This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Saturday, June 2 2018

06:00Little Princess I Want to Go to the Fair Julian Clary narrates an animation based on the picture books. Little Princess is off to the fair, but in her excitement, she ends up hurting her foot. (S2 Ep 4) 
06:10Wissper CGI-animation. Herbert the shire horse seems to have lost his strength. He has been trying to haul logs for the beavers, but he just can't shift them at all. (S1 Ep 11) 
06:20Poppy Cat Animation. Zuzu wants to find Speedy Sam the turtle, but Alma wants to try out her new picnic set, so Poppy proposes a compromise. (S2 Ep 13) 
06:30Milkshake Monkey Preschool series starring an inquisitive puppet. Watch out for gorillas and games as Milkshake! Monkey and his friends explore Port Lympne. (S3 Ep 14) 
06:35Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Willy's owner tries everything to get him to learn to stay and fetch. Teddy is learning to walk on the lead for the first time. (S1 Ep 8) 
06:40Mofy Animation. Kerry has composed a new song for the Forest Dance Party. Mofy is going to sing a solo, but it's the first time she's sung before an audience... (S1 Ep 49) 
06:45Simon Animation. Simon and Gaspard want to spend the night in the treehouse, but Daddy insists that they sleep in the house. So they try to sneak out again later. (S1 Ep 51) 
06:50Olly the Little White Van The Bumpton Rally Animated adventures of the cheerful racing car, featuring the voice of Peter Kay. Roary spills oil on the track and worries that the other cars will slip on it. 
07:00Peppa Pig Best Friend Animated series about a loveable little pig. Peppa's best friend Suzy Sheep comes to play, but Peppa won't let George join in. (S1 Ep 4) 
07:05PAW Patrol Pup, Pup and Away CGI animated series.When Mayor Goodway accidentally takes off in a hot air balloon, Ryder and the Paw Patrol make a dramatic attempt to rescue her. (S1 Ep 10) 
07:20Thomas and Friends CGI animated escapades. Mike makes fun of Duck when his whistle makes funny noises. But when he does his own whistle a mischief, he cannot take being teased himself. (S20 Ep 10) 
07:40Fireman Sam CGI-animation. Norman and Mandy find a penguin that has escaped from Newtown Zoo and decide to take it home, without Dilys's knowledge. (S10 Ep 19) 
07:55Rusty Rivets Animation. While helping Chef Betty and Sammy compete for the Peachy Keen tasting contest, Rusty and Ruby must find a way to get them working together. (S1 Ep 37) 
08:10PAW Patrol Pups Save the Circus CGI animated series about a pack of puppies led by a 10-year-old boy named Ryder. A baby elephant escapes when the circus comes to town. (S1 Ep 13) 
08:25Nella the Princess Knight Animation. There's trouble at Moat Beach when Castlehaven beach day falls on the same day as the Snorkelmander (Sea Dragons) beach day. (S1 Ep 25) 
08:40Noddy Toyland Detective Everyone has come to watch Smartysaurus latest experiment in which she attempts to make a rainbow! But something goes wrong. (S1 Ep 26) 
09:00Floogals Animation. After observing the Hooman children putting up a tent in the garden, the Floogals decide to copy what they do - but in miniature, with hilarious results. (S1 Ep 34) 
09:10Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Spies Preschool animation. King and Queen Thistle ask Nanny Plum and the Wise Old Elf to build a boat capable of beating the Marigolds. (S2 Ep 5) 
09:25Shimmer and Shine Animation. Leah, Zac, Zeta and the genies compete in the Zoomicorn Toss tournament. Zeta is determined to win even if it means breaking the rules and using magic... (S2 Ep 19) 
09:45Digby Dragon CGI animated series. Every year, Digby feels down in the dumps on Dragon Day. After all, how can he enjoy the celebrations when he can't fly or breathe fire? (S1 Ep 1) 
10:00Peppa Pig Polly Parrot Animated series about a loveable little pig. Peppa and George go to visit Granny Pig, who is very excited about her new pet - a parrot called Polly. (S1 Ep 3) 
10:10Peppa Pig Hide and Seek Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and George are playing hide and seek, but Peppa complains that George is too easy to find. (S1 Ep 5) 
