This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Saturday, January 27 2018

06:00Little Princess I Want My Robin Regal fun. Princess is learning to bird watch, but wild birds aren't very easy to spot when they keep flying off. How will she manage to get a closer look? (S3 Ep 33) 
06:10Wanda and the Alien Nuts Animation. Wanda wants to get Daddy Rabbit something for Father's Day. She can't find him any hazelnuts, so Alien uses his magic to make some. (S1 Ep 27) 
06:20Poppy Cat Animation. The gang take the rocket to the moon so that Zuzu's wolf friend Timothy can learn to howl for his Scout badge. (S2 Ep 26) 
06:35Wissper CGI-animation. CGI-animated series about a seven-year-old girl who talks to animals. Fern the Arctic fox can't find the rest of her very white pack in the snow. (S1 Ep 27) 
06:40Milkshake Monkey Live action series about an inquisitive puppet. Milkshake! Monkey is determined to become a member of the Cutty Sark's crew and accepts an interesting challenge. (S4 Ep 6) 
06:45Milkshake Bopping About Live action series featuring music and dance. Amy and Nathan practice their robots and body-popping in this Street Dance Bop. (S1 Ep 6) 
06:50Simon Animated series. Simon wants to beat his record for juggling the soccer ball with his foot, but Gaspard is putting him off by sticking to him like glue. (S1 Ep 11) 
06:55Peppa Pig Gym Class Pig tales. Madame Gazelle takes the children to Grampy Rabbit's gym class, where they learn how to be real explorers. (S3 Ep 47) 
07:05Paw Patrol Animation. When little lambs keep running away from Farmer Al's pasture, it's up to the Paw Patrol to find the missing sheep. (S3 Ep 15) 
07:15Thomas and Friends CGI animation. Annie and Clarabel are not needed when Daisy takes on Thomas's usual tasks, but they get their own back when Daisy keeps taunting them. (S20 Ep 18) 
07:25Fireman Sam Troubled Waters CGI adventures. Moose has to call Fireman Sam after Steele and Gareth get into trouble in a rowing boat at the Mountain Activity Centre. (S9 Ep 7) 
07:35Olly the Little White Van Bridge Builder Olly Animated series. When the bridge leading into Bumpton is damaged no one can cross over it, so Olly and Stan decide to see if they can fix it. (S1 Ep 19) 
07:50Blaze and The Monster Machines Animates series. Blaze visits VelocityVille to compete with his friends in the longest race ever - the Hundred Mile Race! But Crusher really wants to win too! (S2 Ep 17) 
08:15Paw Patrol Animation. When all the tyres on the Adventure Bay school bus blow out, Ryder volunteers to use the Paw Patroller as a substitute school bus. (S3 Ep 16) 
08:35Nella the Princess Knight Animation. A huge Cyclops gatecrashes Trinket and Nella's ballet recital and carries Trinket away! (Ep 24) 
08:50Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Noddy must find out who is causing vegetables to rain down all over Toyland, or Farmer Tom's farm fair will be ruined! (S1 Ep 52) 
09:05Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Daisy and Poppy's Trip to the Museum Animated children's series. In this episode, Daisy and Poppy cause chaos during a trip to the big museum. (S2 Ep 48) 
09:20Shimmer and Shine Animation. The girls accidentally create a fun but sticky glob of living candy that is curious about everything. Then a Glitternado hits Zahramay Falls. (S2 Ep 25) 
09:35Digby Dragon CGI-animation. Digby and Chips spot Grumpy carrying a mysterious box uphill and do their very best to help him. (S1 Ep 19) 
09:55Peppa Pig The Blackberry Bush Pig tales. Peppa and her family collect apples and blackberries in Granny and Grandpa Pig's garden so that they can make a pie. (S3 Ep 48) 
10:00Peppa Pig Pottery Pig tales. Mrs Zebra teaches Peppa, George, Zoe, Zaza and Zuzu Zebra how to make a real tea set from clay. (S3 Ep 49) 
10:05Olly the Little White Van Olly at Sea Animated series. When Captain Barnacle invites everyone on a boat trip with him, Bazza manages to sink both of the boats and they end up stranded on a desert island. (S1 Ep 20) 
