This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Thursday, May 5 2016

06:00The WotWots Top and Tail Animation. SpottyWot is left hanging from the ship's rail when his chair runs out of fuel. And he's not the only resident of the zoo who can swing from his hands... (S1 Ep 8) 
06:10Chloe's Closet A-Camping We Will Go The animated adventures of a little girl who imagines herself in magical places. Chloe and her friends meet a 'monster' while on a camping trip. (S2 Ep 9) 
06:20Driftwood Bay Runaway Stag! Animation. Lily finds a sculpting tool and imagines that it was lost when Lord Stag commissioned a giant statue from Wee Rabbit. (S1 Ep 11) 
06:30Fireman Sam Poorly Penny Fun with the friendly fireman. On Sam's day off, Penny comes down with a cold. But she still tries to do her duty when the Jones family get into trouble. (S7 Ep 12) 
06:40Wissper CGI animated series about a little girl who talks to animals. Wissper and baby penguin Peggy persuade a reluctant bear that swimming in icy water can be fun. (S1 Ep 3) 
06:50Peppa Pig Holiday in the Sun Popular animation. On the first day in their holiday villa, Peppa and her family go exploring in the local village. (S4 Ep 38) 
06:55Pip Ahoy! On the Beach Animation. Pip and Alba find Meryl the Mermaid stranded on the shore and make a cart out of old pram wheels to transport her back to her underwater home. (S1 Ep 16) 
07:10Little Princess I Can Keep a Secret Regal animation. Little Princess discovers something about the General that no one else in the castle is aware of, but can she keep the information secret? (S2 Ep 35) 
07:20Bob the Builder CGI animation. When Bob and his team build a fitness trail for the Spring City fun run, Scoop organises his own competition - the Muscle Machine games! (S1 Ep 13) 
07:35Thomas and Friends Not So Slow Coaches Annie and Clarabel are coupled to Caitlin by mistake, they get a taste of what going fast is really like and Thomas worries he might lose them forever. (S18 Ep 2) 
07:50Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Noddy must find out who broke the Crystal Memory Game before the start of the DareDale Challenge Obstacle Race. (Ep 1) 
08:00Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Visiting the Marigolds Impish animation. Mishap follows mishap as everyone pays a visit to snooty King and Queen Marigold's castle. (S1 Ep 48) 
08:15Peppa Pig Emily Elephant Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and her friends are at their playgroup. Madame Gazelle introduces a new pupil, Emily Elephant. (S2 Ep 2) 
08:25Peppa Pig Polly's Holiday Animated series about a lovable little pig. Granny and Grandpa's pet Polly Parrot comes to stay. Peppa and George love her but Polly flies away. Can George get her back? (S2 Ep 3) 
08:35Paw Patrol Animation. When the pups find a stowaway on their trip to the icy tundra, they must rescue a runaway kitty on a runaway snow cat! (S2 Ep 20) 
08:50Bananas in Pyjamas Super Job Morgan Animation. Morgan wants a book about his hero, 'Super Bear', but he does not have enough honey cakes to buy one. The Bananas have an idea that might help. (S2 Ep 27) 
09:00Toot the Tiny Tugboat Toot in Charge Animation. Toot is put in charge of the harbour while the harbour master is away, but Toot takes his responsibilities too seriously. (S1 Ep 7) 
09:15The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical discussion show. 
11:15GPs: Behind Closed Doors Documentary series about a GP practice in Putney. The doctors see a variety of patients who have been using alternative treatments that may do them more harm than good. (S2 Ep 5) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15Cowboy Builders Dominic Littlewood revisits a single mum that he first helped in 2009 after a cowboy builder had left her sleeping on the floor and on friends' sofas while she was pregnant. (S10 Ep 2) 
13:15Home and Away Kat tells Dylan that their kiss was a mistake. Leah gets her hopes up when Morag's team discover evidence that could clear Zac's name. Olivia has devastating news for Irene. 
13:45Neighbours After lashing out at Xanthe's bully, Sheila tries to reason with her mother. Paige's jealousy of John's friendship with Amy grows. Piper bluffs Ned into giving her a tattoo. 
14:15NCIS Skeletons Drama series following the US navy's dedicated federal agency. An explosion at a military mausoleum reveals a crypt full of fresh body parts. (S4 Ep 17) 
15:15Deadly Pursuit Film Romantic thriller starring Victoria Pratt and Gildart Jackson. An Alaskan wilderness guide meets and falls in love with a well-off city girl. (2015) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours After lashing out at Xanthe's bully, Sheila tries to reason with her mother. Paige's jealousy of John's friendship with Amy grows. Piper bluffs Ned into giving her a tattoo. 
18:00Home and Away Kat tells Dylan that their kiss was a mistake. Leah gets her hopes up when Morag's team discover evidence that could clear Zac's name. Olivia has devastating news for Irene. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railway... ... Journeys. Brand new series following Chris Tarrant's exploration of the world's most extreme railway lines. From Bangkok to Mandalay, Chris's journey takes him nearly 2,000 miles. (S1 Ep 1) 
20:00New: On Benefits: Life On The Dole Documentary series. The series meets two couples who are trying to have the perfect wedding on benefits, and catches up with two other couples who got married last year. (Ep 9) 
21:00New: The Secret Life of Puppies A dog's-eye view of its first year of life. the puppies enter a new phase of their lives as they leave their littermates and join their new human families. (Ep 2) 
22:00Aidan: The Rarest Boy in the World Documentary focusing on Aidan Smith, a boy with Cloves syndrome, a condition so rare that fewer than 130 cases have been identified worldwide. 
23:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series following the work of High Court enforcement agents. This week, the agents face a pair of angry mums and a family-run taxi company who are looking for a fight. (S4 Ep 5) 
00:00SuperCasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel. For more information and to register visit 
03:10Henry VIII and His Six Wives Drama documentary series. Jane Seymour gives Henry the heir he craves, but dies soon after. Convinced to marry again, Henry soon discovers that he has made a mistake. (Ep 3) 
04:00Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. (S2 Ep 8) 
04:25Divine Designs Paul Binski presents the series examining Britain's religious art. He contrasts King's College chapel with much simpler post-Reformation churches. (S2 Ep 6) 
04:45House Doctor Home improvement series. Californian interior designer Ann Maurice works her magic on a house in Ashover Hay. (S3 Ep 18) 
05:10House Doctor Home improvement series. Californian real-estate agent Ann Maurice and Alistair Appleton tackle a property in Sutton-in-Ashfield. (S3 Ep 19) 
05:35House Doctor Home improvement series presented by Alistair Appleton. Interior-design guru Ann Maurice tackles a Grade II listed property in Frome, Somerset. (S3 Ep 20) 
06:00The WotWots Fluffy Puffies DottyWot is mesmerised by the cloud shapes she sees drifting by. She decides to track down some animals which are as fluffy and white as the clouds. (S1 Ep 9)