This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Wednesday, September 8 2010

06:00Thomas and Friends Animation. Spencer is in town to take the Duke and Duchess of Boxford to their summer house. When Edward is chosen to transport the furniture, a race ensues. 
06:10Roary The Racing Car Animation. No matter how hard he tries, Tin Top simply cannot master corners. The others try to help him but nothing seems to work - until Roary hits on a plan. 
06:20The Adventures of Bottle Top... ...Bill and His Best Friend Corky. Creative animation. Bill gets into trouble when he plays around with Dandy's magic fairy dust. Before long, there are five Bills to deal with. 
06:35Milkshake Music Box Children's entertainment show. The Milkshake! gang breathes new life into traditional songs. In this show, 'It's Raining, It's Pouring' features. 
06:40Funky Valley Daphne and the Talking Hay Bale. Daphne, a grumpy duck, doesn't believe in aliens but when she gets stuck in a hay bale, the other animals think she has come from another planet. 
06:45Rupert Bear Rupert and the Cuckoo Clock. We're off to Nutwood once more to meet Rupert and friends. The Fox twins have broken the cuckoo clock belonging to Rupert's mother. 
06:55Peppa Pig Animated series. Peppa and George have a fancy dress party and all their friends are invited. Peppa dresses as a fairy princess and George as a scary dinosaur. 
07:00Little Princess I Want Your Tiara Animated series. Princess is delighted when Scruff finds a sparkly tiara for her to wear, until she finds out that it belongs to Maid. 
07:12The Milky and Shake Show Charming animation featuring the adventures of Milky the cat and Shake the dog. Milky thinks there is a mouse in the house! 
07:15Mr Men Animated sketch show. Little Miss Scary shows off her prickly side; and Little Miss Chatterbox visits Mr Quiet's Zen garden. 
07:25Milkshake A look ahead to today's children's programmes, including competitions and dedications. 
07:30Roary The Racing Car Roary Gets It Wrong Peter Kay and Sir Stirling Moss provide the voices in another episode of the animated series. Today, Roary is given a big responsibility by Farmer Green. 
07:45Make Way For Noddy Don't Be Scared, Noddy. Noddy's insomnia is driven by a belief that monsters are populating the dark around him - but his fears abate the next day when his friends intervene. 
08:00Fifi and The Flowertots Slugsy's Rescue. Having set his sights on a delectable red apple growing on a tree, Stingo gets stuck after attempting to pick it. Will he ask for help or will he be stuck forever? 
08:15Peppa Pig Animated series. Grandpa Pig has built a little train called Gertrude. When he takes Peppa and George for a ride, there is room for lots of their friends. 
08:20Peppa Pig Animated series. Peppa and George are visiting their cousin Chloe and will get to meet Chloe's new baby brother, Alexander, for the first time. 
08:30Thomas and Friends Percy and the Bandstand Railway adventures. Percy is charged with taking Lady Hatt to her surprise party at the new bandstand, but she asks to be taken elsewhere. 
08:40The WotWots Alien animation. SpottyWot is convinced he has discovered an animal with two heads. DottyWot is delighted, and they set off through the zoo to try and find it. 
08:50Big School Classroom Rules. Continuing the documentary on the daily life of an infants' school. Form teacher Mrs Fenner tries to ensure that all pupils are obeying the rules of the classroom. 
09:00Pocoyo Animation narrated by Stephen Fry. Pocoyo has invited all his friends to a party, but instead of letting his friends have fun, he keeps bossing them around. 
09:10Milkshake Show Songs Children's entertainment show. The Milkshake! presenters perform some of their favourite songs. 
09:15The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show with panellists Gail Porter and Rhys Thomas. Presenter Julia Bradbury joins the discussion. 
10:45Trisha Goddard Daytime discussion show. 
11:45CSI: New York One Wedding and a Funeral Crime drama. Mac tries to unravel the circumstances surrounding a bridegroom's murder. Stella receives a jigsaw puzzle spattered with blood (9/21). 
