This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Wednesday, July 23 2014

06:00Bananas In Pyjamas Rat's Retreat Animated series featuring the voices of Dick and Dom. While Charlie fixes their broken roof, Rat offers the Bananas somewhere lovely to stay. 
06:10Igam Ogam Where's My Doggy? Prehistoric animation. Igam Ogam has a falling out with her pet dinosaur Doggy, who then goes missing... 
06:20Fireman Sam Hearts on Fire Fun with the friendly fireman and the villagers of Pontypandy. When she goes camping with Norman and Trevor, Dilys starts a forest fire! 
06:35The WotWots Ready To Roar Alien animation. SpottyWot's attempt to scare his sister with a loud roar is not very scary, so the WotWots head out to find an animal that SpottyWot can copy. 
06:45Peppa Pig Grampy Rabbit's Dinosaur Park Animated series about a lovable little pig. To celebrate Freddy Fox's birthday, the children go on a trip to a Dinosaur Park. 
06:50Peppa Pig Bedtime Story; Animated series about a lovable little pig. Daddy Pig reads Peppa and George a bedtime story. Later George wakes up again, so Peppa has to make up another story. 
06:55Milkshake Monkey Crossing Water Adventures in Cornwall with the inquisitive puppet. Milkshake Monkey and his friends travel across a river in a car but without using a bridge. How do they do it? 
07:00Pip Ahoy! The Mermaid Children's animation. After Pip and Alba find a mermaid perched on a rock in the bay who is crying her eyes out, Skipper leads a mission to make the mermaid smile. 
07:10Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Dinner Party Impish animation. Snooty King and Queen Marigold invite themselves round for dinner at the castle to sample Nanny Plum's cooking. 
07:20Mr Men Dining Out Animated sketch show. Mr Fussy fights to keep down his food at Miss Magic's cafe. Elsewhere, Mr Grumpy has trouble ordering at Mr Tickle's restaurant. 
07:35Thomas and Friends James in the Dark Railway adventures. James refuses to be fitted with a lamp to help him see in the dark - but later regrets his stubborn decision. 
07:50Noddy In Toyland Whiz and the Goblins Toy Town tales. The Goblins break their fun-o-meter and blame it on Whiz! 
08:00Little Princess I Don't Like Salad Julian Clary narrates this animated series. When Little Princess grows her own tomato plant, she discovers that tomatoes can actually be a lot of fun! 
08:15Peppa Pig Danny's Pirate Party Pig tales. It is Danny Dog's birthday. With the help of Grandad Dog and Grandpa Pig, the children take part in a pirate treasure hunt. 
08:25Peppa Pig Mr Potato Comes to Town Pig tales. All the people in Peppa's town are excited to meet Mr Potato when he comes to open a new sports centre. 
08:35Toby's Travelling Circus Twin Trouble Model animation. When Toby asks the troupe to come up with some spectacular new acts, Li and Ling squabble and Thor uses Dolores's book for a karate trick. 
08:45Bananas In Pyjamas The Fast Bananas Animation. The Bananas have a busy day ahead of them and wonder how they can get everything done. There is only one answer - they will have to do everything fast! 
09:00Tickety Toc Bug Time Animation. Larry the Bug flies away after Tommy and Tallulah decide to adopt him as a pet. After chasing him all over town, they discover that he has a family. 
09:15The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show. Guests today include undercover investigator Paul Connelly, who hosts Channel 5 show 'Black Market Britain'. 
11:10Blackmarket Brits:Undercover Sting Documentary series. Paul Connolly goes undercover to expose the multi-million pound industry that revolves around smuggled and fake tobacco and cigarettes. 
12:105 News at Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15Big Brother Highlights of all the drama and excitement, and the latest events, from inside the house. 
13:15Home and Away Josh tells Maddy that he will not be going to her party. Marilyn begins to wonder if there is something more than friendship between Spencer and Evelyn. 
13:45Neighbours Naomi determines to leave town, but is forced to turn to Brennan for help and somewhere to stay. Brad reluctantly applies for a teaching position after a failed job interview. 
14:15NCIS Ex-File US drama following the work of the Navy's dedicated federal agency. The murder of a US Marine at a military base unearths a convoluted love triangle and a possible spy ring. 
15:15Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
15:20Jane Doe: Eye of The Beholder Film Mystery thriller starring Lea Thompson and Joe Penny. An undercover agent investigates the theft of the Declaration of Independence from a Los Angeles bank. (2006) 
17:005 News at 5 National and international news presented by Emma Crosby. 
17:30Neighbours Naomi determines to leave town, but is forced to turn to Brennan for help and somewhere to stay. Brad reluctantly applies for a teaching position after a failed job interview. 
18:00Home and Away Josh tells Maddy that he will not be going to her party. Marilyn begins to wonder if there is something more than friendship between Spencer and Evelyn. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news including reports, live updates and interviews. Presented by Matt Barbet. 
19:00Mystery: The Vampire Skeletons With exclusive access to the latest finds, archaeologists piece together intriguing and often gruesome evidence that our fear of vampires goes back thousands of years. 
19:555 News Update National and international news. 
20:00New: Emergency Bikers Brand new documentary series following biker paramedics. In this episode, Dean battles to get a seriously ill woman to hospital and Rob helps out a man with a broken ankle which might need amputating. 
21:00Shops & Robbers: Caught On Camera Documentary series. Using CCTV footage, journalist Nick Wallis looks into the crime wars being waged on the high streets and in our shopping centres across the country. 
22:00Big Brother Highlights of all the drama and excitement, and the latest events, from inside the house. 
23:00Big Brother's Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brother-related news and debate, with special guests, exclusive footage and behind the scenes treats. 
00:00SuperCasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel. For more information and to register visit www.SuperCasino.com. 
03:10On The Yorkshire Buses Documentary series. In this episode, the heat is on during the height of the summer when the air con breaks at HQ and Paul's punters are being poached by another firm. 
04:00Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. 
04:20House Busters Janet Ellis and a team of new-age practitioners suggest ways in which changes to homes could positively affect the personal lives of their owners. 
04:45House Doctor Camden Home improvement series. Alistair Appleton and Californian interior designer Ann Maurice are in Camden, North London. 
05:10House Doctor Worcester Home improvement guru Ann Maurice is in Worcester where the Squires are struggling to sell. Their sprawling home is cluttered and they have a passion for parrots. 
05:35Great Artists Art historian Tim Marlow looks at the work of the Western world's most famous artists. Featuring British artist Joseph Turner (1775 - 1851). 
06:00Bananas In Pyjamas The Flowers Animated series featuring the voices of Dic and Dom. B1 and B2 anger a swarm of bees when they pick all the flowers from a field to give to their friends.