This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Wednesday, August 23 2017

06:00Poppy Cat Animation. The gang take the rocket to the moon so that Zuzu's wolf friend Timothy can learn to howl for his Scout badge. (S2 Ep 26) 
06:10Puffin Rock Animation. The puffins' burrow is completely soaked after a stormy night, so Papa suggests a family day out. (S2 Ep 24) 
06:20Simon Animation. It's time for Simon and Gaspard's annual vaccination and the boys are nervous, so the doctor makes Simon his assistant. (S1 Ep 24) 
06:25Bob the Builder CGI animation. Scoop's attempt to stop Wendy's wonderful ice sculpture of a polar bear from melting could ruin Mayor Madison's Arctic-themed charity event. (S2 Ep 50) 
06:35Fireman Sam CGI-animation. Norman has a great idea for turning Gareth's cardboard dragon into a real fire-breathing dragon using a pack of matches... (S10 Ep 3) 
06:50Thomas and Friends CGI animation. Daisy decides that her new passengers are too special for her to pick up children with ice lollies or pull a dusty baggage truck. (S20 Ep 10) 
07:00Milkshake Bopping About Live action series featuring music and dance. Olivia, Derek and the Milkshakers explore the actions of splashing and skiing. (S1 Ep 9) 
07:05Shimmer and Shine Animation. Leah, Zeta and the genies enter their pets into the Pet Talent Show. But Zeta decides to cheat using her magic to ensure that Nazboo wins the competition. (S2 Ep 23) 
07:20Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. The traffic in Brickabuild is in chaos because the traffic cones have disappeared. It's up to Noddy to find them, and fast. (S1 Ep 46) 
07:35Paw Patrol Animation. The patrol undertakes a rescue mission deep in a canyon. (S3 Ep 19) 
07:50Rusty Rivets Animated series about a resourceful ten-year-old engineer. The gang are off on a skiing trip, but find their way up the mountain blocked by a huge rockpile. (S1 Ep 3) 
08:05Digby Dragon CGI kids' show about a budding dragon in training. After Spellbrook and Fizzy argue about being a good fairy, Spellbrook makes the mistake of taking Chops on. (S1 Ep 32) 
08:15Peppa Pig Popular preschool animated series. The youngsters visit the zoo where they are shown around by zookeepers Mr Lion, Mrs Crocodile and Mr Giraffe. (S5 Ep 15) 
08:25Peppa Pig Lost Keys Animated series about a lovable little pig. After a family trip to a mountain beauty spot, Daddy Pig loses the car keys down a drain. (S4 Ep 18) 
08:35Mofy Animation. Kerry invites Mofy over for a singsong with all the other forest creatures to help her forget an unpleasant encounter with a bad-tempered badger. (S1 Ep 38) 
08:45Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom The Mermaid Preschool animation. In this episode, Lucy and her dad find an old mirror from the bottom of the lake and decide to keep it not knowing it belongs to a mermaid. (S2 Ep 47) 
09:00Floogals Animation. After some food appears to have been turned into metal, the Floogals unravel a roll of the shiny metal - and Flo turns into metal too! (S1 Ep 18) 
09:15The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show. 
11:15The Yorkshire Vet Documentary series. The Skeldale vets treat a horse with infected hooves, a cat in labour and an angry monitor lizard. They also take time out to visit the Great Yorkshire Show. (S3 Ep 7) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15Celeb Big Brother: The Eviction Emma Willis has all of the action from the Big Brother House as one of the celebrity housemates is shown the door. (Ep 22) 
13:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:15Home and Away The Astonis reveal their plans for the pier. During a row with Coco, Ziggy learns that Brody is a recovering addict. Peggy realises who Hunter's real father must be. 
13:45Neighbours Sheila drops a bombshell on the Brennan brothers when they return from Russell's funeral. Rumours circulate about Ben and Yashvi after Dipi finds a condom wrapper. 
14:15NCIS Broken Bird Crime drama. Ducky is attacked at a crime scene by an Afghan woman who claims he killed her brother. The investigation unearths a dark secret from the ME's past. (S6 Ep 13) 
15:10Rosamunde Pilcher: The Other Wife Film Part 2. Drama starring Rupert Everett and Natalia Worner continues. A woman returns to the stately home of her ex-husband's family after years away. (2012) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Sheila drops a bombshell on the Brennan brothers when they return from Russell's funeral. Rumours circulate about Ben and Yashvi after Dipi finds a condom wrapper. 
18:00Home and Away The Astonis reveal their plans for the pier. During a row with Coco, Ziggy learns that Brody is a recovering addict. Peggy realises who Hunter's real father must be. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00New: Starting Up Starting Over Documentary series. Katrina is giving up her life as a successful lawyer to follow her dream of opening a cafe in the Lake District. (S1 Ep 1) 
20:00New: GPs: Behind Closed Doors Dr Thomas has some strong advice for a builder who is fearless of the sun's rays, and Dr Cordell believes a woman's headaches might be caused by the pain killers she is using. (S5 Ep 5) 
21:00New: Celebrity Big Brother All of the action from the Big Brother House as the celebrity housemates have their every move and mood monitored (Ep 23) 
22:00Football On 5: The Carabao Cup Colin Murray presents highlights of the second round of the Carabao Cup. 
23:30Police Interceptors: Late & Lethal Action-packed observational documentary series. Damien and Mark take drastic action against a violent suspect, and a burglar takes the Interceptors on a late night pursuit. (S10 Ep 8) 
00:30Criminals: Caught On Camera Documentary series focusing on how technology and CCTV are helping to fight crime. In this episode, we see how CCTV is used to help the cops catch reckless and dangerous drivers. (S1 Ep 4) 
01:00SuperCasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit 
03:10My Extreme OCD Life Documentary series exploring Brits suffering from obsessive-compulsive disorder. Serin is getting married, but can she cope with the build-up to her wedding? (S1 Ep 1) 
04:00Cruising With Jane McDonald Water-bound travelogue. On her first ever river cruise, Jane heads to Budapest's Szechenyi Baths, before a visit to the moving WWII memorial, Shoes on the Danube Bank. [SL] (S1 Ep 3) 
04:45House Doctor Ann Maurice presents more home improvements for properties that are proving difficult to market. A young couple struggle to sell a five-bedroom house in Leicester. [SL] (S5 Ep 10) 
05:10House Busters Janet Ellis invites three experts to 'heal' a house that is making its inhabitants unhappy. Are one family's relationship breakdowns due to paranormal forces at work? [SL] (S2 Ep 2) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S3 Ep 3) 
06:00Poppy Cat Animation. Gilda's nest has gone missing in Spinner's Grove. Owl has a sprained wing and can't fly, but finds a clever way to lift Zuzu into the tree tops to find it. (S2 Ep 27)