10:10Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Animated adventures with the heroes in a half-shell. The Turtles are transported to an alternate dimension where they meet the rabbit samurai, Miyamoto Usagi. (S5 Ep 7) 
10:45Funniest Fails, Falls & Flops Clip show based on the YouTube phenomenon. (S2 Ep 11) 
11:10Police Interceptors Action-packed reality series. Dog handler Darren calls on all his powers of persuasion to try and end a rooftop stand-off, and Steve is forced to use his pepper spray on a suspect. (S13 Ep 8) 
12:05Police Interceptors Action-packed observational documentary series. Interceptor Stu Chaney deals with an alleged assault and a missing crossbow, and Amanda Stokes discovers crack on the A19. (S11 Ep 1) 
13:05The A-Team Classic action drama series. Two Native Americans dedicated to preserving their homeland enlist the help of the A-Team to stop rustlers. (S2 Ep 5) 
14:05The A-Team Classic action drama series. Two Native Americans dedicated to preserving their homeland enlist the help of the A-Team to stop rustlers. (S2 Ep 6) 
15:00Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series. Alex could be arrested if he tries to oust squatters from the derelict pub he bought to develop. A family are intimidated by a rogue letting agent. (S2 Ep 3) 
16:00Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series. After her tenant claimed that the property was full of damp, a landlord gets a shock when she finally gets inside to inspect the damage. (S2 Ep 4) 
17:00Rich House, Poor House Documentary series. The wealthy Bentleys swap house and lifestyle with hard-working and hard-up, single mother-of-four Angela Carter-Begbie. (S1 Ep 2) 
18:00New:The Wonderful World of Puppies Documentary series. Dogs possess superhuman powers of sight, hearing, smell and touch, giving them access to a secret world we can only imagine. (S2 Ep 3) 
19:00New: Greatest Ever Celebrity... Pranks pulled on celebrities. Ant and Dec send Dermot O'Leary on a supermarket shopping trip like no other, while Justin Bieber pranks Taylor Swift and almost makes her cry. (S1 Ep 5) 
20:00New: Blind Date Dating show hosted by Paul O'Grady. Reformed bad boy Tyrell is looking to settle down, but which girl will steal his heart? (S2 Ep 5) 
20:555 News Weekend National and international news. 
21:05Football On 5: The Championship Colin Murray presents highlights of the latest games in the SkyBet Championship. 
22:00New: Celebrity Big Brother All the action from inside the Celebrity Big Brother House. (Ep 30) 
23:05The X-Files Revival of the classic sci-fi drama. During an investigation into the suicide of a scientist, Mulder and Scully contend with memories of their son William. (S10 Ep 2) 
00:00Britain's Greatest Bridges Rob Bell uncovers the extraordinary story of Tower Bridge, revealing how it was funded, how its design was revolutionary and how it is lucky to still be standing. (Ep 2) 
00:10Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit 
03:10Enemies Closer Wham Bam Van Damme Action thriller starring Jean-Claude Van Damme and Orlando Jones. Two arch enemies are forced to work together to escape from a dangerous drug cartel. (2013) 
04:30Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
04:45House Doctor Interior designer Ann Maurice revisits some of her most striking transformations of kitchens and dining rooms. [SL] (S3 Ep 7) 
05:10Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. (S2 Ep 26) 
05:35House Busters Janet Ellis invites three experts to 'heal' a house that is making its inhabitants unhappy. Featuring a healthy house expert, a clairvoyant and a feng shui expert. [SL] (S2 Ep 1) 
06:00Little Princess Regal fun. When the ice cream and drawing paper run out, Princess realises the importance of not wasting things. (S3 Ep 34)