This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Monday, September 17 2018

06:00Mofy Animated series. While Mofy and Kerry are playing in the river, they suddenly hear Lee and Sioux groaning with toothache! (S1 Ep 7) 
06:05Peppa Pig The Balloon Ride Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and her family are at the school fete where the top prize in the raffle is a trip in a hot air balloon. (S2 Ep 25) 
06:10Peppa Pig Grandpa's Little Train Animated series. Grandpa Pig has built a little train called Gertrude. When he takes Peppa and George for a ride, there is room for lots of their friends. (S2 Ep 29) 
06:15Peppa Pig Pedro The Cowboy Pedro Pony pretends he is a proper cowboy, telling everyone stories in the camp he has set up in the garden. (S4 Ep 11) 
06:20Luo Bao Bei Animation. Dad's much-anticipated home rocket launch turns out to be a damp squib. Luo Bao Bei is incredibly disappointed - she has been so looking forward to it... (S1 Ep 42) 
06:35Secret Life Of Puppies Reality series. A dog's-eye view of life. Corgi puppy Ace is training to be a show dog. Does he have what it takes to be top dog? (S1 Ep 11) 
06:40Wissper Animation. When Pipsqueak Parrot loses her voice, Wissper seeks help from Ellington Elephant and Mrs Parrot and her family dash off to find it. (S2 Ep 1) 
06:45Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Cloppycorn is in charge of the Swapsy Game, until the fairies' yoyo disappears. Noddy to the rescue... (S1 Ep 37) 
07:00Thomas & Friends:.. ..Big World! Big Adventures! Animation. When a storm destroys the classroom at Harwick School, Duck has to bring the children to Knapford for their lessons. All he needs is a coach... (S22 Ep 11) 
07:10Fireman Sam Cry Wolf After two false alarm call-outs, Sam tells Norman the story of the boy who cried wolf. When a fox wanders into the shop, Norman thinks that it is the wolf from the story. (S6 Ep 19) 
07:20Shane the Chef Animation. When Sam Spratt mixes up the box of ice with the box of veg, Shane and Izzy have to flag him back to shore in order to save Shane's dish of the day. (S1 Ep 11) 
07:35Peppa Pig Animation. When Peppa, George, Mummy and Daddy Pig visit Madame Gazelle, they realise that a tall tree next to her home is pushing it over! (S5 Ep 48) 
07:45Peppa Pig Animation. Mrs Kangaroo takes everyone on an amazing adventure under the sea in her submarine to see the Great Barrier Reef! (S5 Ep 18) 
07:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Hard Times Preschool animation. When the fairy kingdom is left without food because there is nothing left in the treasure chest to pay the elves, King Thistle has to find a job. (S2 Ep 6) 
08:05PAW Patrol Animation. When Roger's refrigerated van gets stuck in a ditch, the pups must find a way to keep the ice pops cold while they rescue the van and restart the freezer. (S4 Ep 18) 
08:25Floogals Animation. Flo and Boomer think that Captain Fleeker has been changed into a frog! (S2 Ep 11) 
08:40Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies-in-training and their two young human best friends. Zac wishes up a cool new carpet, but Zeta gets her hands on it! (S2 Ep 9) 
08:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Dolly Plum Animation. Daisy and Poppy turn Nanny Plum into a doll. Soon, the Wise Old Elf copies the fairy toy and it becomes so popular that everybody wants one. (S2 Ep 11) 
09:05Peppa Pig Grampy Rabbit's Lighthouse Pig tales. Grandpa Pig takes Peppa, George and Danny Dog to visit Grampy Rabbit's lighthouse. (S1 Ep 46) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions. 
11:15Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. An evasive man is given a choice between paying his debt or relinquishing his luxury car, and there's a writ for the organiser of a music festival. (S5 Ep 23) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15NCIS Jack-Knife Crime drama involving Navy and Marine personnel. After a driver from a shady shipping company is found dead, the NCIS team take to the road to bring down the illegal operation. (S7 Ep 15) 
13:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:15Home and Away Dean impresses Justin with his knowledge of cars. Justin and Willow agree to give their relationship another go. Hunter tricks Christina into admitting that she lied. 
13:45Neighbours Susan snaps when Jemima reveals her flair for interior design in the Kennedys' home. Aaron and Mark wonder about Chloe's latest client. Terese and Leo escape to the boat. 
14:15Broken Trust Film Thriller starring Laura Vandervoort and Shawn Roberts. An attorney tries to rescue a kidnapped mentor while also taking on a case against a pharmaceutical company. (2012) 
16:00Friends Monica meets the woman who has been using her credit card number to do all the things that she herself wishes she could do. Ross faces a tough decision. (S1 Ep 21) 
16:30Friends Monica develops a mature approach to her latest love, a younger man, and Ross is mistaken for a male prostitute when he buys a new pager. (S1 Ep 22) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Susan snaps when Jemima reveals her flair for interior design in the Kennedys' home. Aaron and Mark wonder about Chloe's latest client. Terese and Leo escape to the boat. 
18:00Home and Away Dean impresses Justin with his knowledge of cars. Justin and Willow agree to give their relationship another go. Hunter tricks Christina into admitting that she lied. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Gallagher Premiership Rugby... ...Highlights. The best action from the weekend. Fixtures include Northampton Saints battling it out with reigning champions Saracens, Exeter take on Sale Sharks, and Gloucester visit Bristol. 
20:00New: Traffic Cops Documentary series. A tyre stinger is used to stop a vehicle suspected of carrying stolen phones. Automatic Number Plate Recognition is used to track and intercept a vehicle. (S4 Ep 4) 
21:00New: Paddington Station 24/7 Documentary series. An intruder is running along the tracks. Engineers work around the clock to install new cables at Newbury. Ticket machine refurbishments do not go to plan. (S3 Ep 1) 
22:00New: Big Brother This year's housemates face a whole new series of tasks, twists and surprises to bond, divide and entertain viewers, and each other. 
23:05New: Big Brother's Bit On... ...The Side. Rylan Clark-Neal is joined by a variety of celebrity panelists and an audience of BB fans to debate hot topics, reveal exclusives and go behind the scenes of the main show. 
00:05New: Ex On The Beach Eight sexy singles arrive at the 'Ex on the Beach' bar and their fate is sealed, the ghosts of their pasts are all on their way. (S4 Ep 1) 
01:00Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit 
03:10I Survived A Sinkhole Documentary series looking at one of the most destructive forces known to man. (S2 Ep 4) 
04:00Britain's Biggest Mosque This one-off special narrated by Meera Syal goes behind the scenes at Britain's biggest mosque - the Baitul Futuh Mosque in Morden, South London. [SL] 
04:45Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. (S2 Ep 15) 
05:10House Doctor Home-improvement series. Ann Maurice focuses on how to present a house's original features and how to make gardens ready for sale. [SL] (S4 Ep 17) 
05:35Great Artists Series which looks at the work of some of the Western world's most famous artists. This edition focuses on Michelangelo, creator of the Sistine Chapel ceiling murals. (S1 Ep 4) 
06:00Mofy Animated series. Mofy is helping Lee and Sioux look for acorns in heaps of fallen leaves, when a chimpanzee named Wookey turns up and joins in. (S1 Ep 8)