12:40Five News Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:45Chinese Food In Minutes Chinese cookery show. Today's guests are a couple of cheesemongers eager to spice up their kitchen repertoires. On the menu are steamed wine sea bass and hot-and-sour soup (3/13). 
13:15The Boss Is Coming To Dinner! Reality series. Anestis Cobella meets 22-year-old Dan from Swansea. The second applicant is 30-year-old Jason, a freelance stylist with 15 years' experience (23/25). 
13:45Neighbours Declan urges his mother not to surrender the radio station without a fight - until Toadie tells him that losing the business may be the best way to protect Rebecca. 
14:15Home and Away Tony and Rachel struggle to see eye to eye over the doctor's proposed move to the US. Angelo's grand restaurant opening looks set to be a disaster. Indi reveals a secret to Romeo. 
14:50The Family Recipe Cookery series in which celebrity chefs share their favourite family recipes. Italian chef Antonio Carluccio is back to share another one of his recipes. 
14:55Animal Rescue Squad Highlights of the show in which Michaela Strachan and Matt Baker follow the urgent work going on to save and protect animals in the UK and abroad. 
15:10Love's Enduring Promise Film Family drama starring Logan Arens and Mackenzie Astin. The head of a family who is unable to tend to his farm accepts help from a passing stranger with a secret. (2004) 
17:00Five News National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Declan urges his mother not to surrender the radio station without a fight - until Toadie tells him that losing the business may be the best way to protect Rebecca. 
18:00Home and Away Tony and Rachel struggle to see eye to eye over the doctor's proposed move to the US. Angelo's grand restaurant opening looks set to be a disaster. Indi reveals a secret to Romeo. 
18:25Live From Studio Five Magazine show hosted by Kate Walsh and Jayne Middlemiss. The programme features a look at the day's news alongside location reports, celebrity interviews and gossip. 
19:00Five News at 7 National and international news. 
19:30Michaela's Zoo Babies Highlights of the series which captures the drama as well as the magic surrounding the birth of animals in zoos and wildlife parks across the UK. 
20:00Emergency Bikers Documentary series. Motorbike paramedics come to the aid of an RAF medic and a pensioner who has taken a tumble. The Essex bike squad cracks down on speeding motorists (8/9). 
20:58Five News at 9 The latest national and international news headlines. 
21:00NCIS Lost and Found Series following special agents who investigate crimes connected to the Navy. The agents stumble upon a nine-year-old kidnap case (9/24). 
22:00Law & Order: Criminal Intent Self-Made The brutal torture and murder of a young author leads the detectives to a series of suspects, including a slimy literary agent and a jaded older writer (7/22). 
23:00Law & Order Powerful American drama series about cops and lawyers. While investigating the death of a teenager, the detectives think they have stumbled onto the work of a serial killer. 
23:55Partypoker.Com The Big Game Iv Poker action from Les Ambassadeurs Club. Some new faces try their luck. 
00:55Super Casino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel. For more information and to register visit www.SuperCasino.com. 
04:05Chinese Food In Minutes Chinese cookery show. Today's guests are a couple of cheesemongers eager to spice up their kitchen repertoires. On the menu are steamed wine sea bass and hot-and-sour soup (3/13). 
04:30The Boss Is Coming To Dinner! Reality series. Anestis Cobella meets 22-year-old Dan from Swansea. The second applicant is 30-year-old Jason, a freelance stylist with 15 years' experience (23/25). 
04:55Animal Rescue Squad Highlights of the show in which Michaela Strachan and Matt Baker follow the urgent work going on to save and protect animals in the UK and abroad. 
05:10The New Tomorrow Children's drama series. In this episode, the Ants and Barbs shelter from the onslaught of a devastating storm. Gwyn files her first spy report to the Privs. 
05:35Michaela's Wild Challenge Michaela Strachan and colleagues undertake a range of wildlife-related dares. Michaela reveals that she is pregnant, and goes for a dolphin check-up! 
06:00Thomas and Friends Railway animation. The railway inspector is coming to the island of Sodor to give a special prize to the smartest engine, so all the engines strive to look their best.