10:15Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Animated adventures with the heroes in a half-shell. As they reach their destination, Usagi and the Turtles must help Kintaro fulfill his destiny. (S5 Ep 9) 
10:50Make You Laugh Out Loud Clip show featuring the most hilarious and outrageous cat-themed videos on the internet, presented by comedians Dave Spikey and Zoe Lyons. (Ep 6) 
11:15Police Interceptors Action-packed reality series. Rookie Rachael faces a baptism of fire including a chase with a pregnant passenger, and a motorist calls the police to report interceptor Chris. (S14 Ep 5) 
12:05Police Interceptors Observational documentary series. Dan and Gordy engage in the high-speed pursuit of a dangerous disqualified driver, and the hunt is on for a wanted man in a bobble hat. (S12 Ep 11) 
13:05Police Interceptors Documentary series. Sgt Sean Doolan uses the big red key to give a drug dealer a door knock he won't forget in a hurry. (S12 Ep 12) 
14:05Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series. A landlord discovers that his letting agency has advertised his property on a Romanian website. A single mum's tenant owes 10k but has vanished. (S3 Ep 6) 
15:05Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series. Susan and Gary's too-good-to-be-true letting agent broke into their house and changed the locks. Paul learned that his father's tenant owed 20k in rent. (S3 Ep 7) 
16:05Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords A couple from Kent face losing their house because of a nightmare tenant, and a residential home is found to have been turned into a brothel. (S3 Ep 8) 
17:05Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Stewart and Vic face one of their most confrontational cases, and Steve and Ben encounter a tragic repossession. (S4 Ep 6) 
18:05Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series following the work of High Court enforcement officers. (S4 Ep 4) 
18:555 News Weekend National and international news. 
19:00Cricket On 5: Eng Vs Pak-2nd Test Highlights of the second day of the Second Test between England and Pakistan from Headingley. 
20:00New: Queen Victoria And Her... ...Tragic Family. Documentary series. Victoria continued to dominate her children as they rebelled. But the Queen's relationship with an Indian servant brought joy in her final years. (S1 Ep 3) 
21:00Elizabeth I: Death Of A Dynasty Docu-drama series. As the Spanish Armada approaches, Elizabeth rallies her troops at Tilbury. As her old advisors die, the dashing Earl of Essex wins her favour. (S1 Ep 3) 
22:00Agatha Christie's Crooked House Murder mystery starring Glenn Close, Christina Hendricks and Max Irons. Young Sophia returns after the war to find her grandfather poisoned and a family filled with suspects. (2017) 
23:055 News Update National and international news. 
23:10Agatha Christie's Crooked House Murder mystery starring Glenn Close, Christina Hendricks and Max Irons. Young Sophia returns after the war to find her grandfather poisoned and a family filled with suspects. (2017) 
00:15Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit SuperCasino.com. 
03:10The Cabin in the Woods Film Satirical horror starring Kristen Connolly and Chris Hemsworth. When five college students travel to a remote cabin for a weekend of fun, they come under attack. (2012) 
04:45House Doctor Home improvement guru Ann Maurice is in Worcester where the Squires are struggling to sell. Their sprawling home is cluttered and they have a passion for parrots. [SL] (S3 Ep 6) 
05:10Great Scientists Historian Allan Chapman profiles famous and influential scientists. Allan explores the mind-boggling world of the complex and profound Albert Einstein. (S1 Ep 5) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. (S2 Ep 12) 
06:00Little Princess I Want to Dress Up With a prize for the best costume up for grabs, Little Princess really wants to win the fancy dress party, but none of her ideas seem to work. (S2 Ep 5)