Jarm Patience Pays The children are making cards. Most are treating it as a race, but Mary is taking her time. Angel Ellie arrives to demonstrate the value of patience. 
05:30Angels of Jarm Pulling Together Angelic animation. Faith is trying to pull out a big box, but it's too heavy for her. The children are too busy playing to help her. This is a job for angel Rafe! 
05:40Roary The Racing Car Big Chris Forgets Animated adventures of the cheerful racing car. It is Marsha's birthday and Big Chris is in charge of organising a surprise for her. 
05:50Roary The Racing Car Big Chris Babysits Roary has an argument with Cici and races back to the pits without her, just as a storm is brewing on the horizon. 
06:00Peppa Pig Mr Scarecrow Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and George help Grandpa Pig to make a scarecrow to stop the birds eating the flower seeds.