This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Tuesday, May 21 2013

06:00Thomas and Friends Don't Be Silly Billy Railway tales. When Billy, a new engine, comes to the island, Thomas is given the task of showing Billy how to do his jobs. But Billy does not want to listen. 
06:10Rupert Bear Rupert And The Apple River When Rupert and his friends go apple picking by the river on a hot day, Ping Pong's attempt to 'magic up' some fizzy apple drink hits difficulties. 
06:20Fireman Sam Mother's Little Helper It's washing day in Pontypandy, but Norman overloads his machine and Mike forgets to turn off his iron when he is called out to fix it. 
06:30Jelly Jamm Agent Mina Animated adventures on the musical planet of Jammbo. Mina tries to prove to her friends that science can be a secret agent's best resource. 
06:45Peppa Pig Hospital Pig tales. Peppa and her playgroup friends go with Madame Gazelle to visit Pedro Pony, who is poorly in hospital. 
06:50Bert and Ernie Claymation. With Ernie as Holmes and Bert as Watson, the detective duo must solve the mystery of Lady Lulu Quackerville's missing duckling, Lily. 
06:55Little Princess It's Sports Day! The castle hosts a sports day, but Little Princess is less than delighted to discover that her teammates are Scruff and the Admiral. Narrated by Julian Clary. 
07:10Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Spies Preschool animation. King and Queen Thistle ask Nanny Plum and the Wise Old Elf to build a boat capable of beating the Marigolds. 
07:20Mr Men Sneezes and Hiccups Sketch show. Mr Stubborn refuses to admit he has a cold and Miss Magic tries to cure Miss Daredevil's hiccups. 
07:30Milkshake A look ahead to today's children's programmes, including competitions and dedications. 
07:35Thomas and Friends Sodor Surprise Day CGI animated series. Thomas accidentally ruins the fireworks when he tries to get Gordon to have fun on Sodor Surprise Day. 
07:45Make Way For Noddy Noddy Loses his Bell. Join Noddy and his friends in Toytown as Noddy hunts everywhere for the bell he has lost from his hat. Big Ears suggests he retrace his steps. 
07:55Milkshake Monkey Steam Train Preschool series following inquisitive puppet Milkshake Monkey. Milkshake Monkey takes a step back in time on a steam train. 
08:00Fifi and The Flowertots Animation about a mischievous young flower girl. Fifi is excited to be looking after Aunt Tulip's pet, Grubby, for the day - until the naughty grub disappears. 
08:15Peppa Pig Desert Island Animation. When a fishing trip goes wrong, leaving Grandpa Pig and Grampy Rabbit stranded on a desert island, Captain Daddy Dog is the only one able to save them. 
08:20Peppa Pig Musical Instruments Animated series about a lovable little pig. Mummy and Daddy Pig find an old box in the attic. It is full of musical instruments. 
08:25Peppa Pig Perfume After smelling Granny Pig's perfume de lavender, Peppa experiments with the flowers in the garden to create her own special smell. 
08:30Mio Mao The Seed. Animated fun for the youngest viewers with Mio and Mao, the playful and inquisitive kittens who encounter many strange and intriguing entities. 
08:35Roary The Racing Car Hellie's a Winner High-speed animation. Hellie wishes he could race like the cars, but when he joins them on the track he is accused of cheating. 
08:50Bananas In Pyjamas World Tour Animation. Camembert tells the Bananas about her dream to travel to the pyramids and ride on a camel. B1 and B2 find a way to bring the pyramids to Cuddlestown. 
09:00Tickety Toc Nature Trail Time Animation about two lively twins who live inside a cuckoo clock. McCoggins takes Tommy and Tallulah on a nature trail, with a list of important things to see. 
09:15The Wright Stuff Lively magazine show in which Matthew Wright and guests discuss the topical issues of the day. 
11:10Emergency Bikers Documentary series. In this episode, Ackers chases a car doing a ton in the rain, a call costs a van driver a fortune and Iain is asked to reveal what he wears under his leathers. 
12:105 News at Lunchtime International and national news update. 
12:15The Hotel Inspector The award-winning hotelier Alex Polizzi answers an SOS call from Jon Sweeney, owner of the First In Last Out, a 17th-century pub and B&B in Winchester that has been plagued by poor reviews. 
13:15Home and Away Xavier arrives back in town for the funeral. John tells Jett that while he does not know what the future holds, they are in it together. 
13:45Neighbours Kate asks Mason out on a date. On the day of his cancer surgery, Lucas again turns to Steph for support. Vanessa learns that she was the last to know of his health scare. 
14:15NCIS Flesh and Blood Crime drama series. The agents investigate a suspected assassination attempt on a member of the Saudi royal family. 
15:20Mystery Woman - Redemption Film Murder mystery starring Kellie Martin and Nina Siemaszko. Samantha and Philby find clues to the murder of a mysterious visitor. (2006) 
17:005 News at 5 International and national news update. 
17:30Neighbours Kate asks Mason out on a date. On the day of his cancer surgery, Lucas again turns to Steph for support. Vanessa learns that she was the last to know of his health scare. 
18:00Home and Away Xavier arrives back in town for the funeral. John tells Jett that while he does not know what the future holds, they are in it together. 
18:305 News at 6.30 National and International news. 
19:00WW1 Top Gun: Revealed Documentary exploring how a small band of pioneering aircraft designers and engineers turned the aeroplane into a weapon of modern conflict between 1914 and 1918. 
19:555 News Update International and national news update. 
20:00WW1's Tunnels of Death:The Big Dig The Killing Fields Benedict Cumberbatch narrates this revealing history behind an archaeological dig at Messines, including the realities of trench warfare and a Christmas football match. 
21:00CSI: Vegas Meets New York CSI Vegas Meets New York (Part 2): US drama with Ted Danson and Gary Sinise. D B Russell visits New York in a joint effort to find Mac's missing girlfriend as Mac's principles are put to the test. 
22:00New: Body of Proof Identity New. US crime drama starring Dana Delany. Megan and Kate investigate a possible case of misidentified bodies after a fatal car crash. 
22:55Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Sin Police drama series about an elite force based in New York. A homophobic preacher is suspected of murdering a gay man with whom he was having an affair (17/22). 
23:50Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Responsible Police procedural drama. The discovery of a dead stranger in an affluent couple's flat leads Benson and Stabler to uncover a wild teenage party scene. 
00:45True Crimes: The First 72 Hours Fat Bandit Docudrama. A fat bank robber baffles the Winnipeg police as he does not fit the usual profile of a thief. When they catch him however, the real mystery is just beginning. 
01:10Super Casino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel. For more information and to register visit www.SuperCasino.com 
04:00House Doctor Series in which Ann Maurice provides home improvement advice for properties that are proving difficult to sell. A lacklustre house in Welton, near Daventry, requires a revamp. 
04:20House Doctor Series in which Ann Maurice provides home improvement advice for properties. An acupuncturist in Norwich needs Ann's help to sell his house. 
04:45Divine Designs Art historian Dr Paul Binski examines religious arts. He visits Leicester and north London to see some spectacular examples of Hindu and Jain art. 
05:10Michaela's Wild Challenge Michaela Strachan undertakes a range of wildlife-related dares. In this edition she teaches a bird some new tricks and follows in the tracks of an African elephant. 
05:35Michaela's Wild Challenge Michaela Strachan flies in a hot air balloon to get a bird's-eye view of some of South Africa's wildlife, gets close to some big cats and hunts high and low for some British aliens. 
06:00Thomas and Friends Toby's Trumph Railway tales. When Toby is entrusted with taking opera singer Alicia Botti to a special concert, he is petrified of making a mistake.