This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Wednesday, October 24 2018

06:00Mofy Animation. Mofy and Kerry are having a picnic. There is only one apple left to share, but a passing baby turtle snaps it up without asking them. (S1 Ep 37) 
06:05Peppa Pig Whistling Pig tales. Peppa tries to learn how to whistle after she realizes that seemingly everyone but her can do it. (S3 Ep 28) 
06:10Peppa Pig Doctor Hamster's Tortoise Pig tales. Doctor Hamster the vet comes to Peppa's playgroup to show the children her pets. (S3 Ep 29) 
06:15Peppa Pig Popular animation. Peppa has enjoyed her very first holiday abroad, but it is now time to go home. She can't wait to see Suzy and Goldie again. (S4 Ep 39) 
06:20Luo Bao Bei Animation. Luo Bao Bei and her friends are disappointed to discover that a painting workshop isn't as much fun as they thought it would be. (Ep 49) 
06:35Secret Life Of Puppies Reality series. Coral is settling into life as a working dog on a farm. But how will she find the stream as she explores more of the world with her human dad? (S1 Ep 18) 
06:40Wissper Animation. Dan the Panda has fallen down a hole, and it is too deep for Wissper and Peggy to rescue him. Can Herbert Horse pull him out using a branch? (S2 Ep 13) 
06:45New: Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Everyone is ready to board Train for Toyland's Big Day Out, but Train runs off down the tracks without any passengers! (S2 Ep 4) 
07:00Thomas & Friends:... ...Big World! Big Adventures! Animation. In India, while Thomas is pulling a truckload of coconuts, he discovers a mysterious Monkey Temple and encounters some cheeky monkeys. (S22 Ep 8) 
07:10New: Fireman Sam CGI-animation. After Norman crashes the submersible while trying to video the Pontypandyness Monster, his footage on the local news sparks monster mania in town! (S11 Ep 4) 
07:20Shane the Chef Animation. Shane tries to break the world record for the biggest sandwich ever made, but discovers that speed is the key to breaking a record. (S1 Ep 14) 
07:35Peppa Pig Animation. Madame Gazelle gets Peppa and her playgroup friends to dance to all different styles of music. (S5 Ep 8) 
07:45Peppa Pig Animation. Peppa and George go sailing with Grandpa Pig, but when he keeps getting the boat stuck in the mud they have a sleepover to wait for the tide to come in. (S5 Ep 27) 
07:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom King Thistle Is Not Well Impish animation. King Thistle has a cold. The little friends have fun collecting the ingredients for a magic potion to make him better. (S1 Ep 10) 
08:05PAW Patrol Animation. Skye Kitty needs the pups' help to get down from an eagle's nest after retrieving one of Mayor Humdinger's socks. (S4 Ep 15) 
08:25Floogals Animation. Dad and Girl Hooman are acting off-routine - they are tired, achy and sneezy, and they are making music with their noses! (S2 Ep 28) 
08:40Shimmer and Shine Animated series. When the girls visit the carpet vendor to mend their carpet, Zeta and Nazboo plan to take some magic thread. (S3 Ep 3) 
08:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom The Lost Egg Impish animation. Ben, Holly and Gaston find a large egg in the meadow. When a tiny chick hatches, the friends must find the mummy bird. (S1 Ep 11) 
09:05Peppa Pig Secrets Animated adventures of a little pig. Mummy Pig gives Peppa a special box to keep her secret things in. (S1 Ep 13) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. 
11:15Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. Tempers flare at football star Neil Ruddock's house and a trainee in Yorkshire discovers how dangerous the job can be. (S2 Ep 1) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15NCIS Tell-All US crime drama series. A dying message from a naval officer leads the NCIS team to a manuscript that may hold a threat to national security. (S8 Ep 19) 
13:10Access Entertainment round up. 
13:15Home and Away Alarm bells start to ring when it is discovered that Raffy, Ryder and Coco are missing. Chelsea puts herself in danger when she comes to Raffy's rescue. 
13:45Neighbours Tyler decides to leave Ramsay Street and seek a new life in Adelaide. Terese is convinced that Paul is planning something with Pierce and asks Chloe to help. 
14:15Deadly Stage Fright Film Thriller starring Brody Hutzler and Jordan Ladd. A soprano comes out of retirement only to discover that an overly obsessed fan is waiting in the wings for her. (2017) 
16:00Friends Phoebe thinks her adoptive mother's spirit inhabits a stray cat, and Joey's attempt to sell his entertainment centre proves hazardous. (S4 Ep 2) 
16:30Friends Monica tries to prove her mother wrong. Chandler finds himself in an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss. (S4 Ep 3) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Tyler decides to leave Ramsay Street and seek a new life in Adelaide. Terese is convinced that Paul is planning something with Pierce and asks Chloe to help. 
18:00Home and Away Alarm bells start to ring when it is discovered that Raffy, Ryder and Coco are missing. Chelsea puts herself in danger when she comes to Raffy's rescue. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00The Great Model Railway Challenge Competition pitting the country's best modellers against each other. Heat three's theme sees the judges taking in sights inspired by locations from around the world. (S1 Ep 3) 
20:00New: GPs Behind Closed Doors Documentary series. Six patients come in to see the Bradford doctors about their chronic pain issues. (S6 Ep 9) 
21:00New: How To Sleep Well Documentary. A new sleep programme suggests sleeping in bursts throughout the day and night. Plus, sleep pods for napping at work and the best gizmos to make a room sleep-friendly. (S1 Ep 2) 
22:00New: Big Brother This year's housemates face a whole new series of tasks, twists and surprises to bond, divide and entertain viewers, and each other. 
23:05New: Big Brother's Bit On The Side Rylan Clark-Neal is joined by a variety of celebrity panelists and an audience of BB fans to debate hot topics, reveal exclusives and go behind the scenes of the main show. 
00:05The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary. Paul's new neighbours steal part of his land when they erect a garden fence, but when he complains he never would have foreseen what was to come. (S5 Ep 7) 
01:05Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit 
03:10Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. Paul and Steve set out to repossess a house in a shocking condition where a mother is living with two very young children. (S1 Ep 4) 
04:00My Mum's Hotter Than Me! Parents who will do anything to look hotter than their kids. Hot mum Aimi loves being a stripper, and embarrassing her 20-year-old son Harry in the process. [SL] (S1 Ep 2) 
04:45Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S2 Ep 2) 
05:10House Doctor Home improvement series. Interior designer Ann Maurice visits a couple who are having trouble selling their home in Southampton's prestigious Ocean Village marina. (S2 Ep 6) 
05:35House Busters Janet Ellis and a team of new-age practitioners suggest ways in which changes to homes could positively affect the personal lives of their owners. [SL] (S2 Ep 15) 
06:00Mofy Animation. Kerry invites Mofy over for a singsong with all the other forest creatures to help her forget an unpleasant encounter with a bad-tempered badger. (S1 Ep 38)