This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Friday, March 27 2015

06:00The WotWots The Trotty Wot Alien animation. SpottyWot draws a picture of what he imagines a pony might look like. DottyWot finds a pony in the farm stable and wants a pony ride. 
06:10Igam Ogam Sorry! Prehistoric animation. Igam Ogam thinks that saying sorry means she can do whatever she likes and not get into trouble. 
06:20Fireman Sam Fireworks for Mandy Animation. When Mandy and Norman find Penny stranded in the mountains after an abseiling accident, they use a distress flare to raise the alarm. 
06:30Toot The Tiny Tugboat Toot's Holiday Animated series about a tugboat. Toot goes on holiday but finds that he quickly becomes lonely without his friends. 
06:45Peppa Pig Hospital Pig tales. Peppa and her playgroup friends go with Madame Gazelle to visit Pedro Pony, who is poorly in hospital. 
06:50Peppa Pig Spring Pig tales. Grandpa Pig organises a chocolate egg hunt for Peppa and her friends. Will the piglets track down the treats? 
06:55Pip Ahoy! The Wrong Way Train Children's animation. Pip and Skipper come to the rescue after Morris Maurice has difficulty steering his train and it ends up half in the sea! 
07:05Milkshake Bop Box Bop Box Disco The Milkshake! presenters perform song and dance. Kemi, Amy and Olivia invite their young viewers to boogie on down to the disco for a Bop Box party! 
07:10Little Princess I Want My Snail Animation narrated by Julian Clary. When Little Princess's pet snail Speedy dies, she decides to give him a proper funeral so she and the household can say goodbye. 
07:20Mr Men The Dark Colourful animated fun from the Mr Men crew. In today's episode, Mr Bump has an accident in Little Miss Helpful's unlit basement. 
07:30Milkshake A look ahead to today's children's programmes, including competitions and dedications. 
07:35Thomas and Friends Toby and the Whistling Woods Railway adventures. Toby must visit the summerhouse, which means travelling through the scary Whistling Woods... 
07:50Noddy In Toyland The Fastest Trousers When Mr Plod accidentally spills some 'go faster' dust on his trousers, they zoom off on their own. Can Noddy and Mr Whiz's Suck-o-Matic save the day? 
08:00Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Redbeard the Elf Pirate Impish animation. Barnaby Elf's uncle Redbeard comes to visit the Little Kingdom, but he has lost his pirate treasure. 
08:15Peppa Pig Special: Golden Boots Brand new feature-length pig tale. Mrs Duck takes a shine to Peppa's boots and runs away with them! Peppa must track down the boots before the big Puddle Jump competition. 
08:35Toby's Travelling Circus Clowning Around Animation. Freddo and his identical cousin Franco take advantage of their similarity to play a trick on Toby, which gives him an idea for the show. 
08:45Bananas In Pyjamas Rat the Artist Animation. Rat boasts that he is a brilliant artist, so the Bananas beg him to show them. Rat reluctantly agrees to paint a picture of B1 and B2. 
09:00Tickety Toc Leaf Sweeping Time Animation about twins who live in a cuckoo clock. McCoggins's prototype street sweeper goes haywire when Tommy and Tallulah press the turbo button. 
09:15The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show. 
11:10The Hotel Inspector Alex Polizzi transforms failing hotels. Alex meets a couple with a business plan based on low-cost airlines who have experienced a bumpy landing. (S8 Ep 2) 
12:105 News at Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series about people on the sharp end of bad debt - and those trying to get the money back. Paul and Steve must evict a family with young children just before Christmas. (S1 Ep 2) 
13:15Home and Away John chases away Phoebe's stalker, and Phoebe files a restraining order. John resolves to sell the house, convinced that Summer Bay is no longer safe. 
13:45Neighbours Tyler refuses to search Brennan's room and Dimato warns him not to cross him. In the latest move in his game of seduction, Nick invites Georgia to a medical conference. 
14:15NCIS: Los Angeles Breach Spin-off police drama series. The team investigates when a petty officer working with a high-level encryption unit is murdered at a strip club. (S1 Ep 11) 
15:15Unstable Film Psychological thriller starring David Alpay and Kathy Baker. An emotionally damaged woman marries a charming bank teller but soon finds herself losing her grip on reality. (2009) 
17:005 News at 5 National and international news presented by Emma Crosby. 
17:30Neighbours Tyler refuses to search Brennan's room and Dimato warns him not to cross him. In the latest move in his game of seduction, Nick invites Georgia to a medical conference. 
18:00Home and Away John chases away Phoebe's stalker, and Phoebe files a restraining order. John resolves to sell the house, convinced that Summer Bay is no longer safe. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news including reports, live updates and interviews. Presented by Matt Barbet. 
19:00The Gadget Show Consumer series showcasing the latest technology. In this episode, Jason and Amy go head-to-head to see who can take the ultimate selfie and Jon measures up the latest eReaders. (S 21 Ep 4) 
19:555 News Update National and international news. 
20:00New: Mysteries of The Bible: Jesus Brand new documentary offering an in-depth portrait of one of the most famous names in the history of mankind - Jesus Christ (S1 Ep 1) 
21:00New: NCIS: New Orleans US crime series. At Halloween time, Pride and the team investigate the mysterious death of a woman found in a cemetery with what look like vampire bites on her neck. (S1 Ep 7) 
22:00New: NCIS US naval crime drama series. NCIS has to work together with the coast guard to investigate a suspicious explosion on an oil platform. (S11 Ep 6) 
22:55Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Hothouse Police drama series about an elite sex crime unit based in New York. Benson must go undercover as a brothel madam when the body of a teenager is found in the Hudson River. (S10 Ep 12) 
23:50True Crimes: The First 72 Hours Head in a Bucket: Award-winning part-dramatised crime documentary series based on real cases from across Canada and the USA. 
00:15SuperCasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel. For more information and to register visit www.SuperCasino.com. 
03:10The Yorkshire Ripper: Born To Kill Chilling documentary profile of Peter Sutcliffe's life and crimes. Was it nature or nurture that turned him into a serial killer? (S4 Ep 1) 
04:00The Gadget Show Consumer series showcasing the latest technology. In this episode, Jason and Amy go head-to-head to see who can take the ultimate selfie and Jon measures up the latest eReaders. (S 21 Ep 4) 
04:45House Doctor Highlights from the home improvement series presented by Californian interior designer Ann Maurice. 
05:10House Doctor Creating Space and Kitchen Makeover Home improvements with Ann Maurice. Ann demonstrates tricks that make rooms look larger and offers tips for improving kitchens. 
05:35House Doctor Ann Maurice provides home-improvement advice for properties that are proving difficult to sell. In this edition, she visits a cluttered house in Cradley Heath. 
06:00Peppa Pig Treasure Hunt Animated series about a lovable little pig. Granny and Grandpa Pig organise a treasure hunt in the garden for Peppa and George.