This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Friday, March 2 2018

06:00Puffin Rock Preschool animation. May the rabbit agrees to look after Baba while Oona goes fishing. However, her plans are derailed when Baba finds a hibernating hedgehog. (S2 Ep 7) 
06:05Poppy Cat Animation. Zuzu wants to find Speedy Sam the turtle, but Alma wants to try out her new picnic set, so Poppy proposes a compromise. (S2 Ep 13) 
06:20Simon Animated series about a headstrong young rabbit. Simon tries to impress Lou and her friend Sophie by playing superhero in the park. (S1 Ep 47) 
06:25Bob The Builder CGI animation. When a bobcat cub becomes separated from his family by a busy road, the team build a wildlife corridor so that animals can cross safely. (S3 Ep 6) 
06:35Fireman Sam Cry Wolf After two false alarm call-outs, Sam tells Norman the story of the boy who cried wolf. When a fox wanders into the shop, Norman thinks that it is the wolf from the story. (S6 Ep 19) 
06:50Thomas and Friends Jumping Jobi Wood Railway adventures. Thomas is ordered to collect some precious Jobi wood from Misty Island, but chaos ensues when Old Wheezy starts throwing the logs around. (S14 Ep 16) 
07:00Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Axel is living with his guide dog trainer and tackling some difficult tests. Will he be distracted in the supermarket by all the yummy food on display? (S1 Ep 13) 
07:05Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Noddy must find out who broke the Crystal Memory Game before the start of the DareDale Challenge Obstacle Race. (S1 Ep 1) 
07:20PAW Patrol Pups Save the Bunnies CGI animated series. Ryder and the Paw Patrol discover that some bunnies are tunnelling under Farmer Yumi's garden and taking her carrots. (S1 Ep 21) 
07:35Peppa Pig Mummy Pig's Birthday Animation. Peppa, George and Daddy Pig prepare a wonderful birthday surprise for Mummy Pig. (S1 Ep 21) 
07:45Peppa Pig Stars Animated series about a lovable pig. Peppa and George look at the stars with Mummy and Daddy Pig. (S2 Ep 49) 
07:50Shimmer and Shine Animation. When a baby bird mistakes Zeta for its mother, the girls must help her return it to its nest. (S2 Ep 27) 
08:05Floogals Animation. It's movie night - but first the Floogals must rid the kitchen of an avalanche of yummy fluffy things after they accidentally turned on the popcorn maker. (S1 Ep 20) 
08:20Digby Dragon CGI animated series. When Mungo accidentally starts up Scottie with Archie on board, Digby races to the rescue. However, saving them is harder than he bargained for. (S1 Ep 5) 
08:35Rusty Rivets Animation. In order to sell the most ice cream, Rusty and Ruby turn Sammy Scoops into Captain Scoops, an ice-cream superhero. 
08:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Acorn Day Impish animation. The Wise Old Elf comes up with a cunning plan to stop the squirrels from storing their acorns in his tree. (S1 Ep 46) 
09:05Mofy Animated series. Mofy receives a letter from the Mice children, who tell her that their mother is not feeling very well. They ask Mofy to visit to cheer her up. (S1 Ep 14) 
09:15The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show. 
11:15Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Matt meets a single mum struggling to cope with mounting debts. A beauty salon owner threatens to lock Stewart in and place him under citizen's arrest. (S5 Ep 11) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15GPs: Behind Closed Doors Documentary series. The doctors treat a wave of patients in search of physical and emotional pain relief, including a woman who is in a low mood after donating her kidney. (S3 Ep 40) 
13:15Home and Away Kat stops Ash from going to the police, wanting to break the news gently to Robbo that he is the notorious killer Beckett Reid - but is she putting herself in danger? 
13:45Neighbours Paige and Jack go out on a date. Gary engineers a reconciliation between Piper and Terese. David unwittingly gives Rafael the information he needs to wreak his revenge on Paul. 
14:15NCIS: Conspiracy To Murder Bounce US crime drama series. Tony takes charge of the team as he reopens a case he investigated three years earlier. (S6 Ep 16) 
15:15Brace For Impact Film Thriller starring Kerry Condon and Sheila McCarthy. When disgraced investigator Sofia's brother dies in a plane crash, Sofia secretly begins investigating the crash. (2016) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Paige and Jack go out on a date. Gary engineers a reconciliation between Piper and Terese. David unwittingly gives Rafael the information he needs to wreak his revenge on Paul. 
18:00Home and Away Kat stops Ash from going to the police, wanting to break the news gently to Robbo that he is the notorious killer Beckett Reid - but is she putting herself in danger? 
18:305 News Tonight The national and international news, including reports, live updates and interviews. 
19:00Inside Kensington Palace A look at the inner workings of the royal home where Queen Victoria was born and raised, and where Hollywood A-listers have partied. (S1 Ep 1) 
20:00The Yorkshire Steam Railway:.. ...All Aboard. Documentary series about the North Yorkshire Moors Railway. The railway has hired headlining steam engine Royal Scot, but she has a problem with her boiler. (S1 Ep 1) 
21:00New: Cruising With Jane McDonald Travelogue. Jane boards a steamboat on the Mississippi, on which there are sing-along piano bars and a theatre. Excursions include a trip to the Louisiana State Penitentiary! (S3 Ep 4) 
22:00New: Will & Grace Return of the popular US sitcom. When Joe and Larry get broody, Grace offers Larry a job to distract him. Jack runs over neighbour Val in his car. (S9 Ep 9) 
22:30Jo Brand: Secrets Of Her Success Documentary. A celebration of the comedy of Jo Brand, featuring a host of friends and co-stars who share their memories of her stellar career. 
23:30Jo Brand's Cats & Kittens Documentary series presented by Jo Brand. Having fallen four floors from a balcony, the outlook for kitten Saba does not look good. Young cat Lola has got stuck up a chimney. (S1 Ep 1) 
00:15Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit SuperCasino.com. 
03:10The X-Files Revival of the classic sci-fi drama. Exploring the idea of alternate history, Mulder and Scully learn how the X-Files themselves may have originated. (S11 Ep 4) 
04:00GPs: Behind Closed Doors The doctors of Balham Park Surgery take third year medical students Tanguy and Kathryn under their wing to help them gain valuable hands-on experience. (S3 Ep 39) 
04:45House Doctor US interior designer Ann Maurice lays down the law to those whose houses need updating to make a sale. This time she visits a couple in Bournemouth who want to move to Australia. [SL] (S2 Ep 4) 
05:10Nick's Quest Naturalist Nick Baker tracks down the world's most fascinating animals. Nick travels to the remote Venezuelan region of Llanos to find the world's largest snake. [SL] (S1 Ep 1) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S2 Ep 8) 
06:00Little Princess I Don't Want a Bath Julian Clary narrates an animation based on the much-loved picture books. Little Princess does not like baths and she will do anything to avoid them. (S1 Ep 8)