This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Wednesday, September 28 2016

06:00Toby's Travelling Circus Silent Circus Animation. When Dolores has circus flu and takes an afternoon nap, Toby tells everyone to rehearse in silence. (S1 Ep 13) 
06:10Chloe's Closet Fashion Fantasy Animation. Chloe, Tara and Lil' make dresses for a big fashion show, but is their needlework nifty enough to create matching hats in time? (S2 Ep 15) 
06:20Driftwood Bay Time Out Animation. Driftwood Bay is the busiest it has ever been and poor Hatsie is working very hard. She needs to take some time out to stop, think and relax. (S1 Ep 17) 
06:30Fireman Sam Boyce will be Boyce Animation. Station Officer Steele is mortified when he hurts his back and Chief Fire Officer Boyce fills in for him. (S8 Ep 4) 
06:40Peppa Pig Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and Suzy have nothing to do, so Daddy Pig finds an old box of garden games. But not all the games are easy for George. (S4 Ep 42) 
06:45Milkshake Monkey Preschool series starring an inquisitive puppet. Milkshake Monkey's friends have a surprise for him at the Rare Breeds Farm. (S3 Ep 20) 
06:50Bob the Builder CGI animated adventures. When Muck is determined to get more reward stars from Bob for having worked well, he tries a little too hard. (S2 Ep 19) 
07:00Little Princess I Want a Shop Julian Clary narrates an animation based on the much-loved picture books. Little Princess decides to set up her own shop and searches the castle for things to sell. (S2 Ep 1) 
07:15Pip Ahoy! The Rocktopus Children's animation. After Pip and Alba borrow Skipper's pans and wooden spoons and pretend to be drummers, they discover an octopus who has lost his drumsticks! (S1 Ep 9) 
07:30Thomas and Friends The Fat Controller decides it's time for Scruff to be repainted. But Scruff hates being washed, let alone repainted! How will he cope with a makeover? (S17 Ep 2) 
07:40Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animated series. Who is causing all the accidents in Toyland? Can Noddy find out before something gets broken for good? (Ep 14) 
07:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Chicken's Ride West Animation. In this episode, so that the King can have eggs whenever he likes, the elves decide to give him some chickens from the Elf Farm. (S2 Ep 46) 
08:05Wissper CGI-animation. Herbert the shire horse seems to have lost his strength. He has been trying to haul logs for the beavers, but he just can't shift them at all. (Ep 11) 
08:15Peppa Pig Muddy Puddles Animated series. Peppa can't play outside because it's raining, but when the rain stops she and George play one of their favourite games - jumping in muddy puddles. (S1 Ep 1) 
08:25Peppa Pig Mr Dinosaur Is Lost Animated series about a loveable pig. George is distraught when he loses Mr Dinosaur, his favourite toy, so Daddy Pig and Peppa turn detective. (S1 Ep 2) 
08:35Paw Patrol Animation. Farmer Al and Farmer Yumi are getting married! Farmer Yumi's barn is being decorated for the big day, but a big storm is on its way... (S2 Ep 10) 
08:50Toot the Tiny Tugboat Stick in the Mud The animated adventures of a tugboat in his first year of service. Toot helps Bryan overcome his fear of getting muddy when Pop and Marge get stuck in the mudflats. (S1 Ep 11) 
09:00Bananas in Pyjamas The Genie Bananas The Bananas head to the creek to have a picnic and sail their boats. On the way, they pass by Charlie's place and help him tidy up. (S1 Ep 14) 
09:15The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright is joined by TV host Nick Hancock, broadcaster Christine Hamilton and actor Andrew Lancel for a look at the headlines and the day's top talking points. 
11:15Cowboy Builders Consumer series presented by Melinda Messenger, Laura Hamilton, Dan Lobb, John Russell and Alison Cork. Laura and Dan are in Grays in Essex with David and Victoria Gray. (S1 Ep 2) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15Nightmare Neighbour Next Door... ...Fight Back. Documentary series. When Mandy moved to the countryside, she found herself faced with rotting animal carcasses and a semi-naked neighbour armed with a shotgun... 
13:15Home and Away Rescue celebrations are short lived when Summer Bay learns that there are still people missing. Justin sets out on a dangerous solo mission to rescue Brody. 
13:45Neighbours Steph tells Ned that he needs to leave town. Xanthe shows Ben around her old neighbourhood. Amy and Aaron's romantic lives take an interesting turn. 
14:20NCIS: Los Angeles Chinatown Spin-off police drama series. The death of a lieutenant commander is regarded as suicide until the team finds evidence more in keeping with a murder having been committed. (S1 Ep 16) 
15:15A Daughter's Nightmare Film Thriller starring Emily Osment and Paul Johansson. A college student suspects that a nurse may harm her lonely, widowed mother. (2014) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Steph tells Ned that he needs to leave town. Xanthe shows Ben around her old neighbourhood. Amy and Aaron's romantic lives take an interesting turn. 
18:00Home and Away Rescue celebrations are short lived when Summer Bay learns that there are still people missing. Justin sets out on a dangerous solo mission to rescue Brody. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Seconds From Death: World's... ...Worst Near Misses. Documentary capturing on camera some extraordinary near-death experiences. Nine skydivers and two pilots survive a mid-air collision when one of their planes explodes. 
20:00New: GPs Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series. The busy GPs of the Farnham Road Surgery in Slough are faced with a number of potentially life threatening health scares. (S4 Ep 1) 
21:00New: Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away A debtor owes a garage ?5,000 after a repair bill escalated. But the agents face a hostile reception from the debtor's dad who claims that his son no longer lives at the address. (S4 Ep 15) 
22:00New: Undercover: Nailing The... ...Fraudsters. Paul Connolly exposes fake death certificates that are obtained to cash in life insurance policies.. (Ep 4) 
23:05Secrets of The SAS: In Their... ...Own Words. Semi-dramatised glimpse into the secretive world of the Special Air Service featuring a retelling of one of the regiment's most notorious chapters, that of Bravo Two Zero. (Ep 4) 
00:05Carry On Caravanning Documentary series. A Mexican-themed party and sports day, a ladies-only rally in a pink party caravan, an Australian Christmas-themed weekend and a naturist caravan site. (Ep 4) 
01:00SuperCasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit SuperCasino.com. 
03:10Celebrity Botched Up Bodies Documentary series peels back the layers to expose star surgery disasters. John Travolta is most famous for his films in his 20s, inviting comparison to the now 62-year-old actor. (S2 Ep 2) 
04:00Criminals Caught On Camera A one-off special of the documentary series presented by Nick Wallis. This episode focuses on the streets of London as criminal acts are caught on the city's CCTV cameras. [SL] (S2 Ep 1) 
04:45Divine Designs Art historian Dr Paul Binski examines religious arts. He visits Leicester and Neasden to see some spectacular examples of Hindu and Jain art. (Ep 15) 
05:10House Doctor Ann Maurice provides home improvement advice for properties that are proving difficult to sell. Ann focuses on an arty garden flat in London's Kensal Green. (S6 Ep 3) 
05:35House Doctor Ann Maurice provides home improvement advice for properties. Ann visits a three-bedroom semi-detached house in Spennymoor. (S6 Ep 4) 
06:00Toby's Travelling Circus Toby's Tin Whistle Animation. When Toby offers to help an overloaded Jango by playing the tin whistle, his practice noises create all kinds of confusion. (S1 Ep 14)