This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Wednesday, August 15 2018

06:00Peppa Pig Mummy Pig's Birthday Animation. Peppa, George and Daddy Pig prepare a wonderful birthday surprise for Mummy Pig. (S1 Ep 21) 
06:05Olly the Little White Van Birthday Bazza Animated series. On his birthday, Bazza is being so horrid to his friends that no one feels like going to his party. Can Olly teach him the error of his ways? (S1 Ep 21) 
06:10Luo Bao Bei Animated series. Grandma is due to dance in public but is suffering from a lack of confidence. Can Luo Bao Bei give her some much-needed encouragement? (Ep 13) 
06:20Simon Animation. Simon is jealous when he discovers that Ferdinand is Lou's best friend as well as him. But when Lou gets nits, Ferdinand drops her. (S1 Ep 26) 
06:30Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Noddy must find out who broke the Crystal Memory Game before the start of the DareDale Challenge Obstacle Race. (S1 Ep 1) 
06:40Fireman Sam CGI-animation. Mike inflates a bouncy castle for Fishy Fun Day. Norman and Mandy use it before it is secured and a gust of wind blows it - and them - out to sea. (S10 Ep 16) 
06:50Thomas and Friends Toad's Bright Idea Animation. Toad the brake van helps Gator when he insists on driving through the night even though his lamp keeps failing. (S18 Ep 16) 
07:00The Secret Life of Kittens Documentary series. Peanut is a tiny girl kitten and her big bruiser brothers push her out of the way at dinner time. Will she be brave enough to fight for her place? (S1 Ep 3) 
07:10Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies-in-training. Zeta accidentally transports Tala the monkey to her lair, so the girls set out to rescue her. (S2 Ep 6) 
07:20Shane the Chef Animation. Sam Spratt takes Shane out on The Merry Mackerel to catch prawns. When a thick fog descends, can Shane's culinary skills help them find the way home? (S1 Ep 13) 
07:35Peppa Pig The Fire Engine Pig tales. When Mummy Pig helps out at Miss Rabbit's fire station, she is called upon to douse the flames at Daddy Pig's out-of-control barbecue! (S3 Ep 13) 
07:45Peppa Pig Grampy Rabbit's Dinosaur Park Animated series about a lovable little pig. To celebrate Freddy Fox's birthday, the children go on a trip to a Dinosaur Park. (S4 Ep 16) 
07:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Ben's Birthday Card Impish animation. Holly forgets Ben's birthday, and rushes home to make him a birthday card. Nanny has stopped all magic, so Holly has to make the card herself. (S1 Ep 23) 
08:05PAW Patrol Animation. Cornelius escapes from the pig ride at the carnival and the prizes go missing too. (S4 Ep 8) 
08:25Floogals Animation. Girl Hooman thinks that there's a monster in her wardrobe, but she is not the only one who can let her imagination run away with her... (S2 Ep 8) 
08:40Digby Dragon CGI-animation. After Mungo crashes and forgets how to fly, Digby resolves to teach him how, despite that Digby can't really fly himself... (S1 Ep 26) 
08:55Nella the Princess Knight Animation. When troublesome impkins storm the ice cream parlour in the shopping centre, it's up to Nella to save the day and discover what brought them there. (S1 Ep 6) 
09:05Mofy Animated series. It's time for the music festival, and Mofy convinces Kerry to apply for the contest. Kerry decides to create a beautiful new sound. (S1 Ep 22) 
09:15The Wright Stuff Topical debate show with special guests. 
11:15Bad Tenants, Rogue Landlords Documentary series. Landlords fall foul of two young tenants who are using their rental property as a film set. But the tenants have stopped paying the rent and won't leave. (S1 Ep 1) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15GPs: Behind Closed Doors Documentary series. The doctors of Balham Park Surgery treat victims of accidents, including a young girl whose hair was ripped out by a whisk, and a woman who fell off her moped. (S3 Ep 37) 
13:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:15Home and Away Dean is almost caught by Colby with a backpack full of Brett's dirty money. The spark between Ryder and Coco is reignited as they organise a beach party for Ty's 16th birthday. 
13:45Neighbours Bea's happiness prompts Mark to push Elly for his own. The mystery surrounding Cassius deepens. Sheila's romantic gesture leads to a comical misunderstanding. 
14:15Cagney & Lacey Classic police drama series about two female detectives. The duo investigate the murder of a UN delegate, and Chris is sexually harrassed by Captain Hennessey. (S4 Ep 14) 
15:20Deadly Secrets by The Lake Film Tense drama starring Stefanie von Pfetten and Steve Byers. A detective returns to her hometown after her sister is charged with the murder of her boss. (2016) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Bea's happiness prompts Mark to push Elly for his own. The mystery surrounding Cassius deepens. Sheila's romantic gesture leads to a comical misunderstanding. 
18:00Home and Away Dean is almost caught by Colby with a backpack full of Brett's dirty money. The spark between Ryder and Coco is reignited as they organise a beach party for Ty's 16th birthday. 
18:305 News Tonight The national and international news, including reports, live updates and interviews. 
19:00Traffic Cops Documentary series. A fifth of the offences which North Yorkshire Police deal with, like theft and drug-dealing, are committed by crooks from outside the area. (S4 Ep 2) 
20:00New: Britain's Parking Hell Documentary series. In Hereford, the police are making antisocial pavement parking a top priority. But their 'operation pram' pushes pavement parkers on to the road. (S1 Ep 3) 
21:00New: Flights From Hell Documentary series. Passengers travelling to New York watch in horror as their own flight becomes breaking news thanks to twisted front landing gear. (S1 Ep 1) 
22:00Hang 'Em High Film Western adventure starring Clint Eastwood and Inger Stevens. A cowboy hunts down the vigilantes who tried to hang him after mistaking him for a murderer. (1968) 
23:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
23:05Hang 'Em High Film Western adventure starring Clint Eastwood and Inger Stevens. A cowboy hunts down the vigilantes who tried to hang him after mistaking him for a murderer. (1968) 
00:20Bronco Billy Film Romantic adventure starring Clint Eastwood and Sondra Locke. A wannabe cowboy who runs a Wild West show takes in a spoilt heiress whose husband has dumped her. (1980) 
02:25Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit SuperCasino.com. 
04:00Cruising With Jane McDonald Water-bound travelogue. On her first ever river cruise, Jane heads to Budapest's Szechenyi Baths, before a visit to the moving WWII memorial, Shoes on the Danube Bank. [SL] (S1 Ep 3) 
04:45House Doctor Home improvement series. Alistair Appleton and Californian interior designer Ann Maurice work their magic on a Victorian house in Chester. [SL] (S3 Ep 2) 
05:10Great Artists Tim Marlow looks at the work of the Western world's most famous artists. The Dutch painter Vermeer who today is considered as great a talent as Rembrandt. (S1 Ep 12) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S3 Ep 5) 
06:00Peppa Pig Tooth Fairy Animated series about a lovable little pig. One of Peppa's teeth falls out. Mummy Pig explains that the Tooth Fairy will come that very night to take the tooth. (S1 Ep 22)